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0:00We interrupt this program. Previously, critics had brailed against the duo as crude, dumb, ugly, faultless, sexist, self-destructive, and foolish. They are not part of a legitimate business world. What they do is they celebrate under achievement. An old calendar, I would tell you it's outrageous still. And if I could find some way constitutionally to do away with it, I would. Nреdles, they are yeah. N ranked ten million. Noobie showing up love our newbies the show.fm or twist.tv slash the show Burnin as yeah, we took the holiday of yesterday. I don't think that'll be offered up a my bed by pommel again

1:05They got a shot right down. We know yesterday. That was a sneaky For the amount but we used to have to work rando ones what's that we will again? Probably whatever we are allowed that I didn't know I didn't know that wasn't a last Was it would after covid when we were told that if your kids if they're that's like holiday that kids have off from school You have off from here that was because this is all about family and then the very first holiday He came in and no one was here like he told us and he lost his damn mind Because he's a senile yeah, he was a psychopath and I think that I was I might have been All what? Indigenous people's day it was indigenous people's day because people weren't here Yeah, I'm doing rambling nonsense. The only person I was here was smoothie because he had to run into grab something I had to take the day. It's on videos It's on video. I know. I know. There we are. It is a Tuesday Twitch.tv slash the show that I

2:08I've done so much in the last four days. It's almost unbelievable. I know you you had yourself up Weekend sir. There's so much on packa. It's gonna be 79 today Wow very nice. All right, we're in pants. Let me look on I'm gonna long sleeve shirt on like an idiot. Oh I'm taking my pants off. That's it Friday we had the big trump thing downtown. I'll talk about that because I watched it live stream that night Saturday I had up the old forge and do my rail bike activity. Mm-hmm. Yep. Thought a bear When I do Sunday Sunday I went and did the LaGuileys disc golf tournament. No, which now I think I want to be a disc golfer Not your disc golfers. I think you'd like it too because it's exactly what you like doing wandering around the woods Yeah, and just hucking a frisbee at something. Yeah, Max field was up there LaGuile was playing I did that. Yeah, Max fields a big into that and then yesterday went to my end loss for some chicken biscuits I got a lot to tell you guys about what you do this weekend you're up in a disco yesterday, right? Right. It was one of those nice fall days where I was like I got to walk around yeah, right

3:11Yeah, I have to not doing too much at all Saturday and then Sunday was all football for you as usual as usual and it was of course Good games wasn't I We knew they would be in the last night back in fourth battle and in the way it did pretty pretty cool I only watched the first maybe quarter and maybe two quarters. I didn't stay a pass Really nine o'clock, but Bill's Rams LA tied the game with four seconds left in regulation. Yep. Oh T brought on more drama one buffal Oh fumbled LA had to get a field goal with the field goal was blocked Bill's made sure theirs was good Whole lot of activities so I can play that clip for you last night and But of course you know the rundown 315 364 109 K rock tech sign although how about Q's nutrition? We could talk about it. They got to be careful showing Josh Allen's wifey. Why they're showing a lot And I don't want people to turn on Josh. Oh, yeah, they're good. They're gonna to swift there don't I don't want People to turn on them. That says they were not all good games the commanders lose. Oh no

4:15It was the most confusing Thing ever they tied But they had so much time. Uh-huh And you know when you don't have any time outs and you got to run up there. They they had a completion and they had like 20 seconds almost to get up there and just be like And I hiked the ball. We're good to go instead. They just stood around and like Bumbled and then there was like one second left and they're like oh we better get information to hike it and it's like No, you should have done that with like 10 seconds left. What are you doing? And then the clock just ran out and the game was over it was the most confusing ending Ever we can also talk about Syracuse's game on Saturday. Yeah, that's felt terrible for that kicker. He's just a true freshman Unfortunately, he's losing games now Getting in hot tub Joe Joe's getting her hot tub today To thank her that subscription Jay hapler newbie in the chat always love our newbies. Thank you. Love you. Um But it won't be warm today right Joe Joe. We got it. What is we get I know it's gonna be who's gonna be 79

5:20I told you we had one more I we had one more day of 80 and it's I didn't think it'd be this early, but I have not been checking the weather high Almost 80 today. I want just pants. I gotta get home and take these pants off I'm so mad and then it's a pretty chilly stretch. It looks like the rest of the week pants though on a 80 degree day All right, I'm a monster get out there and enjoy the sunshine of the Tuesday Maybe your heart is we gonna let hot tub people in there. What I mean for a lot of folks. It's just a tiny Tiny pool. Yeah, it's gonna be cold for a minute. Oh wow. Yeah, don't just jump right in Well, Saint Louis woman 132 hundred dollars at slot machines inside casino queen But left the rob left a robbery victim she got robbed to feed the pigs play hot at house Dude, I played some slot machines this weekend. It's another thing another thing I did this weekend While I was waiting for Leguelly and them to finish up there. So I was at Sullivan Park on Saturday Sunday. Oh my god. There was so many things this weekend. I know right?

6:27jeez I I agreed to help Leguelly and his buddy Ryan out at the big at their Tin Man Disgolf tournament. Yeah, I played some music. I did some announcements. I really didn't do much But I was there volunteering my time and It's a mile away from Yellow brick road casino where I had never been before you never been there. I'd never been there before But they didn't want to run so much innovations. They came in I we kicked it all off they had a lunch Then they went out and they're like art. They'll be out there for like two and a half hours and I go down a place from slot machines I'll be back. Yeah, so I went down the road Plan to lose 60 bucks. I was like I got 60 I can gamble with I did and I'm losing it but I Was doing I played on 60 dollars for two hours, which is pretty impressive which was awesome right? That's pretty impressive. They had two games there that I played one was a kind of like a feed the pigs But it was like Greek pigs. Hey These They were kind of like gods. Oh, I know clouds and they got bigger like the Zeus pigs. Yeah, yep

7:33I got a theory. Maybe this isn't that big of a theory I Think these slot machines are rigged in a way And when you first sit down, they're gonna give you some good action right out the gate. Yeah It's like it knows to kind of hook you in I wouldn't be surprised if that's like a marketing technique these machines use Yeah, because I sat down and I played the Greek Piggy one and boom probably boom pretty quick not like a huge win But it was like enough that I got to see like you know me. I like all the extras Yeah, when it shows you the bells and whistles of when you win something when it goes into a big sequence And there's a whole animation and I get to enjoy that yep, yep, and it did all that I think you know it gives you like five bucks or yeah to play that and then I was like that I want to play pigs anymore. It's gonna see what else there is and then I went to This haunted house I want to go to haunted house actually more than club. I dipped in it's not a big deal. It's not a big deal. I did the deck And it was the most fun slot machines since Ghostbusters like that It was so fun season of slot machine. It's a good idea. That's a really good idea and

8:38The goal is kind of like you're feeding the pigs. There's three scenarios. Okay, I got to fill the haunted house Like to get to like whatever that level is the games. Yeah, the lights keep going on and the money Okay, okay, okay, but then there was also the Free games or there was also the jackpot and the jackpot you just had to pick like These little jars and if you got the jet I know that's done This is all boring is this all boring. No, I mean Interested in this or by this I like it so I the you that you got the lanterns Yeah, and you picked the different lanterns and if you decide what jackpot if you get three the minor three the major Oh, it's not just yeah, there's a dollar in this one. No, I'm like I like a scratcher. Yeah, I get three it's like a scratcher So I hit that for like seven bucks a couple times I filled up the haunted house one time and I got to do all the ghosts and the windows and then That's what's fun about those even if you win just a couple bucks as long as you get to do that worth it That's all I love I don't like care about yeah

9:38That's how I always justify what my gambling losses will be if you entertain me for two hours Yeah, I'm pretty happy. I'm pretty happy with the hardest part So I'm on haunted house and my time is winding down you even been to Aqua yet You know and I keep my and I I know that I got to walk away Because I limit I tell myself this is your gambling budget when it's gone It's gone. Yeah, and the numbers are going down and that freaking house is for so much money Oh, I don't know is this the world. I look like I can't leave it can't leave it And I was like so I'm like so somebody else can just walk on Crack the haunted house open like oh, uh, uh, and these old Old mills that know when a machine is hot so I'm standing up and I'm getting ready to leave and she's just yep And I'm right there by the ATM and I'm like I could get out more money No, you're not doing it. That's that a tough problem start So get up and the second I stand up and you play in this I go go ahead right

10:39Over it because I want to see what happens hover no you got to walk away because you don't want that battle I built this go I built this haunted house brick by brick you don't want to see what happens I put the time in yeah to this house now You want to stick around and looking through the windows and watch somebody else live in it? No, so I got you got to leave. I wish I could I wish I was better than that you stick around and watch her win I'm much of money. Well here's here's here's what I did she may have won a bunch of money I just wanted to see one I wanted to see the first good thing happen Yeah, then I can walk away. Yeah, so I stand up and like I said there's three options free games is the one piggy fill up the Jackpots one piggy fill up in the big haunted house So I stand up, but I just got a hover back hover back a little bit Scary and she sits down on like the second spin she gets the jackpot bonus game and I go I'm gonna watch this woman Win like $10,000 I hate her and I'm gonna have to I'm gonna have to kill this old lady. There no fault of her own I hate her so I stood there I'm sorry man. This is you. Let's see how this plays out

11:44I go and be able to watch that I'd have to she played the jackpot games and she only hit for $10 and some reason Locker in the cover clutch. I was like all right Now you can walk away you witnessed it maybe it wasn't anything too much it wasn't two it's 10 bucks I was fine with that now granted she could hit that haunted house a second I got to my car find one a million. I don't know that that's fine as long as it's not right in front of you That's grandma one big on a haunted house slot this weekend. Yep, anyways back to this story is the woman inside casino queen Say man a man watched her win then followed her out Pulled alongside of her car claiming her bumper was hanging off when she kept driving he forced her off the road She's he then pull the gun Detectives say the footage from inside the casino. They found the guy blah blah blah I feel like there should be more escorts to your car if you win yeah, after you win I think I'm gonna offer like an escort to your car And I don't know maybe they do cuz yeah, that's

12:44Kind of a dicey situation And I just hit like for 10 grand and they gave me 10 grand and cash Go okay, bye, maybe they give you a check. I don't know. Yeah, I'm like I'm not walking to a parking garage Yeah, with 10 grand and cash Maybe they do offer that sprinting to a I don't know what I would do I'm tech I'm running past little ladies and just mm-hmm Just giving them stiff arms. I think they're coming at me Yeah, grandma. Yeah, oh, yeah, you're gonna refer my money When one of these days I eventually do hit for the big money I'm gonna have to ask her to score it out to the yep can somebody please bring me to my car I'm so rich is a football home this weekend Yep, we got cues hoops this week picking off I got tickets earlier Oh, you get closer to Thursday. I'll get tickets for you For that yes, I'm sorry Wait, is it no, who are they playing?

13:46Not to look it up. I don't want to say SMU instinctively Louisville You're googling it. I'm looking it up Louisville this Saturday Louisville cuz SMU is the Halloween one so yep SMU is there Halloween Yes, they go Louisville the new and CNN sir cues Losing over the weekend unfortunately, yeah, that's a good one. Yeah, that's that's a heartbreaker Kate to put it on the kicker But I mean it's kind of coming down to the kicker at this point. Yeah, like no come down to the kicker. No But like dude, what are you doing? That's what you're there. Do they got anybody on the soccer team that can kick? I mean, I know he's a freshman and I feel bad for the guy. I know, but just that's that's literally the only reason you're there I know But get good about it. Just or just I don't know seems like it's a bunch You know what I mean like like at some point Like the nerves you got a yeah That's over. I like it's not gonna get me better off. It's over before it even starts for the poor kid It's not for you. Yeah, you know you've been given some opportunities and now unfortunately those opportunities have lost two games

14:50I think now yeah That's a bomber for the kid. Yeah, it's rough like you said though. You can't leave it up to the kicker, but when you do That's to make it well in the national football league last night or you just a wild ride get your ass kicked like the cowboy Yeah, oh yeah, yeah, we weren't even here yesterday to talk about that bud. What happened there? Oh, no, that was a Yeah, we're right. Yeah, we talked about it. Uh, here's last night's bills game. It's a quick super cut of all the craziness Maybe staffer keeps it but times Dickin They're not the 12 seconds now. Williams Is way touch down Before the go Back to the ground back to cook His second fumble of the night Game morning tribe for Harrison Mevis 48

15:50It's a 45 year drive your Brady's not gonna mess around with it anymore to win it Good Tyler bass sends the bills out of so fire with a 3734 over time Oh Bass to mouth the kick is good. So we weren't here yesterday Let's run through some Sunday scores Cody We set it on Friday that the games maybe didn't look like they were gonna be Mm-hmm as entertaining, but they I think they were bright and early on Sunday morning. Oh man Eagles Jags Jags beating the Eagles. I know he got a lot of Eagles fans in here the Jags Returned the kick the Eagles scored with like Eight seconds left. It was over. Mm-hmm games over. Mm-hmm They let the Jags return it all the way down to where all they had to do was kick that field goal and the Jags kickers that guy that kicks 70 Artors on the reg

16:50Sunday morning. It was a heartbreaking. I was bringing my kid to the gym whoops and then going to LaGuileys disc golf tournament and before we've even gotten the car He was like those was the big fight of the Eagles game because they returned it and something you know What was that in the beginning there the start? Jeremiah Trotter Jr. Through a punch For whatever they started fighting at night o'clock in the morning. It's like no It's too early for this chap's to ready to have yourself a doni brook And then explain how this is the final score of Giants commanders 27 27 Yeah, they just stop after a certain amount of time Washington almost was like now we're all set. We're good. We don't we don't need to go for the winner or kick a field goal or anything They had plenty of time they just had the worst clock management ever and that's an option just to leave with a tie No, they didn't do it on purpose. It was the blunder of the of the years for them like I would this that That's almost coach being fired territory really because he's not good to begin with there are already probably on thin ice with him

17:55And then to do that that's just I've never seen that before They knew they know much time was left that just they didn't care and then all of a sudden they did care Yeah, but there was only like three seconds left You got a hot jets browns game 1712 hot jets browns action Steelers cult Steelers over the cult 3422. Yeah, of course watching Aaron Rogers Out dual Daniel Jones. He's still arguing with his coach every play. I can't about it I can't think of when you match up two quarterbacks Two quarterbacks. I'd want to sit in the room with last Have a dinner that with Daniel Jones and Aaron Rogers Yeah The bratty is 44 year old man And no, he wasn't he wasn't a bitch in a Monika's they were winning So that's on him when the winning he did when their winning is good to him only him When they're losing it's probably only anybody else Texans killed the Titans 26 three in the battle of the unwent went the unwent

18:57Oh, yeah, and then when it wears but yeah, now the Texans support poor Titans Are they not good this year again just every year they're bad Vikings over the Saints Who uniforms off for the Titans Viking Saints you care about that? I mean Vikings being five and oh is the reverse of The last teams the Titans who do without they look because the Vikings weirdly look really good They haven't really been tested the Saints were Not that good, but still to be five and oh is still impressive Patriots over the Raiders 45 17. Yeah, it looks like they're hot now stupid Patriot dolphins lose as the dolphin send a dude to the bangos 31 24 between We're doing them in the Titans. I really don't know which I don't I don't think they play each other Mm-hmm. I wouldn't be shocked if neither of them win a game Worst team has to leave the league this year Premier League doesn't do it. I know I know you're bad. You're out until you're good Packers killed the Bears 31 seven and now we're about to make

20:00The Packers Jordan love and Christian Watson look like friggin bright far than the Packers of the 90s That's what the Cowboys play next So that'll be great. So they'll next Gonna dice them up Slice them and dice like my baseball coach said to me back in the 90s You exist to make other teams look good. Yeah, that's what the Cowboys defense does Yep, I exist to make other teams look good and the Cowboys exist to make Even bad teams really have a great game. Well, it's I the Cowboys hired. I guess a guy that used to help The our defense coordinator at his last job. Mm-hmm. So all I can just picture is they hired a guy to oversee what he's doing So I just picture him stand it behind him while the one guy goes to call play. He kind of leans over Ooh sure about that. You sure about that one? Sure about that. That's why you sure about that Gonna call that play though. Broncos over the Charters 2317. Yeah, divisional games So that was a lot closer than it showed a bend, but they still Broncos look pretty decent

21:03Lions over the Cardinals 45 21. Lions are really good again. Yeah, they're just when their offense is a moving They're just really good stickers and chats as my 49ers f and killed it and they did 32 29 over the sea off might have been the The if wasn't for last nights game the the game of the week that was really good and then Raven No, Falcon 30 23 You're up and up last night with your bills over time double double over time because a Sunday night was over time as well Holy cow lots of football Ha pig skin Anybody get held up by the Trump stuff Friday. Did any of that screw up anybody's work day? You get Yeah, anybody and we get stuck down there. I didn't go anywhere near the area where it was all happening No, no, no, no, I want nothing to do with any of that just I saw that They sound big Paul down there to cover it and as of like two or something He said it really wasn't that busy. No, because it's yeah, it got a like there are people in line If I said no issues around 11 that's good But I mean the result wasn't anything going on till later. So I saw that I don't know

22:06It's true now, but I saw people's cars got towed to clear the area. I bet they did unfortunately is that sucks I mean they they tried to let everyone know like with stuff like that Like that's it's not just Well, there's gonna be a Signs up. There's not signs. I saw one guy make a tic-tac, but I don't remember what he said But it's one of those where it's not just like oh, there's gonna be a speech at the on center Like yeah, this like they shut down a lot of areas the president So they're gonna I saw when I was going to scoop Elsa like when I travel the outskirts of the city and set a Hopper on the highway because you never know If there's gonna be a wild moose standing there whatever on such nighty construction. Yeah, yep So I saw them starting though over where there's that diner It's kind of like at the end of the street that the on centers on there. They started putting up also they were putting up the Road closed signs then like all right Who lived close to there got their cars towed with no notice Brand I wouldn't be surprised by that which is that would just suck now you got to go pay to get your car back

23:11Say an email put it put an email. Did you check your spam folder? um It seemed rather on eventful though. I mean I saw there was protests were were those down at the fountain clinic square Yeah, but square protests amongst many other places many other places. I saw they were like they were there at the Down by the on center as well. Mm-hmm. Saw that lady get the middle finger Sue. Yep. Sue's everyone's hero now. She had a primus shirt on She's gonna have to fingers Um, it was weird though because the strange thing about it visually Is like I guess I'm so used to seeing clips of him just like through national news and now it was local news And I don't know if like local news cameras are a different frame rate or something But I was watching the news channel nine live stream of it. Mm-hmm And it just felt different. I don't explain it other than that like I'm so used to seeing him on like Like national news. It's just like this was my little news station streaming his appearance

24:15Yeah, and it was just more Real like oh, he's just a guy He's just a guy walking around and he was saying words. I It was weird. He went to the greatest hits I saw like everybody like all the normal things you ran so about yes Yes, as usual there's a video going around of this girl talking to her boyfriend. Did you see that? He's like doing his speech and there was a girl and a boyfriend behind him and she you can read her lips He's like can we go? Huh, and he's like oh he looks at his watch. He's like I don't know We can't because they're like on camera. Yeah, and she keeps going back like can we please go and at one point They just leave that's awesome. I don't know. It's what it is. It is what it is I don't know what people were doing down there. It was all the people I expected to be there No, they were all in lines. What ever and I said I watched a little bit of the Pre-prey stuff only because I wanted to go and see if I can see the plane Coming yeah videos and cisterol like the Air Force one coming over cisterol. I've got a pretty good up there. Mm-hmm. I'm it like I don't know how to explain it like I'm in line

25:17With the airport. Yeah, where the hill is so I would have gotten there to see we're beginning our descent I'm gonna go ahead and be gonna descent now if you want to go ahead and bulk your seat belts. We're just going to Go on in just now we're right right on time. Yeah, but I didn't get that alert So all of a sudden I just saw that he was landed and I was like how was my ass doing? How did I just miss that the biggest plane in the United States? I miss I work at the Civic Center We left at 1 p.m Because we were warned it was gonna get crazy by three or four not too bad when we left The biggest problem is they were forcing homeless off the street making them go to shelters Yeah, so that meant a lot of homeless had to come to the health department to get ppds To check for tuberculosis made a very busy day. That was pretty interesting down here on Friday I was suddenly quiet all of a sudden weird how all of a sudden like hmm when you want to Make them kind of disappear It was an interesting day. It was just an interesting thing to watch as like my local news live stream I kept obsessing over the fact that like if you could look at a map of the globe

26:21And you put a dot where I was and a dot where the president was. It's like the closest. It's ever been All right, okay, that makes sense the most powerful person in the world is like In driving distance of me right now. I think mine was when Pagan was at OCC. Oh, that's way closer than I was. Yeah, well, you don't know when all do we do know any out here? Because then I can start to get paranoid room like well if they're gonna try to like I guess Bama sees here now I started to get paranoid about that I go Like why are we safe? What's going on? It was just I had a lot of emotions about it. I'm Friday. No Well, we move on. It's a new week. I was not oh good enough. No, I was not a Watching much. I couldn't it's just not it's not for you I don't know me either. I'm just I'm a political junkie. So I like to see all that stuff in just the grift Yeah, it was a lot of that and how he very Clearly, he's got some bullet points real quick on some things. No, it was all the yeah like it was all the Call 81 racist. Yeah, he's racist

27:24To me, well, that's because you just read it up. You just pay for nothing. I'm not told you about it He had he had just learned about a lot of things today, but I'm an expert on them. Don't say that I know all about I 81 you want to keep chatting twitch.tv slash the show or the show. I FM other side of this selling it forward We got a high string in this for you Well, you did I did It's adding to your ambiance shut up Pretty cool have that has a candle like it's creepy in here Pretty pretty cool. I'm light headed. Oh, oh, oh, this is k-rock. It is Things the nostrils a Tuesday and not Tuesdays we get into your high strangeness The unexplained the creepy the strange the weird

28:27And what I love about tiktok is that People share all their creepy stories and I just like listening to them. Yeah right over there Is it rich really hidden right? I'm I screwed up. I screwed up. Sorry. Where am I? Sorry? What? I Love people sharing their creepy stories because it's like you're sitting around the campfire and people share their things And you can just listen to their stories are they made up maybe sometimes? I don't know. Yeah, but even if they're made up crap could be made up as long as they're good So this is a video I saw in 10 talk last week. I saved it for today's high strangeness And it's a pretty creepy story man um I will let her share the tale with you Okay, I did not turn on the button gotta do that. We do the button and to redo everything. Well, you got to turn off all the buttons No need to do that Okay, still not doing Thank you stop talking just do worry about your broadcast

29:29Yeah, you don't have to five people disappeared inside of a corn maze where I worked for almost six hours and when they finally came out around like three o'clock in the morning They thought that they had only been inside for a little bit under a half an hour So I was 20 when this happened and I was working my second falsies and at this family-owned farm in Ohio pumpkins hay rise citer like corn maze all of it The maze was big enough that people could absolutely get lost But that was kind of the point of it But on an average night it took most people somewhere between like 30 and 40 minutes to get through If you were really bad with directions, maybe an hour But nobody disappeared in there this particular group went in at 917 And I remember that time because they were one of the last groups that we let enter that night And there were five of them four of them were teenagers probably somewhere between like 15 16 and one of the boys had brought his dad And they were giving him a little bit of a hard time about it Nothing mean just like some joking and one of my co-workers said something like you guys need a shop-room for a corn maze

30:31And one of the kids goes ah apparently we're five and the dad laughed and said you'll be glad that I'm here when one of you is crying And I have to carry you out and it was just normal stuff They went in and we closed around 10 30 and around closing We started doing the usual checks And one of the things that we kept track of was whether or not the last groups had actually come out And this group hadn't and nobody panicked though because people lingered people took photos teenagers hid from each other Sometimes people even ignored the exit because they wanted to keep messing around in there So a couple of the employees went back through and nothing then more of us went in We knew the maze there were little like employee shortcuts that customers weren't supposed to use And we had a pretty good idea of where people normally got turned around So we were calling out using flashlights and nothing and by the time midnight rolled around It wasn't very funny anymore and the dad was in there too So this wasn't four teenagers like deliberately hiding from employees for a laugh or anything And at this point management started making calls Eventually they did call out emergency services and there were fire trucks police more people searching the field

31:37Someone had contact information for one of the parents and phones were being called over and over and over again And most of them eventually went straight to voicemail So we're just tuning in Five people go to a corn maze And they go into the corn maze they're making all the normal jokes that you make at the corn maze It's like 917 at night. Yep corn maze closes at 10 10 o'clock rolls around they haven't come out of the corn maze yet Now it gets to midnight and they can't find these people who went in the corn maze I was a video from candy on TikTok. I would have freaked out way earlier than midnight If they said that it's a fun hour Midnight is when they call emergency services. Yeah, cuz they're like okay. This is severe. I've never done a corn maze There's so many things you haven't done in your life right when it comes to stuff like that I haven't you done a corn maze. I don't know Now that this is gonna make you want to do one all of that. No, this not see I would do one of these now you're curious Gonna disappear me This is people missing in a corn maze here is part two of the store from candy on TikTok

32:40And we still could not find people in a corn maze that normally took 30 to 40 minutes to finish and then at 307 in the morning they walked out Through the regular exit three of them together nobody was carrying anything nobody looked injured They looked confused and one of the two girls in the group saw the emergency vehicles and asked what happened And that was the first thing not thank gosh not we've been lost She thought that something had happened while they were inside So one of the managers said we have been looking for you and they laughed like genuinely thought that he was messing with him So the dad checked his phone and then he stopped laughing They all thought that they had been inside of that maze for maybe 40 minutes The dad did too and that part is important to me because people later said that the teenagers were probably Screwing around or maybe they had been drinking or whatever but the dad was standing there just as confused as they were They started explaining what happened They said that they got turned around pretty early and eventually found this little clearing And it was nothing scary just an open spot inside the corn with an old bench and like a scarecrow

33:43And they thought maybe it was a rest area or a part of the maze and they sat there for a few minutes And they talked and they tried to figure out which way that they had come from and at some point They could hear people calling names They actually joked around that somebody must have gotten lost They didn't realize that the names that were being called was theirs And one of the girls said that every time they tried walking towards the voices The voices seemed like they were moving further away And that is another thing that still bothers me because we were calling for them For hours and the other problem was the clearing There was no clearing I had worked there for two full seasons The people who owned the farm had designed that year's maze There was no bench in the middle of it There was no scarecrow where they described it And there wasn't supposed to be open space in the maze at all So these five people go into a corn maze They think they're in their 30-40 minutes They come out at three o'clock in the morning and they're laughing Because they're like oh they're what are all these vehicles doing here

34:44Yeah The emergency vehicles are like we're here for you You've been in this corn maze for six hours That's so confusing All at one point we found this clearing With a bench in a scarecrow we were just chilling there We could hear people calling for you And this girl who worked there says there is no clearing That was from years ago or whatever the bench or There's no bench in there, there's no scarecrow for you to be chilling in Here's the wrap up of our high strangers and a two-steer I guess one of the girls had an apple watch And when everybody started arguing about how long they had actually been inside Somebody thought to check it And her activity data had shown hours of movement She said that that made no sense because in her memory Most of the time that they had spent in there was sitting in the clearing And trying a couple of the different paths And then she realized that her bracelet was gone Nothing expensive just one that she had worn all the time She assumed that it had fallen off while they were pushing through the corn And nobody thought much about it after that The farm closed for the season just a few weeks later

35:46And eventually the maze was cut down And her bracelet was found The owner knew who it probably was because by then Everybody at the farm had heard the story a thousand times What bothered him was where he found it It was nowhere near where the customers even went down the pass It was in a section that had been planted solid And according to the maze map There had never ever been a trail there Not even employee one I haven't worked in that farm in years And I still don't know what happened Maybe five people somehow lost track of time for almost six hours at the same exact time Maybe there was some part of the field that we somehow overlooked I don't know But I watched five people enter at 917 at night And then I watched them all walk back out at 307 in the morning Asking us why fire trucks and police were outside There it is They walked into a time warp of a corn maze of some kind Yeah that's very weird Where was that supposed to be Oh, I don't know

36:47And no one has any other recollection of it That's just the dummy She said the people that worked at the facility Like at the corn maze talked about it all the time Because it's a crazy story That's so weird They went into a clearing and just sat on a bench Trying to find their way out They got some Yeah, the weather's some Dimension, some demand Yeah, I don't know So weird one The dad being there is what throws it all off Because four kids The Apple Watch showing that you've been walking around for hours Andlessly Yeah The time being obviously what it was Them hearing voices but not being able to get to the voices They just kept getting further away They were stuck in like a time and rest Like the upside down kind of like how you go to the other side of something Yeah, like I hear it But I don't Where are you? Where are you? There's your high strangers on a Tuesday That's a weird one Puka, Bella I'm sure you've noticed some changes How you talking to I'm just practicing for when I have to tell the dogs about the twins You know because they'll Be fine in the spacious third row seat But the twins

37:47Can sleep peacefully thanks to the rear manual sunshade And what about extra cargo space for strollers and dog beds I guess you're right Come into the hospital now The contractions are getting closer The three-row Lexus TX Because everyone should feel like the center of the universe See Burtek Lexus and Cicero Shout out to the Adirondek Railroad up there on In near the old forge I had a great time on Saturday He was an old-time me of Agabon I was an old-time me Right, he's my hood Right, the rail's back then Old with the Vagabons I don't remember I don't know but whatever it was I was I was in heaven You were them I uh The old forge I was not aware of your game During the fall season that's on me I did not know that you were such a destination Yeah Holy cow I've never seen so many people at old forge in my life I think with the added Activities that they have going on around there And you can't pack everybody in The to you know enchanted forest Like they are in the summer

38:49They're all out in the In the city And we got to the rail road Just not a lot of room And I saw a lot of people At the rail road And I'm not used to seeing a lot of people at the rail road Yeah And I go, huh, what's going on here Well we had a bike ride at 1130 The same time the train was departing Oh okay To go up and like look at all the leaves Yeah That's supposed to be real nice So all these people were there waiting for the train And there was a shuttle bus And that's where I'm in my first warning Yeah Because I'm at the train station And I'm like what is this long line of people To keep getting on buses Oh they're getting shuttled in the old forge And I'm like why? That's why Why are they needing to get shuttled in the old forge Why Just just drop them off And just to walk around Gas so man It was crazy When there's no place for them to go Like none of everyone can just venture off Into all the parts you can in the summer And we're like And my wife was like

39:50I could have told you this is going to be busy Everyone's up here looking at the trees Yeah And to quote my youngest child Why? Trees are everywhere And I felt the same way I'm like why'd you all need to come to this one small town To look at our trees You don't have trees where you live Yeah but it's different Because it's cozy And they don't look like this Or with certain spots Like they don't look like they do Like the trees around here Don't look like they do up They had a rondex It's just like the scenery There's only a certain There's a lot of the trees all turn Yeah but there's only a certain couple little pockets Yeah Of like gorgeous fall viewing And they had a rondex Oh that's always been like The number one fall hit station The other rondex So these people travel from all over to come into old footage Everywhere I bet half of those people were from down state Wow If I could venture a guess And I was like man I was like Get out of here These are our trees That's like how Don't you got your Hudson Valley trees

40:52They're not nearly as nice Not nearly as nice That's why it's unfortunate when you're up there in the summer I try to only go during the week Because in the weekend I mean you can't Do anything Almost the same In the summer you can't either No if you go on the weekends I mean a lot of times the weekdays as well That one When I was up there Was it a Tuesday or something It was the busiest I'd ever seen in Chantaforst And it was like a Tuesday Wow So I mean So all four just having a moment I guess And it's You only so much space up there You know what I mean There is There's not endless It's not like a couple cities Or you can just You know they can just you know Widen things out Oh that's a small town In the other rondex So we like we did our rail bike ride Which is phenomenal It was super fantastic It's scary way a lot of bears It's scary way a lot of bears Bunch of bears saw him Needed to see no bears I highly recommend it It's super fun If you ever it's not If you got four people it's not hard What do you go over like

41:52No there's no this is flat The whole way No there's never like a like a bridge Go over like a creek I wish that'd be cool No you go by a lot of water Yep There was a couple of ponds that I passed There's a waterfall at one point It's beautiful It's scenic It's the exact right fall time vibes Got this sufficient that So you're thinking about the watch About the watch Oh yeah So you ride out three miles And then you come to a stop And They take your cart and put it on like a Lazy Susan and spin it around So you can go three miles back I was texting Cody That my family was taking photos of me Spending a long time with the rails I still laugh at that The picture of your your email acoustic album That dropped over the weekend That was my children taking photos of me And laughing at me Because I walked down the rails If you don't know what my Facebook K-Rock Josh and posted photos He just stayed I just needed a moment with the rails And that's not even me joking Like I don't know what Part of the spectrum I'm on That just a group of 20 people in the woods Was too much for me

42:53And I just had to walk away for a minute No that's the face I gotta go down here for a minute That's the face I was getting was All right What are we all doing here We're all just standing here Yeah like let's get going And so you had to walk away before I'm like let's get going You said that out loud It was, it was a me problem It was a me problem I was like I gotta, I just gotta I'm gonna go down and look at the rails All right How many pictures of the leaves we need guys Let's go Let's go Okay selfies Let's go Take pictures on the way back I do stuff The fun I don't have to The guy just turning around Sir He's just Where are you And you're half a mile down the rail gelling All right let's go Then what are we waiting on Now you make a good point Sir what are you doing down there Wait for you I'm ready to go Man I do suck the fun out of everything I really do No, everyone was having fun I bet Everyone probably just ignored you And there was a car That's why you went leave that one of us You didn't say anything I wanted everybody to be spaced out I didn't want to be on everybody I wanted my own space

43:54So the car in front of us Guys whoa whoa All right one car one You go Car two hold on Yeah thank you I did have to I wanted to direct They're and and we were like Behind these two women We're just two of them And we're in a four car And they're in two And they kept like stopping Well are we putting the two in front of a four Thank you The momentum is just going to carry me To us regardless Now the good news is on the way back They were behind us But they were stopping to take a lot of photos So my family had to talk me down When I'd be like When we just how long we gonna sit here All is that tree different from the other tree How long does it here How many photos of leaves the in the Let's go that's weird though that you have to all stay in the group What do you mean? I would just be like All right you don't you don't See you later ladies taking pictures of tree And you can't pass them You're on the rails Oh I even think there's only one lane Yeah so if somebody is going Oh we can picture this in you Yeah so if the car in the front is slow That's gonna affect me

44:54And on the way back we cooked though We got up to 14 miles an hour one point We had a little speedometer app we checked it We were cooking on the way back That's hilarious So then I'm like all right let's I taxicote I go we're in old forge where should I eat And I was like I don't know what I was just I'm ignorant to your fall game old forge now I know But that's it that honestly That's what I the usual And a real busy night That's an hour away So we drive in Tole forge and you know how like if you're using your maps app I don't know if yours does this But I'll start to get read where the roads are getting busy Yeah and it was a long line of red and I go why is going on Yeah And this is not an exaggeration I have walked through Times Square in Manhattan With less people than we're standing in old forge New York This past Saturday Stopping randomly wherever they please It was so it was asses to elbows Yep And those stores aren't built for that They're not built for that

45:55The town's not built for that No There's that Montezuma winery that's like doing like Cases are coming out of there people buying cases of wine Great right for all the businesses I'm told Hopefully it can make it so You know everybody can expand Joe asked Did you see deer in the crosswalks Joe as we pulled into old forge you know the school on the right There was a teenager Petting at least a six point buck Isn't it crazy Isn't it crazy The deer was just petting it Big had a big rack and I go okay They get so domesticated so fast up there That they It was a perfect day for the beepers Hand fed So my wife as she tends to have to do is talk me down Because was they told me Tony Harper's hour away and I go I gotta get out of here I gotta get out of here No it's again why when I go up there Even during the week It's you try to leave kind of early Because if you're up there on like say You know okay I get up there on a Wednesday And I leave on a Friday All-man Friday

46:55All right, it's probably best to leave as early as you can And that's what happened Again when I was up there as I was leaving You started to see that line It was unbelievable Get backed up and you're like All right here we go So she talks me down Because now I'm now I'm angry I wanted to get a meal at Tony Harper's and I couldn't This would make me Angry as well Let's get out of here Seeing the amount of people Was that rooster's even open I had to get out of there You know how I am with crowds I had to get out of there Yes I'd never seen so many people And I go this town is not built for this many people No And again to quote my youngest Don't you got trees where you are Why you gotta come barlar trees Not this nice So she's like all right let's just get something eaten Rome let's head back home We get a meal in Rome And we stopped at De Castro's I've heard of it never been there I don't frequent Rome One of the top three best meals I've ever had in my life Oh nice Good I don't know what they're doing there De Castro's

47:56Everything's homemade apparently They I got a chicken parm Kids got pizzas Wife got manic Goddie Well man got She got a French onion soup They kept bringing out these fresh loaves of bread Nice 11 out of 10 places Because they were probably so excited to see anybody there That wasn't from Rome Hey Now De Castro's You are my spot now If I ever come through there again holy cow But I have a question On the wall of De Castro's And this is also on my Facebook page K-Rock Josh My busy Saturday photos are all posted There is a piece of plywood That it has a name on it That says like you know created by Woodburner some some artists had like Basically it's a it's a piece of plywood And it says woodstock 99 in the middle It's got a logo in the middle No no no baby And then it looks like somebody had burned in all the band logos That would be playing that weekend And then under the band logos

48:57It looks like the bands autographed this plywood Yeah I posted the photo And a couple people said nah that's just like a replica Oh I don't know how that would be possible How is that a replica That's what I don't understand Because if somebody All I was sitting three feet from it All these signatures look legit That's legit They were done with markers I look at autographs all the time And it's not that hard to do Once you You have a thing going on We have guitars that you just put it out there And go hey You sign this So I'm assuming And I'll do so that Putting this out there So somebody can answer this question That sounds real It looks like somebody Put this out at Woodstock 99 And as the bands walk by or whatever Yeah They And if you're a sign And if you're a Rome business owner That would absolutely be something you have Right So if it's It's It looks real to me Anybody who said it was a replica I don't think you're right Because in the documentary You see fat boy slim signing this thing Oh really So they're

49:57You see him signing a piece of plywood So then that they That's their plywood They ended up with that To which I sell That's very neat When I'm watch that's like Worth Well this is my point I've been to the rock and roll hall the fame twice I've been to a lot of big rock concert things Yeah Does the castros have like one of the most Important pieces of rock memorabilia ever Hanging the restaurant Because it does have Everybody is signed this plywood That is from a concert That is infamous It didn't end well but whatever Interesting Text length says it was 100% real It was set up at the band buses area And people were signing it That sounds like yeah that would be And that once you get a little It does not look fake No and once you get a little like Word of mouth It becomes like a thing of Hey did you sign the The plywood I'll get a sign of the Yeah Check it out, oh here's our burned Signed your own burned Rollo go, oh that's so cool Like I bet it became a thing Not to discredit the castros Because you're a phenomenal shop No but

50:57But that should be like in the Smithsonian Yeah It's under a piece of broken glass Add out to the restaurant Yeah, why wouldn't they just get a new Glass expensive Maybe they just broke I don't know Or it'd be worth It'd be worth it It'd be worth not having a broken piece like So I started googling it I was asking Claude I was like is this a replica Did somebody make this Where's Oopie Did he see it? Does he know if that's That's the one he would know But if that's a real piece of plywood That was autographed by all those artists That Woodstock 99 That like should be in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame Or go to the castros and look at it Right because you can't really replicate So something because Not so signature Because then it would have been all right You got to burn the logos in the same spots And then sign it You know I mean like Let's look on how they saw it Yeah, you need to learn everybody's signature They have the monitor fade in a certain way I met a little jet I think that's legit And if I'm wrong, I'm wrong But Dude that As like Music nerd

51:58It's just Yeah, Nicholas Cage still doesn't know what to say We'll get Nicholas Cage to take it for a ride We need to steal the Woodstock 99 plywood Oh, doing their stealing a piece of plywood I've stolen much more So like it's clearly not Gonna go to the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, whatever But I'm just telling you if you're a music fan Yeah Go get a meal at the castros And look at this thing It's like I know I sound ramped up about it It's got it rocks on it So That's one of the most autographed pieces of rock That would be so I've ever seen in my life I agree And it's at a Rome New York Italian restaurant Yeah So it's worth going out there I bet they don't do that at At You know Rock on the range or whatever They have a big piece of plywood That's a very 90s Yeah Type Yeah That was really cool Really cool to see That's neat Fun little Saturday for your boy out there Yeah But how was the chicken farm though Oh, I'm gonna tell you That's all that matters So I can't even care about the plywood Yeah Rock and Roll history Buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh

52:58Chicken farm And then the waitress comes over And we're getting pretty stuffed She goes You're gonna want another loaf of bread And we're like I don't know And she goes Let me just put one in for you And she was right Just wanted it My family went through three loaves of bread at that dinner Yeah, when you get those Dude, the fresh bread Yep, like the Oh, I can't remember the name What's that state place that I was at How back does it sometimes Just over here Dom Dominic Dom Is it no No Oh my god Danielis Nope Holy cow Right on the right The sky to Sirloin No The sky to Sirloin Domonicos Domonicos Like those Like those loafs Yo dude, a loo You could be gluten free You're like Oh Care out text line 315-364-109 Powered by accused nutrition Get up there see Ashley Okay Get yourself some nutrition Okay, done Right now I uh

53:59I don't normally Deal with trick-or-treaters I'm out in the country I'm not a spot you would trick-or-treat So I know you should buy trick-or-treating candy Let me be confusing But I will say I am concerned by the prices on these bags At the groceries and the Walmart It's like $30 for a bag of candy Watching From when that first year in Sirloin Quick have you ever had a trick-or-treater? And when I lived at my parents house Yes, but not at our house No there No No From the first time buying in Sirlo Spending as much as we did Then looking at what it is Now And thinking about how much Money I would have to spend Yeah To be to get that same amount Because we'd get like I can't remember that one year was the most like Nine something bags of candy or something And it you go through all of it And it $30 a pop Yeah, I see the memes where it's like

55:00Portrait's gonna be off this year Like I'm excited to give out candy for Halloween If the if the game times all line up But I'm ignoring that part where I'm gonna end up going and but you know drop in 60 bucks Yeah, dude These prices are crazy Just nuts Eat and for Not even like huge bags It's not like they're not like yeah They're not like Costco size Five okay bags Five hundred piece bag You know things or whatever That'd be a little different Then I'm gonna be like all right 30 bucks You're getting you know Hundreds of pieces of candy. It's like nope 50 piece bag 39 99 and even like the super tiny bags were like eight bucks Yeah It's nuts So I'm reading this article about thanks Biden Oh The takeout has ranked their favorite boomer Halloween candies Oh man I know I realize the older I get the closer I get to boomer age and I'm the mentally I'm already there I think Because I like a lot of this boomer candy

56:03Like for example number one is worthers original Is there good I like a worthers I like the I like the way that they've stepped up their game and done new stuff Like those soft ones I could eat a bag of those in a sitting we got trays of those in my house that's our house candy right Yeah, it would be non-stop with flavor Uh, I don't know I think it's just worthers because well no because they're mixed because there's caramel apple No, there are different flavors in there like they they're decided they're gonna inject some of them now I just got to be careful with uh with these crowns these weak teeth is weak teeth just give me suck That's what I've been doing because I've been finding these little pieces of taffy in my wife is put out too Just suck and I can't chew on them. Yeah, I'll suck a lot of the pumpkin spice ones Uh, so the list of candies that they considered boomers Like starburst is not a boomer can all Even though they were created in 1959. Thank God I guess it is a boomer candy then But I never considered it a boomer candy based off of just year of existence. That's crazy. I didn't know that

57:05Starbursts were like an OG candy. Yeah, what'd they look like back in the 50s? I don't know Mushy little pile root beer barrels. Yeah boomer candy. I don't need a root beer barrel I like one or two and then I'm done any sucking candies I would consider boomer candy. I love a good sucking candy. Oh my sucking candy season Well now because again, it's the good flavors of like the root beer barrels and different caramels and stuff like that How about some lafe taffy boomer candy? Uh, I don't know if it's boomer. I think it's more like 90s style and uh I don't really like laughing taffy the grape one's pretty good That's a great way to say 100 grand bars are my white whales. What do you mean? They're hard to find? Are they hard to find for you Jay? You just love them. Are they like yeah? We'll get you or is it like when the kids come back and they dump out their bags and you see you're like 100 grand Like I'm taking those. That's the guys. Those are really good. That's that's the flavor. Those are really good um milk duds That's just bad candy nobody likes milk duds. I don't know any of you like milk duds. I'm not a milk duds guy even when they're like get the

58:11um The movies snow caps all day Snow caps over milk duds any day of the week milk duds and whoppers both have always grossed me out Whoppers of those give them all a fair shake whoppers of those things were again You'll see him in that Halloween bowl of course your mother likes milk duds. I don't like milk duds put them in your popcorn But you know, you see the whoppers in your in your candy your Halloween bowl and you'd be like Let me Let me have them and then you'll squeeze a couple those balls out and pop them in your mouth and you go No, yeah, what are we doing? Yeah, you're like what is this melted milk or whatever? It's not even just mold. Yeah, it's not a flavor But I do every year I fall for it and give it a try to give it on the shake. Yeah Uh cinnamon jawbreakers or like a fireball. I guess what they mean Frank had those he just like the fireball The atomic fireball. Yeah, that might be the worst. Why that's the worst candy Well, I think you have a personal relationship with it if it was like he was eating it all the time

59:14Oh, not all the time, but they were oh they were around, but they were they were just bad Was Frank like your grandma? I'm not a Frank like my grandma in the fact that she wasn't supposed to smoke So when she did smoke she would immediately chew big red gum. Oh, I'll cover it up the Frank smoke Yeah, but he didn't hide it Oh, no, no, no, maybe Danny would always have big red gum because you don't want to smell cigarettes on her I would say maybe it was his long run to hide whenever inevitably he would then fall off the wagon If he just does it year round all the time The coming eventually it won't look crazy when he's maybe I don't know. I don't know Crazy, but no, because he did just used them all the time But they were just every once in a while remember trying one thinking like oh, yeah, no nobody likes those I had nobody likes I had an atomic fireball At Boy Scout camp Sp I remember where and when I had it and I tried it and I go I don't need to try this again It was the one and only atomic fireball ever had it's the worst candy that there is pretty bad candy It's like the the equivalent of one you'd get this cinnamon gum

1:00:16Do you ever do that where you lick the wrapper and stick it to your forehead and then it burns like a son of a bitch For no reason, mm-hmm Bag it out here of course off road those mullballs. What about neck away first Jimmy says I Hey, no, we've talked about those every year we talk about neck away for the neckos and how they sell my managers to stay in business I don't know who's buying them and they're just terrible the chocolate one It might be the only one because it has some taste to it, but yeah, the rest are just chalk That's like saying I like a slight chocolate flavor to my chalk these are the top boomer candy is according to the takeout Smarties boomer candy Maybe I take back the fireball thing Those you look those suck you hate smarties smarties. Wow They're like the neck away first. Yeah, yeah Yeah smarties there's no redeeming quality about smarties. I like it. I don't like well It's all the candy allorator smarties. It's all that candy dust that fell on the floor from other candies I don't want to just squeeze the bejesus out of these into a little wafer

1:01:20I think that's literally what they're doing. It's just to run off. Yeah Cinnamon discs What are cinnamon discs? I don't know the boomer candy. Oh, is it just like the sucking candy? A little cinnamon sucking candy. I've literally never seen these. Oh, they are now. They're like the individually wrap red ones These are some bad candies. That's a boomer candy. I don't want to cinnamon disc. Yeah, but again most all sucking candies This one knows no age This candy knows no bounds This candy belongs and everyone's home and that is the strawberry bond bonds with the gooey center the strawberry candy with the gooey center But boomer candy. Yeah Yeah, boomer candy. Absolutely. Nanny used to have it in her house all the time. It was a good boomer candy But damn it. I love it. Yep boomer candy. They'll sorry. Tootsie rolls making the boomer candy lists Original. Yeah, I mean just because of how old they are now nobody Nobody willingly goes out and buys tootsie rolls, right

1:02:24Nobody's got that on the shopping list. It's one of those that you just acquire. I think I think you know what? That might be a true statement I've ever purchased tootsie rolls, but I have always add them around honey. Uh-huh Are we out of tootsie rolls again? The canister's empty. I don't know put it on the list. All right wild I do like the flavor to fru- fru- fru-tees or whatever they're called oh Yeah, they're not different tootsie rolls. Yeah Rover loves tootsie rolls. I don't dislike them, but I've never sought them out and never No, I mean I like tootsie rolls. You know, I like the Remember the long ones like a cigar. I was just gonna say I really like the long ones and I like that and I like the short-chode ones The showed tootsie rolls are delicious You're I'm surprised that tootsie rolls haven't gotten more into like different things like Cookies with a tootsie roll on there like they're never dabbled in other worlds. Well because it's almost like hey Do you want to like if you put it on a cookie? It's like hey you want to eat a cookie and then for the next five minutes Toothies pieces. Yeah, you're right. You're right

1:03:25What's your favorite boomer candy your grandma candy? It's not your con it We've been covering here on this stupid show smoking school again. Smoking bag, baby It makes you look so hip you look so cool and hip with your cigarettes kids. I mean And we're pretending at Palantir Are so confident That AI will someday cure cancer They're smoking say go right out. How can say it again have a sig now. I hope they're right I hope that AI does cure cancer. I would love that yeah Knock on what I know we have a lot of show fan that suffer or have suffered or survived and so on. It's terrible disease. It's curate I don't think Mocking AI is a good idea or like getting Maybe they'll kickstart it. Maybe they'll kickstart it to getting it started here for going on well I guess you're never gonna solve it. So what's the point Shia and sin car says if you understand it's actually the theological critique

1:04:30Then you kind of weigh it against the empirical facts of what is actually happening I think there's a profound truth Saying that every human. This is a lot of just oh boy. Yeah, not says no it I He goes on every human has a god-shaped hole in their heart. Yeah, and that's how you fill it with Jesus You let Jesus fill your holes I quote I believe so much in AI that it's going to cure cancer. So I'm showing you my chips are all in that He's just gonna smoke and that it doesn't matter if he gets cancer because AI will fix it I don't know if that's a good idea but I don't want to be That guy, but I don't think any of the big ones get fixed with how Pathetically rich it makes billionaires and show and I hate to be I hate to be a pessimist like that Would they probably already cured it in the bunch of these diseases like 10 times over But again that would not us pours don't get to use that medicine Well, it would stop making these people as rich as they are I would Steve Jobs die of cancer. He was one of the richest people

1:05:32But that's it. Yeah, it's one of those where although he didn't believe in medicine at all He was trying to eat fruit. Yeah, yeah, but it sacrifices. No, we can't Let it out there Look at what happened everyone met look we did we gave a little bit to Manning Johnson And you went blabbing everywhere and all of a sudden everybody was suspicious of it It's only no I wish that wasn't pessimistic. I would love for us to have a cure for cancer. Yeah, just sucks I don't know if Tempting fate is a good idea, but yeah, don't just stand in front of you like What you're gonna do about it AI check out my heater Yeah, Malfire fill your holes with cigarettes and Jesus. I love it damn right so This is real Hold on this is real so Everybody knows monster mash we're monster mash season. I don't like monster mash your favorite song I didn't know he did a Christmas song too. Did you? Is it just will do the Christmas to you?

1:06:33holiday So it's the monster mash, but for Christmas time the monster mash song you probably did the monster mash Christmas song You probably didn't know existed. Do don't don't run that green is mr. E. Christmas tree That was it. I have no point to play it now. There you go. I got it Bobby Boris pick it You know should I play it for those doing sadden to close that's not that close who wants to Come on monster mash. We've talked about this before. There's I didn't know there was there was a Christmas one we have I know he did he tried to do like a follow up to this. Yeah, we've talked about the The second monster mash or whatever it was Was like the monster mash part two He released this song in 1962. Okay

1:07:35The public loved the Halloween hit severed record several record labels rejected it And the BBC banned it for being too morbid. Oh, you never Still climbed to the top of the charts in October everyone was doing the monster mash Boris knew how to push the envelope like no other So come Christmas time. Boris is like run it back. Let's do another one baby I mean you might as well because again back then there wasn't anything So this is the first of music. Yes, this is the first stuff. It's so they were all about it They didn't know they hated this yet Slame elves. Yep Why they not even in the night before Christmas when all through the castle My monsters were having a yule tied hassle And in foolish things like where will fangs and vampire wings But they were out to know good Didn't act like good monsters

1:08:39If it ain't brought don't fix it Boris I think this might be Monster mash yes It's the same thing Good Hahaha Going through like some lake Yeah, this is the one we know right Oh This is a whole album by the way, you didn't know that. What is this?

1:09:42Did you not know that this is awful a whole album? He didn't just release one song. I didn't think they were all the exact same song. Wanna go through it? How about... Bloodbank Blues! Oh? Bobby Baller. They can't even just all of your energy ripping off everyone else's songs. They didn't have good mixing back then. Boris, can you speak up? Bloodbank Blues! I'm sorry, what's the thing? How about graveyard shift? You can't hear me, way back here. I don't understand. You don't want to be late, you ought to stay on the job.

1:10:43This is really really bad. But it's like you said there wasn't any music on the whole of your office. No, nobody did this yet. I feel a lot of things to get to this place. Yeah, he's only really talking. He's not singing a song. Oh. Like maybe it's my fault for having ears. And I'm trying to understand like the... Yes, I agree. Like this plush. No, there's no... This guy is like just got a job at the cemetery and Boris is... Trying to get him a pep talk. You don't want to quit on your first night. Well, now that I'm in the instrumental. Scully Gully, I think I know. And the skeletons will eventually change our life. What a merkins! Scully Gully! Scully Gully! Scully Gully! Scully Gully!

1:11:45Here comes here, come on! I like this guy, harmonica guy in there. I mean, I guess I got nothing else going on. This album is 16 tracks. Oh, that's a key color. All 16. You're gonna have to go ahead. Wolf Bane. And it starts out exactly the same. Everyone has the same song. Where's our harmonica guy? There's a man in the horror movies. We all live. Wolf Bane. Wolf Bane. Wolf Bane. I'm a monster, minuet. Ooh! A countenic countis of Transylvania. Oh! Oh! Could you name it, God? Could you check my cave, please? Oh, it's a scene. So glad when I'm in the countis. I could attend my ball. I see several old friends here. There's Tracking Style. Because they used to tell stories back in the days.

1:12:46Damn right they did. No, they were rushing right through. They were just getting right to it instead of winding it in dinin' first. So does their stop. You're so close. You're so close. You're so close. You're so close. You're so close. You're so close. I keep the storm cause it's good for the sale. On a graveyard troll late one night. I tripped on a body and got quite a flight. As my fears subsided my anger grew. I proceeded to snom through the hill of my shoe. Oh! I like this one. It makes Frankie John. We're just tuning in. We're going deep into the Bobby Bors picket album. The Gavus Monster Mash. Who doesn't want to go down? Me and my mommy. Me and my mommy. Get it? Me and my mommy. Me and my mommy. Me and my mommy. Me and my mommy.

1:13:46And they didn't have copyright infringement yet. No, they were just like, you could just rip off every song. I saw the thing. Oh, I saw the thing. Oh, I saw the thing. Oh, I saw the thing. Like there has to be one of our parents that went. Like went and saw Bobby Bors picket live, right? What was his set list? Monster Mash obviously. A couple of times Monster Mash obviously. Monster Motion? With that then though, this was probably effing hilarious. He's killing it. He's a moderate. You know, back then, it's Bow Bonham. Bow Burnham. He's like, oh my god, no way. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. That's a lie. I want you monster. This is the monster mash worked into another song. Yeah, it's brilliant. It's brilliant. What's monster mash party? Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.

1:14:46Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. A festival, Igor. These are so dumb. The thing about this though is that he wrote all of that. Yeah, he did. Or somebody did. He sat down. This is all him. Yeah. He sat down. Two more left. Two more. Two more. Ball is bash. Okay. Oh Now here's a hit Ben, where do you guys play in the next song? Here it Ben the same song They're all the exact same one I'm gonna give you I'm gonna give you the old stinky finger

1:15:48For now we can be night and night And all people's face Oh Alright Alright last one Last one This is 15 because number 16 is the monster's holiday Oh sorry, then we go to Christmas at the end of it Yes Oh Oh Wait until you get to whack you Yo, alright Bump out Bump out Bump out Bump out Bump out Bump out Bump out Bump out Bump out Bump out Bump out Bump out Bump out Bump out Bump out Bump out

1:16:48I think we just heard I think we just heard Dracula and Vampire Ab's axe I think we had an elistar that I think we just had a little Because this is shocking As We start to see teaser videos for that movie digger With Tom Cruise And we see like posters come out And like the trailer comes out And I didn't understand what it was And I keep checking in on it with you guys You kind of bent on this whole journey with me Yeah Because Cody and I, it's weird as he is We kind of like Tom Cruise movies I love Tom Cruise I like him in stuff I already love this way more than his corner I think I think I give Tom Cruise a chance. Yeah, he's a weirdo and I don't like the Scientology stuff. No, no that stuff I think I absolutely movie star bat ish crazy. He's a great movie star So then it's like people are like hey this digger movies kind of weird when it comes out and then people are like I don't get this digger movie as we said in the beginning

1:17:49We didn't really know what it was about. No, I saw the weird trailers And then I just saw the little description of a billionaire oil tycoon or something tries to Show that he wasn't responsible for all the things he was responsible for something I it is now On track to be the biggest flop of all time they spent a lot on it When you think what's the biggest flop of all time when it comes to movies water water water water water water water Old is what you think right? Yeah water world lost Well hold on Because I mean I can't believe this would have a budget bigger than water world lost Then a water world like about a hundred million dollars. It looks like okay, right fully so they spent a ton of money on it I don't have a deck number but it lost more Digger is on track to lose $245 million we'll see them that's the problem of the people around it

1:18:54That's the the marketing people spending as much as you had to market this Because it there's no way it cost that much to make right? I don't I don't know Again, I see the budget is it like a JJ Abrams thing where there's crazy Explosions, I guess it's this this everything I read on read it about it is it's like this director Alejandro in in a re-tube okay, I don't know one but he did that What's that the one I like Michael Keaton movie where he's like the all the the not more thing Man bird man he does like artsy films. Yeah, so there's no way this costs that much right well They put in okay, hold on a second the studio is bracing for a large flop the movie declined 60% domestically How much it costs to make where is that and The movie needs 350 million dollars to break. Oh my god. How did it cost this much a

1:19:59Warner Brothers executive even 300 million would be falling short. Oh my what do you see they's the studio spent a hundred million on global marketing, but they didn't tell us what it was no We came in here weeks ago saying we keep seeing ads from digger, but we don't know what it is cost a hundred and sixteen a hundred and eighty to make The budget was only a hundred and twenty five. Oh my god. They were already over right there and then they're like yeah, but dropping other hundred sure It's not cheap to get Tom Cruise Yeah, I bet I was a big man the cast that they got I bet that was a big chunk of it See how I'm trying to play a clip Digger here got us into the specimen digger is gonna dig us out I wouldn't expect that Okay, see I don't know what it is. I mean, I feel like we keep coming back to digger and I'm sorry, but I'm just fascinated by He doesn't make a lot. How much you to get paid for this? Oh that it does it just says how much he makes per like

1:21:01You know his up front salary of 20 to 25 million a movie, but he actually gets more because of you know earnings and all that stuff on the movie This was like his Oscar like attempt to I know I get awards for this He was trying and I wait till it's streaming. I'll watch it. Yeah, if I wasted two and a half hours on that Keeping peace and garbage is closer day. I can watch this for two hours of fifths if you have not seen disclosure day And don't want spoilers come back in five minutes because I'm gonna read you Cody's real-time crash out because it just came out on peacock So I'm glad I didn't wait to Experience the treasure that is this film. I get a text last night and again There are spoilers in this so if you want to watch disclosure to come back in five minutes careful here We go Cody said I really dislike disclosure day And I said oh you just watched it. He said yeah Watch it when I got home there was like 10 minutes of the movie that should have been two hours Ten minutes of the movie should have been two hours of weird stupid BS

1:22:03It didn't matter but they wanted to feel smart You wore me. It wasn't what it seems it was. I don't remember what I liked and didn't like you told me you said it was not like a A sign style alien movie. Yeah, that's right. It's not it was it was two hours of Them battling over This these crystals that allowed you to communicate With anybody any how and allowed you to like see what they were Saying in their head no other thoughts and feelings and I don't remember any of this stuff all of that weird stuff Cody said for like five minutes. It was the movie everyone wanted then two hours and 20 minutes of dumb ass. Yeah It's just they couldn't decide they were like all right Let's keep him hooked every like half an hour. We'll give them a minute and a half or so of Of something that you would normally see and then like there was that scene where then you know They finally explained in the beginning also Well, it was also a very

1:23:05Hokey beginning the whole like the guy smuggling the stuff out like the It was very just like yeah, this is how you're open in the movie. Yeah, it just seems shot poorly and just not how I might just put I might need to watch it again. You could have it in the background and then I was like okay here we go They the guy is explaining the The what is happening to the weird Jesus lady with the where they showed Yeah, how they have some of the aliens and then the guy immediately close the laptop and they never go back to any of the footage Yeah, ever again, even though he's got all of the alien footage that you've ever wanted to see in your entire life all in his laptop Let's show a 20 second clip of it then never ever ever go back to the most interesting part of the entire movie And then how does it end it ends with the Adult version of the men in black alien showing up and Clicking in the guy's ear for 30 to 45 seconds and then he for 30 to 45 seconds talks into Jim's wife and then Jim's wife stands in front of the world and

1:24:09Relays that 30 to 45 long message as listen Movie ends Yeah, he was mad about it and it wasn't like there was more now that was it That's the message that daily it had to the America or the other to the world do they listen do you think it's because they gave Spielberg like a lot of like They're like no it's Spielberg. Yeah, I tried to pretend like it was really good. Yeah, so that'd be ill smarter than it needed Oh, I felt about it. It's such a good smart move I'll put it back on because now I don't remember anything you're telling me that must that must not be a good movie If I can't recall all these things you're talking about it was terrible it was it was Every couple minutes they wanted to make it a Cool alien movie and then they just were like yeah, but what if we focus real hard on this weird crystal that they Yeah, we're crystal stick that they're all obsessed with and then you got to give two and a half hours of your Sunday to it or Monday I guess yesterday finally Amy Grant getting her star on the Hollywood walk of fame. Why don't I not like their name sounds familiar and I can't

1:25:11Top many van artists of my life was Amy Grant Wilson fill up the name me Grant where the two cassettes tim tim had which I can't give me hit me I'm going to grant real quick Which is always a bad idea, but for this one time. It's okay because I'm thinking of somebody else Who am I thinking of You know me grand This is her interesting did she have Christmas stuff to oh my god, she have Christmas. I think that's why I know her I think that's why I know her We were allowed to listen Amy Grant because she was a Christian Is she now 90s mom bangers It's wearing kaba boots so Yeah, do you know her I can't remember who I'm thinking of those so maybe it is her that I was thinking of in the first place

1:26:17She has one of my favorite songs of all time Not this one the other one I'm gonna play a second, but yeah, you know her Christmas albums. I get her to you dev was banging Tourally for me to play it probably why I know the Christmas ones a bit Oh All right, this this I Am on ironically listening to this song still in 2026 and I I put it out on house parties from time to time This is more popular than that first That you got you got you this was your second single, but you like this one better than the first one Your second scoop of Amy Grant better than your first scoop Not how you dance this board as well You know it let's go You never want Amy Grant station. She's married to Vince. Yes, she is talk about a power

1:27:18Come on. Yes, she is and she was sick for a little while she's better now. Oh really. Oh, she's This is every late 80s Montage in a movie where they're getting things done I Clean in something that's got to be clean Got a love Amy Grant. Oh Congratulations Amy Wait, why why again she got it she got a star on the high-level. Oh, okay, congratulations, Amy Hey, your star rest in peace. I don't I don't have this kind of money and I don't even know if you would do this surgery But a father gifted his son With limb lengthening surgery Like the Southark episode where I don't know the place basketball does him Well, this father's five two and he's been sub he's been self-conscious about that his whole life No, I don't care anymore. So his kid was only five six and I say only five six. That's pretty average right?

1:28:20It's fine. I'd be five six. I'll take that He gave him the gift of limb lengthening surgery, which I think usually ends up pretty painful and bad It's really really really painful 150 grand as someone that has had their leg Yeah, half and half, which is what you have to do it ain't nice He went from five six to five nine. That's it. I think you can't go much more than that But that's but that's still in the terms of like oh, you're short. That's still short. Yeah five six and five nine aren't that much different I don't know why these ladies are always like nobody under six feet tall Most people are under six feet tall and that doesn't make you a good person Because you're tall. That's what always confused me where they're like I look for green flags Could be tall like that. That's the opposite of look. That's not a green flag because you're tall Yeah, I don't know why high matters in relationships, but all right go ahead and you know you I can sort of get it If you're like a self-conscious lady that's like six three. Oh, yeah, you don't want to much next to you who doesn't hit me up

1:29:26You know awesome six three Client you like a junk. We love our short Kings on this I get if you're like no I want to be with you know six five because I'm always taller So with everything wherever you go there you are so even making you three inches taller No, I'm gonna solve and it can a matter a lot of problems and it like that's gonna be that's what the difference was So you got this you got turned down by some person now and that was there Well if you were only three inches taller, but you know, I got a I got to stand on what I always saying I support gender Affirming care and this guy says he's ultimately felt more comfortable in his body afterwards. Well, yeah, everyone wants to be whore but that that's a little I don't know I don't know it matters less as I got older. I was very worried about it growing up. I was like well I'm aft But it doesn't matter doesn't matter height doesn't matter I mean there are people that care. Yes, it matters. No in the sense of to other people Oh it matters mm-hmm other people it matters. I

1:30:27Got a little stool that I can use in my kitchen to bring some things that are way up high. I'm all set Yeah, well, what am I gonna do and I and I speak from From a world of privileges. I have been a tall for many time many years in my life. Yeah, but never when it rains You you get hit first or I'm wait I don't dry or but But the Lord give us and the Lord take us away the Lord gave me height and a growing crank and Took away my hair and I've got IBS. So you see yeah, that's why it equals out When I have my things I'm like you kick you got you got to give me a break on one of them here bud When you do get mad I get mad with you you get to be tall and handsome and good at sports right Like car that's you're taking too many. It's not a balance or I got mad on people that Like you could that person is that you couldn't give me like Two with those yeah, it doesn't matter, but right 6.8 make him 6.6 give me too more you had to be 6.8 everybody knows that the Lord only asked so many inches to give away

1:31:32I got all the inches though experts caution on this cosmetic surgery as it can be extremely painful Yeah, then does not treat the underlying psychological distress you may have yeah from being short and knowing what they have to do to get The rod out of my leg now. Yeah, I have to imagine it's probably very similar if you want your Legs lengthened like they have to snap my leg in half That's the only way you can and elongate your legs. I would imagine you want to extend your legs grow a beard Change your hair whatever makes you feel better by yourself. Well, like Where are you getting the skin? I think it's a slow process. I literally I think it's like a slow crank There's a middle or they just it's not immediate. I think it takes a long time. They stretch you out Yeah, it's like a slow. I think they break the bones and then I don't know I'm speaking out of my school now, but it's like It's like a little bit more a little bit more

1:32:33I thought they're like snap once put some marauds in there and then Oh my throw it. How does limb lengthening work? The process uses body's natural ability to heal broken bones to slowly grow new bone over time So we like they break it and then put cadaver bones in the spaces and then the bones Heel around each other like how I got Robocop with the bone that grafted around the Small incision and cuts to the target bone. I'm a throw apart breaks the bone into two segments Implants an internal magnetic nail already gonna throw up like a telescoping rod That's slowly grow. I guess like it'll break it and then for 10 days of heel then it breaks it again and he's gone You grow one millimeter per day. No no

1:33:34I just feel all right listen. I can't it's not Whatever you gotta do to feel better in your body. Yeah, but that ain't it Go to a therapist first. Yeah, it's okay. Talk it out before you have the most horrific Surgery you ever will have your Last forever that pain's gonna be forever and when it comes to the people that are the you know all the shallow Ones when it comes to be in you know five six. I'm telling you right now. They're not gonna care that you're five nine That's still going to be short to the people that I'm sure you're going you gotta be going from like middle fives To low sixes and there's plenty of ladies of love a short king So don't even worry about it all right and when I'm driving you to get chicken tenses were all the same size Exactly right. This is the time of year my demonic depression sets in I am just a real sad demon. Oh, you're sad demon I just sit about my perch and I really I think I know he's gonna be better. I'm a sad demon I listen to a lot of Elliott Smith like a gargoyle that always has to come to my swipe his hair from

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