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4:11And we hung out, and she told me, like, please don't tell anyone. Then a week later, there's a press release, and she's like, oh, that's because something leak and I had to make an announcement. And I'm like, what? Well, yeah, is it a secret or is it a press release? I absolutely do not believe a word that comes out of Bromance Mouth. That the paparazzi were going to release this story that she didn't want while she's still married to Todd. No, she probably called the paparazzi herself. Hello, everyone, and welcome to everything iconic with me, Danny Pellegrino. That was a clip. This week's episode of The Real House is Salt Lake City. We are back, baby. And you know what? I've got... I have the... No. That's right. Salt Lake City is back. And I'm feeling so good about where we're at a bravo. I'm enjoying the Real House's New York. I'm loving Salt Lake being back. Potomac is on the horizon. It's coming in October, and I may or may not have heard or... been privy to the fact that it's a fantastic premiere. And so I feel like we're in a good spot. Ultimate girls' trip is giving them nostalgia and the wind, being nuts.

5:14I mean, we're in a good place right now with bravo. Salt Lake City, obviously last week's episode, we were dealing with the... everything going on with Mary and her sons, tragic passing, and that I think was handled so beautifully in the premiere episode. And this episode, it seems like we kind of are getting back into The Real House's Salt Lake City chaos. And you know, I used to call Roni, Roni Whiplash, because the storylines were just coming and going, and legions were changing, alliances were changing. And the same thing happens here on Salt Lake City. It's like every single time I turn on an episode of Salt Lake City, I never know whom... whom's does it going to be fight and whom's to... And now it seems like they're all turning on Bronwyn. I played that clip. They all have reservations about Brandon Fella, the Hot Mail model that Bronwyn's allegedly with. Allegedly. It seems like what they're trying to tell us, not only the cast members, but production by focusing on what the cast members are saying, are trying to tell us like, hey, look at this red flag over here that Bronwyn's waving around at Sundance and whatever else she's going to, and how there's all of a sudden press release about the boyfriend.

6:15And you know, I have problems with that. I talked last week or another episode on the show about how Heather Gay has got that Fella trip, who looks like one of the extras on Sons of Anarchy. He is showing up to premieres with her. And it's not just one I saw it again. I mentioned it last week, but then I was seen again on social media. They read some other red carpet thing together. And he was being photographed on the carpet. And I have my doubts, like, Meryl Streep and the movie Dats. I have my doubts about that one, too. But they keep saying when you're starting to date someone in no normal relationship, are you just like putting up press releases or things like that about it? Like that all, that kind of stuff is very strategic. So there's a lot of strategic going around with the people who have these boyfriends on these shows. And I don't trust it. I don't know who to trust her. But Bronwyn, you know, I've always had my reservations with her. But it seemed like everybody last season was loving Bronwyn in the cast. Like they were all a perass, I felt. And now it's like, oh, they're turning again. And it's like, of course, the Salt Lake City women are turning on Bronwyn because they turn on each other at the drop of the hat, literally.

7:19One minute, they're sisters and the next, they're out of hot mic calling each other at garbage or say they fucked half in New York. And so you just never know which way they're going to zig when they zag. And you don't know. You don't know. Now on the Rooney Recap this week, I mentioned I have a new book coming out. I'm just going to briefly mention it again in case you didn't listen to the episode. It's coming out May 4th of next year. It's called Just My Luck. The cover was just revealed. Pre-orders are live. So if you can and you want to pre-order, I'll put a link in the episode description. It's in my bio on social media, all that kind of good stuff. But it really would mean the world to me if you could pre-order. And it's really funny. And hopefully a good escape. I know, lately we all need some laughs, right? Like we all need to feel some heart and some laughs. And that's what I really tried to do with this book. And what I try to do with all of the, my work is like provide a little bit of escape for people. So I hope you'll enjoy it. It's a funny, silly parenting stories. The journey to parenting and in nostalgia pop culture, all that kind of good stuff. And I really hope you enjoy it. Just My Luck May 4th, 2027, pre-order. Now wherever you get your books, bookshop.org, Barnes and Noble, Amazon, I don't care

8:23it. Wherever you pre-order it, it's a good thing. We love it. Booksy Million, all of them. Good name, 100 book shops here. But I won't. Moving on. Because I know you're annoyed. I hate promoting myself too. Believe you me. I know it's annoying to hear. Sometimes I think like I can feel the eye rolls when I'm saying something on the show. About like, do this or do that. Like I don't want to ask that. Like what am I supposed to do? And then I got the publisher up and I asked saying you got to promote it. You know? But teams of people who work on these things, you know, there's like the cover designer. There's the editors. I mean, all these people. And so yeah, you want to not just for me, for them too, but everyone's up my ass. And you guys move the merch. So anyway, just My Luck Please Pre-order, please. Yeah. There'll be an audiobook announcement, hopefully at some point. We are doing an audiobook too. But anyway, moving on. Whitney. So we open with Angie and she's with Elektra and they're making cookies out of a horse cookie cutter. And you know, cookie cutters are getting out of hand. And I've mentioned this before.

9:24It's something I've discussed ad nauseam. But when you go to the store, especially in the holiday season, you see all these cookie cutters. Sometimes they have a bin at the, you go to a little market or something. They got to bin a cookie cutters. And you're like, who's making cookies out of a cat's ass or a horse? And we love horses. My niece is a little bit of an equestrian. She's a young girl, but she's. She's 10 now and she's a question, basically. She's from when I go home to visit Ohio, I get to see her ride the horses. And I love seeing it because she's so good and she has like this great. I don't know how we got talking about this, but she has such a great relationship with the horses. And I do think horses, don't they have equine therapy? I'm highly allergic to horses, but when I was in high school, my friend Beth and I did go take sign language classes at a horse barn, which is a tale for another time. But for some reason, we did independent classes out of a horse barn. And it was very tough for me because I've got an allergy. But I do think equine therapy is important. Anytime you connect with animals, and to be honest with you, animals are better than people. We all know that. But I don't think we need to be making like, we got these horse cookie cutters and stuff.

10:27It's like, they need to just cool it with the cookie cutters. And I think it was just like a brief, it wasn't in a brief. I don't even know if there's a full scene there, but it was like a lecture and the horse cookie cutter. And I just quickly wrote it in my notes. Like quick. Then we cut to Whitney cleaning out her closet. And we see Lisa then meeting with this new housewife Ashley. That's right. We have a new housewife name Ashley. And I'm very excited about her because she's not only friends with Lisa Barlow, but she's also friend with Whitney and Whitney and Lisa Barlow hate each other. So I'm wondering by the end of the season, are Whitney and Lisa going to be friends again or pretend to be friends again? And then because of Ashley bridging the gap or is Ashley going to drop one of them like a bad habit, who's she going to decide with? She can be with Lisa Barlow, she can be with Whitney. I don't know. We're going to have to see and go to BravoTV.com for more information. But for now, I'm excited to meet this woman. She's building a big ass new house. She was Lisa's glam person and allegedly one of the first to taste Vita tequila, which like, I don't know exactly.

11:30I don't even know what Vita tastes like these days. I don't know. I haven't heard much about Vita tequila. Obviously from the show we hear about it, but I've never tasted it out in the wild. And I need to because I love my baby gorgeous. But I don't know what an alcohol would taste like in the testing phase for a real house side. Because I lovingly say all of the real housewives liquids that they've come out with, whether it be Shannon's lemon shots, Ramona's Pino, really, it runs the gamut. Even the more successful ones, the skinny gales. They all really, unfortunately, I hate to say tastes like piss water almost all of them exclusively. I don't know that any of them don't taste like piss water. Essentially what these housewives have been doing to us for the first couple of decades of this franchise is pissing in a bottle and saying here buy it for $40 on the shelf and I'll come sign a bottle in your hometown, but it tastes like shit. And that's what they've been doing and they've been getting me. They get me left right in center by a bottle and I'm in every single time I bought

12:30none of them. I've had almost every flavor of skinny girl. I've had, I've bought, what, a Vanderpump Rose, I've bought really all of them. The one I haven't tasted as Vita, but Vita, I think the reason why I would have a little more faith in Vita tequila is because it was originated before she was on housewives correct. And so maybe there was some effort in care. But then when I was thinking of the other housewife liquids, I was thinking God, imagine those in the testing phase. Like could you imagine being one of the first to taste the skinny girl Cosmo or Ramonos peanut, like that, those people probably deserve compensation just for whatever their bodies have gone through. And I know we're in it all on a health wellness journey, but I don't even want to know what those sort of tastes like. And so I hope all the bodies are recovered from the testing phase of those other alcohols because think about it, think about it, just being the first to taste one of the housewife liquors.

13:30Woo, the bodies are going through it those days. I can only imagine what happened to those toilets, those people anyway moving on. Ash leads the new housewife. She reveals five years ago she married her big sexy, she doesn't her big sexy, which always kind of weirds me out. Unfortunately, I do have an allergic reaction every time I hear one of the housewives describe their husbands as like, you know, big daddy or big sexy or that kind of thing. It makes me a little uncomfortable because I just don't subscribe to that. But she has her big sexy, Steven. And she says right now the husband's in Florida 80% of the time. So she says when he comes through that door, I'm like, nipple nipple because I love his nipples. So Ashley loves his nipples. And when she was saying this, it threw me for a loop. It made me excited about where we're going with her because I thought she was going to say that when he walks through the door, he's in Florida 80% of the time. And then when he walks through the door from Boka, I thought she was going to say, and

14:32forgive me for saying this. It's a little uncouth of me. But I thought she was going to say, my nips are hard when he walks through the door, which again, it's not maybe appropriate. Of course, it's crass. But that's what I was expecting her to say. But instead, she's like, when he comes through that door, I love his nipples. I thought what? Like what an odd thing to say. And I love it. And that makes me excited. Like that one line of dialogue. One line of dialogue made me think, okay, we got her. We got ourselves a good housewife. She's in. And I do feel bad that they gave her a snowflake or whatever they hold in the opening credits because I feel that Brittany Bateman maybe should have been given that. She's been given us a lot of moments over the past couple of seasons. Even though I think the audience mostly finds Brittany insufferable and I understand that. We all do. But she has brought a lot to the show. And so I feel a little bit bad that she's not a main customer and this Ashley is. Ashley though, is there last name? Quai? I hope I'm saying that right. Quai. Because Lisa called her, I think, Quai at the beginning.

15:34Lisa also said something about the glam. She's like, when she used to do my glam, it was like much easier before Kylie Jenner. And it's interesting to me because, yeah, glam, 20 years ago, if you were to say, I'm getting glam. I remember I think, I don't know, homecoming or prom. Some of the young gals would do get a makeup person or something. And what that really meant was like five minutes. Or I remember my friend, Beth, when she got married, I mentioned, just mentioned her earlier. That's getting a lot of shout outs this week. Hey, Beth, love you, B. But when she got married, I was in her wedding party and the gals had the makeup person. Of course, then I, I was with the guys the most of the time. But then I went over to the gals where I was like, hey, do you want to put some cover up, some rouge, some blush on me, you know, with the makeup gal. But I don't know if years and years ago, when you hired a makeup person, it would be like a five minute thing. Nowadays, though, because of what Lisa Barlow had said in the confession, I was like the Kylie Jenner of it all, or the Kardashian notification of glam, or the housewifeification of glam, it's suddenly like, it's like an hour or a deal now. And these makeup artists are truly that artists.

16:35Like sometimes you see what they're able to do. Even when the housewife's post, they'll do those TikToks or social media posts sometimes where it's like, you see them before glam and then they put their hand up to the screen and it comes away and they got the full glam. And you're like, oh my God, like that's art. Like what these people are doing. They're worth every penny because they're doing not that these women aren't beautiful before that, but they're doing some art. They are. And so I always do get mad when I hear of housewives and they comes up on the show, it's like, they didn't pay their glam. It's like, you better loosen up your purse strings and pay these artists, okay? Anyways, they'll make you look like shit and you don't want to look like shit. And that's what they should be start doing these makeup artists when they're not getting paid. You know, don't say anything just like, well, you do want to say something, but it would be fun if they just started making them look like shit. I don't know either. Maybe they did that. My real ass season when Lisa Barlow only had like half of an eye makeup. What the fuck was that? Oh, I love it.

17:35I love these shows. Remember, she just had makeup on like one eye or she had one eye that looked like a black eye or something, but it wasn't. It was like, do you know what I'm talking about? That's what they need to start doing. Goodness. But the producer asks Ashley what her husband does. And she's like, I don't know. And she's like, I know it's a company in Florida. I should probably ask more questions, huh? And I wrote in my notes, perfect housewife, but it's definitely like major red flags. And this is coming from a show where we had a woman arrested by only in security on camera. And I still was like hearing Ashley say that. I was like, oh girl. Like we're definitely going to get another Sprinter van scene where Homeland Security's riding up her ass and saying, hey, you're arrested because you don't even know what the husband does. Like that's an issue. That's an issue. And to anyone out there, if you don't know what your spouse does and you're building a new home as Ashley is, you should bare minimum, like just do it for me. Just like tonight or whenever you're talking to your spouse, just say, hey, hun, what do

18:36you do for a living? Like that's a, that shouldn't be too hard, should it? I feel like that's the bare minimum we should do. And even what confuses me most is like Ashley when she was cast for the show, she would have had to sit down with production and production would have said, hey, so what, you know, what, tell me about your life, tell me what the people in your life, what's your husband do? So she would have been asked this off camera. And I would have thought I would think that Ashley would have went home after that casting session with production on Zoom or wherever it was, the initial one, because I would imagine you do a Zoom call. And then if they like you, maybe you do it in person, then if you like you again, maybe you'll do a professional sample, professional, then if they like you again, maybe they'll have a do a test scene with one of the other women, like there's definitely a process to this. And in every one of those times, I would imagine a cast production would say, hey, what is your husband do for a living? And you would think, you would think, Ashley would go home at night and say, oh gosh, they asked me again this time, like what you do for a living, like do you mind telling

19:40me? But instead she did it. And so we're already on her premiere episode and she still does not know what he does. And that's definitely a red flag. And also makes me think we're in for some good stuff with this Ashley. And that's why she's got a snowflake. So good job, Ashley. And also girl, get it together. Lisa hates Whitney. And she was actually honored that Whitney had called to the scene next Tuesday on stage at that event, that live event. And she was also talking about Meredith because member Whitney Wildrose was on that stage and she called Lisa the scene next Tuesday, I think, which she was honored, Lisa says she was honored by. And Meredith was called hated. And Meredith is not happy about that. Big mayor is not happy about that. I say big mayor not in reference to size, but in stature. Because for me, I don't know why I think of big mayor. Big mayor, you know, like big business or something, like big, like she, you don't fuck with big mayor.

20:40You know what I mean? Because I don't think, here's the thing with Lisa. Lisa's like, I don't think you fuck with Lisa either. She'll get you. She'll get you. But Meredith, I feel like we'll get you stealth. And it's like, don't fuck with big mayor. She won't be like, she'll be kind of like behind the scenes about it, I think. And so I think it's a brave of anyone to go against big mayor because I don't know. I feel like she'll fuck you out. She'll be like kind of covert about it. She'll get someone else to fuck you up. You know, like a mob boss or something like somebody else would do dirty work. And so I don't think you'd fuck with big mayor. But Whitney was best friends with Ashley Quies sister-in-law. And so that's the connection there. Lisa and also I should mention she's building this house in Utah and it looks like a big beautiful house. But obviously the money is a concern since she doesn't know what her husband does for living. But that's a deal for another time. Now Lisa's hosting a ski day for everyone. And Lisa says, Lisa evokes both Miley Cyrus and Aino Mountain High enough, one of the greatest

21:46songs. Of course, from our dear movie Stepmom, which I, one of my all-time favorite movies. But she's hosting this ski day and she's like, this is like a Miley Cyrus song, like Aino Mountain. There's like a couple of them. Like this is not a joke and Whitney's on a mountain and I'm at the top and I'm like, I'm here like the Miley song. And so that's Lisa's explanation of her relationship with Whitney and the ski day that she's hosting. But so Whitney's invited everybody's at that. It invited to the ski day. But I miss these women so much when they're off season. I do like things they say in their professionals and in the scenes like I just love them. Meanwhile Whitney's at home, Justin's heading to the gym and Whitney's like, do you want to talk? And first of all, I have to say like they would have had this on the production schedule. So he should know that they have to talk. But Whitney says that that live show thing, it was a drag brunch, the clip. She that Lisa and Meredith are upset about.

22:49She says the audience sees her but she sees a woman in pain. So she's like, I was in pain and she says instead of Dylan, instead of dealing with my emotions, it was numbing myself at a drag brunch. Now I don't think I'm the first to point this out, but it does feel like every season Whitney is using other people of alcohol issues. And now it's like she's saying she's got alcohol issue, but it's like, I just remember last year she was going after big mayor. Remember at that event where they were all just as founding fathers or whatever fact that was, they were in those gray wig wigs. It's like that. I remember that event and Whitney was like saying how Meredith's got a problem. And if you got a problem with me, it's your problem. So I remember her saying like Meredith, you have a problem with drinking. And now she's saying she's been Dylan with her emotions by numbing herself with drinks herself. So what's the truth, Whitney Wildrose? And this is why I can't take anything Whitney Wildrose so seriously because I'm like,

23:49she's not everything she says is like, I don't even know what's true. She's just like flying by the seat of her pants. And I don't know, but apparently the two of them are having issues. She's moving bedrooms. Justin is going to be in a separate bedroom. The business was the main issue. And they argue about everything though. And she wants to take some space from him. He suggests telling the kids. And the kids apparently picked up on the problems that the two of them are having because they weren't using a Del Taco coupon. Is that right? I hope I got that right. You know, sometimes I'm reading my notes and like this seems crazy, but then it's true. But they hug and they he goes to the gym. Then we got to Mill Creek Common Ice Skating with Bronwyn and the Hot Model Man Brandon. And he's not staying at Todd's house or the house that she got him a hotel in downtown. And she's like, well, I didn't see myself ending up in a romcom, but here I am.

24:50You know, here I am in a romcom with my mom up with her Brandon. And you know, at Todd's when you didn't turn anything right for the birthday and so Brandon is a very attractive man. So he asked me out. Now we're dating and he's not staying at our house. But he's staying in a hotel and like we're going everywhere together and you know, I don't want anyone to talk about it, but it's in the press. And so, you know, I have to talk about it. And it's like Bronwyn, I don't know. I feel like everything she's saying is lie. And he's only 32 and does not know who Tonya Harding is. When I tell you that pissed me off, I was like, what? I'm not saying he needs to know a lot about Tonya Harding, but you mean to tell me he didn't even see eye-tinyar commercials when that was Aaron and Alison Janney was up for awards? Does he not pay attention award season? Is he not paying attention award season? Because I need amount of awards watch. Everyone bare minimum should be knowing that Alison Janney was up for awards for eye-tania and Margot Robbie. Come on, it's Barbie. He doesn't know. I mean, sometimes the youths, I feel like the youths, so they don't research.

25:54They don't research and they need a research. If you're youth out there, hey, you're probably not listening to this podcast, but if by chance you are an accident. If you somehow stumbled upon my millennial ass, please just go do some basic recon, some research. Just look up Tonya Harding right now and then go watch eye-tania and see what all the fuss was when Alison Janney was nominated for awards. Because you need to know. There was like a big thing. It was like her versus Louis McHaff. It's like, do you not know culture? I don't understand. Brandon Fella. At least we know he's not gay though, because he never saw eye-tania. So I'm not worried about that part with him. All the women have all these accusations about Bronwyn dating this man and it being fake or for press or whatever. And ordinarily I'd be worried, oh, maybe he's gay and they're both using each other for press or something, but it's like, I'm not worried about that because he doesn't know Tonya Harding and has never seen eye-tania. The movie that was based on Tonya Harding's life, then he's definitely not second-dee.

26:54Sorry to use that language, but it's true. You all know it. You all know it. So, oh, this is the important thing that I want to talk about Brandon. First of all, when they're sitting down, they're eating that snow globe and talking about the relationship, I started doing my own recon. And I think they might have showed this on the screen, but he did count as sluayan, our dear delusional count as sluayan. I love more than anything, even though she's crazy. She did a cover of play girl recently. And you know who was on the cover with her? Guess who? It was Brandon. I have the whole chill. That's a red flag. See, if I didn't know the fact that he didn't know who Tonya Harding was, this is where I think he was gay because it's like he did play girl with count as sluayan and is now dating Bronwyn. Like, you're going after two housewives. Like, that's gay behavior to like, buddy, unup to two different franchise housewives. But since it's not gay behavior, guess what it is. It's still red flag behavior and it's giving a, you want your name in the papers.

27:58So I'm concerned about it. And Bronwyn's like, well, at this point, it's very public with Brandon and I don't want it to be, but it is very public. And it's like you live in Salt Lake City. Like, if you don't want a private, like nobody, if you wanted a private, it would be private. Like, it's not like there's paparazzi. You're not on rodeo drive where there's paparazzi set up. Like this is very much giving like, you want everyone to know about it. And look, that's no shade to Bronwyn because like if I dated that man who's stunned and stunningly hot, no offense to my husband. Like, he's also hot and I love him. But that Brandon fell as like a popular hot male model. And so if I was just divorced from my husband Todd, who's like always farting on screen and like never thrown a birthday party for me, then I certainly would be put in a press releases as well. So I can't even fault Bronwyn for that. I'm just saying it's definitely something she's doing because there's no reason that like people would know about this relationship if you weren't thrown in everyone's faces and going to events and doing press releases for it.

28:58So when she says, well, I tried to keep it private for as long as I can, but I got so many tests. I see about my new relationship and it's all fake. It's all fake. I hate to say it. I don't want to say that it's fake, but I guess I am saying it. I am. I'm not even just implying it. I'm saying like, I'll write it. That I at least 100% believe that it's fake. Okay, let's take a break here. And then we have to talk about Brit bananas. Brittany is back on the show despite the fact that like I said earlier, the audience does not care for her. And we're going to talk about it right after the break. Thank you to ACAST. We'll be right back. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. We all know how hard it can be to fit a workout into the day, especially when life gets super busy, which is why I think tonal at home is such a great thing for people. There's no getting in the car, driving to the gym, figuring out what you're supposed to do. It's really all right there. Tonal gives you the convenience of a full gym and the guidance of a personal trainer. Any time at home, all in one super sleek system, it really takes the guesswork out of

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35:12Myself included. And it was hard to even keep up with like when they were together, when they were not. But I wonder, she's, but I'm happy for Brittany to be sober of men for six weeks because also you need to get your affairs in order, everything else. And with the family and everything, Whitney arrives too. And I love that Brittany is offering them these sandwiches because you guys know that I love an egg and cheese sandwich. There's nothing, truly nothing I love more than. I personally like either ham, egg and cheese or just egg and cheese. I'm not a huge bacon person. But a breakfast burrito, my favorite thing of all time, like more than any other regular food. Like I'd rather have a breakfast burrito than anything else. I could eat one every single day. I've told you all I could, I could pretty much rank all the breakfast burritos in LA bread and breakfast. If you haven't had that one, wait, gotta get that one. Just I like the plain Jane. It's called there. Anyway, I could go on forever. I could give you a million instances. Civil coffee's got a great one. I just like their egg and cheese one. It's got a great spicy ketchup that comes with it. But I'm going to stop. I'm not going to give you a million other options.

36:13But there are a lot of great breakfast burritos out there. And I think it's so nice that Brittany's giving them bacon and cheese sandwiches and some trade or Joe's stuff, I think. Heather says that Bronwyn invited Brandon to Mary's funeral. What? And then also they went to Cabo for ayahuasca or something. Whitney met him at Sundance. I believe this clip, but they all think it's a lie, even Heather. And Heather says, Trip isn't an oppressed release. And I just thought like Heather, careful, careful baby girl because we're seeing a trip on the carpets. And maybe I'm looking into that too much. Maybe Heather and Trip are good and normal and natural. I don't know. I'm just causing it as I see set. And I should probably shut my big fat mouth. I probably should. I need to shut my big fat mouth, but I'm not going to because I need to say how I feel. I need to let it run out of fuel. And I'm worried about Heather and Trip. I don't want Trip to take advantage of Heather.

37:13Here's the thing. If anything, I think Bronwyn, if I had to guess, if I had to put my money on one of the two, I'd say Bronwyn, if anything, was using Brandon. But my concern with Heather and Trip is that Trip would be using Heather. And I don't want that for a girl. Even if I'm not caring for Heather, I don't want her to go through a Brooks Cancer scam or something like that. And that's kind of how I'm feeling with this Trip fella. With Brandon, I'm like, okay, Bronwyn's probably making that up, but who cares? He's using him to get back at Todd and get more fame and Kanuto with a Hot Mail motto has always got his blast off. Like it is what it is. But I feel like if anything, Bronwyn's using Brandon with Trip and Heather, I'm like, uh-oh, I hope Trip isn't using Heather. So I'm just looking for Miguel. Even if I don't care for on the show, you know, support. Got to support my women. Whitney is apologizing to Mayor and Lisa because she didn't want, it doesn't want Mayor staring at her all the time. So she's like, I'm just going to cop to everything I said about Mayor to Thin Lisa and I'm going

38:16to apologize. Now Heather also wants to make up with Lisa and brings up Ultimate Girls Trip because on Ultimate Girls Trip, she was an asshole. She was an asshole and she thinks she hit below the belt. She brought up the facelift and she did. And I'm glad that Heather has seen the error for ways because I didn't think she was nice to Lisa Barlow on that Ultimate Girls Trip. And I don't like the whole facelift thing because to me, it seems like she's going to think they all have had work done. Beautiful work, like they all look great. All of them, whatever they've done, whether it be surgical or otherwise, just regular enhancements or face tune, I don't know. Whatever they've done, it's great. And I support it. Look the way you want to look. But I don't like on this show, it seems like they've trampling with eyes and they've all done these, these jabs about the way they look. And I'm like, you're all beautiful, but you're also, you can't call it one person for doing a facelift or doing work done when it seems like most of you have gotten work done. And in a great way, but it's like, it can't be an insult if you're all doing it.

39:17Meanwhile, Heather also runs a place that does Beauty Lab and Laser. It's not just a place for people to get arrested by Homeland Security in the parking lot. It's also a place to get cosmetic work done. And so we can't knock it. We can't knock it. And I have been a Beauty Lab and Laser. I didn't have a treatment, but it's a beautiful facility. I've been the flagship. The flagship. Aren't there two of them? I think there's two of them. But you know, the flagship is where Jen Shaw was arrested. And I felt when I went there and I was in the parking lot, I did feel as spiritual. How did I say when you go to temples and other countries and stuff where you go visit these landmark places? It's like you feel like a spiritual experience or like you go to certain, I remember I was in it. Where was I? I went to this like hot springs and like the myth and the lore of the hot springs was like that you go in the hot springs. You have this feeling of the ancestors were there and you feel at peace and blah, blah, blah. And that's kind of how I felt at that parking lot. Even though I think there was maybe like a dollar tree nearby or who knows what else.

40:19It was like in the middle of a shopping center mall, outdoor, outdoor shopping center. And so yeah, at that fashion square or whatever it was that Beauty Lab and Laser parking lot, I felt spiritual. And so I encourage even if you don't have the money or don't want to go get a treatment from them, I say just go drive with that parking lot and feel it. Feel the weight of Gen Chas arrest into your body. You know, and if anything, that's a religious experience in of itself that will teach you not to be in the end of the elderly or whatever she was doing with her scam calls or what was she doing? I forget even what she was doing. I don't know. You know, Patel, Mick is starting up and I was not trying to make it. I was trying to think of what like Dr. Wendy did. And like I couldn't remember and it just happened. Like we just, it wasn't that long ago and I think she's still going through like the legal stuff. But I was like, what did her and Eddie do? Like was it insurance fraud or something? Like I don't even remember. That's how I feel about Gen Chas too.

41:20Like I don't even remember. But you know, you got to arrest who they got to arrest. Like I'm not saying, I don't know. I'm not in charge of that. But I don't quite remember everything. And that's on me actually. Okay. So then what else is going on? Ski day, we see Meredith says seeing some of the women today is harder than my face left recovery. I don't know how to have a shirt in there. I hope she got a shard in there at the ski day. I think I'll have a shard in there. She better have gotten herself a shard in there because it is hard for her to see some of these women because she doesn't care for any of them. I mean, even her and Lisa are buddies. But I think the rest of them is like, Meredith calls Whitney a Nat. And Mary's not there. Ashley's there though. And Bronwyn judges was a Bronwyn. Someone judges Ashley's look. I think it was Bronwyn. And I don't know. Bronwyn's going to be on traders. And I think a lot of people have been joking about like, can imagine the outfits that Bronwyn is going to be wearing to the traders round table.

42:20Like it is going to be insane. And it's so exciting. I think they're filming right now. But they announced the cast. It's like Bronwyn from Salt Lake City, Cynthia Bailey's on there. Casey Wilson from Bitches, that's who I'm most. I'm most excited for them reading for Casey. But it looks like a good cast. And I'm excited. I love traders. And so I think they're going to have a good cast. But Bronwyn is certainly going to wear the most ridiculous outfits to those round tables and to those. I can't even imagine that it looks that she's putting together. So at this appraiski with LB event, Meredith, she didn't get a shard night because she just got the facelift a month ago. So actually, maybe she said she's not drinking. But maybe she, because she's gotten a nail knock. A nail knock. Isn't there a housewife that did Luanne come out with a non-alcohol piss water? One of them came out with a non-alcohol piss water, I think, another housewife. And I'm worried actually now saying this that Meredith might come out with a non-alcohol drink because she's got the facelift. It would be a good branding, but I'd be worried about it. Whitney brings up Meredith wearing a wig.

43:22And I look obviously, it seems like Meredith is wearing a wig in one of the scenes, right? After that time, everybody thought she was wearing a breastplate and nobody was certain if she was wearing a breastplate. And I don't even think she ever answered to that. Which is fine. Like, how you want to look? Bronwyn invites everyone to San Francisco. And Lisa is ready to have fun. They're all going to go, I guess that'll be one of our first cast trips to San Francisco, which it's fine if it's a mini cast trip, but hopefully we get some other big cast trip. Then we see them all skiing. And I love when they ski on Salt Lake City. I do. At least we're not playing pickleball. And some of the other franches that do the tennis or whatever, but it's like on Salt Lake, I do want to see them skiing. I feel good about it. Then Heather asks Bronwyn about the ayahuasca trip. And Angie meanwhile thinks ayahuasca is from a frog, which it's not. And so I think ayahuasca, I can only imagine Bronwyn on ayahuasca. Well, I think I'm going to throw up here because that's what happens on ayahuasca,

44:24but I'm having like a spiritual journey. She probably had the same kind of spiritual journey I had when I went into that fashion square parking lot, where Jen Shaw was arrested. That's probably what happens on ayahuasca. I don't need the ayahuasca. I don't need, I don't need ayahuasca. I just need a neon sign that says Beauty Lab and Laser. And I'm looking at it from a parking lot. And then I'm going to have my spiritual journey. So ayahuasca is not for me. But Angie, I'm a little concerned. She's being clumsy. And it was funny. And she was being funny. Lisa was being funny. Like they were doing some pratfally stuff with the skis. And it's funny. I have to say it was, I was making me laugh. It was. But I don't even want to say that on a microphone or on record because we know what happens when we say that. It's like then three seasons later, there's suddenly Shannon Stormsbedore and they're falling every time they're on the fucking candy camera. And they're like, ah, I can't, I'm falling. Oh my gosh, I fall.

45:27And I can't have pratfalls on another show. Like that accidentally happens, it accidentally happens. If Luanne stumbles into bush, so be it. But I don't need them purposely doing pratfalls because the audience says one pratfall is funny on accident. So I worry about it. I worry. I'm losing sleep tonight about it. Actually, ever since I watched this episode, I thought, uh, uh, Lisa and Angie are going to lean into the Shannon Bedore of it all. And they're going to be like Vicki and Shannon and then we're going to be fact. And so yeah, I do I have a baby on the way and less than a month that I should be worrying about instead. Of course, but am I spending all of my waking hours at night laying in bed, lying in bed, lying in bed? I'm not sure. Uh, thinking about them leaning into the pratfalls of it all on Salt Lake City, I certainly am. I certainly am. Okay. So then Lisa and Angie take the lift down the hill. And I can't really fault them for not being great skiers because I had a major skiing accident when I was in the sixth grade. I literally, I went down a hill I wasn't supposed to roll down at the pole bruised the inside of my stomach. I broke my arm.

46:28I woke up in the infirmary. Is that what they call it? I woke up in like the ski. I was like, I literally blacked out. I fainted or whatever like when I made to the bottom of the hill and they just woke up in the in the hospital area of the ski resort, Boston Mills and Brandywine and Northeast Ohio. And they had to call my parents. My parents weren't there, but I was like, what happened? And then it was like a very bad skiing accident. So I have skied since then, but I take it easy on the bunny hills. I'm hopped little bunny right on those bunny hills. Just hopped little bunny, hop, hop, that's what I'm doing on the bunny hills. I'm not doing much. Just kind of, you know, hopping around. Okay. So then at the chalet, Meredith and Ashley are there. And Meredith apparently knows her too. And she says to Ashley, she says, I've been accused of everything short of murder. And you know, I'm sure that'll come in season 10, we're only on season seven. So at one point in season, I don't know, nine, 10, somebody's going to accuse big mayor of murder. I would guess because she's right. They do accuse her of everything.

47:29And I need them to like lay off big mayor and big Lisa for a season because they're always up their ass. And that's my problem with Heather and Whitney because I want to like them, but it's just they're always up their ass and say, give them a break. One season, give them a break. And then I can't wait to say, oh, this one's a liar. This one's a liar. It's like, you're all, you all do the same things. Like you all lie. So get off their ass. But Whitney, Whitney, Whitney pulls Lisa aside to apologize. And Lisa says she doesn't throw away friendships, but Whitney keeps making the same mistakes over and over again. I agree. Whitney's like always doing the same things to Lisa. But Whitney says she loves Lisa, which is a lie. And Lisa's just like, I hear you and I thank you. And then in her conventional Lisa says, do I think she's severely damaged? Yes. They make up. They make up. Whitney's conventional to she's at the long hair. I gotta say she looks good. She looks so stunning and that professional at the long hair. Do you know what I'm talking about? Whitney looks great. Great.

48:30And I hope if she, I don't know where her and Justin are. They're, I don't think they're officially divorced. But wherever they are, if she does move on, I hope Whitney gets to do her little fun phase, single phase and then maybe finds the right partner or whatever. But I do still want her and Bronwyn together. I do want them together. So then on the way to dinner Heather apologizes to Lisa in front of the group. And Lisa accepts she's proud of, or she's happy to accept the apology. And I was proud of Heather for doing what seemed like a real apology. And I thought, good for you, Gay. Heather Gay, good for you girl. Way to go gay. Way to go gay. That's a wish. That's what I'm saying. Way to go gay. You go gay. You go gay. If I knew Heather gay in real life and we were friends, I would always just want to say, like, you go gay. And then for all the things that come back from the 90s, why haven't some of those phrases come back from the 90s? It's like the styles always make it come back. But it's like, how come you go girl hasn't come back or talk to the hand because the

49:31face don't want to listen? Remember that one? And you put your hand in their face. Like, I want that to come back. I'd love to throw my, my grippers in someone's. Peripheral. You know, and just say, talk to the hand. Talk to the hand girl. Middle girl. They start doing that. Anyway, you go gay. Then at the dinner has her picture on every menu. Hannah Sturstick. I love Lisa Barlow. I do love her. I love my baby gorge. My baby gorge. Let's take one more quick break here. And then we'll come back and go to talk about baby gorge's sister. We'll be right back. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. We need to talk about something that's not super glamorous, but unfortunately it's very real. Talk about bloating. Now there's nothing worse than putting on a cute outfit, feeling absolutely iconic, going out to dinner and then suddenly regretting every waistband decision you've ever made. And that, my friends, is where seed comes in.

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53:38We're back. Back from our commercial break. So at the dinner, Whitney apologizes to Big Marron in front of the group. And it does seem genuine. I want to give Whitney Wildrose her props because it seemed like a genuine apology, but Meredith is not interested. And Whitney said, can we move forward? Can we move forward? And Meredith is like, yeah, that's not going to happen. And Meredith says Whitney has done this for years. And it's true. And I got to be on Big Marrow side despite the fact that Whitney offered a genuine apology and does seem to be going through it. But if I was Big Marr, I'd be pissed. Like I said earlier, it was like last season, just last season, Whitney Wildrose was throwing on a gray wig and calling Meredith and someone who has an alcohol issue in front of the cameras and the group of friends. So of course Meredith doesn't suddenly want Whitney's apology. Now the cameras are back up for a new season. They got to reset the alliances. And now Whitney Wildrose is saying she's got her own alcohol issue, but it's like you were just throwing me under the bus for an alcohol issue. I'd be pissed at her. I'd be like, no, you can't just, if anything, Whitney last season when she threw on that

54:40presidential wig from the Founding Father party, was that what it was? Founding for was something else. I don't know. I just remember them wearing ridiculous outfits and having a scroll. But that's not the point. The point is which Meredith or I'm sorry, Whitney Wildrose should have said at that event was like, hey, I have an alcohol thing going on. Instead of constantly going on Meredith and didn't also come up with the reunion, I feel like Whitney Wildrose was so going after Meredith about alcohol. And now this season saying, well, I've had an alcohol thing. It's like I'd be so mad if I was Big Marr. And so that's just my truth. I'm on Big Marr side with this. I am. But yeah, when Meredith's like, Whitney's been doing this for years and Lisa actually stuck up for Whitney because they're good now. And Heather's mad that Meredith won't accept it, but it's like, I get Meredith. And Heather says Meredith's wig is on too tight. And I'm like, Heather, you're being mean. I feel like Heather's being a little mean. So you don't go gay. Like I'm mad at you for being a little mean.

55:41I feel like she's being mean. And look, it's a fine line. I would imagine it's very hard to be a housewife because it's like, you know, I'm not even in your professionals, you want to be a little shady. And that's fun. You want to like shade, fun shade. Like I think that's so important for everybody in real life too. And especially on one of these shows, like that's part of the gig is to throw some light shade at each other in the professionals. Say this person, whatever. But there's such a fine line between like mean and funny. And sometimes at least this episode, I was thinking, Heather's mean. So you don't go gay. You don't go gay. You're being mean gay. Heather brings up mayor calling her a pill popper. But then it's like she didn't. They showed the clip and Meredith did imply Heather was homophobic. And so I guess that's why Heather's mad at Meredith. And yeah, I don't think Heather's homophobic is she. No, I'm a gay. She is gay gay. Or is gay? Does gay have a problem with gay? I don't think so. I don't think so. But they all start fighting and they need to reset this.

56:44And I'm happy that we have new fudes and everything. But I want them all to do a full reset. I feel like they're kind of, we're like 75% there where it's like they've sort of apologized to each other about different things to start the season fresh. But we're at the beginning of the season. And I need them to like fully reset it. So I want all of them to just get along for like literally just one episode, one episode, I think I wished it was this one. But maybe it'll be next one. Like I just want one where they're all getting along. And then I want to devolve into chaos where they're all fighting. Okay, because I don't want a boring ass season. I just want like one kind of quick little reset where they're having some fun, having some laughs. And then I want like totally new fudes. So I'm talking like I want, I don't know who else is left to fight each other. But it's like I want Angie and Bronwyn to fight and I want Heather and, I don't know, Heather and Mary to fight or we just need to reset a little bit. But anyway, this we have Lisa and Bronwyn fighting Angie and Lisa fighting.

57:46Ashley, Quies, takes up for Lisa, so much arguing. And then they all do sort of make up by the end by the very tail end of the episode. It's like they're all sort of made up. But like hopefully next season will be like, I'm sorry, next week will be like a nice pleasant get along episode that we'll probably call boring. But then we'll get into more fudes. Does that make sense? That would be my dream at least. It probably won't happen. I'm sure next week there'll just be all arguing with each other. But next week on the show, we get San Francisco, same Patrick's day. The clip for next week actually concerns me because we do see gay, Heather gay saying she's doing sort of like another Shannon bedore bit with all the same Patrick's day outfit on. We also have Quie versus Heather. Ashley, are we calling her Quie? I don't even know him saying that Quie. I should just call her Ashley. Also like we don't have another Ashley on the show. So why are we seeing the last name? Is that a reason for that? I don't know. Anyway, thank you all so much for listening. Love you all so much. Prior to my book, we're bigger books.

58:48It would be lovely. And I'm sorry to keep promoting myself again. They're at my ass about it. Got to do it. I got to do it. And then yeah, we'll be back next week with our recaps of Rony and Salt Lake City. And then when Potomac starts, I'm really going to try it. Definitely, I think we'll do the Potomac premiere recap. And then I'm going to try to add to the rotation. But again, reminder that I have a baby coming in October. A second one. So I have 200 to so a Papa's tired and Papa's doing his best to keep up with everything. But I don't know why I'm talking to myself in the third person. It's almost as bad as when the housewives call their husband, you know, big, big old daddy or but I only say that to say like if there could be a, I'm not taking time off. Of the podcast, but there might be like a week that I do take off something like that because I just don't know when the baby's going to come. We don't know. You haven't planned. You can't plan. I told you on the other episode this week, my anxiety is that through the roof,

59:49through the roof, it's like excitement anxiety. You know the problem with me. And I have someone who suffers from anxiety my entire life, both clinically and otherwise before I was clinically diagnosed. But one of the interesting things I wonder if people can relate is like if you're an anxious person or if you've suffered from clinical anxiety, you know that it's like your body can read anxiety or your body can read excitement as anxiety. So then your brain sort of gnashes it or confuses it. So sometimes when I get really excited, like if I have something exciting going on, it's almost like my body and brain feel that excitement as anxiety because there's similar symptoms. It's like heart rate, sweaty, overthinking, you know that kind of thing. And then it's snowballs in anxiety. And I get so frustrated by that because it's like I know now that that happens to me. And I have the tools to kind of help with it. So even when my anxiety is get really bad, it's like at least now I have the tools to to deal with it versus when I was in my 20s and I like didn't know what was going

1:00:50now with my body and brain and whatever. But I always try to remember that because the therapists once told me that is like everything if reads anxiety even when it's excitement. And so I think I sort of have a mix of excitement and anxiety right now. But it's like the excitement is kind of being morphed and do anxiety. I don't even the fun making sense. Maybe I'm not. Who knows who's to say? I also want to let every knows and people are asking if we're doing the holiday movie podcast. And my former cohost, one of my besties, Jenna, who cohosts that podcast. It's called a very merry iconic podcast. We've been cohosting it together for the last, I guess, seven, six, seven years. And Jenna has since moved in. We're still going to try to get Jenna back for an episode if anything else she's going to zoom in. But otherwise, a friend of the podcast, Hannah, Aaron Brown, you guys know is joining me for many episodes of this podcast. She's going to be joining me for the holiday podcast this season because Jenna is gone. Again, we'll hopefully have Jenna zoom in for an app or something. But in Jenna's doing well, she's thriving.

1:01:52And I'm so, we chat all the time, but it's harder to do the podcast because she's not only moved, but she's also like traveling the world. She's with this wildlife photographer guy. And so they're traveling the world. Literally, she's texting me or I'm getting postcards all the time from like Antarctica and Brazil and all these places. And then she'll send me photos of like, they're shooting. She's getting real close up to because her significant other is a wildlife photographer. She's sending me photos of like families of bears that she's close by with. And it's so cool. But anyway, so Hannah's going to be joining me. So we'll be launching in October with one episode and we're going to be covering the Practical Magic franchise. I'm very excited about that. So that episode will be out right before Halloween. And then we'll be back later in November with holiday movie recaps. And you could subscribe to that podcast, a very merry iconic podcast where you get them. If you're interested in that kind of thing, but we have a good time. And so I'm excited for Hannah to be joining me this holiday season. But with all that said, I bitch it do.

1:02:52Prayer to the book and we'll be back next week. Love you all. Have a great weekend. Bye. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Kevin Hart here in this cashback in season. I'm getting scary amounts of cash back on all my Halloween stuff. Do you like scary movies? Have you seen my movies? Yeah, big fan. All right, scary guy. I'll see you around. It's cashback in season with Chase Freedom. This should budget be more than Chase Bank and a member of the IC. Do you keep hearing podcast ads like this one, for example, but always wonder how you actually get involved with them for your own brand or organization? Well, it's easier than you think. We're a cast and we give you the platform to do it all yourself. Browse thousands of popular podcasts. Choose the shows that match your perfect audience, set your budget and launch. And if you want to hand, our podcast specialists are there to help you launch with confidence. This is podcast advertising without barriers. Get started at acast.com slash advertise.

1:04:14No, no, it's only up to you. There ain't nobody that I'm feeling more than you boy. So let's keep it moving. Make it go pop pop pop until my panties go drop drop drop. I am definitely getting my sparkle back.