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How are we? Gee, lots going on in the sport, isn't it? Yeah, there's man. Heaps going on. Yes. I feel for the breakers just quietly. They're their first game of the season, the same time as the Warriors. Oh. 50,000 turning up. Of course. And then obviously hundreds of thousands watching on the tally. Yes. Yeah, tough gig for the breakers. So that's back until again. That's, wow. Mal and Bryce, morning to you. Morning. How's everyone? Yes, very good. Huge rock 2000 days yesterday as they always are and we've got some beauties on the way after eight as well. How good on just quickly on Warriors. Yes. As expected, but how quickly did they sell out? Eat and part. Yeah. I mean, just when you think of like not to give them any, not trying to rub it in, but when you think of blu's and all that stuff. Oh, of course. The demand. All right. You know, some of them might think it might be capped it, um, at Golmedia Stadium, you know. That will sell the 35,000. Just bang, go on. Incredible. It will be huge. It'll be louder than an all-black's test.

Yeah. Because all-black's fans are quite reserved. Totally. And all of these fans are incredible. It's twice as many that fit. Yes. It go media. So good. Can't wait. It's going to be crazy. Cool atmosphere. Sunday night, of course, that is. So, yes, lots going on between now and eight, though. We've got next Nali E. Scooter incident, which left a man's mouth shattered into dust. That's how they've described it. Beautiful headline. That's how bad it was. The Morning Rumble podcast. Or as Rod calls it, radio you can pause. E. Bikes E. Scooter's, this man, he's just, he actually went to the media because he was, I guess, concerned about how many E. Scooter crashes there are at the moment. And I guess didn't want to have happened what happened to him. What happened to him? Because of West Coast Mum, she wants helmets for E. Scooters to be mandatory. And this is why he went, yes, I agree with you. Because what happened to me? So he, he said his mouth was shattered into dust and an E. Scooter crash two years ago. He crashed, he was wearing a helmet, but didn't have the chin strap on.

So his jaw took quite a, the impact resulted in extensive facial injuries, five broken ribs, broken elbow, major lacerations to both hands. Down to the tendons, he's got six metal plates in his jaw, prosthetic teeth, nerve damage. He's lost his smell. He can't smell anymore. He's lost that. He's got COVID. And he's also had a bone graft to reconstruct the roof of his mouth as well. Oh my God. Holy Hicca, come at E. Scooter crash. He's got a crash. He's had so much trauma pain. And I can't even ask so much pain. So those, those E. Scooters, the one that he's on, isn't the one you'd see like the Lyme or the Flamingos if you're in some of the cities. They're like, these are the new ones that come in that are just unregulated. Go. Can they go fast? They can go fast. You could still, but you could do that damage on those ones. 100%. This is a couple of years ago. Malsa, I don't know whether they were around there. Yeah. 2024 this happened. Yeah, I think they were, but yeah, you're right, Bryce. You can do all those ones.

You get it horribly wrong. Why is this significant injury so? The jaw is dust. Dusty is mouth jaw dust. So I guess he's still feeling the effects of this as well. So much pain. Come swallow food, obviously. I've got a couple of mates who in that, you can tell in their ways to their jaws, we can move through this. You've got a couple of moves to all mates. What's going on? Yeah, that's that's a good way to do it. You just open up. It's the bottom jaw. It's so obvious. Like at some sort of like, you know, a ventralic was. Is someone's just moving the bottom jaw? Can you throw your voice to Roger like a ventralic was? No, no. Perfect. Perfect man. It's TD beer. Really good. You need to put your hand up probably. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We're like a puppet. One day we might do that a bit. Terrible. Also, Miles, we were having this discussion just the other day.

You were with me. We were driving. Yeah. You were driving one way. I was driving another way. You were driving on the street. You rang. And then I was around near a school. And you slow down. I got to do speed limit around the school, which is great. But all these parents, it's essential city schools. So they're picking their kids up on scooters and bringing them home. So they're doubling up with the kids fine. But neither of them, at all parent or kid, I wear an helmet. No. And they're not going. They're not going particularly fast, but it doesn't matter. Like you've got to wear a helmet for safety. But B, sit, sit an example. Yeah, no. Just go, what? Tell me how to live, man. Responsible, Miles. Well, no, because I'm a parent, I know that I don't want to have to like spoon feed my kid. No, I know. Liquid food for the rest of his life. So if you come to us. I could have been your suit of like that. Yeah. You like that? Yeah, I would have thought that. That's actually quite good, isn't it? Or we can, we can. I don't know what's going on. You guys can get a room of your wallet. Put your helmet on, Miley. Put your foot up your chin straight. Yeah.

You're wearing a helmet too, now. Always put that helmet on. You never know what's going to happen. Yeah, got to protect that, that lid. Yeah. The head. You lose concrete. Yeah, because that was concrete. And we've got another example to get to. So the guy who works here called Matt who also eats good injury. Oh, terrible injuries to him. Oh, terrible injuries. You're right, though, Bryce, you, V, concrete. What happens? Oh, I'd have to rock. Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I ain't having to rock. It's a simpler question. It really is. And it, not often, do you win the battle? No. Usually concrete wins. Absolutely. Yeah. Go well, be safe. It's another big stormy day ahead with thunder and lightning today. Oh, yeah. Because people go, oh, yeah. Oh, I'm not going to be safe. I'm going to be more of the rumble podcast. This quickly gets to someone. No, yeah. Great. Great text is coming. Yes, yes. Great news. Obviously, there's lots of, you know, average use all the time. So this is nice and positive. We just had a baby. Shout out to my lady Becky.

Yeah. And our new baby boy, Casey. Oh, yeah. How wonderful. Congrats, guys. That's awesome. That's awesome. Legend. What a special time. Great. Congratulations. Keep them off the bikes. We're talking that today. So you, V. Concrete, there's been a couple of shockers. We had one we just talked about. This absolute shocker. Mouth turned into dust. Oh, bro. After hitting the concrete. And there's a guy that worked here. Works here. His name is Matt. And he had like, oh, I'm sorry. He had like six weeks off work about a year or so ago. He fell off his e-scooter. Have a listen. He essentially slid face first. Yeah. Have a listen. I came flying off a lime scooter going downhill. It wasn't wet. No. And I also, I wasn't drinking. No, I can't roll that quick question. I can't do big things to roll out there. Dark. No, it wasn't dark. It was first thing in the morning. I was on my way to work. So I was on the asphalt on the road. And then there were like metal plates. And so that's when the scooter kind of kicked out. You know, like it lost the traction. Like a speed wobble. Yeah. Exactly. Exactly. Yeah.

Like a speed wobble. So like that started to kick. And then went over the handlebars. Oh, now let's freeze right at that point. You're going over the handlebars. We're talking about going as fast as one of those can go down a hill. Yeah, this is top speed. This is definitely like, I'd say closer to 50k. Like let's go to that point. You're going over here or over the handlebars. Are you conscious of that at the time? Like, uh oh. I didn't lose consciousness at all. Which a lot of people thought like, okay. He's had his face. He's definitely going to, you know, blackout at some point. So we went first and then went on three. I remember face. It was like chin teeth. Knows forehead. So it's 50k of the brunt. Your chin teeth. Knows forehead took V-brunt. It clapped over. So what have they done there? They've done a little bit of dental repair work. I mean, it's just a lose. I lost half of my front right. And then like caps on the ones next to them. Okay. So you lost all injured or smashed three teeth. That mean chin nose. What? Chin teeth. Chin teeth nose. Did you break your nose? Broken nose, yeah. Went out to the right. Oh. Imagine our foreheads. Maybe I'm saving grass for you.

And actually there's a lot there to take the impact off. There's not enough skin in the world for grass. No. We're grass diners. But we have to start with the forehead. That description, though, eh? The chin bones connect to the mouth bone. But like in your nose. Bro, hey. And if you had, you would, like if you were having a drink in your abit hammock. Yes. And you know, and you smash your mouth into your tooth. Yeah. Was ever done that. Yeah. That excited on that theme. Yeah. That is a little longer than the concrete. Yeah. Oh, man. It was off work a long time. We're the Morning Rumble podcast. The kind of podcast you know you're lawns, too. No. You eSkurter bike injuries recently. You've been concrete, though. You've been concrete. Could be on an eSkurter. Could be anything. Let us know. Oh, I don't have a rock phone text in 3520.

And Miles, what a surprise. They're rolling through. What are you laughing for? My wife and I were on Lime Scooters head into the buskers festival in Christchurch. Oh, it's so good. We were doing top speed around Hacker Park. Shouldn't they have been on unison? Yeah. The buskers are your own. Juggling? You're incredible. Why are you on a unicycle juggling? You're right, Bryce. Sorry, continue the way the buskers. Go away, no one will hear this. I said to her before we got to the corner, check your brakes. She panicked and said, where are the brakes? And jumped, knees first into the asphalt. Oh, crazy. Crazy in the hell out of an A. So the white, fleshy stuff. Do you know what you could use as bandages? You're a hacky sex. They would have had them. Maybe you're a slackline. You could use it as a tourniquet. A couple hours later, I insisted we jump on another scooter to head back to the car. We were coming past some bars. She had the tram tracks. And it was like slow motion.

Flying through the air. And she said, oh, no, I've done it again. Next time, she's just so sorry. I'm not laughing at you. Actually, no, we are. I am. No, we are. She said, oh, no, I've done it again this time. She took one hand off trying to brush the hair out of her eyes. It's from Greg. Oh, that's a good one. It's really good. I went over the handlebars on a scooter, broke both my arms at the same place in same time. Double casted, mum wiping my butt for eight weeks. A year later to the day, I fell off my bike and broke my left arm. I've now broken each arm three times. Well, that's what we were looking for yesterday. Why? You were a day late. You are a day late. Where your mum wiping your bum? Well, that's just a shower. Yeah, well, yeah. Yes, I know. I don't know why people don't do that. Especially the high rocks lady. Oh, it's grey guns. It was like cool. It was a grey knife. Yeah, you wouldn't know. No way. No mums. Mums deserve better than that.

It's not fair. It's not. What? It's an adult. But either get worse. Yeah. Maybe I'll not smell. No. No, she doesn't. No, I won't. I feel like we're in a good place. I'll do that for you guys. I'll just get that frozen squirt away. Guys, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Sorry, we've offered him. I'm sorry. I need to do the tech. Sorry, man. Sorry, thank you. When I was 12, I was going down hill on a scooter, beast hung me in the neck. I instantly swatted it away, lost control, ended up on the pavement, broken collarbone and wrist. Next year, I came off on the way to the skate part. This time broke the other wrist to the point, whereas in the opposite direction to my arm. Oh, surgery to fix that still clicks to this day 25 years later. No. Yeah. And then UV concrete. We've asked for these techs. Yeah. I felt three stories down the center of the stairs landed standing up, dislocated both ankles and knees, broke both femurs and both hips and pelvis.

Three years later, still trying to walk. Oh my gosh. Really think about that one. Oh. That's savage. That's... That's brutal. Skiggy-on. One year, Alicia Tood, just on my receptionist, a needy in the amount of injuries that we see from the scooters, Aaron's saying. Just the right thing. Careful out there, please. You know, like, I'm really bad in bed. Just like, you know, you said, every... Morning rumble podcast. Yes, it didn't go yesterday. I did not go yesterday. Jake did not get it and he also dropped an F-bomb. So we won't play that back, but we've got it. The Morning Rumbles caught a back crawl. We've got... We've got... We've got... You can also head to the Morning Rumble Facebook and comment for your chance to win a year on Disney Plus subscription. Yes, kicked off September 10th, stream it live with the ESPN on Disney Plus. They've got it covered big games, every touchdown, NFL Red Zone,

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No, no, we're not. Malzies is sooner today. No, no, no, no. Just because we've got to shut the door. No, no, we're not going to reply. Yeah, like we're not going to drop a song in the count. Let's see it. You know, you're going to blow your podcast mate. Let's appreciate your text on Salirius. Yeah, that's great text. But we're heading back today in Rumble history. Today in Rumble history. And just played some blacklist, of course, which is lead singer and guitarist from Blind Spot, of course, Bryce, and a mentioning them. And this is to do with the Blind Spot song, isn't it? Nine years ago. Okay. That's true. Okay. 2017 lead us for it. It does involve a Blind Spot song. But the Blind Spot song comes about in the conversation. It was one day we were in the show, Mal. You were in a part of the show. This was before my time. Yeah. Jennifer Bainbridge is part of the show. You might hear in the background there if you're wondering who that is. Yes, I'm. It is Malz roger myself. We're in there and we're having a yarn. And then you make, you made this painful noise.

Got you. Got you. It was this your normal life. Oh, no, no, no. And then we saw that we thought after it was like, hang on, let's grab that bit of audio and then we highlighted it to Roger going, what's wrong? Are you okay? Yeah. So here we go. Nine years ago in history. Roger. That was just my voice. Yeah. He might be coming. Ah. Ah. You're just a strong. We're going to need to get a replay of the footage noise. We can just sing a little on the noise roger made. I've never heard of make it before. It's so guttural. Ah. Okay. Ah. I get pain. It's from a deep pace of pain. It's pain of me not going and even our night guy probably going. Now, just imagine if we could put Roger into some backing vocals, no one else by blind spot is yet to play in the countdown. The original just to give you an indication where they were. It's a hell of a song, but it could be better.

Ah. It's a great song. And more. It works. It does. Like blind spot, you are going to blow up an invasion. You are going to be huge. It's a sound you make when you find out that you've got no power anymore. And all the knives are in your back. And the knives are in your back. And you're on your way out. I prefer that version. Pretty good. I think I've found out Bryce, you were off to some concert overseas staying at the Beverly Hills Hotel. And that was, I think, Cal Jam. Cal Jam. Yeah, it's pain and it's... Ah. Yeah. I think that's what it was. That's great, isn't it? It's been a slippery slope. Ah. Yeah. It hasn't been great for you. It's been great for people. Yeah. Oh, I've got over that. That's all right. I hope I did. It was not. Okay. But then there was something else, you know. Ah. There it is again. There it is again. Ah. Unbelievable.

Oh, God. I can't believe, Nengz, we've got another one, maybe two actually of what you've seen behind the wheel. And these are also from Australia. I can't believe it's delivering. Crazy stories of what has gone on behind the wheel. You know you're going to be late again. Roy. Roy, Roy, Roy. The Morning Rumble podcast. There's three stories from Australia yesterday all on what you've seen behind the wheel. Stuff going on with cars behind the wheel. Battering bagels. Yeah. All sorts. And more. And more. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's great. How does it go? Broadcasting into Brisbane and Melbourne as well. So great to have you listening, and you'll know about this one Aussie 17-year-old has car rolled into a lake, have a listen.

Well, it was certainly far from an ideal night for this 17-year-old boy. His prize BMW ending up in the Dreamcare at Narrowbein-Lagoon. But the boy was quick to try and make amends. It happened just after 6 pm, the boy accidentally rolling the car off the boat ramp the car safely, but with police, fireies and a tow truck on scene, it was the boy himself who got kidded up with the help of emergency services and jumped back into the water, waiting out to the car, hooking it up and steering it to sure as it was dragged in. It looked pretty serious. There were a lot of cops there and paramedics were there and yeah, you see a car in the water. You know, you can only assume the worst. It's not exactly clear how the boy lost control of the car whether or not the handbrake failed, but witnesses say he had been trying to position the BMW to snap photos of it with the look in the background. Oh. It's over to my right and this guy looked like he didn't pull the handbrake properly, so ended up in the drink.

So with the teen cleaning up his own mess, emergency services really had very little to do. The bad news though, that car is almost certainly a ride-off. A taking photos. Yeah. Next to the ligand. For your profile pic. Maybe trying to sell up. Yeah, no. Oh boy. He did pull a pic of it. He did up in the drink. Oh, I'll get it. That's a good one. And this one, Aussie Mum and her kids, she's just walking in a car park and she gets hit by a car. Another one, have a listen. Children buy her side a Sunday family shopping trip takes a day off. And a family shopping trip takes a terrifying turn. Next thing I know, I'm on the ground screaming. A black Toyota Viers across the centre line outside Logan City Centre just before four o'clock yesterday afternoon, hitting one eater Skinner and grazing her two children, watching as their mother falls to the ground, clutching her foot. Still winsing in pain as the

paramedics arrive. She dispersed into tears on the lady's shoulder because she didn't really know what had happened to her. She's been in the same footage from her bed in Logan Hospital. One eater says she's struggling to recall every detail, but is thankful her children escaped the full impact. It's pretty scary to think that it could have been while the kids. Her injuries are severe, twin fractures in her leg and ankle of wiring surgery. The local school teacher now staring down months off work. Which then means once I do the surgery, it's a minimum of six to eight weeks. I guess this is what can happen if you're driving too fast or not paying attention. Well, hang on, what have been in the person who ran her over? She didn't take off. She stopped and then waited until emergency services got there. And according to her, the man got back in the car and took off. And they haven't contacted her. No. Oh, dog, mate. Quite question, mate. Yeah, just to you.

Yeah, sure. Who in this room would do that? Would run someone over and then go? News and sportness. What's going on? Are we all thinking the same now? So on the count of three, magic come into this. You want to turn your mic on on the count of three? You can do much. You might say. I think on the count of three, everybody say who you think would run someone over, accidentally, and then leave. One, two, play at home. One, two, three, rot. It's incredible. It's a wonderful day. Roger. Roger. The bottom thing. Roger. There's a Morning Rumble podcast. No flair and even less here. You'll get it here. You have this in you news. Last week, Mel. Incredible. Her name is Holly Riven. Is that right, Ysselingard? And she was struck in the head by another jumpers leg at approximately 12,000 feet when she was parachuting with Chinoctaeron Consciutto. It's remarkable she lived to tell the tells her. She was trying to make her jump from the back. remarkable she lived to tell the tale so she's a 35 year old she was skydiving

when a mid-air collision happened. So we'll get to her in juries obviously but she's on break for television talking about it have a look. We did three jumps they were really good it was a great day and then yeah fourth jump yeah that happened. One of your fellows go that I was tried to reach you didn't make because they could see that you were struggling. Yeah so he saw that I'd been sort of knocks that we'd collided and then realised that I'd kind of tumbled past and wanted to check that I was okay so he chased me down. Do you remember anything about it at all or was it just from that moment and I know it was just a terrible accident wrong place wrong time essentially but when when you bumped in collided with the other jumper did you automatically just go straight under? Yeah it was instant I just it just went black I don't even kind of remember maybe even like not you remember leaving the plane. No and then I just was dreaming of falling it was just really surreal I just thought I'm falling and I'm dreaming about falling it was really

like kind of peaceful but then I kind of felt like I was a bit unstable and then in my kind of mind of thinking back to my like training I was thinking right if I'm falling and I'm unstable I should be arching and trying to reach my parachute and obviously that's you can see in the clip that's what's kind of happening but I was out I was I wasn't asleep so. Something Mark what happened about 1,000 feet I mean you're getting very close to the ground and even in that state that sort of dream state the sort of semi-conscious state that you're in you had the sort of the instinct to deploy your parachute so I yeah so I deployed my main parachute somehow but I was still falling too fast and my emergency device my AAD kind of kicked in and threw my reserve out as well which kind of saved my life really. So unbelievable the shoot did open but it was too late and she fractured a spine broke who left leg severe bruising and that was a month ago just a month ago. Yeah all gets even that happened. Right yeah. No way. Did he get on breakfast in there? That's incredible man

it's just still alive. Yeah. Any of us would go. We're going around the room. We're going around the room and we're going to have 1,000 feet. We're going around the room and then we've got a fraction spine. Wouldn't we be back at work? Let's see this time almost last year I couldn't even go down a step probably and I managed to tear a quadricep 10 didn't right in me leg. So no. And I think so. Roger. Roger. He doesn't have what they can of corn and the aim was a storm. I dropped on my foot from a grade high and I'm I'm I'm still still. I'll be that why are you holding it. Sorry. That's a low blow. Come back. That's a good thing. We call it when rogge punches you. A low blow. Right. Yeah. We'll come back because sorry. It's not that funny. No. It's an old. It's an old joke. Still hurt. Sorry. It's

like you've heard it for the first time. It's going to make it to 8 in the background starts guys. Well we've got. I mean that is terrifying. Well eventually got another example of someone who phoned us who survived a skydive incident like any fell. He fell half into a golf course half into something else. Don't worry. Rumble podcast. Subscribe and leave us a review so our producer Mitch can actually pay rent this week. You may have heard Holly whiffing before she's on breakfast television just a month and a half ago. She has shoot her immersion. She shoot only opened in the nick of time that she's still going far too fast and she's survived. Fraction spine broken left leg severe bruising. She's on breakfast TV just the other day talking about it. It's crazy. It's unbelievable. She landed in a tree. That's what kind of cushioned her landing a little bit. But still someone kicked her in the head while they were jumping. Imagine being that person. Yeah. Well they sort of just collided. I know. It still looks like he gave it a good kick. Well I didn't see that. You showed it to me. Yeah. Guys guys guys guys.

Holly shit. Just get to the audio. You can text them jump 3520 to see that. You'll see that. It's impressive. That video. Further as you fall and that survived because we talked to a guy six years ago called Brad, tandem skydive and he survived it. Landed in a golf course. Have a listen. When we're up in the air, the first parachute failed to deploy. Eventually the second parachute opened. That one again isn't packed properly. So that gets called with the first parachute. And I hit the ground and I just remember we kind of bounced like if we ricocheted from this area of a golf course. I'm more semi submerged in this. This podcast is supported by your Southern California Kia dealers. It's hard not to notice how many electric vehicles are on the 405, 101 and 10 freeways these days. Better technology, convenient charging and longer driving range are making the switch to electric more practical than ever. Kia offers three all electric models that combine performance technology and capability. With compatible DC fast chargers, they can charge

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I couldn't feel any part of my body. I was sitting so much pain. At that point, I'm just hysterically crying. I'm screaming. Bill comes to and he's screaming in agony. It was just a state of utter confusion. So, Brad, when you hit the ground, you broke your upper spine, fractured your last spine. You tore some lewins in your neck. You cracked several ribs, but you can walk, can you? Yeah, I can walk. I kind of, I've kind of, I've explained it to people by saying that I've kind of got the bloody of an old man these days. I'm only 25, but just through my injuries, there's a lot of things that I can't do and I'm pretty limited. I wish I could go back to some activities. But for me, the silver lining is that I can live a pretty full life. It's taken a lot of bloods with my tears and here I am living and talking about it. Well, it doesn't need to clap now. It's six years. I don't know how to clap. I like it as a recording. Now it's pretty much laughing the whole way. Because you were doing weird things. Guys, honestly, just this, it's keep to eight with a countdown. I'll further us you fall.

You were doing. Further us you fall and and survived. Let us know. I'll 800 Rock, phone, three, five, two, three. I started radio sport. I'm a miracle. Well done, Mulsi. Thank you, guys. The station didn't survive. I'm so sorry about that. Sorry. Back baby. So there's that Muls example. What about yours? The Morning Rumble podcast or his Muls schools. It's pointless. A pretty good lady from the UK survived a parachute jump hit the hit a tree actually. Mel you were saying this isn't your news last week. Well, she took off right. She jumps out of the plane and then as she's doing her thing, someone accidentally kicked her head. Yeah. And then she was unconscious and then came to about a thousand feet from the plane and then was able to deploy the parachute landed in a tree and somehow survived. Broken spine. All sorts of different injuries. Yeah, unbelievable. Further us you fall. Bain all. Press. Good morning. Morning, team. How are we? Good man. Great. Have you all and tell us what happened? Oh, we got a bit of a little bit of a

double whammy. It sort of dates back a couple of days ago when you guys were talking about happened and happened once and happened again. Yeah. Yeah. So I'll start at the start. I was driving a tour bus and I was jelly wrestling in Talpo and dislocated myself to jelly wrestling. Kind of funny. Who are you jelly wrestling? Ah, one of my passengers. Yeah, that was quite funny actually. So we fast forwarded a couple of days. We were down and real pay you the cruise off walking the pongadillo crossing. Shit, pounded a day. We'll get hit up. We'll go hit up. Fuck a puffer. So I slick up up all the fucking puffer for a day. Snowboarding. Yeah. And the fall rolled in my don't really don't really know the mountain too well and went up the our west side T-bo that called away up the west there and snowboarding along and doing some cool turns and stuff. And then can I just interrupt just quickly? He run knows where this is going.

So I see a sign just out the corner. Oh, I wonder what that sign was. Oh, I don't really know. They don't know. No, no, no, I'm going the neck minute. I'm just just falling. It's funny. Felt for at least. It was a good second to second. And then somehow, oh, well, did the old seagull somehow landed it? Right down a little bit. Then eventually fell over and as I fell over I put my arm out to stabilize myself that same arm and pulled the shoulder right out of its socket dislocated it. And yeah, oh, that bloody where I heard. I sit down there contemplating life and then some people come up to me. There's three skiers out there. Are you okay? Are you okay? Are you okay? I'm a thing of a right. Yeah, just the thing I just dislocated my shoulder. And you're like, yeah, no, we can see you've dislocated your shoulder three jacket. Do you want us to call Schiebertroll? No, no, it's foggy here. And I don't need to know where I am. Do you guys know where we are? No, no, no, to be honest. We'll just give us a minute. I just have a deep breath and to be on the other side. So what do guys just see

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