NFL Week 1, Fastest 2 Minutes, Bills/Texans Thriller, Bears Drop A 50 Burger, Eagles vs Commanders Plus Who's Back Of The Week

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3:16Huh? Huh? Some spread. We start in the queen city where Ben Johnson was king as Caleb Robin Williams said it's not your fault. If you doubt this fire, but you'll end up looking like patch atoms of the clown nose. It came from all angles. As Deandre Taylor Swift said, I felt a hole like this never before and ever since. She was talking about some stupid breakup chick shit DJ. She was talking about 124 yards and three touchdowns. Even Kyle. Now here's a man on guy got in on the action Russian for 100 yards as a Carolina defense look like a bunch of pussy cats all afternoon. It wasn't all bad for the panthers though as price forever young. I want to be forever young played fast and had a good business plan utilizing cocker multiple times the afternoon. Like they were playing a little pitching catch at the Penn State Delta up salon back yard. You mean stay thin boom? State pen in the summer burgers.

4:16It was the Bears posting one of their own. Bears 59. Panthers 37. We go up to Detroit Michigan where Jared Kushner cough was trying to negotiate the reopening of the straight of more dudes. As all the fellas recall it out, mine, mine, mine. Every time the ball was on the air and Gibbs was saying, I ran for 156 yards at two touchdowns. The Lions past catchers of St. Brown Laplona and Jameson had the same defense over a barrel. And if all that money spent on offense seems a little crude, just switched to the always electric Tesla. Chase, we are young had a lot of fun period but didn't count on golf trying his very best to throw the fumble forward. Ending up with the most productive sack ever besides maybe my good friend Philip Rivers. The second half turned into a street fight as Tyler Duck if you struck was out for blood with a rest of the crime mob. It was a ludicrous second half with Saints tied in.

5:18I want to know know what your farts are see scored a touchdown and the Saints come marching back forcing over time. The Lions scored first giving the Saints a chance to win with them all as they score a touchdown and go for two. In complete as Kellan in the name of Moore said, Fuck you, I won't do it. You tell me, fuck you, I won't do it. You tell me some of those with that asses are the same who drop passes as the Saints fall just short on the road. Lions win 31 30 Saints don't go marching. And we had the mental lands where means or no, we had a Nashville where memes was there to see his jets. Start one and oh. In Nashville Aaron Glenney and the Jets took on Robert Salon the boys. Omar Cummings Cooper set up Kenyan Sheet. She can sedate with no hands for the rookies first NFL touchdown. Gino Noe who you're messing with home Smith and the New York Jets were finding a way to exploit a hooker in the secondary. Jets kicking game got off to a rough start until no Jason Colonel Sanders. You're wrong for not believing in yourself and hitting 250 plus yard field goals in the second half to explain the lead to a three score game.

6:26Cam Ward and Norton thought this year would be his Shaw Shank redemption only to be revealed at the end that there was a gaping hole in his asshole chiseled out by the Jets defense behind a poster of Rita Hayworth. The Titans offense was so bad new first round pick Carnello, Ohio State was screaming just take me off the field. If you're not going to throw it to me, Jets boy Robert Salon's Titans debut Jets 23, Titus 10. Great job memes. We had to Cincinnati where Zach was there to see his box. In Cincinnati, the Tampa Bay Bucks go full Tampa Bay Cuck mode early on taking a seat in the corner as they watch Demetrius night night sleep tight don't let the turnovers bite recover a fumble and take it to the crib. Shortly after Chase Millie Bobby Brown goes all upside down from five yards out as he uses telekinetic fury to split the Bucks defense and remind them that scoreboards don't lie. In the second half putting an end to the age old question would you rather Joe Sia Trotter or a thought daughter it's Trotter up on the score.

7:31After Mojo Jojo Borough throws it like a total power puff girl turning over the ball Trotter scuba's his way into the in zone no goggles for six points but unfortunately for some borough in the Bengals bring it around town. It's secured the secret formula for the win as they sing. It's a great job. We now head to Indianapolis where Hank was there for Ravens cults in Indianapolis where the roof was closed Jonathan Taylor Swift started things off in the first quarter when he ran the B in the easy and said hi Ravens D. It's me on the problem. It's me. Mom are Michael Jackson responded. If you want to make the way of the better place take a look yourself and then make a five yard character into a touchdown to take a one point lead. Derek Henry Locke was started right and then come back left for a four yard score and then Zay was smoking purple flowers.

8:37It was burning his chest but not enough to stop breaking up 54 yard touchdown reception to give the Ravens a huge lead. Derek Henry Camille said superman that hope that will watch me you on the way to the end zone for a second score and the Ravens go flocking 41 23. Thanks Hank and Pittsburgh. There was a Sunday warrior mean mean stride today's started quarterback mean mean pride as Cooper Rush took the field for the Falcons looking to victory kneel per at the end of the game. Nowadays everybody want to talk like they got something to say but nothing comes out when they move the lives just a bunch of gibberish but the fuck is that like they forgot about TJ as what absolutely wreck the game when it Marshall mattered the most in the fourth quarter taking a pick back for six and ceiling a Steelers victory. Darnell Washington laid the Shailline Woodley and fucked a guy with a stiff arm right in front of Aaron Rogers but all is good at Pittsburgh as Rogers and Mike McCarthy are back to being happily married couple and the Steelers start 1 and 0.

9:44Steelers 20 Falcons 13 what we go down to Houston, Texas with a Buffalo Bells haven't won since 2006 when big cat and PFT were still in college. And the iPhone hadn't been invented yet. Man those guys are old. The bills have a completely different look with Joe Tom Brady given this franchise a complete facelift and Josh Allen much like Shaquille O'Neal is always looking to DJ more. The Texans offense looked back in short form as star of David Montgomery showed his ability to have six points and no matter what common sense tells you. Nico Carl Lindsey Clancy is not at fault for this loss according to his usually insane team defense that gave up 400 yards. The Texans had the ball at closing time and on the final drive CJ strut put your hands up and strut. Hell on to the ball a little too soft now a little too soft now throw your hands up and strut CJ.

10:45CJ loses and no one circles the wagons like the ball ball. Bill 35 Jackson star at one to fall for you with Max and Eagles. We had over the fall. What are Don Tavian, Meow Mix, got things going early on a deep ball that had Mikey San were still looking like a little pussy cat. The commanders pun team was busy and their gunner Tyler Owens Wilson had one of the coolest plays in the NFL today that had everyone saying. Why not? The commanders defense kept them in the game in large part by sony and sheriff's niles telling the rest of the team. I got you babe as he dominated the entire game but in the end it was Dallas Buyers club got her fucking the commanders defense so hard that he may have given the maids as he scored his second to that ended up being the game winner. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, boom, you know magic Johnson is a part odor of the man. Dear dear friend.

11:45That is true. I don't know why I started doing Obama. But let's be clear. Age is nothing to joke about. I love cigarettes. Hey, okay. Thank you, Bo. Hey, those 24 commanders, 22. Standing on the corner, James Winson and Hoboken, such a fine side to see. It's getting through my Lord and is looking to score and they're throwing touch down to likely. We all knew it. The Cowboys screwed it. Just like we're hakew to your playoff game and blue. You're blue and heki. Giants 28. Cowboys 20. And that was the fastest. It's yep, but the bill's win. Yeah, get that big giant ass wallet protruding. I love it. Ask grew like nine times. I have a question.

12:45Hang on. Why did you make that TV faster than this TV? I did not. But you were playing with them. I was turning it on. Oh, okay. That's way faster. That TV is usually way slower. Yeah, so you made it so it was way faster. I did not. I can try and fix it. But that TV was always way slower than you were messing with it. Now it's way faster. I was just turning it on. You were messing with it. I looked at it. I thought you were trying to get them on sync. No, I was just turning them. No, I was just trying to get his faster. PFT, I like where you're going though. I mean, you can spin. Chris Perman, you look at that TV. No, I don't. I was looking right at that TV. Because Alan's usually faster. Well, no, you can make them the same speed. 90% of our conversations week one are about which TV is ahead and what TV is behind and which game should be on that TV that's not on that TV. PFT, you're out of the room. He was messing with the TV. That TV is usually slower and he made his TV faster. So the TV that he's looking at is faster. He can be faster because meme sometimes just he tips his hand.

13:45No, but he actually has streams up. Hank usually says this one. I don't think it means you think memes streams. Yeah, I've had the booth. No, no, no, we watch that. We watch out on this one. We for sure watch that. Yeah, me. Meem says this one ahead sometimes. Hank said that that one's usually slower and he was messing with it. I just look at your guy's faces all. No, you guys normally are faster. Right. This is really dumb. No one cares about this. But it was the people need to know. Well, it was bothering me because Hank was messing with it. And then I was like, wait, I'm like three plays behind. It was three plays. Yeah, it was very, very far behind. Three plays too many plays. Anything else on this game? Oh, Hank, what do you think about the bill's performance? You scared Josh out. I think Josh Allen is going to from what I saw today feels like he's playing. Do you agree with me? Like he's playing it at a different level. I think it's a joke. I think it's a very fun offense for him to play in. I think he's like, he's reached that moment where he's not thinking ever about anything. He just, he just acts. He just, he knows what to do.

14:45It's like in the back of it. It's so far ingrained in him in this offense. And Joe Brady, I think, is taking all the stuff. It looks to me at least after week one. He's taking all the stuff that he liked to do that he was good at earlier. And then just turned that up to 11. Yeah. So I think he's, Josh is probably playing the most fun brand of football that he's played. Yeah. And he, uh, he didn't get, like, remember the Thursday night game last year where he got sacked. It felt like a million times. You only got sacked twice today. So the offensive line, which he's had a little bit of a turnover, uh, looks like it held up well. And yeah, I, that was a really good game for, for bills fans that are excited about the Joe Brady era. Yeah. Well, yeah, Hank, what do you think? Yeah, I'm scared. I mean, Josh Allen's in his prime. They looked unbelievable. Uh, they're going to be the probably the team to beat in the FC. I don't know how you could come away from that game. That game was, I mean, you guys are absolutely perfect game to start your NFL week one Sunday. Yes. Yes.

15:45It was just a heavyweight blow for blow battle. It was nice that they put that on the noon slate. Yeah. Like that could have easily been the Friday night game that could have done Wednesday Thursday Friday or the, you know, Sunday night game of the money, but they gave us one big one to start the season. It felt like that. But it was from a possible AFC championship preview to week two for the bills possible Super Bowl preview. Yeah. Bill's Lions. Hmm. Thirds and I. Lions is going to be fun opening the new stadium. Yeah. Oh, that's right. Yeah. Yeah. That's going to be a fun one. I wonder how the winds going to act there. That's going to be a very fun one. Uh, yeah, the, yeah, bills look good. Texas, I wouldn't worry. Who do the taxes have next week? I wouldn't worry about Texans. Although the Jaguars will get to the Jaguars, but. Oh, Texans. Bangle's would be a great game to, uh, maybe great defenses. Yeah. Yeah. You're right. Uh, okay, speaking of Lions, we were playing on Thursday football against the bills. The other great game that we had to start the, the NFL season.

16:47Lions 31, Saints 30, overtime was not a great game to start. It was terrible to watch at the beginning. Tyler Schuck, our guy was horrendous in the first half. We also had one of the most confusing calls. I think any of us have ever seen. Yeah. In the Jared Goff, uh, what looked like everything you know about football, look like a fumble backwards for a Saints touchdown. And the Mike Pereira got on on the, the column was basically like, well, he started his throwing motion. His intention was to throw it forward. So it doesn't count as a backwards pass. This to me, this, this was the, uh, the baronstein bears effect. I felt like I felt like I was going crazy. I, we've watched a lot of football. Yes. And this might be outing myself as a, a non true ball watcher. But we've watched so much football over the years. I never knew that if you meant to throw the ball forward, right? If you got sacked as you were trying your, your very hardest to throw a forward pass,

17:48that it would count as if you had in fact thrown a forward pass, even if the ball goes backwards. If, if you watch that play in slow mo to me, it looked exactly like, uh, like an NFL film's textbook like, oh, this is Deacon Jones coming off the edge. And this is a textbook sack. Yes. That's where it looked like from chase young. I, I guess that's been a rule for a while. But it's crazy to me. Like it is, you know, like the baronstein bears that we think we know something has been a certain way our entire life. And then glitch in the matrix. I guess that's just not a fumble. It was, it was doubly confusing because not only was it, if it was a pass, it was a backwards pass. And then it was also open hand through the throwing motion, which should be a fumble. I, I don't understand it. He was don't understand it at all. What we're forgetting is he was trying his very best to fall forward flying backwards, flying back to the tuck rule. Like it didn't, but you didn't know existed. But it's either a fumble or a pass in both, both ways a backwards pass is a fumble.

18:50But that's the thing that makes no sense. I guess since he fumbled as he was moving forward, then the ball. It's, it's the dumbest thing ever. And there has to be a time that we've seen it. There has to be time we've seen this play. I feel like we have seen this play before. Yeah. But apparently it's just not a fumble. They gaslit all of America and they're like, you thought you know, no, you dumb bitch. You don't know the rules to football. Here's something to get a little more confusing. Like I, I've been trying to teach my, my kids the rules to football, which by the way, I don't know if you guys have tried to explain football to someone either a child or a foreigner. A foreigner, yeah. Goddammit is did they make this game confusing? It's very tough. It's really hard to explain to someone and, and like simple terms. You kind of take it for granted that because we've been watching it so long. Yeah. But holy fuck, then you throw in something like this, I would know what to say. I probably just turned off the TV and like, we don't know, we don't watch football anymore. We don't know the rules. Jared golf against the Saints. Like they're, they're Saints fans. Oh, true.

19:50Like this is fucking, this fucking guy. Yeah. Well, it's not just even Jared golf. It's just only a rule that would be enforced against the Saints. Yeah. If it were to hurt the New Orleans Saints. It was crazy. So either way, the game, the, the first half was, was a tough watch. Both offenses look like their quarterbacks hadn't played in the preseason, which was the case. Tyler Schuck looked terrible. Uh, Jared got like the, the lion's offense looked kind of clunky. The, the, the lion's defense was, was playing well in the first half. And uh, then you forgot about Schuck because Schuck woke up and, uh, I think, uh, I that's our guy. He like it was, it was, it was, it was basically, he had one pass. I can't remember. I think it was to a lava that like, it clicked and he was like, oh, yeah, I am Tyler Schuck. And from that point on, he was incredible down the stretch. He scored on five out of the last six drives. He ended up with 410 passing yards. I think he's the, the leader in, in, in the NFL right now, uh, for passing yards. He was, he was awesome, but they came up short because they went for two in overtime.

20:54Which I actually agree with that. You're on the road. The lions are probably the better team. Uh, why not go for two and try to end the game right there? Yeah, it was the right call. Yeah, it was 100% the right call to go for it. And yeah, just kind of got unlucky. But, um, was it 410 yards for 110 yards? So he was the, uh, the leading pass of this weekend, I believe them. Yes, he is. He's, he's leading the NFL. And, um, there was, uh, there was one interception that even his interceptions are kind of, they're kind of crispy. Oh, he was so bad in the first half. That laser that he threw to the linebacker. That was a tough catch. And I think any other quarterback throws up all, uh, it bounces off the linebacker's hands, but because the spirals so good. It stuck in the linebacker's hands. It wasn't just like he looked bad, but the whole offense looked bad. There was multiple times I, I feel like just remembering the game that there would be like a receiver just not turning around and how the shark throwing it is back or something like that where all the timing was off. And then it just flipped and they just came alive. And the lion's defense got a little gassed. And, and it became a shootout out of nowhere.

21:56And it was awesome to watch. And for the lions, we, I know that we talk about him being the best running back in the NFL because he is, but I feel like somehow Jameer Gibbs is still underrated because he's so every single time he touches the ball. It's like, you know, anything could happen. He's just break, he broke, he forced 12 mistakels today. He had 186 yards from scrimmage, two touchdowns. He had 36 total touches and he now has 51 touchdowns in 50 career games. It's, he's just electric to watch. But every time he touches the ball, you're like, oh my God, what's going to happen? He's going to break this. You know how like you say ride the hot hand. Dang he was just like, yeah, Gibbs is, he is our hot hand. Yeah, he's our hand. So we're just going to keep thin and ball and why not? Why not do that and just spam Gibbs until, until somebody can stop it? Yeah. Uh, good. I think this is, you know what? I hate to do this in just the second game. I think this was the best loss of the week. Oh, I think for the Saints, I'm going to, they jumped the Texans on this.

23:00Okay. I think this is the best loss of the week. Uh, number two right now would be the Houston Texas because they, yeah, they look bad in the first half. Shuk looked awesome in the second half. The offense looked good in the second half and, um, Chris Alavez, Guardian cap just keeps getting bigger. Yeah, and bigger and bigger. But also we said it in the cave. It's the best looking Guardian cap in the league. It's got, yeah, it's gold. It's like a real nice gold. It's got all the undulations in it. You can see it kind of looks like a, uh, I, I, I, I, I think all of the Guardian caps are better this year. I also saw there was a really good looking Guardian cap in the Chargers game as well. Oh, really? They freshened up. I think they freshened up. They made the, the Guardian caps look better because they do, it did, it was noticeably better. Chris Alavez was awesome in this game. Yeah. Ten, 10 catches, 182 yards. And he is one of those guys that, I mean, I have no problem with anyone wearing a Guardian cap, but he's one of those guys. I'm happy he's wearing a Guardian cap because he, like anytime he goes down, you're like, Oh, no, did he hit his head again? And he wants to watch him play football. He is also the slowest guy to get up after every play. Yes. Like if he does fall down, you have to think, Oh my God, I hope he's all right.

24:03Um, I just had a dumb thought. Why doesn't every defensive player wear a Guardian cap? You could get like an additional half inch on the size of your helmet that might get in the way. True. Hit a ball. True. Yeah. Every inch matters, right? It's a game of inches. I always say that. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Those are better. Guardian caps are better this year. Well, is that this year? Is that last year? Yeah, that has to be a lot of this preseason must have been preseason. I think they did. That was preseason. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Okay. They look nicer. Yeah. Do you buy Dan Campbell saying I'm not concerned about the defense. We have to tighten some stuff up because they did the Saints were able to kind of have their way with them in the last quarter and a half. I do not buy that. I think he is concerned. And I think they just restructured some contracts. I think they're going to try to sign or trade for for someone. Yeah. I don't think you get permitted. I don't think the line is done in Brian Branch back eventually. So that would help. But yeah, I mean, Brian Branch, when he's playing and when he's healthy is one of the best defensive backs in the entire NFL.

25:04So that's going to be huge. But I do think that they're I don't think that this starting lineup is going to be the starting lineup for the Lions in say a month or a month and a half. Yeah. I think they'll make it addition. This is a fun game to watch Tyler Shock. He's just got to start faster because it really was. They did kind of just get into a hot. I mean, they were down 21 nothing. That game that game felt like it was completely over. Mm-hmm. And like I said, he just caught fire. And that's kind of what he's done. The end of last year, it's just can you do it for four quarters? Who was who was in the booth making that that call on the phone? Was that big hand squad? Those. Oh, I don't know who was in the boot. Well, Pereira was the one on the on the mic selling it to America. He was. Yeah. He was he was gaslighting. And he's I you know what? It's reached the point where I've read the rule book down. I think they just changed the rule book today. Mm-hmm. I think after that call, somebody logged online. Yeah. They didn't even give us the like courtesy of the hey, this is a point of emphasis. Any ball thrown backwards is not going to be a fumble anymore.

26:06Yeah. We would have watched for it in the Hall of Fame game. This is ridiculous. I did you know that? I did. I did you know that? No. Did anybody in the booth know that? No. It was the most clear fumble ever. We watched more like we watched the replay that we'd have the sound on and then you know, watch another game turn back on. It was like how do the lions have the ball back? Yeah. Like where did the touchdown go? I don't care what they say. I don't care what they say. That's that was a lot of trouble. I agree. So you think Saints win. You're are you awarding the Saints a win? Yeah. Shuck, shuck on that game. Okay. So who gets the game balls? Shuck. There are eight of them. Remember it's Galave. Chase Young. Chase Young. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. The referees for getting the call right. That in your mind. They're back up running back and score to touchdown. We really need. We need an HN. Oh. No offense. No offense. On. Yes. Saints out of nowhere. People forget. Yeah. We missed that name. HN. Yeah. He will know. No.

27:06Kendrick. Kendrick Miller. Yeah. That was another thing I forgot today. What? I forgot that his name pronunciation is now HN. We interviewed him. We interviewed him. Remember when Hank flared? I know. I remember. Because the book is so... There was a point in the case today where I was like... I was like, we're not watching the Dolphins game. Why are we rooting for HN? HN. Yeah. Well, I do kind of blame Hank because Hank, he picked HN to score in our group parlay. You know what I'm talking about that Hank? We had seven out of eight. He did not score in our group parlay. And I blame him because... No, it's six out of nine. I don't blame you for picking him. Absolutely. I blame you for picking him and then mispronouncing his name the entire time. I feel like that was bad. I was calling him HN the whole time. Not at the start. Stephen Chey was not. But he, you know, is brains gone. Yeah. I mean, listen, he had his chances. They're back up score touchdown from like the one-yard line. That's just how football goes sometimes.

28:06That is. And the last leg was the Packers. So it didn't matter. It didn't matter. Yeah. Yeah. You kind of thrown Rico into the bus with that one. I didn't say his name. Oh, also a man of you. Yeah. A mon-row is awesome. He's just a... He's a... He's the most dependable like we need a first down. We need a big catch guy. Maybe in the league. Where you're just like, okay, we'll just go to a mon-row. He's that type of guy. The way that he run... When they hit him close to the line of scrimmage, from that point on, he kind of runs like he's a tight end. Yeah. And he will just run people over. Usually smaller than some of the guys like the linebackers that are taking down. But if you get him the ball and like a tunnel screen, he will break three tackles. If you need six yards, he will get you seven yards. And not only that, but if you're... Yeah. If you're sitting... If the lines are sitting at like a third and six, you just know that he's going to get open on like a slant or some type of route that will get him exactly seven yards to get that first down. Yeah. It's crazy. And he ended up scoring the touchdown and overtime. Yeah. What's the game winning touchdown? We went to a two point conversion.

29:08Do you think they should have done a two point conversion in regulation? Nah. There's too much time. There's like a minute left. Go to overtime. Gotta go to... Gotta go to overtime there. New overtime rules. I mean, they're not new new, but like it is nice to get to see... I do like it. The whole thing. Yep. All right. Next up, Bangal's 33 bucks 27. If I told you, Zach, on Friday, that the Tampa Bay Buccaneers would not punt in this game and Jamar Chase would catch two balls for 12 yards, what would you have said the final score would be? And a pick six. And a pick six. I would say that we win in great fashion. Yeah. Unbelievable fashion. Unfortunately, not the case. Four fumbles negated all of that because the Bengals have a defense now. Yeah, it was a whole game can just down a turnovers. Four fumbles. 24 points off of those fumbles. That's an uphill battle for any team. Yeah. It almost seemed like the Bengals' defense was outpacing their offense.

30:12Like for anybody that's in that locker room on the defensive side, today must have felt like such a great... Oh, yeah. Great moment where you hit the locker room after the game and you're like, hey, try to keep up, Joe. They give up 20 points. We got you. We got you. We got you, little bro. If the Bengals' defense can give up 20 points and force that time, I mean, obviously not going to force four fumbles every game. But 20 points against a very good offense in the Tampa Bay Buccaneers. The Bengals are going to be a scary, scary team. And it's hard to like... You want to be more frustrated about the like ball security today, but the flip side of that is like bigger extending a lot of places, how we get points sometimes. So like taking those risks is also like a highlight of the team. So I completely agree with that. You can't... Yes, obviously the fumbles are bad and you don't want them. And there was the one where he's going in. But a big part of your offense is Baker being able to keep plays alive and kind of like never giving up and being a tough motherfucker. So yes, sometimes these games will happen. But I came away from this game being like, watch out for the Bengals because like I said,

31:14Jamar Chase was two catches for 12 yards and the Bengals' defense had four sacs, six QB hits, four so's, four fumbles. They, they just played better than they have. I guess they played a little bit better at the end of last year, but they look like they are a real unit. And on top of that, the Bengals offensive line played well. Like the Todd Bowles blitzed a decent amount and they held up. Joe Borough said it in the post game. Like they did a good job and they won that battle and they were able to run the ball. Joe Borough was under center more. Joe Borough ran the ball. Like he said it before the season, he was going to use his legs more. It felt like the Bengals, that was like a complete Bengals victory, especially early in the season that we haven't seen in a long time. Yeah, I think they finally got the message that we, like these games in September have to be treated like desperation. Yeah. Because if you don't stack these and they're going to be fucked down the road. But Baker, the, the plays where Baker was getting drilled on, he was doing a good job extending and then just kind of let the guard down.

32:17And I think he got, he got ragdoll worse than any quarterback that I saw this week. Yeah. There were a couple of times where he just, no awareness of whether the clock should be going on at some point. And Baker said, Kyler, Kyler, yeah. But Kyler, I, that was just, that wasn't a rag, not a ragdolling. That was just a ragdoll. Not the victim blame, but we can, we can get the Kyler. Yeah. A little bit later. But yeah, Baker, you got to have a clock. Yeah. Baker had no clock. Yeah. That's when it falls on me. I think they had 17 points off my turnovers. It turns out to be a one score game. And it, it did feel like they were, they were going to get back in the game. But the, the Bengals did a good enough job. I mean, I was just in print like, it feels like most Bengals games that we've watched in the last few years have been kind of the same script of like shoot out big play after big play, bad defense. But the Bengals can always answer because they have those big play, that big playability. The, the Bengals say, what, what did Mike Gaseki end up having? Because it felt like Joe Burrow was under center taking the, taking the things that the defense gave him like methodical drives.

33:19Gaseki had five catches 78 yards. Right. And that was, I mean, and I think Drew Sample had a few catches too. So like I count those as the same guy. Three more sessions for Drew. Yeah. But though that's definitely one of those tight end pairings where it's like, that should just be, it should just be Mike Sample. Yeah. I, I think that, you know, same thing about Knox and Kincaid. Yeah. And Dalton Schultz. The entire Rams, uh, uh, tight end, all the, all one guy, that actually should be, why don't we do that for fantasy? How can we combine their three names? You should just draft tight ends, tight end, like the entire team's tight ends in fantasy. That would be sick. Why don't see, why don't we do that? Higby and Park and so I, they're identical twins, right and convinced of it. Yeah. So I count those guys the same. So he was hitting his tight end. He, he, he had eight completions to his tight end for almost a hundred yards. Yeah. And, uh, McPherson was drilling them today. I think he had two fuel goals over 50 yards.

34:21Uh, great, great week one win for the bangles. Hank, are you scared of the bangles? Bangles are good. Yeah. Okay. Scared is not like their formidable opponents. Yeah. They, they, they, yeah. But I feel like today was like a weird like the AFC kind of got its groove back. The bills, the bills are the team. Like it's, it's, they looked really good. Josh Allen's in his prime and they're, you know, they've been there. They're knocked on the door. They are the team that, you know, should be the team to beat. Can I give you another team? Sure. Ravens 41 Colts 23. Yeah. Cause the Ravens offense, St. Four flowers had 150 yards. He didn't play the entire second half. Yeah. 150 yards. And when I was a hamster, which actually is a big deal. Cause they think they, they lost their first and third wide receiver, which is just very Ravens to be like, look how sick our offense is. We have Declan Doyle, a new Jesse mentors here. Things have changed. Oh, yeah.

35:21Now we are just going to go back to not have any wide receivers. Yeah. It was a great debut for Jesse Menter. Everything looked perfect for the Ravens. This is exactly what you want to see. And for a new offensive play collar, not forgetting about Derek Henry, like, let's get him started. Still has it. Derek Henry still got it. It's insane. He's 32 years old. The running back should not be this good. At 32 years old, he's played 10 years in the NFL as a running back. And like seven of those years have been massive amounts of carries. He is. I think it was his 56th 100 yard game. It was his, I know that he broke a NFL record. It was his 26th 100 yard game with multiple touchdowns. That's the NFL record. Yeah. 26 times. He's had at least 100 yards and multiple touchdowns. That's stupid. I mean, he's just, I don't understand how he is. He's just a complete anomaly into what we know about running backs and how it's like,

36:23oh, you know, you got to get him early because they only want to get the miles on him, want to get their second contract. Derek Henry's, he's 32 years old. Yes. So he's got 125 career rushing touchdowns. So he passed Marcus Allen today, third all time. And he's behind Emmett Smith and LT. He's, I mean, he's, didn't we have this debate the other day that like he could be, I guess though, I guess there's other running back, but like he's going to be one of the last running backs that's going to go into like Hall fame for running backs and get very difficult. So yeah, yeah, I mean, you would have to have like a running back that maybe was sticking around on a dynasty for a while. Or yeah, like a trail Davis where it's like his peak for four years. Yeah. Maybe Sequan will qualify for that, but running backs don't have long enough careers anymore. Besides Henry, the running backs, I would think would have a chance might be Christian McCaffrey. Yeah. But again, that's like a lot of cash. It's starting. Yeah. It's the Lions.

37:23Yeah. If they continue on this path, then maybe Jumir Gibbs. But Derek Henry, he's, he's one of last. Incredible. Yeah. Also, this is another team. So I think there's just a trend now. And we've talked to a lot of our football guests that know football better than us. I think where Lofsky's a big, a big guy with that. Nate Tyson said this stresses a lot, but quarterbacks going under center. Lamar was under center more than he's ever been in his career in this game. 67%. So that's probably a Declan Doyle imprint, you know, being like, does a new team. We're going to run things differently. And it changes how teams can defend you because you can do a lot of stuff under setter. So Joe, bro and Lamar under center more than usual. Yeah. Is Declan Doyle the coordinator whose name sounds most like a bar owners? Yeah. Definitely. Yeah. Yeah. He's about certain. Come on down to Declan Doyle's. Yeah. He wears a Scally cap. He's got like the pock marks on his face. Steckland Doyle. He's a fucking great guy. Yeah, like a flame tattoo coming out of his sleeve.

38:25He's a great guy. Yeah, right. Drives a motorcycle. Didn't go to Notre Dame, but bleeds for the Irish. You know that. Yep. All right. There is a there is a bar owner named Declan Doyle who owns Doyles of College Street in Dublin, Ireland. Perfect. I mean, there's got to be a shitload of Declan Doyles in Ireland. Yeah. Declan Doyle. Which yeah, you are called. Doles of College Street. Mike Smith famous. Yeah. Yeah. What time is it in Ireland right now? Max. Don't, don't. Declan Doyle got like 2 DUIs, but not technically convicted of either. I don't think they do DUIs in Ireland. He just had to volunteer. I'm saying like the generic Declan Doyle. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like gave up his keys to the judge and say, Hey, just let's boys will be boys. I'll stop, but you can have my keys. Yeah. Declan Doyle. 345 AM. Give my ring. Yeah. Hey, congrats on your first game. Declan there. Got Lamar under center. Love that. It's post-out stuff from the kid.

39:26Shadow Teclan's an old town. Our one of our favorite parts. Yeah. But yeah, the Ravens, I don't know who they're going to have be wide receiver if they flower us a mistime. As for the Colts, that's got to be one of the worst losses today. Yeah, because you know, you expected the Ravens are really good. You might lose, but their defense looked got absolutely gashed and Danny Dimes looks rusty. I guess you should give him, we should give him some time, but he did not look great. Yeah, they just look this, the final score is a lot closer than this game was. 41-23 is not indicative of to what this game felt like and how, how quickly like I think the Colts scored first even. And then how quickly the Ravens were in control of this game and dominated this game. If you look at all the nerd stats out there, Daniel Jones ranked towards the bottom of the league this week. He wasn't good. No. No. Yeah, he looked rusty, which I guess, you know, he is coming back from... Did he have officially in a killies?

40:27Remember, it was like a weird... Yeah, it was in a killies. I think he had maybe... They called it something else. He had like a sprained ankle and maybe a fibula. All of the broken legs. And the broken legs. Yeah. He broke that, then his season kind of fell off a little bit and then he popped the killies. That's right. He tried to play with the broken leg. Yeah. Yeah, I remember now because we all were like, how do you play with the broken fibula? That sounds very serious. That was one thing today and I know that this is not stating anything like that isn't very obvious, but the amount of... The violence of the hits in the NFL versus college football is so different. And I think I said out loud during the gambling cave today, I was just like playing the NFL most hurt so much. Like so much. It just hurts. Car crash. It's got to just hurt so bad. I mean, playing high school football hurt. You wake up the next day feeling like you got run over by a truck in high school. But I can't... Yeah, watch the NFL. And like it's routine hits. It's routine like, oh, that guy just got slammed to the earth and now he's up and he's

41:28walking around and he's got to, you know, play another... Down. You know what I was thinking about? Forget about the implications of whether or not the fake turf is worse for ligament injuries and all that shit. Do you think it just sucks more to play on the fake turf because in the morning you wake up and you've got burns? Yeah. Like your elbows and your knees. Yeah. You like take a shower and you're like, this sucks. That hurts. Definitely. That might be... That might be picking the little rubber, like black rubber balls out of your skin and suck beyond belief. And it's kind of crazy that Daniel Jones is playing quarterback right now. Yeah. Like we do lose sight of that sometimes is you have an Achilles injury and that used to be like minimum full year. Yeah. That's what I was saying, remember? A year and a half. About Kittle? And Kittle. Yeah. Kittle was out there in Australia playing and just let's see, Jacobi Lane. Shoot for human. Uh, fractured wrist. So Jacobi Lane will be out. That's your wide receiver three a few weeks. Yeah. So I don't know what... It feels like the Ravens are right exactly back to where they started where it's like,

42:29hey, Zayf Flowers, incredible game. Oh yeah, now we don't have wide receivers again. Yeah. It just sucks for them. Trae and Hendrickson was pretty good today. The pressure rate with him on the field was 59% without him on the field. It was 20%. Okay. So the Ravens are probably pretty happy still that they got cold feet on the Max Grasby situation. Yeah. I would say so. And yeah, I think that Colts probably have what if we had to maybe we'll do it at the end, like who had the worst loss, but I think the Colts are up there. Yeah. Because it was an ass kicking and because at home at home and it's like, yeah, if you lose this game to the Ravens, if you look okay, you can live with it. But it was the third most points they let up in an opener in the Indianapolis era. They allowed 566 yards, which is the most in the in the era in the Indianapolis and they lost by 18, which was six worst worst defeat in their home opener. So not good. Boms over Baghdad.

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45:34the colds, but like saints, good game, even killed long season. I might overreact to this one bears 59 Panthers 37 because I think you should overreact to it. That was a fucking insane. That was insane. I don't know that it's possible to overreact to how good the offense looked. The bears scored two touchdowns in the first quarter for the first time since 1988, 1988 was the last time they scored two touchdowns in the first quarter. Caleb Williams, that's honestly crazy. That's crazy. Like you would think that there'd be a game that just luck into two touchdowns, two offensive touchdowns in the first quarter. Caleb Williams in his rookie season in 2024, the bears in it took till their fourth game of the season for the bears to reach 59 points. They did it in four quarters today. It was I mean, everything worked. Everything worked and it was insane to watch like Caleb Williams, the throw he made to

46:38Cole Comet was erotic. The throw he made when he was going across his body and absolute laser down the field. Cliff Raymond looked awesome as like his security blanket, the run game. There was 291 yards rushing. Caleb had 60 yards, two touchdowns. Menongai had 100 yards touchdown. And Deandre Swift who looked incredible just got paid 124 yards, three touchdowns. It was awesome to watch defense, different story offense though. Ben Johnson said we're trying to break the record. And so far, obviously small sample size one game. Good start on pace to break the record on good start to get 4,000 yards passing from Caleb. The mustache is a nice addition. My only red flag with that is like what took him so long? Well, I think that is a great look on Caleb. I think he lost in the off season. He like lost 10 to 15 pounds and like gained some muscle. Like if I ever whenever I go to just mustache, it means that I got on the scale and I've lost like 10 pounds because that is a good move when you when you're when you've cleaned

47:41up a little. The first thing you want to show off is like check out this chin. I got the lower half of the face. Yeah, the lower half of the face. If it's swollen, you can't go mustache. Correct. You got to go beard. But when I saw the mustache, I thought to myself this now this is a guy that is going to absolutely light it up for the bear said. If you have a mustache and you play quarterback for the bearers, I can't emphasize enough how strong of a fit that is. He's got the aura. Yeah, it was just it was insane to watch. He was he just looks so calm. Yes, I know it's the panthers. So the panthers, they're not they're not the best team. I'd say that that's fair. They did. They were in the playoffs last year. I remember they kind of they gave the Rams a game in that playoff game, but I'm not going to pretend that the panthers are the Texans or the Seahawks defensively. There is there is some people. I did go on a little bit of a retweet spree after the game. There was a guy who's a panthers fan, the four man rush. He said before the game today is belt day for the Chicago Bears, the entire state of Illinois, the city of Hammond and bears FC worldwide is in absolute fear right now.

48:45No more hiding behind a fluke 2020 25 season. That was inflated by a cupcake schedule. You got to see us now in this beat down will be brutal. There's your last chance to delete your weak trash talk post before the beat down at the bank. How many places are called the bank? There's a lot. There's a lot of banks, but it was a belt game. It was a belt game. It was a belt game. It was a belt game. He should he should have to throw away all of his belts. Yeah. And it was like other than I mean, yes, the Luther burden fumbled to start. I was like, oh shit, that wasn't great, but just just total command. The offense looked great. The fourth and one. I know people were the people were probably pissed about that. Weird moment. But I think that Ben Johnson is just going to do what he wants to do. Like you you can't you obviously can criticize anything, but I'm of the belief, like if you're going to buy into the Ben Johnson way of thinking, you just got to be like, I do whatever. And I'm going to back you. And I think I'm there with him. The thing is with Ben Johnson, unlike a lot of other coaches, he has a reason for everything that he does.

49:45Correct. If you love the look, if you were to ask him why he did something, he will have an explanation for you and you might disagree with the explanation. It might be dumb at times, but he will have a reason that makes sense in his own brain why does it? Whereas a lot of other coaches kind of do things based on vibes or this is what I think I'm supposed to do. So you yeah, you will live and die with a coach that says, you know, I'll back up what I say. There's a there's a reason why I'm doing everything out here. And the offense was pretty much you can't ask for a better debut. Yeah. I am there with Ben Johnson where like I will I will hand over all free will and thought and just give it to him and be like, whatever you say, I will just say, I will just do whatever you do whatever you decide. I will say, yes, that was the correct decision. Did you toss him the keys? Yeah, the keys are the keys are are long gone. Keys are in his hands. I'm hiding in the backseat of his car so that I can be like, Hey, please take me home with you. That's where I'm at with Ben Johnson. It was it was and guess what? The other crazy thing and I I'm not going to say that Ben Johnson did this on purpose because that would be very silly and like ridiculous.

50:49But Colson Loveland had zero catches. He's the best skill player the bears have. He had zero catches. He led the bears in receiving yards last year. He had zero catches. He had two targets. Caleb actually one of his misses today was to Colson Loveland. He threw it behind him. I there Ben Johnson is so crazy. He's like, I'm going to score 59 points. And we're not going to use Colson Loveland just to let everyone know like when we do use him, then it's on. I still got one. Yeah, I still got one in the chain. Holding a card back just just in case. The defense does look like it's a problem. Oh, yeah. Big time. That's going to be an issue. And we don't know how good the Panthers are. No, cocker looked awesome. Yeah, no, we may bright young look pretty comfortable. I do like watching TET. I like watching cocker play. Mm hmm. So they've got a couple pieces, but I don't think that their offense who would call it, you don't expect them to be in the top 10 league. No, I went into this game being like, if the Panthers have their way with the Bears defense, it could be a really long season for the Bears defense. I just didn't think the offense was going to be this explosive and kill him. Like just the way he, he processes now, he looks so comfortable in the offense and the

51:50way he moves in the pocket and keeps plays alive. And I mean, his running, I mean, that, I saw that he has like the fastest quarterback runs. I think he's got, I can't remember. I still don't know how they do the Miles Brower. I like in terms of on field stuff, or a giant score. Giant's look good. I can't get such a bum. These stinks. Or your tip, Matt, the chip in the shoulder pads is that what it is? Is that how they figure it out? I think there's a chip somewhere. Fastest runs by a QB in 2025, 2026 seasons, the top four are all kill blimps. He reached 21. He's over 20 miles an hour, basically, every time he like really lets loose and goes. And he did that with that 30 yard rushing touchdown where he was reading the whole field. No one was open. He's like, fuck it. I'll just go. Yeah. I mean, the defense can be a problem. I, the enemy, I can, I'm never going to be able to say his name. Looks good. He was kind of all over the field, but it was one of those situations where you're always

52:53a little nervous when your safety is has to make a bunch of tackles and he's in a bunch of plays and you're like, why, where's, where's never, where are the other dudes? Yeah. Where's defensive line? Where's the linebackers? But I can't, there's, I can't complain about anything today because that was so much fun. 59 points is so many points. It's so many points. It's so many points. And they, and that was, I, they weren't really running any plays with like six minutes left. Like they could have gone 60 if they wanted to, but a 50 burger. It's, it's incredible. It's absolutely incredible. And, oh, I have one other treat I just wanted to read this from Title Town Talks. There's a Packer fan. He said, Bryce Young is significantly better than Caleb Wums. He's taking complete control of the game. The difference in their game is night and day. I bet the Bears wish they could swap QBs. I wonder when this was Tweet, a one 13. So it's probably like, first round. First round. No, it's probably like early second quarter. Oh, one 13, yeah, one 13 central. Yeah, yeah. Okay. So early second quarter. Bryce, Bryce Young is taking complete control of the game.

53:55Yeah, I don't know about that. I actually don't think there was ever a point in that game where that tweet was a gambling problem called 1-800-CAMBLER. 1-800-MIRE-RECET. Connecticut called 888-7897777-OR-VISIT-CCP-G.org. On behalf of Boothook, Casino and Kansas, Bettax Pass through may apply in Illinois. 21 on over. Void in Canada. Bet with Draftking Sports Book to get bonus bets that expire in seven days or trade with Draftking's predictions to get predictions dollars that expire in one year. Event contract trading involves risk of loss. Predictions offer void in New York. Nonwithdrawable rewards issued as $50 click to claims every seven days for 21 days. One single use boost per customer per day. Players at the end of the final select game win offered. Valid for select football transactions on the platform for which it's been issued. Terms at dkng.co-slash-offer. Limited time offer. Nationwide based on sports book predictions and free-to-play sports contest availability. Ferry's by-state. Limited time offer. Bro, for you. No. I mean, Bryce Young had a couple of nice tries, but it wasn't like the bears weren't answering. Yeah. Yeah. Um, okay, anything else on this game? It's fun. Fun walks. I have no idea with the NFC South sucks.

54:57That's my final comment on this. But it's only for this week. It's only for this week. Oh, and for again, you lose this game if you're the Panthers and you're still in the driver's seat. Yeah. Oh, I had one last stat. This is just a Ben Johnson stat. This is why I give away my entire body. Uh, I wonder if I could sign that away. Would that be weird if I was like, if I went, I know I have a will because I know I went and like, did that whole process? But what if I change the will to be like, Ben Johnson gets to decide if I liver die if I'm like, yeah, you can do that. We can sign specific, yeah, specific play call stone. They call them up. Well, no, it's just like, yeah, if he ever gets in a coma, like, don't ask my wife. Don't ask my kids. Ask Ben Johnson. Yeah. In, in, uh, fourth and long situations, I feel like he'd ruthlessly pull the plug and be like, that's just a decision we had to make as a football team. Marshall uses, uh, use excluded no refunds. Okay, boys, we've been, I have, we, I feel like we have not overreacted much. We've been pretty caught like even like Texans, not a terrible loss, you know, outside

55:59the colds, but like, saints, good game, even killed long season. I might overreact to this one. Bears 59, Panther 37 because I think you should overreact to it. That was fucking insane. That was insane. I don't know that it's possible to overreact to how good the offense looked. The Bears scored, uh, two touchdowns in the first quarter for the first time since 1988, 1988 was the last time they scored two touchdowns in the first quarter. Caleb Williams. That's, honestly, crazy. That's crazy. That's crazy. That's crazy. That's insane. That's insane. There'll be a game that just luck into two touchdowns, two offensive touchdowns in the first quarter. Yeah. Caleb Williams in his rookie season in 2024, uh, the Bears in it, it took till their fourth game of the season for the Bears to reach 59 points. They did it in four quarters today. Uh, it was, I mean, everything worked. Everything worked and it was insane to watch like Caleb Williams.

57:03The throw he made to Colt Comet was erotic. The throw he made when he was going across his body and absolute laser down the field. Cliff Raymond looked awesome as like his security blanket, the run game. There's 291 yards rushing. Caleb had had 60 yards, two touchdowns. Menongai had 100 yards a touchdown. And Deandre Swift who looked incredible just got paid 124 yards, three touchdowns. It was awesome to watch defense, different story offense though. Ben Johnson said we're trying to break the record. And so far, obviously, small sample size one game. Good start on pace to break the record. Good start. Four thousand yards passing from Caleb. The mustache is a nice addition. My only red flag with that is like, what took him so long? Well, I think that is a great look on Caleb. I think he lost in the off season. He like lost 10 to 15 pounds and like gained some muscle. That's like if I ever, whenever I go to just mustache, it means that I got on the scale and I've lost like 10 pounds because that is a good move when you, when you're, when

58:06you've cleaned up a little. The first thing you want to show off is like, check out this chin I got. The lower half of the face if it's swollen, you can't go mustache. Correct. You got it. You got to go beard. But when I saw the mustache, I thought to myself, this, no, this is a guy that is going to absolutely light it up for the Bears. And if you have a mustache and you play quarterback for the Bears, I can't emphasize enough how strong of a fit that is. It's got the aura. Yes. Yeah. It was just, it was insane to watch. He was, he just looked so calm. Yes. I know it's the Panthers. So the Panthers, they're not, they're not the best team. I'd say that. That's fair. They did, they were in the playoffs last year. I remember they kind of, they, they gave the Rams a game in that playoff game. But I'm not going to pretend that the Panthers are the Texans or the Seahawks defensively. There is, there is some people. I did go on a little bit of a retweet spree after the game. There was a guy who's a Panthers fan, the four man rush. He said before the game, today is belt day for the Chicago Bears. The entire state of Illinois, the city of Hammond and Bears FC worldwide is, is an absolute

59:09fear right now. No more hiding behind a fluke 2020 25 season. That was inflated by a cupcake schedule. You got to see us now in this beat down will be brutal. There's your last chance to delete your weak trash talk posts before the beat down at the bank. How many places are called the bank? There's a lot. There's a lot of banks. But it was, it was a belt game. It was a belt game. It was a belt game. It was a belt game. He should, he should have to throw away all of his belts. Yeah. And it was like, other than, I mean, yes, the, the Luther burden, uh, fumbled to start. I was like, oh, shit, that wasn't great. But just, just total command, the offense looked great. The fourth and one, I know people were, the people were probably pissed about that. We're in the moment. But I think that Ben Johnson is just going to do what he wants to do. Like you, you can't, you, you, I was thinking criticize anything, but I'm of the belief, like if you're going to buy into the Ben Johnson way of thinking, you just got to be like, I do whatever. And I, I'm going to back you. And I think I'm there with him. The thing is with Ben Johnson, unlike a lot of other coaches, he has a reason for everything

1:00:10that he does. Correct. If you love the look, if you were to ask him why he did something, he will have an explanation for you. And you might disagree with the explanation. It might be dumb at times, but he will have a reason that makes sense in his own brain why it doesn't. Whereas a lot, a lot of other coaches kind of do things based on vibes or, right, this is what I think I'm supposed to do. So you, yeah, you, you will live and die with a coach that says, you know, I'll back up what I say. There's a, there's a reason why I'm doing everything out here. The, the offense was pretty much, you can't ask for a better debut. Yeah. And I'm, I am there with Ben Johnson where like I will, I will hand over all free will and thought and just give it to him and be like, whatever you say, I will just say, I will just do whatever you do, whatever you decide, I will say, yes, that was the correct decision. And you toss him the keys? Yeah. No, the keys are, the keys are, are long gone. Keys are in his hands. I'm hiding in the backseat of his car so that I can be like, hey, please take me home with you. That's where I'm at with Ben Johnson. He was, it was, and guess what? The other crazy thing and I, I'm not going to say that Ben Johnson did this on purpose because

1:01:10that would be very silly and like ridiculous. But Colson Lovelin had zero catches. He's the best skill player the Bears have. He had zero catches. He led the Bears in receiving yards last year. He had zero catch. He had two targets. Caleb actually, one of his misses today was to Colson Lovelin. He threw it behind him. I, there, Ben Johnson is so crazy. He's like, I'm going to score 59 points and we're not going to use Colson Lovelin just to let everyone know like when we do use them, then it's on. I still got one. Yeah. I'm holding a card back just, just in case the defense does look like it's a problem. Oh, yeah. That's going to be an issue. And we don't know how good the Panthers are. No, cocker looked awesome. Yeah, no, we may, Bryce Young look pretty comfortable. I do like watching, uh, TET. I like watching cocker play. Mm hmm. So they've got a couple pieces, but, um, I don't think that their offense, you would call it, you don't expect them to be in the top 10 league. No, I went into this game being like, if the Panthers have their way with the Bears defense, it could be a really long season for the Bears defense. I just didn't think the offense was going to be this explosive and kill him.

1:02:10Like just the way he, he, he processes now, he looks so comfortable in the offense and the way he moves in the pocket and keeps plays alive. Uh, and I mean, his running, I mean, that, I saw that he has like the fastest quarterback runs. I think he's got, I can't remember if I still don't know how they do the Miles Brower. I, I'm like in terms of on, on field stuff, or a giant shot score, giants look good. That gets such a bum. These stinks. Or your tip, the chip in the, uh, the shoulder pads. Is that what it is? Is that how they find out? There's a chip somewhere. Uh, fastest runs by a QB in 2025, 2026 seasons, uh, the top four are all kill blamps. He reached 21. He's over 20 miles an hour, basically every time he lit, like really lets loose and, and goes. And he did that with that 30 yard rushing touchdown where he was reading the whole field. No one was open. He's like, fuck it. I'll just go. Um, yeah. I mean, the pit, the defense can be a problem. I, the enemy, I can, I'm never going to be able to say his name.

1:03:13Looks good. He was kind of all over the field, but it was one of those situations where you're always a little nervous when your safety has to make a bunch of tackles and is in a bunch of plays and you're like, why, where's, where's ever, where are the other dudes? Yeah. Where's defensive line? Where's the linebackers? Uh, but I can't, there's, I can't complain about anything today because that was so much fun to walk 59 points is so many points. It's so many points. It's so many points. And they, and that was, I, they weren't really running any plays with like six minutes left. Like they could have gone 60 if they wanted to, but a 50 burger. It's, it's incredible. It's absolutely incredible. And, uh, oh, I have one other treat I just wanted to read is from Title Town Talks. It was a packer fan. He said, Bryce showing it significantly better than Kale Williams. He's taking complete control of the game. The difference in their game is night and day. I bet the bears wish they could swap QBs. I wonder when this was Tweet, uh, one 13. So it's probably like, first, second, no, it's probably like early second quarter. Oh, one 13, yeah, one 13 central.

1:04:15Yeah, okay. Yeah. So early second quarter. Bryce, Bryce showing it's taking complete control of the game. Yeah, I don't know about that. Um, I actually don't think there was ever a point in that game where that Tweet was appropriate. No, they had the, I mean, Bryce showing had a couple of nice tries, but it wasn't like, the bears weren't answering. Yeah. Yeah. Um, okay. Anything else on this game? It's fun. Fun walk. I have no idea with the, the NFC South sucks. That's my, my final comment on this went on for this weekend, on for this week, on for again, you, you lose this game if you're the Panthers and you're still in the driver's seat. Yeah. Oh, I had one last stat. This is just a Ben Johnson stat. This is why I give away my entire body. Uh, I wonder if I could sign that away. Would that be weird if I was like, if I went, I know I have a will because I know I went and like, did that whole process, but what if I change the will to be like, Ben Johnson gets to decide if I liver die from like, yeah, you can do that. You can sign specific, yeah, specific play calls don't they call them up? Well, no, it's just like, yeah, if he ever gets in a coma, like, don't ask my wife.

1:05:16Don't ask my kids. Ask Ben Johnson. Yeah. And in, in, uh, fourth and long situations, I feel like he'd ruthlessly pull the plug and be like, that's just a decision we had to make as a football team. Uh, the, uh, games with 250 yards rushing since the start of 2025, the 31 teams, not named Chicago Bears have four. The bears have three. So they have three games with 250 plus yards rushing that, that's like the, you think like, offensive guru is going to pat. He still wants to be a physical team that establishes the run and demolishes you and the, the combo of Deandre Swift and Kyle Menongai, where Swift was so effective and then you see Menongai come when, when the defense is like completely gassed, Menongai comes in. He's just an absolute hammer and like, impossible to bring down. It's hell of a combo. So run the ball, be physical, score a lot of points. Yeah, I would say that this is, this is one of, if not the best, win the week. Yeah. How to get that defense, maybe to like the 20th best defense would be, I'd be cool

1:06:18with that. I think it's going to be a problem. We're going to be in shootouts pretty much every, we hit the over twice in this game. There's a perfectly average loss for the Carolina Panthers. Yeah. Although their defense got, yeah, I mean, that was a lot of yards. It was a tie. It was a shit. It wasn't, it wasn't good. Really a lot of yards. Okay. Next up, uh, this is basically the exact opposite game. There's 20 Falcons 13 where offense was pretty tough to come by for both teams. Different, for different reasons. Cooper Rush was a quarterback for the Falcons. That would be the explanation. Didn't play that bad though. Didn't play that bad, but you know, he, it wasn't like, it, it, Bijon, Bijon, excuse me, had 65% of their total yards. He had 173 yards, uh, himself. Cooper Rush certainly didn't play well. No, he did not play well. But I mean, on the, on the sliding scale of how well you think Cooper Rush is going to play on the sliding. It was pretty bad. I'm the guy got like, it was, like, it was.

1:07:20It was. Max, if you're talking in a 52 quarterback rating, it's like, like compared to every starting quarterback in the league, but that's not, we're talking about the third truck quarterback. Third string quarterback barely got any right. They were missing a game. Miss two field goals and had a pick six. Obviously, I had them in the hunger dog. I was like locked in on this game, but like he, I'm sorry that you're locked in on this game. He was like, they were in this game and the pick six was bad. TJ while made an incredible play. Their field goal kicker missed two, like, makeable field goals. Well, it was, it was a, it was a winnable game. Nick folk who actually looks like he's a hundred years old. He's older than his PFT. Yeah. That's his four one years old. Get him out of the league. He turns four. Get him out of the league. I know that he actually statistically was how it is. A trotious. He was not a bad kicker the last few years. There has to be someone younger than 42 years old who can kick a football. When he misses a field goal and they show him, like, cut to him with his stupid helmet, like that looks like he was playing in 1960.

1:08:20Like, I want to puke. And this is coming from a guy in Henry Lockwood who he can kick a field goal when his foot isn't dead. Yeah. But you know what? Like, I think that there's room in the league for kickers that look like absolute fat dorks. I'm sick of seeing jacked up kickers and they got the big biceps and they had cool helmets and tattoos and shit. Like, I kind of like seeing a kicker that just looks like a fat, pudgy white dork. They make kicks. Yeah. Yeah. Now, Nick folk did stink today. Oh, it's a shock. But I just want to rewind for a second. One thing I'm not going to allow this podcast to become is a Cooper Rush bashing podcast. I'm not. No, no. No, no. No, no, no. No, no, no. I mean, he is good enough to still be in the league, but you just cannot tell me that a guy who's going to be, he was older than us is the best option. I just don't understand it. Again, he was. He was good enough last year. He was pretty damn good.

1:09:20He was 28 for 29 last year, 21 for 22. So that gets us the answer. 29 for 30 the year before that. Like, yeah, he missed three field goals last three years. He missed two today. Mm-hmm. That hurt. That's a young way Koo doing. That's not reading this right probably not. No, no way. What are you trying to read numbers? He is numbers are hard. No, yeah, that was an eight. I'm right. I am right. Fuck off. Usually when you see eight, you think it's something different, but this means a number. Yeah, he was seven for eight from 50, uh, I don't fucking know. All right, you want to start? I was right. I was right. I was right. So that that I don't understand whatsoever, but it's one of those ones, you ever see someone tweet something and you don't know what they're qualifying or how they're explaining this. But it just looks really bad. And you're like hold up that. So, um, there's a database, some, some are sports data set that has one thousand and ninety seven games calculated on, uh, total EPA for, for the game.

1:10:26So like how what they're expected, what is it expected point average? What is the EPA? Let's figure that out first. Max, help us out. What does it mean? Environmental protection agency. Yep, that's exactly right. Okay. EPA just means good stuff. Expected points added. Yes. It's basically how to quantify how your offense is moving. Even like instead of just points, it's like how are you moving down to down? So out of the 1,000, 1,000, 97 games, this was the 1,069th worst game in terms of EPA. For both teams. Yes, combine. So it was an ask. So maybe Cooper Rush didn't play that well. This game was giant ass. In other words, yes. The dealer's offense does not look much different from what we've seen the last, I don't know, 10 years. I will say if DK Mechak could catch a ball, it might have looked a little different or also not push off. They did throw a few passes and a few routes that I've not seen out of the Steelers wide

1:11:28receivers. And he should have caught a couple. There were a couple that he probably should have grabbed too busy thinking about ice shelves, but it was it was a slightly different tweak to the same formula that we've seen from the Steelers. And yeah, if they don't have Nick Fulk missing those kicks, it might end up differently. You have to beat Cooper Rush worse than this. Now that being said, do we think that Cooper Rush actually played worse than two over of four? No, actually, I think he probably played better. Yeah, because the Steelers, I mean, in very Steelers fashion, they're very consistently the same team every year. And it was like, oh yeah, TJ Watson, absolute demon, two sacks, the pick six that ended the game. Cam Hayward felt like he swatted like eight balls down. Alex Heismith had two sacks. Their defense is still really, really good. It's just their offense is what we expect. And it's not like great stuff. One thing that you missed about TJ that I picked up on because I sit next to Jersey Jerry for these games, TJ has got a new muscle this year.

1:12:28Yeah, did you see that? Yeah, he said, yeah, in his arms. Yeah, he worked out extra hard. And I guess unlocked a new muscle in his forearm. His forearm, yeah, his forearm. So it's like completely different player, new weapon. That's so sick, which is pretty incredible for a guy that's been that's had such a great career. But yeah, new muscle, new muscle, the, the Steelers by the way are so, which I know that we just talked about the Bears and it had been since 1988, they scored two, two touchdowns in the first quarter. The Steelers have now gone 68 straight regular season games without scoring more than seven first quarter points. That's that's even a touchdown in a field goal. Yeah, 68 regular season games. It's a lot to the same team. Good for McCarthy though. Yeah, from McCarthy, when his first game as Steelers coach, does he look skinnier or is he just wearing black? He's wearing black and his paler. He's, he's been out of the sun. Okay, I thought he looks skinny. Yeah, I thought they were joking. Oh, no, he looks, he looks slim, dude. He looks really good. You didn't think he looks slim? No.

1:13:28I thought he was like, I disagree. I thought he looks, I thought I was like a ha ha. No, he looks, he looks like a line of the cow fatty is. Yeah, no, I think he maybe again, and maybe it's just the fact that he's wearing black now, but he looks. Yeah, look, I think it's. Yeah, look at his face. And he looks skinny, dude. Yeah, look at that. That's, he looks good. He should do the kill. Whoops. He should probably shave his beard and let us all see his jaw. That's a skinny guy. I also know what you're saying, Hank. During the games, the cameras didn't zoom in. Because in Dallas, they would zoom in. They would just, they would fit his face to like touch every side of the screen. Yeah, it's just like the screen would be nothing but Mike McCarthy's face and jowls. Yeah. The, the cameraman maintained a respectful distance today, I think. I think he looks pretty damn skinny. He does look at also after the game, Aaron Rogers gave Mike McCarthy a game ball, which oh, I didn't know that. Did he eat it? I guess Aaron Rogers just like in charge of, he's the coach of the team.

1:14:28I guess he's been there longer than Mike McCarty. He's like, good job, Mike. Welcome aboard to my team. Was that the whole problem with, with, with Rogers and Tomlin? He's like, I can't be, I can't give game balls because Tomlin's been here longer than me. That might have been it. Yeah, I might have, but it had, uh, we should say, uh, Darnell, uh, Washington put a man through the earth. That was one of the most violent stiff arms ever. He is so scary of a human being when he gets like, when he catches the ball and has even a little like five yards of, of space where he can get a little bit of speed going. That's crazy. And the thing is, I think he looks smaller. Yeah. I think Darnell Washington looks a little bit smaller than he did last year. Maybe by the end of the season, he'll get back up there, but he looks faster. Yeah. He's just the biggest guy in the NFL. That was, that was such a violent like you just got that guy's got to quit. He's got to quit that you can't go back on a football field after that and be like, hey, guys, I'm ready to play. That guy needs to call in sick for, uh, wondering when they do, when they watch the film.

1:15:33He needs to pull a shame, uh, and call in sick after the charges lost to the Cardinals. Oh, yeah, that's right. Shane did that. Um, you should be allowed to use a last-hot attack on them. I think that's fair. Cause like, you can't bring him down, man to man. Yeah, I don't even, actually, I think he's so big. I don't even think you could hit drop him. No, you just, you just, you just, you can't just hop on the backpack. He's like CT when he backpacked Johnny bananas. Yeah. He kind of looks like that when he's running down the field. It's crazy to watch. All right. So do we think the Steelers are any different than they've ever been? I think a little bit different. Cause Aaron Rogers doing my- My brother skinny. Yeah, he skinny. Aaron Rogers doing podcasts before games, which I like. Yup. He's got his own platform. Yup. Uh, I guess not his own, but his teammates platform. He finally could say what he's thinking. That's actually like underrated good teammate move on Aaron Rogers going on your teammates podcast instead of a national platform. So I get your buddy some views. We need to get him on big bends.

1:16:33Oh, Brandon Aubrey just missed an extra point. Brandon Aubrey just go for two. Yeah, you go for two there. It's the math. That is the math. Now they have to go for two. I also lied bet the Cowboys over 20 and a half. That stinks. I just realized that. Yeah, that stinks. That absolutely stinks. That's still hit the over though. I think who's lying to you anyway, you're playing the Steelers next weekend. I know. How? Jerry. Yeah. Yeah, I know too. Where's the game? In New England. That's going to be the Patriots minus three and a half. Five and a half. Oh, Jerry said it was wildly disrespectful. I kind of agree. I don't. The Steelers are the same team they've always been, which doesn't mean they can't be like a decent team because their defense again is very good.

1:17:36And the Patriots are desperate now. That's true. And they almost lost the Cobra. So like, right, the five and a half. I'm just I'm still I'm still I'm still down and just, you know, not feeling great after last week. So it seems crazy to be such heavy favorites, but it was a banner night. Yeah, it was hostile environment. 12 Spencer haus. Yeah, I think the desperation factor definitely plays in here where the Patriots need to win this game. So I would think. I don't know. I just I just so I didn't see anything from the Steelers. I was like, wow, that team is they're really different than what we've always seen from the Steelers. The more I think about it, I think the other team is just TG. It's hard to say because it's the Falcons. But shouldn't they have beaten the Falcons way, but they never beat teams like they are. They put those they never win games that they're supposed to win. Handle. Yeah, we're less on the Steelers one game like 37 to three or 37 to seven.

1:18:36Let's see. I can't remember one off the top my head. I think they beat down the Bengals after they lost to the Bengals like they beat the Patriots. Yeah. Oh, yeah, they beat the Bengals 34 12 last year. Okay. They're screwed off. Huh. They said Rudolph, QB1. Yeah, you're right. They don't they don't normally even with Cooper rush playing in Bajana. I feel bad for Bajana. I guess that would be the one takeaway if you're the Falcons. You did stay in this game and if Michael Panics can come back, maybe it looks a little different. And everyone in the NFC South did lose today. Yeah, that's the thing. That's a good thing. No, everybody had the same loss above replacement this week. Yes. Yes. Okay. Next game. Memes, you ready? Jets 23. Titans 10. Absolute beat down by the Jets.

1:19:38Memes. Feltos. Feltos. What a stress free day of watching football. This guy. The Jets go. Go in a Nashville and play a lifeless. That's what the reporters were saying after the game. And you love reporting lifeless Titans team. It was fun. You beat the shit out of them. Beat the shit out of them scored one touchdown. The game is over. The Titans had the longest play from scrimmages 14 yards. They can't do anything. They're the exact same team as last year. Not to overreact, but they looked just awful. They're not just the same team. They did the hypothetical if you combine the Jets and Giants, which they did. Yeah. You would just end up losing to the Jets. They would just still be the same. Yeah. They did change one. The uniforms look better. You could buy the Jets and Giants. You just lose to the Jets. But you know what I mean about the uniforms not looking real yet? Yeah, not yet. But I mean, they did look better. Like it was an easier screen to look at. Yeah. Is what I'm saying. It was pleasing to the eye to see that baby blue. But Memes, this was just an absolute shit pumping that you gave him.

1:20:42Geno look great. Geno. 3,612 days, I believe, since his previous start with the New York Jets. Yeah. He's back. The rushing attack looked really good. Oh, Breeze Hall looked awesome. Breeze Hall, Brailleen. And then it was Jets. I want Cam Ward to be better than he is because he seems like he's, I like his quotes. He seems like he's locked in. He's a good story. I don't know if he's going to be the guy or not. I want him to be. But every week, I feel like I get further and further from thinking that he is. Yeah. The, it, it, it does not look any different. It looks actually almost weirdly worse because the Jets dominated him that bad. Memes, that was the most you have the Jets of Outgain and Opponent in a week one game since 2016. 2014. Now, with Geno.

1:21:43So now you guys are back. Yeah, that could be one of those things that if he never got punched in the face, he probably still could be the quarterback. I think you also won like week one that year and then lost like seven in a row. Yeah, that sounds, that sounds right too. But yeah, that you, and you had also all your rookie, like Cd. Score to touchdown. Cooper had a nice, nice play. David Bailey had a sack. It's like, everything's coming up Jets. Memes, you're a winner. Yeah, Omar, Omar Cooper's first catch and run. I thought he was going to turn to the greatest receiver ever. Fortunately, they get her. The offense line looked pretty good too. Offensive line. They just gave all day to throw. Geno said, I don't think I got touched once all day. That's pretty good. Yeah, no, Geno was slinging it. Guys were just wide open and they, and credit to Aaron Glenn. They just stopped to the game plan. So right now the giants are winning. They're up 28 to 20, three minutes, 40 seconds left in the fourth. Yep. With the Jets winning, if this score holds, I believe the last time both teams won in week

1:22:47one was 2009. Damn, that's a long time. Yeah, that's a long, that's a long, that's a long, that's a long, that's a long, I remember 22 that they won on the same week a lot. But now we, yeah, I don't know about week one. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I remember the game. This is between this and the next, I mean, congratulations. He's got just a different, just completely, he's hanging sitting on that couch right now because he's a cock and New York is just like, all right. Do you feel it coming off memes? He's a different guy. Yeah, I'm happy for him. Me too. He's just a, he's a cheery guy. He's a different guy. You're not happy for him. He congratulated everybody. He walked back to the desk. He was like, congrats Max. Congrats, Colton. No, I didn't say congrats. Max wasn't sitting back there. I said congrats with Colton. Colton's out and he was just, yeah, he was the car nose. I have a question. That was an upset way and the jets were supposed to win that game. I had the, I bet the jets and giants were in the hungry dog. I was, I was pro New York this week. It's Cuperrush fucked you. Yeah, but I don't know the fucking Nick folk.

1:23:49Yeah, 42 year old kicker. Are the Titans Cuperrush played? Are the Titans the most depressed? Cuperrush did not play. He played fine for Cuperrush. The Titans are most depressed fan base right now currently. Yeah, because that like, yeah, without a doubt. And I know the Browns obviously are always in the conversation. It's not me. No, no, but hear me out. Hear me out. And we'll get to the Browns game. I don't, I'm not saying that Browns fans don't want to win. I do think they want to win. But I think because of the history of the Browns, their depression is almost like a personality trait that it's not like how do we get here. They're almost like, this is where we've always lose or city. Right. They're depressed because they're football team, but it's like, you know, a lot of artists have huge amounts of depression too. The struggle. And they still go out there and make like great music. Right. For example, but that's kind of the Browns fan base. Also the Browns fan base, they're more angry and pissed off.

1:24:49They're like, they're feeling something. Right. I think the Titans, their fan base might be so depressed that they're just kind of like, they're stuck in that. They're just numb. And they're like, well, this sucks. I don't feel anything. Almost, their, their owners almost like, like absentee parent who's like trying to buy it, buy them away with new gifts and shit. Like, hey, here are some new uniforms. Oh, new stadium. Oh, new coach. We got Jets and Giants coaches for you guys. Yeah, this is going to be fun. And it's like, no, we still suck. We just want you to be here and be present. The crowd like cleared out of this game. And it was, there was a fire sala chant that was audible. This is his first game. Is it tight? There was a guy who yelled back, bring Wizen Hunt. And you could hear it on the broadcast. That is some like, that is the most rock bottom thing you could ever say. Bring back Wizen Hunt. We miss it. We miss Mike Malarkey. Come on, guys.

1:25:49I'm laughing, but I'm not like, I feel for Titans. That's so weird. What do you think about Cam Ward? Because he was a great college quarterback his last year. He was a lot of fun to watch. I haven't really seen. No. Like, the best plays that he's made in the NFL have been plays that are like, oh, shit, please don't do that. Oh my God, I can't believe that worked. Yeah. I think it's a Cam Ward could be a good quarterback. He's in a terrible situation. So it's not like, I just always wonder about that. You know, like situation obviously matters, coaching matters. Yeah. I mean, look at Caleb year one to year two, like the coaching matters. So maybe he'll get better this year, but I have not seen it. They didn't have one wild ass play call today where they faked in the round that like ran behind Cam Ward and he tossed the ball up in the air. Yeah. Like he was pitching it to them, but he was just tossing it up to himself.

1:26:50And then I forget what happened after I think he just kind of ran forward, maybe took a sack on it. But for the first half that play, I was like, oh, shit, the Titans are up to something. This offense could be fun. And then it just wasn't fun. No, there's no fun. Um, yeah, Omar Cooper look good. Can you see the look to Austin memes? You got to be happy about everything. Yeah, I've heard up. What about Geno, Silling it? Where do we stand about Titans fan, ball in FB who said, if the Titans lose, I will walk from MetLife to Nissan Stadium. And then after the game, he said that all the people in my mentions, I'm not walking. Yeah. I would say that ball in FFB, you're cursing the Titans, but I don't really know what could get worse. Um, you know what I'm saying? I'm trying to think like, oh, no, you're not following through. You're going to, you're going to make the Titans bad. Stadium funding gets pulled. I think they already built it. Yeah, the inspector, the inspector does the walk through and he's like, you can't play

1:27:51football here. Oh, shit. There's an active volcano underneath this football. It's down to crack. And there's some, there's mold. Yeah. Yeah, he like, that's how sad that is that's actually ball enough FB is he, he is a perfect embodiment of the Titans current state. And the fact that he's making a claim not following through and I can't even be like, how could you do that, dude? Mm hmm. It's like, whatever. His punishment is bad enough. He has to watch the Titans. You know what I mean? Yeah. Normally when these things happen, like the BYU guy who had to stick a burrito up his ass, like, dude, we're going to see you stick this burrito up your ass. We're not going to stop bothering you till you put this burrito up your ass. Did you do it? Yeah, he did. Hell yeah. Uh, this guy, this guy, I don't really care. Don't walk. Who cares, dude? Titans, who cares? Memes, this, this stat is this true that this was the Jets first opening drive touchdown

1:28:51that they scored since 2016. That's sick. That is true. You guys are so back. I can't even begin like words are not covering how back you are. We are so back. What is going through your head right now? That the Jets are a year ahead of schedule. Oh, I love that makes it. There's nothing better than being a little bit ahead of schedule. Because they're not supposed to be good. They're plus what? 30,000 wins are so like bottom four team is expectation, but like today was one of those. It separates you from the dog shit. If that makes sense, yeah, that does make sense. Let me finish my thought and then I'll call you back. Thank you. But like, nah, now I lost my thought. I'm sorry. PFT, question. I'm a competitor part of my take podcast, barstall sports are the Jets too good. Too good? No, no, because there were still a ton of mistakes. Did you see the kick today from the kicker? I saw the kick from the kicker. It was like the worst kick in history. That was a really bad bad.

1:29:52Actually, let's go to our kicking expert, Hank. How bad was it? I didn't see it, but I'm all take PFT's word for it. He's the kick guy. It was garbage. It was just dead hook to the left. But then he figured out how to, but then he figured out how to, yeah, that happens. That happens. That might, that happens. But then he figured out, yeah, which also happens. But you didn't figure yourself out. I did. Then I got dead for it. Do you think that the Jets kicker is going to accidentally drive into his garage shorts tonight? I don't think so. I don't think so. But do you know what I'm saying? Like, why are, do you think the Jets might be too good for right now? No, because they still had that bad clock management at the end of the half. They just have some stuff to clean up. So obvious stuff to clean up. Are you worried that they might win too many games? That's what I'm asking. No, we have so many picks. That's the head of schedule. Okay. We have the Colt pick. We have the Cowboys pick. So yeah, yeah, you've got teams to actively root against. Yeah, this is a great year because you could ruin your draft stock while also ate watching other teams hoping they get you a high pick.

1:30:53Who do you have next? Packers. Dude, what if you beat the packers? That'd be so sick. Do it. I dare you to do it. So this was the separation game and then next week's a see where you're actually at. This is separation from the bottom from the bottom. Yeah. And now it's let's let's see what kind of football team you are. Okay. So if you win next week, you're now officially a good team. Yeah, I'm a good team. That's a good team. Good team. Good team. Good. Yeah. Where do you think you be? Where should we list the Jets and the power rankings? Not bad. But like if we're doing numbers. 17. Wow. That's good. Yeah. That sounds right. What about I do I am looking forward to just seeing the Jets name above the other teams that are oh one. Yeah. Yeah. Patriots Rams. Well, you think they'll be above them in the power rankings? One of them. You're talking about standings.

1:31:53I don't think you're talking about power. No, no, power. Yeah. Power. That's actually a good question. How many oh and one teams will the Jets at one and oh be behind in the power rankings? No, you have to be ahead of all of them because you're one of them. No, no, if that's how it works, when you play the tights. Yeah. You play who you play. That's from the entry. I agree. I agree with that. You're ahead of the Browns. Definitely. Head of the Titans. Head of the Colts. I put you ahead of the Chargers. That's the one I'm interested to see. What? I think it should go by record. Okay. Okay. Well, they already do have a certain sense. That sorts up by record. Yeah. That's just standing. You said standing. You don't want power rankings. You want standing. Yeah, you want standing. Which standings I could show you standing. But I'll screenshot it and send you standing. But the standing should have some influence. No, no, no, no, the power. I think they do. They have something. Yeah. So like the Colts last year, like where they ever number one in the power rankings, when

1:33:00I think they had the best record in the NFL. I think so. I don't think at a certain time they don't. I don't think they were. I don't think they were number one tomorrow. Tomorrow power ranking should be one through 16 of 1 and 0. No, I like. So you want me to change how I do power rankings for week one. Okay. Power rankings have gone one way forever. Memes is entitled to make his own power. Yeah. Please say when people get upset about my power, it's a make your own. So why don't you make your own and just have it be distinctly by by win loss. Yeah, you know, you have to be the standings, but week one. You guys are so like week one, right? I want to know. Yeah. And then there's other teams that don't have any wins. Mm-hmm. So they're 16 through 32. Right. No, we understand that concept. You're making this. This is. Memes is to your power rankings based on like the facts of what the records are. And then point differential to separate the teams that have identical records. Yeah, look, and that's your power ranking means do you are right now?

1:34:00I'm looking at it. You want to three, four, five, six, seventh in the power rankings. If you just go sort by record and then point differential, there you go. There you go. There we go. Great. Great. Hey, are you concerned about the jets? No. The jets are at all in all the power rankings right now. Why not? Because they're the jets. OK, well, never mind. Never mind, Hank. But if I were you, I would be a little bit concerned that they're building something. The future might not be totally dead. Yeah, they're ahead of schedule of not being a bottom four team, congrats. I found a power website that did power rankings already. Already? OK. They got the jets at 28. That's bullshit. It's up to spots. Wow, huge. That's a climber. You need to be up at least 12. Do you guys want to play who's on his anyway for jets, Packers?

1:35:01Yeah. Yeah, where is it? Jets. It's in New York. I looked it up. Jets minus six. I think it's after everything I just heard. I think it's Packers plus three. I'm sorry, Packers minus three. I'm going to say Packers minus four and a half. Bang. Four and a half. Nice. I thought it would be a little, I think that's respectable line for the, I thought that's they think I thought it would have been higher. So there, yeah, I think that they, they think the jets are going to be in that key. Well, but four and a half, yeah. The spread is, it is, is a power ranking of sorts. Yes. The Packers are all in one. The jets are one of the Packers are, they're favored by four and a half in. You're just going confused. I see where you're saying. I see where you're saying. I see where you're coming from. Vegas doesn't respect the power rankings. Yeah, that's true. That's the, yep, true. Okay, last game of the early slate, Jaguar is 34, Brown's 10. Jaguar is good, Brown's bad.

1:36:02That's about it. Dishon Watson really bad. Well, the score is, hold on. Better than it was. Yeah, hold on. It's just crazy to say because it was 34 at time. Is Dishon Watson Mr. Fourth quarter? He was seven for seven, 126 yards. The score was 34 to three. It was the absolute definition of junk, of garbage time. In quarters one through three, he was nine for 15 for 79 yards. Yeah. The Brown's had, the Brown's had, it's going to be tough to beat this one all season. Maybe the status field goal that we'll see all year. There were down 31, I believe in the third quarter, kicked a field goal to cut a four-score game to a different four scores. And then right after that immediately lost it back and went down, I believe 34 to three. Yeah. Todd Monkin, I understand why I did it. He's a first year head coach. You don't want to get shut out in your first game as a first year head coach.

1:37:04Yes. I'd agree. But also, well, you forgot about Mr. Fourth quarter. I forgot about Mr. Fourth quarter, but also extremely sad, kicked to have Todd Monkin send his team out there to try. And after the game, all the quick, he's very cool. Very quickly learning what it's like to be a head coach for the Cleveland Browns. Because every question was just, what are you going to do about the quarterback? He's like, I don't know, man, everyone sucks. He said, I'm sure it's hell not firing me when he was asked about some wants. So he's already getting defensive and being like, I am not going to, I'm not firing me, guys. I'm sure it's hell not firing me. I'm not firing our staff. I'm not getting rid of all of our players. He happens to be one of 53, so we'll evaluate everything. We just didn't play good enough. He didn't coach well enough. Also Todd Monkin, I'm not saying that I don't believe him because it seems like a nice guy. Did you see that he, he did a Dan Hurley in the post game? He drank his own piss? No, a different Dan Hurley had butted. He said we're not where we want to be and they better get us now.

1:38:09I don't know, dude. This is famously Dan Hurley calling this shot when he was like, get us now because we're coming. We're going to be a lot better and then he called the shot and won national titles. Todd Monkin is trying to do the same thing like, hey, you can beat us now but watch out for the Browns later. I hope you get your kicks in. Yeah, fun beating us this year and everyone's going to be like, yeah, okay, yeah, sure. Sure. That sounds actually awesome. I think we will do that. Yeah. The Jags have won, I believe it's seven in a row in regular season. Yeah, in the regular season. So nine, well, no, so they lost to the, to the bills, right? The playoffs, but it's so yeah, I guess it would be seven in a row. In regular season, they are often to look to awesome. Yeah, Trevor Lawrence was never like pressured. He threw the ball to nine, or ten different targets, nine different guys caught a pass. He looked super comfortable. They picked up basically right where they left off and it was, they dominated. They absolutely shit. They killed. They dominated the Browns.

1:39:10This was never a game. The Browns, the Sean Watson. We were wrong. Like obviously it's a long season, but the defense didn't look much better than like we thought the defense is going to be keeping them in games. Didn't happen today. Not at all. Did not happen. That's why I give a lot of credit to the Jags offense because I do think that the Browns defense, they're not this bad. Right. I think they'll show that they're, they're going to be one of the stronger units in the league. But today, it was just a masterclass from Liam Cohen and Trevor Lawrence. Yeah. Yeah. It was, it was dominant and they even had Josh, Josh Allen, Josh Heinz Allen was said after the game that he was shocked. The Browns took the ball. He said, when the Browns wanted to receive, I was like, Oh, okay. Then we got an interception five plays it later. It's like, yeah, that's exactly how the game went. He, I mean, the Sean Watson to a perfect pass to the linebacker. His game was game over right then and there.

1:40:10And there's something about like getting your ass kicked in Jacksonville in September when it's a million degrees. It just looks extra bad. The sun is so bright, you know? You like really look like a bad team on that. People are in the pool laughing at you. Yeah. Yeah. There were some people that were wearing Browns jerseys and Jaguars hats. I figured they just must be either very confused. I thought that was, so it was someone wearing a Shedore jersey in a Jaguar hat. I just assume there are huge Colorado football fans. Yeah, that makes sense. Maybe a member of the Sanders family. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Where that, that would be the only, I don't even know like, but is that a football? Like everyone just like, we feel we'll, I don't know what's going on, dude. They're, yeah, they're doing split uniforms to make their, to make the Browns feel better. Because they're so bad. Yeah. Like not even taking you seriously as an opponent. No. I feel bad for Browns fans. I do. Yeah. It's, it's got to be such dog shit to deal with this urine.

1:41:13You're out. No into the, and just when you seem like you have maybe an answer, you throw that away. And the way that you throw it away is by making your team not only, um, unwatchable, but also unroot forable in terms of who you decide to bring in. Correct. To turn around your team from a spot where you're at the best place that you've been and maybe the last 30 years. Yes. That's, I feel bad for Browns fans. Oh, I, it goes without saying. You don't even, you really don't even have to say it. It's like kind of an implied. It's, uh, it's a test of, of whether you're a human being or not. Do you, do you feel bad for like, it's just, it's a shitty, I, they're, they're, they're franchise just kicks him in the nuts repeatedly. I also respect, I respect the fuck out of Browns fans. Oh, definitely. Hank. Yeah. Yeah. Do you respect Browns fans? Oh, I was state lost in a heart breaker on Saturday. Yeah. Talk, talk, talk, talk, talk. Tough weekend for the people of Cleveland. I, I, I just hated to see it.

1:42:14There's probably a lot of, uh, Ohio State Browns fans and, and they just woke up mad and, and they're going to wake up Monday even more mad. That's the one thing that's, that's just too bad. So I, I do say I have a beautiful, you know, uh, just, I'm not, and people, what? Just they live in Cleveland or Ohio. So they're, they're, they're, Cleveland's actually pretty nice. Yeah. The flats have come a long way. Hank, don't do that machine gun Kelly. You're an enemy of the state of Ohio. Bone though. I know. Yeah. You, they, they, they say terrible things to me. They deserve this. Well, you said terrible things to them. Not really. Yeah. So the truth like true hurts. I, I, I do sometimes forget that Browns fans are usually Ohio State fans and that, that makes me feel better about the whole situation. I don't. Tate always reminds us. I think that it's nice that the universe kind of slap like it shakes your hand on Saturday and then slaps you in the dick on Sunday. Not right now. Ohio State has lost three out of last four. You know, that crazy thing to say out loud. Mm hmm. Lost three out of last four.

1:43:16Maybe Todd, Todd Munkin can get a little nipple pierce. Well, I kind of like what you're about to do there. Todd did a, Dermunkin. Todd Dermunkin. I think he's coming in. He's Todd Dermunkin. Everything runs on Munkin. Todd Dermunkin. Yeah. Todd Dermunkin, I think would, would, would bench Dishon. For sure. It's just so crazy that they're in a situation where like it's Dishon actually might be the best option they have. I, I don't doubt that at all. Right. They don't even have a Cooper rush. It should trade for a Cooper rush. Flacco. Yeah. I mean, this is the curse of Flacco. They had, they, they, they go to the playoffs. Joe Flacco and Joe Flacco is like the best dude ever. Who do you think, wait, so how many, how many yards passing did Dishon have in the fourth? 126 yards, seven for seven. You, you got to build off that. Yes, I'm saying, Mr. Fourth Corps build off it. Yeah. That's like Drake in the, uh, in the Super Bowl. Yeah. Nine for 15, 79 yards in the first three quarters, which some would say is just as important

1:44:17because if you play that bad in the first three quarters, you'll probably be down 34 to three. You think, uh, you know, the, the terrible tiles they have in Jacksonville called the Jag, the Jag rag. Mm-hmm. I think Dishon took a couple home. Yes, definitely. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Who, who, who is the, Gino said I wasn't even touched today? Yeah. That's Dishon's worst nightmare. Mm-hmm. Not be, yeah. Wasn't even touched. He should go to that place by the ****. Is that, uh, the Browns in town? Do they go, do they come to Chicago this year? No, they came last year. I bet he did. Yeah. Multiple times. Uh, Browns at the Bucks next weekend. I talked to a Browns fan close to us and he said this is their Super Bowl next week. So that's pathetic. It was tough. What do you mean? He said this is the Super Bowl. No, it's not. For some reason, our Browns fans are somehow mad at Baker Mayfield for them getting rid of them. That doesn't make any sense. That makes no sense. I mean, I get out of your organization. I understand that Baker played while he was injured.

1:45:18And so he, he wasn't as good as he could have been. But you have to understand Baker and you have to have somebody that's, that's willing to bench him. Be like, hey, dude, get surgery. I will say, all right, one positive thing for the Browns. Ready? One the Miles Garrett trade thus far. Miles Garrett knee surgery out for at least four weeks. Yeah, that's true. You won the Miles, Jared versus didn't have a great game today, but you still, you won the Miles Garrett trade thus far. Yeah. Miles Garrett wins a ring. Maybe we changed the update on who won the trade. But as of right now, you're the winner of that trade. If I'm a Todd DeMunkin, what I would do after this game is I would, I would keep the boys in Florida. Yeah. You know how like Sean McVeigh likes to keep guys on the East Coast if he's playing back-to-back games. Yep. You lose the Jags, you got the box. Let's just stay in Florida this week. Let's say we don't want to screw up the time zones, even though I'm pretty sure Ohio and Cleveland is the exact same time zone. You can't bounce. If you make that many trips back and forth between Florida and Ohio, there's going to be

1:46:22flock cameras that put you on suspicion of meth dealing. Yes. So you want to just stay in Florida for a long time, get a nice hotel, maybe buy the beach. A lot of great places to go out to eat in Florida, get some good seafood and Tampa, and maybe hit some of the gentleman's clubs there. And acclimate yourself. Sounds like a good time. Yep. Sounds like a good time. You're getting paid to be an NFL head coach right now. Why not enjoy yourself Todd? Todd DeMunkin, let loose. Let those fingers fly. Okay. Let's let's let's break and we'll come back with the afternoon slate and also a sort of football before we get to more football. It's brought to you by our great friends over at Simply Safe. There's no safe like Simply Safe. Today's savvy burglars have done the math. They know that if they trigger your alarm, they still have time to grab what they want and go. Simply safe is different though. When an intruder sets foot on your property, AI powered cameras detect them and a live US-based agent takes action to deter them before a window ever even breaks. Unlike traditional security systems that only alert you after a break and is already underway,

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1:49:27The Dolphins are just, they might be the worst team in, in the NFL. Yeah. Dolphins play the Titans this year. That'll be the ship pool. We got a, we got a, that should be a Thursday night game. The, the reason why, uh, if we go back and talk about, you know, how the Titans are the most suppressed fan base, at least the Dolphins know everyone knows, Dolphins fans, Dolphins organization, we're rebuilding all of it. Yeah. This is actually, it's, it's going to suck this year. Right. And maybe next year for the Dolphins, right. But they're trying to do it the right way, I would say. I mean, the best part of this game for Dolphins fans, um, Malik Willis had cool shoes. I had the opposite take. You don't like, uh, you don't like the Emerald sparkly slippers that he put on. I think you need to be a good football team to be wearing those. I think you should start with maybe, maybe shoeless backstrasher. He made him shoeless for a play. He ripped his shoe off. Max Krauzzi was everywhere. This, these are type of games. Max Krauzzi is good all the time.

1:50:28But especially when it's like, you're not even putting a real football team out there. Max Krauzzi is, Krauzzi is just going to fuck you up. He was pressured Malik Willis pressured 17 times, sack five times. I think the shoes are a little too sparkly for how bad the dolphins are going to be at football. I think the shoes work though. Yeah, because I think those are cool. I think they worked in that, uh, they were like a distraction. Yeah. Like you see some animals have like little things on their body that they used to lure would be predators away. Yep. Like that's what it did for Max Krauzzi. He was like, oh, sparkly shoe. He tackled that and Malik Willis got away on that play. Yeah. Yeah. So I guess it cost him. I don't know if it's because they were playing the dolphins, but the writers, they didn't look bad today. They didn't look bad. I don't know. I think Fernando Mendoza is going to play sooner than we think because Kirk Kuzn's good, you know, incredible career. Uh, I actually think he's going to be good, you know, if he wants to stay a backup and

1:51:31be on an F.O. Ross for a while. It feels like he doesn't have the same zip downfield zip. Maybe it's because of the age injury. I don't know. More touchdown passes than John L. Wait today. That's true. He just, uh, it just wasn't like it didn't, and also this is not on Kirk all, like all of it on Kirk because they don't have a ton of weapons, Brock Bauer's out. It didn't feel like the Raiders were ever threatening downfield. And if you, when you play a team that's not named the Miami dolphins, it might look a little different. Yeah. It's a very good possibility. He was, he was a, he was a competent, he's been better than what the Raiders have had. He had 70% completion percentage. Like he has raised the floor of what the Raiders have been doing at the quarterback position. I would say like, especially without having Brock Bauer's. Yeah. They, they often didn't look terrible. Kirk Kuzn's three touchdowns, two interceptions. That's a very uncurk Kuzn's stat line. So I liked that he was at least, I liked that he puts a ball in danger every now and again. Good for Kirk. He had like 30, 30 attempts for 160 yards is, you know, oh yeah. That's, we're, we're, we're keeping it close to the line.

1:52:32I would say their, their biggest threat in the passing game today was probably Ashton Gentie. Ashton jet. That would be the biggest thing. Yeah. Of this game. This was Ashton Gentie's probably best game is probably new. Yeah. He was, he was everywhere. Uh, that was good to see Michael Mayer's was pretty good. I don't know why I asked there. Michael Mayer was good. Their defense look good. The Raiders, I mean, hey, they did we win week one last year, but the Raiders, it, it, they did we, who did we win last year? They played the Patriots. Uh, similar to memes and the jets. This felt like a, uh, measuring stick game of the levels to maybe being bad. They raised the level where it's like, we're not the worst. Last year they were the worst. They are no longer the worst. Definitely not the worst. Although, nobody, nobody bails on the throw like Kirk cousins though. Yeah. There were a couple of those where he was, he's about to get hit and he's like, he's got his head turned and his shoulder turned as he's still somehow driving the ball

1:53:34downfield. I'm going to miss that when it's gone. So I hope that he gets at least a couple more games. Do you want to try to figure out play game? When will the dolphins win their first game? I would love to play that game. Okay. Let's look. This is going to be fun because they play. Oh, oh, oh, let's, let's add a wrinkle to it. Okay. Who will win a game first? Titans are dolphins. You get, I'll do Titans. We'll go, we'll go for bar schedule. Yeah, this would be fun. Okay. And we're not overreacting. Things do suck, but they might lose every game. Yeah. At the Niners. This is week two. Week two for the dolphins. I think that's going to be a loss. The Titans are playing the Philadelphia fall for Eagles. That will be a loss. That will be a loss. Okay. Although the Niners, they spent a long time in Australia. It's true. It doesn't matter. It's a test. Okay. Who's got, who do the, who do the dolphins have week three? That's a little bit insulting. Isn't it that, you know, the NFL tried to give the Niners a little bit of a break for agreeing to go overseas and play in Australia. And their break is you have to play a Sunday game, but it's against the dolphins. Yeah. The Chiefs week three.

1:54:36Week three, the dolphins play the Chiefs where? In Miami? In Miami. It's going to be hot. It is. I'm going to say that's not a win for the dolphins. Not a win. The Titans are playing at the New York Giants who we just watched win a football. I'm going to say that's not a win either. I think the Giants might be good. Yes. Yes. Okay. I'm going to win so far at the Vikings. No win. You think that's it? Yeah. You think that Carson wins? Brian or Kyler? Brian Flores. Wensel Soda. Brian Flores blitzing the fuck out of Malik Willis is going to be a, well, they're going to win eventually. How did he do against the Vikings in the last couple of years? I don't know if he plays in those games. Because he does know. But he didn't play in those games. I don't think. I don't think he played in those games last year because he played early, played late last year. I don't have a memory of it. But yeah, I don't have a memory of it. I have a memory of Jay Jamacarthy playing in some Packers last year.

1:55:37He did not play against the Vikings and he did not play against the Vikings. Okay. So he haven't seen it. I don't know. Okay. So that is that's week four. You're saying that's a win. Okay. The week four for the Titans, they play at Baltimore. That's a loss. That's a loss too. Week five, week five for the Miami Dolphins is going to be against the Bengals at home. That is a loss. I agree. Week five for the Titans is going to be at home against the Houston Texans. That is a loss. Yeah. Yeah, that's a lot. Memes is saying, I don't know. Speak memes. You never know. Division games. Great type. Okay. The next week for the Dolphins is going to be at the Jets. Oh. That's not going to say it. It's at the Dolphins. No, at the Jets. Oh, that's a win. That's a win for the Jets in Miami. Different in Miami. It could be different. Yeah. I'm looking right now. The Titans. I think so week six, they play at the Colts week seven.

1:56:37They play at home against the Browns. I think the Titans are going to get their first win before November. Can you find one for the Dolphins? I got the Dolphins winning the next week, the first day of November. Okay. And this is not like a lot of people are going to be like, oh, PFT likes to make fun of the Patriots. Ball the ball. The Hank will tell you the Dolphins always beat the Patriots home. It's true in Miami. It's true. So there it is. So November first is what I'm saying for the Dolphins first one. I think we should maybe see if we can get this as a bet who wins a game first. Titans again, we're not overreacting. I think both these teams are bad. Yeah. I think Dolphins fans would tell you that. They'll say, yeah, we're intentionally trying to be bad this year. This is what should replace the pro ball. It should be the Dolphins against the Titans. Best of seven. And yeah, best. I don't know about it. I don't know if America can handle that. But when it gets first of all, you would take that game in eight weeks ago. You would take a four year. Don't take me out to the balcony. Yes.

1:57:38By the way, shout out our guy Jake to score gobbies today. The Packers and Vikings and the Bears and Panthers. That's wild. It's huge. I don't say wild. Okay. Anything else from this game? Good for the Raiders. Good for the Raiders. Good for the Raiders. Good for the Raiders. I think the Raiders are in that frisky territory, especially when like if Max Crosby can win a game early and be like, hey, this doesn't absolutely suck dick playing for this team. And that is again, I didn't mean to disparage Kirk cousins because it's father times undefeated. It's like he's he's just not exactly the same as he used to be. You could say the same thing for Aaron Rogers. Kirk cousins does make them way more of a real football team than they have been in the past a few years. Like he he raises the floor of both professionalism and he started the game nine for nine. Like he can move the ball. I just don't know if he has to play against a really good defense.

1:58:38If it's going to look great. I don't. It's it's Kirk cousins, but it's also they address the offensive line a little bit. The system that they're in now is much much friendlier to protecting the quarterback and not getting him absolutely destroyed. Yeah. So yeah, the Raiders today, it might be because they played against the dolphins, but today the Raiders were absolutely a watchable football team. Yes. And I think it's more like you're going to want to see if the Raiders, the parts around the Raiders are decent, you're going to want to see Fernando Mendoza soon. You don't draft the guy first overall and have him sit all year. See what it looks like. But Kirk cousins good game. Good win. Ash and Gentie good game. He got he got destroyed. Yes. On one play. Okay. Next up Vikings 39 Packers 22. This was quite the game because we had the Packers outgain the Vikings 419 to 239. We're up 22 to 10 with three minutes left in the third quarter.

1:59:39And then they allowed 29 consecutive points. And man was it a shame to see the Packers come completely unhinged and lose their six straight game. Six straight game. I think they haven't lost six straight in a very, very long time as a franchise. And they're losing big, they're getting big leads and then blowing them in the second half consistently now. They are doing it basically the same exact way that they lost the Broncos game, the Bears game and the playoffs. The Packers have lost six straight dating back to last season, including the playoffs. They're longest losing streak since 1990 and 91. They led by more than one score. So nine plus points in the second half of four of those losses. Week 15 at Denver, week 16 of Chicago, the wild card game of Chicago and today. Yeah. It's weird. They, I don't know what the Flores doing. Some would say that the turning point might have been when he took points off the board. I do agree that you never take points off the board.

2:00:40I think in this situation, so the situation was this. It was the Packers were up five. It was fourth and five at the set Minnesota 17. And they kick the field goal. Good. Off sides on the on the Vikings. It was fourth and six. It becomes fourth and one. They then go for it gets stuffed. So instead of an eight point game, it's back to a five point game. Now I don't like the Packers. I was happy to watch them completely come unglued at the seams and it was fun to watch. And they have they have they clearly have a mentality problem that has that has kind of seeped into there where they just can't close games. I will say that that rough in the past was bullshit. That was a very significant part of the game. So after they took points off the board, Carson Wentz, it was a third and three pretty routine hit on the quarterback in a incompletion. They called that rough in the passer.

2:01:40The Vikings then go on to score a touchdown. And then the Packers don't have the meant didn't have the mental fortitude to overcome this moment. But that was a shitty moment like that was a bad call in my mind. Even little Wayne said, refs in Minnesota game pure pussy. Yeah, that's true. Yeah, it is. I mean, look at it. That was not the thing is like when Carson Wentz gets hit, he is going to act like he got roughed every single time. Correct. Like you see him get hit and you're like, oh my God, it's he okay. Yeah. That is bullshit. But again, by the letter of law, that's the right call. The law just sucks. Yeah. No, and I just that did that was a significant play in the game where the Vikings again. I think that is partially like the Packers, when one thing goes bad for them, they kind of spirals because then it really did spiral where Jordan love fumbled and there's interception and Brian Flores was just in his bag. He blitzed 78% of the dropbacks. He had Jordan love in hell and it looked like the Packers, they should have won this game.

2:02:44They were in control of this game. They just they didn't make adjustments. The Packers offensive line looked like they were completely lost and Jordan love was trying to play hero ball Dallas Turner was an absolute menace. It's just a force in this game and it ends up that the Packers lot like if you told Packers fans, Hey, Carson Wentz is going to come into this game and you're going to lose by you're going to out gain him almost double and then you're going to end up losing by 17. They'd be like, we can't believe you. Yeah, if you look at the team stats for this game, it's it's actually shocking. Yes. The Packers lost. So the Vikings had 239 total yards. The Packers had 419. Yes. And not only did the Vikings win, but they won by 17 points. It's kind of crazy. Now people are like, Oh, you never take points off the board. I think people say that because it sounds cool and it's an easy rule to remember. I don't hate the idea. I don't I don't hate the decision that they made to go for it. Yeah, to go for I can't we give Matt LeFore enough guff about not stepping on through

2:03:46right. And and that has been a problem that you can't then it would be hypocritical of us to be like, dude, how do you do that? I agree with you. Sometimes you take points off the board. If they score a touchdown on that drive, the game's probably over. Yeah. How many times have you played Blackjack and you you hit on a hand and then the next hand you're like, well, I'm feeling pretty good right now. I'll double. Yeah, I'll double my bet. Like the process, I don't think was bad by LeFore, but when it when it doesn't work, it bites you in the ass. And then when you have a history in the last six games of getting bitten repeatedly in your ass, then people are going to be like, Hey, why did you tempt fate to get bitten the ass again? It's a very meatball thing to say, but it does feel like the packers like lack that mental toughness. And maybe the answer is that when my comparisons comes back, you get a closer who can can end these games. Drudent talks about it all the time, but it does feel like these games get away from them with just one bad thing happens. And then next thing, you know, it's an avalanche. Yeah. Kyler Murray knocked out with a little concussion. I mean, little like it.

2:04:46I didn't mean that because he's short. He looks really little. He did look small. We knew that was going to happen in the Vikings purple. But when he was like scrambling, I just kept on saying, we yeah, he looked adorable. Yeah. Now, again, don't want to victim blame here. Kyler kind of put his head there. That sounds like a lot of victim blame. Well, when you slide, you put your if somebody's trying like starting a tackle, if they're beginning the form tackle, and then you slide and your head ends up at their pad level, it sucks. I don't think it was a malicious hit. I don't think it was like football is a violent sport. And there were two guys that were trying to tackle them. When you put your head down at that level, you kind of sometimes invite contact. And it was bad contact because it was like one guy took the helmet off and then the other guy hit him. Yeah. But it was super unfortunate. I hope that he's okay. Can you go back up to the hit max instead of showing some guy jump off his balcony? I got distracted. You got so distracted.

2:05:47Go for the hit. I mean, I looked at Kyler Murray. Yeah, I want to watch it again. Well, P.S. is describing it. I'm making. Yeah. So both the guys start going in as Kyler is still running. It wasn't as much as the. That one. What do you guys? What do you think in the booth? He did kind of. I mean, the angle where you're seeing that we just showed that one is that one's a bad angle. I'll say this. Like hits the head. I did not think that that was the most egregious guy head hunting hit. No possible. Rico Bosho victim blamed for another reason. Why? In the in the cave today. Why? He said that players in the NFL don't tight. Their helmets aren't tight enough. I agree. That's true. It's great. It was like four years college football never once had my helmet pop off. He did say that. That's right. There's no way to check him on that. But I know way he would he would not lie about it.

2:06:50See a color Murray. I would assume he's going to be back in a couple of weeks. Carza once it wasn't it wasn't like he had to he had a couple short fields. But he made Justin Jefferson. Do you know that that was the first touchdown of 20 plus a yards since 2024 for Justin Jefferson? So last year he just I mean, he was in hell. I did know that that today Justin Jefferson had two touchdowns. He had two touchdowns all last year. Yeah. Yeah. So I think that was probably fun for Justin Jefferson. He looked he looked like he was having a blast. It was it was a shocking game because it really was it was the first time in NFL history. A team was down by 12 plus points with under 20 minutes left in regulation and ended up winning by 17 plus points. Yeah. The swing was nuts. It was just it was just an avalanche that just kept on going against the Packers again love to see it. But yeah, if you're a packer and you're like, what was this? This is exactly how we ended the season.

2:07:50Why hasn't anything changed? Yeah. It's like a ghost that keeps falling you around and why does this keep happening to us? Like you weren't this was not a routine thing for the Packers until very, very recently. Mm hmm. So what's going on? Yeah. There is a new superfan that I was not aware of that I spudged at this game. Okay. So it's just a Viking superfan. He's got one of those, you know, the giant horns that you blow. Okay. I think he also drinks beer out of it. Okay. And like guy stuff. You know, like it's a horn but also chug. His name is Sir Death. Oh. Have you heard of Sir Death before? No. I mean, this guy looks fucking awesome. I feel like it's a guy that he's somehow slipped between the cracks for us. Viking Sir Death. Oh. Yeah. This guy rocks. If you look at this guy, wow, that's a lot of tattoos on his body. little uh oh man a little Vikings uh game of thrones kind of pirates the Colombian slash also slipknot yeah I'm into Sir death like this is a guy that it if we're talking just like battle royale with all super fans this guy would

2:08:50probably kill most other super fans yeah Sir death yeah I hope he doesn't talk I don't want to see Sir death talk do you know what I mean look at the giant dragon tattoo he's got on his belly Sir death what a badass I have to he said I have to laugh when these people say all that for all that for a team with no Super Bowl to me like it's an insult the only reason you cheer for a team is because they've won a Super Bowl in the past it means you wouldn't have been a fan if they lost that is definition of bandwagon fan yeah all this for a team with no Super Bowl because the Viking fan base better than yours okay okay Sir death I like yeah amen Sir death damn Sir death this dude is he will fuck you up like they should have they should let Sir death get a couple reps in if you have like a 15 point lead in fourth quarter let Sir death rush the past yeah not to overreact memes I think you could end the packer season oh wait wait here's the uh the bio for Sir death Max just highlighted I like Sunsets long walks on the

2:09:51beach and drinking from the skulls of my enemies yes just kidding fuck Sunsets and be honest the first time yep I thought he was gonna enjoy like you know holding hands cuddling puppies I thought I was just kidding I don't drink you know from the skulls of my enemies nope he took out the Sunsets and beaches mm-hmm yeah memes I agree with him do it just gotta let him get a lead do it and if you blow a lead against a Jets you should quit this might be worse worse loss of of Sunday bias but yeah because it's maybe the Browns but it's kind of but you knew the Browns are gonna suck like it's kind of like I was talking about when we started the show talking about the Texans that if the Texans had had a game where they held the bills to 14 points right CJ Straub look like shit you would say to yourself man this is this hasn't changed the Packers lost the same way they lost their last five games of last season when they had like a historic

2:10:54collapse this is second worst loss of the week you're gonna say Chargers yeah yeah yeah all right let's do that game Cardinals 26 Chargers 14 inexcusable for the Chargers and not that's no offense to the Cardinals but they looked bad real bad and it wasn't all Justin Herbert he didn't look great their defense got diced up by Jacobi Berset it felt like guys were open all day for the Cardinals not only Jacobi Berset's arm but his legs too like he was scrambling effect yeah great hold out by him yeah worth every penny it's the first full-time Cardinals had coached to win their first game coaching since 1973 I saw that shout out Michael for it was a credible win Don Coriel yeah the last Cardinals had coached to win their debut the Chargers though they were so there were penalties okay they kept on getting backed up they they average twit on on third downs today they average 12.4 yards to go that's so hard to do to average that yeah that's so so hard to do they looked like shit man I almost

2:11:59think that Jacobi Berset should hold out again now yeah like he's Jacobi Berset the most underpaid quarterback and football it's good question all right so I reached out to Shane because Shane got oh where's Shane he got blue dot fever is what the kids are calling it oh by the way he's he's home sick but he actually he called in sick before the game maybe his body just knew okay yeah but I asked him for comment on the Chargers and he said he has too many comments on the Chargers it's the dumbest he's ever seen the team platooning our left guard to swap every other drive for the back up to get blown up every time false star holding false star calling a time out with two left with four minutes left to not get delay of game on third and 30 dumbass Herbert pick to guy and double coverage the size of the go your talk about her about through a meatball dumb at well I'm gonna read this sentence again with do you think it's false star I he might think it's false star dumbass Herbert picked

2:13:01false star it's great dumbass Herbert picked to guy and double coverage the size of pft no offense oh I felt like you didn't have to include that part big stupid pick guy he is a stupid pick guy right Max never wrong just early needed to win with the schedule they have the third hardest in the last decade defense was staley level bad sorry for so many messages that's all yeah I mean he's right this was a as much of a must win as you could have given the Chargers schedule like we did that bet where we took all of our teams over over wins the Chargers just lost that bet for us yep they have such a hard schedule coming up they go they're the Raiders next week then they play the bills see Hawks Broncos chiefs Rams Texans Ravens she likes I just listed like we pull up the hardball club talking about Herbert all this is mean this was this was saying

2:14:05it's the best quarterback for the dumbest the dumbest like hard bars of smart guys this is the dumbest thing you could ever say right before season yeah no I don't think so he loves this guy trying to gas him up he loves to say he's trying to tell him like I believe in you yeah if you could say that to him privately he's saying I believe in this guy and it's my fault if he doesn't succeed yeah he said I all right go ahead like Babe Ruth pointing over the the bad over the center field Justin Herbert when it's all said and done when his when his career comes to end I predict he will be known as the greatest best ever to play the position of quarterback okay so it's a little bit crazy to say that yes but hardball is a little bit of a crazy guy and in his defense who's being interviewed by Michael Irvin and if you're talking to Michael Irvin you guys say some crazy you kind of have to match this crazy sometimes yeah you get carried away how old is Justin

2:15:07Herbert 27 the thing is like he's at the age where it if he doesn't start winning he's never want to play off game winning big 26 it's almost impossible for 28 28 28 oh no do you know I'm saying yeah like no I he should might have sailed already on being the best right yeah yes I think it's impossible Brady and my homes both had rings when they were what 24 25 yeah multiple I'm not saying that Herbert's not gonna be a very good I have to know as my MVP this year I feel really dumb with that pick right now yeah he was bad but I don't think it's pop you know what I'm just gonna let Harbock let Harbock cook and we'll just see where we end up and my homes is 30 right now so he must have so he had one ring what year was that 2018 so he had a ring when he was

2:16:14like 23 years old yeah another Brady was 24 yeah so yeah I think it's I think he's in trouble Madison Beer is very attractive can we just all admit that yeah I wish the Chargers had done better so they would have showed her more yes her outfit great week one outfit and we're a fashion podcast so it's not this is not us the glasses great glasses I like the really good I wear I like the string on a string like what kind of laces that are sure I think right a really high quality well designed string can we zoom in on the string you're right Hank Justin Herbert he Justin Herbert should apologize to us yeah she should he should sorry damn it's a great string she's very attractive I think that they should show her more even if they're losing I want to see I would like to see her reaction after he throws a pick mm-hmm maybe she should

2:17:18wear split jersey with whatever team they're playing so it's like hey she's just rooting for football where's the NFL hat now Max is on her Instagram it's pretty horny stuff going through her Instagram I mean we're talking about her I thought maybe you know I we see we know what she looks like we saw her at the game and the game dude you're talking about her fucking the string the string is nice the string my I'm a fashion guy you were fashion we opened up the we opened up this door here it is a door what about what about punishment punishment for uh picks you have to wear that string shirt for the entire week of super look ridiculous so you fit right in LA oh oh okay spicy take a hang I'm in Jerry law I don't think like Jerry Conno would wear that prepper probably has that shirt go off Hank go off yeah this is a really bad loss just good

2:18:18win for the Cardinals Cardinals were supposed to be the they have the lowest win total they were supposed to be really bad they look good they were tied for lowest win total and uh they yeah they didn't look bad at all today they moved the ball they they they played they turned the ball over like they get they had a couple turnover they I know they turned them over in the first half I think there's a fumble and then the pick and then they I think they blocked a punt so all three phases lad mcconkey got a rib shot I think he might have been I don't know if he was taking the hospital he was taking for x-rays that sucked but he got he got jacked up on that play yep there was traimac ride still a beast traimac ride is just incredible just catches everything there's also a new guy that I've never seen on the Cardinals sideline before probably because he it's a new uh new administration down there new regime in Arizona do you see the dude rocking the the pinstripe suit on the sidelines today no I got to know what this guy was doing okay because the Cardinals might have their big dom that's what it looked like to me I need to see a picture so max can you look

2:19:21that up I need to see a picture oh here the tweets from Shane during the game he said what is this defense holy shit I've never seen anything like this in my life that's not true um pathetic couldn't afford to lose this one so many false stars so many false do you say that no but I I I am gonna Shane is a weird enough guy that he would definitely think it's false star not false I mean he said it several times false star false star false star I don't know how to find this we're across we're across of the week I think it is given their schedule upcoming everything that's going on Mike Daniel being you know the offensive coordinator relatively healthy going into the season because the chargeers always are created on a curve in terms of health and then you're going up against a team that is not tanking but we all know they're not going to they're not like trying to be a really good they're basically doing a bridge quarterback Jacobi were set first Michael

2:20:23four's first game as a head coach you got to win that game at home you got to win that game every single time and they they they it wasn't a it wasn't it was like a no doubtor like they they won by double digits on that I think it was last drive the one that started about 233 left in the fourth quarter it looked like the charges were trying to get Justin Herbert killed they just in the cap oh yeah the kept going backwards the blocking was just it was unreal oh Shane said he slide text what is that what is slide till like T9 he oh he doesn't type he doesn't lift his finger he yeah he grew up states we never know what was that look at he just gave it looked like gross he doesn't lift his like he does T9 word for an iPhone what's that me he just goes like this he's got to have the messy he's got the green yeah mine would just be buffalo sauce all over my phone so he just doesn't

2:21:25use the T yeah but he used the first T he doesn't go back to that's yeah stop him from finishing I don't know I don't know what slide texting he never I've literally never heard of anyone doing that which is very on brand for Shane yeah that's also just an insane thing to say oh I slide text so I just don't spell the full words now it's your problem yeah what especially with his grease yeah that the thumb is just covered in onion juice so so if he texted us what time you want to start and he just says what time you want to star and he's like yeah sorry dude I slide text deal with it hmm what if he yeah that's so weird yeah the chargers average 12.4 yards to go on third down I saw someone on to say yeah yeah talking about on on Wednesday night when the when the Patriots are playing in Drake Mayows not playing great so they've just in her play like Drake made a night he'd be beheaded on live TV that's true they would do that they would have absolutely and

2:22:26then he played worse against a much worse team well fourth quarter Drake may played worse than Justin Herbert today fair true three quarters I would take Drake may over just should Justin Herbert be beheaded on live TV no because then that's the last beer I would say no we'll be a lot of beer it'd be no more head but it'd be a lot of beer in the moment no but like that post post post death beer are the best beers are the worst beers worst we need more beer more beer all the time yeah oh he said as she said it guesses what you tight this guy is crazy it guesses what you typing by where finger slides and confused start with star so this doesn't even this isn't a good text why doesn't he just text it guesses what you typing by where finger slides and confused start with start it guesses what you typing you know what you know what I blame Shane for a lot of this like

2:23:32this guy is this is the mentality of on the weirdest guy in the world average chargers fan great a great a this this franchise has no hope yeah again the fact that he said this is the worst I've ever seen I think it's just everyone so scared listen chargers fans Shane you're listening you are right now uh you'll win a couple of the games you thought you were gonna lose that's what the NFL is it seems dire but that that will always happen there'll be a game I mean look you might be playing Drew Locke you thought you're gonna play Sam Donald that shit happens that is true so the chargers they got well they get the Raiders right and then at the bills yeah at the Seahawks you got you have to win next week Shane yeah you got to win not a ghost you got it not a ghost okay last game Eagles 24 commanders 22 boys yep unless you guys go wherever you want to go with it oh I'm

2:24:36pointing back and forth each other what would you like me to go I'd prefer okay would you like the good or the bad give us both uh also first two bad first I'll start with the bad offensive line Eagles all the sudden Eagles automatically having the best offensive line the league no longer the case the offensive line was terrible today land in Dikershin was terror like one of the worst lineman in the NFL today which is a real big problem if that's what we're gonna be having going forward um and then my other just off of the eyeball test I didn't think Cooper to Gene played a very good game defensively but in the whole I think the defense played pretty well the defensive line was getting good pressure. Jaden is a tough guy to sack but I think they made a note they got enough pressure to make him uncomfortable and I thought Jalen Hertz was fantastic I thought Jalen

2:25:37Hertz played a very good game especially with all of the criticism that he's had in the all season all of the drama with AJ Brown um McCuy lemon one of the craziest debut stat lines of all time three catches for negative five yards started career nice on Tavy Nwix was very good Dallas Godter is fantastic uh slot not the cleanest game but we'll take we'll take uh we'll take a win or wins a win Hank what was your thought you just kind of said you just shrugged your shoulders and you're like what the hell I'm trying to try to slide right now and the group chat I felt like trying to slide down you try to slide text I I feel like Jalen Hertz was more decisive with his running to today yeah he was I mean that's 38.000 was massive he was a problem running the ball yeah the offensive line yeah concerning oh yeah but I I do think that some of that was because there were guys coming and I was right about the guys oh that oh like Dorontay Dorontay Jones is officially confirmed as

2:26:38I'm gonna have guys coming guy like he is from the Brian Flores tree um the the commanders defense went from unwatchable last year like one of the worst in NFL history to I think we might be average or maybe maybe even like a little bit better than average overall because of how creative he gets with the blitzes so well I'm only like the film like the Eagles film guys said that they'd already watched the film and like landed Dekershin is like unplayable if that's how he's he's going to play but I agree there were other moments of the game where the blitzes were a problem yeah I have my blame my blame chart for the commanders okay because I don't think big picture I don't think the skies falling I I really wanted to win this game be awesome to go on the road in Philadelphia Flufflia and and walk away with a win week one that would have been great but overall I think there's there's some bad there's some good to take away my number one blame goes to honestly it

2:27:40pains me Mike Sanderson still they were hot and Mikey today yeah that's been a theme that first touchdown it's it was that there were a couple plays and I think he still can be a really good player but they they were they were absolutely hunting Mikey today and that that was tough to see he got turned around a couple times look really bad there two two of the biggest plays of the game I think were largely his responsibility that that throw to wicks for a touchdown and then that deep bomb was that also the wicks the bomb to wicks where he just both the number wicks his control got unplugged twice today and they both ended up in in chunk plays that pretty much won the game for the Eagles Dan Quinn second most blame I don't know what we're doing timeouts I don't think Dan Quinn understands how to use timeouts correctly it's complicated it is you only get three and there you get three in each half and then they don't carry over what if you get a challenge right but then if you get a challenge right then get an extra timeout no you get four well you don't burn a timeout gonna lose a challenge you burn one and I don't know if this is the backward snapback

2:28:44hat today on Dan Quinn it looked like his brain was trying to burst through his forehead because he couldn't figure out how timeouts work really dumb stuff by Dan Quinn I do think the the hat would piss me off when he lose games yeah hat pisses me off in a loss yeah it does third most blame kicker jail in quarter blocked an extra point and then missed a 56 yard field goal between the two of those plays in a being very very consequential to the final score of the game and then the play call on the two point conversion from Blau I don't think Blau had a had a terrible game I don't think had a great game but that was that was a doidoi call running the shovel pass to her backup tight end which actually it might have worked if Allegrette or center had held his block but he got man handled so it didn't work it was it was a it was a dumb play and no blame to digs by the way no blame to digs caught a touchdown I know ideally in that place you're thinking we're gonna go for two in fact I

2:29:46think it was the first team since 2000 that it kicked an extra point down to the final 10 minutes of regulation and it's because digs caught the touchdown and then went sailing balls first into the upright when you sign stuff on digs this is the bargain that you make if the deal is going to be he catches a touchdown and in the process of catching a touchdown he commits a 15-yard unsported like penalty that's yes that's exactly what you think you're gonna get also I don't know if you saw this Hank but it was on third and sixth so he's he's just super excited that he actually got the ball in his hands on that play so no blame that's that's digs that's what digs is going to do it sucks get costly penalties it sucks and crucial moments of the game I can't invite digs into my home and then be like hey why did you rub your dick on the upright like that's what he's going to do it's it's the first line on his resume that he's gonna do something like this am I wrong no I don't think so I

2:30:48wouldn't say no blame I would say he deserves blame yeah for sure well yeah like it's true that you know what you're getting with him but you also like he deserves blame for you guys losing the game but if I don't know how I can blame digs and then like we're the ones that brought him in if anything Adam Peters signed him but he was it he was a great I think he was a great player today for us I think he helped us almost win the game bill look good that's gonna most part well I mean he did he did enough we did enough you guys you guys tried we could have won you try hard can I ask oh robot that's all you can ask for um robot question rhobbck.com promo code take 20% off your first purchase q zips polo's hoody jager shorts rowback.com promo code take is there any blame to jaden and also I came down uh late in the fourth because I was uh getting ready for the show there seemed to be some tension in the cave you were people were throwing accusations at you that you were celebrating the simplest jaden passes as incredible yeah

2:31:50that's fast I I don't see it that's max we got hate we got biased audience because Hank put together a hater parlay uh thoughts and prayers Hank your hater parlay did not win did I even come close to winning uh it did win pretty much you know it didn't because I took the opposite I took the opposite of Hank's hater parlay and I won oh I took a pro jaden parlay that directly no you didn't that's impossible I had 18 plus res uh completions for jaden I had uh I believe two touchdowns that was in part of mine which he got and then I had commanders to cover the spread that's not the opposite of mine that's fine what was yours congrats for years uh it was under 18 and a half under 200 yards and the Eagles and interception okay so you're very close very much yeah I mean I I thought like that's that's kind of what you get you know like yeah yeah I fought hard three quarters of this game jaden Daniels was terrible I don't so here's the thing is terrible I don't think he was he was terrible I don't think he was terrible 18 and 35 you had 18 and a half

2:32:53I had 18 plus receptions got it um max I don't think it was terrible I've been thinking about this he didn't play good he definitely didn't play good but it it was clear what the Eagles were doing with their secondary and jaden needed to take off early instead of like dodging around on the pocket and then throwing the ball away here I don't know how many throwaways he had out of bounds but it was a shitload of them at that point he has to be more decisive and run at that spot so he wasn't throwing the ball well he was missing lots of throws he missed a few throws but I think a lot of the incompletions were clearly on out of bounds intentional throwaways I don't know if we were watching this he was bad I win in the fourth quarter he was good I wouldn't say fourth quarter he was good I wouldn't say bad bad but when when he threw when it was like third and 15 or second and 15 and he makes a throw for first down I'm going to say good throw and then max had a well it just became like it'd be like wow great throw and it's like a wide open receipt like

2:33:57you great play and great throw are two different things and expected to throw for every quarterback in the NFL for a wide open receiver is not a wow great throw on every single completion that he had I don't and it was because he was playing poorly so you were trying to convince yourself being like oh he's back that's a great throw that's a great throw which is which is fine it's a good coping mechanism for a fan in the NFL for a quarterback who's playing poorly I've done I've done that when jail and hurts is playing poorly today he did not play poorly I was just excited for first down I think you're you're great throw and great play are two different you're reading way too much into the the language policing here Max Hank were you excited yeah it was like a check down and I'm people who's like oh great throw I will say it like I was just by his by his side after this conversation happened Jane Daniels actually like he almost brought him back yeah like I said that I said that he was doing some fourth quarter he was good great stuff at the end

2:34:58of the game the beginning it did feel like he was indecisive with the ball yeah where it's like and he was I think he's been told don't put yourself in danger don't run with a football so he would get away from the initial pass rush and then he would stay behind the line of scrimmage and then nothing would pop up and he'd throw the ball away because it's too late to run in those cases like Jay and he did that a little bit in the second half and he had an awesome run against this Eagles defense and he was more decisive about running with football and then everything kind of became easier but he was staying way too long in the back field with the ball in his hands and then just running out of time and then okay I'm just going to air mail one 20 yards out of bounds I thought that again the defense I thought was better than expected sunny styles is awesome sunny style setter he was all over the field what what other fights did you guys have any other I think I think that's just mad because I say great throw yeah on a completion for 15 yards in a first down and it wasn't as good a throw so pretty much no like little one else play or anything like that no it's pretty day man it's pretty cordial I mean I

2:36:03think one I think Jill and Hertz had a great game I grew this and I would never say anything positive about Jalen Hertz on these airwaves never have never will but he was very decisive the run that he had on third the game pretty much swung on a couple plays one was the long touchdown to Goddard I believe that was third down as well but then the run that that Jill and Hertz had the average third 18 I think was just at that point like that that swung the entire games momentum and we should also say Jalen Carter is just the best at blocking kicks yes it's so good I mean that was that that could have been you know you don't have to go for two if he doesn't block that extra point yeah yep yeah I'm also saying to it Tyler Owens had one of the best plays that I've ever seen on special teams oh yeah that was sick he was double teamed off the bat as a gunner and then he he stiff arms one guy into the ground and then stiff arms another guy into the ground and then delivers a spine bust retacle at the end it was awesome yeah also this guy Tyler Owens athletic freak I think he was undrafted but he was one of the most athletic safeties at the combine

2:37:05um he doesn't believe that space is real hmm he thinks space is fake space is hard to put your head around it doesn't make a lot of sense and it doesn't I think as a defensive back not believing that space exists is actually a good mindset to have yeah like you're no daylight in between me and you close the space yeah I don't hate that strategy of him being like I don't want to think too hard about something because it kind of hurts my brain so I'm just gonna think that it doesn't exist right yeah I'm I kind of what I space does because if if you think too hard about space it fucking sucks it it fucked me up the other day I watched one of those videos with my kids where it was like this is the earth then this is the sun then this is the next biggest star and then it just keeps going keeps going keeps going until there's galaxies and it's all this stuff and they were just cheering every time it got bigger and I was like stop cheering like this is fucked up and when they're like this is the size of the earth but here's this earth compared to the size of the sun yeah no that's no I don't want to think about that no yeah kept on going and then it's

2:38:08just like and then this is the galaxy and then this is the small galaxy is the big galaxy this is the black star this is the giant black star they're like yeah yeah stop this is fucked up so I'm with this guy I did say that I was I was gonna base my entire theory on how the season would go on the first drive that the commanders had and I I have my answer we got a fuel goal it was not like a super impressive drive that's 98 commanders will be 98 this year based on that drive 98 98 I think the Eagles are a very very good team I think that this was not the worst showing that you possibly could have against a good team but you have in order to be a good team you have to win these kind of games and we had every opportunity to win despite the fact that we didn't play well and yet Jane didn't play great in the first half I would say played I would give him a D in the first half and then I would give him a B plus and the fourth quarter but I'm good I'm good with both of those are you okay with those great what about if he says good throw good throw is fine

2:39:09and no and that's in that's where it makes sense there are great throw sorry great throw what if he says great throw it's got to be a good throw it's got to be like a tight window or so then I just started like not acknowledging anything good I'd just be like average touchdown that's what you're supposed to do great job there was routine throws routine touchdowns routine possible game winning drives every play is hard in the hospital bad penalties but like that's what you know that's what you want yeah must win next week I wouldn't say that's what we want Hank no but that's when you yeah like step on digs like you you said I'll take that all day I can't be mad at him yeah right why won't you be he caused you the game but like fucking we we brought him in exactly no I agreed like I totally agree you ever hear that scorpion in the frog yeah yeah the scorpion's thing is I wouldn't expect I'm a scorpion of course step on things going to score touchdowns and then he's going to put his dick on shit there's also didn't end up being that consequential because they still got the two point

2:40:12tried it did like if they'd never got that two point try then it would have been but you'd rather do that earlier yeah but it I don't know like you could have you could still gone for it not gotten it and then you just wouldn't have had a chance in that last but no then that affects the way that you call play is moving forward you're right it definitely listen I obviously I'm joking a little bit about digs I wish that he didn't do that that was stupid and Jane said it was stupid but at the end of the day like okay he got a touchdown step on digs is a little bit crazy he's going to yeah that's not prediction that's not the last time he's going to do something like that what so is next week a double must win because Cowboys will get to the last game but Cowboys commanders playing at Cowboys I wish I wish the Cowboys won today yeah Max when I understand that he does not understand that part of it I wish no sense to beat the Giants because they're going to be desperate and we're not going to be able to catch him sleeping next week so yeah must win I said the

2:41:12first three games the commanders have to get one win out of those first three games yeah yeah okay so that that came happened to the Cowboys Giants Giants 28 Cowboys 20 what a win for the Giants feels like a I don't want to say statement win because you can't really have a statement win in week one but maybe it's a announcement of a new regime and the Giants to me looked tougher more physical more buttoned up as a football team than they have looked in a very long time and they kind of like like the Cowboys have all this talent the Giants were just the tougher team they were just kind of bullying him and there was a little bit of fun block where the ball kept on bouncing and the Giants recovered a couple of them and Dak did his classic Dak like what the fuck are you doing pick at the end of the first half which made no sense but that's on Dak that's not like the Giants shouldn't be apologizing that I you got to be pumped if you're a Giants yeah you got to be very

2:42:13excited about it and then also at the end of the game did you see the the four play calls in a row yeah to Singletary yeah ran the same play yes and and the Cowboys made zero adjustments on it I thought the Giants did they they looked more I don't know if the word is professional they did they crisp they look crisp they could crisp like physical all the small stuff it looks like they did everything a half second faster than yes and they did over the last few years they scored their first touchdown on week one in the last four years so that was a great start for them too that's second that second half by the way it was crazy in terms of there was only there's only five drives total it went 12 play 74 yards touchdowns for the Giants 12 play 75 yards touchdown for the Cowboys that was the entirety of the third quarter each team had the ball once in the third quarter fourth quarter 13 plays 65 yard touchdown for the Giants nine plays 74 yard touchdown for the Cowboys and the Giants got the ball and ended the game yeah it's crazy Giants were awesome on third

2:43:14down tonight yeah 90% and it felt like a version right oh really good plan for Jackson Darts some designed runs that looked good scatter bow is when he's healthy is awesome to watch Isaiah likely beast like that that seems like that was a really good free agent acquisition for for them to get him from the Ravens because remember he was he was good on the Ravens he got hurt a little bit and Mark Andrews always number one guy he might be that that might be a big big grab for them where it's like you look at their team it's like okay they got neighbors they get scatter boo they got likely like that's starting to kind of shape up to be a pretty nice position groups I think it was two guys I think it was likely and then Patrick record yeah oh they got they got multiple guys I think but but two guys like that I think yeah they're the puncher two are like setting a tone yeah terms of like what what are we going to be about as a team yeah also shout out James Winston one of the better uh help the sky ups that I've seen all year mm-hmm and I was it's a early in the

2:44:18season but um all-time help up guy like dark got laid out on the sidelines and James was a first responder on the scene yep and just like pushing everybody out of the way I got you yeah George Pickens I feel like he had a couple couple that he should have caught that he didn't and he cowboys you could see the flashes in the offense but it's gonna be interesting they have to win the like this will be a massive game week two mm-hmm uh speaking of which let's look let's look real quick at next sunday because they're always get excited on sunday night when you're like hey what do we got coming what do we got coming up uh and now it's time for that special part of today's episode brought to you by NFL Sunday ticket with NFL Sunday ticket and YouTube TV you get every game every Sunday all in one place with the magic of multi view you can curate your own perfect Sunday slate while tracking every single out of market matchup to keep your fantasy team alive to make sure you ready for kickoff we've locked in the four games you absolutely need to be watching this Sunday okay so this is uh for everyone out there who has who who's listening who has multi view uh what is

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2:46:27that was week one we're gonna do who's back in a minute but that was any any closing thoughts on week one I'm I've now decided to double down on Hank's face and just I'm glad digs did that it was funny me too yeah it's good that's good it's good I'm happy I hope he does it harder next time yeah right out yeah yeah yeah it was a loud sound what's gonna suck if he does it again and he will you're gonna have to he will you're gonna have to defend it again no you're not to defend it you're enough to cheer it yeah you gotta say that was awesome yeah I'm a fan of NFL football but also I'm a fan of slapstick comedy so I hope he does it again you got it yeah I hope they put a sound effect in the uprights it's just throwing yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah very funny yeah he needs to do a better job though of hitting the top and then sliding down that be like pretending like he's knocked out yeah that'd be really good I should do who's back of the week it's good to talk ball with the boys who's back of the week is brought to you by your friends it twisted T listen football is back it's a moment we've

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2:48:36employees my fellow MBA owners for the distraction and stress as matter has caused for which I accept responsibility as principal owner and then he basically you know long long statement but he said we're putting this chapter behind us and we are complying with the penalties assessed by the league we've paid the fine and are moving forward so there is not going to be no pushback they came out you know they came out when it first came out like a year ago that they denied denied denied he said he got he got screwed over to yep then when the suspension came out they said this is bullshit we you know categorically deny all these claims and then he's just whatever's come to light he's just he's like we're gonna eat all the shit I think someone finally got into his head where it's like dude you're your caught red handed win horse said this remember we talked about it like the Timberholes when they did this they complied they apologized they came forth they were forthright and they're like hey this is what we did and then they gave them two of their

2:49:37picks back they took five away they gave two back bomber someone smart around bombers like dude they literally have everything you you are dead to rights like what are you doing and and it's like if you want to save any type of face any type of picks you have to just say you fucked up and so smart by him I'm sure when he like became a billionaire who's like I'll never have to eat should again ever yeah I'll never have to apologize I'll never have to say I'm wrong I'm always right this got a sock for him yeah it's realizing you actually don't have fuck you money yeah yeah because everyone around which is it's crazy because he is the wealthiest NBA owner but still yeah I thought he was gonna drag this out in court Pablo Brock the richest NBA owner to his knees hmm damn had him say an uncle how much do you think he hates Pablo Tory how much do you think he's just bitching about him like to his wife oh I'm sure he's got like he's trying to reverse reverse no card him you think he's got like private investigators yeah yeah I doubt Pablo has

2:50:40anything you know any skeletons in his closet but if he does bombers finding those motherfuckers Pablo should reverse reverse the reverse no card and do like a fake skeleton yeah yeah yeah yeah if I were Pablo I'd like next time I take out my trash I'd like make it look like a whole like a large body like in a rug and then they'd be like we got you like dude yeah it's literally I'm literally throwing out a rug have a fake ex girlfriend reach out to him uh-huh you should that be funny that'd be awesome that'd be good and then bomber like it ends up trying to banger and then now Pablo's got that on him uh-huh oh the mother's back is just uh uh uh uh uh Dennis uh uh done weekend to do it oh my god the US open but I got to do it Sunday of and Saturday and Saturday Saturday women's Robachna uh-huh uh sundays verif so it was almost the first uh US

2:51:44men's grand slam winner since what like 2003 sure yeah like Ben Shelton we haven't we haven't done it in a very long time Samper's might have been the last one oh oh sounds good yeah he was he wasn't close he wasn't close GC's verif was so locked in he even know he won yeah so he was he broke him like three times the one that I don't understand that I was watching the women's final that the it was it was Sabelinkov vs. Robachna 1 vs 2 oh they kept saying that no matter what happens in this match Robachna is gonna be the number one when the when the ranking comes out on Monday but it's like they're they're playing against each other how could you how could you beat how could you lose to the number one but then still be number one oh makes no sense huh and erotic 2003 yeah also taught you're talking about explaining like trying to explain football like it makes no sense if when you really take a step back trying to explain fucking tennis the scoring system makes no sense genuinely you sound like the stupidest person and you score

2:52:50the system doesn't make sense you can't explain it in a way that sounds normal like oh well though this set is this game is to 60 it's 15 30 whatever it wasn't by the clock or something and then you have to yeah it makes no sense oh yeah it's very of also hit on Ben Shelton's uh girlfriend yeah power move turning you around the training round man yeah his professional athlete yourself she is all right that was talking tennis she seems like a great girlfriend by the way yeah like the most supportive girlfriend yeah definitely Ben Shelton though yeah he just didn't have it no didn't have it ran out of steam you could see it this verve is just a beast and there's all the nastier because jokovic cried too old yeah so but if he wasn't old he would have won I think we can all agree yes okay pft um Hank took mine actually with bomber but that's fine oh my who's back of the week is going to be the civil war oh because we had maybe the best hype video that I've

2:53:56ever seen in college football that came out on friday it was getting ready for the Kansas Missouri game two teams that used to play they used to be the same conference and it was a game that meant everything every year and Kansas just dropped a video on friday that said it's really that deep and went back to the entire history of why Kansas and Missouri are different states yep and how Missouri used to send people to kill people in Kansas because Kansas won a no slavery in Missouri won its slavery yep so they dropped a hype video with Edwin Copic and John Brown hyping up this game being like we hate you because you like slavery was the message going into it I love it which is a great that's why we love college football exactly it really is that deep and then uh Missouri went out there and proceeded kicked their ass and even the coach Missouri said like yeah I I was feeling a little extra motivation because of the hype video yeah that they dropped drink which is like yeah we wanted to rub it in at the end yeah because they you essentially said

2:54:58that we like slavery so um as they that might have been the case when the states were initially uh started up back in the 1800s drink which took that personally as you should yeah you should but again I love this dump sport yeah it's the dumbest sport in the entire world and that's what and I love it college football the best is that like this stuff is like this is what of course they're gonna bring up slavery yeah that's what that's because that's probably something that every single fan of Kansas has done in the past on that week when they're playing against Missouri like they probably talk about oh yeah you guys won its slavery yeah I did like pat 40 who's a very good writer and I do like reading his stuff uh who covers college football for many many years you think he would understand how stupid college football fan bases are he said when the opportunity arises to manipulate 160 year old tragic history and applied to a college football game in 2026 associating one team

2:56:00with slavery and the Confederacy in the process you probably shouldn't this is crap yeah pat 40 went to Missouri okay there we go right the immediate reply was like I wonder why dude and it was like honored alumni 1988 pat 40 because it's actually true like that is why there's two states exist separately yeah it's like pat 40 your your your your point is not wrong it's just you can't make it yeah and also like it's college football right right it's college football people are gonna be fucking psychos we had the the stripper assassin right polsass came back that was my other yeah yeah this back polis assassin and and her monkey like that that right there's we got one like one game where we have you know you guys like slavery we don't and then the next one polsass and comes back after Texas wins in Beetzelhau state her monkey by the way did not bite a child on Halloween yeah it very clearly also if it did bite the child there was a note that was on the door saying caution monkey yeah

2:57:02and also shout out Oklahoma state we'll we'll get into it I think we're gonna have the head coach vocal estate on Wednesday show but it that was awesome college football I mean brain and walker hmm two years in a row that was our former college football expert he picked Oregon yeah that was first pick that was tough they got they got it's not like Oklahoma state well the Oklahoma state was the better team yes absolutely absolutely all right my who's back the week I got two the first is we got a big still blue sweepstakes that's going on right now starting Monday morning at 9am and we're celebrating football kickoff we're now live in target circle K and 711 across the country you can go find out which ones closest to you at sellbluecoffee.com so there's gonna be three grand prize winners VIP visit to barstool sports on a Sunday watch ball with us $500 travel stipend $500 worth of sellbluecoffee to enter you just got to fill in the entry form uh that will put on all the social

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2:59:11closer getting a job let's just be honest you went from 0% to 10% that's true max you know that's true I didn't say you get a job you'd be closer to getting a job 10% high if you gave us a winner I can't but I feel really good winner yeah that'd be a really good winner my other who's back is Akron football because the offensive coordinator Marty Wims who won the award or got to be offensive coordinator Akron fumbled on the fourth play yep shame well as a shark wheel thing oh they did score touchdown with shark wheel that was a head coach shout out Akron football said hey big cats that he wanted to see shark wheel we scored on shark wheel so Joe Morehead shout out Akron football what was the guy's name the the coordinator Marty Wims the second so besides the fumble how was how was the play-calling on that drive uh I think it was good I think it was going up tempo yeah

3:00:12you want to play that clip that was I think that was Joe Morehead who was talking the cat and some big names who who you know did not we're not selected by our department of accounting namely barstool big cat did hear through the grapevine that in lieu of him winning the contest that there was one play he wanted to run shark wheel and incidentally enough that play is in our playbook and the first touchdown to uh fuck yeah to uh Sean Patrick was indeed uh shark love it so shout out Joe Morehead shout out Akron football that's really cool awesome promotion they ran like that was again college football is in a weird place overall but Akron's doing it right that was that was very fun so uh okay finish soft Zach I'm on his back the week this week is going to be the Chuck brothers they went to the uh you were sure Miami uh Florida and M game and they kind of did a solid boys because uh typically we think that uh you know pressure strikes are just graded every sport and they can do no wrong and they put some good tape out

3:01:13their force uh throw the football around um Matthew truck man threw a football for the first time in his life the other day it was such a funny throwing motion yeah listen athletes like that you can be great at once for it and not great at others I think we learned that five times last week but from who just all over the map all over the map like you're a really good kicker but not that not good at golf yeah something like that yeah we got to talk to Matthew that was tough and here's the thing the hockey players are terrible at every other sports side golf but here's the thing hockey players playing basketball is comedy the other side of it though did you see Kevin Durant yeah yeah yeah so smooth on a rope Kevin Durant has motion he looked awesome throwing a football discoder I have eligibility I mean listen one year yeah like he always made one hand catches like just a perfect spiral just effortless that is actually really impressive when a guy who doesn't play

3:02:14this like cross sport you can look really dumb Kevin Durant looked really good to run that football bang just perfect is that too tall to be quarterback yeah probably he's a perfect quarterback yeah I think perfect memes I agree someone did comment right away they're like that that throw would he's too tall it would sail over everyone hospital passes okay it's not that serious but it is I think give him a shot yeah give him a shot all right do you got another one Zach was that it uh we covered a bunch of them but I can pivot uh uh Ryger see had a tough last year but he defended his a waterweight title with a super rushed tk and second round the other day okay okay good for him uh good job guys first football in the football Sunday in the books feels good to be back feels really good to be back feels good to be the more hey shout out the 1-0 club feels no anyone listen

3:03:15one now week one is it's fun when you win a lot of sucks when you lose a lot of one one teams are gonna be ranked ahead of some one-on-o teams about right now it not mine it's just week one stays strong also farting is back because actually we did a good job eating today but farting is definitely back we had a great healthy week one all right numbers zero three five five five eight five five five yeah 88 I'll go with two isn't it nice when your quarterback throws beyond the sticks didn't have that last year you're afraid to throw for first down 36 40 make up 40 all Robin six in a yard Trins show

3:04:2933 33 three back yeah shout out Colton shout out Colton one and oh club one and oh club take over all that cool that Colton shout out Colton say something about the Cardinals um things are really looking up you know if anything's possible no matter where you are in life if you show up every day and you suck life's dick one day life might eat your ass so nice all right that's the Cardinals stand right there that's banger yeah card up rise up red seat we got to put that on our quote shame scared of you yeah shame is scared of you comment to shame do you have anything to say to him keep believe in shame you might get your ass eight maybe maybe if you limit the false stars 26 we need six happy birthday to Roger Bennett and to Sean Watson oh no I know

3:05:36to all start human what's up names no no no to Sean Watson I'm happy birthday bad bird treat yourself something nice to Sean happy birthday to Jimmy Butler J but J birthday to MOOC happy birthday to Terry McClore and Pete Carroll former coach in the Seattle Seahawks New England Patriots USC and that's that's all I can't remember happy birthday to Marshall Yanda happy birthday to Dan Moreno happy birthday to Gaylord Perry hilarious name happy birthday to Prince Harry happy birthday to Jenna Marbles happy birthday to Michael not Mike Michael Big man

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