Mass Lesbian Bar's Insane Rules | The Nick DiPaolo Show #1955

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2:21Leave it. Let it roll. Oh, my Steve Jobs mother fucking died tonight. Shut up. Oh, I was picking up. Do you hear that? Radio free Europe. Of course, it's not let me do it vertically the way I like it. Fucking fucking mother. Anyways, all I want to say was this. Wake up. Why, faithful? That's all. Is that that hard, God? Welcome to the show, I think. If you're watching on some other platform and you want to watch this full show, click the link in the description right now. All full episodes of my show are always streaming live at 6 p.m. and free on rumble. And if you want ad free, which is how I watch TV, join rumble premium. Today, I'm going to be talking about, oh, God, some lady get paralyzed by accident as opposed to intentionally a freak accident. It's laughable. Not to

3:21her, but to me. We're going to show a few clips at Trump, let it fly at the UN. He spends too much time going over what he's accomplished and not enough time. Say those things, but then fucking contrast them and to what Biden and the, whatever. Anyways, you know what you're doing. Oh, we got a bar somewhere in West and Massachusetts, which is another die gang out of, apparently. This is a lesbian bar and you won't believe what rule they just passed there. You'll be in shock. We got a funny clip of Tom Brady Sunday cursing on air. Not out of anger, of course, Mr. Perfect. It was, you know, out of empathy or sympathy. Anyways, and that's enough, I would say. Jackson Dart, who the giants were counting on this year to be, to change the trajectory of their

4:22franchise. I mean, he's a really great, great quarterback. And while he's out for the season now, they butcher that one on the other night during the broadcast Monday night broadcast, matter of fact, they all, you know, and it's so funny because I'm writing my book right now, although I don't know why I just, I don't know if it's because I'm on hydrocodone and fucking ibuprofen. I just can't get the umph. You should see me when I go home. I'm fucking, I go to my bed. I try to get a few stories for the show for the next day. I'm out like a light. Then last night, one o'clock comes in like this, watching fucking guitar video. I'm all screwed up. What's I talking about? Anyways, yeah, the chapter I'm on now or the rant, um, is about sideline reporters. And not so much female ones have changed my angle. It's the job that is unnecessary. Now that I think of it, I'd rather see if you're going to have a useless job,

5:27I'd rather be looking at, you know, and there aren't too many male ones left. There's a couple, but you know, I'd rather look at Katie George. I mean, the way they find these, Jenny Del Oma, Ingmenkia. Anyways, that's what I was writing about. Why didn't I bring that up because when Jackson Dark got hurt, you know, they're waiting for a friggin report from the sideline. And that came back as, it was a malicious stark, I think. But she can only go on the information they give her, whoever it was. And they said one of the, one of the, one of the giants, training staff said, he'll be okay or whatever. And then he was on the sideline. And, and, and Melissa Stark reported that he was trying to get back in the game. And so everybody's like, oh, it must be, it's not that bad. Maybe maybe three weeks or whatever at the worst. No, he's done. Once again, proving my point, sideline reporting for the Diculous, all JF2 do is pick up the foreign and call the X-ray room with the stadium. If you want to get the official word. But then

6:28that would rule outside line reporting and would have no, you know, women wouldn't be represented. Because that's why the job is invented. I don't want to give away the whole ramp, but I just did. So that's that fucking giants, man. Red Sox P you. But then I'll blame anybody. By the way, the coach, the interim coach is now the Red Sox manor signed a contract. I didn't get the details yesterday. And he should be under him. They were 20s, 21 games over five. I don't know some shit. Take it over a sink and ship. Unbelievable. So good for him. Doesn't help your eye. That's about all I got because I don't really live a life anymore. You know what I do for fun? I drank downtown, which is two miles from my house, and I try to back up all the way home. Backwards. In the mirror. You ever do that? Stumbled over some old Louis CK bits. Him at Caroline's. He looks like he did what me and him

7:33moved on there in the early 90s. It's that, and it's still. It was, he wasn't as great as he is now, but you could see it. And he was murdering on stage because it was some benefit for deaf people. And they had a lady up there signing in his last eight minutes of jokes or blow job. And so the lady's doing this. It's a funny. I mean, he's murdering, but the crowds laugh a more at the lady. He's doing a bit about this is one of his bits. He goes, yeah, I remember, I was walking down the street and this guy goes, that's a faggy shirt you're wearing. And he goes, a complete stranger. That's a faggy shirt. I remember the shirt. He goes, it was, it was pink. It had a collar and a bunch of little guys blowing each other on the, and she's over there going like this. And Louis kept telling Blowjob Joe, it was murdering. I'm just saying that guy deserves, and he really is. He's all over. He's even beaten us as far as

8:34putting up clips and shit. I know algorithms. I understand that. But I'm guessing there's a lot of other people like me who love Louis and they're bringing it. It's just coming left. They're right. And each thing is fucking funnier than the next. I just, I'm not in awe of many people. You know, he's number one on my list. A guy, I think he's the best evident. That's, you know, I know there's people who get it that follow comedy would agree with that. But most people would bring up, like I always bring up Mr. Fluffy, the Mexican kid. It's a good guy. I'm with filling arenas. And I'm just saying I never hear Louis met. And let me tell you something. Richard Pryon, you guys can sit home and say I'm full of shit. Richard Pryon, you name him all. You name the best comics out there. Even Carlin. Carlin would be the closest to being as prolific as Louis. But just, just fucking share fucking funny. I don't know why I'm talking about him.

9:40Haven't talked him forever. That's all I got folks. Someday I'll do a real show. Let's get to it. Look out below. What a tragic story. This is a, of course, I find humor in it. You, let me tell you something. That's my idea of a technical problem. I can't get the stand open to put the iPad. Look out below. A Tennessee festival go. It was paralyzed from the waist down after a man fell from a tree. White guy and landed on her during a concert in Kentucky over the weekend. Jamie Alshopper suffered a severed spinal cord in the freak accident event at the louder than life festival in Louisville on Friday. I remember Tony Suprano saying that. He would talk about

10:45somebody who could talk to me. I'll be one of my friends who had, you know, rear ended or something like bad car accident. Because that's life for you. He's just going to mind you business. The fucking asshole slams and she's, her husband Connor told the outlet that the man fell on Jamie who doesn't remember the frightening ordeal. You know, hard you have to get hit the fucking during a performance by the band knocked loose. How fucking can you make this shit up? You know who was knocked loose the guy in the tree and fucking knocked her out? Knock loose concert. Oh my fucking god. Good, good thing the good thing the band wasn't stabbed in the ass. I turn around and see her on her back. The husband says, but that's nothing unusually said. What a jerk. Then everyone said some dude fell out of a tree. Everyone said some authorities rushed to the Kentucky fair

11:48and exposition center and transported Jamie to the University of Louisville hospital where she continues to recuperate. But it is uncertain if she'll be able to walk again. It's one thing if she was, you know, if it was guns and roses or fucking whatever band you guys like today. But I mean, come on, knock loose. They've been good since the early 90s. Oh, did you guys see that's not bubble? Knock loose. Your wife said, we'll chill. What happened? Fucking asshole fell out of tree to concert. I can't feel my feet she said. I've said that many times after watching 11 hours of football try to get up and get a sandwich. Can't do anything that I used to she said. Then the husband pines and y'all but she's still at dick levels. So she's I mean, this guy's a real piece of gabbage, huh? When asked if she had a message for the man,

12:56this is what she said about the man that fell on her. But I'll forgive. A fine raise that has been started for the Tennessee native who continues to be stuck in the bluegrass state. That sounds bad. It's fucking I could make a wheelchair joke about. It's funny right now. As she said, she continues thinking of her children back home. I'm not going to be able to play with the kids. Jamie said and her husband said, yeah, but either is Jackson Dart and started another fight that another guy fell out of tree landed on him. Now they both have to get a helper monkey. It's raining man. Into the mic. That was a fucking triple off the wall. Dallas said it's raining man. And each time I try to think of a faggy, you know, why am I seeing a fuck that? It's raining man. You could fire any gay bar. Well, how do I know this? Because I lived in New York. I used to pop in once in a while to try to catch one of my friends. Like, you know, like you know, what was his name

13:59on the soprano? It was a fat guy. Anyhow, it's raining man. Good one. How did I fucking miss that? I don't think I want to do these gigs coming up. I mean, that was a fast ball right down the middle. Hey, speaking of that, did you see anybody baseball fans? Did you see what happened to Alex Breggman? Dallas, you see that? He's on deck and the guy at the plate follows one off, gets him in the face. Breaks his fucking orbital bone. I closed. They put a picture of him like in the locker room after he's got a thing up his nose to stop bleeding. His eyes completely closed. There's like dry blood right here. And I don't think it hit him on the fly. It actually took one, but it was like a fast ball. And I don't know why you know baseball. I guess the on deck circles were always in a dangerous place, but they're not there anymore. The players don't even

15:02state. Are they even there? I don't think they're drawn on the field anymore. They stand back, but they stand a little towards the catcher. Am I right? He's sort of in the line of five for something like that. But you realize folks, I mean, his fucking and he goes, I'm playing this week. He's got facial fractures. And boy, I played it all. Why wouldn't I fucking bring that in? Why I was too busy giving you the wrong clip of the wrong fuck. I would have put, I would have put zero to three. You would have just saw the foul ball. Fucking motherfucker. Anyways, yeah, check that one out. It's online. You have to keep an eye on it because he's down in the left hand corner when you put it on the screen. It just fucking drops my Kennedy. Ouch. I saw something even worse than that. I was watching a game in my hometown like on a Wednesday night, a Babe Ruth Lee game, whatever you want to call it. And this kid, what's his first name? His last name is Mark Powell. Is I think Mark Powell's? He's walking. There's a kid on

16:08deck on his team swinging a bat. And he happened to be walking to pick like something up, the donut ring that you put on that whatever. As he stands up, the back comes raw. Brags his jaw. I was sat like this like a girl. I was like, oh my god. I just happened to be watching him. Hit in the like like fucking like a Gambino guy would do if you owed him money. I mean crunch. But check out Breggman. That was beautiful. That's, I don't know, God's saying enough, man. Let's move on to Trump addresses the hunger. That's the UN General Assembly. And he brought the heat. Again, this takes place in New York City. Everybody hates it when it when the UN comes to New York City because it fucks up traffic. I've been the victim of that many times. Why does the UN anymore? I don't understand. That's another thing I thought he thought he might get rid of. And

17:11you know who loves it, by the way, the politicians that come in the hookers. And that's no joke. Even when they're important seriously about the UN and the speakers, even like a Fox knows, they'll mention prostitutes. Like not even joking around. They fucking, because they can afford, the best whores. Not the ones like me and Louise to get. A couple of went through chemo. One of them have like a fucking plastic hip at 18. And I'm just disgusting. I mean, I don't, I forget what his name was. Billy Crenster. New special. Yeah, fuck. He stepped on my gay joke. Aftonon special. That's true. It's like the strippers that are on the Aftonone, right? They're going to the Titty Bar at one on a Tuesday. Fucking lady wheels are self-out there. She's got two tips, but they're on her back. Fucking all kinds of leopathy, diarrhea. And I'm throwing 10 zedder because I know I can get her. Anyways, he has missed a Trump. I call him the Teflon Don,

18:14speaking. It's one of the few times he gets to speak to all the leaders that pretend that they are our competition. And this one here, the first clip he's talking about AI and he wants to rename. Why do you name it? I thought he was going to say Trump intelligence, but he didn't. But go ahead. Whoever wins AI, you have to remember this. And now I say whoever wins, SI, whoever wins super intelligent wins. That's the group that wins. And we're leading now over China by a lot and everyone else. Pause. I love how he says that. Like there's a scoreboard. We're up 48, nothing in half time. Well, they didn't buy a lot. How the fuck do you know? They don't exactly put their cards out to the world. I mean, I hope that's the case. But at least he admits it. Whoever wins that race wins because they, who was, oh my god, this kid Mickey McCarty, a kid that I went to high school with, who's like, he was just a regular kid when I hung out with him, red hair frinkles.

19:17And he could do great imitations and he was funny and silly and kind of drunk in high school. This motherfucker ended up being a computer whiz. And he put someone Facebook explaining the power of AI, literally that quadrillions, they could do a quadrillion things and what. There won't be any codes that they can't break. In other words, nookley codes. Do you see why it's important folks? Anyways, go ahead Don. We're going to keep it that way. We're going to keep it very very straight and very strong. I'm not going to stifle growth of something that will be bigger than the industrial revolution. Many say bigger than the industrial revolution or the internet itself. And we will be very careful. This footage is from Japan, God, developing. The Department of Justice that we've already used it having to do with this very subject and used it very powerfully. Everything worked out very well and very quickly. Another law enforcement bodies that will rain things in if we have to do that. But we will only encourage superintelligence.

20:22We're going to encourage it, not rain it in. We're going to watch it closely through the Department of Justice. The United States leads the world and superintelligence and we'll continue to do so safely and responsibly. Americans have never been a nation that retreats from a frontier or shrinks from a challenge no matter how great or how daunting that challenge may be. The Gulf of Intelligence. Well, we'll see. I mean, he is quite a salesman. Have you ever heard him say and you know, I'm a fan, I'm just saying, he is a true salesman. Have you ever say I'm talking his first term, this term ever seen him in front of a camera go, well, they've given us quite a run for their money or it's never. We're crushing these people with crushing this, with crushing that. And it's kind of hurting him now because the war's still going on that he said was going to be over in five minutes. But once again, like I said, if you're adults, you won't

21:25hold that against them because his long goal is to keep Iran from getting a nuclear. I believe that because he's got grandchildren and great growth. I really believe that. And he's like he said, I'm only going to be around for another two and a half years. But you never ever hear him say, well, we got a little catching up to do. It's always, it's 58 to six in the first quarter. But AI is a, it is. It's a creepy thing. I get scared, right? When I hear shit like that, then I'm trying to use it last night at this morning. I go, give me some, give me some footage of when Trump blew up that terrorist house, you know, a couple of years ago. And fucking AI, you know, in the thinking, thank you, hard for that. Get, you know, a minute and a half later, sends me eight, you know what's creepy? It's probably listening to me now. I get home, there's going to be a picture made of my dick cut off and I pop up. This podcast is supported by your Southern California

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24:50to be perfect. Shopify can help you build upon it. Start your free trial on Shopify.com. And it said you're black. I said yes I'm a Malignan. I'm a Lignese. Anyhow and then I go you're not that fucking smart. Not yet but that's not. If you prompt it like the some guy in China right now trying to prompt it to give us and give them the codes to a fucking and they can do it. It's fucking creepy. Sorry for all the fucks. I've been like this since I was a kid. Let's go on to the second clip Trump talking about how America's always been the country that leads which you wouldn't know listening to the you know the mainstream media for the last 60 years but go ahead Chappie.

25:53The entire world is being lifted by the wealth strength spirit and momentum of a newly energized and a very powerful United States of America and just as we've been able to say that with some energy problems we inherited at home we have acted with the size of this and speed to reshape the world stage and solve problems that have plagued us for far too well every leader in this room and your great leaders many great leaders I know. Uh oh it's something bad coming. Very well but they know that given only a short time to make this world better safe for and more prosperous for our children for the people on earth we have to take advantage of it as president of the most extraordinary nation in history. I have no interest in leaving dangers to grow for another day. I do not believe in letting problems fester they only become harder to solve. So while others have it's like a boil on my ass. I have acted while others have spoken of peace. I have made peace.

26:59This is true. While others have ignored threats I have confronted them. All that's true. While others have talked of courage America has shown it while others have promised strength I have used it to make America the most powerful country in the world. I know a thing or two about a thing or two. All that's true. He confronted all these shit. Obama everybody glossed over it. Biden Obama George W. I've been glossed over the big I ran. It's been the thundersides in 78. Finally after thousands of soldiers losing their lives and all other kind of fucking 911 all the other whores shit. Somebody goes hey motherfucker but you people are going yeah but you said bananas are going to be 50 cents a pound and gas is up shut up. Fucking bite your tonkify minutes or a year. He was

27:59handed a shit economy and this all the shit I'm saying can be verified. It's empirical evidence. Not making it up. Not like the left does. Remember Biden? Look brought the lowest inflation. All that and then when it was bad it was what did he call a Putin flation or Russian inflation whatever some name like that you think I remember but I don't care. Anyways it's always fun to watch Trump again because he was actually saying some shit. I didn't see this clip because I'm not going to watch an hour and a half but I guess he was bragging about shit he did and they started laughing at him like like he was lying. That's how the person who wrote the article said. Keep laughing motherfuckers. Keep laughing and somebody who was defending Trump said you know he's got all of South America is all under us now they're all allies producing their own oil and shit. You understand how I'm putting that is they're all sort of on our side now.

29:02Guys like Maduro or Jail all this great shit he's done and he didn't even mention those two yesterday. Not that it matters because people just you know gonna listen to CBS. Anyways finally he addresses the threat of Iran. But I have a big decision to make. Will a deal be made with Iran that lets them rebuild and create a far greater country than it ever was before. It never was. Would he talk to the greatest in the Middle East or even the world or do I annihilate this Islamic Republic. Ding ding ding. And do it quickly never giving them a chance to kill and destroy people and countries again. I'm for the second one. Do I drive them into hell with no chance to survive? They already live in hell. The people of Iran do. They're the ones who have since the

30:02Mullahs took over for the last almost 50 years now. They've been clamoring for freedom and for and you can't blame them. People go well I don't think they go out and fight. Really? You go out and protest and they see on TV they knock on you door the next day to watch you mother. How do I do that over here? I hope for the love of Christ. Go ahead. Pulling no hope of future greatness or generations. But I believe we'll make a deal right after the election because it makes sense for them not to. You have an Indian nickname. You see how I do in the midterm election. What they don't realize is that I'm not running. I did that already and one in a landslide we won in a giant landslide. He has worked skilling time. I'll be here for two and a half years. The Republican Party is running and I'll be helping them. But I am not running. I gave absolutely no credence and will not give credence to the election

31:03when it comes to Iran. It doesn't even enter my mind. The only thing that does is that Iran will never have a nuclear weapon. The cowards and traders. Put the king. Yeah wow. A reluctant round of a plaza. You fucking people. Thank you. They put the camera on the Iranian cowards and traders would love to say the United States is low on munitions. But that's not true. I bet we'll make it more than ever munitions than we could ever possibly even think of using. He's counting the rocks and the marbles levels that we have never done before. We are adding to our stockpiles. He lays it on to stand and then we have ever been able to do. And I understand that folks. The people that hate him. But you have to be a little more mature than that. And I'll say this again. All the great leaders weren't the most likable people. Whether it's football coaches, fucking MacArthur. You think you fucking his underlings loved them or Vince Lambert. I always go to

32:05sports, but it's true. You know, but you guys, you know, he's a braggar. But you know why he does that? Part of the reason he does that other than it's part of him. Nobody gives him credit. 93% negative coverage in the last year by the media. Who's going to blow his horn if he doesn't? Go ahead. Before top of the line. Top of mind. In addition, in the very near future, massive munition plants will be opening. There are 18 of them being built by the greatest defense companies in the world right now. Three people that make a dollar store. Some of them very quickly will be completed. They're almost there. And that rapid construction will be leading to very rapid deployment of missiles of every type and ammunition of every type. And we'll be able to supply our allies at a much faster rate that we're doing right now. I call on all nations to join us in

33:09enforcing the complete economic isolation of Iran until they stop their attacks on commercial shipping. Relinquish their nuclear ambitions and seize their support of terror. Pause. I'm watching the five yesterday in Jessica Tallah of the token liberal at the table saying that we don't control the straight foremose. She's like arguing all these things that you can verify like how much oil is going through a day and shit. And she looks right in the camera and goes she was arguing I think with Jesse Waters. Nobody believes that Jesse. That's how they think. Nobody in your little world believes it. And now, anyways, is he almost done? I'm almost getting sick of him. Go ahead, John. The terrorist regime is behaving badly. Not because they are strong and confident, but because they are hairy and ignorant and desperate. If we stand united, we will soon see a world free of the last 51-year menace of Iranian terror and oil prices will

34:15come plummeting down even lower than you know, I fucking hate the way you let me fucking ride you. I get the fuck out of here. That's what he should have said to the Iranian delegates. That's all he had to say. Anyways, that guy doesn't stop. Today he's entertaining G-Ping. Could you guys ever do that job? I get the best job in the world here and I can't fucking stand it. No, I'm just saying. Imagine they don't get on a plane and go to the middle. Ugh, how do you do it? Hey folks, October 8th, I'll be at Hyena's in Dallas. I'm not bragging. November 5th, the punchline of Lent, the November 6th, Rivers, Casino, Philly. November 7th, Soul Jolls, Potsdam, PA. January 22nd, I'm at Wonder's Theatre. I heard it's a beautiful little theater. Myrtle beats South Carolina. Tommy don't book any more after that because I'm judging. I'm serious. These five gigs, I want to see how I feel after. I'm like

35:18Barbara Streiseng announcing her fucking final tour for the third time. Go to NickDip.com to get your tickets now before they sell out. Why do you think I go to the merchandise page and buy little things of fentanyl and we got fun-sized snickers and fucking rubbid nipples? You want to send a personalized video? So I can say whatever you want to say. You book that at shoutout.us. Shoutout.us. Hey, they made an interesting discovery in Budapest, right? I think it's in Budapest. Is that what the Dan Newbriber is? I should know that. I missed it every time I'm in jeopardy. They only bring these questions. I almost fainted because I watched the whole week of jeopardy. I didn't see any trannies. That's where I got. I want to do the investigation. I want to be like Chris Hansen only sneaking around the jeopardy audition. So

36:19wherever they have the... I said out. Motorcycle mystery. A relic of World War II has emerged from the Dan Newbriber. More than 80 years after the war ended along with the remains of two German soldiers whose identities still remain a mystery. They think one of them is Sergeant Schultz and the other is Colonel Kling. The motorcycle, I get two of these at home. They're about in the same shape. What jifistles identify as DKWNZ350-1 was found in the Dan Newbriber in central Budapest this summer. The discovery was announced. If it was found this summer, why are you just letting us know about it now? Can I ask you that much? You have banks. The discovery was announced by the German War Graves Commission. That sounds like a fun place to work. An organization that works to locate recover and identify German war dead. You might want to get another guy to trace dead Jews and you'll

37:23probably find the... Because the harbor mud is mixed with gas oil, you know your folks, you know your gaslings made oil. The motorcycle and identification tags are well preserved. Not sure what that has to do. The ID tags are... Oh, because of the water itself in the river. The German War Graves Commission said in a statement adding that the motorcycle model in quotes was considered particularly robust and reliable at the time. Much better than the Kawasaki 150. Remember those? Rice eaters? Burners? Officials also found the remains of two German soldiers doing a 69 while recovering a third guy watching on his motorcycle. Recovering the motorcycle along with two well-preserved tits. They had artificial tits back then that nobody knew about. Fucking Germans were ahead of the... No, identification tags. Both tags were still intact. Typically one half of a fallen soldier's tag was left with the body while the other was set to the Wehrmark Information

38:27Office so that the soldier's family could be notified according to the commission. The fact that the tags were still intact could indicate the soldiers would never recover or officially accounted for after the deaths. Who said that? Some guy had tample born that. I worked for them when I get out of call. A tample born that. Poor soldier's, huh? Doing all that shit and you're missing. Try it! I did the best I could! What about me? What am I supposed to do? Did I already hit the... Hmm. Let's move on to lips. Oops. And our lips eating lips, I could... This is my favorite story of this week, of this month, maybe of this year. I can't even believe it's true. I've been saying what cycles people are still wearing masks when you see them at the airport

39:33and shit. And I never know that these people existed. A massachusetts lesbian bar, first of all, that sounds very discriminatory. Straight women or a guy's can't come in. Look, we have a lot in Carmen. Yeah, you like the taste of snatch. Don't you? The send that into a caddy culture war and faces a potentially business-ending boycott from sudden enemies who flipped out when the own has lifted a long standing. Listen to this mask mandate for just one night a week. Let me explain. Greenfields, the name of the bars, last ditch bar, which is perfect. For a dyke bar. Last ditch bar scrapped Saturday mask requirements on August 31st. In other words, you had to wear a mask when you went, even now, they were all right with that. Think about that.

40:34You want to be part of that fucking little group? Explain that to me. The more I live, the lot, let me tell you something about whether it's trans or just plain homosexuals gay, lesbian, it's mental. There's a lot of mental involved there. I really believe that. Doesn't mean you have to hate them or whatever. Yes, make fun of them. Look how they dress and keep fucking their lawns, nice fuck them. A bid to boost business. But the move completely backed by sparking uproar from members of the small city's queer community. You get what I just said? The people in the community upset that they said, you don't have to wear a mask on Saturday night. One night out of the week. You would have thought they were upset. It trippied the other way around that they said, you know what? We're making you wear a mask one night a week. That we would understand. I don't even understand. Here we are six years out from the fucking so-called COVID crisis.

41:41We have proven 40 times a mask didn't work. These people are mentally fucking ill. Some critics dramatically liken the decision, listen to this, to a mass disabling event, which I don't even know what that means. A eugenicist attack and a host of other hot button terms that escalated to threats of violence. Proving once again, people didn't pick on you all your life because you were gay. You were fucking asshole. You all think the same. You're all fucking victims, permanent victims. That's how you see your life. Most years, ugly as a stump fence. They are in lies. You hate for everybody and everything. I fucking, you can't hate me as much as I hate you. Except for the pretty lesbian. It's like I said, hope your venue gets- this is what somebody, this is somebody who- this is probably a lesbian. These are people writing in the local paper. I hope your venue gets firebombed for robbing my fellow, listen to this. Immuno compromised people of their Saturday plans. Let me tell you, if their Saturday plans

42:46include just going to the fucking last ditch, whatever the fuck it's called, you don't have a life. Put a fucking gun in your mouth tonight and say goodbye to the Asian boy you adopted, you and Peggy. Just to scrape extra revenue from Ableis. I don't even know what that means. One comment to wrote on the West of Massachusetts bar's post announcing the change. Oh my god. Let's take a look at some video. Angry Dikes and action. Let it go. Oh! Now, if that was from the bar, see those- those are good lesbianes. Don't be pixelating a crotch. Why people are watching? What a country. Oh, they. People like you- this is another post in the local people. People like you killed disabled people

43:48in the name of your own leisure and convenience. This is free dikes or a tranny. We're going to show you the picture at the end. Me and Dallas have studied it like the Sepuroda film camp figure out what they are. Can you imagine this is their thanks for creating a little tree hut for you, psychos. Wrote another while the third said, just say you're being complicit in a mass disabling event and get it over with, making up the wrong terms. If you haven't heard it on CNN, it doesn't exist. And that was all because mass were made optional just once a week. Last stitch which opened in 2025- it's only been opened a fucking, well not even a year, still requires mass. All of it days. Even as Greenfield hasn't reported a COVID case in months. Fuck, that's the- even the person don't get it that's right in it. That's the least of it. Nobody's died of a fake COVID. The business soon found it's a dived bar room bear meaning empty on what used to be the busiest

44:52night as I rate customers banding together to boycott. You don't understand. They're not boycott. Like I said, because you have to wear them. Talk about virtue signaling. It's sales had already been slumping. I'll tell you why. Due to the fucking angry and attractive fucking clientele I'm guessing. Place smelled like a fish factory. Floundering- oops, no pun intended. Slumping due to the bars, floundering business model that includes rules like nobody will be barred. Listen to this. This is one of the rules. They make up rules that they can't even force. Nobody will be barred from entry meaning the bar due to lack of funds in poor and unhoused people are welcome in the space. Boy, that sounds like a great Saturday night. Come on, Diane. Let's go throw darts over a guy laying in his old shit. The mask mandate was another rule as last ditch vowed ableism and fringements on disabled patrons enjoying the venue was strictly barred. That meant the face coverings were required

45:57to protect anyone who was immune compromised. It remains unclear how anyone was expected to drink while mask. It's a good point. Remember on the planes they said we couldn't yet they handed out food. The bar's three owners, look here we go. Look at this. I first looked and I went, oh it's two guys and a woman on the left. Look, can you make this shit up folks? That's the three owners. One of them a drag performer who uses its pronouns. Another one who's now in clown school. This is like an SNL sketch. Began to slip behind on their bills and couldn't pay themselves or even the staff. Look at the one on the far right. That's a woman on the far right. It's not cash but tells cousin. Look at the one in the middle. Mark McGuire in high school and he grew a mustache.

46:58Oh my god. You're a biological aberration. So the trio decided to lift the mask mandate on Saturday to try to boost revenue and keep the lights on. Of course a Boston Globe brought us that story. And now on the verge of bankruptcy because their clientele guessing is most likely mentally ill towards that's it. Finally tonight let's end on I wanted to show this last week elbow macaroni I call it. I don't know if you guys were watching the NFL last week at as you know Tom Brady works for Fox as a color commentary guy. My Buddhist contract was get this I think 350 million for five years or something like that. That's 70 million a year. On on top of the billions he's already fucking probably getting money from the Patriots that he deferred and his wife has made a trillion dollars his ex-wife I should say. Can you imagine what's that like? Wouldn't you like to walk into

48:00Oghichi market with that money? Yeah. And go I want the store and they're like what do you mean? I want the store get out. Here's the offer and they like see ya. Nick that's what you do if you had held the money in the world. Yes. Since I hate that goddamn New York strip that two inch thick I can't get my mind off it. Real fun to chew and I take my teeth out. Go Tom Brady is doing the color commentary and the quarterback for the Washington out column red skins. Jayden Daniels is a hell of a player. He's going to dislocate his elbow and Tom is going to provide the commentary. Let's take a look shall we watch his elbow up Gilligan. Oh no. Dallas turn that up turn it up on this one. Let's watch that again. All right. Oh shit. Oh no. Excuse me. It's not a- Oh shit. Oh no. Okay. All right. Oh shit. Oh no. It's not a-

49:13I don't know how to stop it. Shut up. Come on it was just a knife. How fucking funny. And he catches himself. There's a difference. You know when comics I know every- we've all done shows where we weren't supposed to swear. Maybe a panel show whatever. And when you do even if it's on like you forget like you don't even catch yourself because you're a potty mouth. But Tom knows where his bread is butter. I thought what end on that. That's it. Dallas little little low energy today and I know I sucked. They go hand in hand. That's it. You got anything? Don't forget cameo.com because apparently a lot of you have if you want me to you know roast a friend or relative go to cameo.com I could use the money

50:15the way for their blow problem and the dog needs new nails. I pulled them out last night. It was a sport. That's it. You guys think I'd say you're very welcome. I will see you back here again on the final day of the week at least for us tomorrow. Have a good rest of the day everybody.

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