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What's up everybody? Welcome back to the kind of funny gamescast for Tuesday, September 15th, 2026. Of course, I'm your host Tim Gettys and I'm welcoming back. Greg Miller. It's a weird one. It is weird. Jen and I were talking about this, you know, Friday off to BlizzCon. And then took an extra day to come back obviously on Monday. It feels like we've been going on a long time. I've packed you so much in. I've packed you so much in. It's not a Disney Land in. Sure. Disney Land is like that's a whole, that's a whole vacate. A Disney Land that is, of course, celebrating Halloween season. They started in August. Of course, they want the money. So, and I want the fun. So, when Tim wanted to shit all over me on September 1st, I didn't understand why there's a lot of things. I definitely do. And it's hilarious the amount of people that are on your side. It's so crazy to think that like, I'm being egregious saying that Halloween should at the most be celebrated starting October 1st. You said a week. I'm saying I'm saying I'm most I know I'm talking about a week now That's where I think you pissed a lot of people off. Oh, I mean, but I think the week is what it should be your psychopath
Here's I think it's just that like I wanted me against what you're saying If we weren't in arms race with the Christmas people It's the fact that Christmas gets starts getting celebrated so early that I got it while I'm Wrongs great the rules are broken. I'm gonna do it. No, it's wild Listen, I got good news for you Tim and about five to seven years We're all gonna be in a war for water. So it doesn't matter. We'll be finding the AI just looking for fresh water So you have to worry about Halloween much longer. Yeah, I don't know about that somehow you'll find a way I know that and it's something that I'm against Halloween. I'm just against me I mean more time she had me back to back to back to back. I wonder why if you're watching live be part of the show by Super Chatting on youtube.com slash kind of funny games remember we couldn't do this without our producers on patreon.com Slash kind of funny. So thank you to Omega Buster Delaney the song twining and Michael pays a Vento Now they'll start with the topic of the show We already got a super chat soft topic but Josh Tater since I got asked Greg about it starts in the Mizzou game
Well these tigers looking good on thing. I want to Right they beat Kansas. It was a big deal Can't just try to get special with it too where they put up a whole video. We're like hey, don't forget their racist This whole this whole rivalry starts because the Civil War Mizzou is like whoa what the fuck man come on. That's not cool Can you imagine can you imagine going to Degrees and lengths that are just too far when you're talking about sports Years of stuff. You know what I mean? Yeah, it's crazy. They didn't say no, we're not racist. They just said whoa That's not good. Why I said it wasn't even your racist. It was like remember they were a slave state. Mm-hmm. And they're like wow We're not anymore. That's not what Joe Ham has to say, you know John Ham said we were slaves. I don't know. I want to know what John Ham has to say he says zero You usually look where I also want to know what you have to say about Wolverine everybody This is our Wolverine spoiler cast so if you have any questions about the story or the bosses or the characters Or does any spoilery stuff for Wolverine now is the time to super chat those questions
Comments concerns in and great. I will talk about them to the best of our abilities This will be obviously full spoilers for Marvel's Wolverine on the PlayStation 5 by insomnia at games So if you do not want to be spoiled for that game Don't watch this yet play the game come back listen to this check it out Have some fun go to your thing man. I always think every this doesn't go bad. This isn't milk It's not worried about it. It's not here for you Delightful Darren already super chat and say and I'm enjoying Wolverine But this isn't as good as the Miles Morales game. I love the Miles gaming story It was 15 to 20 hours long and only $50 Yeah, I also did not enjoy this as much as I enjoyed Miles Morales But Greg there's a lot to talk about this is a there's a whole story that we didn't really You couldn't get into we didn't want to get in we didn't want to You obviously we we talked about kind of our overall Thoughts on the quality of it, but we didn't really get to talk about anything that happens We didn't get to talk about any of the real character dynamics in any type of depth We didn't really get to talk about the bosses that show up the ones that we liked the ones that we were a little at on
I kind of want to start with you and the centinals because your preview event you only got to play the basic centinals not Yeah, we're gonna The game has multiple sentinel battles going through whether it's the more Humanoid sized ones that you're facing off against towards other ones sends us to Wolverine heaven the bigger ones Yeah, what do you think about the finished product now with the entire sentinel experience from a Boss fight encounter perspective? I don't think it did much for me they definitely tuned the difficulty of that first sentinel battle It went way faster than they did in my previous session my previous session And they what and I don't think it was that I didn't know what I was doing Maybe it was that the allocation of skill points or something that affect But during that previous session like this is going on an egregiously long time both in fit is one in phase two outside with mystique and Saber-duff so they got that to where I didn't have as I didn't feel as oh I'm doing this again And it's taking this long which was nice
Once the sentinel's got introduced is humanoid sized people and you're like all right That's weird like we know and I maybe I don't maybe I don't actually Maybe I don't I feel like I know what a sentinel should look like and how big it should be and how actual scary it should be And so when it's just like These sentinel dudes just normal size sentinel dudes and of course I I want to know if this was your take on it too Every time the game introduced is like whoa Here's a new enemy type that's like dude that first fight with them always felt like it took a while I'm like I actually had it and then every other time they showed up they were just fodder and I ended up seeing them apart I mean I think that's just because the game taught you how to beat them and I think the game's very I mean like we said the combat is pretty simple in terms of Almost rock paper scissors where it's like they're not adding Many more elements. They always had more hit points is basically what I mean though I hung out longer with them and then they show up like oh it's gonna be if others two of them But I feel like as the enemies would go on there was there's a lot more of those yellow parries So that means you're like taking down a lot more help if they hit you it's more but you know at that point
I think there were a little more so anyways Normal size sentals didn't do much for me and then the big sentinel of that point was Fine again like I wish we had more of a shadow the colossus like I am Save don't even give me the small ones bring out the big one here. We did it here's I've realized trash Division it's all but now it's turning you into mutants and now I am jumping on finding weak spots Gah-gah people are coming up knocking me off. I have to get thrown back up there You know fastball special style to get whatever like I could have gone for that. Yeah I mean like my problem is we will run through this as So few on the stick's moments and even story beats but for this art conversation story wants stick with me where it really is like I felt let down by every boss fight like like omega red wasn't like a lot of fun to fight like I don't remember specific I remember stanch it as fucking his dreads out of his arms and yankin him a throne like you know they meet like So even the big set will fight at the end of the wing. I don't remember I mean anything other than serviceable like everything else in this game in terms of combat
Yeah, the signal one at the end I think kind of set piecewise was what I expected and wanted from the fight So I feel like that kind of it gave me No, no, it gave you what you gave me what I want from the big final battle thing right and especially when you had all the The sinister stuff around it and the smaller sense of no tell me that that's classic X-Men stuff like that That's just how how this has to go and also classic insomnia game design where you just need the enemy types to to level up Yeah, you take that all back to classic like arcade brawler design of like you get the you know the purple foot soldier Then you get the blue foot soldier then you get to understand what that means in terms of HP and Abilities and all that but boss fight wise lady death strike in the middle of the game. I enjoyed quite a bit I feel like some of the story beats there really really worked for me and then some of them Overall like the conclusion of it's with the helix thing like killing her and all that yeah It's a little bit Convenient and rust for the plot that they were trying to tell overall Um, but I really liked both the mechanics of that fight and how it kind of played with the hordes of hand
I think the hand as an enemy for Wolverine was by far the highlight for me Of just generic grunts that you're facing off against yeah, um and them teleporting around and they're just cool They look cool the red school the areas. They're in like everything about that Japan But I think level to the game and that's what I'd like to I'd rather flip the conversation a bit about right or What does stand out to you from the Wolverine game like what when you go back to it because for me it is That start to Japan. I thought being on the plane getting thrown out of the plane I'm you know clawing my way back into the plane Gene's throwing people around the planes cry like I loved that That is like when I think back on this game and what I'm gonna remember I'm gonna remember that I think then also just I liked being in Tokyo I like I liked what that looked like yeah, I guess for me the the fan like most was the Getting into the handslayer because I feel like the the Tokyo it was cool if a little under utilized Like lots of repeating NPCs lots of like okay, I can't do many things It's definitely the biggest area in the game
But I think it really kind of highlights just how hallway based the game is which I don't think is inherently bad But when you do have a more open space like Japan and it is just a lot of the hallways next to each other It is a little deceiving. I felt like there was going to be more things for me to be able to do And in some ways it's like oh you can crawl up this wall But you can on this one and it didn't feel As consistent as I would have liked because it did give me the impression that I was gonna be doing much cooler things There are stepping moments where you're running on the rooftops and The big dinosaur thing and you're like dodging it and stuff And it is cool But it is so on rails yeah that like you can almost look around to the Japan from the floor and like see Oh, eventually I'm gonna get there, but when you down there looks like oh there's like places to go And again, I didn't need it to be more open, but it's presented open and so that's the thing that Was hard for me to kind of wrap my head around but then once you get down into the layer in Japan that's For the hand I loved going through those caverns and like kind of getting the story beats of
What happened and why they're so upset with Wolverine? Yeah, and I called him the shini gami like the god of death and kind of revealing over time that this layer is Their tomb where in past lives Wolverine has killed hundreds of not thousands of hand members That is such a cool idea for somebody that we know that we're playing as that is just killing and ripping people up And I can't remember his past to have his past involved being God of death the god of death and especially as that plays into the apocalypse stuff later which I think is obviously Well-intentioned I think very poorly done But I think that the teases of it here of him being literally the embodiment of death to the hand Against lady death strike like all that stuff was really cool And I think the boss fight and that area using the insomniac tech of the portals and like the the fun I I don't even know the best way to put it like what what is it's not a universe jumping
But it's just like complete different area jumpings where you're like you got like smashed up that thing and come all the way down here And now different planes just totally different planes or it's like from a video game perspective very impressive Technically, but then I also think it just adds a lot of fun and intrigue to what's going on here with the hands that are throwing down the smoke bombs and all that stuff It just that section of the game was like such a highlight to me for sure Yeah, I'm with you on that like I think that was all really cool And even like when we got to the point where the hand gets introduced early on which is from my demo, right? But was a breath of fresh air to go from the mechanical cyborg people to suddenly it was the hand I enjoyed fighting them more and I thought they were more interesting I loved stabbing me with katanas and me yanking them out and then using them to attack people I thought it was better iconography right of like I talked about of them You know Wolverine's running grabs the guy to guys jump out they stab him the chest and we smash through the glass We all come down he gets some payload with the thing that all worked really well for me in terms of like that's cool But it was that usual thing of like I'm playing them like I wish this was the game
Like I want your take because I know we haven't actually talked we talked in code about it in there or whatever But I don't know your take on the overall story and I personally feel like a more narrow story smaller story a smaller scope could have gone so much further like I would have rather fleshed out more of this with the hand more of being the shemigami right of like This is what we're doing not to say like Ignore other things are not have other threads the idea but like I just like from this jump 30 years 30 years ago Wolverine's this fair little guy British man starts talking him. Oh, it's in the last six. Oh, that's mr. Simistar. Okay. He's a bad guy like I'm not I'm not at no point to this game have me believing that no Troy Baker is going to be the good good guy that we're gonna turn this or to go somewhere So I'm like I'm obviously gonna fight it so to get to the inevitable conclusion of him just having to jam in his head and being in the cape and being in the outfit I was like that didn't feel earned that I didn't understand what we're doing that. Oh, I mean I disagree with that just because like I don't think it's a problem that we knew that he was bad for the beginning
Because I do think that if you don't know Mr. Simistar is the way the game presents it I don't think people would think that he's bad until they give you the story beats the show Like when he the way that he gets he's trying to control Wolverine when Wolverine kills to ask and he's like Hey, that was mine to do not you like those type of things and it's like but we we also see Xavier do things like that all the time We also haven't seen Charles Xavier well presented so far like the the Patrick Stewart version is very different than the comic and even animated series version of Xavier and at this point it's like that's just as viable of an option and of a take of the character because we We're talking about decades of movies at this point um, but mr. Simistar is still very much a like You need to know to know type thing right and connect the sx to that like the movies haven't got into in a direct way Like the sx foundation or whatever was in Deadpool 2 but like yeah average people don't understand what that means Um an x-man 97 like if you watch that you fully understand But like if you didn't um, but I
Similar to spider-man with doc awk. I think that there was more of a Are they really just gonna keep him a good guy here really? But like that was that was more just for that game and then it When they had the whole sinister sex and it's like well, they're gonna do this and have auto turn That all felt so earned like that felt so good agree But spider-man is a much better story than Wolverine is um, but I don't think that's because of the asic side of things here Uh, and I think that the it's not that I was like oh man, they nailed it But like I was I was with it the whole time like I like I love stories performance Sure it is yeah as sx and I just think that overall like the I was trying to put into words like where I'm at overall with the story of this game because I don't think it's bad I at all I just don't think it's that good and I Think it's interesting in ways, but I think in the ways that it's interesting it Kind of turned me off. It's like the best way I can put it is it's like a what if episode
But now one of my favorite ones and there's been a couple in my opinion bad what if episodes I really love a lot of them This is one that's just kind of in the middle. It's a story of a very Wolverine in a totally different what if scenario And kind of the point of playing through the stories figuring out what's different from the things that I'm from Right, and so when you jump it off and start with Essex It's less to me a question of like oh is he really bad and are they gonna keep it that way and it's more like oh They're using him to tell the story we're familiar with of Charles Xavier taking in mutants and have Having the school having a place for them to go having a place for them to feel safe and Try to find other mutants to bring them in, but what does that mean? What's his real goal? What and how is he doing it? What's the means the end and all of that and I was very interested in this game in the early moments of it or hours of it of them setting up the situation of
Having Essex trying to get this he looks thing to be able to find more mutants to be able to bring him into his school thing Trask trying to use it to Bring find mutants to kill all the mutants and then the well we know because we know X-Men of well Charles Xavier would eventually Use something like this with cerebro to bring mutants in his way and I like that idea of the triangle of they're all trying to do the same thing with very different angles, right? Game doesn't get there though. That's the problem. It doesn't ever introduce the Charles Xavier side at all There's just no X-Men in this period and I don't think that that means that this is bad But I do think that's a thing that a lot of people were very interested in and the fact that they don't have it here at all And what they give us instead I think that's kind of where things start to fall apart a bit where they're clearly kind of Hinting that they're building towards the team the something But this game in this world seems to be definitively a Now, but what if we just don't do X-Men like what if there's team X is the team that we have here and this gene gray is not like the gene that you know
She's more a phoenix that has lived many lives and she's Intwined with Wolverine over time forever and ever how you gonna do Cyclops to this dynamic Is he gonna be more like the Wolverine coming in that we're more used to I don't think that's gonna work. I'm not interested in that I mean that I mean being not interested in it. I think is like The game is a kill is heal on how they do this I know you and I don't agree on a lot of our criticisms of the story But for me, it's just like Everything happening here and I understand Okay, cool like they want to make the parallels they wanted this thing But of to professor X to the X-Men to me. I just feel like that is such a swing in a misidea And I understand wanting to do something different But somebody's got to sit somebody down at some point be like yo, we get best case scenario I to do this once every five years like let's not go crazy here and just let's give people what they want it was so Playing the game. I was so like man
Are we really rolling with in this I'm sorry to other X-Men again I'm such a mainstream Marvel person, right? I'm not deep in the weeds like him with DC This felt such like a Seelist cast of just like and the team's got mystique and saber team like well I hate saber tooth and I know mystique usually ends up being bad But also catwoman kind of you know anti hero whatever s-60s here and then when it was the have we met before I've heard that before I started going oh shit This is what they're doing. This is all happening in some kind of mental fugues state. There's clones involved I thought it was clones. I can't believe it. It exists the X-Men exist and we are gonna get a breakthrough where professor X punches And I was like that would have been awesome to sell us on a game that is no no no You're doing this whole thing and this is team X which is so I know the X-Gene So close to X-Men sounds like a fucking knockoff like you know what I mean It sounds like if there's nothing you'd go to buy the X-Men toy in like Chinatown and you get the team X toy instead Yeah, I was like oh we're gonna do a crack through the wall and it's finally gonna make sense of the bright yellow
Costumes and the it's gonna oh man. We've been here and then no instead we get the She's a phoenix. She's written she's right. I'm like that's what we're doing just the the phoenix Gene Gray dies and reset like when Wolverines when I'm doing all these fucking nightmare cabins I'm looking for her. I thought I saw her this that her. I was like oh I'm playing it. I'm like what is it the girlfriend when he was in Japan? Is it this that and then then to get the end of be like oh it was phoenix every time every time it's phoenix And phoenix becomes gene gray and it's like okay, that's a take you know that I get what you're trying to do there But yeah, it's I'm with you. What you're saying right now Goes to a bigger concern. I have with the MCU I know a lot of people are disillusioned with it and that totally makes sense But the amount of people that are like um the amount of the same people that are just kind of like That hate the MCU right now or just like over it that think that the X-Men's gonna save it. I'm like oh man Y'all are setting yourselves up for disappointment
I feel like no matter what happens no matter how authentic they are to whatever vision they have in their head It's either just gonna be like oh we've seen this before or it's gonna be oh it's too money twist too many steps away like I don't think X-Men's gonna be the the magical Bullets that's gonna fix everything like I think even X-Men 97 which came out and is like kind of just unanimously loved then season two kind of like towards the end of it. It's like oh shit Well, it's no longer this like bastion of hope of oh they still got it So we'll see but I have my trepidations I think we should be trepidations about everything right and when we're doing any of these Things into nostalgia farming and yeti idiot it my thing with the movies would be We're already in spoilers, but I'm assuming you're up today on spider-man brand new day everybody Where all we all saw the movie we all saw the movie right like even that interpretation of gene like I don't think we need to rush to them being in the bright colored spandex mashing suits I think there's a lot of fun to be had with what this Xavier is and where we're going with it and Giving you those touchstones on characters you care about that's my problem with the Wolverine game
Is that it's like I don't care about saving tooth. I know no no no just hear me out. I don't care about saber tooth I don't care about mystique. I don't care about Tiger I don't care about who to author I care about the X-Men I know night crawler. I mean I mean Anybody who's like a main person right? I mean give me cyborg give me row give me game But give me night crawler don't just give me cards and rembo-bo things and mess Walter I don't care who the you know what I mean like that's watch it's like give me fucking beast like you know I mean like again everybody feels like they're a fucking And it's the let it's the we couldn't get that guy so we got that guy and I understand that these guys exist in the universe I'm not trying to say but it's just like it's just not a compelling thing of like okay What am I doing here like back to the auto thing like Mr. Sinister I never believed was not gonna be sinister in this game auto Octavius I did think for a second they might swerve me and then that and then when they didn't and he became doc I feel like oh man that was great and then it pays off even more when it's the you knew like you knew this like because
That was the holy shit. I didn't think you knew yeah, Mr. Sinister just being a fucking bad guy Yeah, no shit. No definitely and then that's the thing is like there with all of the pins that oh there's a past of gene and and Logan to some extent and With Sinister being so involved in at that point in the story and we start hearing that stuff It very much is like all right. Well Sinister is puppeteering this like he's way more involved than even we as the audience understands at this point And then by the end of the game you realize yeah the entire thing has been Through the 30 years he's been fucking with Wolverine's memories to make him think Certain things happened in the past that didn't and kind of forcing him to relive Killing Phoenix over and over and over like breaking himself There's something interesting there But it gets so convoluted so quickly once they start actually like answering the questions And then they introduce apocalypse on top of it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, this is just like there All right apocalypse and Phoenix have obviously some type of past history going on
Um, but I don't think that they did a good job like making that clear and it's clear sequel set up right like of course I mean literally the post credit scene of this being Sabre tooth Coming back from the dead just like every character of this game does Um Centralated death strike, but she always could at any point um Going up to apocalypse and it's like you know the age of death is over an outstime for the age of war And it's like all right like I don't know that we ever see that we will never know and it's just like it is It's weird because it does that's where I would have imagined they're said not backspin but the Not post credits, but like kind of ending scene of of gene and Wolverine talking and then um Which you name colipso. Yeah, uh that whole setup. It's like oh It just Tmex kind of just feels like the version of X-Men in this world which I don't think is this the right call Like I'm with you. I'm just like, you know this group, but that's what you get when you do our telling stories about
The early days of mutants and it's like this game is kind of the Mutant outbreak. This is the launch bad. Yeah, this is the launch day Um, yeah, I'm a little all over the place now But just like I want to jump to this to because it is something that I really love is the idea of dormant mutants I love the scene where mystique realizes that there's so few of them out there It's like they they see the like almost Surrey thing of like how many mutants are out there in the world? I'm like, dude, this is such a cool thing and having Walter Just be like I got a dormant that gene in me like I know I'm one of you. I'm one of you It's like that stuff is so interesting But then I feel like the helix stuff so quickly becoming the McGuffin that finds them allows them to become mutants and then Sentinels being introduced as this thing that kills mutants, but then now are things that are used for good Use them for good, but it's humans and I'm like wow we just jumped way too far way too fast like I feel like just sitting in the story of Like dormant mutants. I think is so much more interesting than
Sentinel laser beams that are turning people either kill them returning them into mutants that there were But there's more dormant, but yeah, I don't know. That's this push and pull thing of like One of the Things is we've seen people critiquing and in lots of conversation about this game ours are critiques and you know Conversations included is just like what is the game? What what do we try what what are we doing with this Wolverine game? Is it a big action blockbuster? Is it a launch pad for just a new IP what I can't stop in even the conversations we're having in I know I already brought up a bit with the hand But like if we could have just contracted this made it a bit more It is Logan's story and we're with him through these things and it's just not it's what we're talking about the MCU movies Right if not everything needs to be a world-ending event And I know this wasn't but it was a world redefining event and it was you know Sentinels destroying things and when we come back from the dead Time has passed how much time is Logan's trying to figure out but like Sticks taken on a new identity and soup in a cave everybody's where you know what I mean it's like like
Can we have kept this a little smaller and a little more emotionally? You know, I mean like when you bring in someone like Troy and Liam right and like let them Act let them do it let them have these conversations because I do think like when I think back to the X-Men movies right like what do you Everything's something different to some degree But I think of like Magneto and Charles right I think of you know Charles in Logan. I think about this Character I think of the movie Logan in general right of like let's give you a actual hey We are here feeling our feelings. It doesn't need to be Spider-man web-slinging non-stop action right whereas this one is you walk into Japan And I'm expecting to be able to go to the top of these buildings and do all these different things You can these very specific places like yeah, well fucking don't do that then give me boots on the ground Wolverine As we go through to do this don't give me so many monster closets of robot and into Terraport and I do think another highlight to your point is those smaller more character moments where we're In Magi-Pore and you go to Tiger's bar and are able to kind of understand the relationship between the Steak and Tiger
And get to no saber tooth and you're past You know, but like that walking and even Walter. It's just like I liked that stuff and that that's the you know the PlayStation studios branded Walk and talky stuff like I really like it when it's done right and I think that this was an example of it done right I think there's a lot of examples of it in this game that aren't like I think that going around SSX's Mansion in the beginning is like maybe one of the worst of them I've ever had to do where you're just kind of seeing like the memories of mutants and stuff I was like I'm moving way too slow and this is not that interesting checking out everyone's Um, but in Magi-Pore I was like this is that good stuff like this This is what it reminds me of Utah about those moments. It's uh Bobby Drake Breezing the make it the road you know, okay for Wolverine and next man one I think it was like yeah, it's those little things are my oh yeah, this is the world when there's use school And it's cool man. Yeah, do you have any beer? This is a school No, I agree I to a degree stick with me. I hit her missable block
What you're talking about overall Magi-Pore bar. Yes thumbs up. I did not like the Walter segment Of getting the music and getting the things and they weren't real so I like I want to but not standing yes And it was the same thing of um The jean gray and mission where I'm patch and we're in the bar and or the casino undercover Playing those again, maybe long for man. I wish Insomniac had taken more time to slow this down the right way and have it be rather than just for monster closet after monster closet Thing to kill after I think to kill cutscene that with Essex fucking warping in and out just fucking be here Don't be here. Essex why you in and out all the time like I would have rather had these character moments these kill even the jean gray Right before leech gets killed right when they're in the cabin sharing the whiskey or whatever like I was like I just don't think you guys have chemistry, but I appreciate just being humans and talking like I feel like some of it kind of pales in comparison to the other PlayStation studios that have done it Just because of the I don't know quality gravitas whatever of it is
Uh, but I would have gone for more of that than what we got in this game Okay, again like you know watching uh my tiktok or I'm sorry my instagram reels are filled with you know The people doing the thing right now of he's on the motorcycle and they take their hands off the controller And he's just bumps into the wall and comes over and bumps and it just drives itself and it's like That sucks. I understand that's just James man. I know I know, but I would I mean like If we're gonna if you're trying to do it giant actiony moment Just making a cutscene then making me drive around it whatever I'd rather just be the cutscene to do it and then give me the fun thing of talking to people and doing the The gameplay be fun, you know the the stackups of that are the 2009 Wolverine versus this Wolverine and doing the same moves except in 2009 Your arms are getting lopped off and heads are going everywhere as well That does look cooler than what I did here is like Quark screwed into a wall two time three times trying to take on this man Uh, I want to keep talking about spoilers after a quick word for my sponsors Come on come all step into a world of wonder full of laughs and sweetness
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Like I think that towards the end the the mythology of it all and like bringing in the apocalypse and how he gets with the I've been torturing you through time stuff. It's like yeah, it kind of gets there But like leading into it. It doesn't feel that way. It kind of feels like uh, I'd say fairly run of the mill x-men storytelling with Wolverine as the focus something we've seen so many times before um, but yeah, I don't think it like has the The like self importance or gravitas that Zack Snyder movies do um and from the script perspective at least and when I look at the characters of Wolverine and saber-tooth and um Mystique and I mean almost everybody. It's like another than act the way you expect them to based on the characters that they are Like these are they're all kind of new takes especially gene like this is a very very very different gene that you like at it all I mean no, I don't like and I think a lot of that comes down to my And I've said this forever with these insomnia games and I love insomnia games specifically the spider man games
The looks of the characters. I don't dig and I there's something about it. It doesn't sit right with me and a lot of the Art direction of the I'm not telling even about their faces and stuff. I'm talking about like their outfits and their colors and the the looks of it all It's just it's not my cup of tea and I think that Wolverine and the supporting characters are one of the bigger examples of that so far And I think gene is a standout for me of that. I'm just like I'm not interested in This gene as a character or this gene in how she's lightly representing the gene's versions that I do know when we're at the party And she's wearing the marvel girl inspired outfit it Takes me out of it a bit because it's like You've kind of alluded to this in the review and even today talked about it a bit about it, but They give reasons for why they're in the suits But why these suits these suits feel so X-Men these suits feel so we are a united good guy team that like Wolverine
wearing the bright yellow and even the entire team X-Team kind of having like hints of it it I have to ask why you know, yeah, and then when when Marvel girl shows up or when she shows up looking like Marvel girl That's a nod a wink wink, but it's distracting to me because it does remind me of what we're not getting Yeah, I mean, I you know, I was going back to when we were getting ready for this and because there was a Conversation where maybe we just recap the game like in review That's not as brushing up and I'm looking at screenshots on the you know the IG and walk through whatever of it And it's just like I think he looks so good in that stealth suit And I think that's one of those things of that makes sense for what team X is nobody knows mutants exist So we are dressing in black. We're secret agents. We're going in and doing these kind of things and then Walter Like hey, we've got a bright yellow suit with these weird wings on your face like wonder why would we do it that way? It's weird. It's very weird. I played that black suit all the way up until I got x-force, which is the black suit in the game I really like the insomnia at Wolverine suit, but I just story it pictures love yeah when I was playing it
I was just like this just doesn't fit story well for this character and yeah Surfing Dracula. Yeah, we talked about the character Of Logan and Wolverine and how like in this game. He's just a nice guy. Yeah, and it's Again, it's a take. I think they commit to the take. It's like they I do think that there is an arc that he goes through And I think that there are moments like specifically In Japan. There's a moment between him and Jean where it's him by being like we got to save Walter Like yeah, we got to save him you know, and she's presenting a counterpoint of just like no We need the reason all like we need to do like this. I think you know, it's the classic Railroad thing of like who do you save right yeah, but like I really thought that oh they built this Wolverine up Not how I expected no, what I quote him quote want from Wolverine. Yeah, but the Wolverine they're building here I'm like I do you believe in this would believe in this character's motivations It's just yeah at the end of the day. I'm like I don't know that that makes sense for a Wolverine then Yeah, then when you have the relationship that two of these have that they
There's no ifsans or butts about it. They are destined to love each other like over time throughout deaths Like over and over and over and it's like well Okay, like cool that is something that like I didn't believe it. I don't think that they Earned that that past I think explains why Logan's the way he is like why he is this guy and like cares and all that stuff He knows love because he knows love, you know, like that again, they did that that story was told I just don't know if that story is satisfying Here's my thing is like they tell the story and I understand that we get there stuff then at the end He gets his mind wiped again by s6 right he gets his mind wipe again by mr. S. Sir And then he does the Gamora Guardians 3 like I bet I still got to go find out about myself I Understand he's hit the reset button. He's a brand new person. I still don't I Just feel like this puppy dog. I gotta save water. I gotta do that. I feel like you'd like hey sit down for our Every life we've been together. We've done it. Maybe the only chill out
You're gonna love me by the end of the week and what and I really believe you like all right red Yeah, I mean like I said that's how he's presented. He hasn't presented as again a tortured soul that's doing this Yeah, that's that is so true. It's like when he walks in I'm like I don't okay You know sure yeah, then let's get to work. She says you know, I mean like all right Good good on you call it good on you jean. Yeah, wait. I do I we will not see this we will not see this go anyway I don't think we will Um kabob says I love Wolverine when doing guides to the reviews have been rough for me because I disagree with almost everything for In territory for me. Yeah, I mean, hey clearly like there's Disension on this one which like I'm I'm not surprised by I was saying this like to you when we were in the review cycle I was just saying I can't wait to see what the general audience has to say. Yeah, it's it's gonna be very interesting and interesting It's been you know, I think there's takes every which way and I'm like I cool I think that's the thing about it too that I don't want to get lost in the sauce at least how much I'm talking about I wish it was more traditional right I love the idea of taking something and doing something different
But I want to see you take and do something different and do it well And I just don't feel like any of the ideas they present here are fleshed out well enough to make me go Damn, I don't care that that's totally different right like you snider came up earlier But like as I've said many a time right the Zack Snyder DC EU that became the entire DC EU was never what I wanted from a DC Cinematic universe But I was down to see where it was going until a god The ever that WB's like these movies suck and I like it's about a movie and a half but it doesn't matter right and it's like Cool go ahead and make it really weird and Superman doesn't save my tropos I guess but like let's see do something interesting keep me engaged in like this game just Never did that. Yeah, I mean you're bringing that up. I would say like the story of this again It does not impress me. I do not love it. I said this interview. I don't recommend people go out and play this I also don't Recommend you don't play it. I don't I to me. It's like we're not our reviews that we gave we're not saying it's bad
We're also not saying it's good. We're saying it's okay. Fine. I said be over cool That's all of that does not mean like do not play this game, right? Yeah, and I think that there is a lot of enjoyment to be I enjoyed playing this game at many points like it's I just didn't love the game I didn't love the game. I didn't love the story and I there's a lot of reasons why that we've been explaining right whether it is Story beats that didn't sit well with us twist that didn't work for us Pacing that didn't work for us. It's like there's just a lot of that stuff and that the story and gameplay as well I was thinking about the story of this and I think that overall it works It's just Similar to a what if episode to me that I'm like all right. It's a variance and the fun of it is finding out what's difference And how they all make it make sense and if this is a universe and character I want to see show up and other things right and at the end of the day it's that end point It's not like I think of characters We did get from what if that I'm excited to see them pop up in other places when we get we've had A dozen spider-man cartoons. Yeah, I don't want I don't care about every spider-man
Sure, and I've watched most of those cartoons there are standout ones that I'm like I loved this version I loved this version and it's like this Wolverine as a character I'm cool with I think it was an interesting take I don't need him to show up in Wolverine into the Wolverine verse You know, yeah, I would not be clamoring for that and it's because I just don't think that this game Was strong enough to make me believe it him in the way that I see insomniac spider-man show up in into the spider-verse And it's like yes, yes, we know that Peter and we love that Peter so um, I think that it's a Story that works it doesn't blow my skirt up and I think that the story is better than a handful of X-Men movie stories You know like I would go there. I wouldn't go as far as saying over half of them, but like I would have to think about it Right, like I think it's somewhere in that pack um So I mean, I mean, it's one of those you know, I was lowest on the scale with a five five mediocre on ours And I I would recommend you don't play it. I wouldn't you know, I mean like it's again not bad I just think that in the season we're in
We're littered with $70 games all these different things like I just don't think this is something you need to play in as we keep going Like oh, we're not gonna see that followed up on like I'm more worried about seeing Wolverine pop up in spider-man 3 Like you know what I mean like I'm just keep keep all that over there. We don't need this I don't think worked out. Let's not really bring it in and maybe he'd be fine in a punisher kind of situation where he's just in there doing his thing And maybe that would make sense to see here I am in my red and blue spider suit and there's this bright yellow Wolverine and we're doing something But again, it would also feel very not worth because he's gonna get introduced it spider-man's not gonna know who he is And what's going on here and what are we doing like I mean it is crazy to just think about how much theorizing we've Had over the last five years since this game has been announced of How much insomniac world are we gonna get here? How much building an X-Men world are we gonna get there and the answer is In any clear way zero There's a lot of Easter eggs. There's a daily bugle. There's like yes, it is in the world But it's like oh wow they really put their foot down and we're like no we're gonna tell us a singular story It's gonna be this it's gonna be its own thing and I good on them
But I don't think that worked out and so it's like I think it was a very safe call that way if there's something like this happened It's contained because I think what you get in spider-man 3 is probably the green goblin storyline right to some degree or whatever And I bet we do get a Peter is very talkative, you know some kind of conversation of men mutant rights protests really are pop You know what I mean? They're like like that. There's like a daily bugle headline about mutants reveal or whatever I don't think it's yeah Uh Aaron Limes says a lot of people are treating reviews of this game as awful when it's just fine But unfortunately someone who was excited I get the broader upset. I didn't want just fine out of insomniac Context matters exactly me giving this game a 6.5 Says a lot. It's it's not it's not what we expected and that's the long and short of it Uh, it's a little jahakens says Greg or Tim. Please give a full story and review recap style. Please. And thank you Yeah, it's like I mean really it's fairly simple I was looking at it. I was like damn that is crazy, right? Essex gets captured Wolverine comes back to the 30 year thing we were talking about
Essex gets captured by trash meeting Wolverine has to come back into the fray After three years out on his own saber tooth is pissed off about it because he loves his little brother But he doesn't know how to say because he's a big tough man Uh, so they go and get him and he jumps out of the helicopter And then they fight their way there and they get him and they cut off his collar And then they get out of there for a second But they don't omega red get some and then they fight omega red and then we get him out of there We do the thing we go back to the Essex foundation And again, fuck saber tooth you stupid piece of shit like why are you tipping over fridges? Like you can't be that I Know it's a stupid thing to be hung up on but like for my entire life saber tooth is a bad guy And then we get here and it's like he's acting like an asshole bad guy like Why would I why would Essex keep him around? There's a million other people that could be strong And I know there aren't there's actually a few mutants but like whatever we got Wolverine Maybe we didn't bring this assholes because Sabotooth like pissing on pillows You know what I mean? You know what I mean? Like why are we hanging out with this guy? Why is this guy getting the anyways anyway? So we do that for a while and then yeah from there We get the call about Jean Grey or there's a thing going on. We're gonna go after tracks
We go over there. He's got a group full of mutants We open that fucking thing up. Guess what there it is then Jean Grey shows up and leaches there You know that means it's bothered me Deborah Wilson's there too Callisto, huh? How much Deborah Wilson was caught from this game? You don't put her in there and have this little of Deborah Wilson. I feel I digress I mean in terms of talking you're doing yeah She's a meadow wall or put some respect on the game Fallen order and all that just So we get him out of there. We bring everybody back to the Essex house. Yeah, we're all gonna hang out here And Wolverine's like it's pretty fucking crowded after he does a fucking Easter egg hunt to try to find Leach I should go Leach for Halloween you know I need to Anyways, they go to the cabin and then they drink some whiskey and then there's a thing all no trash Found it. He just fucking nuxus plays kills leach. Ah, I remember about it. So now we go after tracks again This is where we fight the Sentinel eventually. This is where trash thinks he's got it all at handle He's like oh blah blah blah and then fucking Essex shows up and just yakes him from through the floor of the thing
Which was cool and brings him over and starts breaking his arms and spending room Oh pause you just because they're a couple cool things. I love that. It's like I was really into and it's a classic thing with the X-Men stories but this X-Men not existing here yet. So we're not expecting heroes to come in and save the day I liked the the setup of what trash was doing of building the sentinels and early on you get into this place That's clearly like a test ground. Oh, yeah, all the dead bodies did a bunch of dead bodies and they're testing like how to Identify mutants how to kill mutants and how to inhibit them with these colors. Yeah That shit's cool as hell and I feel like it had a pretty sick setup to then get to this point where yeah They leave you all that one. That when we were in that original thing and like the test facility and like we saw like oh man This guy got it off and let his ice powers out of like yeah Okay, that's good. That's a good reference. What's that a fucking card that says oh, I owe you one remeber the bow come what's the 30 year thing that you started with? So the it starts 30 years ago and it's Wolverine Farrell like out in a forest
In trash comes out or not trash. Sorry Essex comes up to him and with his British accent is like I think I could help you friend Okay, I got it. It turns out later Kevin that he put him in that state. Oh, no Yeah So all that happens then we get out of there. Yeah, this is where we go to MagiPoor You get all the stuff you like I like a lot of it too again I would just wanted more of this the would you rather let's get to know each other Let's have like personal connections to people other than like Whatever there's the great line earlier on where mistakes like you miss my wedding and they like yeah That's good. I like that like just the way great performance by Kelly Hugh as Tiger as well Which is fun. Do you know who she is? She's death strike from x2 Oh, okay, that's fun. I like and I liked her. Yeah, she did good. Yeah, I mean It's always a little like goofy, but it's like Whatever it's just like You get to this reveal of like when she's mistakes like I did all this for you. It's like I
Would you do this the Gia to J To do this like I'm gonna kill a lot of people to save your life. You'll love that right like nobody's gonna be cool with that for the most part We don't know what it's like to be a mutant you don't I don't you know what I mean Uh anyways, MagiPort then the Walter gets stolen by the hand Wolverine chases him he gets impaled yada yada. This is when they get away gene grays there With Wolverine and it's like okay cool. We're going to Japan. This is where we get the cool plane sequence of flying there We crashed the thing we get in the hand. He's the shimagami. We get a gimme shim shini gami Yes And then uh they run around in the fucking The helix engine, but it's just a casket. Who got that thing going on Uh lady death strikes there right. I'm probably oh yeah, we're here a long time. So a lot goes on There's a lot of fighting a lot of people a lot of reveals of like all right waltzers here and what's working with them and it's like Oh shit, it's like well waltzers dead side again this damn helix thing now. He just wants to be immune so bad
He doesn't know what he's gonna turn into I don't think he would like to get it. It's like Nick with his tall guy machine It's a squat. That's a liquid dude too. Yeah, you know, I do not want this X gene to be activated. Oh my god No, he'd be so hairy you'd get fins Uh anyways, yeah, then we brawl for a while like you said we get into the hand facility the you know Bear tomb or whatever they got lava down there. They got the engine down there. We fight. We fight. We fight. We fight We do the thing Death strike we Well, no, we we almost we burn here. Yeah, we burn real good. We get burned real good, but we get out of it. Okay Uh, and then that's done a lot of moments in this game of Wolverine like Getting really fucked up because they're just like, oh he heals and they from the jump they show that and Couple cool game played mechanics of that like the the last stand or whatever. Yeah, that is that is cool Um, but we get early or than this in the plot But we get him kind of doing the Metal Gear Solid Michael. Yeah, and it's like Wow, we do this really early and it just gameplay wise. I was like I I'm not feeling anything like remember how we felt in Metal Gear Solid 4
The breaker went jump with the gun on this a bit and like I think that I was very let down by that early on And then they kept having more and more of those moments as the game went on that up the ante a bit like even with him burning and stuff And I'm like I appreciate that they tried here, but I don't think that they they hit it I don't I don't think that any of the moments made me feel and granted we're talking about one of my favorite video games story beats of all time with the Metal Gear stuff Yeah, but I I'm immediately comparing it to that and I do think that a lot of the disappointment this game comes from direct comparisons as I'm playing it I'm thinking about something else that did the thing I'm doing or what is presenting to me better We beat Lady Death Strike Essex shows up saber tooth chop his arm off we get pulled out by gene saber tooth gets shoved into the helix engine The heel here becomes super psychotic or whatever. This is the here. We go. You know Essex is bad. We go back to the who's the guy Who has a he's got a high rise apartment?
Yeah, this guy there's this mutant. We all know really love super stoked to see him He didn't know mr. negative until we got mr. Negative if they like they can and should do this better than they did Thank you. That's all I'm saying again. I let's all be a thousand percent clear regular is not saying it needs to be a list every time But if you're gonna introduce somebody you got to make me give a fuck about them and remember their fucking name and when they suit up Have me look at them and go wow, that's cool Instead of me what look at this guy be like does he have a fire legs? Is he flying around fire legs? Sunfire Sunfire our favorite Ah anyways we go back there we do the whole thing Is it worth reading towards the end here? This is where we go make the assaults we go back where we're yeah, we go back to magi poor then Because that's where the whole thing's going on because we we go there We we run into there is that's the guy that's our guy kev Uh
Anyways, we go back there and that's where we go to tiger and she's pissed off because they're getting ready to set the thing off And then mystique we saw and that was happening then mystique tiger have their conversation and they're getting ready to do the whole thing And the sentals are there and there's sentals to take over the thing and there's big sentinel and that's sentals sends us I'm just jumping at them. Sorry. They send it Wolverine Wolverine heaven slash hell where that's where we all have it revealed Of yeah, we've been doing this forever and fucking going on the phoenix is we've been following jeep definitely the moment as this is happening And then I'm like Are they fucking cooking? Are they fucking cook and they're not okay? They're not I don't know I when we started like going through the memories and going back to the cabins and stuff I'm like what what are they doing here? This is so cool and yeah, I did not like the reveal I skipped my part. That's why I was I was like what did I miss? I'm missing the Japan part the patch Oh, we talked so much about it. I already skipped it in my head Oh, we come out of Wolverine heaven. We have to we're like underneath ground or shit and all that so we got to heal up And then we come out with shirtless big deal. I tried to put on a different suit right away. They're like no, no you gotta stay shirtless here
I like cool. Okay, cool We go through and we fight the things apocalypse to talk to us as you said You know, we fight saber tooth one last time. He's got the glowing eyes. We throw him off a thing. I'm sure he's dead forever We go over there. We then we got to go stop this guy. Everybody's getting shot. They're either becoming mutants or just becoming dust or whatever That was cool You know, Mystique of course pissed off. She's living as some guy eating soup soup girl. We call her She gets mad at Logan. She kicks him out Then yeah, we catch up to red and then we go and have the we go to we go to fight Essex I'm just gonna jump there. He's fucking full-out Mr. Sinister now in the suit Gemini's head everything else and I'll say it. I do not like dark design I don't like the costume design for a lot of the insomnia characters And I want it clear. I love the main character Spider-Man suit Wolverine suit love. Yeah, no, no, it's fucking love them white spider. I fucking love it Like I'm a huge fan you take the mask off and I think we start getting a lot more problems Just like the look kind of doesn't sit right with me, especially after the the recast
But it is a lot of the side characters are enemies and stuff sometimes I'm like Oh, man, like I didn't like that take on the original insomnia versions I love so the shirt's out in here. I love the flowy cape thing with like all the cutouts like this is sick as hell It's just being straight up Troy Baker But like white Was a choice I don't really get it, but like I also don't know that I don't like it I think is Traceau Troy Baker is just being white Mr. Sinister. I'm fine with you know what I mean like I don't care I think they're going for that realistic look even though Wolverine's face isn't exactly Liam's it's enough that I see Liam in my yeah Exactly whatever it was just this This the criticism of this game has been in both our review and across the internet right is that it feels like a Bygone era comic bookie game where things just happened to make them happen and so to get to this final confrontation And bust in the suit looks dope. He looks cool this way. I think but it's just such a
You've been in Vests shirts and ties this entire game to be here right now like that What the fuck just happened what did I miss when I was in Wolverine heaven? Why you were licensed to mr. Sinister It does just it's forced like yeah, it's like it's I think storyline wise It's earned we understand that he's becoming that but to take on this like Super villainy look like that it is like what very weird again Like I'll be doing suit hey this one heals too or whatever I want ever it's back to the point. I just feel like They're doing a lot of stuff in this game that just doesn't feel like it's at the benefit of the game It's at the benefit of fan service slash what we expect to a degree and I would rather it then I'm fighting mr. Sinister here in his suit and I'm still in my sneaking suit slash my Fucking leather jacket or whatever and again, then it's I know we're the surf Dracula thing But it's like whatever anyways, we beat S success you know what I mean, but he gets the last laugh right because we're using his powers against him
Whatever and then the thing but he goes all right, I'm gonna fuck you up one last time And he does the Wolverine clause with his S six purple powers and stabs him in the head and make some forget Just like that Adam adding embole made him forget remember That's the pop-up you want to keep going gotta keep that going And so yeah now S six is dead hooray everything's fucked uh and Wolverine remembers nothing again Jean of course now remembers everything I missed the flip there where she suddenly remembered everything she got her powers unlocked or whatever And Logan's like listen. I know we've been doing this dance our whole life, but you know, that's not me I got to go walk around find myself She's like, you know what you go do that. I'll stay here with Deb and we'll figure this out together, right? Let's get a team together and then we get the credits and it's all the fucking like Mutants are here and this is a thing and there's another headline about mutants and did you know mutants are mutants? Not the fuck I mean you know no fake news. I did like the uh cabin What like the final Phoenix little wood Yeah, yeah, yeah, and like it being like the last memory of this whole day. I'm like, oh, that was cool
Yeah, that was cool. And then yeah, as you've already said post credits is a apocalypse talking to saber-tooth or whatever Yeah, I remember that was oscar Isaac's Mm-hmm looking like Ivan news Just pretend indeed indeed it was yeah, it was I really bring another greatest hits of X-Men things to light here in the insomnia games universe And so we got for super chats as well Trying to get this anything else I want to hit Uh I think it stills the game looks really cool I mean like I'm watching Wolverine yell here in this full rep I got a full playthrough here from MK ison fire great job And he just looks cool here on some of these pause screens or you know what I mean still frames Yeah, I mean honestly I I think the reason that I do enjoy the game as much as I do even though I have a lot of criticisms of it is that I love how it looks like playing like the game it runs so well I think that the gameplay is super fluid the
Rock Paper Scissors gameplay simple but effective. I think it kind of like gets it all across It's just again. I think comparison makes it so hard where this is such a parry focused game and a high speed parry focused game Where yeah the whole point of it is them throwing Hellenemies at you at all times and they're all doing the different rock paper scissors simultaneously So you need to kind of like get on it like I did the Gamescast plays with Nick yesterday and like watching him try to wrap his mind around it. I mean it was painful But uh it's like oh okay like seeing somebody struggle with it a little bit more. It's like oh okay like this isn't It's Maybe so simple for me because I did just play on you. Yeah, I'm conditioned now to like look for the tells your parry poppy I'm I'm I'm parry poppy. I'm like a parry parry You know what I mean? I'm the bird in the room with the poppy and I'm watching in every once in a while I can copy but most of the time if you try to do it on demand that parent ain't saying shit. Sure fair enough Yeah, yeah, um I don't know what Nick is though. It's I don't know why I'm talking shit about him
But yeah, he's not really back. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Even for him I you know my cast him right before this. What did you get yesterday? I'm he was like After James Bond I was expecting you know, you know, I mean that's that is where we are at yep after spider-man three times after James Bond After all these different things like you expect a certain caliber of game And I do not think Wolverine lives up to that. Yeah, Rich Johnson august says in 10 years We'll all be discussing how great this one-off story was because we'll never get a sequel a video games will be cancelled I mean yeah, that is interesting. I truly do not think that our thoughts on this game are going to change Like I think that do you general publics are well that's the thing is I As we were in the review process, I was like I think the people are gonna like this Yeah, and that right now seems to be the case I think that there were in a dumb culture war right now where the voices are The loud voices are very loud in an M-shirt direction Um But I do think that a lot of it just comes down to people being like it's not that bad And it's like well no one was saying it's that bad Yeah, and like that's the problem is like the words people don't understand words. I don't care what anybody says
I'm having fun, but I really do though like you know We sit here and we review things and we put a number on them and we back that number up with words A lot of people In the general public don't do that so I wonder when push comes a shove if they were to look at the kind of funny review scale With the words next to a number What would they end up giving it after yeah, I'm beaten this game like I And what do they give other games because that's really what it all comes down to is everyone has their own Opinions and thoughts on on video games and how one hits you compared to another and a lot of that just comes down to experience of what you've played and what you haven't played and what your expectations are We've played in Somniet games we played superhero games. We played a lot of great video games this year and Wolverine did not live up to that Yeah, 100% I think you know, I think that's The nuance is lost all the time in online conversation Obviously if you want it to be good or bad. That's all it is versus this is a game that is mediocre for me Okay for you in that Did you take away what you want from that if that's what you want to spend your 12 hours?
Yep Let us know what you think about the Wolverine after you play it if you haven't played it and you're just You know what now just give me your thoughts on what you see Why are we right or wrong based on the video you saw? I saw a comment earlier the chat that killed me though. It's just like uh, I don't know man I think Wolverine's an 8 out of 10. It's only 22% downloaded on my That's very you know what I keep cracking me up or not cracking me up but breaking my heart is like you finish this game It's not what you want to like damn. I would have you start doing the what I would have done Which is not reviewing the game anymore, but just talking about it the thing I can't get out of my mind of how Happ how what I would have loved and this is like I mean, I'm talking like I would have had to have been in the fucking boardroom for this kind of thing You know what I mean? But the Wolverine cover as you know right now But it is the blades out in the Hulk reflection in it and we were hunting the Hulk That was the game You know, I mean it starts off that fucking Thunderbolt Ross knows we're a mutant So he's recruited us for this mission And he's gonna wipe our record and sponge whatever he's got caught us You know, I mean we're actually caught at the beginning of it. We're sending you what we then banner
We you know We somehow get the upper hand he turns into banner turns out there's a whole conspiracy now That could have been fun come on man Come on Get I'm hanging out with the leech What do you always eat? It's always leech man. Walter. This is fun. I want to be a mutant What about you tour bra? So nice to have all of you all goodbye Hello, so so good to see you Bandoo is now available everywhere in the US So you can get in on the sports action no matter where you are Including these places May this your most rewarding season ever with fan dual agent location restrictions apply product availability varies by market
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