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It's any time protein that helps you reach higher. Skypop Protein Soda, reach for the sky. Pick up your Skypop Protein Soda variety pack today at your local Costco. I'd like to have a great day on October 17th in Maldora and enjoy the parade of scarecrows and be a part of it. Your company can get the attention for your company or whatever softball team you're on or whatever organization you're with or whatever. Help out when you build a scarecrow and you take it down to a mountain door and they're going to put them all around the street signs and the street lights and everything. Downtown Mountain Dora is a really cool thing. We did it last year and to participate, you just go to realradiomaster.com. You'll see I made a little graphic thing there. This is parade of scarecrows. You click on that. It'll take you to where you can sign up. You donate $75 for the Carly K Cancer Screening Fund. That way we can help get cancer screening for people and help save some lives.

It's a really fun event. I will be out there on October the 17th and we've got our scarecrow. I got to hold it Chris Carson. I made the scarecrow last year. I think he stored it for me. I believe it's still there. I might have to make another one. I don't know. Anyway, you make a scarecrow. Put it up. You put the name of your business. You put a sign on it and everything. A lot of people had some really creative scarecrows last year and it's a fun day of family and people walking around downtown. They're going to have a hay ride for people to go around and see all the scarecrows and then they'll vote on the best ones. They're going to give out prizes for the best scarecrows. It's a really fun, you know, family kind of a cool event that they do in in Mount Dora and it's brought to you by the monsters and the parade of scarecrows in downtown Mount Dora. So go to real radio monsters.com to sign up. It's October 17th and looking forward to it. Proceeds go to help the Carla K. Cancer Screening Fund. Do I know we got a gentleman on the line is Dylan and he's going to take the floor, right? That's right.

And he has the floor. Thanks to Corey at the core flooring center, which is your destination for Mohawk made in the USA waterproof, Lamonant luxury vinyl plank hardwood and carpet and real radio listeners. Guess what? You get 10% off all flooring and $50 from every sale goes to the Carla K. Cancer Screen Fund. Thus making you a hero. Thus making Corey hero and of course, thus making us a hero. Check it all out at core flooring fl.com or visit the beautiful showroom over there in state road 436 and winter park. Check them out core flooring and now you have the floor. There you go. I just ordered super human extreme pre workout. They didn't have just like regular now. Now I'm going to go go. Go go super human extreme and it's a greatzilla. It's a flavor. So. Yeah. Hey, what's up, Dylan? Hey, do you do it, man? I got to do it. I am doing great. How long you been listening to the monsters, Dylan? As long as I can remember. So how long can you remember? Like 10 years, 20 years, 30 years. No, no, no, this is over there. I'm 33 so 30 years probably.

Okay. Whatever, how long, however long it's been on on, I was too. That's a kid of my dad's stuff. So you're a, that's what I'm looking for. So you're a legacy listener. Your dad had you listening. You're still listening to this day. That is, that is impressive, man. We appreciate that. Yeah. Yeah. I said, I said, I said, go for that. For people sometimes like, I don't care. I was talking about it. I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, how do you know? How do you know that? How do you know? How do you know anything? About it for, for people sometimes like? Have I let you talk radio all day. Have you? How old it makes your name? I don't make even listen makes you hap you know what you're doing. What do you, what do you do for 11 Dylan? Fire sprinklers, some of it fell fear sprinklers all around the state. Very nice, and then what would you like to plug and promote and tell us about? Alright, so, there's the world down hill scape or around the world. Sure. I want to promote that. Get more kids watching it. Get more people skating. All right. And do you have a website or something that you want Ryan to pull up? WDSC YouTube page has a lot of the races and stuff like that. They live stream on certain

apps. You can actually go to the website. It's world downhill skateboard championships.com. If you go to this, if you actually go to their website and then it'll link you straight to their YouTube channel, they've got an I'm an spectacular there. They've got a cumber loan valley event that's been rescheduled. So there's a lot of, they got the rankings and everything so that they have everything that they're doing. So it's a pretty cool resource. We talked to you last year, right? Yeah, yeah, I do. I run all the events in Florida. I do all the media here at Krusty Florida. Yeah. A lot of injuries or no? I'm actually having injury right now because we can go out of race after all the racing was done to goofing off and just fell and stepped off my board wrong and might have torn my ACL. I find out Monday. Oh, no. I hope you're okay. Yeah. What are you going to do though? If you got a tornado ACL, you guys want to see me fall. What's that? I said, it's all my Instagram pages. You want to see me fall. Okay.

So if you are, if you tore your ACL, is that kind of make you go, okay, I'm done. I'm good or no? No. No, no, no. I already have six screws in my plate and it's like down by my ankle. I stopped now. That's a good point. You know, you know, Dylan, that makes sense. Yeah. Why stop now? Yeah. I mean, I'm already in this deep. If I stop doing it, it's going to hurt worse. You know, they say once you stop moving, that's some things start going wrong. So yeah, like you're like, they say that and they're talking about like, you know, jogging. Like you know, you got to keep pushing it. Yeah. It's not fun enough. Don't get the blood pumping it out. You hear Dylan. He doesn't, he doesn't sound like a jogger. No, he likes extreme. You know, he's a, he's a adrenaline junkie. All right. Yeah. Yeah. I like when he clean out there, man. I like speed. Which, which video is the one of you falling on the crusty Floridian? It's like, it makes like six or sevens one down. It's, I know the cover photo of it is me standing over a duolk battery fan. There he is. Oh, it's magic. You're asked to run into the van.

Yeah. Yeah. It was, and worse for itself to part that messed me up is that first step off. It was like kind of sideways. Yeah. You avoid the vehicle. You busted your ass pretty good. I got to be honest with you, man. I've seen some of your other videos of like these hardcore turns, a much more, you know, steep incline. And this one looked pretty light. Hey, do the people in that neighborhood appreciate the fact that you got me. Obviously, you found a neighborhood that's got a nice little hill. They all love us. They all love us. They, their kids come out and hang out with us and try skating. I don't know. I don't know. But he's a little bit more. Russes and Russ is that guy that I would be, he'd be annoyed about it because he asked about it. Tell him. Tell him. Tell him. What the hell are you guys always skateboarding in the yard? Damn crusty Floridian. Get out of the road. Yeah. Don't move to Claremont, Russ. Let us skate. All right, brother. Realize some, man. I hope you're okay. I hope you don't have that, that, that Terry word about. And we put it. You put the YouTube on our YouTube channels so people can see, uh, put some duct tape on it. Yeah, you'll be fine. I got a deep bass. I'm going to work still. Man, you busted your ass. Good. He ran it again. All right, man, you take care. Thanks for calling. Thanks for listening for all your life.

We appreciate that. There's there. I'll talk to you later. Thanks, Dylan. All right. Take care. Uh, yeah. It looks fun. Yeah, the Instagram page is crusty Floridians. And yeah, you'll see if you're a skateboarder of your fan of skateboarding or if you want to join him, uh, hit him in his crew, what they do. Cause they go bombing through Claremont and find a good neighborhood to hit. It looks like a ton of fun, but like, absolutely. It's a ton of fun. It looks fun if I'm 17. Right. From my body recovers back fast. I, me stupidly would see this and go, I can do this. I can get back on board. You've never liked that. You've never liked skateboarding? No, I was never liked that. That's all that stuff. I don't, uh, the adrenaline junkies stuff that I don't, uh, I don't identify with it. Just regular skateboarding. No, I never did it. Wow. No, I feel like if you hand me a skateboard right now, I could do a kick flip. But I would know that I couldn't. You know, like there's two versions of me that's like doing this right now. I can say I don't feel like skateboarding is like riding a bike. It in my life, you guys know, I remember almost everybody's in my life.

Who do you think in my life was the was the big skateboarder? A Savannah, of course. No, no, no. I shall have seen her ride one, but she, no, I wouldn't call her a big skateboarder. Wow, she don't fight you. Yeah, she can, but the other person was much more into it and did it more and it could do all the flipie flips and all the stuff. Was it Cousin Rhonda? It was not Cousin Rhonda. Okay. No. Who else? Dirk's binkler than Cheson Nherke? Dirk's dinkler now. Okay. You're talking about Bobbi, Bobbi dinkled? Bobbi dinkled. No, you don't, you don't, you know, this is someone you actually know. Bow road no, no, no, you're getting warm but it's not bow getting warm not gonna oh Oh, uh, I stopped Who? I said I shot my shot. I don't know. Tony, Tony, Mark, audience wouldn't know. No, no, no. Oh, audience would know this person. Yeah. Oh, Jimmy Jimmy. Yeah, he just skateboarded. Yeah, when I when he first started dating my sister, he was big in the skateboarding. He was

skating. He can do all the flippy flinny and he, you know, you know, how he nervously now will do that whole thing with like he's playing golf, you know, he's just like, he would all nervously like skateboard all the time and make the skateboard flip around and all that kind of stuff. He was way into it. Okay, that's fun. I mean, like, yeah, that's funny. What kind of board was he using back in the day? Was it like a banana board or was I don't know. I'm not my okay. I don't have a look at like, why is this guy flim around this is why skateboarding is he even ruined to him to this day. Yeah, Jimmy did it. Yeah, Jimmy do it. I'm like, what are you doing? Jimmy skateboarding out there. I hate it. That'd be a grown man. Flitter out on a skateboard. What are you doing? Hey, Jimmy, stop doing all these and get to work. As skateboarding is never recovered in the eyes of Russ Rales because Jimmy did it and Jimmy was good at it. I would go to his print shop and he'd be back there, but like riding a skateboard, flipping it around and something. What are you doing? You be printing something. Come on, Jimmy. Don't do that. That's funny. Don't give my sister a backside 180. I don't know what all that is, but Savannah was in the skateboarding. I don't

remember her doing it. Like, like, she had a long board at one time that I remember. I think that was after we split up. She did a lot. But that's the other reason why skateboarding has never had a shot in Russ's heart. You know, you're right. Jimmy is hanging out. I've seen Bo do a couple nose grinds. All right, we got to take a break. More break down fun. When we come back, don't go anywhere. You're listening to the march of the morning. What do you mean by that? The gay is franchise all time, which is Batman. Batman. Okay, you're just saying it's pissed me off. I'm not going to fall for it. I'm not taking the bait. You're right. I'm a rich man that lives alone with another dude, submissive boy. Yeah, nothing game about that at all. That's his young ward. Bruce. Yeah, that's it. Yeah, Dick Grayson. Yeah, his name is Dick. He's talking, buddy. He's just helping raise the young man. No, sorry, bud. You got a problem. It's okay.

Let's have a gay brain. That's real problem. You got gay brain. Everything looks gay to you. No, you no matter what it is. It's gay. I hate to break to you. Just like gay stuff. I got straight brain. Everything straight in my book. Yep. Or blinders. One or the other. Whichever, I don't see the gay welcome back. I'm Rysal. I'm Ryan. And now Aynah's going to bring you monster sports. The crying game is pretty gay monster sports brought to you by our great friends over there. And Mark Spain real estate. That's Mark Spain real estate. Definitely go check that out if you're looking to buy or sell a home. And if you're looking for employment, they are currently hiring. That's Mark Spain real estate. Got a bunch of stuff to cover in sports, but I wanted to touch base on this because I find this this number impressive. Okay. All right. And we're talking about American sports. Okay. Okay. In America. If you had to guess good sports. Who is the you NBA richest owner in American sports like they themselves. Yeah. Are the richest are the richest.

Who would you get? Well, who's the dude that that dude owns the Dallas Cowboys? That what's his name? Oh, you're thinking of Jerry Jones. Jerry Jones just to give you an idea. Jerry Jones comes in in ninth on this. He's only worth 23.5 billion loser. There are eight other professional sports owners in America. How many billion? 25 billion. Jerry Jones 23.5 Russ. And he's in ninth place. And he's in ninth. Okay. Well, then let's go with what maybe the owner of the Lakers. But now that's all split up. Like it's not one owner. That's that's a that's a bad answer. Damn. Tampa Bay Buckingeers. No, the laser family laser family. Not in the top 20. Jacks. The Jacks guy. He's like a shaker of Shahid Khan. Shahid Khan. Yeah.

He owns the Jaguars and some professional soccer full. Full of him. He comes in at 13th at 16.5 billion dollars. So he's behind him. Okay. This is they own. Okay. They own American sports team. Just the American sports team. What the hell team could be more than the Dallas Cowboys? Mm hmm. It's again, again, understand what I'm saying here. I'm not saying the the valuation of the of the team. Just the owner itself about the owners themselves, specifically the owners. Some of these owners like, uh, yeah, uh, Jerry Jones, his, his, uh, Dallas Cowboys are incredibly valued. I think he had 15 million billion dollars. I think there are other owners that have more money than Jerry. Joe and Jerry Jones. Oh, yeah. There's a Microsoft guy that owns a team. Uh, what team does he own it? Let's bring those teams through like a baseball team. No, it's a basketball team. It's been in the news a lot. We talked about it.

Oh, it's the Clippers. The Clippers guys. Just to give you an idea. Again, because of like all the sanctions that they put against the Clippers and everything, I think we forget to remember what how, uh, dropping in bucket. How much money this guy is worth. Steve Balmer, uh, connected with Microsoft on a couple other, uh, uh, pro apps and stuff like that, right? His net worth is not worth net worth. And then he says he doesn't hear stuff. Yeah. You're just super straight. Right. I got you. You're a net worther right here. It's true to, uh, Steve Balmer is worth $156 billion. My guys, he number one. He's number one. Okay. Number two, Rob Walton, 132.0 billion dollars was dollars. What was he owned? Broncos. Oh, the Broncos. He's from the Walton family. Yeah. Okay. Um, Harry Samuel, Samuel Lee. He owns the docs. Oh, and a tell team.

And he comes in that third, uh, third on this list at 33.8 billion. That drop off is a hundred billion dollars. So look to two to three. Two to three. Um, Miriam Adelson, she owns, she's related to owns the Dallas Mavericks. She's at 33.5. Uh, Robert, I think Mark Cuban used to own that. No, that, that was a whole controversy with it. He sold it a few years ago. And he's been trying to know. Yeah. And that lady is trying to get gambling to Texas. Mm hmm. She wants to put a casino where the Mavericks are. That's an, uh, but they're not letting that happen. And I don't think they're going to let her, let her move that team to Las Vegas. I think that there's a other plan there. Mm hmm. Um, where was I? Robert Pera, he owns the Grizzlies. He's at 29.6. David Tepper owns the Panthers and Charlotte FC at 28.5. Stan Cronkey owns the Rams. The Nuggets, the Avalanche, the Rapids and, uh, piece of arsenal. He's at 27.6 billion dollars.

Billion. Steve Cohn is at 2026.7. Museum for the Metz. And then like I've mentioned before, Jerry, who owns the Yankees? Uh, again, not in the top 20. Okay. So it's not the team really. We do it to the owner and the owner's got money. Yeah. We're talking about. Yeah. So Steve Cohn is the O's Demets. He has net worth is 26.7 billion. Like we mentioned before, Jerry Jones at 23.5. Hmm. Dan Gilbert, 22.9. He owns the Cavaliers at number 11. 21.5 billion dollars, Russ. What is the words? Steven Ross. Meant to you. Nothing. Good. Because it shouldn't because you're not a fan of them anymore. You're at Jacksonville Jaguars. Uh, you two Jaguars are there together. He's the owner of the dolphins. Oh, really? Yeah. Um, they got money with their salary caps. They can't. Oh, the other James the one. Uh, but like I said, your guy, Shaheekon, comes in at 11 or 11th or 13th on this list.

Uh, give me a reason to be a fan and I'm right back there. They won't have any for a few years. Yeah. Uh, they're right. Owner of the Patriots and Revolution who also happens to be in those files, Robert Kraft comes in at 15. That's your man, right? Uh, right. No, I'm a Jagsman now. I'm no longer a non-Jay. What are you doing? You with this was officially announced yesterday. You guys are Jags fans. Okay. All right. I'm getting I'm in. Yes. I like I like quarterback. Long flowy here. Sunshine. Yesterday we had the. It's not gay. Lamar. Keep a straight brain. US Open Cup is the oldest, uh, ongoing sporting, ongoing national cup soccer competition in the United States and our team, uh, Orlando City lost the Columbus. So the finals for the Lamar hunt, US Open Cup is going to be St. Louis versus Columbus. We've got NFL accent two night. It's going to be the Lions and the bills.

Uh, bills that are going to be their first game at home. So they're going to be able to put on display. They're a brand new stadium. So definitely check that out. And then we got some cool. I love the Lions. Lions guy. I'm the lion about him. I'm not gay. Uh, cool football action going down tomorrow. Gonna have number five Miami take on Wake Forest. That's going to be a 730. And then we've got a ranked 22 Houston versus 13th ranked Texas tech. That's going to be, um, at eight o'clock rush. And then I, uh, then I'll share this with you. I'm Ryan. If you could pull this up, uh, because it's probably the only time that I will, you'll ever hear me say anything nice about this, um, person. Okay. He's a professional automotive driver. Uh, uh, van Dishy. Uh, he drives at, uh, at the highest level, uh, the highest, uh, competition, which is Formula One Russ. Okay. And yesterday, he did this thing. And I got to admit, it was pretty freaking cool.

Uh, Ryan, look up Max Verstappen versus 100. Oh, I saw this. All right. So, uh, so the premise was Russ, because again, he's, you know, whatever, rightfully so whatever, he is, you know, one of the best on-o-beal drivers in the world, whatever. Yeah. Um, and so they did this promise. You know how we, like I think we talked about it in the past. Like how many, uh, kindergarteners do you think you could take on all that kind of stuff? Yeah, yeah, yeah. So the premise here was it was Max Verstappen. And he's at the very end of the line. And he's going up against 100 other go-carders. Oh, that is funny. And he's got 30 laps to beat them. How many drivers do you think he passed in lap one? I don't know, but this is funny. Oh, it was made for great TV, dude. I like again, I got to, I'll give, uh, the organizers of the event. I'll give him props because he was a fantastic sport about it. But in lap one, it was absolutely insane. He passed something like 63 drivers in that first lap, Rob.

Did he win the whole thing? And he ends up winning the whole thing. It was in service. I can't just show that they're actually a skill to driving. Oh, yeah, 100%. So he'd be 100 kids. What the hell? These aren't kids. They were kids. They were adults. Oh, wow. I was just saying the premise, that idea that what we say, uh, okay. How many? This was, no, this was a 100 other go-cart, uh, uh, enthusiast, uh, to different levels and whatnot. But they put in like one of the best pros in the world and he, and he, and he, and he's the last few guys were, uh, like really accomplished, uh, go-carders. Hey, where was he when they started the race? Was he at the very tail end? Wow, that's pretty funny. Yeah, that's cool. Again, I like I said, it's one of the few times you're going to hear me say something. Nice about the guy, but it was actually pretty cool. He was, he was, uh, uh, uh, gracious. It was a fun thing to watch. If you get a chance, it's worth watching. It's, uh, it's on Disney and, uh, could it have been rigged? Is he think it's rigged? No, dude. No, they're trying. Because imagine your guy, you like, uh, well, I'd be, uh, for stepping in this race. Yeah, that you, that you're playing for real if you're anybody else in this.

Look at that. Look at those go-cartes. That's pretty, I like it's cool. Yeah. It's, I thought it went like, as a fan of, um, racing and carting and all that. I thought overall, it was just a really cool, fantastic event. I'd like to see, was it for, for a charity or something or just for fun? That's Red Bull. Oh, yeah. Disney plus, yeah, they just, you know, hey, can we do this? Sure. And, uh, that's monster sports, Russ. Very nice, uh, more big dumb fun when we come back. Don't go anywhere. You're listening to the matches the morning. Have your kids ever wanted to try an Olympic and Paralympic sport? Tri-Fencing. It's fast, competitive and even offered at the NCAA level. Find a beginner class near you at tri-fencing.org. That's tri-fencing.org. You know that payday feeling when your paycheck hits and you can finally breathe a little easier? With the sync by coin star debit card, eligible direct deposits can arrive up to two days early. That means more flexibility when bills are due. Your gas tank is empty or life simply can't wait until Friday. Download the sync by coin star app to get started. Early access to direct deposit depends on when payment information is received from your payer.

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Yeah. The greatest day of heavy metal. I think it's hard to argue that, right? Yeah. Yeah. Just because of the Metallica guns and roses. You got Slayer, Pantera, Tool. Who else you got here? You got Hale Storm. You got Laila God. There's been some distance between the day of that event and now and people are going to when they look at it and get a chance to watch it. You're going to be shocked at some of the names that are on stage and how they're carrying on together in this moment of unity to honor Ozzy. Yeah. So they named it Ozzy and Black Sabbath back to the beginning. Remember how Black Sabbath was a little mad that Ozzy was getting so much attention? But I mean, he passed away 17 days after that. So they probably didn't push back on the name. Because Sharon put this together. Oh, yeah. I'm certain, and I'm sure they'll still have little snide remarks to say those guys. They're, you know, they're just grumpy brits. But yeah, they had nothing to say in the post production of this thing.

Oh, so this was all Sharon putting it together. Oh, hell yeah, dude. Yeah, they're sharing in the kids. Absolutely. Yeah. I'm looking forward to seeing it actually. Of course, one of those things that I probably would wait and watch at home. Dude, talking about movies though. Did you guys see this? Regal movie theaters with a month of October is going to drop a horror movie every single day. Oh, really? Yeah. So you can go to your favorite regal movie theater and catch what. There's a schedule out right now of all the movies that they're doing. But they're all awesome. Like the shining is one of them that were they're taking like all, you know, classic or or you know, any kind of horror movie. And you can see them at any regal movie theater. Okay. If you had to watch one horror movie in the movie theater again, which would have been for me to be aliens because I probably saw that seven times when it came out originally. And it that's a big one, right? That's a big movie. A lot of a lot of cool stuff. I would absolutely do that one because right now it's on streaming.

And I'm real like again, I'm at that point where I'm on the verge of just not using any streamers or the least that I have to. Yeah. And it's not like I remember that movie being larger than life. Yeah. And it's not on the little screen. And now the aliens you can get it. And they've added in some scenes that weren't in the movie when they first ran, which is kind of cool. I wonder if aliens is one of the ones that's going to be played at the regal. You said regal. Yeah, it's regal. So for example, starting on October the first, they have the black hearts daughter, black coach daughter. I'm sorry. The signing is October the second. Okay. Bram Stroker's Dracula. That's a good one. That's on the third. The conjuring is the fourth poltergeist is on the fifth. The haunting crimson peak. Tales from the. Tales from the hood. That's kind of a funny one. Yeah, pet cemetery is going to be on the 10th.

Drag me to hell is going to be the 11th. The thing from 1982 John Carpenter. Oh, that was with the. I can't wait. I'm very rustle. Yeah, that's going to be on the 12th. Texas James on Massacre, the 1974 one. Oh, it's going to be October the 13th. That was so. I went out of the kid. That was so frightening, man, because it was in black and white. It felt like it felt like a documentary. It didn't feel like it was like it's just the movie. It was scary. We got psycho two coming on the 15th. I never knew they did a psycho two. Candy man, one and two. So the 1992 and the 2021 are going to be done on the 16th. You also have scream two on the 17th. Nightmare on Elm Street. One and three on October the 18th. The blob, the evil dead, Donna the dead. Cabin fever, the director's cut. Let's see what else we got. The Blair Witch project is going to be. Oh, I've only seen that in a theater. Yeah, the Blair Witch project is on the on the 25th.

Oh, this is awesome. Constantin. There's the 12 fun. Yeah, the 26th. That doesn't seem like a horror movie. I mean, you got the devil. You deal with the devil. You do got the devil. Cabin in the woods on 27th. That'd be cool. It's good. Christine on the the car. John Carpenter's a Christine on the 29th. Halloween. The movie, 1978 Halloween on the 30th. I mean, that's the that's the and then I don't I don't remember this one. So you guys I'm going to have to follow you guys on this one. Whoever saw this, what do you think they're playing on the 31st? About that moon. No, no, no, no, that's a scary one. I don't I'm not familiar with this one. Yeah, it's a trick or treat. Trick or treat from 2007. I don't remember that one. Trick or treat. I think it's a slasher thing. I believe. Yeah, so that's a good that's what they're doing over there. We go for the month of Halloween.

Pretty neat. I thought. And again, one of those things that getting people back into the movie theater, you know, yeah, yeah. Hey, while we're talking movies, we'll see if you see how well you guys can do with this. So they have a who came up with this. This is a they they judged by the amount of sales of the song and and cultural, you know, how it entered pop culture and everything. It's the best movie theme songs of all time. So if I and I'm just going to give you the number, but you see if you can tell me the theme song, right? Okay, so the number one. Best theme song movie of all time. According to this because of sales and pop culture or whatever, it's from the movie Frozen. What's the song? Let it go. There you go. Good job. Okay. Number two is the movie is Saturday night fever. What's the theme song? Saturday life. No, and that's Saturday night live. Oh, the theme is Saturday life. What's the theme is Saturday night live? I mean, what is your stain alive? Stay in life. There you go. You got it there. One for you. One for you. The Muppet movie. What's the theme song? Rainbow connection. Oh, very nice. Okay.

Okay, to do the right thing. What's the theme song? I'm going to blank on the movie. Is that Spike Lee? Yeah, to be the public enemy. Fight the power. Fight very good. Oh, another one for Angel. Okay. Okay. Number five. Once again, these are the best movie theme songs of all time. The movie Rocky. What's the theme song? Stay fine. Heaven, flying to heaven. No, heaven, fly. Flying high. No, you're close. It's not I the tiger. If they say the words in the song, that's the only thing words they say. I think are you already doing a survivor? So it's not survivor. I have a tiger. Uh, no, that's yeah, that's survivor. I have the tiger. That's a Rocky three. Lift me up. Love. Why? I knew this would be a hard one. No, it's going to fly now. Bill Conti. This one you guys won't get. I'm sure. Number six is the movie Breakfast at Tiffany's. It's the song Breakfast at Tiffany. No. And I said what about

is in 1961. Oh, uh, I would know. Yeah, you guys won't get this. Moon River. Uh, in seven place, uh, Titanic, what's the what's the theme song to Titanic? Heart will go on. Oh, very look at you with your your Selene Dion knowledge. It's pretty good. All right, uh, Shaft. Oh, no, yeah, Shaft. The 1971 Shaft. What's the, uh, always love you. I will always love you. Wizard of Oz. He's on down. He's on down the road. No. That's wrong. Is that the Wiz? That's the Wiz, man. Uh, I don't know what you all thought. 1939. Hold on. The Wizard of Oz. You don't know that rainbows. Over the rainbows. Somewhere over the rainbow. Yeah. What's the theme song to dirty dancing? That theme to dirty dancing. Oh, the Everly Brothers. I don't know what you're talking about. The 1939. Hold on. The Wizard of Oz. You don't know that. Everly Brothers or whatever. What's it called? The time of my life. There you go. Oh, yeah, you're killing it. Uh, Philadelphia.

Game movie. Well, the elf is a game of here. It's a first-trend song. Yeah, it is. It's called Street Philadelphia. Yeah. Uh, the way we were. What song was the way we were? Right. Exactly. Uh, fame. What's that? Fame. Yeah. Uh, uh, toy story. You got a friend of me. There you go. Oh, you're killing it. Okay. Eight mile. What's that song for that? I'm. Lose yourself. Lose yourself. There you go. The Breakfast Club. What's the theme song from Breakfast Club? Don't you forget about me. Oh, look at you. You're killing it. Okay. Uh, there's something called. Hold it. Once from 2006. I don't know what that is. Oh, hold on. I know this one. Oh, it was going to be my wedding song for a minute. Really? Damn it. It's. Yeah, it is a wedding song. Okay. The guy and the girls sing it. Uh, this is just a guy named Glenn. Glenn Hansard. Hansard. Yeah. Oh, it's not once. Um, dammit. It's called falling slowly. Falling slow. What's the theme song from the Lion King? Uh,

Oh, Got him. Uh, No, they can you feel the love tonight? No, that's not it. Oh, Really? Yeah, Lion King, the theme song from 1994. Oh, it's well, the Elton Johnson. What is it? It's candle in the wind. No, The pitch is back. The pitch is back. No, uh, hold on. Damn it. I just know it's an Elton Johnson. Elton John, I'm a good king. Can you feel it? Is it not? Can you feel the love tonight? No, that's that. It's Lions are crazy man doing the thing in the Safari. What does that? Circle. Circle of life. I would have never. Uh, and then what's the theme song to the movie? 1973 movie to live and let die. Living let die. That's right. Yeah. There you go. All right, we take a little break. Don't go anywhere. You're listening to the match with the morning. Hey, play your, uh, your hot takes your messages now.

Uh, we'll actually record them now and we could be playing them in the next 20 minutes. At the top of the hour. Hear yourself on the radio, which is pretty cool. We get to hear from you guys. And then at the end of the show, we've got a whole segment for you guys. So, uh, you can participate by going to the I Heart radio app. Make us the number one preset. We'd appreciate that. So tonight on television, you got, uh, the, you got, uh, of course Thursday night football, the premiere of Thursday night football. Who's playing tonight? You said it's the bills and, uh, was the bills and the lines, the lines. Okay. Yeah. Those are favored. Obviously they're, uh, at home and then I think on the bills or lines offensive line, they're missing like three dudes, I think. And it's the first game that they're going to have in the new stadium. In the new stadium, Mr. It looked like it was beautiful stadium, but, uh, so you got that. And then something else, which is, you know, you know, I don't know. I'd be right and be quite honest with you guys. I don't believe anything anymore when it says this is controversy. I think it's, I think they, sometimes they promote it that way. Just so you'll, you'll talk about it. But anyway, uh, it's the premiere of monster, the Lizzy Borden story.

Now monster is a same series that did a couple other, uh, a couple other, uh, real life murder things. Like, uh, what was the first one? It was, um, uh, let's see. I'm looking at it right here and they'll show it. We did several, um, of where they would take them and make them into shows for Netflix. Uh, let's, Ed went again, like that, his, uh, you know, several other ones that they did. And there were people that were complaining because like, well, these are real murders. You know, you're, you're making these people famous, uh, who are, you know, we're actually people died. Uh, Lizzy Borden though seems so long ago. Yeah. That it doesn't have the same feel. Uh, they had, who's the axe murder lady? Yeah, who are the two brothers that killed the two brothers that killed their parents? The menendez. The menendez, so they did one of those, uh, they did, uh, another, uh, real, real life murder, you know, and people were like, oh, man, it's too soon. This one seems so far away. Uh, but another controversy is the 1860. Yeah, 1860.

Uh, there's a whole thing about the nepotism because the, the, the star of it, the Lizzy Borden, uh, is, uh, Ella Betty, uh, uh, uh, Betty, uh, Ella, Ella Betty and she's the daughter of, uh, Warren, uh, yeah, Annette Benning and Warren, Betty. So there's the whole, our own nepotism thing up here. Oh, Annette Benning and that series Lucky on, uh, Apple TV. She was awesome in that. Just recently. So Annette Benning and her daughter, yeah, Annette, I had never seen her daughter. I never seen her daughter act before. Charlie Hunum is in this Rebecca Hall, uh, and also people are complaining that they're taking something that was real, like a real murder and they're making it look like, uh, like a Marvel movie, right? Like, you know, the first comment on Netflix's posters, y'all, Yassified Lizzy Borden, and made her hot. Yeah, yeah, they made her hot. They, uh, they make, when you look at the trailer, it looks like, it looks like a Marvel movie the way they put it together. Uh, I didn't want to see the other ones that they made just because,

like, oh, that's real murder or whatever. But this seems like more of a legend now or more of just a part of history or then almost on these Lizzy Borden, because because the song or the poem or whatever, it just doesn't seem as real. Does that make sense? Lizzy Borden had an axe, gave her 20 wax, whatever they do, however, we have never heard of this song. Yeah. You never heard that? Oh, Lizzy Borden had an axe, gave her, uh, father 40 wax or mother 40 wax, when they see, when they saw what she had done, she gave her father 41 or something like that. You guys never heard that? Never heard it. Oh, yeah. No, I didn't know there was like little rhymes that went with serial killers. That's crazy. Yeah, with that one, with, that's only because I knew Lizzy Borden was because as a kid, I remember hearing that. Okay, I only knew about Lizzy Borden because I went to a, like, a creepy house one time. Yeah. They get to what Crepe House in St. Augustine. They had a Lizzy Borden room, uh, or they had like her bed or something from Lizzy Borden in that room and I didn't know who she was because again, 18, like, 18 months,

there's a crazy long time ago. I don't think they ever solved it either. They never really, they don't really know for sure. Yeah, 1892. This happened. Maybe they do know that she did it. Yeah, they, they do know that she did it. There was something about it though. Like, she didn't spend, it was tried and acquitted for it. She was acquitted. That's what it was. No. Cause they couldn't prove beyond a reasonable doubt, but I don't know. It's really killed two people. Her parents. Yeah, but like, those are really. With the numbers compared to what we know about other people today, right? Like, but allegedly from when I, you know, she chopped them up pretty good. Well, if you're going to chop ones, you might as well keep chopping, right? I don't know. The number, like whenever somebody's like, he stabbed him a hundred times. When she've decided on stabbing, yeah, the number does not matter to me. Hey, this, uh, this, this, this series monster. Does this say the other ones that they did? Cause I know Ed, Ed, again, Ed, Gwen, whatever his name is, was one of them. The Menendez brothers was another. They did Jeffrey Dahmer.

Jeffrey Dahmer. Okay. Lionaire Menendez, Ed, Ian, and now Lizzie Borden. Now Lizzie Borden. Yeah. So there are, you know, there are people that are like, why are you, you know, glorifying these murder cases? Yeah. And I didn't really, I don't think I watched the other ones. I didn't. I watched the Dahmer one, but like, immediately one of the people that gets killed out the gate looks just like my nephew. And me, my, my wife couldn't watch it anymore. Oh, uh, but that one specifically, I'm like, why are you, like, they, they yesified, you know, Jeffrey Dahmer. They made him kind of like sexy. It was weird. Yeah. I watched the again one halfway through. And then I started to feel like, yeah, man, this is a boy that really kind of make him look cool. Yeah. I don't, I don't like this series at all. I don't, I don't understand why it exists. But I'll probably watch this Lizzie Borden one because it doesn't feel real. Is it makes sense? And I think we're real people in the 1800s. Yeah, but like, but we're people of conspiracy theory. We're people 150 years ago. I'll even there. I can't prove it. Can't prove it.

Yeah, here Lizzie Borden took an axe, gave her mother 40 wax. When she saw what she had done, she turned around and gave her father 41. I guess is how the thing went terrible poem. Yeah. Don't like. I heard that as a kid. Like, I remember the, I knew about the poem before I really knew about the real story. I, I don't know. I think I put it right now and realize that she was a real person. A serial or a murderer. I thought that she was part of like a, um, I thought she was a part of the gang that like with Bonnie and Clyde. That will they were real? No, and so is she. But I'm saying I didn't think I didn't know she was a murderer. I thought she was like a bank robber. Oh, I thought she was, I didn't know. I never made the connection that like right now in this conversation. It's the first time I'm putting making the connection that she was a murderer. I thought she was of that era of, uh, you know, crime of, uh, robbing banks and stuff. Well, from what I've seen, I think she, she was a young lady that lived at the house with her parents and her dad, uh, sexually abused her. And so she had had enough. So she took an axe and chopped his ass up and then, and, and, and something to do with the mom

was a bit like not the real mom of stepmom or something. Stepmom. And killed her too. I don't know. The only rhymes I knew was a child were the one, the, the, the, about the Joker, the Joker ran away. Uh-huh. And then, and then there's a place in France or the naked ladies dance. Oh, the, the place in France or the women wearing a pants and the men go around with a hanging down. That one. No, there's a place in France or the naked ladies dance. There's a hole in the wall where the men can see it all. Oh, I didn't know that one. No. Okay. I knew that one. The Batman one was the Batman was jingle bells. Batman's oh, Jingrow. That's a Robin Robin lady. But nothing about the old master wheel and Joker got away. Yeah. Nothing about murders. Just all Batman and naked women were the ones that we knew. What about a Michael Michael motorcycle? Also, I don't know that one. Michael Michael motorcycle turned the key watching P. Whoa, whoa, whoa. This thing. It was like a little kid rhyme. There's more to it. There's I'd forget what it was. I forget why the Lizzie Borden rhyme got out.

I think it was around that time. And she was on trial. And for some reason, kids start saying it and it took off like around the world. And made it this big, big thing. She was actually around and actually in a psych ward the same time that Jolly Jane because Jolly Jane, you know, was that that that comic thing I wrote or whatever. Oh, yeah. The Jolly Jane was a real knurse that giant teeth that killed a but with I made her with a bunch of giant T. She was actually a whole skank. In the comic book, I made her look all hot. But but yeah, she was actual an actual murderer. And because she was a nurse that just killed a bunch of bunch of people. But she was actually in the psych ward with Lizzie Borden at one time. And was like and she was allegedly from the research that I did is that Jolly Jane basically was kind of effing with Lizzie Borden. Like you're not a real serial killer. Like you're nervous.

You're in nervous. Shout out to the people texting in though, childhood rhymes, though, that aren't that everybody not everybody knows. And he did. He turned the key and you send him back to Tennessee. There's also Mrs. did you have Miss Susie had a steamboat? Miss Susie had a steamboat. Miss steamboat had a bell and a steamboat had a bell. The steamboat went to heaven. And Susie went to Hello operator. Giving number nine. Yes. Yeah. I remember that. Did you have a Miss Mary Mack? When you were a kid? What's Miss Mary Mack? All dressed in black. Okay. No, Miss Mary Mack. What's she do? She I forget how that full one goes. Miss Mary Mack was all dressed in black. It was like Miss Mary Mack. Mack, Mack. I'll just do them black, black, black. Black is none of that. That that that takes a beans beans musical fruit. No more you eat the more you too. Beans beans are good for your heart. The more you eat the more you fart. The more you heart fart, the better you feel. So each of you beans are never meal. No, okay. I can't remember my wife's birthday, my wife's birthday. I can remember the beans rhyme from being four.

Is that ridiculous? I hate life. It makes me mad the way my brain works. Yeah. Yes, it's not fair. I can't I delete the beans rhyme and remember my wife's birthday. That's what your wife wants to know. You should be able to delete the stuff you don't need anymore. You need to eat more lines, Wayne. Oh yeah, we got to get those musher. It turns out I got a mushroom stand next to me at the farmers market. They have all of that stuff too. And I'm going to I'm going to I need to talk to those hippies and trade them some kettle corn. But you should be able to delete memories. Evolution. Get with it. You should be able to like much like a computer file. I know I know I'm not going to need these childhood nursery rhymes anymore. Oh, here's a good one. I don't believe that we're all the time. Hello operator. Give me number nine. And if you disconnect me, I'll chop off your behind the refrigerator. There was a piece of glass. And if you sat upon it, no, missusie sat upon it and broke her little ask me no more questions. Tell me no more lies. Some things in the bedroom eating all the flies. Rise makes sense. Yeah. Again, what's my dad's birthday? Don't know.

I know. When your mind does delete things, that's what we found out yet. Remember yet, that whole story about random. My cousin I had forgotten about and something jogged and brought it back. So silly. Makes me mad. Will you watch this? It's on Netflix. Will you watch this Lizzie Borden thing? Uh, no. Why not? I think I'll tell you what I'll tell you what. I will watch this one. I know because she's a special. She's not. Yeah. Do I see some Lizzie Borden boobies? This is hot Lizzie Borden. But she's dressed like I'm looking at the preview right now. She's dressed in like that old time. A frock. Yeah. At some point she's got to take half the frock off. She better get to know it. No, no, no, no, I probably won't watch this because take the frock off. Take the frock off. If it's if it's her dad to talking her, a dad attacking her, I'm not interested in that. Oh, yeah. Well, they show they show they show Lizzie Borden kissing a woman. Now I don't know why. Talk about like a heavy, heavy series. Uh, furious. Was that way?

Furious? Furious on Hulu. You started watching it. You said yes. Oh, yeah, yeah. It's good. I'm like straight up. It is a it is a fantastic series. And the two uh, uh, female leads act their asses off. But that is like that was it was heavy. It's just the the subject matter was heavy. And it was just like, you know, when you're messing with kids and all that kind of stuff. And it got I guess there's a couple times where I was just like, do I want to watch this? No. But I finally, I saw it to the end. I think the guy that I've been giving another season. Hey, that's a good one though. I want to remind you that if you want to go on the monster brew bus with us, we're going to be going on October the 24th. So tickets are not on sale yet. But as soon as they are you, but a grab them because it's going to be a great time. Once again, we're always are trying to step it up and make it even better. This time we're going to run about brewing and we're going to port 27 and winter haven. And I got to tell you I have not been to run about brewing. But I hear it's amazing. And I have been to port 27 and you guys are going to love it.

There's a whole beach area to hang out. If you want to rent a jet ski, you can do that. If you want to play volleyball. If you want to play, uh, it really is cool. Lots of beer, lots of different kinds of food. It is an oasis. You guys are going to love it. So anyway, tickets are going on sale soon, as soon as you can get tickets, you might want to grab those. Uh, there will be entertainment at both locations and I'm going to be able to tell you the entertainment. Uh, next couple days, I got a, I got a, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, kind of tie some bows to make sure everything is, just right, but uh, there'll be entertainment at both locations. So looking forward to the next, it's the fall monster brew bus. And it's going to be on October 24th. Don't go anywhere. You're listening to the march of the morning. Looking for something new? Try Fencing, the Olympic and Paralympic Sport that mixes speed, strategy, and fun. It's like chess meets cardio, quick feet, quick decisions, and a satisfying beep when you score a point. Kids, teens, and adults can start anytime. No experience needed, and many clubs have loner gear. Coaches teach fundamentals and safety from day one.

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