KDS (ep. 29) Warren the Numbers Guy

0:00We will return next week after the elections over. Thank you. Hey, Mark. Hey, Mark. Hi. Hey, boss. No, show us the election. I haven't voted yet. Well, then you're not going to be able to because it's too late now. The vote happened. Yep. I vote Trump. You can't vote right now here. Mark, this isn't where you vote. Trump Trump 2024. Yep, it already happened and he already won. So you're fine. I'll start the, so we are doing a show. We're doing the show right now. Yeah, you could start the theme music if you have it. I'll start the theme music. Yep, just hit that. Okay, you are nasty person. I'll tell you. Why would you take my pick a locked? I know that.

1:01I know that. I'm not trying to make you feel uncomfortable. Fuck. I can probably. Okay. I got it. Yep. It's time. Nope. I'll show my show alone in my house. Come over. I did find a video that I find pretty interesting on Quincy Jones interview. Can we, can I share that? Oh, yes, absolutely. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And on those albums, Thriller, for example, is you. You know, you have his music, some of his writing, some of his music. We take his stuff and take it to another level. Don't stop till you get enough. It's very well known that Michael sent me a note. Could you please take off the violins in the introduction?

2:01No, it's messed up my groove. You know what that line was? Little, little, little, little. You're identifying line. Look at him. I'm sorry. He said, take it off. Yeah. And you said, no way. I said, you don't want to do. Okay. Who was right? Well, who, what, what is it up on the record? That's right. That's right. What on those albums? Thriller, please. Okay. No, that's terrible. Michael. Hey, Michael. No, that's terrible. Michael. No, that's terrible. We should shut his old mouth. You know, Michael, tell me. He was in South Korea. You know, you know, you did, he, he, he made, he made me mad. Those are my, it turned out great, right? I mean, that's, yeah, but the best hooks of all time. Yeah, I, but I, I, it's my song. I did it. Right. You just elevated it. He didn't do nothing. Do nothing. You're just doing it. I'm sorry.

3:01No, I was just, I was coming. I go, hey, Quincy, I got a new song. You go, what is it, Michael? And I go, yeah, go on. I said, come on. I did it. I did it. I did it. I did it. I did it. It didn't. Yeah. Oh, he, oh, he, oh, he, he pushed button. You know what's going? Okay. You go, I hit a button, I hit a code, and then Michael would do it. Did you see the uncle Frank? He was like, he was scared about the progress. That's right. Uncle Frank, he never cared about the tail doing. Yeah. Yeah. He said it got, oh, anyway, it's really hard to do, Michael, when you have a career. Okay, you talking. That's his wild. Anyway. Yeah. Let's see that again. Yeah. Let's see that again. That's great. Yeah. Let's see that again. That's great. Here's your report. Oh, thanks, Jane. I wish I could hire someone just like you. Try LinkedIn Hiring Pro. It's more than a job board. It's like the recruiter you always wished you had. Hiring Pro uses real-time insights to match your role to LinkedIn's unique network of professionals

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5:03I work with you at the adapter store. Oh, okay. Hi. Oh, wow. Okay, hi. I'm afraid that this is an emergency and time is of the essence. Okay. We are about to go bankrupt. I am the numbers guy. I love numbers. I've always had. And, well, Gil asked me to do the banking at the adapter store. Well, I talked to him and he doesn't listen to me. We have a very basic, simple problem. There is less money coming in than going out. And how long has that been going on from the beginning? He listens to you folks and he loves you guys. Maybe as an intervention, you could tell him to maybe listen to Warren and stop spending. For example, exhibit egg. Gil has paid $6,000 for a billboard off Route 6 in North Dakota.

6:10Right. Off Route 6, so it's not even on Route 6. Yeah, it's not on it. It's a dirt road. It's not well traveled. Is it a drive for somebody's driveway? Is a driveway. It is a legal driveway. So he said, billboard at some of the $6,000. And I said, I said, Gil, I don't know if you know what this is. But the ROI on this return on investment is astoundingly low. $6,000 out. Zero. I don't know if that really. Sorry, this is not this is serious. Warren, but this is not a better apologize to Warren, please. I know he tried to sell the the mugs that those have those movies. An absolute disaster. Okay. What about the bugs? I told Gil, I said, Gil, why don't we buy, you know, 20 or 30 and see how they sell? Well, with his enthusiasm, he said, but if we buy 13,000, we can get him a buck.

7:12Oh, God. He's 1000. So now I've got crates of mugs, pallets, many of which have broken. I don't know why we go. Oh, that is just adorable. We go. I'm some respect. Sorry. I'm not sure what you're looking for. No, I know comedy and I love comedy. I do. I actually fancy myself a performer. People have told me I would dynamic personality. Oh, of course. Beyond film. I'll tell you a bit. Oh, Waco. It's not a word. I'm sorry. I don't have a serious thing. No, we thought about what is happening at the board. It's as serious as a heart attack.

8:13We are days away from our lights being turned off. We're in a lot of trouble. I think we're going to be going to be a little bit more serious. I want to be serious. I want to be serious. We start this business. I said to Gill, no, Gill, I don't think this is going to work. I think that actually people don't need adapters. They work a lot. Well, maybe in the 50s, you know, 60s. They didn't they needed a man. We were in survival mode. The only thing that we've kept on the lights for the next three seasons coming up. Now, the problem is there's no adapters. There's none. Yeah. There's no season. I don't know. Waco. If we can. No, Waco, you are really frying my onions over here. Mine too. I had here. But they're with you Warren. You're shaking no left. Hey, John, you know, I got a lot of businesses. And some of them are in your capital right now. Yeah. My dog business, for example. Sometimes you get to pay all this and that. And the other thing, you know, there's an answer for that.

9:14You don't go for the banks. You can get the money in five minutes. Yeah. Delta capital. Delta capital. Delta capital. Delta capital. Delta capital group. Delta capital group. Link below. Your company's making 25,000 dollars a month or more. Yeah. You supply a couple of clicks away, right? Yeah, that's really amazing because, by the way, did you hear about my new idea for a business? It's a baby restaurant, dude. And it's called Peas and Pudding. And it's just all mushy, good baby food. And I'm going to need to be a bunch of stuff for that. You need stuff for that. Okay. So that's a great example. Yeah. It's a wire. And wire, where is your funds within an hour? So if your business is generating 25,000 dollars a month, click the link in the description or scan the QR code. And apply for funding. Well, that sounds really good. Hey, by the way, I love those puppies. And I just want to let you know, no puppies in my baby restaurant. Because if you start mixing that shit up, it's right. I don't think you don't think that's going to place. Last week, we, um, Guil promoted these.

10:14And we sold exactly zero. The Guil kisses mug. Kisses kisses. I mean, it's so cute. I'm going to order at least one and maybe another. If I could do a quick promotion. Yeah, wait. Please. As the sun rises and the birds start to chirp. Grab a hot cup of coffee with your old friend, Guil. And enjoy your Java with some kisses. Guils kisses mug. Get it now. All right. I'm going to go folks. And if guilt comes in here, please be honest with him. We will. Okay. Oh, no, I don't want to do that. What talked to talk to Gil. Yeah, that sucks. Yeah, that's, it's going to be hard. But you know, he's a good guy. Maybe he'll maybe he'll be. He'll say, you know, hey, he said, Gil. We did. Hey, buddy. I was in the waiting area. I just heard my name. I thought it popped right in. Oh, my gosh.

11:14It's a good. It's a good. Yeah. Don't make don't let me take up too much your time. I guess I just want to pop in here and say to you kids. I love y'all. I father got. I bless all his kids. And we'll hopefully don't get the Guil kisses mug. And we'll talk to y'all later. No, that's good. Well, I wanted to. Garnet. He's sometimes he pops in so fast and pops out. He just does that. I mean, it's sweet of him. This is kisses. I just saw waitels. Yeah, kiss number third. Yeah, it's a. Oh, my gosh. No. It's so good to see you. All right. Gil. Gil. Gil. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We, we have a concern. Warren popped in and let us know. Warren. John. He's the one that you guys are. You know, Warren. Y'all may. Is he a fantastic guy? He's such a wonderful guy. I'm not pleased. Pleased. Blizz. Warren right now. I have seen Warren a few hours.

12:14He just loves numbers that key. He's such a great. You know, he runs the numbers down the adapter store. I know. I heard. Yeah. We heard. It's Robert. Yes. Great. Oh my gosh. Hard. That's awesome. Good. Yeah. I love kisses, but I'll take them hugs too. Yeah. We'll take it all. Oh, okay. Oh, well, wait. Gil. This is so frustrating. It's frustrating. It's frustrating. It's just so ugly. It's on the planet. Yeah. He's just so enthusiastic. But you know, you get the sense that he's, he's like blocking the reality with his. I don't know. I just really want to get into. I just want to look at them. I don't know. I'm not sure if I said they're. The links it down below if y'all want to get. We sold zero last week. Oh, wow, wow. We have 13,000 in the warehouse to get your kisses, but 13,000.

13:15Wow. He just. We could. We could just have Gil come back in for a second. I don't know if he can hear me in the waiting room. Yeah, I heard my name there. This is about to close. You're facing bankruptcy. Oh my God. No, I'm... Come on. I'm trying to tell him. The... The adapter store is facing bankruptcy. Bankruptcy? Yeah, and that the power could be turned off, and the rents do. And you're in trouble financially with your business. Warren wanted me to bring this up. Yeah. Warren has... Warren has... a...warme of such impending situations. Right, right, right. And I know what to do about it. Okay. Okay. That makes me feel way better. Oh, the other guy, please let those bills... Here you are. Let's just take those bills, Father God. Father God, put those bills to fire, and just burn them up, Father God. Because I just can't pay those bills. I'm just gonna burn open a fire. Father God, put them for the bills. Father God, we pray. Just Father God, please burn up those bills and a fire.

14:15All right, phone. All right, in go. Take care of that. Isn't he a beautiful thing? Oh God, he's a big man. I'm gonna drive past our Lord Jesus Christ and Lord of Christ. Take care of us. He gets... entire... Oh God, I love that. Okay. That is amazing. He burned him up in the mud. Taking care of us. Oh. I mean, I see the Qashindog... Qashindegg. Oh, Qashindegg. Come on, now their... He's the Qashindogg, dude. Thanks, dude. Qashindogg, dude. That's a nice chicken dude. That's not a regular sticker dude. That's a super sticker dude. That's awesome. Nice. Hey John, can I do my movie review? Yes, please do your movie with me. Doll, you don't know about this. I'm Josh by the way, hello. Doll, what's up, dude? What's up, dude? Dude, you don't know this. I got John giving me a new segment on the show dude. What? Yeah, I'm a movie.

15:15Can you tell me about that? How come I don't get new segments? Dude, you just have to ask for it dude. I think I just have to ask for a segment. We'll give you a segment. Okay, request. Okay, well, you just got to get these specific though dude. Yeah, dude, I was speaking to you. Are you guys getting ready for this dude? Dude, it's the Josh movie review dude. Alright, dudes, welcome to the Josh movie review dude. Alright, I'm reviewing the movie. Smile dude, dude. Dude, I saw this with Jana and she was no one having it dude. She was so mad at me dude. Anyway, here is my review. Smile dude. Dude.

16:16No dude. Dude. No. Alright. Dude, smile dude. Dude. Wait, that's your review of is no. Yeah, dude. Dude, smile dude. Dude, did you see it? No. Dude. No dude. Are you saying that they shouldn't see it or are you saying that it's bad? No, the movie is awesome dude. So what you're just saying dude, it's probably the scariest movie I've ever seen in my life. Right. It's scary. It's scary and Jana on her cycle dude. That's a great review dude. No dude. It's even Mr. Monkey got it. Yeah. You're just saying it's like you it's like you can't even it's no like you can't handle the how scary it is. Dude.

17:17No dude. So what happened in the theater when you got scared that you like you're smile dude dude. Yeah. No dude. Don't bring your girl dude because Jana was not happy. What was she mad about? I told her dude it was a happy movie it's called smile to dude and she was like. Because I knew she hates scary movies so I'm like it's called smile dude. So why did you why would you bring her if she hates that why don't you have money dude. Okay. So she paid. Yeah, I did. Okay. And she wouldn't go if she was a horror movie. Okay. Anyway, that's my review of smile to dude. This year you're. Dude, this is a Josh movie review dude. That was great. That was fantastic. How do we feel about the Josh movie reviews? I like the job. I love that. I'm I gotta see that after that review.

18:18All right. Put in. I know that ideas for dolls. Yeah, he came up with ideas like. Okay. Oh, are they gonna be gross? Maybe. What in the idea for you having the what was it the kind of books the romance dragon? Little, little, little come on. That's not an idea for a segment. It's a paid advertisement for rumble wallet. They're sponsoring this part of the show. What if your bank told you know to own your own money. They delayed transfers, frozen accounts, unexpected limits. It happens more than people think. That's exactly why crypto exists, John. It gives you control, not partial control, actual ownership. But most people never try because it feels complicated.

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21:25Yeah, and I don't really have choices for this one. I'm just going to say what happens next because there's no way to kind of do it. Okay, it's going to be. I'm going to do. My guess is that this is actually the back of an animal. Like it's like a cat's butt and the animals by turn around. That's a really good guess. God, that's a good guess. Thank you. I go with what Doll said. I think Doll said. I'll tell you what this room is. It's a good. Go. Go. Oh, it's a cat. Nice. I'll just start get on top of this roof. Hey, go. Go. It's a cow. Go. It's a cat. This thing is very cute. And then Waco, you had one that you could put in the. That dog. I don't know if there is one he could. He was going to put the dog on.

22:30But let me know if you can. Down. You can do this other one. Down. Oh, what happens. What happens next? Okay. So here's. She goes in the water. He goes in the water. The dog goes in the water. Or they both go in the water. She goes in the water. What I think. And let me just explain. I think she slips out from under her feet. And in that motion, she puts the dog like behind her. She slips. So the dog ends up standing looking at her. From the shore. Thank you. Well, do you want to take it? Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. She falls. She falls. The dog. She falls. Because that's the funniest thing if only she goes in. You should have done. I'm not going to criticize you. That's okay. Maybe like alligator bites her.

23:30Something different than a phone because it. The funniest thing is she falls in. Yeah. Right. And I kind of was lazy on this one. Well, it's like you go, I don't give a fuck about this show. I'm going to just, you know, I'm not even working on it. I'm not working on anything. Yeah. I'm sorry. I didn't do better. But here, well, she will show what happens. It's kind of good. Oh, this is awkward. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. There she goes. There she goes. Anyway, this is what happens next for tonight. I don't know if you know. I. Hey, I wore. I wore. I was wondering if he. I was wearing. I was wearing. I was wearing. I was wearing. I was wearing. I was wearing. I was wearing. I was wearing. I was wearing. I was wearing. I was wondering if you got a chance to speak with a girl. We did. We did. Yes. And he took care of it. So we're all good. Well, you didn't really take care of it. He's. Well, it is on way.

24:30Well, he's pregnant about it. But that's not solving the problem. You asked him to take him on the. Well, you didn't say that you had to have him take the billboard down. You didn't. You didn't tell us to do that. Oh, he is. He moves on and walks away from you. I just tried to say we are good. John was very direct. And he had been. Made an arrangement to have all the bills burned. Yeah, that was the conclusion. He's just going to burn the bills. He he prayed to God to burn the bills. Yes. All right. Well, thanks for trying. I guess. Yeah, anytime. I feel terrible. I'm really feeling dry. And that didn't go off. Hi, she. Should we go out with kisses and. Yeah, Kelly. Wait, like all the same time.

25:30Back to do kisses. I don't know if he's. I'm sure you're back. I'm sure it's time for Father God. Hey, hey. Yeah, it came back to do some kisses with your kids. Hey, thanks. Oh, oh, oh, okay. Oh, there it is. Yes, kisses. Yeah, yeah, let's see. Everybody get a mug. We need to save you. Music. Yeah, we're trying to save. Gills adapter. What's the name of the. The. The store. The app probably. You know, you don't have to. Oh, that store. Right. North Dakota. Just off road six. Come on. Yeah, any any kind of adapter brawls. We we guarantee you we got the adapter for you. Yeah, you do. Music here. Love all these kisses. So sweet. I kiss the music. I need some kisses. Here. Platonic intimacy is just so important. That's a good kiss. Yes, that's great. Yes, over 36.

26:30We'll pet kids. Kids. All right. All right. Fresh. Kids. Manning the wheelie. Kids right. I guess you're right. Robert. I guess. All right. You're. Oh, it's for dollars. Look down dollar. Come to print. Kids. Whoa. Look out. I just threw in the thermos. print. Just fine apple. Play with kids. Play with kids. I got apples. Kids. Okay. Everybody. We had the night. I'm on it. It's so. It's so. It's so. Ooh, relax. There's a nun dance. All right. Hey, wait for you. You want to hear what's your power, dear? All right. Here we go. Yes, this is kisses. You all will see you next week. Here's some fireworks. I love this. I get excited. I get excited. I love when you run it. You kids ended. I'll just talk on it. I'll pop on out of here. You can go for it. You can go for it. You can go for it. You can go for it. You can go for it. You can go for it. You can go for it.

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