Jordan Gray: A Joke About Being Better Than Everyone

0:00This is amazing, this is Los Angeles I love you, thank you so much. This sort of shit doesn't happen to people like me and I'm so fucking happy to be here. I think Stanteln is the great show in the world. Thank you. I look out at the faces in this room and wish that I could crawl back in the womb and start again against God's plans with different plans and smaller hands. I wish the world could finally understand. I'm more than just a female Russell brand. No wonder why I feel so incomplete.

1:04I stand alone on massive fucking feet. How come I can't use the women's lose but Katie Perry gets to go to space. Yet if I was Russian and a hucker I could piss it Trump's actual face. Yeah that's right I went there. Oh no what's he gonna do? Grab me by the pussy I would like to see that man try. It would actually be incredibly validating. And as I gaze out at the pity in your eyes I guess it's time I finally realize that I'm just better than you and in a way I'm always new. I'm such a fucking genius.

2:08You don't have a fucking clue. I just sound better than you but don't let that upset you dear. At least you get to watch me play. You're lucky that I'm here. Cause I can sing like a mother fucker play like a mother fucker dance like a mother fucker act like a mother fucker act. I better love her. Better than you but if you can hear with your mother I'll fuck her just like a mother fucker. I met a rousing little mystery in your husband's Google history go and check the results. I'm a perfect woman my tints whenever shrink and I'm guaranteed to squirt and I do ain't old by default. I am the wizard king I can do anything that any other woman can. And then what do you expect? I used to be a man.

3:10I'm such a fucking genius. You don't have a fucking clue. Cause I'm better than all of you. Cause I'm better than all of you but only cause you told me so. The day that I came out was trans. It feels like a long time ago. I put on lipstick and some earrings and a dress. You said I was incredible. You put me on this pedestal. You told me I was beautiful. You bunch of fucking liberal.

4:17This is you, it's your fault. You convinced me that I was amazing. You're so beautiful Jordan you're fantastic. You're so pretty. You're so brave. You're so brave. You're so brave. You're so brave. You're so brave. I didn't even change my fucking name. I just came up here. I said I'm trans. Woke up in the morning with a billion fans and you loved me. I'm amazing. You love me. Don't pretend that you don't cause you love me. I'm amazing. You're so ugly. I'm amazing. You're so ugly. I know in your heart that you love me. Yeah. This is the best time I've fucking loved. Oh my god, I'm so fucking talented.

5:24Woo! Prince said time to change and so is time he reached for something new. And David Bowie said that we could all be heroes if we want to. Now some of you think I'm disgusting, like a soup with a skin on it. But if I'm going to be a joke, then I might as well be in on it. If I'm going to be a joke, then I might as well be in on it. Thank you so much for saying to me that I love you. Watch Jordyn Gray in Stampount, only on Netflix.