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0:00Football is back and prize picks is bringing out their best offer yet on prize picks You can make all the picks you want all in the same app and now prize picks is available nationwide Lock in for kickoff because everyone and everything is on prize picks What you want download the prize picks app today and use code Spotify ticket one hundred fifty dollars Installing in lineups if you win your first five dollar lineup prize picks run your game Must be present in certain states visit prize picks dot com for restricts and details gentlemen We've played Assassin's Creed, but now we're going to play the real Assassin's Creed We're gonna try out your suitcase simulator Japan 1579 Oh, shit Oh They pulled up I am Oda nobunaga. I am Dimeo. You shall be my samurai Is this it Yasuke you will help me unify Japan go now to the streets fight your way up to tuck a tangent castle

1:07Controlled by the Takeda clan. Okay. Let's do it. Welcome to Kyoto. Yasuke. Oh, Shinobi will train you to become samurai Okay, okay. Hello big boy. You want to be samurai? Let's learn the basics crouch roll and jump to overcome. Okay Okay, got it understood Easy All right, so can I punch? Okay, I got it. Let's see maybe I have to crouch to get underneath this Okay, oh, I have to jump I see oh Yeah, okay, I got it. I am I'm okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Oh, wow time to get dirty soldier nobunaga's army got no room for vanity lay down and crawl Z Okay, all right prone wait. Oh prone prone. Okay. All right. We're good Okay, okay, so you can jump in this game assassins Creed shadows didn't let you jump

2:07So this game has a jump button. I mean that's pretty big right guys Okay, let's go down over this way It's already better. Yeah, it's pretty good guys. Wow Okay, and this game's better. I mean, I'm not saying that yet, right? I mean, I'm just I'm just playing it Okay, here we go Wow Wait, what's that guy? Okay, let's see Wait, which one's Mount Fiji? You need to be able to jump even with heavy are all the Mount Fiji? Oh I hit the wrong button this is try again. Oh Wow, look at me Holy shit Is this my samurai training? Okay, all right, we gotta go through this Wow

3:09Okay, what you see here are Duru ma dolls. They are cursed and touching them as bad news Oh, no Okay, I gotta I'll go all the way down the down the side. I thought I had to run into them. I guess not a Samurai must master. Okay, give me the bike. Give me the bike bitch. This is no banoag as private bamboo garden Take the royal bicycle and ride through it as fast as you can wait good luck This is the Royate wait did they have bicycles back then oh shit Wait a minute Shit wait, this is kind of hard Okay, all right, give me a minute. I've got to turn back around in Tokyo. Yeah, I guess so Yeah, by the way, um, this it they said on the on the they said the game was historically accurate

4:13This is really embarrassing Give me a minute. I'm actually gonna get hard locked because of this. This is Shut up, okay All right, give me a minute See Guys, I knew I could do it See easy easy easy easy Bamboo grove as much like a clam one falls others will grow to take its place Cut too many even the strongest forest were with her so true Dialogue is about the same I'd say so far Okay, I'm going through the forest Okay, and I have to get off the bike Okay, now what was enjoyable watching you master that bike oh Use your momentum when sprinting oh shit

5:15Oh damn braw I just Damn, all right, let's go You foreigners brought guns to Japan with these magical devices we will destroy the tequila clan You are almost samurai what pick up the gun and shoot the targets if empty reload Oh Ah, okay Okay, maybe I turned down Now step through the My senses a little bit okay Yasuke to Keta clan are attacking our training grounds. Okay, they have no honor now is the time to fight did they need to die? Oh Fuck Wait, I got wait I just shoot them in the head wait what

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7:29I Didn't tell me I used the sword In the dust am I I Think I'm losing I'm losing I'm losing I'm losing now scroll Yasuke more to Kate have arrived. Oh shit. Oh My god Throw their game destroyed This is like ninja guidance this is crazy Okay, I'm a Takeda general good luck. Yasuke Wait Wait, wait, we gotta use we gotta use the gun Wait, I thought I got ammo

8:31Where's my ammo fuck I don't have any ammo Okay, all right Katana all right, let's use it Okay Come on, that's a die Oh no, I die Welcome to Kyoto, Yasuke wait, why should nobody will train you to become samurai? I gotta do the whole thing again. Are you kidding me? Time to get dirty soldier no binagas army fuck. Okay. All right. All right. Let me try and do it again Okay, so we're not even gonna use the gun until we have the boss all right, so we're gonna save the gun until we get to the boss There's no saving here. Yeah, usually it's not programmed for you to lose the tutorial But somehow I managed to do that anyway. It's historically accurate you don't when you die you start over. Yeah, I heard about that

9:36Okay, all right, all right, all right good job Okay, let's go and now it should only take me a minute. I've already practiced this yet so far so like this should be really easy for me As samurai you need to jump even with heavy armor, so we don't use the gun until we get to the boss all right guys There are checkpoints you died right before it like I was hard man Yeah, it was no joke You guys laugh at about this y'all y'all not playing the game. I'm the one playing the game like this one's hard What you see here are Daryuma dolls they are cursed and touching men see look I've get okay Give me a minute give me a minute Okay All right, let's do this all matters in technology drive drive This is no banoge as private bamboo garden take the royal bicycle and ride through it as fast as you can all right. We're gonna do this

10:46Fuck give me a minute. I'm going the wrong way I know I'm not gonna miss the ramp. I'm not going to miss the ramp See see see guys Bamboo grow this much like a clan If one falls others will grow to take its place Cut too many even the strongest forest were with her Okay, can I just go up here? I give me a minute Okay, all right, we're gonna have to go we're gonna have to go back. It's all right Is this like a sass screen chat us is looking sick. Yeah, it's great, right? It's amazing Okay, all right, let's go Yeah, this is apparently what actually happened

11:48This is the pre-order bonus. Yeah, this is the uh, uh, this is the if you if you pre-ordered it from game stop they gave you this Yeah, it's included with the game This DLC's amazing. Yeah, I know Okay All right, so this time it was enjoyable watching you master that fight now Use your momentum when sprinting. Okay, we're gonna beat it this time. We're not gonna have any problems I'm not gonna embarrass myself twice I didn't I didn't even know you could fail this Rock guns to Japan with these magical devices. We will destroy the tequila clan. Okay. You are almost samurai Pick up gun and shoot the targets if empty reload Okay Yeah

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13:53Save 25% on your first order at Zazzle.com. That's Zazzle.com. Make it Zamazing do it Forza ta-kei da ka- All right, let's get them All right, all right, all right, here we go. Here we go. Here we go There it is all dead Watch out more coming. Oh, they dropped sorpes nice Okay, I gotta plan everything out this time Okay There we go easy game Yasuke more to k to have a ride super easy fucking game I The fuck out of here pussy

14:53Okay, I shoot him with the I shoot him with my gun So thanks, that's right This is how they did it back then too Let's carve your nice Nice You may wield a sword, but you would never wield our honor You fucking dead. All right, that's how it's done boys. See I I knew I could do it work. Yasuke you are now samurai So true and bring the battle to them. Okay, let's do this All right, here it comes How do I open it? Is there like an opener to open it That's not it

15:58Uh Wait, it says destroy Japanese things for the next gate Oh I did it. I did it. Oh wow, okay. All right, we're good. Oh Shit Oh shit, they had this Ocean, canton. Okay, let's do it travel now watch out the decadar attack the train what you're not welcome on the Toka Ocean, canton Wait, what where are they? Wait there are they in here? Oh shit Okay, all right, all right kill them all I kill them all they're dead. They're dead

17:01It's okay Let's keep going Oh Shit I need that I need help man. I need some health We gotta use the gun now. I'm getting low Oh, we're okay I turn days into moments distance into nothing whoever controls the shinkansen controls Japan Okay Give me a minute give me a minute Oh Wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute hold up hold up

18:02Hold up There it is Oh, this is real good Oh Shit Um, okay, all right, all right, let me um, okay Okay, maybe we need to go all right, all right, maybe we go over this way Oh Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Okay Yes, yes Yes, okay, all right, this is me this is me right here. Let's go. Oh

19:05Shit Oh, shit Wait, is this I think it's gonna be Fuck fuck No, no, no, I'm gonna die. I'm gonna. No, I died I Watch out the decadre No, they are not welcome on the Tokaido shinkansen Shit I didn't get any heels Bro, I got no heels It was a trap. Was it really? Oh I gotta be careful this time. I can't be taking the unnecessary damage Football is back and prize picks is bringing out their best offer yet on prize picks

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21:08Okay, I gotta pull up the gap Okay Forza taketa cron Okay, we got we got to heal Got him all right Saving Japan one bullet at a time Okay, let's do this The shinkansen Watch out the decadre attacking the train. They are not welcome on the Tokaido shinkansen guys. It's harder than it looks okay You stand alone

22:11It's it's it's harder than it looks All right Okay, this game is no joke all right This is a serious game All right, let's go world belongs to those who seize it first With this train I turn days into moments Distance into nothing Whoever controls the shinkansen controls Japan I'm gonna be smart, okay

23:12Watch out the decadre attacking the train guys they are not welcome on the Tokaido shinkansen all right, we're gonna lock in Full is a taketa we're gonna lock in Okay, all right, let's do this Is it too hard for you? Yeah, it's yeah, it is Like unironically Okay Okay I'm letting no bonaga down All right, let's do it Okay, keep pretending no it's hard to control the it's hard to control it I turn days into moments Distance into nothing Yeah, I know it might sound stupid, but it is hard to control Okay Okay

24:15I'm doing it I'm doing it I'm doing it I'm doing it Holy shit oh fuck oh fuck we are locked in boys let's go Oh Okay, we got to go inside here All right, we're gonna get off and we're gonna get the gun out Oh, the taketa gun Okay We got him I need a better gun guys Got him all right It's about the AI quality is probably about the same so far Oh fuck Oh fuck

25:17We gotta go underneath it. This is stealth game remember Okay, we're good There we go there we go Nice Okay, we're doing really well. Let's do it All right Kill these guys Easiest game of my life by the way Okay Wait I need my ammo okay good Okay

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28:24We're doing it we gotta beat him did this happen It's dead it's dead It's done we win we win right yes okay now I'm going to To cautious castle six years the tukeda held on to this mountain castle We I didn't own it them with six camps and cut them off their supply line Yasuke use the motorway and please deliver some tofu to all the camps Then head to takat engine castle Go to the stable josuke you can have my best car godspeed the stables wait All right, let's go Wait, I can run them over oh shit Wait, oh no, I think running them over makes it take slower

29:29Oh, this is good. This is great Wait, there's music for this Okay, what's this over here, but there's bombs Okay, I've got to avoid this All right, we've got the first big jump Okay Yes Wait, where's the tofu like was I supposed to pick something up? I Was Because I didn't it's fine. It's fine. It's fine. I'm just going to ignore that Okay, here we go Shit give me a minute I gotta go back I gotta go back I gotta go back give me a minute

30:40Okay, okay, okay I'm delivering tofu to one Is this what it's like doing door dash? Okay, I've got to go again All right, let's do this next Yes Fuck yes Door dash right No, I'm a door dash retainer remember Okay, all right, let me slow down I have to deliver it to this world or Yeah, okay, here we go Yeah, look at this open world design. There's no loading screens or anything Okay, let's go to the next one This GTA 6 I think it might be Okay, we've got one over there too. We gotta go to

31:48All right now where oh Shit, oh shit. Okay, all right. All right. All right. All right. Oh now we're going big fast Okay, good Oh, they even got trees in the background look at that wow Wow, look at that that's crazy Okay Okay This is Shelby cobra Not really, but it's close Thank you for the delivery. All right, that's three we're halfway done Thank you yasuke of course It's what a heroic warrior would do I Okay, where's the next one? We have to make sure that we don't run over anybody on the way over though Okay, it says you have to go this way, but it's I'm supposed to go the other way wait Is it aren't arrows supposed to be the other way?

32:52Okay All right Legendary uber eats retainer thank you for the delivery yasuke Amazing Okay, let's go All right, let's avoid this There we go Okay, we gotta go to the next one right here Okay Okay, we gotta get that tip right here We're getting a seven dollar tip out of this one Okay Okay, this music is ridiculous

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34:52Man true music accuracy Yeah, I'm sure they hired a bunch of experts for this too, right? Oh, fuck I think that one might be my last delivery Oh, this could be it. This is it You know Okay All right, let's stop so down so down so that fuck it's okay Now what now what we did all six of them now what do I do Oh I have to go to the big castle Okay, let's go

35:54All right Oh, this is must be older nobunaga's house This is the entrance to talk attention While our yes Okay, we got it we did it Draw blood Kill everyone in your path my black angel Okay, got him Okay easy Okay Did you just try to dodge my bullet I think they're evolving guys Oh, I need I need to get more ammo Our spies have hidden vehicles and weapons across the castle Look around and you will find them wait what what's it wait what's this You're foreigners brought guns to Japan With these magical devices hold up to picks

36:56Wait Oh my god Oh, now I've got two guns holy shit. I got two swords You foreigners These magical devices we will destroy the tequila Wait, where my cargo Okay Okay, I'm going in Okay Okay, I'm going to go in through here Give me a minute I'm gonna make it Okay, all right Okay, give me a minute

37:58I can't bro, I can't It's like these fucking Bro Okay, where are they Well, I was easy He just dies in one hit Okay, he's dead now now I should be able to drive past him right Fuck On this edge Me a minute Fuck there's another one Give me a minute Okay, all right, we're good

39:02The other door Of course, why didn't I think of that Okay, they're all dead now, right? Okay, great Amazing All right, let's go I have to destroy a bunch of Japanese things Wait, okay, okay, all right, I have to destroy Wait a minute Let me get my shotgun out That's one That was easy Nice

40:02Okay, so let me destroy some stuff Okay, where do I destroy oh here we go here we go I go over here Oh wait, where do I okay all right all right I think this is working right Oh Oh, these guns are really good. Oh, these guns are way better than the other guns. Oh, yeah Oh, fuck they got even more of them coming at me Oh, man One KMO your god damn right Okay Jesus they just keep coming Wait, where are the things I need to destroy Where Shit, where do I go

41:07The door It's No, it doesn't work That was a good idea I can't Kill the fruits, but that's only two I have to destroy a hundred of them I can run all those guys over that's great I It's at the beginning. Okay, let's go back to the beginning Okay, give me a minute All right, all right, we're gonna go back to the beginning and run everybody over there So there's apparently a bunch of j... Oh, bro, we're gonna fuck Oh Sunrise the best time to face your enemies and draw blood what kill everyone in your path my black angel what the fuck

42:16Are you kidding me? I thought this is supposed to be a quadruple A game What happened Okay, all right, let me destroy everything now Okay There we go all right, all right, we're gonna fuck these bananas up. Oh, yeah, oh, yeah, here we go Okay, perfect, we get all these dead bananas Okay, we're at 39 so far I Move up to 40 there we go there we go 44 oh, yeah, we're farming now This is what it's all about Okay, I hope I have enough I only have 47 Okay, um

43:1752 53 try the gun. Okay, give me a minute. Let me oh Oh Oh, oh, oh, oh, this is this is a lot of bananas in here Okay 75 Just knocking over two things oh Oh Gotcha bitch Okay Now we're gonna do it the right way I didn't know where the hell those guys were All right now we get the big one you for there's brought guns to do perfect these magical devices Roy the tequita. Let's fucking do this Shit The tequita can our power our clan are powerful

44:17Okay, all right, how many do I have to kill? 60 I have to kill like 16 or something like that all right, all right, let's do this Got him I killed him so hard he despond I'm like a sniper bro Oh This is what really happened by the way Okay, I'm halfway done I feel like this is taking me way longer than needed to I I fucked up the beginning of it a lot it's historically accurate. Yeah Okay Oh Nice nice nice nice nice

45:19Okay, one more wave Got him All right two more Got it there's one more one more This guy's trying to sneak up on me doing that ninja shit uh-uh not today bitch Okay, now we're running Continue Contour will bow to the Odaclan destiny calls I am Okabe Motonobu you are not welcome here in my castle Oh Damn

46:19Okay, I'm gonna save that for the boss Okay, let me destroy I have to destroy a bunch of Japanese things in order to get to the next level, okay Let me do that right now Okay Okay, we're at 22 things so far that's really good Okay Oh wow, I'm already almost done Oh, we got the bullet time going on here too They reload Not today bitch, okay, let's go Oh Okay Easiest game of my fucking life Finally, I'm starting to get the hang of this game

47:19I'm becoming a better player in front of your eyes I'm becoming a samurai warrior Uh-oh One more combat of all yeah true Wait, oh, I know what to do here. I know what to do here Wait, what oh, okay You want to take my castle are you ready for my challenges wait oh Fuck And there's no car Shit Right give me a minute

48:34Oh Get up get up bitch Why are they laughing at me All right, let's fucking do this There it is That's right Okay, we gotta use it we gotta use katana here Okay All right All right, we got the health back Got him

49:35What It's past your limit shit Kaurana I only have four shots left We gotta use the katana on him Got him Okay, we got two more guys left Okay, let's do this Oh Oh, oh, oh, oh oh shit Okay Okay All right, we got one down I have to be a reward

50:35I'm dying I'm dying I'm dying I'm good. I'm good. I'm good I'm good all right we're fine everything's okay I didn't get any ammo out of that though No Oh Nice nice I made it I made it I made it Next area, okay, let's go Wait Oh shit A UMP Okay, let's do this

51:36Boom bitch Give him and I'm trying to I'm trying to get all the credit Wait Is this right think it is No way Oh my god Okay, let's see. I'll just show the rest of these Okay, there we go. That's good Okay, all the bananas are dead All right Got him okay, we killed everybody

52:39Perfect, let's go All right, we gotta go up here. This is the right way Next Okay It's like Squid Game I watched this I watched this You Holy shit are you kidding me oh my god

53:44Okay, all right, all right, all right, all right, I Didn't know it was gonna be that rough Damn no mercy. Yeah, I only lost a minute of time. It's not a big deal Okay Okay Okay, we're gonna kill all these guys Perfect Wait, is there something behind here? No, I got excited for a minute there Okay, now we have to destroy a hundred Japanese things. Give me a minute Okay, we're gonna do it the right way There we go. Okay, great All right, perfect 84 85

54:44Oh wow brawl I'm throwing this shit around. Okay, perfect. It's done Okay Don't do it don't do it. It's too late Fucking got him Crisis averted let's go Okay, I've got to be smart and I've got to be good You You princess

55:48brawn stressed I'm really stressed okay okay I think it's going faster bro I actually think it's going faster I'm not even all right bro Bro, are you kidding me?

56:58This is ridiculous. Did I make it? I think I made it. Boys, boys, we did it. Holy shit, we fucking did it. Okay, fuck yeah. Alright, now, oh my god. Okay, well let's just jump down. Oh shit. Oh, wait a second. Yo, stop!

58:01Okay. We're gonna kill all these guys first, okay? That is this real? Okay, alright, let's do this. Wow, we'll get the bamboo physics. Wait a second. Okay, we gotta kill all these guys. Okay, we made it. Now where do we go? Oh shit, I see now. I see.

59:02What? Okay, you don't want me to take it. No. Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit. Be quiet. I'm running.

1:00:07I'm gonna make it easy this time, by the way. Yeah, this one's gonna be super easy. That was a little bit too tight. Winners win. Easiest game of my fucking life. Okay, there we go. Let's do this. Alright, we're on our way. Oh fuck. Here they come. I got them. That's right. Okay. Yes! Alright, we made it. Okay, alright, let's go.

1:01:07Traffic. What do you mean by traffic? Okay. It's fine, right? I'll be okay. Okay. I didn't know that was gonna happen. Okay, let's do it. Okay. I remember I did this is in a game I played before. I know how to do this. I'm in Maxxit. Fuck.

1:02:11Got him. Alright, what's up, pussy? The fuck outta here. Suck a dick. Got him. Got him. Fucking got him. Alright. Winners win. But we got ourselves a bike. Let me get all these guys together. I'm gonna get- Oh no. Okay. Got him. One more.

1:03:12I'm gonna kill this guy real quick too. The music's good. Dick shot. Come. Boom bitch. Okay. Maybe I go this way? I can't. I can't. I can't. Fuck. Where's my bike? Okay. Okay.

1:04:14Okay. Okay. I've been here before. It's okay. I can do this. I understand that you might think that I'm playing badly. The shit is unironically hard. It's actually hard. I'm being serious. I'm being serious. Like controlling the spike. Guys, I'm gonna make it, okay? Just- Just be patient.

1:05:15Okay. I wish I had the fucking car. Alright. Let's go again. Alright, we're gonna do this. I made it. Okay. Wait, I have the UMP still?

1:06:15Oh fuck yeah. Shit. Okay. Let's kill these guys. Oh yeah, they're so dead. Where's my bike? Wait. Okay, I made it. I don't think I need the bike anymore. Okay, good. Oh fuck. They're exploding deer. I didn't know that. Fuck, okay. Now I do though.

1:07:15Focus, focus, focus. Pose, mad. Okay, we have to destroy everything that's Japanese here. Give me a minute. Okay, all that's done. Okay, 45. 50. Oh yeah, this is gonna be super easy. Oh wow, okay. What an easy game. Now what? Contine up to the castle. Okay, let's do that.

1:08:19Oh shit. Oh no. Is this it? What happened to the music? Did I kill him too fast and it ended the music? I'm assuming the next time a song is supposed to be played, it will reset the music. It's silence. I could be the effect. Oh this is up at the top too. Look at this. Oh it's a ta-kei-dakun. Okay, they're dead.

1:09:31I gotta stay 100% focused here. I gotta use another gun. Got him, got him, got him. That's one down. Okay. Fuck, how'd I miss? Got him, all right, one more.

1:10:32Got him. Nice. Nice, yes. Okay. Does there be any more ammo? There do not be. Let's go. Who's this? Oh that's the girl. Yasuke, the gate is locked. We need to find another way. Climb on the roof and find a way in. We will meet inside. Let's go. I can do this. There it is. There it is. Easy game. Easy fucking game.

1:11:32Where do I have to go? Maybe I have to go up there. I'm gonna try and go up there. Maybe this is the right answer. Is this it? It looks like this is not it. Oh, it's gotta be up here. This is it. I feel like this is like in Sekiro. Where you're about to fight can eat your own? Yeah. It wouldn't be placed here if it wasn't the right way. There it is. There it is. Wait. Wait. I didn't destroy any Japanese things.

1:12:33I didn't even see any of them. Where are they? Maybe they're behind here. The lion statues? Okay. There's nothing here. Snip them? Okay. Do I have enough ammo with my sniper? No, I don't. No, I... Shit. Fuck, man. This is bad. This is real bad.

1:13:35Oh, no. I've got to go back down. I do. But I didn't see anything to destroy. Maybe it's over here. Yeah, there was nothing here. Fuck, man. What? Okay, so I can't destroy these statues, right? No, I can't. Okay, let me look around. We're going to look around. We're going to give this one more shot. Okay, guys.

1:14:40Okay. You guys see there's none of these here. Okay. This statue's tricked us. Yes, I know it was a good idea, gentlemen, but that was not the solution. Bro, I didn't see that. Oh my god, they were hiding. Okay. All right, let's do this. Now we've got to fight the three generals. Maybe I should use the shotgun on them.

1:15:41Oh, the takeidakka. Oh, the takeidakka. Oh, no. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. Oh, this is good. Oh, this is really good. I'm popping off. I missed. I missed. I hit. I got it.

1:16:42All right, now everything is fucking fine. Okay, guys, we had a little bit of hiccup. That's okay. The gate is locked. We need to find another way. Climb on the roof and find a way in. We will meet inside. Let's do this. Okay. There it is. Over to this one. This is Assassin's Creed shadows. Yeah. Yep. This is it. This is the new one. Okay, where do we go now? Yeah, that's right. That's right, up here. I almost got lost. Okay, over to this way.

1:17:42Good. There it is. Shut up. The stakes happen, okay, guys. All right, this is me. Head inside. Oh, I'm in there. The chickens are coming home to roost. The chick. Got it. These are the samurai I got to fight them. Okay. All right.

1:18:42No problem, gentlemen. We killed everybody. Let's do this. Next. We gotta destroy everything, okay? Fuck, I got knocked down. Come on, get up. Can I get on the scar? Yes, I can. I can. Get up, get up. Hold the arcade, I can't. Shit. I can't. I can't. I can't. That's boy, Andy. Nice.

1:19:45Okay, let me get back on my car. I'll push it over. That's a good idea. Okay, I gotta push up some more. Okay, I took damage there. That was really bad. I gotta go by myself. Let's go by myself. Got him. Nice. And I get my health back. Apparently not, bitch. Let's go.

1:20:46Shit. Shit. Show me your way home. Okay, we gotta get the big gun. There we go. There we go. Winner's win. Easiest game of my mother fucking life. That's right. That's right. Oh, we got another one. Let's do it. Wait, shit. Okay.

1:21:53For enough. Our crime fights as one. No. Are you kidding me? Okay, I'll give this one more try. Okay, he's dead. We're never getting another car again. Yeah, we're not doing that again. That was a big mistake. Let's go down here. Wait, do you guys think maybe the play is to just run? Why don't we just run? Fuck it. Let's just run.

1:22:56Yeah, we roach out. Okay. It's okay. It's all right. Yeah. I didn't know what was going to happen. I didn't know what was going to happen. We're roaching. I'm going to make it. It's okay. Let's get some ammo. Oh, it's a lot of ammo. Oh, no. It's the bar. The foreigner arrives. I am so sorry. Yaskay, I failed you. Oh, no. Life without love is like a tree without blossoms or fruit. What about you? Did Nobu Nanga send you?

1:23:57A foreigner. Show me what you are made of. Foreign warrior. Okay, let's kill him. Oh, that pakeda is dead. Okay. Okay. We killed the other guy. No one shall it seems to keep it planned. Okay, tap out. This is going really well. This is amazing. Oh, yeah. I win. I can't take this. I can't take this. This is amazing. Oh, yeah. I win. I win. I can't take this. This is amazing. Oh, yeah. I win. I can't take this.

1:24:57Come on. We held this castle for six years. We will not lose today. You have become a mighty warrior, Yaskay. It was an honor to fight you. Next. What? Good work, Yaskay. Now we can unite all of Japan. No B6 will always be in our hearts. That's Odinobunaga. Oh, shit. That's serious. All right, let's...

1:26:39Well... I died more in this game than I did in Assassin's Creed shadows. This game unironically has harder platforming than Assassin's Creed shadows. I'm not even kidding. Wow. What a game. Is this change your life? It certainly changed something, didn't it? Wow. The sequel? Yeah, well, this is where he goes to... Maybe he goes to Korea to save them too. Yeah, this is the way the game was supposed to be. Honest rating, 1 to 10. I don't know.

1:27:40I'd say it's probably about 7. The 6th or 7 or so, yeah, about that. 10 to 10? Yeah, obviously, right? Man. This is crazy. Did you guys have fun? Did you guys like it? Yes. Oh my god. This is so fucking stupid. Man. It's Bobby Assassin's Creed. It's Bobby Assassin's Creed. That's crazy. Wow.

1:28:40Oh, man. That's amazing. I can't believe it. Because I know. It's a joke. But, man, it's fucking funny. Oh my god. You doing God's work? I'm doing somebody's work. I'll try you that. Wow. Well, that was fun. How about that? That was funny. It was a good time. I enjoyed it. Music's an ironically amazing. Yeah, it's actually good, right? I think it was really cool. I think it was really cool. I think it was really cool. You can't hide it. It's worth more Nacey Shadows maybe. I just...

1:29:41This is fucking funny. Man. Well, we had a good time. We had fun. The music's 100% AI generated. Of course it is. The whole thing, the whole game is AI generated. Yeah. So anyway, guys, we had a good time today on the stream. I had a lot of fun. I hope you guys enjoyed the show. Read the scene reviews. That's a good idea. The darkness, truth, sound, alright. Reviews. Something tells me this game will not provide a scandal in the Japanese government. It's pretty good, but held back by a small budget. A game so good that Ubisoft copied it. What a masterpiece. Worth the $8. The moment this game gave me 6-houser, 226, and told me to attack the Decay Decay Plan.

1:30:43I got a flashback to my history lesson about 16th century Japan. Redefining quadruple A games. I was skeptical at first. I even purchased some other game to staking it for this one. I think Steam must have accidentally swapped the names. As a Japanese citizen, I can assure you this game depicts nothing but only truths regarding the mighty samurai of Japan's feudal age. We have all seen samurai wielding guns, riding bicycles, driving cars. None of them are historically inaccurate. And if you find anyone who criticizes this game for being inaccurate, report them to the DEI team and they will be sued. Ten out of ten game. This is 100 times better than Assassin's Creed shadows. And more historically accurate. The soundtrack is on point. The graphics are amazing. I don't even know what is reality anymore. Also, the combat system is 10 out of 10. And there are no battle passes or micro transactions.

1:31:45Definitely need more games like this. It's the future. This may be the most accurate game set in Japan made outside of Japan. I can't wait to finish this game. Better than Assassin's Creed shadow and historically accurate. Johnny some always ancestor story with Fanger BGM. More fun and at least historically accurate than the other Yusuke game. Pros you can jump. Souls light. If you lose you start from the beginning. You learn how to move and then you learn how to steal a bicycle. And then you get a gun to shoot Japanese people. Ten to ten. Would you suke again? Wow. Based on the historical research by the associate professor Thomas Lockway.

1:32:57Wow. What a fucking game. What a fucking time. Stream enemies were whole areas. I think that was probably my actually. I like the where you're like doing the music. I think that actually was probably the best part. Like now that I think about it. I think that probably was the best part of the whole thing. But the other parts were also really good too. I had fun man. It really was funny. I enjoyed it. And it was good man. Because on tomorrow. Yeah, we're doing because on tomorrow. First berserker. Because on. So I'm going to take a break. I'm going to chill out. I got a bit of a headache. So I'm going to lay down for a little while. And I will. I will be back on tomorrow. And we are going to do the first berserker. Kazan. I'm pretty excited. And we'll we'll go ahead and do that then. So thank you guys all very much. I appreciate it. Early access is in 14 hours. Yeah, that's more than enough for me. So anyway gentlemen. Until next time boys.

1:34:01Peace. See ya.