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All right, look. There's a mango there. There's a mango chicken. Yeah, it's an aggressive mango years ago. Where did that come from? Was it a spicy, aggressive mango can? What was that? I think it was like a smoothie order. Like maybe from TSC or something, Doug. The aggressive mango? Yeah. They got a new one now. There's always mango magic. I don't know what the new one is. It's mango. Mango magic is good. Is it passive mango? No, it's not. I gotta see. Think about a second and it's got a... Let me see if I can find it here. Because I like it better. I'm gonna do the mango magic. I'm curious what's in this now. But we don't have a lot of... We do have already gonna eat that coming up this hour. You hungry, Gator? I am. Okay, here we go. Mango magic is mango pineapple and nonfat. You know what? Great. Mango monsoon. Oh. Is mango pineapple papaya guava, passion fruit, and coconut.

That's weird about the coconut. You're not a coconut fan. I'm not, but at the same time, if it's just a hint of it, it's not... I mean, it's more of the texture than anything else. But if it's like coconut milk, you know, kind of like a peanut colada. Sometimes a peanut colada is the greatest drink in the world. Yeah, because usually I'm vacation. Yes. What's up? You're like, when I'm having... I know when it goes home and makes a peanut colada. That's right. What are you doing? What are you doing? I'm having a... Yeah, a peanut colada. A summertime I do. But yeah, I definitely try this. It's like throwing every fruit in the world. Well, you know, it's like a top of fruit. It's all these tropical exotic, you know, give me more papaya please. Is two cans sam served up to you? Good. It quickly ascended to the top of my TSC order list. Quickly to the top. It's going to be tough to top the banana chai bliss or whatever it is that they have. Chai banana bliss. I think you've morphed a few together there. Yeah. But that's a banana cheat. Chia banana max. I think it's called. I don't think it's bliss.

I think it's max, but it's bliss for me. Whatever. All right, so we've kind of shifted gears here and started talking lines because the first 90 minutes of the show mostly tibers and it's wholly depressing. Kang, I want you to talk about the mistake you made as a parent. Well, it wasn't you as your wife. Oh, that one. Yeah. The other day I had picked up my little girl from preschool who is how old? She is four now. She's she acknowledged me as a dad now. Finally, she's finally the father. Yep. At least finally she acknowledges it. Just if you were new to the show, Kang had a bit of a tenuous relationship with his youngest daughter who basically made it clear that mommy was number one and dad was a distant whatever. I don't know. I don't know. You weren't even distant. Yeah, I would say I love you and should say, look at me. Dad and the eyes say I love mommy. Yeah, I'll say thank you for that. The better one was you were sitting alone on a love seat and she was on a couch with their sister and your mom and she looked at you and said, Daddy, you're sitting alone.

And then left. That is cool. That is like a maniacal cold. You're all by yourself. Yep. So yeah, I picked her up from preschool. I'm driving home and my wife calls me and she goes on the speaker phone in the car. She's driving home from work and we're chatting whatever and then I say, Hey, how far are you away? She says, I'm F and far. And I said, Hey, Hey Jackie, get in the car. I turn back and I think she just smiles. She didn't say anything and she does repeat stuff too much. She's at that age. Yeah. And she said, you know, my wife's like, I'm sorry, sorry, sorry, but I thought that was hilarious. Yep. But you can't laugh too hard when that stuff happens. Right. Did the kids think it's funny? Did your wife say, oh, I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. Listen, sweetie, if you ever F and say that, you're going to be in trouble. The first time we got hit with this is one of my favorite stories of my daughter. I'd like to love this story. She had a pen that she couldn't get the top off. She was like coloring with markers. Yeah. And she just casually was sitting. I'll never forget where she was sitting

in the kitchen. Like the seated at the bar stools. Hey, mom, can you help me get the top off this effing thing except she dropped the word. She was like three. And she, my wife said, Doug, can you come here? I was in the office and I walked out into the living room. Hey, sweetie, what's up? And my wife said, can you say that again, Kayleigh? And she said, can now she was like exactly like, why do I have to do it? It's the best part of it. Mom, can you take the top off this effing thing? And you're right. You want to burst out laughing. But to the speaker phone thing, we have a friend that calls a lot and it'll connect to speaker. He swears so much that when the phone rings, my kids start to beg, don't tell him where to the car. And because so many times we did the same thing where I'm like, dude, my kids are in the car.

Oh, I'm sorry. You need to tell me. But he swears so much that when the kids see his name pop up on the screen, they get excited. Please, dad, please don't tell him where in the car. It wasn't me. No, it wasn't. Now my kids are like 23, 19, and 18. So they're used to it. They're grown up. But yes, that mistake can be made easily. Because it's only a matter of time before you find you get a call from a teacher. Oh, yeah. That's the next step. And here's the good news. You're off the hook. Yeah, you've got the moment, like put a pin in that moment and circle back. The first time she drops an F bomb in class in art, because she can't get a top off a pen. You'll know who to blame. Blame mommy. Can you win? Never swear in front of the kids. Never, never. I only swear. I'm the Tigers. Yeah, yeah. I just blame on the Tigers if I do. Yeah, right. Right. Right. It's F and Tigers. That's what they've driven us to.

Anyway, I'm glad. Glad you're all good. Me, Mark Gator's got a dilemma. Yeah. Headline Laguna Beach cast to reunite for 20th anniversary, anniversary special at Roku. The gunna beach. I didn't read this story. I saw the headline. I, I grabbed the link to the story and I sent it to you. I didn't read the details about this. I, yes, I was a fan of the TV show Laguna Beach and I'm TV. And I was watching a reality show. Reality ish. What I didn't expect it to be was, I mean, blatantly lifting the curtain and then letting you know on the last episode that not only was it not reality, this was at the end, they let you know, flat out that this was just a production. I never, I never watched the show once. Did they, they were, they were sitting on a set?

Is that what it was? I'm not saying it often. The set kind of opens up at the end of it. Then just Brody. Jackass. Well, but you love Lauren Conrad. I liked Lauren a lot. Yeah. There's another one too. Kristen Cavalarian's great. And, oh, low, low was my girl. I want to see if I can find on YouTube. So this is, this is pre before we all already knew like everything that was basically scripted, right? This is like, they were kind of like the beginning early early reality. Yeah. Yeah. When it was like TV, I see a sports show and watch the, the, the, the eyes, the ass points or whatever. You knew that some of the stuff was just set up, right? But they're set up scenarios. But the other part was probably unscripted. It's just who they are. And it's kind of funny. But you knew that some scenarios were just, hey, let's see what happens if I see it's making an omelette at two o'clock in the morning. You know, but the show, they're going to beach. It didn't have that feel to it. Like they're just, like they're like, oh, wait a minute. This happened and maybe we're recreating stuff that happened

during the course of the day or something like that. Let's get cameras out there and do it. But, no, no, it was flat out film. Probably take three, take four. You know, hey, Justin Bobby, stop laughing. You know, stuff like that. Wow. So you don't know what you're going to do. I mean, is low involved or not? Have they said we're going back? Yeah. No, that says currently titled the road could present some Laguna Beach reunion. The two are special. We'll see Lauren Conrad, the Christian Cavalry low buzzwords. She's there. Yeah, they're all take parts. That's not there. Lozen. Yep. A watch. I know you will. Of course, I'm going to watch it. I got to tell you that it would take some sort of discipline and ethics to say I'm not going to watch this. And I'm not proud. I'm not proud. Like you tell me, the guilty pleasure shows that you watch, this was one. Dude, I flipped to the golden bachelor last night to not watch the tigers.

I mean, that's embarrassing, but not proud. But there's a, but there's the local tiger as a golden bachelor, what like football Michigan or something like that. It's, I understand it. But I mean, I was watching a show with kids were in high school at like the ultra rich high school in Laguna Beach with, you know, Brody Jenner. Yeah. You know, and then everybody, not everybody else, but then a couple other people end up becoming household names. And then to get spidey with Spencer in Heidi, which was part of the spin off show at the hills. I keep leaving going to watch this for you. When's the show? When's it come on? It's like a roco scene stream. It whenever you want. Oh, is it on or ready? Maybe I won't tell you. Well, that's next year. Yeah, it's got yeah, I said, okay, okay, so get some time. All good. All right. All right, straight ahead. Let's talk lines and Browns and a 1235. Another edition of Are You Gonna Eat That? Carson Anderson.

Wow, uh, K Adams. Oh, yeah. Yes. Hello. Yeah. Just tweeted out Seahawks running back legend. Sean Alexander just broke the news that he and his wife Valerie are welcoming their 14th child. What? Wow. 14th. That's busy. That's a pipeline. That's incredible. Yep. There's a lot going through my mind. I'm not going to say it. Uh, you said Sean Alexander, the running back, the former running back for the Seahawks. Yeah. That guy was a fancy stud. And I scored more off the field. Then on the field. I mean, I think it won you one year that guy had maybe he's trying to. Oh my god. 14 kids. Joe's right themselves. I was going to leave alone. Yeah. Being a running back. Uh, yeah. No, great. Good for him. Yep. Everybody's happy. It's for them. Good for them. Good Lord.

14. Yep. 14. I would add a fourth. What have I done after? Doug, did they start playing zone? How long? They start having assistant coaches on the sideline. Yeah. I mean, there's got to become a time where you've got you can go back to man to man because you got enough for your kids. You're grown up to help out. How spaced out in terms of not the space line drugged out? How spaced out? How much spaces are between the kids and their ages you wonder? You know that because there's 14 of them. Doesn't feel like Sean Alexander's that old to say how old he is? No, it doesn't seem like he'd be that old. He's like 48 or something. Is he that old? I tell you what, they were not playing any prevent defense at all. I know. No cover nothing. Uncover. Yeah, they're right. Zero coverage. Too high safety there. Alexander married valedict Alexander after two year courtship together. They have 12 children. This is not Wikipedia to page the couple had another child passed away. I expect they got two months

at sucks. Doesn't say their ages though. Oh, no, let me see if I can find that. We'll do this later. All right. So lions and browns coming up on Sunday. Will the lions be able to do what a new against this browns defense? 48. Can they do what they want against browns? Yeah. Do they have a legitimate shot of looking like themselves a well oiled machine against this browns defense? Because you know who didn't green Bay at all? They held them to 10 points. We saw what green Bay, how good is their good offensively? It's damn good. And they scored 10 points against this browns defense, which I mean, I guess it is they are who we think they are. They are really, really good. Really, really good upfront. Yes, this is true. But their opponents have scored 23 points a game against them. They're not impenetrable. Well, that's because Baltimore put up 41, right? Do you have their point totals in the three games? It's 68 points total. They've got so 58 in the first two games. So 41

and 17. So 17 to 17 and 10 and the other two Baltimore got after. There's no doubt. Yeah, they've got eight touchdowns in those three games. It's they have a very good defense. There's no question they have a good defense and they're led by the best defensive player in football. Miles Garrett. So it's not going to be easy. And yet I'm looking through these season long stats for numbers against teams have a pretty good completion percentage against them. 51 out of 77 passes have been completed. But it's for it's only for 411 yards and three games. Yeah, it's a lot of stuff underneath. Right. So it's yeah, it's well, it's or teams just decided to try to run the ball and score that way. But the Lions have such a balanced offense. I really like their chances to score well north of 20. I don't know if they can score 30 north of 30, but I feel like they could. I don't know if I'll call for that yet. I wouldn't I wouldn't count on that. I'm

not going to count on it. But I think maybe what I could count on is do you think the Cleveland's going to score more than 20? No. I wouldn't I wouldn't bet on it. Not with that offense. I think that's what I think the Cleveland's. Let flacco cook. No, I'm not, you know, I feel I feel pretty confident they can hold them under 20. Yeah, they should hold them under 20. But their defense is no joke. They give up 2.3 yards per carry. They give up just 147 yards of game in the air. So you're talking about some really soft totals. I want to look at over under totals for each team. Like last week, the Lions were I think a kickoff. It went to 23 and a half. The Lions totals for just their offense against Baltimore, which I thought over was the play there. This is interesting. Yeah. Okay. So the Lions total for this game against Cleveland and Vegas. What do you think it's set at? Just the Lions point scored for Lions point scored against Cleveland. I'm going to say

26 and a half. Okay, Kang, what would you set the Lions offense total for a game against Cleveland? 23 and a half. Okay. It's 27 and a half. That's that's like big number, man. That is a big number. That surprised me a little bit. Cleveland, what do you think their over under is for point scored against Detroit? 16 and a half. Okay. I go 17. It's 16 and a half. Well done. I pick a different number. Bookmaker. Yeah, he did. Bookmaker Gator over here. Look, I mean, they're really, really good. I think it's a completely different challenge in Baltimore, right? Baltimore, we had a sense of Lions might be able to score some points. And yet they're total offensively with less than it is for this game against Cleveland. That's really interesting. I probably hate to say it. I'm probably take the under. I think the value there is with the under. But again, I mean, I don't really care about that stuff. Just the Lions win the game.

Every game you play in the NFL, there's a chance you're going to lose it. There are no, you know, you don't schedule the citadel in the NFL, right? You know, everybody's good. No, I think the thing that has you like taking a step back on it, wait a minute, do I really think that it is they, they just be green Bay and green Bay is a pretty good football team, a very, very good football team and Cleveland handled them and they won at 13 to 10. So far all three games that Cleveland has played have been outdoors. You got two home games and then they played at Baltimore. The Lions at home, it feels like it's just it's a different game, a different speed altogether. And I think it's to their advantage for sure. And the fans are going to be nuts too. And I think the fans can be even more amped up because the Tigers are doing what they're doing. And then you've got the fact that you're playing Cleveland, yeah, doing what they're doing to the Tigers. I think it's just going to be a a raucous occasion Sunday at Fordfield. Well,

should be an interesting game, different challenge. You're going to have to beat them in different ways and they beat Baltimore. And that's kind of how you get to be a good team in this in this late. This is another one of those a our old line is going to be okay games because a statement type of game because Cleveland defense. Yep, they're so good. They, they stopped the run. Jim Schwartz, he's a really good defensive coordinator. And no matter what he thought of him as a head coach, you look at the stats. The Browns are up there in all defensive stats, including sacks. I think they're second in the sacks. Yeah, they're in time with the Lions. They have 11 sacks in the season as well. But they give up, they give up just over 200 yards of game in total offense. 57 rushing and like 147 passing. It's, it's really impressive what they've done. And when you throw in the fact that they did play Baltimore, now they gave up a lot of points. But they didn't give up any rushing yards to Baltimore. What was the score? Do you have, do you don't have that box score front? Do you do? Uh sure against which Baltimore? What was the score at the half? At the half that game was, uh, it was 10 to 3 Baltimore.

And they won 41 17. Yeah. They scored 31 points in the season. They just got out of hand later, right? Yeah. Well, anyway, um, definitely is going to be interesting. Another addition, are you going to eat that coming up today at 1235 here on Carson Anderson 971? Okay, sis, give me the scoop. What have you been up to? Living my best life. I've been traveling, working, even hiking more, and things to team mobile, I'm connected for all of it. Really? I need details. I mean, with America's best network, I can pretty much go anywhere. Even when I'm off-grid, I'm still connected by satellite. That's cool. Plus, I get unlimited texting and data brought, so I'm also from my trip to Greece. I don't even need to do anything. It'll just work when I get there. That's it. I gotta get team mobile. I don't even get reception in my apartment. This is why I'm mom's favorite. So many reasons to join team mobile. Find yours at teammobile.com. Best mobile network in the US based on analysis, but Uclub Speed Test and Tide just data

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can do for your operation. Try maintain X free at maintain X.com and auto-disk company. By put out by the Alexander family, the kids are having Trinity Eden Joseph Justice Temple on her Jadaya. Torra, one of the past ways. Adley, eternity, Hosanna, hope, Judea, and now she's pregnant again. Did I read the same name twice? Did they just give up and name a kid same thing twice? I don't think so. Maybe not. It's very biblical with the names. I think they

look between the ages of like 20 and two, which makes me feel like his wife default setting is pregnant. Right? I mean, she takes a test every month just to make sure she's not pregnant. It's crazy. They finally have too many men on the field. That's right. He's gone the last 20 years not knowing what it's like to not have diapers in the house. Dude, it's 48. And they're, I mean, you're gonna, and she's pregnant again, right? So the kid will be in a year for another in the house for another 18 years, 58, 66. By the time they're empty nesting, if they're done, can't stop won't stop. You've got the hashtag. Incredible. I gave you ready for another edition. Are you going to eat that? Yes. Let's go.

I gave I'm going to start with this new at Universal Studios. I believe down in Florida. They've introduced the bacon donut fusion. This is a burger that melts cheddar cheese onto a savory beef patty and tops it with jalapeno, lime, so I can't eat bacon and sweet spicy mayo between two sugary donut buns. Is that too much for you, Gator? You're gonna eat that. It's all too much. No, I'm not going to eat that. I'm mildly intrigued by having a hamburger with a like a crispy cream glazed donut bun. I'm mildly intrigued by that. You start adding all these other ingredients, a lime slaw or whatever in the bacon. I don't even know that. No. Kang you. Yeah, this is way too much. I agree, Gator. I actually like a lot of the ingredients separately. It's just like putting it all together. My goodness, man. That's just too much.

All right. I'm obviously a no. This is a lime slaw. Is that why? That's what did it. Well, it's like the only thing I need. I know. You're like, why did they ruin the lime slaw? Can I have the bacon donut fusion burger? Hold the burger? Hold the bacon? Hold the sweet and spicy mayo? Hold the donuts? I'll just have the lime slaw. That'd be $42. Yes, you may, sir. I really like it. The brewers are introducing this for their postseason. It's called the Totally Tipsy Polish. It is a giant foot and a half Johnson Vale Polish sausage, topped with beer onions, brown mustard, pickled peppers, bavarian sprinkles, and french fries. It's available at the sausage stands and the first and third base wards on field level. Scott, the Totally Tipsy Polish. What's in that again? It seems like it's a lot going on.

It is a foot and a half Johnson Vale Polish sausage. A foot and a half. Yes. Beer onions, brown mustard, pickled peppers, bavarian sprinkles, french fries. I'm going to have a bavarian sprinkles there. All right, here's the thing. It's a lot going on in the fry. I'll put the fries to the side and the rest of it sounds pretty good. It's a sausage with the brown mustard, the spicy mustard, and you get some pickled peppers on there. Pickled peppers. Yeah, I can give it a shot, but it's a foot and a half. It's insane. I mean, you're not eating that by yourself. You're sharing this. You're sharing this. I would give that a shot. That sounds pretty tasty, can you? I agree with moving the fries to the side, needing this by itself. And then I'll have some fries too, but I think the fries is way over the top without the fries. I think it's fine. I'm a no. Oh, we already know. Yeah. Well, I mean, Polish sausage, right? I'm out. I don't know how I miss this for the 20 Polish turkey sausage. They make that. They have turkeys in Poland. I don't know. Most, I like to some of the

turkey or chicken sausage options aren't bad. Oh, they're really turkey dogs. I think are terrible. They're awful. But they're, you know, I like beer onions. I like brown mustard. Yeah. I like pickled peppers. Yeah. And run rock rhymes. I like pavarian sprinkles. I like front. I don't know what pavarian sprinkles are. I feel like that's some sort of pretzel deal or something. All right, let's move on. I'm not sure I miss this for this season. The white socks offered something called the Korean style unicorn hot dog. It was a classic Vienna beef hot dog. A yeast batter coating characterized, characteristic of the Korean corn dog. Marshmallows, fruity pebbles, and sweetened condensed milk drizzled on top. You just ruined it. But what am I doing? I didn't ruin it. The white socks were. Yeah. They, well, yeah. They're putting, I've got an awesome Korean corn dog is what I have. And then you're going to top it with sweet stuff. Marshmallows, fruity pebbles, and sweetened condensed milk drizzled on top. I love myself some fruity pebbles. And I'm here for like a fruity pebble crispy treat with the marshmallows and all

that. I'm not here for it when you're combining it together with a corn dog. No. What do we do it? Okay. There we go. I can you? Yeah, the Korean corn dog has turned into this like artisan donut thing now that they what they just put anything on top of it. I don't need it to be sweet. I'm a savory kind of guy more than sweet. So I'm going to say no to this dog. Yeah, I'm going to say no to everything about this. I don't want even if they did make some sort of turkey version or chicken version. Marshmallows, blugh. fruity pebbles. What am I for? All right. Next up, Gator Mika little ball trust become the king of the hill amongst brand beers. So on top sales, uh, ousting modello, especially Alas, America's best selling beer, which I was stunned that, you know, for the years, I mean, stunned the modellos and everyone selling beer. But yeah, it's fine. Gator, Michelol, baltra. Are you going to drink that? I do. I do drink ultra. I still have some ultra in the fridge. Uh, yeah, I like, I like light beer. Okay. Because I like to, to me, it's more of a

social thing. You can drink several of them and it's not going to, you're not going to get too out of control. And hammer. Right. And, uh, yeah, I actually probably still have a, maybe eight, eight of those left in my house. Okay. You're gonna drink them all and not be drunk. That's not true. Kang you. Yeah, I'm down with the ultra. I got no issues with the ultra light. I prefer the light beer as well, Gator. I think it's probably fourth on my light beer options. But I guess that's fine. Michelol, balt used to be my number one option for my beer. I love to make a little bit light. And then I just don't see it anymore. You know what it might be? It might be now called Michelol, baltra. Well, ultra is even lighter that they have. It's more ultra. There's less alcohol and less calories than the, the old silver foil top bottle. All right. Next up, Shipply donuts has a cold brood donut. It's a buttermilk cake donut flavor with cold brew coffee and glazed containing 56 milligrams of caffeine. Do you want the cold brew donut? Yeah, I'll try it. I'll try, I like

coffee flavor. I don't like coffee. So, and you're gonna put it in the donut and you're gonna get the benefits thing. Well, if they are, I mean, look, I drink some caffeine almost every day. So have that instead of, yeah, I'd give it a shot. Sounds good. Kang you. Yeah, I'm in on this. I love cold brew actually. And yeah, it is a benefit, Gator. I'll say it. The benefit of caffeine with this donut. Sounds intriguing to me. I think I might actually try it. There's no way in how I'd eat a whole whole one of those. But maybe a mini donut. I'd maybe, you know, you know, that's one of the donut holes. Yeah, months. Yeah. But yes, I would try that. All right, Jack Daniels and Coca Cola Vanilla. They are back on shelves with a canned cocktail. Jack Daniels and Coca Cola first introduced flavor earlier this year. And the Jack and Coke variety pack became an instant hit with customers who enjoy the boozy twist on the classic cola. But now 12 ounce cans, 7% alcohols being sold on its own. Jack Daniels Coca Cola Vanilla. Gator, are you gonna drink

that? I would try it, but I will say this that buy and large the canned cocktails I have not been a fan of canned cocktails. There are some that I think are pretty good. Others, they just, it's not the right mix to me. I like to mix my own drinks and, and, you know, Jack and Coke is a classic. And if it's a vanilla Coke, I like that even more. You know, it's, to me, it's, it's, it's, it's more like you doing a, like a, a cat morgant, a spice rom has like the vanilla flavor to it almost. I prefer that with than Jack Daniels, but I tried. I would absolutely try it. But I don't have the greatest expectations. I'd rather make it at home. Kang you. Yeah, I'm in. I enjoy these. But I think with like the sweeter type of vanilla Coke type drinks, you know, I think one or two is probably my max on those. Like I wouldn't take down a six pack. Kang, you found this incentive to me. Did they have this in diet version or zero? I thought I saw zero version. Yes. Okay. Yeah. I would, I would definitely try that. All right. Good. There we go. That concludes another edition of Are You Gonna Eat That. All right. Straight ahead. Where does our front office rank? Where does our front office rank?

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They don't want to take targets away from other guys. I understand that. I just wonder, you know, watch the guy. Every catch he's made has been one handed. I kind of anxious to see what he does with both hands. Well, I mean, the one handed stuff is great and everything, but you have to run the routes to get open and you have to know the playbook and you have to build a chemistry with golf. I think you can argue that probably on all of those fronts, they've got five pass-catchers that would rank ahead of Tesla. Amman Ra gives Laporta, JMO, cleaf, probably all rank ahead of them. They've got they've got quite a, quite a lot of guys in catchable. I just wonder, because I, you know, he looks like he's really going to be a good player down the road. So I go back to something I like to say all the time about sports. They're in the job, but the offense is in the job of scoring points and winning football games. They're not in the job, their job isn't to develop Isaac Tesla. That isn't a primary goal of the offense. It's good to

develop them and they will, but they're not going to develop at the cost of their best players right now, right? Gotcha. Well, thanks for the info, guys. Appreciate it. He is, he's at 34 snaps on offense. He had three of the first weeks, 17 the second week and 14 on Monday night. 34 snaps. What? Tark four targets. And yeah, I think it's just four targets. Two one handed catches. Yeah, and phenomenally. He's also here, 20 snaps on special teams, but yeah, I think that the percentage is going to go up as the season goes on and they trust him more with with different routes and different plays and all that. And there will be injuries that will creep up that he's going to have to be leaned on to play some more as well. But you know, keep mind he is a rookie and it's not like the offense isn't working. So yeah, um, and I'll make this comment I said earlier in a week. I'll say it again. Here's the thing about Tesla. They don't need him

yet. But what are the odds that Jamo, Khalif and Amon Ra will all play 17 regular season games? It's it's not high. No. And when when somebody does get banged up, we hope they're only out for a short period of time. And if they are out for a short period of time, great, but Tesla's the next man up. So just keep a rep in practice. Keep doing your thing. No reason to get frustrated. No reason to fans. I know fans love him. Don't worry about it. He'll get his opportunity. We hope he we actually hope he doesn't because he doesn't get an opportunity. I don't think it's not because he's talented. I think it's because everybody stayed healthy. But having a guy like that on standby. When more has asked of him, I'm intrigued to see what he's capable of, you know, yeah, I'm looking forward to seeing how his snaps increase and also defensively how amic Robertson snaps increase. To this point on the season, he's played about half the snaps on defense. You know, you imagine passing down to your you're bringing your nickel back and there you go is, but based on what Dan

Campbell and Kelvin Shepherd have said this week, sure, it sounds like Amigur Robertson's going to get a larger mix and maybe tear an arm to the scale back a little bit. Okay. So story today, head coaches and execs cast their votes, which NFL teams have the best front offices? Which NFL teams have the best front offices? There were 29 general managers, head coaches, and high ranking team executives were asked by the athletic to provide their anonymous votes. It couldn't vote for your own team, which teams have the best front offices? Who do you think is under consideration here? We want to go back and forth on this or just want me to offer up several. Kang, you're ready to do this? I'm ready. Okay, let's go back and forth. I'll go with one, then you can counter. Detroit. Okay, good call. No objection. I'll say the other obvious when I think

the Eagles. I think it is. I like it. Good call. Gators got Detroit. Well, we'll do a draft here. Kang goes to Eagles. So Kang, why don't you go first here? Give me. Okay. Okay. My bad. Yeah. Go ahead, Kenny. No, go ahead. Go ahead. I was expecting your Kang's voice. I wasn't looking. No, Kenny. Give me Buffalo. Buffalo. All right. Go ahead. Kenny, go again. You were expecting a marathon. Give me, I mean, I feel like the Chiefs is not. No, give me Tampa. Give me Tampa. Tampa. All right. Kang, you're up. I'll take the Ravens. Okay. Baltimore. Gator. Minnesota. Minnesota. Gator, you get to go again. Okay. Indianapolis. Wow. Kenny. I'm sorry. It's Kang. It's Kang. My fault. Kang. Geez, Doug. Is your first snake draft? I got thrown for a loop here. I'm kidding. I'm kidding.

Play the Tigers. Yeah. I'm going to go with the Chargers. Okay. Kenny, give me the Niners. Okay. And come back one more time. And as well. Then the, nobody said the Packers yet. Nope. I don't want to do it, but I'll say the Packers. Okay. Kang, best front office of the NFL Rams. Okay. That was going to be my last one. Okay. You want with the Lams? I will go with driver, true Steelers. Okay. Out of the top, all I saw for the results were the top eight here. Do we get them all? No. And let's see. Gator, your team, Detroit Minnesota, Indianapolis, and Pittsburgh.

You got one. Wow. So just a lot. Yeah, learn some football, dude. Yeah. What do I know? No. 38, 31 I said. Two better Gator. Two better. Still off. Hold on. I stand corrected. I'm sorry, Gator. You did not get one. I got none. Kang. I got none. Kang, Philly. Wait a minute. Just say yes. No, I got none. That's what I said. The Lions are not on the list. Yeah, I never liked that. This list is bogus is hell. Absolutely bogus. Kang, you got Philly, Baltimore, and both L.A. teams, right? Yep. And it can good well. Kang, you got three. Yeah. Nice job. Thank you. Yeah. And you called Tesla and you called Tyley. Good a guy. Kang, Kenny Buffalo Tampa, San Francisco, and Green Bay,

which by the way, nobody took Kansas City. No. Buffalo Tampa, San Francisco, and Green Bay. Kenny got three better Gator. That was always shooting for better than zero. So we got six out of the eight. Six out of the eight. And they took your help, Gator. They're hanging. You got six out of the eight. And Detroit's not one of them. 29 general managers, coaches, and front-off executives asked to list the best front offices in the league. The Lions didn't make the top eight. I mean, what? Who's back to back? Let me just say. Executive of the year. Let me ask the guys behind the glass that got six of the eight. Yep. If you had one of the first two picks, would you have picked the Lions? Yeah. Kenny, would you pick the Lions one of the first two picks? Yeah, for sure. I can't believe that. How are they not on the list? This is why we're bringing it up. What in the actual

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