Hot Bottle | Son of a Boy Dad #438

0:00Hey son of a boy dad listeners, you can find every episode on Apple podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime members can listen, add free on Amazon music. Football seasons here and whether you're grinding your way through the week or gearing up for kickoff, there's one ride that's always game ready. The Chevy Silverado. There's a reason Chevy is called the heartbeat of America and Silverado keeps that heartbeat strong. Whether you're towing, hauling or tailgating, Silverado lets you show up strong and tackle any task. The best in class standard torque, the most functional bed and the advanced tech that's football guy approved. Check out offers on the 2026 Silverado at Chevy.com. On Game Day, get sub stacked high at Jersey mics like the number 13 original Italian loaded with meats, cheese and toppings or the number 56 big kahuna cheese steak with grilled steak, peppers, onions and mushrooms topped with jalapenos and melty cheese. Get your sub fix on Game Day in order in store or the Jersey mics app.

1:01Folks, you know what it is. Today's episode is brought to you by high noon. This is the official drink in our minds of any season, but especially fall where tailgate's abound. If you're the person that shows up with a single flavor, a pack of one of your favorites, whether it's peach, watermelon, Ron, what's your favorite flavor? I mean, passion fruit has actually been typically my fancy. I don't mind a grapefruit from time to time. Grapefruit is a high noon vodka flavor is like an elite variant of grapefruit and it's guilt free, 100 calories, real fruit and no malt. No ad, or nor added, nor any added sugar. It's funny you mentioned the grapefruit because I love the grapefruit too. Grapefruit is a very difficult flavor to pull off. Yes. And yet because you know how good the ingredients are in high noon and how true they are to everything we want them to be, that grapefruit tastes delicious. I'm a big fan as well. I'm a vodka guy. You like the tequila, but we can cross over anytime we want. No, it's all great.

2:02Everything is delicious with high noon and you can find something today at high noon spirits.com. Should we start the show? I have them up for it. Let's do it. Harry, welcome. What's up with that? What's up with what? Is it tipping over still? You want to move the sandbag? It's fine. I mean, I walked in and it fell over. I'm not trying to come off hot off the high noon reading. Just making sure. Yeah, this grump Francis was just telling me about his private jet ride to Vegas and you just absolutely nuked it with your fucking bad energy. I have a phenomenal energy show it then. I'm ready to rip. I already got 11,000 steps today. Wow. It's 12. You walked here. May as well. Can you give us a clap and introduce the show, please? Sure. Now I'm just, now I'm mad. Yeah. I was in a great mood and now I'm pissed.

3:03Nothing pisses me off more than when people say you're in a bad mood when you're in a good mood. And you're like, ah, guess now I'm in and I guess I'm in a bad mood. I feel like if you were actually in a good mood, that's the type of thing that would have rolled off your shoulders. No, no, no, that's the one thing that gets me. Oh, you ever have like your parents ever do that? Yeah. Yeah. Like your mom would be like, what's wrong? What's wrong? Nothing was wrong. Nothing, nothing, no, no. I'm being policed by mother. Mother Dearest is on my goddamn business and furiating it. That is a big girl. Yeah. Girls will do that to you. Oh, yeah. Of course. My beloved wife will hit me with that from time to time. What's wrong? Yeah. What are you so mad about? The fact that you, I knew you're going to ask that. That's what. Harry, I got something that'll turn that frown upside down for you. That's a big box. This is present Monday, as we all know and love. Right? It will. It's typically it's present Tuesday, but we can wait. Are we?

4:04Are you sure about that? We can rush. We can rush present Tuesday. You sure about that? I am. I'm positive. Well, it's the Tuesday episode. So technically it's present Tuesday. I suppose that's true. Ron, you got some fresh new kicks on there. It's present two day. Yeah. Two days for. I was just Jordan once living on the present. I live in the present. I live in the moment. So every day it's a gift. Well, I live in a life size version of today's present. And I'm going to give this one to Harry. Oh, oh, oh, oh. I got here. Is that the Airbus A321? Oh, no. Oh, no. Hold on. Hold on a minute now. What a treat. Hold on a minute now. Delta is well. Oh, my lord. This one's for Ron. Whoa. Whoa. The Gemini 200. Ron gets the Boeing 767. Whoa. Whoa. Let's be honest. 800 ER. I love the heart. Oh, man. Oh, man. Oh, man. Oh, man. This is great. Yeah, buddy. Wow. Beautiful model. Beautiful. Okay. And oh, I got the Airbus. Oh, wow.

5:04So here he gets the commuter. Because he's in bad mood. You actually don't understand planes clearly. Because this is also an Airbus. Oh, okay. All right. Well, I didn't really look at it. Be honest with you. I'm going to give you a little bit of a quick look. I'm going to give you a little bit of a quick look. I'm going to give you a little bit of a quick look. Okay. Absolutely. Really look at it. Be honest with you. Wow. Because I wanted to cheer you up. Good God. It's the Holy Grail. And look, there's some heft to this. I mean, these have some solid weight. And a little bit of lube as well, which is nice. I think I always want a little lube on one. Quite greasy. For some reason. Why are they so slip? Just slips through my hands. A lot of oil. Oh, wow. Dude, these are actually sick as hell. Sick is hell if someone's broken we would have no problem defending ourselves with these I mean these are actually The real this is a real deal is the real way to win Ting them together. Yeah little tip do a little thing. We'll tip to tip Oh, metal. Yeah, there you go. Isn't that nice? That's nice get your guys get your guys

6:06Stand set up. This is a completely true to life scale down version of the scale is I Would say a fraction with a very large denominator I got the a330 900 air bus So is this one bigger am I bigger than yours? It reminds a little bit bigger I think mine's thicker though Yeah, yeah, well, I'm just wondering maybe yours is the one that has the upstairs or is mine the one Maybe neither of them. This is not having a 30 has the upstairs. This has no upstairs. I have an a380 At my apartment does Delta have an a380 on their fleet. They don't I want to fly on that plane that has the bar on it That's the a380 and that's Emirates who has one of those there those are the big dogs. Yeah, yeah I'm flying cuz that's the one that goes to like Dubai. I'm flying to I'm flying Japan air next week for the first time Do you know what playing that is? I think it's a 1 million? Holy shit. It's the nimbus 3000 and an air bus 1 million. It's having a hard time getting my stand in

7:11Minds easy, so I think mine might be I'm not touching it. I told you to fix it before we started knocked my shit over So I'm a little confused because I feel like my stand is like I was fine with having the smallest plane But having the shittiest stand by a mile is not sitting well with me. Oh, no, where's that plane? I look like an IUD You guys have nice wooden stands. Let's get these on and you have a contraceptive Yeah, they need to be visible Like those out a little bit wider We're gonna build little hot Harry's Manken balance in between slide that quail back a little bit slide that fesent back Perfect. Oh, yeah Richard Delta boys now There was any doubt come on bro. That's so dangerous. I Seeing

8:13Burge destroy the tip of a plane like that. Yeah May make it where did you receive these from Francis? I have to look some guys Send him and he's the man. This is one of my favorite things. We've ever gotten on here. Yeah, that's a really beautiful look here Let's look here a choice aircraft Well, how truly phenomenal. I'm about to fly to England on a virgin flight and have you ever seen the virgin first class? I haven't now It's kind of like a group shower where everybody has to face them Like your your feet are all towards like where the flight attendant is. Oh really everybody faces out Dude, this is so cool. So this is all from Noah at Wildcat die cast He said I'm a corporate pilot. He used to fly the CRJ 900 if Harry wants to know. That's one of your favorites You mentioned that one a lot. Oh, yeah, I love that one And he runs a model aircraft retailer in his free time and he'd like to get us some nice one two hundredth

9:15scale delta jets Let me know on 200th. So big shout out to Noah at Wildcat die cast They make they make models of everything. I'm seeing arrow Mexico if if that's your persuasion be fun I'm seeing you know a lasking airways jet blue southwest United, but of course delta The cream of a crop right in the area of course So I'm really excited about this. That's our beautiful Beautiful you feeling a little better that buoyed your spirits. I definitely chaired me up a bit good It was feeling really down before yeah, really grump and super hard earlier look at these Look at the version first class Here that's very weird. That's very exposed wait. That's the delta. No, it's virgin I would rather than be looking at my feet though because is it is the better is are those just chairs? I think those are I think those lay down to a bed Yeah, but then your feet are like in the aisle. I'd rather that than like when the flight attendant walks by and you're laying down

10:19You're gonna be laying down. Yeah, they're not gonna be right over your head I'd rather than be right over my feet Sean, can you just quickly get an image of the Japan air business class accommodations that I will be enjoying next week on my way to Tokyo next week unbelievable That's that's choice and that's private you could damn near Goon and that I'm gonna go no full wrap around though No, but that's a pretty comprehensive shell Because when I flew mint We had I had a door Yeah, you're gonna want that door Definitely gonna want a door for Gooning. I would ask you don't want a roof. Okay, so this one looks like it definitely has a door Oh, well, she's having the time with her life. You can be on your flight. Do you think I doubt it? Crazy make a video like this. I Mean you're easily good. I should that's what my mint flight looked like exactly like that

11:21Yeah, see that's what we friend in the next pod. That's got a toilet on it In your own little kids crazy how much girls can get for put it out the same content that a guy will put out and they'll make She probably made like $400,000 for this post. I mean exactly, you know, don't you think yeah? Definitely definitely did influencers the one job where the wage gap is so heavily skewed in their favor and we hit the glass ceiling Definitely, yeah, we're like We have like shit that doesn't even do that well. It has 12,000 like right right and yeah, you're probably right I get she did was well over six figures for sure six figures probably free flights for a year. Yeah She that it's just such a And I'm happy for them. I'm happy for my sisters of course. Oh, it's it's about time I'll be the profession that gets underpaid you know problem. I'll take this one for the quality. I got no problem To swing the pendulum single handedly I'm swinging the pendulum like a fucking mace

12:22When you guys are laying in one of these beds do you buckle your feet in like that buckle your legs in I try to get strapped down like a mental patient. I don't like yeah, that's the only thing I hate when they're like I want them to know we all be on like Hannibal Lecter When you're laying down would buckle the legs it you mean where the seat belt that she had her legs strapped down I've never seen that before. I will say at this week There are times where I've fallen asleep on planes not when I'm lying flat But when I'm sitting up and at some point I kick in the middle Oh, and I smash my shin so hard against the metal thing in front of me that I want to bring the plane down Yeah, I heard on Japan air that they'll show your kimono right into the seat good Yeah, I want to sleep sack. Yeah, they'll put you in a chrysalis on Japan air. Yeah, I mean That's gonna be an experience Gonna be so nice What are you gonna do to elevate the experience and what time is your flight? My flight is at 120 p.m. Oh

13:25Yeah, interesting to Mindy andapolis No, we're going direct. Oh Over to Japan on the way back. I'm flying through I'm flying through Minneapolis. Are you gonna you're gonna get shit tanked on the flight or what? Um, you'll have maybe a few drinks. I don't know. I'm you know what guys. I'll tell you what I got home from Vegas last night late and The thought of having alcohol ever again Is entirely anathema to where I'm at right now. I don't know what that means But you definitely were talking about hot bottling a flight on the way to Vegas a bottle of hypnotic we hot bottle two bottles of hypnotic What's hot bottling? What's hypnotic hot bottles when a bottle comes out and you go hot bottle hot bottle hot bottle hot bottle hot bottle hot bottle hot Until it's gone and you just pass it around. Oh, I see so it's not like a you're not very casual Experience. Oh I wouldn't call it like business formal. No, I'm talking about in terms of your drinking pace

14:26It's more of a game. It's more of a like let's get drunk. It's a team chug. Yeah. Yeah That's got a lot of bodies for that. Well, we had 12. Okay. So that's not how many swigs Uh, you kind of have to like eyeball it and if you undercut then the last guy has to drink a lot Oh, it's only one turn each. Yeah Oh, I thought it went around and around. Oh, no, no, you pass it all the way down the plane. Yeah, I thought it went around until it was over No, you go what you got it. You got to really try to like number 12 can really get fuck yeah, but the first time 12 if you want to do The first time we did it number 12 had like a barely a sip. Oh wow. We all over kicked the world And then the second time he had a lot. Yeah, where'd you hit in the rotation? Um I Was in the first one I was like middle somehow and then in the second one I went first right yeah That's where you want to be we did a little full of saying down. We did two bottles of hypnotic and then we did a bottle of fireball. Oh

15:29Oh my god. What's hypnotic taste like I don't think I've had it since I was trying to like That's how I figured it tastes like blue candy. Red tide rush. So good Just so you did three hot bottles on Six hours of flying. I mean, that's not that long Well, we were I mean we were drinking how many how much time in between were you like I another hot bottle? I never brought the hot bottle. Was anyone ever like maybe we do a cold bottle We were drinking cold bottles. I was drinking they had brought main beer company on oh wow This was the best thing ever. That sounds great. The TV was the biggest TV I'd ever seen in my life. Oh, yeah It was definitely OLED no it was OLED. It wasn't I could tell from the glare No way You couldn't you couldn't tell from the glare and they're wrong with that. I know I'm in bad. I don't I don't have an OLED at home It's not home. That's not home. They're in a plane They're on a private plane that had a fucking Diagonal massive TV just be happy for him for I am I'm thrilled

16:31I'm just not gonna lie and say it was an OLED If you're just through a really bad health thing and you're complaining about the quality the television on the private Well they're hot bottling. I'm a triple hot bottling. One of the temperature of the bottle things that only you would have an issue with Fireball had to have been was that like that was definitely the last hot bottle I think it was yeah, no one wanted to hot bottle after that I was tough that one was tough got to Vegas in all the late 30s due to sleep Guys, I think I'm not having fun anymore We got off the plane and we we came in so hot to Vegas Like the actual plane or just the crew are both what do you mean? I did like hot landing I mean like excited. Oh, okay. Yeah landing was perfect. I presume yeah, you never know Didn't know if there's storms or something. No, I think Ronan understood what I meant. I was clarifying Okay, for the listeners out there who have no ability to discern between the lines speak I mean we're talking planes and you say we came in ought to Vegas someone assume you had a bad landing now that you say it

17:33I actually understand yeah I meant based on the context of us drinking and coming in hot bottling. I was like we came in hot Yeah, but I see what you mean, and I'm gonna give you credit for your point Make sure his help we went straight over dude my buddy. I mean my buddy's the man he He got us the plane and like you're kind of thinking like okay, we're gonna land like I'll be generous and I'll get the uber For like four of us. There were three black cars waiting for us on the tarmac of course on the tarmac. Yeah, Jesus. Yeah And you find a hairy rear No, I said what does he do for work? He's on gigley squal. Yeah, he's on gigley squad. Yeah, what podcast is he on? He does he just signed with I with serious serious. Yeah, he's an Alex Cooper's unwell network um Anyway, we went we went to the casino. We went to win encore win whatever and got out checked into our rooms

18:39And then went straight down started started playing bark jack and uh I lost a lot of money pretty quickly. This is night. This is night one night one. Yeah, so you guys are banged up solid at this point proper I mean, yeah, like looking their chops. Yeah, I don't know I wouldn't say we were sideways or anything we were just like The you when you fly into Vegas you fly like right now alongside the strip. Oh, yeah And the lights just appear out of nowhere and the airport is five minutes from oh, it's right there. Yeah Everything's right there. Yeah Um, yep, they have like a picture of you and the crew on the sphere Like all of you guys on the plane Welcome to hot bottle boys Uh, when do they take this I was like five minutes ago. Oh, I'm gonna pay my run Um, yeah, so we went to the hotel and checked in and then I we started playing blackjack now. I'll tell you this

19:42Obviously, we wanted a three two table But at that hour what they do is they only let you play three two if you're at like a Hi steaks two hundred dollar minimum table then and um So I'd mean I that's where my buddies were I sat with them and I just I just went down pretty quick Smart what you were playing to on it. Yeah Smoke and I think there was a hand where it was like okay split Okay, double and all of a sudden I had like six hundred dollars and chips on the table and the dealer made twenty one And I was like all right, it's time for bed Then you go to bed and your heart's pounding because you just hot bottles for the last six hours And then spike your adrenaline with my veins are coursing with hypnotic and fireball ready to kill And I'm like I can't Yeah, so they made captain planet, I think What What are the uh mini bars like in the wind from my memory they had some incredible

20:46Many barfers. Yeah, they had some good stuff, but I didn't touch it. I mean My buddy and I split a room we were the only two who did but we did that because the last time we were in Vegas was for my buddies Bachelor party and we split a room then and we had a great time So I enjoyed that and together we pushed each other towards healthy decisions. That's good He's the one who had the health issues nice and so We went to bed we went to bed at like 11 the first night Really yeah And then woke up at seven You went to bed at a little oh because the time difference like we were two a.m. 11 two a.m. Our time woke up at seven Next day, you know meals more gambling a little bit of pool top more hot bottles No Any hot no more hot bottles the rest of the trip Man, let's get ahead of it now. If you get hot bottle service that thing costs an arm and a leg Yeah, a woman bringing out a piping hot bottle of champagne please heat this Don't panic. I like it out of 165 like chicken

21:47It's hold up between your thighs Can you incubate this um what else happened that was funny. I mean the meals were always we're really fun I clawed back a little bit on the second day. It was playing Outed by the pool. Yeah, and got up came came back like I chipped away back to like I was down 500 So I made a thousand back nice then that night I lost a thousand again So I finished the day flat And then on day three we went to encore beach club Which is like the big outdoor party the chain smokers were there of course that were um And friends of the pod. Yeah, I mean I messaged um Taggart because he's from my hometown a freeport main who drew taggart. He's one of them. Oh, okay He's the one who sings I think they're both chain and they both smoke That's not the smokers That cuz I always had it mixed up that makes sense

22:48Well, I messaged anybody didn't open it. I'm sure he gets a billion dms But I would have liked to have um said hi to him. Yeah, that would have been cool He's vastly outperforming me as the hometown hero of of freeport main We use from freeport. I said that just now Must have been 30 seconds. I don't want I missed it completely. What were you thinking about completely missed it? Has he kind of like put that as the centerpiece of the sentence? Yeah, I don't know how I missed that That's okay. I was focusing on the chain and the first the smoke Do you think if you were in a better mood you would have heard it probably but I was also thinking about your bedding I was thinking about you said you wait so you so you left down 500 Oh, I haven't finished the bedding arc yet. Oh, okay, okay um Cuz I'm still hot I'm thinking hot bottles like I'm all over I'm all over the place. Why don't you choose the track? No No, no, and I'll put the record on that I'm not No, it's going to be side of the story You're skipping around and it's just a lot happening the record. This is a lot for me to handle

23:52Burning through the needle. I'm trying to like kind of live through your weekend right now. Yeah, it's hot bottle Yes, right. I get that okay. Yeah, don't be afraid to add a couple things in even if they didn't happen Like I want to hear more hot bottles Ha Three hot bottles for the weekend is not we were on pace for like a night on core you must have hot bottles You don't hot bottle you hot bottle on the plane tell me you hot bottle on the way home at least no Flu on a nice Delta flight they were not bottling on the Delta flight. Oh, I I was I was uh, I was seated next to Well, Joe Koi was across the aisle from me. Oh shit, and he dude here's how well liked he is I'm not I'm not making this up. We're going through we're getting we're boarding the plane. He's hugging the gate agents Blonde Filipino I don't know. Thanks though He's hugging non-Filippinos like they were like Latin black like you know, he sure that wasn't a Filipino

24:55I think he knows them. I think he's might be doing he might have a Vegas residency. Oh, yeah He might just be there all the time. I think he actually does dude a lot of people Bargatsys got one right there. Yeah, there's a lot of have one for a while who did John like last year that sounds like a pretty good gig I know the chain smokers live in LA and they get a PJ every weekend on Saturday. Yeah, to come play that on court beach club. They do like whatever an hour and a half hour and whatever They probably paid like $10 million dollars. They just jet right back. Yeah, that's insane. That would be awesome But Koi isn't taking a peach He's a man of the people. He definitely could take a page. He yeah, he I'm guessing I don't know where he lives. I mean, I wouldn't have thought that he lived in New York. Doesn't handle the New York Is he still with handler? Not sure that's a great question. They were dating. Oh, yeah, Koi and handler were with each other for a while Were they really yes, look can we look this up Sean? Joe Koi Chelsea handler sex tape

25:59It's good It's explosive. I got on the plane and Um, yeah, well, beautiful couple You got on the plane and I got on the plane and I'm getting on and I'm putting up I'm helping a friend like a friend of his or someone put a bag overhead And then I was like Joe just want to say hi. I'm a comic as well He gets up out of his scene and he goes come him come and we're doing a hug Give me a hug. Oh my god. Like this is the next just man alive. So maybe the gay did just didn't want to he must have been on three bars And we're not talking self-sermists I mean you're just hugging everyone like Screens annex he was great He was awesome. That is super that is super nice. He was really nice. He fell asleep Okay, Joe. Let's get you back down your seat. Let's drop your feet in a drill

27:03I think he is one of the most universally beloved comics both among his audience and among I think he's the most well he might be the most liked people like him a lot I mean, I think it goes to show with just how much how much stay how many tickets he still sells Yeah, still packs out fucking arenas massive massive Filipino comics are there that fan is he's pie right haha Is he Filipino I trust you on that I thought he was Hawaiian I have no idea I could see either those are very similar I trust you completely on this road Hawaiian and Filipino are pretty much the same thing. What does it say there? I can't read it Sean half Filipino and half white you were right Filipino with the F so you know it's real but what if he's half white and the white part is Hawaiian Right, that's what Obama was Same shit Yeah, I just don't think that when you become the first person of your ethnicity to really be able to represent

28:08On a huge stage. Oh, yeah, I'm tearing down you do think of Bobby Lee in the Korean community You make a lot of money like that. Yeah, yeah, which is why like it might be worth you figuring out more about your ancestry Oh definitely Oshkanozzi unfortunately, there's a lot of success A lot of successful Oshkanozzi jesus people Almost all of them I might it might be tough to break into that Yeah, you might have to lean on to the what else you like welshers some shit. I have no clue to be honest Wellshod Anyone successful from the cape Probably are right, friends half Oshkanozzi half Cape cod. Yeah Did your buddy who you went to celebrate did he have a good time Yeah, he did yeah We I mean that makes me glad the dinners were awesome that place golden steer is really really good

29:09It's cool and that we were such a big group that they would put us in like a bathroom Oh, hell yeah, and what's cool about I mean we didn't even have to like order, you know It was all just like they brought us all the hits I mean I was just eating two pound lobster tails and damn Fucking steak and are you the best eater at your in your group dude I'm trying to tone back my eating in a big way. I'm trying to lose this 10 pounds and I can't It's because you're eating two pounds of lobster and gotta be fast I cut sugar out of my diet in a big way And I thought that would make a huge difference I was out of show after you were chugging the fire all Liquid sugar is doesn't count because you pee it out. Oh, you don't retain any of that Yeah, I didn't know I did it. It's sugar only stays in your system when it's When it's eaten. Yeah fireball start ripping slushies and shit then yeah Well, the mistake I made was when I put the fireball in the freezer and then had a popsicle of it Yeah, then it stayed then you just lost all your progress pretty much one lick. Yeah

30:10Anyway, um That's Vegas You know, we I'll tell you this I'm not a Vegas guy. Did you get any horrors or now? No, I don't I don't like horse. Did you see any horse? I'm sure I did I wouldn't have been they all everyone looked like a whore They should have to wear a badge on their arm. Yeah, like the bottle ladder. Yeah, just a w An h I had I had probably the best Vegas trip that I've had I think I've been to Vegas three times now I don't like it It's not for me. I'm not I don't want to just gamble and that's Other than that. I mean, I don't know what else there is everyone says like oh, there's so much to do It's like well, yeah, okay. There's dinner. Oh, no, there's nothing to do. Yeah, if you're not drinking or getting horrors People go to people go to shows Yeah, but I live in New York. Yeah, you know, I don't need to do that I don't need to go to Vegas to go see blue man

31:11The fuck are you talking about I get it as you live in Nebraska, but like yeah, we were Ten blocks from Broadway. Yeah, it's I mean There's if you live in New York City There's not many places you could go where you could do stuff that you can't do in New York There's homeless people doing Cirque du Soleil on the subway. Yeah, you don't even have to pay for it I was on the w with a guy in the blue man group this morning Blue head to toe he was late. He was applying and while he was on the way He's coming from Vegas too Hot bottling the train Covering himself in hypnotic That's what they use a lot of people don't know that he's dipped their body It's been a long time partnership between Blue Man Group and hypnotic or the other multiple layers of hypnotic Not blue enough dipping again. Give him another coat Anyone any got more more hypnotic blue washing him The The other thing you could do in Vegas is like find the fire escape exit to go out to the strip to like

32:13Klan desdynely smoke a joint so you don't get kicked out of your win room. Yeah Any kush where you blow any a blown any tree out there because the kush is legal, but there's nowhere to smoke weird and it's not good And it's bad really bad. Oh, I don't know. Well, I guess it depends on where you go I just had a pen Benjamin Franklin yikes What are you doing in the pencil? Well, you can't smoke a joint in the room. So that was the nice middle ground. Yeah, I guess it's true when you got those When you went to bed early and watched knocked up did you guys hit the Benjamin in the room and giggle? I was My buddy can't because of his brain stuff. Oh, yeah, I make sense So you were just ripping the pen all weekend. Yeah, are you in a little bit of a pen fog today? A little bit because I feel like you got a you got a good fog for like a week after the pen. Yeah I don't feel great, but I did go to I did a workout this morning. That was just Punishment. Yeah, which is punishing myself for my behavior this weekend. Am I choices? I mean you had quite a weekend

33:17Saturday I got so drunk that like did you wait? I gotta we're not we're gonna we gotta Did you buy the weed pen yourself? Oh, I had it. You're a pen guy pen and tell her I think like this is what what do you mean? What's so big what's the big deal of that you you spoke to jewel for 10 years Yeah, but the pen is like degenerate No, it's not yeah, it is what you do when you can't smoke a fucking joint on a private plane or in your hotel room I just am now I just you just like you're like the last person on earth. I could see buying a pen Huh Am I am I wrong? I've seen I've seen like high-end executives When I was writing for that TBS show. Oh, so you're talking 10 years ago 10 years ago. We're talking right now It's like a little black it looks like a jewel. Yeah, yeah, that kind of a pen not one not like the long one I think all pens aren't created equal. I think if you're getting it depends if you have a pen with like a light colored like

34:20Reson in it like it's barely yellow you you might be a crack addict But if you have a pen with like a dark fucking like Shocklety if it looks like you're drinking a you who out of the pen Then I think that you're like that that's something I mean I just cracked the pen open and drank it Thought that would be quicker because rub it on your gums. I feel like it's a fast way to get the pen in your system Oh, man, I'm um, I'm I didn't know that that it was a worse I've always thought that smoking joints hurts my lungs more than yeah It's just people talk about the pens like that just because like people love you with that. I'm not obviously I don't think you're doing this but like oh wow you gotta I know that's Also people hit on like 24 seven. Yeah, I mean it wasn't a dab pen. No, it was just like a Concentrate. Yeah, yeah, they are inconsistent, but in a scenario like that they're fun to have around Yeah, it's all I could it I wasn't gonna keep going down the from the 55th floor

35:25Out the fucking Place and you gotta go far away too really yeah, cuz they're they're on you about it Are they really the last time I went to Vegas? We went straight from the airport to a weed shop And I bought a bunch of weed and I had it in a bag. Yeah, it's like a and then and we walked into the hotel and they took it from me Really That's so but isn't but weed's legal there Yeah, you cannot bring it into the hotel. Oh wow and I've smoked it outside the airport and a cop pulled up me He's like you gotta do that at home and I was like I'm going home But I didn't understand that he meant like you have to like Smoke before you get to the airport interesting. I didn't know I didn't know Vegas was so strict about that Well, that's why KB got kicked out of a hotel room Yeah, yeah, they found res they found pen residue on his mirror on the later Sweet KB Okay, guys, let's talk about quince you know those pieces in your closet that you find yourself wearing on repeat

36:26That sweater that goes with everything the perfect pair of pants or the tea that you somehow always reach for first Those are the pieces that make getting dressed easy and that's what quince does best Obviously, it's sweater season and quince has stocked my closet full of the most wearable Beautifully fitting comfortable sweaters that you'll ever find in your life because it's time-mustile Versatile looks and incredible designs that are gonna make it dependable and you'll reach for it day after day It's not just clothing. It's gonna be a fall staple So find your next fall favorites at quince download the quince app for app exclusive offers or go to quince.com slash boy dad free shipping on your order and 365 day returns now available in Canada in the UK too That's q-i-n-c-e.com slash boy dad. I just want to add really quickly I think fall is the best season to dress for and I'm so glad that it's here and quince has everything you need for fall Go to quince.com slash boy dad q-i-n-c-e.com slash boy dad. I love smoking a pen and

37:28And breaking up with a girl. Oh wow. I call it the pen and teller. Oh Nice you have to tell me. Yeah, you like that? Teller. Teller. Yeah, it's decent. It's decent You can keep that. No, definitely not. You're gonna keep that. That's all you. That's all you I'm not a pen guy. I don't know. I'm on the grass flower only for me Really? Yeah. Yeah. Not into the concentrates like you guys are Okay, I'm not into anything Francis we're hitting it was hitting his puff co on the plane They are just inconsistent. I think that's the only thing you just never sometimes you don't know what you're gonna get But I'll make you feel terrible kill people. This one was low key. Yeah, of course. Was it rave? I don't know It's curious you had a pen dream within the last year, but then you got off and I gave it to you Yeah, I said get this shit away from me and you threw it away because you said the same thing Wow, I didn't know I had a couple of converts a couple of born-again grass smokers here

38:29Those things are way too strong. I'm off the stuff man. I can't and they don't even make you feel good God bless you if you're still into that. Yeah, I feel like sharp That's the only way to describe it. I'm like oh in the pen and going through like airport security Yeah, oh And we went to Birmingham for For Bush I hit the pen. I had a pen and I hit the pen before boring the flight Go to the bathroom and sit in the stall. I was so anxious I was like why the fuck did I just do that? I'm gonna be on this plane for 10 hours. Oh, Birmingham England. Yeah, wait I'm confused you're saying in between flights no before boarding In America in America at the airport you do the airport. How do you do that? I don't remember how I did it I think I was just yeah a little sleeve what just that and then you ghost it pretty much

39:31You know, it's a good way to do it if you have to is to use the like family Restroom oh, yeah, in the Delta Sky Club, but then that's you can do anything in there. Yeah, definitely But then tell you pass that with a needle in your arm. They'll take it out like Bring an alcohol wipe and slap you a couple times and send you on your way clean you up good. You're looking for gate 62 Make sure you get a good nap You'll be fine if you're polite on heroin. They do not care. No Why would they unruly on alcohol is the only thing that can get you in trouble really it really is No one likes a crazy drunk person. No unpredictable um Yeah, I have heard of people getting kicked off airlines for hitting just the uh regular vape not even a weed vape But those are understandable. Yeah, that's a can't be One time one time I was in a caught my car was driving Harry and The Simba Johnson. Huh? Was this in Wisconsin? No, it was when we were going to over to Brooklyn

40:34I picked you up. Oh, yeah, yeah, and you ripped your jewel and Exhale the giant fat cloud in in the car and I rolled down my window. This is a Wisconsin Because we were driving from Milwaukee to Madison. I distinctly remember this happening. It's probably happened a couple times In try like you're in try back a heading to the bridge I remember it happening in Wisconsin too and you rolled the window down and I got pissed Yeah, you were like, oh, come on now. We're doing this Yeah, he's like, I thought we're hot blowing Yeah I was like, well, I mean, you know, that was for you I put that in the air for you to smoke to get secondhand high. I'm trying to live in this fucking cloud Anyway, the point is uh on the last day on Saturday I We went to the encore beach club and I was somehow betting there and at the table that they had outside fought all the way back And I ended my trip down 400 bucks love that from from being down 2000 and that feels like being up. Well, that is unbelievable. Yeah, it's house money

41:36Think of this my buddy made this point. He was like that feeling you have of fighting back to only owing for to being down 400 for the whole three night weekend Imagine if you had gone up $7,000 and then Gone back down and you were leaving up a thousand. Oh, yeah, you'd feel way worse Definitely than if then what I did absolutely be looking at things online. They're $7,000 exactly. Yeah Yeah, I could have got this. I could have had a motorcycle Yeah, I could have had a scooter. I was so proud of myself that I couldn't help it I had a little bit of time to kill on Sunday and I just some cologne I Some bloodish Chanel Lex Clousif It's a it's a you know, it's a pretty obvious one, but it's it's nice get the yard a couple times head to the clone store I just went to that one. I'm lying. I went to Louis Vuitton and bought lemon satay as well, but um, yeah Do you have that one? Yeah, that one's fucking good. I think it's my faith that one's really good here We got to get you into that

42:37Mencita. Yeah, wow. Yeah, that's exactly how it's pronounced. Yeah, that's what I layer with the wood I have I have three fragrances at home. There's just store brand top Irish spring. No, there's three samples Like this big no, no, they're big samples though. That's why I got them Yeah, what do you mean store brand? I don't even know what the brand is if I got a my target There's not like target cells nice clones. Yeah, of course. They're like uh, they're like the size of like one of your probably one of your carts One of your pens Is that a pen sir? No Cologne That is nice. You got to bring it. What are you wearing it today? I bought those two. This is bledish. Chanel give that a little give that a little with Oh, wow. Oh, that'll be perfect to sling shot you into winter No taste. I'm okay. Thank you. I'm getting I'm actually getting a good bit right now Nice little that's good. Treat me like I'm just wrong I'm co-doing it. Okay. I don't have that mean you don't have that relationship like you and Joe

43:43Did you guys have any more conversation you and Corey on the way off the plane? He goes hey man. Hey good luck Like I wasn't even gonna say goodbye. Yeah, he's like good luck to you. I'm like oh Joe. Thank you And then I was almost like I'll see you at the clubs and I was like I don't do that anymore. Yeah So I won't did you show him any of your like Bonafide's known a few days. I did not feel the need to impress upon Joe coitus. You playing TD right Joe We both play TD. I'm just remembering we both play TD. Are you playing some of your clips like out loud on the plane tires? Yeah, no I what did I watch I watched oceans 11 which Guys I'm embarrassed. I still though. I've watched that movie probably you know I'm not a hundred percent sure how they pulled it off I don't understand entirely How they do the sort of fake staged heist and then pipe that in and then go in all of that gets a little murky to me I'm like I don't know when the last time I watch I mean I was probably like a year. They switched the cameras to the facility that they built and then they film

44:52Heist at the facility that they built and then to counteract that they shut down the power So then they can actually go in sneakily um, I think is that they have the little Asian guy in that one. Yeah, but that's where they that's where they um They get him they get The guy who owns the casino to call the police They take that call and bring in their own SWAT team. Yeah, which is what steals the bags of money so good Yeah That's a great movie maybe I get it maybe that's it. I think you're understanding. I think that there is like how do they get How do they become the police maybe? It's more like it's like in the town there's a there's a fake van initially that they like drive away and it's remote controlled I don't know there's just pieces at the end there that get a little like convoluted They ask a lot of the viewer. I can't put it all the other viewer to buy a lot of stuff And like since they do like a jump cut and it slides to another scene. Yeah, you're you're kind of like forced to be like

45:57Oh, I'm cool. I'm Brad Pitt. I get it Yeah, and I get I get 90% of it. Yeah, I think you get it, but I don't I think you get it as much as you really have to get it Yeah, it's funny. I mean, that's a solid heist movie. It's probably the best in the town the town the town is definitely better A clipy town I get completely yeah A flower shop guy. Yeah, oceans 12 is bullshit. Just like I clipped you dad is Put the opener do this thing for me. You're gonna do this thing for me And you won't kill me at Thomas There's no way I'll come back and kill me later got the look in there. I got her doped up real nice Who's walking around the streets? Yeah, it's real real dark. I love it The uh, I'm not working for you What do you say he's like I live at 551 bunker hill stop by anytime Think you're the only guy in Charlestown with a gun How many kills him at the end? Yeah, and the way he dies too

46:57That's so good sort of just like slumps, but I'm just surprised that he never never expected to get killed Ben Affleck no the guy the flower guy He's like talked however he wanted to so many people and they did he was like oh, they'll just never come and kill me because he's the boss And he's also got a guy sitting next to him with a shotgun 24-7 and what good was that guy? Not at the end of the day none. Yeah, he didn't kill them both He didn't do a damn thing Ocean's 12 is bullshit though because dog shit they just rely on you to believe that like in this world The actress Julia Roberts playing a woman looks like Julia Roberts. Yeah, that was hard. It's super done That was too much way too much. It's like a little like it's like a funny bit That they probably had in the writer's room that's like this would be funny, but it's like yeah, but don't actually do it Cuz it's not worth it. You know what another funny speaking of that though um In the early scene of oceans 11 Brad Pitt is playing poker and teaching poker to alt to like celebrities all these young celebs

48:01Who are playing fictitious versions of themselves and it's like tell for grace To for grace any masterson Or it's it's a guy like him It's a guy just like him. I don't know you'd recognize the actor Whatever the point is like maybe the idea there is that the the ensemble cast Is so star studded that they can just throw more celebrities in in the ultimate pit of irony But like yeah, but wouldn't they be like holy shit Brad Pitt's teaching yeah, that's a guy that looks just like Brad pit like Why does it everyone look like why does it mad Damon look like mad Damon? Yeah, that's the only Julia Roberts exists in this In this universe. Yeah, that that's the big part. That's the big problem Tofe of grace one of the celebrities exists that they're all with why did the other celebrities not exist Yeah, Joshua Jackson Holly marital Jackson Barry Watson and Shane West are all at the table there. They none of them know not not one of them knows how to play poker Which one's tofeur grace is she the redhead one? No, that's a guy

49:03It's the guy from that 70s show the main character no the the one who's complicit the one who wrote the letter about the rapist No, it wasn't that fucking I should go. Yeah, yeah, yeah, he's like listen He might have raped some people, but I like him and I also murdered someone so this is kind of a Yeah, let's keep Let's focus on his shit like we've all had dark times after that 70s show I killed a guy personally Court of public opinion. Don't we all get one Yeah, I murdered my ex girlfriend and he's a serial rapist Thank you just get one You don't you don't just get one You really don't get one Well, I mean Vegas definitely won this weekend. That's for sure. I can't believe you watched it on the way out of Vegas Like you're done with Vegas and you're like let me just get one last taste I could see it going on the way like how you'll watch No, I'm not bothering not bothering. Oh watching Thursday night football too. Yeah, yeah, I wanted to watch it in the sense of feeling like

50:06We are like, you know, you can live vicariously through them taking the house. Yeah, yeah, of course That's how you felt being down 400 I felt pretty good. Terry Benedict is also mad at me dude going to the cash exchange As you're checking out and giving them chips. I had $2,500 in chips And I had brought $2,900 in cash from selling my guitar Quite literally. Yeah, I was gambling my guitar We kept and like by the end I had gotten even all the strings pretty much back. No, you got a three string now You got a man Joe How many strings is a band job you got a fiddle now Yeah, you definitely lost at least two strings. Yeah, well, that's still not bad either way. I

51:06It's a really good feeling to exchange the cash Yeah, definitely and then I was like this is too much cash to bring on a commercial flight So I went and bought column. Yeah That's you traded your guitar for good times in scent. Yeah Yeah, and sent last the lot longer than a guitar does Sentism nostalgic sent is tied to memory guitars are just tied to Sent is sent last until your next shower So you say so you could technically this is the ex Luciefe. It's like the x-ray. So it actually it stays around The shower really some of it's stronger than the show. I wouldn't like yeah. Did you see the clip of James Winston putting cologne on oh, yeah, oh my god, he emptied the clip he covered him I never seen a cologne with an extendo. Yeah, he had a cologne with a drum on the bottom of it It was just like I mean he gasped himself, but I think he did this on purpose so much of this is on his clothing I mean that jacket what he must only wear one scent

52:10Um, oh my god, he's going back to the neck. I feel like he did that as a joke I don't think he did I think that he's just him. He's just a funny guy. I think he might be funny. I think he's a funny guy Man, I like this team giants are playing tonight. I'm excited. I just took them very excited I'll tell you what I like this team a lot great vibes. Well, I told you I said that the giants beating the cowboys I thought the cowboys were a good team and the cowboys are very good against Washington now I Jalen was out, but they were they were winning that game. I think so too. It doesn't matter. Yeah, I mean people were saying that they I mean they say it every year, but there were people that were saying that like they had DAC as MVP for this year Like going into the season Hmm, so I mean people must think that that's that offense is pretty good Well, he's got a couple pretty star receivers pickens lamb for I wish on Thursday night you'd take in the parlay that means Harry could oh yeah, we hit we hit big Those are touch down scores. You didn't set on the show. Yeah, we said our two touchdown scores on the show

53:13Right at the end if it was Laporta and Kate Most of the time when you guys start talking about football. I tune out. I know and then I heard you talking about the giants right now And I'm like, what is this? Well, this is the ultimate secret, which is that I pretend not to like sports, but I'm as straight as they come I don't want people to know that. I mean What I mean when I said Vegas won this weekend is yesterday was had to have been one of the worst betting days in the history of time For who? Everyone. I don't know. I mean, I ended up crawling my way back I actually did get in a very similar situation that you had I went down a lot and at the 1 p.m The 1 p.m. Massacre is what we're calling it and Bloody 1 p.m. Yeah, the 8 p.m. I ended up crawling back But I mean, it was like almost all of the favorites lost in the one nine of these hit for me Saints Ravens under Vikings bears under Saints 49ers Panthers Parlay Cowboys commanders over 49ers dolphins Runway 9 for 9. Yeah on your bloody 1 p.m.

54:14It was six bets, but all six one really so you didn't lose it all yesterday Those six one. What about the other? What about the others? I mean, I'd be about the other 30 touchdown scores Touchdown score long shots of course, Ron. I'm just not buying them. I'm not gonna far be it for me to tell a father of two How to spend his money, but you can buy a lot of cologne Really with the the winnings from that tell you right now how much you win. I say we hit so how on a unique size I'm making a I'm downsizing the unit. What's your unit size don't unit size Jamie. I'm not shaming I just some I'm trying to prefer that we're open about it I'm trying to super downsize my unit size. Yeah down from 10 Gs to 5 Dude, I tried I told you guys about this fucking suit that I bought. Yeah, yeah custom how I went in to go get it the custom suit I want to get a two custom suits. Yes or dad went to go try on the suits. Oh no Still don't fail Not only do they not fit they were the worst looking suits I've ever seen in my fucking life. Oh no

55:14They didn't not only do they not look custom. I looked like the villain from a Batman movie in the 80s Penguin there is no body to any of them The colors weren't what I expected the size was fucking preposterous the shoulders fucking jutted out like a Zoot suit. I look like a cartoon character the body was so wide the pants had like just so much extra fabric I get like suit harness slimm as they used to be this woman who is an Indian woman had me dress like a Like an Indian man. You know how like an Indian man will wear like a garment that goes damn your down to his knees That's what she had me and she absolutely destroyed me. So what do you this the final fitting? This was uh this was like Usually they do that interim right they're like this was supposed to be the interim She's like 99.5% of the time no one needs alteration and I was like the Like Sleep feel a little bit big and she's like no try to move your arm if I make it smaller you can move your arm And I was like all right, and then I got home and I tried it on and like my window was open and like

56:20The the wind caught the back of the suit and I started to gust like a sail through my apartment It lifted me up like I was perishing. I was like no Can't be I'm getting fucking lift off So I was like I get called her back and she was so flustered yeah, where can you name the place? I don't want I don't want to right because it would it would It would deter so many did you get just one? I got oh no, I got two because I was like I won't be able to decide It's a wedding that I'm going to this Thursday So to her credit the turnaround time was fast and that was the only thing she did right um and the like The the wedding is Thursday. There's like a small ceremony on Or I go down Thursday. There's a small ceremony on Friday and then the big ceremony on Saturday So I wanted to and now I have I have zero well So what do you do in that situation do you get them redo return that can return to its custom There's no returning so I'm going back today to get it re altered But I don't trust her I don't trust her at all so I want to bring it back to a new place

57:21Because like I've paid her for this already Yeah, so go to a different place and pay them again She'll see this through She has to see this through she has to fix this I don't know if I trust her at all. I did yeah, that's why I'm saying I'll just go to a different place Yeah, but then I'm like the the pot committal like Imagine bring one suit to a new place and bring one of the suits back to her I've just need to I just need her to I'm going to get for another chance to fix it for free But or not for free for the amount I've already paid and then if she flubs it I'll take that to someone How much does this cost too much too much too much too much how many units does it cost several Several units a lot of units. I like your look today of course you pop the collar outside the the crew Yeah, that's my signature look. I know I think it's nice. I haven't seen it in a while now now has been maybe in the weather's finally here You look like Ernie L's oh, yeah, that's what I'm going for you look like a late 90's like dutch or South African golfer Yeah, I actually got this collar stitched onto this by this Indian lady at a

58:26It would be so much bigger nothing. There's no shirt underneath. Yeah, no, it's all one piece Try to move your neck That sucks though and I'm just it's raised my fault because I'm like such a pussy that in the moment. I wasn't like No, yeah, you just didn't expect it because I got and custom suits before for less money that I put him on I was like oh these feel great and then she's like trying to just like justify it I was like oh, yeah, maybe she's yeah, you got fleeced maybe she's right and then I got fucking fleeced Yeah, you got banged badly the stitching of it like use the stitching like on that outside of the jacket I'm like this looks fucking like that looks dead sounds terrible It was it's terrible. She just go to macy's and get one for right I should have got one off the rack I got my suit at macy's off the rack best suit. I've ever had fits perfect never had to do anything for it It's because you let's because you have the perfect body of course like don't it's obviously Yeah, you have the body that Taylor's dream about the phantom thread was about

59:28Your perfect body so I went to what's it called tonight or this morning and got a whole new ensemble Oh my god, you got a whole new suit not as not a suit. I think you've got a suit I got like a pants jacket situation because I am I'm not gonna buy another suit Wait, what is this is my same thing I do with fragrance So you bought a third suit. Sometimes you the only way out is through I don't trust this woman to fix it. So why are you bringing your suits back to her because they're already botched So bring them somewhere else, but then I have to pay for it But you just bought another suit anyway, but I don't know if I try to get these suits You just buy a third suit. I don't know But you'll have to get them by Thursday original suits fix because they might another tailor might not be able They're usually two weeks on alterations. I need it by Thursday What is this wedding that you're going to is it like a saudi prince or something? It's Charleston, South Carolina bigger fancier than the Saudi prince It must be the most important wedding of your life. It's on the last remaining plantation that still has slaves right

1:00:31They pay them their actors They're like civil war reenactment actors They're very handsomely paid but they actually do the work I mean, I just don't get Getting the suit fixed by the same way. I feel like you're Like she's already got the money. She already got paid. Yeah, she's gonna fuck the suits up I don't trust her to be able to do it, but I'm gonna make her do the labor because I'm so pissed Yeah, you're not even gonna get a suit back maybe, but then hopefully I can get a refund then you're not gonna shit if I just get if I go home Believe in me once I wish I could Um, I just need to I just need to look kind of decent But at this rate, I'm gonna be out of the bar surviving barstable money in fucking two weeks. Oh yeah, yeah Oh Okay, yeah, let's get that shut off. Please. Sorry about that. We are talked about no phones during the pod Yeah, I don't know what to say. I'm ashamed. We're gonna have to start bringing out the basket

1:01:31We're gonna have to put their phones in the basket and at the end you go home with your own we got here Are those knockoff air pods? They're not knockoff They're the evolution. Why are they black? They're the Chinese ones You haven't seen these? They're the who-a's Oh, no Bro, there's so much better. That's where they go that those can't be better They don't go it looks like those look like an accessory that you got it zoomies. They don't actually go inside your ear big They're so good The sound quality is better That go inside and it doesn't go so deep into your your cavity that it destroys your hearing and I have big cavities to be very frank with the course So I'll lose your standing in cavities My ear gashes are fucking massive. It's all losing ear pod So I had I got these guys you've lost air pods in there. Yeah, they just it's just one inside your head It's like when the Chilean miners got stuck So one has to go down and with crampons walk through my ear wax to try and fucking free them

1:02:32Um, but these you can't even get most of the who way is that how you say it? H you Hey, I have w. I you you're familiar with the brand. Yeah, you're not even allowed to buy their like cell phones in the United States Because like the Chinese are like they confirmed themselves that they're listening on it Oh, yeah, I don't care if they just listen to me banging through eagles podcasts and I don't know. I mean, yeah The who way the eagles What bro are terrible What's their record? It should be oh and two what should be mean They don't ask cow bro. They ask how many no pictures on the scorecard Come again, there's no pictures on the scorecard I like it. No, it cares how you made it. Yeah, it's about the number. I like that. I love that actually. I'm starting using that I don't Yeah, what did your fruity asked you all weekend? What your fruity Jason asked you this weekend? No me. You know me. I had shows

1:03:34all weekend I had a show on saturday night at mid at 11 15 was my spot And is that what the show started or that's when you went up? No, the show started at 11 my buddy D rock was hosting Derek Dresher, yeah, and I wanted to get there a little early to chop it up with chop it up with old pop Do some chop. Yeah, yeah, and So I left my apartment around like 10 20 and I ubered Well, that's been nice. That's no time for chop though Well, no, it's plenty of time for shop because my apartment to the stand is like 22 minutes ubering if there's no traffic If it's perfect My uber driver took the Williamsburg bridge Yeah Why Why would we do that? I don't speak Arabic I can't ask him we're stopped on the Williamsburg literally dead stop and he turns back and he goes sorry a lot of traffic I almost strangled him

1:04:36Like well, yeah, because you went the longest route a mat. We may as well have taken the Brooklyn bridge Why would we not go through the tunnel? It's the stand is right there Why didn't you say something before he got on bridge? Because I wasn't paying attention He turns back and he goes we'll be there in 25 minutes after I'd already been in the uber for 15 minutes I think you need to start true. I think you need to start taking the subway more I took the train here today. I take the train every single how long did it take 30 minutes Okay, so was it worth saving the potential five minutes for you at At 10 15 p.m. Yeah, why cuz you're scared no because the trains don't run on time on the weekends So it's like I gotta like be looking at the thing I just wanted to uber get there do my spot go home. You know what's uh, you know It's good though is that Google maps will tell you when the next train is coming Yeah, but it went you but then it has the big thing and it says delayed and it's like oh not coming for 30 minutes and shit Yeah, I don't know if I were you I would have ubered excuse me I would have taken the train in and then as a treat I would have ubered home

1:05:38Yeah, that's what I was thinking as well, but I decided to give myself a treat both ways That's too much tree double treat that's double tree. I wanted both treats Marcus are really us would never do that Marcus are really us would never take two ubers He would take one maybe I'm not mark. Well, you're not a stoic and that shows shows in every part of your being that you're not a stoic God punished you for being overly indulgent. Yeah, exactly wow. I haven't been ubered I have been ubering significantly less significantly less But at night the uber the train is a pain in the ass So I ubered I did not I got there a minute before my spot started And I'm saying no chop no chop at all literally zero chop How'd they take that how did how did pop take that? Yeah, you know pop I mean he's he took it well He's really into MLB the show right now, which I find so funny game. Yeah, okay He's just playing baseball and he's telling me about how he you know some some dude want to tournament For 15,000 dollars and he was like I beat that guy

1:06:42He's like that should have been me And I was like I would love nothing more than for Derek at like 45 years old to start competing and MLB Show tournaments. Do you think there's any thought of Expanding bush to other games. Oh, of course. Is there yeah, it's just too much money Well, what about just one at a time just like attack another market. I would love to I mean though the the white whale is counter strike Obviously, but it's just the entry into that is a lot is the is that the most popular game for this sort of thing That or League of Legends got it So MLB the show isn't No, no, I'm gonna just corner that market we could we that's the thing is we could Corner a smaller market become the very best at it. There's always a market to be to be cornered and to like absorb Dude speaking of bridges the yesterday did you see that there is a guy on the Brooklyn bridge and the police reporter whatever like the Blottershit I was seeing on Twitter was that this guy was

1:07:45Had a gun was suspected to have been shot was ready to jump off but the Police didn't know if he had a bomb or not Whoa, those were the four pieces of information in this like tweet that I saw as I was with my kids at the park next to the Brooklyn bridge I was like are we Is he gonna blow and there is boats in the water like there were boats going up and down police boats that had guns on a All right, what time was this at because I was walking through the park and I saw a bunch of police boats in the water They were police boats in the water yesterday Francis I have to show you these police boats that were driving by in the water. It was fucking shocking Those police boats look rough. What do you mean? Like don't they look kind of old look at this shit Francis Look gone on the front of the boat. Let me see is it like a turret It had a turret another one going by gun on the front of the boat Why would why do they even have that

1:08:46Gone look as a choice as there ever been a situation where the NYPD has had to mount a turret and sort of blasting it on coming boats That's our navy That's crazy Sean all that boats 50% gun. It's so gun heavy I couldn't believe how many boats with how many guns like were they gonna try to like Shoot past the hostage where they're gonna try to shoot him before he blew up his Barber Also, why would he jump if he had a gun and he'd also been shot. I feel like he could probably just lay down I mean, this sounds like I've seen from the town. Yeah, I'll see yeah I would kill to see that that would have been sick. I was looking for most like squinting But I didn't want to rob my boys up Imagine being in the NYPD and all of a sudden you're you're mounted on the front of a boat Gun you're like what that's like the dark night. Yeah, what is all right for this? I'm wondering why you would shoot a man Like I thought I was gonna be just doing like giving people parking tickets and shit let him go

1:09:53Now mounted to the front of a ship like I'm in the navy. It is navy like but even navy like that's like That's like the Somali Navy. Oh, yeah, like I'm lazy was even doing shit like that They're not like raw in the front of a boat like it's a tank. I mean, that's literally what it looks like It looks like it's Somali in pirates. Yeah, that's crazy It was a wild day. I mean, that's some solid action though. I can't hate that Okay, guys, let's talk about draft kings football season is heating up and every week feels bigger with draft Kings Draft King sports app is now available in all 50 states. That means from Texas to California To Florida you name a state Nevada Nevada even Nevada mayor may not have Had a little fun on there at a boy Follow the teams that you love keep up with the biggest games and Experience the excitement of football all week long no matter what game you're watching stay connected with one app One app every sport all 50 states new draft Kings customers sign up with code boy dad spend just five bucks and get

1:10:58150 in rewards within 14 days Includes all markets. That's code boy dad in partnership with draft Kings the crown is yours Gambling problem called 1800 gambler 1800 my reset Connecticut called 888 789 777 777 visit ccpg.org on behalf of boot hill casino in Kansas Fed tax pass through may apply in Illinois 21 and over void in Canada bed with draft King sports book to get bonus bets That expire in seven days or trade with draft Kings predictions to get predictions dollars that expire in one year Avent contract trading involves risk of loss predictions offer void in New York non-withraubal rewards issued as 50 dollars Click to claims every seven days for 14 days terms at decay and g.co slash offer limited time offer Nationwide based on sports book predictions and free to play sports contest availability varies by state today's episode is brought to you by Quo that's q u o the business phone system built so you never miss a call Quo was the number one rated business phone system on g2 trusted by over 90,000 businesses who rely on it To stay reachable and look professional every day all your calls

1:12:01Texts and voice mails live in one place So anyone on your team can pick up a conversation see the full history and respond fast Set it up in minutes on any device keep your existing number and add teammates as you grow no IT no hassle Quo's built in AI agent handles after hours calls answers questions and even books appointments So you never miss a lead even when your team is offline Quo integrates with the tools your team already uses like hub spot zapier clawed and more helping you save time Stay organized and spend less time chasing information between systems Money is on the line always say hello with Quo Try Quo for free plus get 20% off your first six months when you go to Quo.com slash boy dad That's q u o Dot com slash boy dad. I was taking the ferry from Fishers island recently back to Connecticut new London and you pass the nuclear submarine

1:13:03construction Plant Mm-hmm where they built them. Yeah, built like is it back build service all that so we built submarines are they build the submarine power plant? No, no, no, they build nuclear submarines there. What is a nuclear submarine? It's a submarine that has the capability of launching nuclear weapons Really? We have them underwater. We have them all over the place. We have them all over the world. Oh wow We do I think there are fewer in circulation than you'd think I thought that a nuclear weapon had to be dropped No, no, we've found other ways interest from below. Yeah, you're you're thinking of 1945 I am yeah, I mean that's the only time a nuclear weapons have been used Nuclear weapons have come a long way. That is true. They can be They can be delivered Via birds Yeah, we put it in your food and then you like realize that you've just eaten the nuke You fucking explode from the we actually hot bottled the nuke on the way to Vegas by accident

1:14:08Passing around a nuke was I right about that though. That's the only time a nuclear weapons ever been used Yeah, I know they're testing them constant. I mean, you know North Korea is always testing them Imagine being like a shark like a shark that's lived like Oh, yeah, and then they just tested nuke It's insane in your part of the ocean. Have you ever seen the videos of them testing them It's like truly one of the most insane things I've ever seen. Yeah, like the waves that it creates like tsunamis start forming. Yeah, it's crazy Um, so you pass this nuke testing site. Well, yeah, you pass it and they have uh two police boats both of which have that machine gun turret and they're just All day long and I assume through the night too Just patrolling the water in front of the new like henchmen testing site for what for like James They're like one dude to just start through They're going to break their neck Yeah, they're guarding against someone. I don't know either

1:15:10scuppering the subs or Stealing the the plans like I just don't know what they could be. I think we could actually like get rid of those guys I don't think they need to be doing that. I don't think there's a single person in America that would be capable of Figuring out how to even get on to these submarines and then launching nuke's from them There's definitely someone what why are you trying to like true true. Yeah, that would be the most likely Conn is like girlfriend who he worked with yeah, bang in some cook. Yeah, he's like now. I'm gonna go blow up the whole country To get revenge. She'll she'll see I'm gonna launch new corner of house Drop it right on top of her home Maybe it's just maybe it's way easier than we think she lives in a pretty heavily residential neighborhood collateral damage. Yeah, well, she shouldn't thought about that It's just a button. Yeah, it might. Yeah, it might just be really easy to do trigger. Yeah, I bet it's one of those things where two people have to turn keys at exactly the same time

1:16:12It's probably a lever that the kids two straight men have to kiss to make it happen. Yeah Yeah, to Navy seamen have to kiss. But the point is is that you see those two boats going up and down and You're kind of like man. First of all the fuel cost. Yeah, then the man our cost You know, I get it and we need it absolutely with 100% Uh, you just I don't know. My thought was like couldn't they build a guard station? Yeah, so it sounds like we're right there with like a really powerful gun Yeah, it sounds like we're completely on the same page around you're the odd men out You guys are trying to lol America into a sense of security So we like fall asleep on the job and then somebody just marches in and fucking twist the key I just don't think that they could probably even have a guy just sitting on the submarine our defense budget's probably like guard it from the inside We're probably spending a trillion dollars on defense and you're like, but think about how much gas costs these days. I mean it does get cost a lot

1:17:12Going up. Hey, it's going up. Quiver driver in Vegas was like I just saw five dollars and 60 sands. Oh, yeah We're fucked. I'm like, oh, I wouldn't know cuz Tesla Tesla. Yeah, how much is that an electricity? How many volts is that? I don't like kilowatts. How much is that nuclear? You guys have super pumps around here? We should just go to nuclear powered cars. That's what it's pushing towards. Yeah, that would be sick. That would be cool. Maybe we should do a new quique New quique yeah nuclear week And we'll go to like because there's a power plant right by where I grew up three miles to that one Three mile islands wait, what's the one near? Oh power plant near. Yeah, we'll go to three mile island Chernobyl And then that one the place in Japan. Well Chernobyl is gonna be pricey Hiroshima No, not Hiroshima. Oh, that's like you don't even know if you can go there You definitely can and people do and there's Hiroshima. Yeah, dude Still unsafe. No, no Hiroshima is okay people go there. There's like a museum. People live don't people live there You know Hiroshima. Yeah, dude. Yeah, can we look could we get a fact check on that the place you can't go is is where the tsunami

1:18:17Knocked out the nuclear power plant in Japan that places I must be what I'm thinking of Hiroshima you visit and it's just take the bullet train there. I thought it still had like unsafe radiation levels. No, no, no, and you'll learn about this on new quique Yeah, exactly. Yeah, why we need it. Did your parents used to say uh When you were microwaving something to nuke it Mm-hmm. My parents would say that. Oh, yeah, yeah, it's a classic. Yeah, we had a power plant uh in like the town over from us That was like shut down and there was like a They would always show like the blast rate the blast radius if it were to explode and we were in the area of we would just turn to dust Like literally like we were in like the red zone. Oh, yeah, and it was like if this thing goes you guys don't even have time to react You'll just disintegrate which is probably the best way to go. Yeah, see well plimuth I Doesn't say to Luxberry. Oh, there it is the Luxberry or Cape Cod Bay

1:19:18Right across the from the Duxbury Bay You just plimuth were plimuth rock oh, yeah, yeah, that's what the pilgrims that was their first things they set up I've touched the rock. Yeah nuclear power They said let's crash the boat onto the rock and then let's start building a nuclear power plant And it was easy for them to crash the boat and they realized this and they're like well So when else could just crash their boat here. Let's put up some guards. Yeah And ever since then we've had guards with machine guns. I'm gonna go for a swim late at night by that place and see what happens Just a late scuba scuba session. They must have some kind of sonar capability Yeah, I want to know if they got guys under the water You know Like you guys got all these people above ground, but what about me because I'm going right under your boat We never thought of that it is a good question What would happen if you went in and you just kind of kept your arms by your side to make yourself look like a Steel And just just kept We have a very curious little friend down there

1:20:20Okay, do you think I could you think you'd be okay if I did that just to like expose their lack of security No, I think you would do that on I just something bad would happen if I just appeared behind the boat and I would bring guns through Airport security Hello miss something you're welcome People bring guns through airport security after 9-11 to like show how easy it was really they'd turn themselves in That's crazy. That's dumb as fuck. How does that not get? Yeah, I feel like a gun should be the easiest thing to pick up I guess I'm a metal detector. I mean, this is probably before they're like imaging Was at the level that you know the imaging is pretty pretty good. That's good. Yeah, I hate that shit That probably is it's probably just a diversion. That's probably not even where the nukes are No, no, sure. I know a lot of them are up in Montana. Oh, yeah, my buddy who worked at the Air Force base up there said that they saw a lot of You unidentified flying activity up there. Yeah, I think there's a lot by Yosemite as well personally just a hunch

1:21:27UFOs up there too No nuclear weapons. I know, but do you think there's one time I was I went to Yosemite and I was driving and there was also not a nowhere Like a tank drove by in the middle of the woods and then I looked it up and there was some military base like right there and I was like oh, yeah Is that a moose? Oh, no, it's a tank. Yeah, no, that's a tank. It was like a tank with like dudes on the back Like I'm not not kidding. It wasn't an actual tank. It was like one of those big ass. There's a moose with a rifle up ahead It's like one of those big military trucks, but you know how they pile all the dudes into the back Filled with guys and actually that happens in like when there's like a rebellion. Yeah in a third-world country Yeah, that's safe for Kosovo. It was crazy. I mean, I was in the middle of nowhere Those guys arrive in town to cut someone's handoff. Yeah, it was literally like the start of blood diamond. Yeah, just out of nowhere By the way, I told you guys I watched I rewatched American sniper. I'm on a big rewatch Because clearly I can't understand movies at all. So I god help me if I watch a new one. Yeah, so I want to rewatch and

1:22:33tear right now and I watched American sniper again. I had forgotten about the scene Where the bad guy drills the head of a child and they show it I remember that I remember uh like closing my eyes when that happened I think they start bringing out the drills they kill it they kill a child a boy. Yeah, where the drill and drill through his skull America most like graphic things I've ever seen. Is that the one where they at like where are they when that happens Iraq Iraq they're not in like a prison No That's you're thinking of zero dark 30, but they do they do drills in zero dark 30. Oh, no, it's all waterboarding And they mostly made them like Or like lay on top of each other naked. Yeah, and my big A. Yeah, just crazy themselves. Have you guys ever seen the report with Adam driver Yeah, it is a good movie. It's about how all of that stuff like didn't actually work right I need to rewatch that which is so crazy Like they were waterboarding people for so long they probably still are

1:23:34But they were doing it for so long and they were like yeah, we've actually never got one single piece of information doing this it did seem like in zero dark 30 though they did get something They got the name of the the Courier right don't they get the couriers name. I thought they got the wrong name Like I thought that's what it was I thought that's what the problem was was that waterboarding They would if anything they would get fake answer people will say anything under duress to get it to stop. Yeah I think that was proven a lot, but in zero dark 30 it certainly seemed like they got Abu Ahmed from I'm tiredation. Yeah, that'd be funny if they like kept making them get do gays shit They didn't get anything from it, but they're like let's try it again I mean they'd probably I just want to watch that probably happens want to check it out. Yeah, suck his dick for me again Yeah, that must be in zero dark 30 because they're actually at Montana, Moba and zero dark 30 right I I think that The majority of those torture scenes are happening at at a base and are in the Middle East. Oh interesting was my kind of

1:24:42Understanding but again, I don't know shit about what I'm watching. No me neither Because you set up really quick Sean just um where where are the torture scenes happening in zero dark 30 It seemed like it was in the Middle East because she arrives I thought it was Guantana no because the guy left because he like quits He goes back to Washington. Yeah, cuz he's like I can't do this shit anymore Uh secret black site C.I. A black site overseas maybe maybe it is oh wait no no wait I think you are right because then unless this is just two completely different scenes But then there's the scene where they drive the car into the base and blow it up That that happens and that really did happen too. Yeah, yeah, that was uh in the Middle East man that movie is so good It's really good. It's the woman who did um the hurtlocker Catherine Bigelow. Oh my god. Who was married by the way to uh James um

1:25:42Whatever the guy who did fucking Titanic Cameron Cameron Cameron. I don't think they're married anymore Um has she done movies since then since her locker and zero dark 30 I have no clue because she's one of those Automatic directors. I mean heart lockers unbelievably good That's another one. The ending when he goes back. Yeah, it's like oh my god. It's got some beast What else has jaz Catherine Bigelow done as far as movies. She's directed Catherine jiggle though Now we're just on a fact finding mission. It's got a nice though. It is nice house of dynamite point break I like house of dynamite nobody else did but I like did you like point break? I've never seen point so her locker and zero dark 30 are her big ones I would think so have you not seen point break now oh sweetie never even heard of it. Oh honey I'm so sorry she won for her locker both best picture and I think best director Point break is Kiana Reeves and Patrick Swazie as surfers

1:26:45Love that. Yeah, check that out. It's really good. Have you ever seen her locker? Of course. Now you haven't Haven't heard you say hey say a thing about it never Well, I've seen it probably twice or three times But I think it is one of the greatest Movie watching experiences to watch a movie for the second time that you know is good. Yeah, because you're not wondering if it's good But you don't remember enough of those details that you like know exactly what's gonna happen. You just know you'll be satisfied Really Really are you not a rewatch guy? No, not really. I'm more of a I mean, I've obviously rewatched plenty of movies But the first time so how do you know the address from the town if you don't rewatch movies? Photographic memory You don't have to be at least six times the town mm-hmm once or twice No, I've seen it like a hundred times. Yeah, remember when John Hams like asking her how big like a a dollar is or whatever like how many inches a dollar is Oh, yeah Yeah, that's a banger. You miss it Of course I miss it with the oxies the pills

1:27:46Yeah, remember that when he's at the bar Yeah, movie. It's a classic. I mean, it doesn't get much better than that Really doesn't the departed probably Hmm. Would you say the departed is better than the town? Yeah, I would I mean like just the cast alone Yeah, yeah, it's a classic, but it's a tough one town is really really they're really both really good They are both really good. Yeah, no movies have it made about or in Boston since Thank God, there hasn't been any good Boston movies in a minute. Boston's dead fillies up Can I let me ask you guys a question. Please do. How do you guys Handle hunger? Oh Are you able to just be like I'm hungry, but that's okay Yeah, right now Yeah, but you have no choice and you just had a fat smoothie 20 ounce you just had a 20 ounce pliable extra scoop I just had a 20 ounce of strawberry and banana No, I mean, I know it depends on the scenario you can just can you just like live in hunger and sit in hunger

1:28:49That would be Marcus are really and be like I'm gonna I know I'm gonna eat in a couple hours I'm gonna wait till then it depends on how hungry I am I have insane stomach problems So it sometimes I am like I have to eat something yeah, else. I'm gonna project the album it See that's what happens to me is I get nauseous yeah me too when I'm hungry. Yeah And that's where I but that's if I'm like really hungry. That's if like I haven't eaten anything today Maybe some nuts maybe keep an apocot of nuts. Yeah, I'm really not doing. I'm so hungry that like Just start eating all this I think I'm dying. Yeah, you should just start eating. Do like I'm dying because almonds like They fill you up they fill you up real nice and proper Use this have a sip. I've been drinking all Episode yeah, if you chug water to its presses I'm supposed to press the appetite or take up smoking yeah, I'm supposed to smoke cigarettes. Yeah nicotine. Yeah, I'm gonna be fat Yeah, we're a Lucy Going to Charleston this weekend for a wet this wedding and I'm probably gonna pick up a pack of

1:29:53Cheeky-sigs for a wedding really maybe a pen maybe a pen and some cheeky-sigs Just live my best life got to get the yard. I got to get the art It's just gonna be weekend no kids, you know I'm gonna have two days of being able to sleep sleep in as late as I want. Oh, yeah You're probably gonna get buckled. I'm gonna get buckled. I'm gonna embarrass down in Charleston But I might see your boy Craig down there. Yeah, I'm guy in Charleston without a gun I'd like to go to Charleston Why don't you? I don't know. I don't really have much of a reason to Yeah, dude the whole cast of Southern charm was down there. I'm down to rip it this weekend Should we go? We're gonna need suits I there's an Indian lady in Brooklyn that does great suits from what I've turned him around They're not gonna fit you've met my friend that's getting married Have I my friend and she housed his friend. Oh my god I'm just getting married a good old and yeah, why she came to your home

1:30:56And when did she come to my home? Well, man his home dumbass. You don't even have a home. Sorry. You live in a fumigation I mean my roach problem is that's not your home. That's your roach is home. My there's not a single roach in that entire place It is so blind to actually like your walls are gonna crumble one day and they're gonna overtake you like starship troopers Did a deep clean of the bathroom yesterday Drain out. Do you ever feel like someone's watching you Because that's the roaches They're like peering in through the vent now never Biting their time like the toy soldier from toy story Ready to fucking pounce on you now. There really isn't any roaches It's right Harry's lucky that he sleeps through the night because if you ever woke up in the middle of the night in his bedroom in total darkness He would see one thousand pairs of eyes. Yeah, that's what I've always thought I'd like rat it to me when he goes into the freezer the walk in I have been worried that I'm gonna go into the bathroom at night And there's gonna be roaches, but they're just they're just isn't they're just not there And I think I think I found out the reason and I think it's because the my bathroom the wall of it

1:32:01Borders with the wall of the trash room And I think they were coming in through that wall, but when I cocked it up when I filled it up with cock There hasn't been any sense so they have no way because you're too dirty for the roaches For us this is even bad my apartment is a trash readily clean and incredibly well Show show me a picture of his then beautiful space a chance it literally is It's a very great space you have the Himalayas of laundry you guys had we never been to my apartment. There's just no doubt you don't even know what it looks like I've seen some pictures of you know you have never seen a photo. I have now of your TV setup dumbass I've seen photos you sent me the link. Yeah, the link pretty sure you sent me the link to the listing or something the street easy link Oh, you're giving out the street easy link like it was a fucking candy Did you guys uh Did you guys watch any college football? Did you did you see my tweet about that ESPN thing? No, what was it the ESPN plus The commercial break are you getting this at all? They've been doing I've been getting a commercial break on ESPN plus where it's just like stadium sounds

1:33:06You don't get you so you're not getting the same thing as me I'm getting like the on the ESPN HD whenever I watch a game. There's not the commercials. It's just silent view of the stadium Okay, that's what I would hope to get I get this screen instead And it like so I so Saturday night. I'm cooking dinner and flex as I do and I've of course I've already got my 10,000 steps at this point, but I'm couldn't the easy Mac is almost completely boils I'm finishing up my Taco Bowl and We make a Taco bowls. I'm making a Taco Bowl with what? The ingredients for a Taco Bowl rice beef rice Taco bowl lettuce tomato cheese. Oh, okay a little bit of chaloo You got some sort of seasoning in there too. Yeah taco seasoning on the beef nice course Try with a baked sweet potato. Yeah, I hate sweet potatoes and maybe some cottage cheese Cheese some Mike's hot honey and avocado all I need is chaloo I literally think that's all I need forever

1:34:07Like if I could just get a lifetime historically have stomach problems Not from Chaloo Anyway, you're making your slot bowl and I'm watching the LSU all miss game and every time the commercial cuts It goes to this screen and it lets out this insanely loud Washing noise and it's like I literally feel like I'm losing my mind I'm like in the middle of cooking and also you just hear Hmm on repeat. It's just a cycle and then they add in these weird like doors slamming and shit in the background It's like why would that why not just leave it silent just have it be silent This is all commercial break. Oh But what was that? What was that? Oh Someone here hello What's all that wind Ha Finally a nice peaceful

1:35:08That's what it is every single time look at listen to the bank. Oh, what is that? In your dope. Yes, I but you I literally thought it was I'm like looking around like what was that noise? Oh, it's the weird Sounds that they're playing on the commercial break Uh-huh Oh Master Chief oh cool master chief sold nothing remote sound bar bro are you saying that's oh oh lead TV? No, that's not no lead because that looks like the most washed out blues I've ever seen him It's not it looks like you poured a bottle of hypnotic over the front of your screen I should look so bad world looks like after I've had a lot of hip-knop. Yeah, that's not an ola. That's a mini lead That's nothing bro. That's lead paint bro literally watching TV through a fucking picture frame Dude that looks terrible That's simply blowing me through a good one. Why is it so fuzzy? Are you sure there's not a fairly second front of that the TV? You could wear what you see it screen one of those streaks

1:36:11I feel like I have like a cataract or something like that when I'm looking at it What's that glow coming off the bottom of your screen? It's the least sharp imaging. I've ever seen my life from my phone camera Oh, yeah, you're smudge sort of looks like you could step into that TV and see your dead relatives for 10 minutes Yeah, that's the river sticks of televisions Just like quickly transport to wherever they're all the same song sticks. I saw your TV I sent a photo of it. I saw it out. I was I was out getting food and I saw they had my TV would never be that high place I had the place. I was that had those like picture frame TVs. That was a very funny. I mean they looked fucking awful Yeah, well, they my was literally at high there was it it was a like the photo like it was like the art Which by the way the art is like literally just like stock daddy images photos I don't know for sure that those were frame TVs They're not bro. There was a massive mute logo in the top right Is that what you got you're just looking at them Mona Lisa with the volume dial right below her No, I'm pretty sure a frame TV doesn't doesn't do it that way they don't do it that way

1:37:12So we're looking at a not just TVs that happen to be in frame cheap those are cheap knockoff This is knockoff coffee shop. Why would they cheap out? Because they're a coffee shop. I could tell from the shitty fucking gear they had that's not a good coffee shop Yeah, the TVs were touching the ceiling. I've never seen a TV that high. Yeah, it was bad flush against the wall with restaurant You have like a restaurant. It was like a coffee diner type. Yeah, it was sucked in a queen. Don't worry about me I was hoping it was on the road It's like those can't be coffee shops that you selectively go to electively go to in New York. No, it was It's crazy. Well, it's a new shop. You know, you got you got a child in your spots Sounds like buns, bro. I'm more of a fine one. I like and stick with it. No, I like trying to I like that from you. Yeah That's how I'm with fragrance. I feel like it's very easy to tell if a coffee shop's gonna be trash from the outside I feel like from the curb you can so why'd you go to that one? Because I don't know I looked like it would be good

1:38:15Stuttering Stanley over here get it together. I have been on a little bit of a coffee tear lately. Oh, yeah, yeah, but I don't like it I'm not I'm not a big fan of coffee. Well, why are you on the tear then because I like I like the taste of it Okay, but I hate how it makes me feel so great decaf I had a decaf yesterday There you go when I was when we were heading to that 4 p.m. Slate I started getting a little sleepy Why do you have a decaf? Decaf still has caffeine in it dumbass This is insane You could also just has less you could do a half calf. Oh, I'm a brother. You're speaking my language. I am Living breathe the half calf do you have course? Okay, so so what's your drink? I go half calf and then I go and I Oh wait a second, but I'm saying what is your coffee order? This has been the most contradictory three minutes of ever I know I have a half well because energy drinks don't make me feel bad because they have altheanine in them I Wait a second just just tell me what your coffee order is please

1:39:16Ice coffee with half an half That's not what a half calf is I'm aware. I know the difference between half calf and half and half I'm not fucking retarded half and half calf half calf with half and half I know what half calf is half regular half decaf and then I get half and half I Hang on okay, so that's not half calf If you got a d if you got a decaf with whole milk and be doing the same thing a half calf is half caffeinated half decaf Oh, so you're going Half a cup of coffee that's caffeinated half a cup of decaf coffee in your ice coffee and then you're pouring cream in that That I'm not making this at home. I'm sorry I go to a place and I say can I get a let me get a half calf with half an half We get a triple half Like three halves. Yeah, let me get a one and a half yeah Half calf and half in half okay. Well, that's fair. You know what I I would suggest it. I mean

1:40:19Please do if you did espresso drinks like you could get an iced latte. Yeah, no, I can't do espresso but you would get one shot of caffeinated espresso and one shot of decaf espresso I used to order that because I wanted it to taste stronger But I didn't want that much caffeine the espresso is like Like that's my kryptonite What do you mean you could kill me with espresso? Does decaf make you shit the same way that yeah, I think so it does I think so that took a big shit right at right when we were just cruising into half time at the four p.m Yesterday love to hear that It's probably right when I was by the bridge. Yeah, I'm about to need over a lot of ball Wow, Nate came all the way from Maine. Yep How did he get there? It is fun. It's fun. It's fun watching ball with with my bro. It is fun watching ball I had a strong friendship weekend. We were doing toasts. Love that. It was great. Who was the best toast and what was it? I would think I gave a pretty good one honestly

1:41:21Um makes you proud my buddy Dave gave a good one. What Dave say Porto Holy shit Dave was there Dave was there. He's the reason we had a plane. That's sick. Yeah Was Austin there No Dave doesn't trust him anymore damn Damn yeah What was Dave's toast? I mean he was just like commanding our buddy for being getting to a point is job and life where he can Pay for a jet for his like best friends. He's like he was like if if I got as successful as you I don't know that I would be this generous What is a Jack made a laugh though It did and it's and you know, it's funny is that like if I were making that much money I would get us a plane to go somewhere and I just know that Harry would be like no I'll find my own way definitely Do you think that your your buddy would like me to get there? Huh? Do you think you would like me and Harry? Yeah, yeah, yeah, people would like you guys would be generous towards us. Do you know? I'm saying you're rich friend not people like specifically

1:42:22To be more to fight we're asking about the one with the private jet. I don't know that it did you know um So that's now he would have he would hate us. No, no, no, that's what you just said you just said you hate us No, I didn't say that I think he would like you everyone likes Ron That's crazy. This guy sounds like a dick You're the dick This guy sounds like a total ass. You get on the jet and be like this TV's a fucking mini Ola. No, no, lead thing I got I got already got what I needed to get Is that he's a prick married? I'm not gonna. I don't want to talk about him. Okay. I want to respect his face. I just wonder what his wife thinks of married But exploring exploring Easy This is our best friend. Is it being French as close as friend you cannot say that even ingest about him Trying to fuck up the bag that mass Does he want to work together? I got some really accused him of cheating. Whoa, I didn't say that. I did not say that. I don't even know if he's married

1:43:26Oh, I know he's got a lot of money And I need a lot of money. So I got a lot of stuff to buy right now. Oh you do. I got a lot on the shopping list Tell us can you tell us a few things? three pieces Years Trying to convince you you could afford one. I know. Well, they're like I don't even need it for my friends Really? Yeah, I need to buy them all PCs. You're doing this now. Well, I mean when I get the money Is this because of the whole jet thing I just talked about? No, no, no, I've been planning on this You're gonna buy every one of your friends a PC if I get a if I get enough money. Yeah, that's pretty cool Well, they're gonna be dog shit PCs. Why don't we just use this three PC setup we have over here now Because there's not a single PC on this setup. But what even is a PC? Uh a computer desktop computer computer computer All I see is PCs are you know you're looking at screens and what's the different?

1:44:28Uh, I want to buy my boys PC is so we can all play counter strike together That sounds aspirational. Yeah, I have to go Okay, you can only play counter strike on a PC. Yeah, hmm socks. Yeah, we got to get them some Let's get them let's get them PCs buy when we record next tomorrow. Yeah, I think it's gonna be Christmas We'll record next on Christmas It's unrealistic All right, we'll be very PC Christmas Thursday Goodbye You