Happy Halloween! Truth or Lie Challenge. J-Bone throws my tootsie Roll & J-Bone spelling bee fail #54

0:00Welcome to another episode halfway to middle age you look really good. By the way, you look great. We're supposed to do a live unveiling to each other. That sounds like a whole different type of thing. But you know things happen. We look like some ridiculous men, but you know what? I thought you were downstairs. I didn't realize you were in the bathroom. I give what happened. I did happen. But got me the most was not the fact that the surprise was ruined was the fact that the door ran over my big toe and it hurt really bad. That was what really got me. Yeah. Well, you look great. You look fucking pretty good too. I can't lie. That's well put together. Yeah. Well, when you're unoriginal and you go to a Halloween store, you just buy the kit. That's what I did. So. Minus this week. Sorry, halfway to middle age. I'm Uncle vermo in this beautiful curly headed fuck over here is. I'm J boner. There he is. They like to call me dragon.

1:00Anybody ever called you dragon. I know that. I can't what's going on here. I can't believe I ruined it. We had two days of like try to not ruin. One of them being Halloween. I avoided this man at all costs. So he wouldn't see this view. And five minutes before we go to hit record, he walks into the bathroom. I'm in changing, which that's a weird sentence to say about your uncle. So. We've said we're. If you notice, I keep throwing my leg up to cover this gut because I ate way too much candy last night. I don't think we should put an eight on that. I'm going to continue to eat a lot of candy. Speaking of candy, what is your favorite candy? Let's let's reach in here. If I pull something out, you give me a one out of 10 on it. 10 being the highest. There's about four candies in there that's going to get over three. I got something. No, you don't. I don't know what it is either. I promise you. I don't know what it is either. So we're both going to rank it.

2:07But it feels like something I don't like. We're going to pull five out and each one of us is going to put it or both blind rank it. That's five. What about you? This doesn't even hit one. Well, it's blind ranking five. So. Well, I'm not fucking blind. I could see it. You didn't know what was happening. And you don't know what the next one you're going to pull is. That's the whole point. All right. Next one. Let me choose one. So I'm picking a number now. That one. Well, I'm ranking. How we've always done it. Oh, I see what you mean. You don't know what else is coming up. You could feel that. You know you could feel something. I like why we're alternating and I'm just throwing a hand in there. Your finger in the bag right now. One that one at five. One that one at five. Where are you putting it? Five. Okay. Oh, I really messed up here. I really. That's a perpetual five also, but that's going to hit four. Can we hit it? Can we hit tied for five? Hit that off the list. That's a four and a five. I got one that feels like another pile of shit. I'm going to pull this out. Yep.

3:13Can this be a 50? I got a question. When your kids go for a treating. No offense to your children, but do they look when they're. I think that's why these candies are still left in the bag. They ransacked it. Yeah. Now where your kids are typed to like at the end of the night come home and do trades. Not fair ones, but they did do trade. Who's always winning the older that. Yeah. You know, you can always pull a fast one on your young. Quite a while. Actually, to this day, I can still get my 17 year old sister to go get me like a glass of soda, but just like. All you got to do is just say I like I need something to drink now. I'm like the records 12 seconds down and up. I don't know if you could beat that. I could still get my youngest sister with it, but she's getting a little too wise where she's like. Cool. Why don't you try to beat it? Yeah. Why don't you do it? Curly. Oh wait, your turn. I just. Oh yeah, it is. So we have wafers payday and whatever the hell that. Hershey's bar is. I have a feeling this is what's in Hitler's fucking Halloween bad. These are the worst candies I've ever seen in my entire life. This is real bad. Get something good.

4:25Oh, that's getting I'm going to get a one on that because I don't know that I could do any better. There's only one way that this doesn't become one. And I didn't see anyone I grabbed the bag. So this I know what you're looking for a butter finger. No shit. I didn't think about that. Let me reach for a butter finger. This is this is good enough to keep on the board. I know what that candy is. I know what this one was. Who ate that some bitch. Can we talk about that quick? Do your kids do the same thing where they eat all the good candy. And instead of throwing out the wrapper, they decide to throw it back into the Halloween bag to get to get you excited enough to get you. To get you pissed off enough, you know what I mean? That's a tough one. Well, we only have two left. So that's what I'm saying. What if we pull like a butter finger or Reese's or something? A quick kick-cat? I think they ate all the good ones. Well, I'm putting this at three. This is a solid three.

5:26I got one that's up on my list. Give me that. A tootsie roll should not even be on a top 50. I was going to eat that. I did. I saved you. Yeah. I just saved you from despair. I had big plans for that little roll. If anyone truly puts a tootsie roll on their top, even 10. You have never tried a good candy. You might as well just rip the filling out of your mouth now before you were passed. I didn't know she was there. One thing I literally have a wig that I've sweated for the last 24 hours on my head. Oh, is this a wig? I didn't know. Hard to tell. Am I right?

6:28Off of immediate reaction when you did see my after my costume. Who did you say it was? Bob Ross thought I was Bob Ross. I got multiple times last night and by multiple history. It's multiple. But you saved multiple or make it sound like it's more like 20. Three people asked me if I'm Bob Ross. Number one asked me because Bob Ross said, oh, no, I'm from Step Brothers. About 20 minutes later, go back for another drink. Another set of group. Another set of friends. Another friend group. Guy in a duck costume. Full blown duck onesie. Goes, are you Bob Ross? And his friend just smacks him. Probably one of the hardest smacks I've seen someone hit someone in the chest. Just like, where? You idiot. He's from fucking Step Brothers. Guy goes, oh, I never seen it. Was he the guy you told before that there was Step Brothers? No, no, that would be funny. I wish.

7:28I mean, I don't know many people who haven't seen Step Brothers. Besides the one cousin I had who just. No, was it him who said he didn't see Step Brothers? Didn't he just say he didn't see Step Brothers? Now, I have this wig on and that same dip shit you're talking about. Whether he said it or not told me that I look way better in here. Not that hair. Who knows what hair? I haven't had hair in 30 years. I think it would be strange for a while. I'm going to have some at some point. I'm happy for you. And you know what? I'm going to do it sooner rather than later because my son's a little bastard friend told him that I'm the only 40 year old that he knows that wears his hat backwards. Made me feel like kind of a loser. Because I can't really pull anybody else. Because I can't pull a forward tattoo off anymore. Why? Because of the hats I wear? I can't do it. So now it's either a wig. Something. Do these lights produce an excess amount of heat?

8:29It's hot. I am sweating through this wig. It is. It's hard open hair. That is one thing. Last night we go to Billy Joe's. Do a little bit of line dance. That was Billy Bob's. You did say that last night. I thought you were just making a joke. No, it's not Billy Bob's. Nope, Billy Joe's. That'd be cool if it was. Why? It's just an A. Anyway, we go out. We're standing in the colds for probably 50 minutes. Almost an hour. Why do you have to stand outside? Because the line was wrapped around twice. Is there a particular reason? Maybe we were running late. Maybe we ran a few minutes late. You know, what are you going to do? Tarty lives. You know, it's not fun. If we had happened to get there a little early, we might have got it. I mean, you don't want to throw anybody under the bus. If it rhymes a rhymes, what are you going to do? Is she going to be left? Less in the audience's fall. I'm telling this right now. I'll tell you this.

9:31I'm worried about them. They paid two of them paid to get in. I don't even know this? I don't know, actually. He comes here, grabs beers. I have no idea how he got in, but last night I was really happy to have this sweater messed on. Because everyone else around me, they were shivering. I was nearly sweating. I was nearly sweating in the outside. That sounded like someone, not very intelligence. Created that sentence. But uh, But yeah, Halloween, I'm glad it's over. Why? Juiceless. What did I do last night? I don't see any any unfun thing that you did last night. You did. What? Being out in the cold. I don't get candy. Anybody off from me, candy? I think every once in a while. I walked up to the bowls that were out. I saw you eat multiple pieces of candy. I walked up to an unmanned bowl and grabbed a couple of candies, which is probably unethical. I did that, but I nobody off for me won. That's a lie. Candy. That's a lie. I saw your son launch a hundred grand

10:35now for us a whole one. That was my daughter. Well, either way. I didn't catch it either. You give me too much credit. Either way, you got a piece of candy. Can we talk about the genius of the guy that had the candy out and then he had a little yard sale with toys? That's smart. That's smart. That's smart. That's some smart business moves. Who's carrying money cash with them that they don't know they're going to a yard sell? Nobody has cash with them. Do you carry cash? You carry cash? Most times if I have it. But broke the note. I'm interested in this price, but I forgot to ask. I mean, you're also hopped up on the thrill of buying that one car. 1982. That's in 280Z. Happens to be a choice automobile. Perhaps I overlooked a few body issues she had the first time. I was ripped apart. It ain't got a lick of interior. It really had no transmission. Not a not a one-trainy in it, but as they say, the bones were good in it.

11:35They say a house has good bones. Not a car. For 1500, though. I got to tell you I still think it's a deal. Not for me. Yeah, I'm not in. You to be fair when we when we walked back around a half hour later and you walked up, you could have told them you said 500. Oh, when he told me the exact same story. I dream of doing that to people and just messing with them, just telling them the same exact thing, the same exact way to see if they correct me or not. Just to like really mess with somebody. Do you think someone would? I don't think I would. You wouldn't? Probably not. You're going to be like, you're already told me that, if shit. No. Okay. Well, then I'm not going to do it. Don't we know a lot of people who do stuff like that when we're drinking? Yeah. I've told the same stories at least 3,000 times. I'm pretty sure I've told the story within the same five minutes before. I had a deep thought today. If I were to clean a vacuum out today, that would have made me a vacuum cleaner. What is that? Okay. Trying to clean the show up, but you know what I thought is pretty good. That's a surface level. That makes me a vacuum cleaner.

12:39Get it? Yep. That one was not too difficult. How about this one? What does the meanest thing you could do to a person? So it's clearly on your phone. No. I'm looking at this. I'm looking at the candy basket and I'm getting some deep thoughts out of it. What do you say? How about this one and look down? Nope. There's original. Damn it. They couldn't see that, Jason. I wrote these down off the dome. What is the meanest thing you could do to a person? Mr. Harder? Probably walk in on them when you were trying to hide your costume. That's pretty bad. No. The correct answer is you take the light bulb out of the bathroom and leave the plunger in the toilet. What Facebook groups are you on? I don't know. What you're thinking and what you're accusing me of, but I thought of that myself. I don't know what Facebook groups are on, but that plays into what

13:40type of content you like. That is an original thought. Let me see if I got anything else. You do that to yourself. You kind of play surprise with yourself. Here's one not for the faint of art. Oh boy. Karen on Facebook says, men only want one thing and it's filthy and disgusting. So I replied, then you should wash that shit. I was unfriended by Karen. Why do I write these jokes out before show if you're not going to appreciate them? Because I would rather know the Facebook group that that came from to know. Like what kind of things are you liking on Facebook where they're talking about getting a plunger up the button? My friends kids said, you know what six seven means? No more. And I said no. I don't know. My friends kids said, you're so old. And I said, you know what 69 means? And the kids said,

14:46no. And I said, then you're a fucking loser. I was not even funny. Listen, I'm sitting up at night writing these jokes. Okay. I'm doing the best I get. Why is it so fucking hot in here? I'm steaming up my glasses. So I pig running down the road yesterday. This is true. This is true. I need to know more details about it. Because all I got was why is there a big on-sprink down? And that was it. Well, I said, you want to see a picture of it? I sent you the picture. I tried to get a video of it. Well, is it that closer to like Rosendale or on the way? On the new vaults by Benz? Where would that come from? Do you think you could be a farmer? No. Like legitimately be the type who like goes out and you have to sell this cow or sell this pig. Like some attached to it? Yeah, like the death.

15:48Oh, then yes, I could be the farmer. The death part. I'm unattached to anything. I'll sell you right now. You don't even have claim to me. How the fuck would you say that? I don't really care. You're out the door. There's a trafficker waiting for you. You're fucking gone at the checks right. What's the number? 50,000. I feel like you could have said 100 and I've been a little less faithful. 35 probably. That's crazy. That was a quick, you dropped pretty quickly on that. You're not 21 anymore. You're getting old. Not a spring chicken. What do you think you can get for me on the open market? Like 50 bucks? I don't know. This plays into a hole. Would you be attached to a pig? Probably more than a cow, but not enough. Like, you know, I'd rather have a pet cow than a pig. Yeah, no. I feel like a cow is giant. What can you do with a cow? Write it. Isn't that like legitimately a whole section of rodeo that people train their whole life

16:50to do? Hmm, I would do it. I don't, I don't, I think you're, you're underestimating what riding a cow means. I just wanted to just like take me from point A to B. No, I get it, but the whole section of the rodeo is to stay on this bull for at least eight seconds. I don't want to ride a bull just a cow, but aren't they like to say pretty similar? Why don't you think there's aggressive? Is there a difference between like a cow we eat in a cow we like sell? I don't know. We got to get a farmer on here. Would that be a cool interview though? About five, ten minutes. You know what kind of farmer I want to be? I want to be the farmer that supplies the eggs to like McDonald's for their eggs. I'm making a killing. Think about how many fucking chickens you have to have to be like a supplier to a major company. That's a good question. They got to have more than one

17:52though. Got to have more than one. That's what happens if one dries up. No, no breakfast sandwiches today. Do you ever get a breakfast sandwich in McDonald's? Yeah. A McGrittle, man. Oh yeah. Kind of sandwich you like at McDonald's. You're full of shit. Yeah, I think I've legitimately had ones with them before. I decided today that well last couple days that I need to drink more water. So I went out but I know while I will say this I had a little bit of the had a little bit of cold few weeks ago. So I was drinking a lot of water and I now realize why I don't drink as much water. I would have I wouldn't have to get up every five minutes. That's how it's going to get you. The only part is that I got to piss all day long all day. It's never ending. It's as if we were out at the bar drinking. It's like you see a guy with those those huge jugs that are carrying it out. I'm like aren't you just like you have to pull over to piss all day long? Just live in the bathroom.

18:57So I said to Andrew I said I'm trying to drink more water and he said yeah he goes it's probably hard at the beginning like being an alcoholic. What do you mean? Well you know it's kind of tough to stop drinking. It's kind of hard to start drinking water. You know you get over it. You pee a lot. I hardly pee at all anymore. He says that's all I do is drink water. So I don't know if his logic makes sense but according to him the reason we're peeing so much is because our body's not used to it. I don't think that's how it works though. At least 10. He doesn't know what he's talking about. I think it's just like you fill a bladder. Exactly. You know it doesn't even taste good. There's no taste. No that's a valid point. I can't do it unless there's that like meo stuff. Do you ever do that meo? You know it. I love that meo. I got that meo upstairs. What kind of me what kind of flavor meo you run? Lemonade. I was a black cherry guy. Meo if you'd like to reach out and sponsor the show we'd sure love to have you. Who do you think would be a realistic first sponsor? For me? Someone who who fits with our type of persona. I think it's

20:02going to have to be two different sponsors because of the age gap. Like for me blue chue for sure. They look at me and say this guy can't get it up regularly. That's what I scream. And that's fine with my age my my age. I don't think that's what I don't think anyone screams that. You don't think anybody's ever seen me? I've been like I think 0% of the population you look at people look at and their first thought is that dude can't get it out. I've thought about a lot of people. There's one sitting over on the couch right now. That's the weirdest thing I've ever heard out of your mouth. That's your first thought when you see people. Not my first but it runs through my mind. First I think how big is it? Then I think. That's the thing. No I don't think it the first thought but every now and again it has crossed my mind. No but I think blue chue for me I think for you would be Pepsi. Well shoot low. Well shoot low. I do like it. Well shoot low. I was a Pepsi shooting low because it's awful. I'm sorry. Big is soda company.

21:07I'm sorry. If they say I'm like could I have a diet coke? We only have Pepsi. I'll drink water. That's my next answer. I know you're lying. I'll drink it out to dinner and you just go that's fine. I'll drink the Pepsi. I don't want to drink the Pepsi. Pepsi is astronomically better than coke. That's crazy. That's not. That's the craziest thing you've ever said. That's not. It tastes better. I'd like to ask people that. I would like to know how to do a poll. I'd like to know how to do a poll. I think it's time we bring this guy out. I hope she and this actually hit the play button. We're doing all this. I would not be good. So there's a TikTok trend going on. I have after we do it I have a funny story of what I saw. I hope this doesn't mess up my peace. So anyway obviously the TikTok trend they throw a border we pick we pick our item.

22:10Oh I can't see anything. Tell them whether or not. Thanks. Alright what our item is and they have to guess if we're lying or not. It's a game they play on Jimmy Falon for a while but Jimmy Falon. Jimmy Falon. So we're going to throw these on because we couldn't find a divider and hopefully you're going to be able to reach your bag with that on. That's a personal question. Oh that's me. I found my bag. I don't know how to play this game. Blindfold on and you're going to take your item. You either have to tell me the truth of what your item is or you can lie. My objective is to guess correctly whether you're lying or telling the truth. So like if you had a pen if you said I had a pen I would say can you click the pen well blindfolded. Got it. And I have to guess whether you're telling the truth or lying. I don't think I can get it over this throw. I'm ready to go. Who goes first? You got to cover it up or no. I'm still not blindfolded.

23:15I can't see a goddamn thing. Okay hold on. Can I pull it off now or no? You can take your thing out. Not what I meant. That's not really cool to say when you're blindfolded. I could take my thing out. Yeah and I get it. The words weren't chosen correctly. Can someone tell me where the opening is? It's getting worse Jason. You want to be blindfolded. You want me to take it out and you want to know where the opening is. I mean this is really not my kind of game. Just go ahead and decide if you want to lie or tell the truth. I'm going to tell you what I tell you I'm lying. No don't that's the whole point is for me to guess if you're lying or telling the truth. So I'm going to just say what it is. Tell me your item you can either lie or tell the truth. Do you have your you have your thing on because I wouldn't know it. I have mine. You're telling the truth. Yeah. You have the cover on? Yes. Okay I do too. You don't know that

24:18because you're covered up. Are you? Are you? Are we both covered up? Yes or no? I can't see you. I can't see you. Okay that's all I need to know. I can see we can't. Wonderful line from the physical morning. Okay. I am holding a butcher knife. That seems okay. Can you like tap the metal part? I'm like sure. Pardon me believes that but I feel like it also go 15. That's okay let me tap it again. 15. 15. 15. Pardon me kind of believes it. Are you doing a thing where like oh to chefs though if not a butcher's knife like that don't. Are you allowed to ask questions like that? No. Okay. You still have your thing on or not? Yeah now now I'm going to tell you my mind really pressed up against my eyeballs. Bad. Why? I don't know. It's a knife. Oh you're blindfolded. Yeah. Yeah. All right. I'm going to tap mine. You're lying. No. I didn't say.

25:23No it's because I know you and I already know you're getting worked up because you're telling a lie. I don't even need to see it. I'm reading the room fucking blind like a poker player. You're lying to me already. Mine. Why? Mine is a mine's a lie. Mine's an N64 or a Nintendo remote. How are you telling the truth? Yeah well you have to ask questions dude. Tap the buttons. Yep. No you're tricking me because that's a fucking regular remote. You tricked me with a regular remote. Yes why you stumbled over your words. I'm going to ask one more. I'm going to ask more questions to pinpoint this. pinpoint what? Are you still covered up? Yes. I'm just showing you I can't legitimately can't see anything. That's the whole point. Does my hair look good? You have the most. I'm asking the people at home. You have so much ADHD. It's unbelievable dude. That's mean. Even blindfolded that hurts. Why would that change? Okay. Do you have other questions for me? Oh my god. Do you want me to stab myself with that? Well that answer your question.

26:26Pretty soon. Pretty soon I'm on that boat. Can you like take the blade and like go on the table like like rub the blade on the table? I can't tell if you're making noise with your mouths or not. All right. I'm pretty convinced you're not lying but I need one more round after this. You got any more questions? Well I need you to finish this game pretty soon because I'm carrying a butcher knife with my eyes closed with ADHD so there's only a matter of time before I accidentally stab myself in the neck. You just asked the question. What is the next round of questions? I already have told you you're holding a household remote. You lied to me from the beginning. This game is quite shit. And I don't even know that your eyes are uncovered aren't uncovered right now because I'm actually playing the game like a legit game player. So I don't know what's happening right now.

27:27I don't know if anybody's standing around me clowning me or what's going on. I think this is a game. I think I'm being pranked right now. Can you ask the question? Okay. I don't need to ask the question because I already know the answer. All right then tell me. You have a household remote. Locked it in. Yep. You think I'm lying. I think you're lying. All right. I'm locking in your towel in the truth. Okay. Take the blindfold off. Oh you motherfucker. I was telling the truth. God damn it. Holy shit it's bright. No that's a that that's out of the left field that like. That was fun. I enjoyed that. I enjoyed the hell out of that. We should make that a regular part of the show. This game. It's hot. You see my J's? J4's red cement. This has this brings up a question I had the other day. Yep. So

28:29wow I still can't get my bearings. I saw on TikTok. They were talking like a couple of years older than me probably like I don't know they're 25 to 27 ages. They were saying that when they were in elementary school Jordan ones were like if you had those you were cool. Now apparently a bunch of a couple of kids like maybe a little older than Andrew or something said that if you show up in Jordan ones your little loser like you got you have no game or as they say aura you got no aura. No aura. No aura. Have you heard of aura farming? No. So actually I'm pretty sure I heard somebody say that in my house the other day. I'm pretty if I'm correct I think it's like when you purposely try to do something cool to give yourself this aura like you're cool. Like this wig you think or no. I would definitely say that is like whatever the opposite of farming is. But don't we do

29:35everything for the purpose of looking cool? No. You don't think so? We buy new sneakers we get a nice car we get a nice job we do whatever because we think that that's what people and we're going to feel good about ourselves. That might be why certain people do it. You never bought a pair of sneakers thing and it was going to make you look cool. I bought them because I liked the way they look. You were raised right my friend and I was raised wrong because everything I do is for everybody else that's it. Do you go to a store and go like to random people do you think this may be a little cool? No but I do think like wow if I wear these around certain people whether it be you your dad other people that they will go whoa those are cool. And then when they don't and then they don't and then you go fuck I guess they're not cool because these were the people I was really targeting. Oh no what I do is I go I like those shoes and then I wear them and if I get complimented I go thanks. You go thanks. I go thanks man that's it. If I don't get complimented I throw them out.

30:40Well I'm going to start doing this thing where you're going to show me your shoes and I'm going to tell you they look like shit. And then I'm going to go on your trash the next day and I'm going to have a free flow of the nice shoes that I want. That sounds like a good idea. That's a good plan for you. Have you been watching the new Epis the new season of that show with Kristen Bell? We are going to use my phone for the first time this show. Look this up. This actually brings me to a question we were talking about. I showed you that chat power show. How do you feel about it? I'm only two episodes in but I really like it. I feel like I can't decide whether I would think in real life Glenn Powell was too good a shape and too good looking for me to want to be friends of them. Like if I was around him like at a pool party I'd be like fuck dude I feel gross. You know that's how I feel. I wouldn't want to go over and talk to it. But why? I'm not standing next to that. Just put a shirt on it. I got to be the guy with a shirt

31:42on at the pool. There's like so many people with a shirt on at the pool. What if I want to go in? Then go in? Then I got to dig it off. Or you can wear it. I'm saying you can wear it on the water shirt. But by the way I'm sorry. You wore one to you were like 12. I'm pretty sure. I know. I will say if if wearing the body shirt makes you feel comfortable enough to go into the water. You go for it. But I'm just going to say it doesn't change your appearance at all. It actually makes it worse. It's like throwing lipstick on a pig. Like if it's what you got to do if you got to get you got to get if it's what makes you comfortable go for it. But I'm just letting you know that a little piece of it. It's just not doing anything. It's not really changing. I enjoy seeing people and it makes me feel better about myself. Now if you're wearing it because like you're a surfer who's trying to get rid of the rash, then that's useful. I'm using that next time. You're a surfer? Yeah. Not because I'm fat.

32:46I surfed. Where's your board guy? You're going to buy a board just to walk around. Yeah. Like that. I'm shredding ways man. So who are you taking this football game? You taking the chiefs, the KC cleafs as they call them because I have worked. Wait. Have you never heard? No, I've never heard anyone call them the KC. Oh, yeah. It's a thing. Oh, I'm sticking with my guy Josh. You know, they're home, home, home, home underdogs. Okay, I'm still sticking with them. I have a bills card, a Josh Allen helmet and jersey in my office. I have a Josh Allen jersey upstairs. I love the man. I want a roof for the team, but I also need to make smart bets in my life. Kansas City cleafs.

33:47To be fair, I am on the complete opposite route. I was last year, last football season. At this point, I was like six for six, seven for seven, whatever. I was on the streak. I have literally lost every pick we have chosen. Every single pick I've lost. I'm like the Jets. I looked up who I picked for the Super Bowl last year. It was the 49ers, the Jets, the Lions, and the Ravens. That's over for benefit of the doubt. Lions were close close enough clear close. You know, did you happen to see who I we have lost the entire audience? You guys don't worry about that. We can't even keep your girlfriend, your sister and your father in house. You're worrying too much. I'm going to take my wig off. Why am I even here? I don't know. If you take the wig off, I'm also taking the wig off, but I need a wet rag. I need a rag. I need I need to clean up before you guys can see from the road here.

34:50Happy Halloween. Drink more water and I'm an alcoholic. Nope, that's it. It's all I got. I thought last time I looked at that board, it was full. And then you go, what else do I got? It had three points. Because we were rushing around and then I walked in on you in the bathroom. And then I was, that has nothing to do with what we were talking about. But when you said, rushing around, we were talking about this the other day, my brain immediately went to start singing rockin' around the Christmas tree. It is fun. Can you like, for me at least, it's not even like on purpose. If you say a line from a song or a movie, my brain will immediately say, repeat it. Yeah, I got to do it. It's like, it's not on purpose. No, it is awesome to do it, it drives my wife crazy. It drives Emma insane. The other day, you know what I did, that drove my wife insane. Me and Emma, we decided that we were going to sing a medley of songs, but just little

35:54pieces of it. And then tail off on the end of it, like about a minute, like maybe 10, 15 seconds of each song. And then I gathered the troops for the next one. And then we did it for like seriously 15 minutes. And it was just the greatest, greatest. It would go from like nine to five, it would go dialy part and then we'd switch over to some newer stuff, Sabrina Carpenter. And as soon as I didn't know the words anymore, which is pretty quick, I switched on to another song where I actually knew the beginning part of it. So it was really great. The second you didn't know where you're at. Yeah, I was like, yeah, that's it. Oh, I have to look something up just for just for this. Let's know. Oh, Kristen Bell. Hold on. I was looking that up. That's a show I watch. Kristen, you caught up on the chat bars. Do you find Kristen Bell attractive? I don't think there's many people who don't. I agree. You know her husband is. Yeah, Jack Shepherd. He's cool. Can we get him on the show? You think we have a shot? He might be what you want to get to.

36:56Which one of the two? Really? He's too smart. Not that she's not way smarter than me. I basically have the intelligence of this table, but I'm just saying he's way cooler. I, yeah, but he's like, his life was like, yeah, but he's like wicked smart though. I get, you know, I get insecure about that. He's got to stop getting insecure about this. Yeah, I got an insecurity issue here. All right, let's see the name of the show. Nope. The one where she's with the rabbi. Yeah, season two. We nobody wants this boom teamwork. Did we just become best friends? I think we did. I think we did. The grotty and the grotty. This is the first and only time we both had hair on this podcast. Actually, I had a wig on. Yeah, a wig on once. Damn it. We've been so. The first time we both have a piece on that's true. You have an apiece is kind of insulting to me though.

37:57Put I, you know what? Put a bald cap on then relate to me for one time in a show. I wear a bald cap. It just so happens to not be a character who was bald. All right, let me look something up. I'm going to look up a third grade spelling B word because I'm curious if you can get it. I feel like this is directly. It is directly at you because on the basement yard, they were talking about how they do spelling these. Oh, first off saw this today. Congrats to Joe. He proposed to his girlfriend. Really? They're getting. They're engaged now. Congratulations, Joe. Marriages just just want just just wonderful. Good luck with that one. No, they're great spelling B words. And Frankie's married, right? Yeah, he is. He has a couple kids. I saw someone say that he didn't want to be. He never wanted a wife and kids. He wanted to be a husband and a father. Is there a big difference? I don't really think there is any, is there?

39:01I mean, I guess if you like break it down like with like a theoretical type of ideology, maybe. I got to move this up to fifth grade because third's too easy. I don't think I think you're giving me more credit than I deserve. That's what I think is great. That damn, I can't even see it. It's not going to go well. Aquainted. You come on. You couldn't give me an easy one first. It's just easy. I don't know the fucker. It's not. Do you want me to act like we're on the show? Can you get a country of origin? I don't have that. What I do have. Hold on, I got it. I got to be a doctor. You need to be well acquainted with medicine.

40:03I can figure it out. Hold on, give me two seconds. I'm going to give you five words in between. I'm going to have to mix this one right there. No cue? There's a cue, but there's a C before the cue. Open one. How about appreciate? A.P.P. Pre-a-art. A.P.P.R.E. Pre- Chee. Chee-E. Appreciate! shit And this is a guy that's going to be running your fucking financial future right here. I'll I'll calculate numbers like you've never seen before don't ask me to spell a thing

41:05Pre-shit shit We're no longer joking here, right? You're actually trying to figure this out. Oh, okay Down by the river What van There's a van stuck a Delivery van tried to get past the camper Did anyone drive I'm pretty sure the rule is are you 12th? Okay, you could be a delivery driver because sometimes They're not all that intelligent Appreciate APP are I'm having a hard time with the shh cuz see H seems wrong It's the H right This is how you guess I don't like the way you look at me

42:10CI Shit oh I He's trying to sign like we said to me. All right, can you tell me what up what it was? APP are EC I ATE But where did you think we'd appreciate that there would be an oh in that He was going like this. I didn't realize this was eight Oh, he screwed you I thought he said oh, all right campaign I Got a 0 for 3 on that guy show Give me a fucking normal fifth grade work. This is the fifth grade list All right constitution

43:13C-O-N-S-I Might as well finish with this word some pretty sure your dad live here this way. This is a point Fuck you. How about that F-U-C-K-Y-O-U go fuck yourself. He's angry. Yeah, fuck you You want to try disappoint? No, I don't He's angry. He's angry Don't be mad guy. Fuck you. Spelling is literally the only thing in life. I'm decent at so Give me some math problems next time. Oh My god, that was really the best. I enjoyed that. I'm sorry. I hate it every second of that Anyway, how long have you been running on here because it feels like it's about a hundred degrees in here If you told me the furnace was off, I wouldn't believe you Um, it is 527 you've been running for over almost an hour. All right

44:15Well, this episode is Halloween episode has been super spooky. Super scary. It's been spooky It's been hot. It's been all over the place, but if you want to catch us on Amazon music apple podcast iHeartRadio Take talk instagram youtube patreon's coming soon all at halfway to middle aged You can't find us because you're not looking. God damn it. That was good. That was clean. Cleaned it All right guys thanks for joining us. We'll catch you next time And now we walk off offer it I'm like legitimately wet. I'm legitimately wet with sweat