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Happy Birthday Mr Coltrane

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  • Lou Donaldson – Alligator Boogaloo
  • Horace Silver – A Song For My Father
  • John Coltrane – Acknowledgment
  • John Coltrane – Resolution
  • The Weather
  • Coppé – 30rpm
  • Coppé – 23 Seconds
  • Lunatraktors – The Excise Man
  • Adrian Sherwood – The Ignorant Version
  • King Tee – Way Out There
  • CAN – Father Cannot Yell

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Happy Birthday Mr Coltrane

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PIP! PIP! PIP! The striped game in Pyongyang, and you are listening to... High and innocent. And George, from the Kalimershaw. The striped game in Pyongyang, and you are listening to... High and innocent. And you are listening to... High and innocent. And you are listening to... High and innocent. The striped game in Pyongyang, and you are listening to...

High and innocent. And you are listening to... High and innocent. The striped game in Pyongyang, and you are listening to... High and innocent. And you are listening to... High and innocent. And you are listening to...

Here you go, Sluton Watson. Alligate a burglue. This is a... a meatlo nerf.

I'm going to make a little bit of a hole in the middle of the hole. I'm going to make a hole in the middle of the hole. I'm going to make a hole in the middle of the hole. I'm going to make a gap with this hole. I'm going to make a little using a needle.

There you go, oh it's over there, this song for my father. Blue note records. I'll just tell it about in the garden. Oh yeah, yeah. Oh, should we try? Just fake George, fake George has appeared. Just switch cameras. Fake George has got a bell. That fake George on the table there. Eating some leftover food. I just put the bowl dirty bowls out on the table there. And fake George is cleaning them. That's good. Anyway. Sir John Coltrane's birthday today.

Happy birthday. John, John, John. Unfortunately he died 60 years ago. So I don't think there's going to be having a dinner or a do. But I'm blessed him up all the same. Thank you, Mr. Coltrane. Sir, I hope he would not to play him, play some of his music, wouldn't it? Let's go for this classic.

I'm going to play some of his music. I'm going to play some of his music. I'm going to play some of his music. I'm going to play some of his music. I'm going to play some of his music. I'm going to play some of his music.

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I'm going to play some of his music. I'm going to play some of his music. I'm going to play some of his music. I'm going to play some of his music. I'm going to play some of his music. I'm going to play some of his music. I'm going to play some of his music. I'm going to play some of his music. I'm going to play some of his music.

I'm going to play some of his music. I'm going to play some of his music. I'm going to play some of his music. I'm going to play some of his music. I'm going to play some of his music. I'm going to play some of his music. I'm going to play some of his music. I'm going to play some of his music. I'm going to play some of his music.

I'm not going to be able to do it. I'm not going to be able to do it. I'm not going to be able to do it. I'm not going to be able to do it. I'm not going to be able to do it. I'm not going to be able to do it. I'm not going to be able to do it. I'm not going to be able to do it. I'm not going to be able to do it.

I'm not going to be able to do it. I'm not going to be able to do it. I'm not going to be able to do it. I'm not going to be able to do it. I'm not going to be able to do it. I'm not going to be able to do it. I'm not going to be able to do it. I'm not going to be able to do it. I'm not going to be able to do it.

Now we go to George. As we check in on the field with the wound of Fahrenheit. Mr. George, the cat at an intense temperature with his whiskers and his foot very talented cat. Hey, don't judge. George is also deaf, just to see you know. And if you're listening to his on the podcast version, he's a black cat and he's having a little turn around. There you go, sensing the weather in real time, turning the other way, just to make sure. There you go, that's a good. And he's looking out, looking out the window, last minute checks, last checks, triple check.

Where is it, George? See turns around again and settles down. Less than one. There you go, proper, proper checking it out today, George. Well done. So I think it might have been borderline. It could have been borderline warm today because he had to give it quite a lot of thought. As we go through, true truth, low wind and a patchy sky, some bits of blue there you can see. So yeah, the headline, headline is it's less than one. Thank you, George. That was Joe on Cold Train from a classic love supreme. As we continue, let's get changed to comeback. If you're new to the show, if you only just started listening because you've seen posters around town or something that the church the other day, then welcome aboard. It's basically me playing records and it's on the free and open internet.

So this doesn't exist. You won't find it if you're on Facebook or Instagram or Spotify or any of those vampires. But you will find it if you're on the internet, which is where you are now. You've found it. If you found it and you're on RSS, that's like the midi of the internet. So well done. Give yourselves a clap. Let's have some of this. New copy. New copy.

New copy. New copy.

New copy. New copy.

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I'm breathing into your heart I'm breathing in past thoughts And if you're scared Deluxe, deluxe And if you're a little brave And I'm lost And I'm lost So I'm taking it with me Second hand I'm lost Take, take, take, take Take, take, take, take So I'm taking it with me Second hand I'm taking it with me Second hand

I'm taking it with me Second hand I'm taking it with me Second hand I'm taking it with me Second hand I'm taking it with me Second hand There you go, that's copy I think it's pronounced copy actually I think I've been saying copy in the past But Adrian was calling her copy And he knows her and he's much more Up on Japanese stuff more generally

So maybe I was just calling her the wrong thing And he's got a lot of things to do So maybe I was just calling her the wrong thing Before, so apologies If that's case anyway, it's C O P P And then E with a little funny doodar over the top of it So maybe we're both wrong Maybe we're both being pronounced in it wrong That would be that would be Sort of wrong brand I think That's the track I wanted to play So yeah, someone was asking in the chat If there's any sort of plan to how I go about plan records on here And it's not, I'll just pick things as I go along And sometimes I wake up in the mornings We're sort of strong urge to hear a particular track But other than that, it's just making up as I go along really

I can track to this side Okay, so there's a lot of track to this But the way they've laid out the typing on the record itself It's quite hard to get your head around Do a villain that's character to see An exasmin when midsama came All about prudence between you and me For bids me to mention his name Pa, Mike, and he chance to aspire A car, a scar, and his napper he bought With six gallons of brandy or nine Oh, and pray where's the head, can bear more Says the exasmin Let's see your permit Said Mike, take convenient to show you it To the cry, sir, I'm not to be bit for you

Smuggled the stuff and you knows it Oh, don't be so hard, said pa, Mike But the exasmin was deaf to complain Okay, fine, and take it Said Mike, if you're lying For I born it near ready to fame For miles and hot sunshine they trudged Till on the mades guess a dry rack The exasmin, his labors now grudged But he cheerfully carried the keg The custom house in the next town

Was yet some three far longs or more When says Michael, prays at your low down, sir So this hearse my cottage job Says the other Just shut our shunt, quit I thank you friend, no But says Michael, before you do go, sir I'll get you to read my permit Your permit? Why don't show me it before? Well, the cause it came into my knob That in your watching for me on the shore Oh, your worship was after a job Well, I'd need of a quarter-day of sea For the load made my bones for you cry And so, sir, I thank you for me And I wish you a pleasant walk back

To a village that's girded this sea An excisemin when mid-summer came over Credence between you and me For bits made to mention is plain That's quite a fun ending to that Got stuck and then it didn't

Anyway, that's Luna tractors From their album The Missing Star Came out a couple of years ago They, I've got some CDs off them as well But I haven't digitised them yet So I don't actually know what they sound like I've got to find the CD drive and then plug it into the computer And then extract the audio Once a day there's an anti-Christmas songs Anti-you songs Okay, that's Christmas colour

Here we go Here we go Here we go All on the Sunday night Here we go Here we go Here we go Here we go Here we go Here we go

There you go, Adrian Showert from the album Never Trust A Hippie. We are she coming out sometime next year. That's actually daughter Emily singing on that when she was when the album came out 20 2003. So yeah, she was very little then. I can't quite do the maths but probably about seven eight years old I think. Alright, let's go here.

So I'm in the deck just stabbing in my cabin rubbed a magic lamp and I'll pop the Latin like what's happening I said what's up I want my limes to be the dope is I love cadabra, hoax, poucus, you think they could see me he said no not really cuz the bongs in the air plus your way out When you look up in the sky on me oh my eyes so furt is so plain it's a gauze, shim till I come make it and you best beware you will see when you kick it that is way out there My style patterns unique exquisite so come visit exhibit a Fuji, New Z, END stuck it equilibrium on activate after baked the ear and then his eyes sockets upon my pockets I left them in suspense Who's the tribes a who's competition none exist bitch is he blowing kisses others fall like this who's the cat was artificially flavoured my first verse it was the first for instance I'm making people boogie but yeah from long distance causing it to interfere with the hemispheres

I'm just being a little bit more clean, it's a g recipe you get your hook having fifth soft rock when you look up in the sky on me oh my eyes so furt is so plain it's a gauze, shim till I come make it and you best beware you will see when you kick it that is way out there I think they hate us kill us with the pizzos and the papers and the racist I'm coming through your living room boom shotgun lock a boom shake your whole area break it somewhere so wake up if you see cause like a clock I talk I'm taking the liberty to get the worm and I stop slinging chickens but I still be kicking facts black black on black ground while the hickiae jack and me I don't have a dime my skills kill you like a deal with my spirit when it rains and pours he fell from the tear on the third floor the pieces of the puzzle figure it out and start in a round and we'll be digging it out and it's just that simple put the thing up to get temple and now you got a permanent dimple it's keen to teeth and nang

don't get slidey better lock on some doors and ask somebody so you're all chitting grab my hand with all your mic cause I'm gonna show you what that west coast like the flavors unbelievable nutritious delicious when the tea getting loose it gets vicious I don't give you my is a bird is a pain is a guy's she till I come pick it in your best beware you will see when he get that is way out there when you look up in the sky I don't give you my is a bird is a pain is a guy's she till I come pick it in your best beware you will see when he get that is way out

that is way out there and then C.A. records 1993 I think that came out. Oh 95. A bit late than I thought. And let's go here. Had some interesting stories last night actually I was out with, who's actually Doug Wimbich, he's 70 of birthday's day. We all went out from here, but I was sat next to him and skipped. So I was just hearing towels of certain rappers and certain producers.

It's quite interesting. And with you, my discrete time mother, my discrete time fertile, and your father can't tell. The rain direction down is the reminder that they're dancing their food. And you keep hearing them ring, my discrete time mother, my discrete time fertile, and the father, he hasn't gone yet, he hasn't gone yet, he hasn't gone yet. All I've been for God, and in the plastic turns to rotten grapes and smells.

I'm brought to you in the day of the YouTube video. Mother, there in P.A. you can recognize their way to, and the father, he hasn't gone yet, he hasn't gone yet. And I've been for God, and in the plastic turns to rotten grapes. I'm bringing my destiny to this world, but I'm going to get to, one of these guys there waiting for the father,

and he hasn't gone yet, he hasn't gone yet, he hasn't gone yet. All I've been for God, and in the plastic turns to rotten grapes and smells. I'm brought to you in the day of the YouTube video. Mother, there in P.A. you can recognize their way to, and in the plastic turns to rotten grapes and smells. I'm brought to you in the day of the YouTube video. Mother, there in P.A. you can recognize their way to, one of these guys there waiting for the father, and he hasn't gone yet, he hasn't gone yet, he hasn't gone yet. Mother, there in P.A. you can recognize their way to,

one of these guys there waiting for the father, and in the plastic turns to rotten grapes and smells. Mother, there in P.A. you can recognize their way to, two of these guys here waiting for the father,

One of the easiest way for the cause Sex 24 is that

Yeah, go can with a fire, but cannot yell. Right, I better go, go, go work. Yeah, busy couple of days ahead. But yeah, have a great day out there, folks. Hope all goes well. And, yeah, enjoy yourselves.

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