Full Jubal Show from Tuesday September 8th 2026

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3:12Vegas story is going to be viral after guys bachelor party apparently ended up with him coming home to a completely different problem than a hangover. According to the story, the groom disappeared from his group late one night after meeting a woman at a casino bar. And his friends couldn't find him for hours and assumed that he'd gone back to the hotel with her. He eventually showed up the next morning and insisted that nothing happened with the woman. And he was just hanging out and got drunk. Fast forward to the wedding though. And apparently this groom was standing at the altar when he noticed that sitting on the bride side of the church was the woman from Vegas that he disappeared with. Not everything stays in Vegas. It turns out that the woman was the bride's cousin. And she'd flown in for the wedding having never met the groom before had no idea. No idea that it was the dude from Vegas and then when she got there realized that's the guy slept with that Vegas who was on a bachelor party. Oh, and she immediately told her cousin the bride what happened in Vegas that did not stay in Vegas.

4:17And apparently the bridal march happened. No bride. They ran it back tried it again. No bride. And then the third time they played the bridal march. The bride's brother walked down the aisle and immediately punched the dude in the face and started in all out. Brawl needless to say the wedding never happened and now the story is going viral with people sharing their own examples of things that happened. Vegas that definitely did not stay in Vegas. Would you imagine that? That's terrible. Absolute nightmare. But also good for I'm sorry. That good. Good that happened. I mean karma. Yeah. I just get so mad when I hear these stories because why can't I attend a wedding where the drama is this. Yeah. I go to always normal weddings. I want to go to a wedding where cops are called. Yeah. The groom gets punched in the face. By the brother is a cheater. Oh my god. I get questioned by the cops later. The story is making headlines about how a guy hooked up with the girl on his bachelor party in Vegas and then she ended up being the bride's cousin who had no idea that it was him until she showed up for the wedding.

5:21So great. And told the bride and because of that people online are also sharing the things that they thought we're going to stay in Vegas that didn't stay in Vegas. I mean, let's see how he has a tight text in 4106 wanted something that you didn't Vegas follow you home. But one person said that they knew a guy who got somebody pregnant on a Vegas trip. Oh wow. He was in a serious relationship at the time and ended up breaking up with his girlfriend and marrying the woman that he knocked up. Oh wow. So like actually it was just a V. He made the right decision right? Because not only did she have the baby but they have four kids and now I guess everything worked out. Oh. But still though. Not for her. It didn't work out. It didn't stay in Vegas. Didn't stay in Vegas. No. No, it actually cost him way more than probably any of the gambling that he's done in Vegas. Yeah. That's not. I'm trying to think of something that I can't think of anything that has happened in Vegas that has followed me home. I've had great times in Vegas. Me too. I've been feeling like I need one right now. I think we've all been really good at keeping everything there, right?

6:21Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You said that like question mark. I mean, yeah. I haven't brought anything back from Vegas. We're talking about one guy who ended up hooking up with somebody on his bachelor party in Vegas, went home to his wedding. And before and noticed that the girl that he hooked up with was that his wedding. It was actually the bride's cousin. So bad. And no idea who he was until she showed up for the wedding that she flew in for. And people online because that are sharing the things that they did in Vegas that didn't stay in Vegas. Somebody said that the bride, her maid of honor and three bridesmaids went on a four day girl stripped of Vegas. One of the bridesmaids let it slip that the maid of honor and all of the bridemaids hooked up with guys that they met there. The wedding was called off and the maid of honors marriage ended. Oh, she was. Oh, my. I mean, kind of knew the whole thing. Yeah. But also why in Vegas? Like, I don't know. Like this could happen anywhere, but I think it's fine that it's always it's just always.

7:22It's the alcohol. It's in city. I don't think it's even just the alcohol. It's like something in the air. You walk in the casino and you just smell whatever it is that you smell in the air. You start hearing all the chitchaties and you're like, ooh girl, lucky now. I mean, you're just like, okay. It's also the fact that it's in the middle of the desert. And when you get out there, you kind of feel like you're away from everything else and you detach from it. So you don't feel like you're responsible for the things way back home. They're like more than that. It's just unspoken rule. No rules. Vegas. No rules. Don't you want? Hey, you're just too bad. I mean, just you know, maybe just look at their hand. Like if there's a ring, no, like you can take responsibility for yourself. If they didn't wear a ring, then that's on their fault. That's I literally one night met these guys. And it was the crazy. This is in Vegas. This was. I don't know where I was. I don't know where I was. I don't know where I was. I don't know where I was. But I was somewhere else and I met these guys and we were talking to chatting everything. And then another one comes over like a third guy. I was talking to two of them. Who are friends. And third guy just kind of chuckles. And it's because all of them were hiding their rings and their pockets.

8:23They all had their rings. All of them. All of them. And they were all just hiding them in their pockets. And one of them finally pulls it out. And I'm like, excuse you. Were you actually like, were you hiding that? And like, where's your wife? Who's at home? Take care of the kids. And I'm like, absolutely not. Sweet talker. Right. They might be hiding them in their pockets. Yeah, it doesn't really mean anything. They have the ring. It's just in their pockets. Yeah. Nice to meet you. Excuse me real quick. Both hands. That's a good pocket. We're going to wiggle. Pat everybody down before you start talking to him. Somebody texted in a full one of six one and said that she was really drunk in a bar in Vegas and walked up to a guy and asked if he wanted to get married. He replied with sure. And when they sobered up the next morning and realized they were married, they just decided to make a go of it. And apparently they've been together for about a decade now. Oh my gosh. I'm actually worked out. I'm sorry, girl. You guys are getting married in Vegas. I'm going to Vegas. Yeah. She wants to find a guy to get married within one night and end up together for. Oh, okay. I thought you were marrying each other.

9:23The way she said that. Oh, no. She was proposing to you. Three. It's another jubal phone prank. 18 mornings on the 20s. Hello. Hi, this is Sam. Yes, this is Sam. Hi, Sam. My name is Juniper. It's a pleasure to meet you. I'm a big fan of yours. Um, they fan of what? Oh, it's just, I'm sorry. I didn't fully introduce myself. I've sort of star struck. Um, my name is Juniper and I'm calling from Bloodworks Northeast. And I was looking for Sam Donald. I haven't fully introduced myself yet. I'm calling from Bloodworks Northeast. And it's about your recent blood donation, Samuel. Okay. I just need to verify some information because there was a little bit of a, a mishap.

10:25Uh, what kind of mishap? Oh, nothing big. There was just a processing error. So we need to collect another sample from you. And I've got to say, your, your blood had the best viscosity of any, the best men I've ever seen. It's beautiful. Um, thank you. So if anybody ever asks you, you've got wonderful, your vis-the viscosity of your blood is wonderful. Okay. Actually, I couldn't stop. I couldn't stop looking at it. I just had to compliment you on the viscosity of your, yeah, that sounds like incredibly weird. Could you please stop talking about the viscosity of my blood? Like what is going on? I'm so sorry about that. It's just, this job is my passion. And so when I see bloodlets as exquisite as yours, I, I get excited. Okay. Okay.

11:25But what is like, what is the purpose of this phone call? There was a processing error. So we're wondering if we can get another sample from you. Um, no, you're not getting another sample. I'm not giving you any more. I make it as easy as possible. I can meet you right now as a matter of fact. I'm not getting right outside of your office. Listen, you f-, I'm going to call the f-, right now. This is ridiculous. What are you doing? You're going to go to jail, man. Like what are you doing and near my office? I don't- Please don't get worked up. I don't want your blood to- to boil. Not yet, at least. You don't want my blood to boil yet? Well, f-, wait too late. I'm about to call the cops. Okay. Well, then I'll let you know that this is actually jubble from the jubble show doing a phone prank on you and your wife set you up. Oh my god. Are you serious? She said that you gave blood for the first time the other day. I wanted to mess with you.

12:26That was so weird. Wake up every morning with jubble phone pranks. We'd say mornings on the 20s. Give us three minutes and we'll give you everything you need to know for the day. It's time for Nina's What's Trending. If you're one of those people that's really good at pointing out, Ooh, you said a bad word. You may finally have a marketable skill because you could be paid cash money to call people out for swearing. Aw, fun. I will tell you how. Oh, that job coming up in just a second. You'd be really good at it. Glorified snitch. Hey, man. If you were for all the rules, you're going to be snitch on. I'll tell you how you could be that snitch just in just a second. But first, there's an art collector at a contemporary art exhibition that is definitely trending this morning for what they decided to buy. They must took a broken vacuum cleaner that was left behind in the venue for an experimental sculpture. Wow. I thought it was a piece of modern art. This person bid $4,000.

13:26Wow. That's a purchase. A little car. I mean, you know, there's just some people that are ready to be like, you know, like the super art snobs that walk in and they just look around the room. Everything's art. The lonely vacuum. These paintings are so pedestrian. There's some real art. Broken vacuum. It's amazing. There are art snobs, but that guy obviously did not know art from a vacuum cleaner. I don't know. I didn't need to write that money. I like that they charged him for it. Yeah. You should take some of your pieces. You will just start hanging around and hanging them up with places and spending a broken vacuum cleaner. You can call it art. So there is a second bid that has just entered the room to bring the Seattle Super Sonics back to Seattle kind of. They're talking about bringing them to Tulalip. Did we already try that or didn't know what was happening? No, it's still happening. There is two bids now in the area to bring the Seattle Super Sonics back. So the first one is by the people that own climate pledge and part of the

14:30Kraken and that whole group one roof sports and entertainment. Now the second one that just entered the chat is Black Sun Private Equity. They've submitted an 8.1 billion dollar expansion bid to bring them to a new arena and entertainment district on the Tulalip tribal land in Marysville. That's cool. Where is that? It is cool. Marysville is north. So this could present a problem though. Like if you're trying to come from Tacoma to go see the Super Sonics. Very long drive. A very long drive. The plus side is that it's good for families because parking is easy. Some places downtown are a little skeezy. So they like that idea and having all of the entertainment. But they're going to play a climate pledge. And it sounds like it's probably a tribal group that runs the Black Sun entertainment, which I think would be cool. Like a group of Native Americans owned and be 18 basically. For sure. Yeah, would be. Just wish it wasn't so far. Yeah, it's going to be fun to play. I'm on my mind. Do you think people would be willing to drive over? I mean, people already do come over an hour to get to downtown Seattle sometimes,

15:30but like, do you think people would actually go out to Tulalip? I mean, if you're already in the North, I guess it would be easier. But part of me feels like there's more people like the, the higher density of population in Seattle to where like it can out. It can support that. Yeah, like you can kind of like outway. He won't be able to drive over here. You can bet on there's going to be people wanting to like just walk to the climate pledge versus like, they're, I don't know how many people are out there. Well, that's the whole point. They would be parking and they would create an entertainment district. I'm going to crush out there. So then they would kill. Yeah. Yeah, because like the people that live actually like in Seattle, Seattle, most of them don't care about basketball. So people live outside of Seattle that are wanted like, care about all the sports and see all of this. Like, see how X fans are driving up from Tacoma and span away in places like that. Like the real fans, like people in the actual city, they don't really care about that that much. But I feel like the tourists also like a lot of tourists who come here. They want to go to see those things. And I do see a lot more like TikTok or stuff like going to events and doing stuff being like, come on guys, it's not. Be part of the game. The only game in town.

16:30If you're in Mary'sville, everybody in that area is going to go to a, if it was a Sonic's game. Yeah, let's show. But if they make it a destination, you know, that's the plus side. If they make it a destination. I don't know. We'll see. Now we've got two people, two companies, I guess, to groups. I mean, this is the Pacific Northwest. So probably nobody's going to go to the games and those. You will. Come on. I mean, that's what happened the first time. It is time. We're going to be here if that wasn't the problem. And if like people would have gone to the games in the first place, they probably would have never sold the team. What if you throw a big enough fit and you get what you want? Maybe it will be appreciated. But that means people have to go to the games. It's for going to lose the game. It's like, can I have nice things? They might. They might. We'll keep the positives. And lastly, how would you like to count swear words and get some cash? I can. You can if you pay attention to NASCAR. They've got the best promotion. It's called the Swarajar promotion. Every time they every time somebody swears over the driver radio, they put $5 into a prize pool, which is the Swarajar.

17:34So there's 10 final races in the Cup Series Chase. So they just had one. I'm speaking language. I don't know. But so they add $5. And then as of right now over the last race, there were 223 swears. So the balance is currently at 1115. So the grand prize is going to be somebody at the end who gets the closest to how many they think are going to be swearing this entire time. And then everybody gets entered into this cash pot if you won the week. So you're betting on how many times they'll swear. Yeah. Oh, so you're betting. You're not betting. You're just guessing. So you don't have to pay money to guess. It's like guessing how many jelly beans are in a jar. Yeah, you enter. Essentially, you're just entering your thoughts. You don't have to pay the money in that. But for sure, it's car. Okay. As far as putting the money in for first place, Victoria was only interested in when she pictured herself with a no pad going up. That was a cuss word. I can't. You're in trouble. That was a guy. Yeah, you know. Just guessing a number that's boring, right?

18:35We had one. We just have to sit there and listen. We can turn into a drinking game every time you say I take a shot. She's interested now as far as that's out. And like I don't have fun. I'm like, then I got to watch the ask car for one more hours. He's under 23 swear than one race is going to kill you. That's actually not crazy. So that though is what's trending. When I was 14 years old, I was kidnapped and health captive for nine months. I survived. And I've spent my life exploring how other people survive what should have destroyed them. I'm Elizabeth Smart. And these are the survivor files. You just remember this low taunting voice next to my ear saying, shut up. Don't say anything. Every week, I'm with survivors who live through the unthinkable. I knew if he woke up without a doubt he was going to hurt me. I started feeling that there was someone at the end of my bed. And I just started screaming. They are abducted, stalked, controlled, and nearly silenced.

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22:41No way. I have to come to the last bookstore though. Kim Katrol is reading the guitar tabs of yesterday. A panel of Eurovision participants. And we do a little Halloween sometimes. The Pope dress up. Hi, he, he winks on Halloween. It's right up next to the microphone. I hear you get the elbows here. The eyelashes hate each other. You never seen it least so quiet as when the Pope gets up to wink on Halloween. Listen to artists on artists on artists on artists on the I heard radio app Apple podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts. Self-cast September is here, which means it's time to rethink what self-care actually means. Yes, self-care can be a long walk. It can be an everything shower. It can be putting your phone on, do not disturb. But sometimes it's actually about sitting with the uncomfortable stuff. And understanding your patterns, your boundaries. Finally figuring out why you keep doing things that you swore you would never do again. I'm Jenna Speg, the host of the Psychology of your 20s podcast. And each week we unpack the psychology behind the experiences that shape your 20s.

23:42From relationships and friendships to money, anxiety, confidence, attachment. Just becoming more comfortable with who you are. Unlike the quarter life crisis which is depicted as the collapse, the quarter life reinvention is the expansion and growth of something. When we develop the ability to be happy by ourselves, nobody else can take that from you. So this self-care September, don't just take care of yourself. Get to know yourself as well. Listen to the psychology of your 20s on the I Heart Radio app, Apple podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts. Vanessa is on the phone today for to catch a cheater and she's been married to her husband Derek for four years. But now she thinks that he might be messing around. So we'll see if we can help her out. Sorry you're going through it Vanessa, but why do you think Derek might be cheating on you? Because my husband started taking our dog on 90 minute walks. Oh, did you not say that before? Yeah, is that long? I don't know, I barely walk my dog because I don't enjoy it. So when I do walk him it's like five minutes, you know, so I could see 90 minutes being very weird if I did that.

24:44But how about for you? He's never been the dog walking person in our marriage. It's always been me. I used to have to beg him to take Bruno around the block. Okay. Okay. And now he's out for 90 minutes walking your dog. Yeah, not 15, sometimes an hour and a half and like he started like two and a half months ago, he started volunteering. So, is he trying to like work out or is there anything else that's happening on these walks? I mean, I don't know. I first that's what I was thinking. I was like, great. He's going to be fit. He's going to be healthy. This is great. I love this. Then I remembered Bruno wears one of those activity trackers on his collar. Okay. So, and like one night Derek was gone for like 86 minutes, but Bruno only logged 12 minutes of actual activity. Oh, okay. Could the collar just be messed up? Or I mean, maybe, but like, he, whenever he comes back, he always showers immediately.

25:50He'll always be like, he's so, he's so sweaty from the long walk. And I'm thinking, how are you so sweaty if the dog barely moved? Unlike sense, right? Yeah, I'd be asking the same question. And like, yeah, another weird thing is Bruno suddenly loves these walks. The second Derek grabs the leash. He loses his mind. So Derek also keeps insisting on taking him to the groomer himself now, which he never cared about before. There's a woman there named Chelsea, who we mentioned a few times, but when I jokingly called her Bruno's girlfriend, Derek got like a little weird about it. Okay. Okay. That's a little crazier to me because I grew up to dog. Yeah. Okay. Well, we'll see if something is going on when he's taking those very long walks with your dog and your dog's not walking at all. It sounds like right in the middle of the catch a teeter. And if you're just joining us, Vanessa is on the phone. And she thinks that her husband of four years named Derek might be messing around. So we're about to call him and pretend to be from the grocery store that he's a rewards card member at and tell him that he's this month's lucky winner of free flowers delivered from our floor department.

26:58We'll see if he sends those to his wife or to somebody else. But before that, Vanessa, why don't you refresh our memory on why you think Derek might be cheating? Well, we have a dog and Derek was never into walking him. He's been taking him on 90 minute walks lately. And I checked my dog's activity tracker and it only lots of like 10 to 12 minutes each time. So I'm kind of confused what's happening here. All right. Well, here we go. I'm going to call him right now. Hey, this is Corbacol and from rusters. I was looking for our rewards card member named Derek. Uh, yep, that's me. What's going on? Hi, Derek. Please don't hang up. This is not a marketing phone call. I'm actually calling with a big congratulations. And thank you for shopping with us. You're this month's winner. Thank you so much. All right. Let me get a win some groceries or something.

27:59Oh, no, maybe you haven't seen the signs around the store, but every single month we choose one record rewards card member to say thank you very much for being. Such a loyal customer. You've won free flower delivery from our floor department. You've won 36 long similar roses box candy or chocolate and a card to send to anybody that you'd like absolutely free. It's actually a $316 value. Congratulations. Yeah. And it's super simple as well. I can take the information over the phone in just a few minutes. And I will not ask you for any kind of credit card information. There is no purchase necessary and you'll get confirmations on everything. I can call you back if you don't know who you want to send it to right now. Or if you're already ready to go, I can just take down the information right now. And like you said, you get confirmations on everything before we've done just takes a few minutes. No, I know I got a minute. No, we can go ahead and we can do it now. Great. Okay. A first thing I would need would be the first and last name of the person you want to send them to. And then if you want to put anything on a card and then after that, we'll get the address and that's it.

29:00Okay. Send them to Chelsea, C H E L F E A. Chelsea, okay. And you want to include a card with that? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Definitely. Okay. What would you like to say on the card? Let's see. How about how about that Bruno says thanks for always covering for us. I owe you another long walk. What does Bruno have to do with covering for you? Hey, Derek, that's Vanessa, your wife. Vanessa, what are you doing on the call? This is a radio show. It's actually called the Jubal show. Yeah. Hi, I'm Nina. Hi, I'm Victoria. And my name is Jubal and we do a segment called to catch a cheater where if you think you're significant other is messing around, you know, I'm not sure if you're going to see you. They send flowers to and yeah, your wife. Vanessa is on the phone probably wants to know why you're sending flowers to Chelsea.

30:02So I was right about the walks and Chelsea, the groomer, the woman who tells me that Bruno has sensitive skin. Oh, no. I mean, this is crazy. You're like, can I analyze like everywhere I'm going? Is that the minute? This is crazy. Is that why Bruno suddenly loves these walks because he suddenly he's hanging out with your mistress? But I mean, I mean, it's a mistress. Let me come on now. I'm like, what is she? Can you just be honest with me? You owe me at least that much. Okay, listen, Chelsea and I, we started talking more when I brought Bruno in one day and we we've worded, we exchanged numbers and then we eventually got to meeting up. So you are cheating with the person of the dog grooming place?

31:03I'm not cheating though. We're just going on walks and hanging out like can I get a person not have friends like not that you like. I really sound like you guys are just friends. It's fine to have friends, but this is someone that you're lying to me about like this is this is not okay. Why would you hide it for me? Like what's going on between you two? I mean, we're hanging out at the park, you know? I know something's happening. Like I'm not a idiot. Just tell me what's going on. Okay, fine, fine. We meet up. We do it in the park. Whoa, okay. What? I hate how you're saying this so casually as if this is not a big deal. Like this is a huge breach of trust. Like how can I ever trust you again? We're done. I don't expect me to do like, you know, I've got to have like an outlet. You're mad if I watch anything on the computer. Like I've got needs. What? You're saying because she gets mad if you're watching certain content on the computer.

32:06You ended up finding somebody else and that makes it like a real person. Yeah, like that makes no sense. One thing leads to another thing filled up after a while. How does that lead to you doing it in the park? I don't let you watch videos. So then you start doing it in the park. Wow. Yeah, you see you've never understood me. That's what you're going with. What? Wow, I'm so sorry. I mean, this isn't what I was hoping to find out, but thank you guys for helping me figure this out. Yeah, sorry. I'm so sorry. What a mess. Yeah, I mean, these scrimmers definitely going to get a yelp review for me. Good morning. Can I take your order? Can I get a tall try? At a large black coffee. What? Large black coffee. Do you mean a venti? No, I mean a large. He means a venti. Yeah, the biggest one he got.

33:06A venti is large. No, a venti is 20. Danny. Yeah. Large is large. In fact, toll is large and Grande is Spanish for large. A venti is the only one that doesn't mean large. It's also the only one that's Italian. Congratulations. You're stupid in three languages. It's time for America's favorite trivia game, you versus Victoria. Your chance to take on Victoria Ramirez in a game of trivia for Nelly tickets today. And let's meet today's contestant for you versus Victoria Nicole. What's up Nicole? Hello. How are you? What's up? Okay. I love it. Victoria is scared. He's out wide awake and ready to go. Victoria's eyes are also wide open like. Uh oh. I was just like being everything I did not do. And when I maybe should have done in the last few hours. But yeah, that's probably one of us. Yeah, it's one of them. That's not there yet. So, okay, we're going to send Victoria out of the studio. And while she's leaving, Nicole, the game has played like this. You have 30 seconds answers. Many questions as possible.

34:07If you don't know one, just say pass. And Victoria has to be you outright to win. Okay. Okay. I'm good. Here we go. Your time starts now. What are the tiny air sacks inside the lungs called? Oh my gosh. Uh, pal. What Italian dessert consists of layers of coffee soaked lady fingers and marscapawn? Oh, um. Oh my god. I know what it's. How many notes are in a standard major scale? I'm going to have to go to the studio. Okay. 12. Great. All right. Got that in. It's not playing around today. Victoria back into the studio. And while she's getting settled and putting on her headphones. Nicole, what do you do for work? Nicole. I was a homemer. And now I am a state home mom who has a side business.

35:07And I felt half shirt cups and everything. And I was like, oh, what are the hats and shirts and cups say on them? Is there a theme where people can just choose whatever they want? It's kind of all different. I have like mom stuff. That's the fishing hunting and all that kind of fun things. And then if you want to customize, I can customize for you. Cute. Give it a cool. Yeah, I can make you guys merge. All right. Victoria's back in studio with their headphones on. Here we go. 30 seconds. I'm sorry. I know what you heard. Um, um, no, it honestly brings me back to where I go. Look at the day. It was so stupid. Um, why not set? I didn't focus. I don't know. What Italian dessert consists of layers of coffee soaked lady fingers and marsca palm? I'm sorry. What? I'm sorry. I know what you heard. Um, um, um, no, honestly, I'm pretty too much. When I Google the day, it was so stupid. Um, why not set? I didn't focus. I don't know. What Italian dessert consists of layers of coffee soaked lady fingers and marsca palm?

36:08I'm sorry. What? Oh, uh, all I can think of is dry such as this. That's not at all. Like, that's not, that's not, that's just what popped in my head. I don't know. Next. How many notes are in a standard major scale? Ooh, who wrote this? Who? Is it eight? All right. Let's send it over to the scoreboard. What did you do? You did with our scoreboard. What should we send it? Why? Victoria got none. Oh, and the coal got none. Whoa. Zero, zero. That means that you were in a good mood. Oh, yeah, the coal. Let me talk about it. You got Nelly tickets just for playing, too. Thank you so much. I'm so excited. Yeah, let's get the answers now with Nina. The tiny airsacks inside of your lungs are called, I'm going to mispronounce this. I'll be ole. How much you know about you even know that Nina? I didn't. Besides the point. I don't have to know. I don't have to know. I'm not going to be able to. I'm not going to be able to. I'm not going to be able to. I'm not going to be able to. I'm not going to be able to. I'm not going to be able to. I'm not going to be able to. I'm not going to be able to. I'm not going to be able to. I'm not going to be able to. I'm not going to be able to. I'm not going to be able to. I'm not going to be able to. Oh, yeah, whatever. Well, you've got to get the answer it's very easy. Yes, I've got to get the answer to the answer.

37:10Absolutely. How much you know that Nina I didn't. You're so, besides the point. I don't have to know. I don't have to know. I find things and then, I throw them at you. It's amazing. Is it okay? Okay, but it's interesting. I'll be ole. The Italian dessert. The consistent layers of coffee so lady fingers. And marscapawn is tiramisu. Oh, I knew that. conversation when Jubal was teaching Victoria that in studio. I knew it was it was there seven or eight and some reason I thought of eight was like rainbow. No seven. It's a rainbow. Oh, he said, names of seven. Why the rainbow? Well, I don't know. It's like it's a rainbow. But probably the seven in that too. So what's the what's the 18? I don't know if there's seven in a rainbow. I was just saying seven scales. Oh, seven in a scale. I'm sure there's eight colors in the rainbow. I'm pretty convinced that I have kids get to front of you just from listening to this right now. Hey, Nicole, thank you for playing. And thank you, guys. Yeah, we play you versus Victoria. The same time every single weekday morning, remember if you want to play just DM us at the Jubal Show. Gabe is on the phone today for a first date. Follow up and he's getting ghosted by a girl named Nicky.

38:12So in a few minutes, we'll call her and see if she'll tell us why she's ghosting him and maybe get him another date. But first Gabe, how long has it been since you heard from Nicky? Oh, it's been like two weeks. And have you tried to reach out to her? Yeah, I've tried. I don't know why she won't reach out to me. What was your last interaction with her like? Why don't you just tell us about the date and then we'll get to that part. I thought the date went really well. She might have been a little intimidated by my wealth. I did wear my Gucci suit. Oh, okay. Right out the gate. But it didn't have like a logo on it. You know, she would have had to have known that. There was no logo, but I also drive a black T-agon and she did see that. You don't really hear of that being a turn off too often. No, usually that's a turn off. Yeah. Yeah, I guess so, but I don't know. Maybe it maybe I was too much. Well, what parts of the date did you like? Like what about her is making you want to see her again? I mean, I mean, she was beautiful. We had a lot in common. It was a fun date. Wasn't cheap either. I took her out to a nice place. You know, and had good water views and credible food.

39:14Okay. Definitely wasn't cheap. You know, it's been a while since I've actually been interested in pursuing someone. You know, but we laughed a lot. She seemed to have this like nervous energy that I found kind of endearing and attractive. Like nervous to be on a date, you think? I mean, it is kind of nerve-racking honestly though. You're nervous to be on a date. Like nervous to be on a date with me. You know what I mean? So it was more you, not just the fact that she was on a date for the first time with the new person. You know, I mean, I guess I'm a little confident, you know? Yeah. I have a lot of money, so yeah. Well, if you make, yeah, maybe, I mean, maybe if you make that much money, maybe she was nervous. And that's why you think she's ghosting you? Maybe, right? Were you flaunting it, Gabe? No, definitely not. I mean, I was wearing the Gucci food and I had the black Qi wagon. But now, but you weren't just like dropping thousands of dollars on the floor being like, yeah, sorry, drop some change. I mean, you know, when you have money, right?

40:16It's not better to be. Did you all end like the night with the kiss? A hug? Good. Ancik? I mean, yeah, there was a little, uh, a little action. What are we talking action-wise? Like, you don't have to go into great detail. But is it just a kiss? Or did you go back to your place? She definitely installed the back seat of my Qi wagon. Okay. Well, I'm glad she was able to experience the Qi wagon. And did she feel like she wanted to see you and your Qi wagon again? Yeah, she did want to see me again. It would have been great. She gave me a kiss and she was like, I can't wait to do it again. Okay. And so that's why I thought she was going to call me back, right? Yeah, that would give you that idea for sure. But you haven't heard anything from her since. No. Okay. I think I'm getting ghosted. Okay. Well, yeah. Why don't you give everybody another recap of your date, Gabe? Yeah, well, you know, I thought it went really good. I took her to a nice restaurant. I was looking good.

41:17She was looking good. The only thing I can think is maybe she was intimidated by my wealth or how attractive I am. All right. Well, let's see if we can figure it out for you. Here we go. Hello. Hi, may I speak to Nikki, please? Um, who's calling? Hi, Nikki. My name is Du Bo. I host a radio show. It's called the Du Bo Show. Hi, Nikki. I'm Nina. Hi, and I'm Victoria. Hello. Hi. Have you ever listened to the Du Bo Show before? Um, I've heard, I've heard you guys before. Okay. Cool. Will have you ever heard her first date follow up? No, but I should only imagine. Well, you don't even have to imagine because it's becoming a reality for you, Nikki. Surprise. Exciting. So that's where if you go out on a date with someone and then you ghost them, they can email us to get you on the phone and ask why you're ghosting them. So we got an email about you from somebody. I'm kind of flattered.

42:18Do you know who it is? Look at it. I like that. Um, I mean, I have an idea, but I've been on a few dates. Okay. So take a guess and I'll tell you if you're right. Um, I'd probably rock with Gabe. Yeah. Well, guess what, Nikki? You're absolutely right. Gabe email us about you. He tells about your date. He wasn't aware you're ghosting him. I could have an attack with him. He seemed to be like really put together and, you know, successful and, um, you know, most girls I'd say are looking for. But he really reminded me of this teacher I had in high school. Mr. Jeffrey. It's Mr. Jeffrey. That is a geometry teacher and used to have all these like TV jokes and he would tell us the jokes to try to get us to remember what we were learning. Okay. Um, and I really liked him as a teacher like Mr. Jeffrey. He was great, but I would date Mr. Jeffrey.

43:18So he reminds you of your high school teacher, Mr. Jeffrey's. Yeah. Did you make out with your high school teacher? No. I did, you know, like that respectful polite kiss on each cheek kind of thing before we left. Oh, that's it. Yeah, I told you. Like it's like Mr. Jeffrey. So you can look just like Mr. Jeffrey. You think we were a person that could take you to be like, oh, wow. He said you quote unquote, tell the back of his G wagon. My head kind of went somewhere different, but, um, what? The back of his what? Yeah. He made it sound like you guys did a little more than like have a kiss. Goodbye. In his car. Yeah. Um, no. Maybe, you know, this is something that he commissioned. I don't know. At any point where you in the back of his car, I mean, I got into his car. He's proud of his car.

44:21I'm looking at it. I think. Well, okay. Okay. Well, thank you for telling us why you're ghosting. Am I? Appreciate that. Yep. And, um, also, Nikki Gabe is actually on the phone listening and wants to talk to you. Wait, he's really on the phone with us. Yes. I'm really on the phone. Oh, well, hello. Hey. Hi. Kind of one thing why you didn't call me back, you know. This is a little awkward. It's a little, um, maybe on the childish side. Um, I'm sorry. Now, maybe I shouldn't have ghosted you, but like, it's just a lot for me. I had a good time with you. Um, I also had a good time learning geometry in high school, who Mr. Jeffrey. But it was just, it was just too similar for me. It, like, I thought we could be friends and hang out with you, but I couldn't date you.

45:21And by the way, like, why would you go up the impression that anything physical happened in your car? Yeah, it's all right. We'll just call that a fun mistake. No one has to know. What? You just left the whole city now. Oh, well, I guess you later, Mickey. No, no, no, no, no. What, what's seen you later? What could be the idea that I, like, was attracted to you? No, I don't know. Sorry. To everything. It's okay. No one has to know. No one has to know what? No one's got it. It's a D wagon. No, sweetheart. No one has me in the back of your G wagon. Other than you wanted to show me your G wagon. My lips didn't touch him. I, you know that side cheek to cheek. So yeah, that there was a left and the right to that. You know, Dave, like, I'm not, I'm not trying to be

46:22ditch or sexual at all, but like, you're giving off this illusion that something happened in your G wagon, nothing happened. And I don't want to be rude. You're a nice person. We had fun. But I'm not attracted to you to date you. I think what you're doing kind of, right? Yeah, I guess, I guess so. I've been, Mr. Jeffery's must have been a hot guy, huh? He actually wasn't a attractive person, but again, my high school teacher. All right. Well, I guess we'll never see each other again. That's fine with me. Well, hey, hung up, Nikki. I was going to ask if you want another date with him. I mean, like, another day, you guys saw how operated and where he was, like, what? He's got a ton of money, though. So if you need any of that, just ask him about it. Like, he'll tell you all about it. When I was 14 years old, I was kidnapped and health captive for nine months. I survived. And I've spent my life exploring how other people survive what should have destroyed them.

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48:24She likes to control everyone and tell everyone to go to the house. Okay, well control is a harsh word. I would say that's a harsh word. I am more outspoken. Growing up a lot of the times because she was so quiet, I would speak for like the both of us. Now I'm working on like thinking a mom is really nice. Not completely new. Not completely new. And Joey King. You know if your like mom is yelling at your sibling, and even if you're annoyed with your sibling, you just won't let that slide. It's like you only can yell at your sibling. I'm like, you can't do that here. That is not what I want. Talk about her like that. I just want to talk about her. Plus we've been taking your calls, listening to your voice mails and giving advice. Or at least trying to. So if you've got catching up to do now's the perfect time. Listen to Hey Jonas on the I Heart Radio app Apple Podcast, or wherever you get your podcasts. If you're a bookshelf and you're for you page are equally important to your personality, welcome home. This is Pro's Society, the weekly podcast that's part book club, part group chat for thought daughters, pop culture obsessives, and anyone who thinks

49:26pride and prejudice and love island deserve the same level of discourse. I'm Eli Rallo and every week we're connecting the dots between books, the internet, and the conversations everyone can't stop having. I'm going to have to look up this story. Yeah, I'm obsessed. So obsessed. From bestselling authors and your favorite book talk creators to the latest pop culture moments, nothing is off the table. So like if you can hide some real messages inside compelling characters and that is the Trojan horse, whether you're looking for literary deep dives, smart pop culture conversations, or a community of readers who love to think a little too much, you're in the right place. Listen to Pro's Society on the I Heart Radio app, Apple podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. See you between the pages. Hi, this is highly breakman. Angel Jaretana. Jeremy Colhane, Patrick McDonald. And we're the hosts of the artist on artist on artist on artist podcast. The improvised character comedy podcast, we're each week a new panel of artists discuss their craft. Join us for a panel of wellness influencers.

50:28What I try to do is foe journal. I don't know if you guys heard of foe journaling. Yeah, it's reading. It's called reading. So you're so we don't like to use that word anymore. Okay, a panel of New Yorker cartoonists. Have you guys done Terry Gross's Peloton Classic? No, I've been dying too. I'm so sorry. I'm seeing a reading of Sadako in the Thousand Paper Cranes by Audrement Donald at the Wonderland bookstore. 14. That's crazy. I went to the Wonderland bookstore yesterday and I heard Nora Jones do a reading of zero dark 30. No way. Patrick of the last bookstore though, Kim Kertroll is reading the guitar tabs of yesterday. A panel of Eurovision participants. And we do a little Halloween sometimes. Does the pope dress up? He winks on Halloween. It's right up next to the microphone. You get up. I hear you'll get the elbows here. The eyelashes hate each other. You never seen it least so quiet. As when the pope gets up to wink on Halloween. Listen to artists on artists on artists on artists on the I heard radio app Apple podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts.

51:31Self-cast September is here, which means it's time to rethink what self-care actually means. Yes, self-care can be a long walk. It can be in everything shower. It can be putting your phone on do not disturb. But sometimes it's actually about sitting with the uncomfortable stuff. And understanding your patterns, your boundaries. Finally, figuring out why you keep doing things that you swore you would never do again. I'm Gemma Speg, the host of the psychology of your 20s podcast. And each week we unpack the psychology behind the experiences that shape your 20s. From relationships and friendships to money, anxiety, confidence, attachment. Just becoming more comfortable with who you are. Unlike the quarter-life crisis which is depicted as the collapse, the quarter-life reinvention is the expansion and the course of something. When we develop the ability to be happy by ourselves, nobody else can take that from you. So this self-cast September, don't just take care of yourself. Get to know yourself as well. Listen to the psychology of your 20s on the I Heart Radio app, Apple podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts.

52:32In case you thought you were the only one annoyed by social media influencers. So is the entire international tennis community. If you haven't seen the news, the US Open actually allowed 100 content creators this year from up up from 54 in 2025. And they gave them credentials so they had like basically press passes and everything else. But influencer behavior has become such a controversy that Wimbledon is now saying it won't offer any dedicated influencer content. Got unenridered accreditation in 2027. Because of the things that influencers were doing at the US Open, here are some of the things that happened. They actually interrupted tennis matches. During Naomi Osaka's match against Anastasia Zyrakova, people in a suite were shooting content during the play. And there was enough noise and distraction that the chair empire had to actually stop the match to address the people in the suite. To say be quiet.

53:33Yeah. So one of those like oldest games ever, like you just know it's for like, you know, little little class. Right, like golf golf is one of those sports. Yeah, there's certain times for certain things. Yeah. And they're not actually paying attention to the action on the court at all. They're just in their sweet filming content and like laughing about it. But I don't know how hilarious the crazy they are. Look at this, look at the one I'm not the post. But that's what they're there for though. Like in their defense, just a little bit like while I think it's a saryacle and they definitely made a mess. You know what influencers are supposed to do. They're supposed to create content. However they see fit. And that's what you ask them to do. And you give them like all those rights. Yes. Otherwise, wouldn't they have gotten like rules? No, but I feel like they could have read the room. If no one else is cheering in this big and this big arena, like whenever you call like where they're all at, but like, if no one else is cheering, yeah, thanks. Sorry, stadium. Why would you cheer? Like if you know what else is being like, oh my gosh, guys, this is us going to the tenant. Like why would you screen that out while someone's literally about to hit the ball like they need some time?

54:34You'll get all the attention. Yeah. Right. It's a way. And their influencers are going to live off of. Exactly. Exactly. It's like, do the US Open gave 100 influencers, social media influencers, press credentials to the US Open and now Wimbleton is says it's going to ban them next year in 2027 because they were also bringing ring lights and bright lights during the play. When people are trying to be playing tennis, you know, you don't want to get like a light right in your eye or you're about to hit a ball. It's coming 100 miles an hour at you. One of the most mock parts of the story is people were apparently trying to get the perfect social media lighting while professional tennis was happening directly below them. The tournament had to put up additional messaging, telling spectators not to use disruptive lighting or flash photography. Like, well, not even there. But you imagine if you're one of those tennis players and you actually miss it because of the light or some kind of glare in your face. I would unfollow that person so. Oh, god. And you've been training your entire life for this moment and it gets ruined by an influencer who had to have their lighting correct understands.

55:37You're getting canceled. But that did happen. It's like, that's why I think like they're so mad. And I saw one video of it. It's like a girl. The whole match was going on and she has her back towards the court. I've been watching it. No, and she's like, no, I don't have that picture. Another one. No, I need different. And it's like not even it wasn't even in her suite. It was just in the crowd. It's like, girl, bring the room to now. Like watch. We're cooks. We're cooks. Have one of the players said that she was, she heard people filming TikToks and using flashes and making noise during her playing it. Like maybe they basically ruined her game. Right. She said to bring a new audience to tennis is great. But they need to understand tennis etiquette. Yeah. Well, I understand all of that. I really think though it's the brand's fault. Like it's the brand's fault for who they invited not to give them all of the rules ahead of time because influencers were defending themselves after all of this being like, we've never been to a tennis match before. Right. Nobody told us how to act. I mean, I don't know how to act anywhere. Yeah. Yeah. And you don't have a problem for every thing. Like they go.

56:37It needs to be in their contract. Yeah. We're going to get paid this much if we're quiet while sitting in the stands and not using ringlines. And here's a list of the things that you cannot do. Yeah. Read the room. It's one of them. Yeah. I'm sorry because that's like where you really get me. I mean, you need rules to allow. I think influencers, the problem is that they're never in a room with other people. They're always in a room with themselves and their equipment. And they have no awareness. And that's what people are with them that shoot their content. I think everything they do is amazing. Yeah. Okay. We're talking about the US Open allowed 100 social media influencers, press credentials to the US Open. And now Wimbledon says, no, no more influencers because they caused havoc because of all of the loud noises they were making during play, also the photography and the lights and everything like that. And two influencers actually had their credentials revoked. Meg Redis and Audrey Joggins posted their US Open credentials online. But the US tennis association says they weren't officially credentialed as influencers at the time.

57:39What? Yeah, they properly submitted as vendors. So their access was revoked after they posted it. Like, oh my god, look, we're going to the US Open and you know someone's like, you're not a vendor and they took their presses away. But that makes sense. I mean, you're not credentialed correctly. It happens a lot. You see people get press passes that don't have, they're not pressed. They've got like a blog with five followers and they don't get checked. And then they call it press. Yeah, that's kind of smart though. I'm like, oh, that's on the security. Yeah, where there's a, well, there's a way people will find out. You got to check everything. Crazy. And you know the type influencers that they're they invited to the tennis stuff are the most annoying ones. Right. Because tennis is like a rich sport. And so it's all the ones that want to act rich. We didn't get paid to go to Wimbledon because we're influencers. We bought our own way in with this sweet and private jet. And they're not even getting on a private jet. No, but they have those, what are they called? They have those studios where you can act like you're in a private jet. Like literally it'll be like, it's jet.

58:40You can just go and take pictures on it and then but you have to lead after it. Like you don't get to stay in it. You have to leave. I am so nauseous that that even exists. It's so sad, but it doesn't. Yeah. But because of all of the havoc that influencers cause at the US open, Wimbledon says that influencers can buy tickets. Which they won't be able to act. But they won't be getting any press credentials. Give us three minutes and we'll give you everything you need to know for the day. It's time for Nina's what's trending. Oh, it seems like a quick Google search before a date just isn't enough anymore. People are getting scammed left and right and there is a new way to make sure that your date is not scamming you other than the fact that they tell you that they're Brad Pitt and they're obviously not. But when it's less obvious, I'll tell you how to keep yourself protected in these streets coming up in just a second. But first, everybody is mad at Beyoncé. Like how can you be mad at Beyoncé? For two reasons. One for a song that's on her deluxe edition of her birthday album and two because of her merch.

59:41So let's start with the song. So on her album, her deluxe edition of B-Day, she just celebrated the 20th anniversary on her actual 45th birthday. And on the album, there's a surprise collaboration track entitled Euree and Plus Oblay. Anyway, it's a like it's a mashup of her song. You're like, I know. I know. Girl, whatever we should have you say. Yeah, I'm like, I'm gonna say it then. I don't know what's on is it? It's irreplaceable in Spanish. I think that's all you need to say. Yeah, you do. Okay. Okay. Thank you, Paul. You're irreplaceable in Spanish. Thank you. So it's irreplaceable in Spanish and it's a mashup of that and Salinas, Coma La Flora. And so now people are upset. And this is what the song sounds like. Why does that sound like a item? It does. Does it? Yeah, everything does to me now, though. No, it does.

1:00:41It's fiance. I don't know. It sounds like a weird kids' pop version of it. Kinda. The way it's produced. Yeah. The way it's produced doesn't sound like Salinas. The way it's produced doesn't sound like Salinas. In the back, it's Salinas. So it's Salinas. And at the end of the song, there's like a whole verse of Salinas. I was gonna say that none of her lyrics are in there. She's just kind of putting it over. She's not. It's not the last verse of the year at the end of it. Yeah, because it's a mashup. But it is Salinas actual voice that's on the song. But people are getting really upset about it. They feel like the people that are protective over Salinas legacy feel like that Beyoncé is trying to capitalize on that. But I think that Beyoncé is just a fan. And I don't know that she's trying to be disrespectful. So but but people are very heated on both sides. And yeah, you're being sorry now. You're not a bear. Why are they upset? Because well, I feel like it's because she's monetizing Salinas. They think she's trying to just like get a cash grab out of someone who's like very. Well, yes, Beyoncé. She went to country to do the same thing. I mean, every thing she does is monetize to get money.

1:01:45Yeah, she's very good at making money. She is very good at making money. But she's also from Texas. She also grew up with country music. So that wasn't weird. Even though people got mad at it. It's not weird to try to honor or somebody that you've looked up to as an artist. She's solicited Salinas Alina on the radio and she was growing up. And she has cited her more than once as being somebody that has influenced her. And so, I mean, the song isn't the best way to honor her. It's not the greatest mashup of ever in my life. You know, I mean, honestly. So maybe that alone is a reason to be mad. But I think that the intention, I mean, and I love Beyoncé. But I just don't think the intention is to be disrespectful. You can have your feels and protect your artists. Like, I get that. I mean, Salinas version of that song is way better than that one. But still. Yeah. Yeah. People like to give me that be mad. Well, they do. But someone who's no longer with us. And so like leave her legacy in her. But also, we love to honor people.

1:02:46100%. How people came out and started covering Dolly Parton left in a while after she passed. And so it's like, I don't think people are trying to be disrespectful by doing their spin on what they believe is. Especially since she obviously cleared it through the family and through all those routes. That obviously happened if it's Beyoncé. So she went through the routes to make sure that the right people were getting the credit for the song. I will say no connection. But the family itself is having like, they're all fighting with like two, like sides are all gliding. So that also could have been she could have gone through one side. She's like, not happy with other side. I mean, maybe, but she has support from the estate that owns Salinas. Right. But do you think there's a difference between like if someone did a like doing a cover of like Dolly Parton song versus mashing up Dolly Parton song with any other song? Like it's been done. But now that she's passed, like she can't actually give approval on it. So I'm hearing it's like, I think it happens all the time. Yeah, it does happen all the time. And that's why the the the states exist in the court system exists.

1:03:46I mean, people remake songs with different beats all the time. I think music is a universal language that speaks forever. Yeah. And so I know DMX songs and hip hop that are still coming out right now that have never been heard. Or the nipsy hustle album that just came out of the whole album. And it was a bunch of stuff that nobody had ever heard of. And that's weird because he did a mashup of Selena too. He better praise him. More fire. I think it sounded bad. Well, the madness continues with Beyonce because speaking of cash grabs, she also dropped a collection of merch to celebrate her 20th anniversary. She's got a donk bundle that goes for $395. She's got the freaking bundle that goes for $350. So I mean, really it's like perfume and address and like a cosmetic bag. But the thing that's really upsetting people is that she's also got a final collection solid pine wood box that's going for $1,000.

1:04:46Well, if it sells, then why is that upset people? Right. She's selling it. Someone buys it. Okay. I guess they're just upset because they're like, girl, you're losing touch. Like we don't have that kind of money. And somebody does. I think that's not what you will buy it. Buy what you can't afford and then the other people they're going to, or you know, Neiman Marcus or whatever, they can buy those things. Yeah. I don't know. Well, yeah, it is. But that's my point. There's an audience that goes there to shop. Oh, God. That audience can get the expense of Beyonce. I thought you were telling like that's the opposite of, and I'm like, I think they look okay. We did say it earlier though, producer freeze. People just want to reason to be mad today. They're mad at Beyonce. Something that's always mad at Beyonce. Every day. It's not what would Beyonce do. It's what did Beyonce do? What did she do? Yeah. Nobody makes me more angry than Beyonce every day. I love Beyonce. I'm sorry. You know, it's like here every day. Every day I wake up Sasha Pist. Father's me.

1:05:48What did Beyonce do to date a ruin my day? Gross. Meanwhile, I listened to her on the way to work to get hyped up. You do you. Something on a much lighter note is the Girl Scouts are dropping to new cookies for the 2027 year. They've got a bark cookie that's just for your little puppies. They're called patch pals. And then there's also another one that is anti-allergen. So there's no nuts. There's no flour. There's none of that stuff to make sure that people are safe. I've never got a cool. I pop off to all the kids who can now have a Girl Scouts cookie. Was it? Yeah. They're called sparklable. I mean, I guess there's that way to look at it too. It's adorable actually. And lastly, there's a new dating safety site to keep you safe from all the scammers called stud or dud. It is offering free background checks to help singles spot the potential red flags before a first date. If you didn't see all of them before, you got there. It's called people finders. So if you feel like you need somebody extra watching your back

1:06:51and the red color isn't clear to you, or you got those glasses where you're a little color blind, it's cool. People finders this year for you. So stay safe in the streets. And that is what's trending. Look guys, I'm sorry real quick. I just think we need to go back to like having these red flags. Like we need to experience these red flags a little bit more. I think my generation, we need to experience that like, oh no, that would be get a sense of like street smarts a little bit back and forth. I think there's a difference between experience of red flag and being dumb. Like, you know, I think she just called you dumb. I didn't call you dumb. I just think that there's a difference. I think that's what just happened. I just didn't experience a little bit more of it just because obviously it hasn't been working for us yet. Oh, you go out there. If we just experience these, maybe we'll learn from our own experiences. Go play that game and capture the red flag. That's all I'm saying. See how she's encouraging you and you're buying it? She thinks you're dumb. Jubles, dirty little secret. Hello. Hey there. Hey, you have a dirty little secret.

1:07:52I do. So one time I went out on a date with a girl and made her wear a update together. It was going pretty well and I got a few weeks to bath at him and my buddy found out who I went on a date with and he texted me. He said, bro, he's like, you need to leave that date. I was like, why? I was like, she's got a comedian and she's got like an STD in here. But he's got a dude bad news. How's your buddy find out about that? Yeah. I know. No, I don't want to worry. Question too much on the decisions of what he does. So I just kind of took his thing and I came back and said, hey, what was that guy like an emergency? I need to chat out. I get like a family of words. I made up something and I just left and then just left her hanging. What if your buddy made that whole thing up? Good what? I have no idea if he made it up or not. She had a ask him to find out. I listen to you all every morning. So thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. All right. Have a good one. Thank you for telling us you did a little secret. All right, bye. Bye. What's your dirty little secret?

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