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Friday, July 31st 2026 Dave and Chuck the Freak Full Show

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TIME TOPIC

0:00 Podcast intro with Dave & Chuck "The Freak"

0:01   - - - AD MARKER - - -

0:01 Grocery store started selling cocktail ice cubes

0:14 Retro SUVs are making a comeback

0:21 The magic button you would add to your car if you could

0:30   NEWS

0:30   DARK SIDED

0:30 Man was killed after his car hit a portable toilet in a freak accident

0:36 Dangerous waves plague the coast

0:38 Woman rescued from raging rapids

0:40 Small boat exploded while fueling

0:41 House explosion rocks a neighborhood

0:43 Hackers infiltrating the water supply

0:45 Robo-taxi driving the wrong way down the road

0:48 Guy was in his car when it got struck by lightning

0:53 3-year-old snuck out of his house

0:58   - - - AD MARKER - - -

0:58 EMAIL: He claims he can put his own penis inside of himself

1:10 EMAIL: Dogs break into his pool to go swimming

1:12   CELEBRITY DIRT

1:12 Shohei Ohtani Holy Grail card sold

1:15 More details about Tony Romo's drunk driving arrest

1:18 WGN news facing backlash for putting fake graphic up on the air

1:20 New news on the Nancy Guthrie abduction

1:25 Donna Mills is joining OnlyFans at the age of 85

1:31 New Spider-Man movie opening this weekend, getting good reviews

1:33   - - - AD MARKER - - -

1:33   IDIOT CRIMINAL OF THE DAY

1:33 Guy readily admitted to being the burglar in a video that the police showed to him

1:37 Doctor was caught recording his colleagues in the bathroom for years

1:45 Guy exposed himself at a fast food restaurant

1:48 School bus driver admitted to having sex on the bus

1:52 Perv exposed himself at a church and then pooped on the property

1:54 Woman licked and bit her husband's toes to try to wake him from a coma

2:06 Guy tried to smuggle cocaine under his toupee

2:08 First grader was suspended for chewing his sandwich into the shape of a gun

2:12 Dog got himself trapped in a sewer drain

2:16   FAST FOOD FREAKOUT

2:16 Customer threw drink at drive-thru worker for getting his order wrong

2:23   - - - AD MARKER - - -

2:23   ASK DAVE & CHUCK THE FREAK

2:23 EMAIL: She thinks she may be becoming a cuck

2:34 EMAIL: How does he get his ex to stop sharing his dong pics

2:42 EMAIL: Nasty greasy co-worker didn't wash hands after pooping

2:45 EMAIL: He is housesitting for family, noticed some nanny cams

2:51   - - - AD MARKER - - -

2:51   NEWS

2:51   DOUCHEBAG OF THE DAY

2:51 A blackout-drunk cruise passenger punched a couple of kids for playing tag

2:54 Fisherman was ejected from his boat during a tournament

2:58 Teens rescued a family after a boating accident

3:02   - - - AD MARKER - - -

3:12 Boss would hit the worst performing sales person in the face with a cream pie

3:16 Retailers offering silent shopping hours

3:19 The latest Bigfoot sighting

3:23   - - - AD MARKER - - -

3:23 WHAT'S UP WITH THE ASIANS?

3:23 The badass thing a 71-year-old grandma just did

  END OF SHOW

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