Frank Gets Arty

0:00It's Frank's gonna podcast don't you know Whoa blackberry bambolem whoa blackberry bambolem blackberry had a child the damn thing drank mild this is Frank off the radio I'm joined by Emily Dean and Brennan Reese is with us today uh follow them what do you mean who find out soon enough follow the podcast on excel Instagram you laughed it's alright I did cry the time I go with that one you can email the podcast via Frank off the radio at avalanuk.com on the WhatsApp front and relax welcome Brennan it's a lot in it to start with it's a lot to start but no it no it

1:01it starts to meander it's like struggling to get the top off a jar of picca lily but once you're in it's quite it's quite gooey yeah the podcast works very much like that I kind of say I've only ever met Brennan twice before we Brennan did um crowd work oh was that the show you did in Edinburgh in Edinburgh yes it was great fun it was good yeah it's an improvised show we do and I'm assuming he was good he was good as he wouldn't be in now you know what I'm saying well never stop me I feel the only reason I thought he might not call me when I thanked him at the end of the second show I got his name wrong you didn't that's unlike you what did you say Brendan did you get all your finley Reese or something like that I mean I've been called worse so I'll take a finley Reese I know but finley and Brennan they're not two names that keep banging up against each other in the memory I think it's finley's an unusual one I don't I don't I don't know where did you apologize absolutely not just you know I'm not a politician oh you can do it now if you want

2:03for everyone to hear a moment's call not for me if it makes you feel any better I did introduce Joe Wilkinson as Jack Whitehall that's a different gig isn't it was just the initials in my mind and it didn't it could have been Johnny Wilkinson it was there's any if you remember in the the rugby playery plants and one of Wilcoop yeah the golden photos some of it he was called yeah what was that what they're called his penis we've been doing this for a few minutes I know do you know what I keep a nice clean outside do Brennan I know that I know that I went to I went to an exhibition that's not what about that fancy lovely guy you would gallery how was it and what was it was it was by an artist called Anish Kapua I've heard of Anish Kapua into art race hi I called him why did you call him really Brennan I'm really struggling with what's wrong with you

3:07there was a man you know I took from all the call Shady Brennan and that's what if I was you that's what I'd call your house okay you can call me that okay you can call me on I'm I can I just say Frank likes to give nicknames to people so I'll produce a he call Sandy even their names Emily right and but two Emily's is too confusing oh godness say come on can I suggest one for me let's keep running in Bren I'd say the golden foot okay so that's an image for everyone okay I'm happy with that yeah I just I'm probably showing my age now I should have gone metric I often think about that day when that because that must have changed on a day yeah so I was there that was mad that was mad because I was there did they make an announcement then they said it was something like February 1970 something and I said like you know you go out today and you're gonna spend pound chillin some pens when you go out tomorrow it's all gonna be one new pee as they

4:11call it but you were still allowed to spend but it was like you know people thought planes would drop out the sky like the moon whatever happened any major change people think the planes are gonna drop out the sky like why 2k yeah exactly yeah all of it so anyway Brexit they thought planes were gonna drop out the sky yeah you were about oh yes you were asking Brennan if he was familiar with Amish as well well he doesn't like art with established that's all right I do have seen gifts and memes okay I know all the art okay so I'd I don't know if you are familiar with the work of Kapoor but he one of his things is he uses the blackest paint in the cosmos what yeah there's somebody developed this black paint and he I don't know he did this but he got a sort of exclusive on it and when you look at it it is the blackest thing you've ever seen does it it

5:15it doesn't reflect light at all it's it is like looking and you imagine it into the most intense pigment possible well I don't know how they did it but man it's it just says you're thinking oh no I know what it's basically dark black I can handle that but it's more than that really you find yourself thinking oh my god is that what's that what's left is it like a black hole what's it depends on what he does with it you know he paints different things with him how does Amish get managed to get hold of this on the dark web he did very dark web actually there was some I don't know all the facts on this but as I recall he got an exclusive with the people who developed it and then other artists said well come come Anish gets to just have the blackest painting the cosmos and so they developed the pinkest painting the cosmos who it was available to everyone except Anish no this is the story to get their own back I didn't know artists were so petty yeah and then

6:18he managed to get older some and he dipped his middle finger in it and put a picture online of him the pink paint dripping oh I love a bit of gobshiterate you know when someone goes I'm gonna also Brennan he'd actually be a lovely friend for Frank because I just think that's how you might it's a bit of a git thing to do yeah I think if you you know if you've if you've gone in there fast and got the book you don't want everybody using the blackest paint and the cosmos all the novelty I don't know yeah I want to know what he did to get the exclusive on it though probably paint some money but he feels like a lot to get the blackest paint of all yeah it's not a thing I've ever priced no it's there's no segment in exchange and mark for the blackest paint available what do you use it for as well a tearo black it is there was a black panel of it painted and in front of it there was like a corrugated it looked like a stair thing yes but when you looked at the

7:20corrugated bit with the black panel in the background you couldn't see the slightest hint of the corrugated thing normally you'd get a bit of light or a bit of shadow but not you couldn't it disappeared into this void anyway speaking of this podcast Frank's quite critical of the podcast now I love the podcast but you know love is I know it's his process I do what I did do I met of this might be a name that means nothing to you what like mine no no I remember this one but I like this when I was floundering then I called you Reese's your surname as I'm moving back up public school Reese's my now it was literally like they have master five of the best exactly do you just have interest usually six has gone down

8:23no a day it's when it went from imperial to match you woke the boy for the best no the woke or rarity campaign to get it down to five oh well but it was desplaced oh man just so I can establish though because you've had to finally played around with Reese which are you veer are you going for Brennan now I think I'm just gonna you know those people when you meet someone and they obviously know you and you don't know you don't remember them so you just they're used their name I mean I'm not a big name user some people they throw a name in every couple of sentences you know what I mean I find that slightly disconcerting oh I didn't like it no one actually see what people do I find it disconcerting and a bit like someone's read a book on how to sort of manipulate me or something do you know what I mean because I think it is in how to win friends and impure it's a whole mechanic I think yeah it's very important to make friends and manipulate people it's when people say so Frank you must know that Frank because someone of your stature Frank

9:28it's a bit old it feels like they're penetrating the mind a bit I think they're with me they're just offering me an aid to move off anyway so I I was with my wife at the exhibition and it was all it was lovely it was something credible stuff I would recommend it there's there's a stuff they kept saying don't touch don't touch anything in this room all right it's not good yeah but it was it looked very touchable you know what I'm saying you want to just want to feel it and they said no no don't touch it they said it one thought the colour comes off on your hands and I thought that is such a way yeah you've stopped a child yeah yeah it's like stopping kids wean in the pool in it yeah I'll do you know when they say like I'll just like it's not true it can't be true everything would be purple I thought that was an urban myth because you would hear there were a lot of boys that would lie about that when I was younger and obviously it happened to them that in a long went off yeah yeah yeah to change colour but how come none of us have ever experienced

10:33this I've never weighed in a public pool no but we would have witnessed others yeah I'm saying over the years but when did the purple die I think when was that introduced I would say that was a peak late 70s myth it started I've continued is it still do young people still talk about it now I mean I'm not young anymore but Brennan Ozzy well that's true yeah so I that would be like mid 90s at least I just found it myself I'm not forgetting the know I found it very awkward when you said Brennan in this incredibly self-conscious I know I know it was like you were presenting one of those shows like the time the place where they've got to speak to people in the audience yes and try to remember the name remember on the X factor and don't say I'm drool and this guy would appear I'd sing a song coming back isn't it the X factor are we snore I think it is yeah isn't okay to come back are they changed it didn't then they made it more benign because

11:33it was cruel it was very cruel but they're all they were all very cruel at the beginning but thank God society assaulted the amount anyway I met Annika Rice did you do you could pull does that mean anything to you is that the woman that was running around the country in a jumpsuit very good well done you thank you it was on challenge TV when I was so it was a re-run it was called challenge and she was on treasure hunt and then challenge Annika yeah she was they'd say things like build a psychiatric hospital by Thursday and it's not true and I open it with it with the Ralph Ilamonica Orchestra playing in the she'd have to do it and she'd have to just phone around she had a lot of contacts oh I thought my understanding of challenge Annika wish she was just because this was before like Tom Tom's and Google map I thought she was just trying to get to like plimmer just finding yeah that's what boy well treasure hunt was a bit more like that okay you might have seen treasure hunt which was trying to find these clues it was just looking at the board oh they're not I'll do it cancelled

12:37canceling yeah not a great cancelled how was that a couple of guys we didn't know they're sorry how was that a rice Annika Rice was great I spent some time at ski bow castle with Annika Rice in the old days where Madonna got married to go I wish yeah I've heard of her yeah me and Annika shared a golf cart with coo star coo's I think Prince Andrew's girlfriend she briefly dated him and then unfortunately because she'd appeared in a soft porn film it was too scandalous because imagine Andrew being associated with scandals yeah me and my Andrew was living in a soft porn film and they thought it was all right yeah porco stark I always remember I brushed her hair with a Victorian hair brush and two months later she was pregnant so anyway so we said to Annika Rice what did you

13:38what did you think of the exhibition and she said it was very young for conned wasn't it oh and I said can I say you've absolutely made my night the fact that Annika Rice has just said for calm yeah I said as absolutely made it for me what is for conned well exactly it means well it's interesting because she said I'm not really sure what it means but I think it means sort of very sort of like slimy and and I was thinking it doesn't but you know I did that thing you know when you ease people like teachers do I said yeah but more about I think for conned as in furtok yeah I thought fertility yeah that's what it is but I got it there oh did you find what you got a fertility I got a fertility all I need is the Victorian hair which I happen to have in my back thanks stop going on about that now she was very I didn't know she's an artist there she sort of yeah but is she no I think quite successful oh really yeah okay I want to know

14:39how you got her that that's clever that you did that without saying I don't think that word means what you think it means well when I was the teacher's pet on my speed awareness course they were very excited I was on his speed awareness course ready and he did it through zoom and he was like the big star in the middle square like I can't celebrate did you put did you put full suit on so the new no I didn't I was trying to keep a low profile he was really happy which was advised to me by cross your mother who always kept on anyway they they I would they'd say so well Frank what what speed would you say would be the maximum speed on this road and I'd say I think 70 and he go yeah that's a it's a good guess it's a really good yeah I mean not like row walker yeah it isn't 70 but it's it's really it's I mean it's almost and it just

15:41gradually lead me into 60 and then he say well done right it was very nice so it was a bit like that but it was for conned I'm not a big user of big words I think the words that we've got the north down yeah I just think that sometimes people do it to show off we've only got you on because Andy Burnham said we had to get someone in front of the mantis you have to have a mancuni in it yeah yeah good on him yeah did you know this by the way this is my favorite fact about this whole Andy but I'm not into politics but this new number 10 you're not into art you're into politics what the fuck are you into just people get my name right okay the new number 10 is so no it's a bovus looking lettuce he's over done the reality he didn't put the slug and lettuce in on purpose like they didn't go right just to make it more know of and we'll put slug and lettuce underneath no it was there it was already there no he's gone don't overstate the case the last pope who I loved

16:46at a habit of saying I don't want to poke my beer I'll have a bottle green juice registration here on the name and you think you're over doing it yeah he as nasty Nigel once said to Darius you overegged the pudding yes what a reference oh I love a big brother reference that's more my era so I'll tell him the current series of big brother is the best one I've been hearing this I think we might have to start watching it isn't it is it nasty Nigel by the way was on pop stars the rivals was it yes nasty Nick you're thinking of was on big brother oh your Nigel Lithgar that's the one it's a nasty Nick was a big brother and then he used to be on and this shows me up for my age and my demeanor as a teenager he used to be on the 10 minute free view of the adult channel going you should watch it really yeah why did he accept that man on the adult channel so he was more the spokesman for the 10 minute free view where he the spokesman it was like he was one of the last things the most oh we're just when you thought the adult channel couldn't get more sexist

17:52they decided they needed a man to come in an ex-man's flight sorry ladies so I think this is a job for me as a bit technical it involves timings and dates and durations wow so what did the Matt what did nasty Nigel I mean nasty Nigel did he come on and say hi fellas so he got a big night view to guys it is to be hi guys so not Nigel Lithgar oh oh nasty Nick what did nasty Nick say so he'd be like come on boys oh he would yeah this was what's that this was after this was after big brother yeah but it was after the initial wave of big brother it was the end yeah I'd say this was he was trying to get the last few cards so he would say come on guys pay a tenor yeah oh Nick but I didn't I'd have to go for him but I'd have said that the women could have said that themselves well they were I love you with no words but that's one right I'm happy not to have I've made he thought he'd get in the way of it the celebrity endorsement and the celebrity endorsement nasty

18:58oh god I'd love if you campaign for that the women's rights of one lads it's only a tenor I've never felt more patch and arched I might as well with me I'm gonna make some room for nasty Nick to come in and encourage people he'd be better than like bubble or Alice and Hammond popping up also why would not see Nick I don't think in the videos particularly a rousing character I think it was I would he get you you would believe you could believe though that he would be a champion of the adult channel oh I see he's the punter he's the ultimate punter yeah and it was about being a bit naughty being a bit yeah nasty yeah yeah you couldn't have like met some Mr. Nice guy character coming on and saying you know yeah you couldn't have to teach marsh or anyone that's a bra not not come on guys pay a tenor although we did do the blue planet I as I assume was a porn film there must have been a porn film so the blue

20:02that's I find porn film as long as there weren't animals I don't know oh man the blue planet can you imagine how disappointed family putting that on yeah with him narrating it as well as the going out there I'll be lovely I remember channel 4 at this thing called it was called something like censored and it was programs yes that had been censored and not been allowed of course we were all very excited I mean this was coming out so I was sitting on my own at night with some anticipation and there was a documentary about the miners trying did they start and you can leave your head on they can leave you can leave your hat on you know the one was the light on actually Margaret after was so dope I'll believe in your hat on she's not gonna do it anyway

21:02that was Arthur Skargel singing that did they have a red triangle that wasn't a hat that was great comovers of our time we were talking about great comovers and you don't see them a couple of our readers did get in touch to say what about Trump we miss the biggest is that a combo I wouldn't is it would you describe it Brennan as a comover well the thing that confuses me about his head is that you can't tell which way it's brushed yeah like it sort of brushed every no exactly it's not it's not I think it's intentional misdirection which is clever to slightly disguise perhaps but I do get nostalgic about that because when Trump first appeared up as the president the most ridiculous unbelievable thing about him was his hair yeah and now I don't even notice he said and don't stop but he's hair seems absolutely run of the mill is the truth think about him isn't it is yeah I mean as soon as you get to they're eating the cats and dogs you're not

22:02really worried about the hair no going in seven directions he'd in the kids have you seen what young men do now it's I haven't instead of the the combo of a you see what your men do now you got it I can't I know I start after nasty and he got a lot of car wash this anymore instead of like if people can't afford to go to Turkey to get their air put back on they have the transplant yeah they have a thing now called the it's a hair system yes I see they shave the front bit and then they basically stick a high quality merkin on your head okay so it's actually a wig it's not planned it's a wig but it's like a year long wig it'll last you a year yeah oh I see used to where didn't he is it yeah I believe so and then you get it cooked to match your own red but it stays when you say a year long it doesn't dissolve no no not like a stagdoo's shorts do you know like when they go in and they all fall off no I didn't know you haven't seen that no tell

23:04us about that so I do shorts I don't like like it's meant to be a stagdoo prank stagdoo's really out my thing but there's a there's a pair of shorts that you can give to a stag or anyone and then when they go in the water they dissolve oh I'd love to give someone that that's a fabulous idea but I think Johnny Wilkinson got to you know that wouldn't like if the rest of the stagdoo were going and get your shorts on you won't go in the pool it depends on you very true I certainly watched I certainly watched that on the adult channel that would be my especially interest channel you could be then I can ask the m introducing a series of men in the dissolvable shorts actually nasty doesn't work you need the evil m yeah evil m I could do eloquent him oh x rated m if you spell in it Hong Kong if you said for condon the adult channel people have jumped at the wrong on the adult they look for cond to their credit okay okay okay okay I know but stop it come on

24:12we've got a visitor here today okay are we are are we going to go to the outside the world the people yes we can we've had various people getting in touch with us we were talking recently Brennan about punning chip shop names oh no let's not talk about where but we had talked about it do you okay I know but I look back on it it's a bit like miss heard lyrics well I think you're judging before we've got to the content but that's fine we can leave it I'm worried it's a bit local idea okay fine are you talking about when places are called like Wendy's place but what they're doing is they're confused by some titles they're not saying these are funny titles okay I'm very nervous about reading this now please don't shout at me I'm trust you okay please and you spend some we discuss the pub pub could you want to punch your face please yeah that's what they said to nasty dick and dipped from bornville oh yeah that lured me in a bit I thought the content will be

25:18slightly superior what I don't know is today is it still a pub three zone bornville bornville is a part of Birmingham where the cabbri's factory wasn't they were quite cars and they wouldn't allow alcohol in there but so they didn't even when I was living there there was an appalming bornville but I just wondered if like all the moral codes that's what has broken down about as a pound stretcher I bet there's a sport that I bet you that rule has dissolved like a stagged dude oh I never liked a bornville I was such a dad's chocolate um one of these this is confused Benedict is what I'm saying these are temps at puns yes one is the cut father because you obviously get the dot a lot of these puns are based on the godfather the godfather etc and Benedict says one is the cut father it's not it's not an abarbis it's yeah it's a

26:19barbis in Nottingham yeah and the other is the dough father I thought it was a used to it was a chip fish and chip shop no the original in the west Midlands we call the canal the cut and I thought it was the cut father so I was fished and had been caught in the car in the canal oh you don't want that now we're talking about the codfather is the fish and chip shop but what Benedict's point is is that people seem to be using this and it's nonsensical I assume that's what the cut father the cut father is a barbershop the dough father is a pizza shop in small heath in Birmingham yes how have they Frank linguistically got there you cannot just put the word father at the end of your activity now this supposed to be like a bit of a right I mean card in guard you can see that can't you although Benedict points out although finally enough Frank could be the podfather that would work rather well yeah that that is that's so I'm gonna let him have a pod father that oh do you think his love yeah wow that's got bigger than I thought there's people on

27:21buildings I told all of a bread and listening to this saying well I could be the hard father yeah but I think cut father and dough father we can't have that no they're not good in the way it's not porn is it you've just got it wrong what what it is I love how far she is I hate when a puns are on because puns are quite easy to do well I think if you're going to immortalise one on a shop sign you've got to get that right I've always said man's spine in his rubbish yeah because it ought to be it ought to be come from the same route as x-plane it should sound like x yeah it's like like the same I think people put man on quite like man spreading you're like I know it's not porn but you go like I know it's to do with your balls and I love hearing you both explain this to me so I do you want us to go a bit more into detail about this no I couldn't agree more about man's playing it's not quite right is it it's it's it's not the flag you want to

28:22wife a feminism we've come up with our own word yeah it's not quite right it's it you should have asked nasty Nick do you want to know one of my favorites I've seen in my local area go on and it's a tanning shop tanning salon called Tanzini but it's spelled tan's in that is good it's well it's a good it's a nice pinked like yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah that is good see like that one and it says what it does yeah that's clever you know where you stand with that no don't fall yeah yeah it sounds like you're off to get a yeah a circumcision Oh no. They're not into them? Well, I mean, I'm not knocking them, don't get me wrong, if anyone's listening. If anyone's listening, they're great. I mean, you know, they're great. It's true like, 26. Yeah, I've got a stack. I was given a stack to 4skin, which dissolved when I was 35. Frank. What a prank.

29:23I know exactly. Please. Oh, man. I feel like we're in a better than surgery. That's my motto. You keep this conversation for the slogan, Lessis. She means the North. She absolutely does. She absolutely does. I absolutely do. No, I don't mean that. Well, he's from, how far are you, how close to you from where Brennan lives? Oh, no. Brennan's a North-A. 200 miles? No, no, no. But he's getting on for 100 miles up the M6. I would say so. I'd say so. OK. I do like Manchester, though. I don't get me wrong. It's great. Well, you've got to now. I have to leave. Now the place has completely taken over. Frank says we've been Manchester. Why? Well, he did say because he said it shortly after. I do burn him. I do burn him. And he burn him as my Manchester, our mecca, really. And he keeps on about it.

30:23And has forgotten that the second biggest city in Britain is Birmingham, which he's completely ignored. But, and I might regret saying this. Go on. Thank God I'm not on Twitter or X anymore. But as someone who's lived in Manchester and Birmingham, are you going to be X-planing? Oh. That's a good one. X-planing is great. Explaining stuff, aren't I? But that does make sense, you see. I think Birmingham would struggle to get in third. Oh! I just don't... I... I'm so... I'm talking about official population figures. I'm not talking about my opinion. But that's like when, when it's places say I'm a 60, because I've got a cathedral from... No, it's nothing like that. Oh, no. This is all... The second biggest city in Birmingham. In England, he's coming. Is it now? Yes. And this isn't me being professionally mancunian. I love Manchester. But it is the most built on city in Europe.

31:24Well, ask yourself why. LAUGHTER That's what they do with Gravy Arts now, I don't. Fair play. It's gone a bit question time. I wouldn't say this week, it was a great symbol of honesty and fair play. I'm a Manchester... I'm really sad about this. Oh, my goodness. I'm glad that sort of... I was so stiff with stress when that conversation was going on. And... I think that's a fine... Do you? You keep out of it. I'm only sov'n thinking. Where else ought this out? But we do sounds. I absolutely kept out of it. We're going to get our dogs to fight it. Yes, because you're sitting there thinking you can fight over the scraps to the table. But we know where the table is. LAUGHTER They're not wrong, Frank. I was thinking that. No, fair enough. I thought I found the argument adorable. LAUGHTER I think I've just been woman splintered. Oh, man. Oh, dear. Would you like to hear some more outside world, Frank?

32:25Yeah. OK. We were talking recently about... Reast. The battering. Oh, lovely. I've read that autobiography. What was your... You wouldn't. I was. I was. I was. What can we call your autobiography? Frank is so good at things like that. He helped me come up with my memoir. Have you done an autobiography? No. OK. I'm only 39 and not enough things have happened. No. And also, my mother did buy it. That's it. No, but if Edinburgh shows and so on, just shows in general. Do you have ponny titles? I don't really, but lots of people come up and say things like, you could do that Reese is the word, Reese's Pieces. Oh, yeah. Oh, I see. The Reese financial crisis. I don't get that. I don't get that. Reese? Oh, man. No, but not anymore. They're back on their feet now, aren't they? Yeah, I think they're sorted now. Oh, you can't use that anymore. Yeah, ancient Reese. Ancient Reese. Yeah. Ancient Reese. You're wrong, but if you're doing your own material, that's a real. Come on outside world. OK.

33:25We were just taking a little pause to discuss your memoirs. Little pause. I'm obsessed. Oh, I really am. And the fact that Reese has got a dog. I'm all over him now. I've got a dog. And if you noticed, I've started calling him Reese because of you. Oh, gosh. I just called him Reese, Frank. It sounds more natural with you. Addressing people by their surname. We talked about Birmingham and Manchester. It'll be Skinner and Reese, though, for the rest of the thing. That's it. Like we've gone up as a sort of, we're trying to get unionized. We've gone up from the factory to meet the woman who owns it. I'm talking to you like you're my butler. Reese, could you please father the men coming up the drive? I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm not like that. Please. I'm sorry. I'm not like that. Please. Let my nasty nick. Come on. One more one more outside world. Rudy. Rudy. Rudy. Do you know it? Nope. Okay. I know a message to you, Rudy. Yeah.

34:25Well, that message to you, Rudy. It's based on an old reggae song, scar song. Oh, Rudy got mad. Oh, Rudy. Rudy. Rudy. Do you know it? Nope. Okay. I know a message to you, Rudy. Yeah. The only one that has got a scar song, Rudy got married. Is that right? I can't win this. The accent can't help me. I'll try not to say to the accent. Oh, okay. I have. Rudy got married. You got through that. If you get married, you're gonna forever fuck. A certain amount of straining that you got through it and well done you. One of my great losses is Eddie Grant songs. I used to really like. Electric avenue. Yeah, and all that. electric avenue and all that you can't do it Frank come afraid anyway we've lost we've gained a lot but we've lost Frank come on Rudy has got in touch we were talking about battering rams last week this is the kind of content how we in the internet ram and we've been in rams that's like something without

35:28an in a strange like that battering rams I said like that kfg can talk you for like goats this is from the man I was a show was a sheep aren't they male sheep yes so it'd be battering ram kfs yes well it's a well-chained we've had Rudy who seems to work in law enforcement has got in touch as a result of us talking about battering rams yeah and Rudy says there actually called enforcers what the actual battering ram is called an in force I tell you I don't know I don't know it's so sex toy it's a bit nasty Nick on the chat and I'll say I said him sex toy the enforcer to his better yeah exactly the anal enforcer you could have mad and I think the package you know Frank that's my drag name and nasty Nick with rubber in free and some door says Rudy are very difficult to knock down and doing it with a bunch of cops all watching and judging you for every failed attempt

36:31is absolutely all I have to say Rudy that does sound I mean I find you know we know in your parking you start to get an audience so imagine doing the battering ram what on everyone's watching you you have a go at it will all the other police are going come on Rudy how many goes do you need I mean that that's awful on go three you're hearing a yeah and that's from inside from the crimson well Rudy says I was always the criminals looking at the wind they're going to go again again oh no a really bonding moment for the police and the criminals yeah but not really yeah he's the coach between the two things he never comes back from well Rudy says I was always one of those judging the poor officer trying and trying to get it all down so it sounds like Rudy was a bit more critical of the officer I don't know so it wasn't Rudy did it well I think Rudy might be more senior perhaps I thought Rudy was the enforcer father I'm not going to that

37:34shop trust me even if you are the ambassador for it I think that was a Fred salt certainly no Frank you always take it that bit too far I know Rudy also wanted to say Frank wants to saw someone carrying a samurai sword through London it's the most dramatic thing that's ever happened to him and care how would he carry it no no it isn't actually was it like over the shoulder well by the time I saw him he's been the police had already got him so they'd removed it from his person and Rudy just wants to say actually Frank being called to someone allegedly carrying a samurai sword really isn't an unusual culture receive in the center of London is that right quite a usual thing to happen what where are they getting the samurai swords from I think I think it's not the same place as the enforcer I guess in Japan I think they get it from lonely men's front windows do you know when they've got them on the like katana's on do you know when they have three of them oh I can't think you're thinking of dogs yeah that's I'm always getting those

38:39freaking times they need a bit robby in the samurai he's the guy that tried to lead the line with a dark in his hands I think that could be quite I'd be more if there was someone with a duck in the end wheeled in that I think I'd be more terrified not a dark but geese they're ferocious we are all the Chinese they can hack a duck to pieces I've seen that as a starter it's Frank Skinner podcast the new winner changes blow-in it's the Frank Skinner podcast I'm not totally sure how it's going thanks for listening to the podcast make sure to like and follow so you never miss an episode and if you want to get in touch you can email the podcast via frankofftheradio at avalanuk.com