Fox News Goes Nuclear Over Jen and Pumps in Hilarious Failed Takedown

0:00Okay, some of this we have to check in on what's going on over at Fox. And you would think with the nation heading to war and major inflation oil prices, astronomical complete faceplant of their dear leader, Donald Trump, they might talk about that. But much to my surprise, they're talking about my co-host in me on the five. Kylie, let's play part of the clip. All right. Do the Democrats just need a good looking guy to win in 2028? Check out this headline, third traps over think tanks, Dems want hotter candidates on the ballot. And they might be on to something because the Liberals are obsessed with looks. Watch. Maybe a John Ossoff. I'm sorry. Oh my god. I want a hot president. I've been challenged with my weight for, you know, most of my life, honestly. And so, you know, the idea, and I have succeeded and failed.

1:02No, you're just your hot, dude. You're hot, dude. Why do you write this book? Just just write it, follow up, be like, this is how I became the hottest, biggest pivot. Not sure why I put it, okay, pause it right there. And then we'll, we'll return to it in just a second. First and foremost, Pumps and I were on Andy Cohen, who is the Bravo guy. We were on his radio show. This is not a political show. We're talking about politics. And if you think about Bravo, you think about all the women and the shows, all the gaze and the shows. Of course, this is the way normal people speak, which Jessica Tarlov points out of the end of that. You're like, oh, yeah, I like John Ossoff. Oh, yeah, he's pretty hot. Everybody in the comments section, don't go bananas about whatever Ossoff stands on. That's not what this, that's not what this video is about. This video is about that then they go to Adam Friedland, who's a comedian, who is just messing with Gavin Newsom. And they're trying so desperately to make this a story because they cannot talk about

2:07the fact that the president of the United States has full, full blown dementia, a full diaper. And as in the Epstein files, over one million times with credible under oath accusations of child rape, pumps, you know, here's the thing I'm thinking about that on the five. Greg Gettfield and Jesse Waters, all they do is talk about how people look, how ugly women are, how fat, they are the looks police. And there has never been a president that attacks people more for their looks. And the lowest hanging fruit than Donald Trump. So here's the deal. I don't give a shit what you think. You're the worst defenders. You can say nothing to me. There's nothing these people can say that I will have any credibility for. And I do want a president after we've had this ugly ass person like I do. I like the double downpumps. I like it. Okay. I'll resume with the video. Now you're going to hear from Gettfield and Jesse. All right. So Dana, let's just focus on certain things like Jennifer Welch, who calls Ossoff

3:11the future of the Democrat Party as I want a hot president. Isn't that a very objective, subjective statement and feeling? Well, of course, but notice that it's the women are not suggesting that there's a democratic woman that they would like to put forward. Right? Where's the girlhood? And to me, I mean, Kamala Harris was an objective, beautiful person. And she couldn't win. So I'm not, I don't think that's what it is. I also think people are watching too much love story. I like the show very much. But they have this idea that if they go back and they recreate JFK, that they'll be able to win. But it's more about policies than there's nothing that comes to mind as a p-word. They start pretty. Yes. Yes. That's not p-word. Great. I mean, I think a lot of this may be stems from the media fawning over Gavin Newsom and really blurring the lines from actual journalism to just straight up over, you know, stalking. It's about you. It's like positive, positive, positive. Fox News.

4:11You talking about journalism? You guys. And then, and then the other chick that like they're acting like this is serious. They're taking something that was to a radio show. Pritzker talking about his lifetime struggle with weight is really one of the more relatable experiences I think Americans have. So that was a really, you know, normal moment for him, but they're making it as a negative. And then the Adam Friedland, it's just bananas, but listen to Gatfield. Let's be honest. So now they're embracing biology, Dana. That hot people are preferable, who are physically well groomed, dressed appropriately sexy, IE attracted to the opposite sex. What a slap in the face of the ogres and the crusties and the misfits who they pay to man their protests. What happened to your love for the body, positive, non-binary activists who stopped shaving

5:14and bathing to protest capitalism? Here's the problem. You can find a hot candidate, but who's going to buy it? People aren't attracted to ugly ideas, you know, hot people speaking as one. I don't, I don't want to protect criminals or butcher kids. Beautiful people like good ideas. It's a fact. Winners are attractive and people want to associate with winners. And if you're on the wrong end of every issue, that makes you a loser. And also, and I think you'll agree with me, Dana, beauty is truth and truth is beauty. There's something ugly about deception, no matter how hot a woman is. Okay. I just want to point out he has a piece of paper in front of him is reading. Yes. He is not speaking extemporaneously. This is a scripted response. What got filled is unable to just off the cuff, respond to this. And he has a couple of trolls at Fox, prepare because he keeps looking down, you can see his

6:15hand moving along with it, which is just remarkable. Well, then here we get to prissy pants, Jesse, raw water. So let's cover it to Jesse. Okay. So Jesse, peanut butter Pritzker was in here because he was saying like, you know, are you losing weight because you're, you're, you're sort of gearing up for the presidency? He's gearing up for the candidacy. That's a different concept than voter straight up saying we need love story. We need an actually hot Democrat candidate, which I think doesn't exist. I have to disagree with Dana. I didn't think Kamala was hot. Oh, she was attractive. She was. I'd say hot. I don't know. I mean, she was. Okay. But I mean, we're talking hot that it's, she's not hot. These say hot, I said, well, it's about hot people. Okay. You see. I'm not going to go there. I'm generous. The, um, do you ever see the politicians before television? It was like old fat guys with no hair with like mutton shop sideburns?

7:16Yeah. So TV is the thing. You got to have a good looking person. And now I like the fact that Democrats have gone from like, we need like a transgender Native American amputee to just someone that's hot and I feel like that's progress. Okay. Jessica, I say do for last because apparently there's someone that runs like their Strap ex account. And it's all about my boo. Yes. Yes. But here's what she said. Sort of what you said where she was like, it's about the values. And that's what makes them hot. She pushed back against a rebuke of talks of masculinity, but at the same time, saying that all soft was hot. So I feel like they're trying to thread the needle where they're like, oh, no, guys, it's just about putting, you know, men and women's bathrooms. And also, though, he has to be a 10 on the scale. Is that that complicated? They're talking like normal people. Would you guys have been begging us to do for quite some time? Really? So I want to ask off is really good at his job. He's also attractive. Georgia's Senate race now Republicans have all but conceded that they're not going to be able to flip that seat back because he's that good. This is just being a normal human being. AOC is very hot.

8:17Gretchen Whitmer is very hot. Kamala Harris is very. All right. Whatever. I'm sure you'll know today with you either. I'm just saying all of this is ridiculous. You want? Okay. Jessica Tarlov. I really, really like her. I mean, she does such an important job in America for that 35% that is in the cult because here they are. That was all a nothing burger. And it was just none of it was deep. It was just they're taking little tidbits from Democratic people. You, me, Andy Cohen, Adam Friedland. There were, you know, being off script and talking about like, yeah, like times you said, yeah, I don't care. I want a good guy. Yeah. I'd like to have a hot person to a man or woman, but they have to throw in as they're talking about this. This is their go to you guys. This is all they have. Gender medilation. Yes. And then what did they say there at the end where you and I both just like running me know because we know we're not like we're gender or something.

9:18We're no longer going for it's like, here's the deal. I don't give a shit. What's your gender is? I don't. Like it makes me no difference. Are you trans? Are you straight? Are you? I don't give a fuck. I don't want a sociopath in the White House again. We've had that. It's time to move on to a real person with real ideas that gives a flying fact. We don't have that now. And that whole thing. I am dumb or now. I have to say, I think calling him a sociopath sounds kind of like it's an intelligent thing. I think that is an upgrade from what he really is like dementia. I think he has so psychopathic tendencies, but I don't think that this, I mean, this guy what we're seeing in the in the cabinet meetings sleep going on going on sleeping with the stroke victim. We have a stroke victim putting boy whose brain is cooked who I wish Jesse Waters, you know, Jesse Waters loves to talk about men eat. Yeah. Great television would be Jesse Waters going to the White House.

10:20We have Trump fancies a dinner in bed, he eats his meals in bed. And I think a patriotic thing that Lady Waters could do would be to go to the White House and go into Trump's bedroom, which by the way, he doesn't sleep with his wife. And spoon feed him pudding and live stream it on Fox. I think that's a great idea. And you know, here's the thing about like Greg got filled. How many times has he been ugly about you on that show? One million. It's not like he, he is a short fat, very insecure, probably a two-pump-chomp gyrator from hell. Like I, there's, it's just, I just feel dumber having watched that. It's un, it's just, I can't even believe that somebody could take all that shit seriously. Like she's like, well, you know, they're not talking about women, they're not supporting them. What the fuck are you talking about? It's all they have. I mean, I mean, so can think about what their party is, think about what is, so their whole

11:22subject is the dims. And this is the ethos of the modern day Republican party. And Trump says it all the time, owning the radical liberal vermin from within. You know, and so that has become their whole ethos. And Fox is a great conduit for that because the people who sit and watch this all night, I think suffer from profound jealousy of people that are free thinkers, people that are incredibly open-minded, people that are liberated from the shackles, that shackle the Jesse Waters, that shackle the Gregg got filled. You know, it's, these people have very broken human beings. And their audience, as such, are very broken human beings, the misery loves company. And so hurt people hurt, you know, hit dog haulers. And so they put this on because it's satisfying for them to demean people that ultimately, they're jealous of, which is really a three line through all of Republican policies. You know, they men want to punish women by controlling their bodies because they fetishize

12:26them, or they want to control gay marriage or brown beat trans people because they fetish them. And this is something that is an interesting psychological take on the breakdown of this particularly cult in this particular era of the United States right now. Yeah. And I, I shouldn't get so bad. See, this is why you're better at all this stuff than me because I just get so mad. I just want to walk up to Gregg got filled and say, shut the fuck up, fat, ugly, short mess. I'm not hurt by what he says, I just, there's Gregg in his mom suit. Gregg needs a braw worse than I do. Like please, Gregg, please stop talking about how people look as if you're just this, and it even says, well, I'm a hot one. It's just the whole thing. I mean, it's not under my skin. It's just like, I cannot believe my parents sit and watch that. That's it. It's a mommy issue trigger. Yes. Because that's what it is. It's brain rot on steroids, and it's just mean. There's a, there's a cruelty undertone to all of it that they would rather consume this

13:32than talk about helping fellow Americans. That's probably trigger, I mean, that would have triggered me too. Yes. That's probably it. I get it. All right. Mommy issues strike again. All right. Maybe you'll book with your therapist two times next week after that, after that, after those few minutes of Fox News, maybe you need to go double dip with a therapist. All right. That's all you have. Like, subscribe, comment.