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3:02Yeah, welcome to Drinking Bro's Kids. I got that good morning coffee show here. Today that you guys know and love. And then Coupe, I'm going to need a round of applause for something we've asked for for 10 years on this program. What's that real quick? Just give it a round of applause and then I'll say thank you. We said executions should start being public again. Said it for years. Town squares we've said pay per view specifically. Everybody would watch and it would be fucking awesome. It's finally coming true. Pete Hegg's if announced that the fort hood shooter will be streamed when he gets lit up by a firing squad on December 3rd at 1pm, the same time that he committed his active

4:05terrorism in forthood, which is great, which is fucking awesome. 68 IQ retards like to do things by the numbers 10, 7, 9, 11, blah, blah, blah. Cool. Let's do that too. Yeah. Seven or four 11 maybe in London. Seven 11. Yeah. I don't know. Yeah, I don't know. But yeah, let's let's go ahead and give him a little bit of their own medicine. This absolute fucking well, we'll get it to it. I'm not going to start it out right now. That's fine. That's yeah, he said he would stream this live. The left is having a melt down here. It's not just the left. President Trump has approved it. You think there's people on the right? People that pretend to be. I'm welcome this for a variety of reasons. One, the psychological shit is real. You see somebody fucking get executed like that. Back in the olden days, they would points with the children and say, hey, you see that guy

5:05hanging right there? Fucking steal. Don't rob a bank. Don't do bad shit. This one is a fucking terrorist. Great. Don't go and shoot up a fucking military base. We're all good here. What's the problem that people on the right are having? Well Joe Kent. Wow. I see you on the right. No. Not even close. He says there's no doubt Hassan deserves to die as crimes were demonic and unforgivable death by fire and squad is borderline too merciful. But broadcasting as execution is beneath the dignity and decency of our nation. Americans will use violence if and when justified, but we do not rejoice in it. Kill him swiftly and silently. Streaming as execution is not just a stain on our morality. It also gives the terrorist free propaganda that they will use to radicalize and recruit more terrorists like Nadal Hassan. Now that's the gays thing you're going to hear today. That's gay. It's contrarianism for its own sake and the sign that his feelings have been hurt not

6:06of any principal position. Just to be clear about that. In addition to that, there have been people who've said today that we as Americans are above this and whatever the fuck else tell that to George Washington who gathered 20,000 of his own men as Thomas Hickey was publicly executed for plotting to assassinate him. And then the third point is this nonsense about provocation assumes these animals need any and I promise you to deny since 610, they have been coming after the west invading and colonizing and raping and murdering trying to control the world. Fuck them. Kill him. Shoot him in the face a thousand times until his head disappears on live television and I'm going to fucking laugh my ass off when I see it and applaud. I might even do a standing slow clap. I might do one like not another teen movie style.

7:06You fucking faggots. God damn it. Get the fuck out of here. Coup what's best in life? I mean I'd say did crusher enemies see him driven before you and to hear the limitations of their women. That's right. God damn right. Your God you should put a camera on yourself and said that. Oh I did. No I did. I had the camera on me. If you can't quote Conan, you had no business talking about public execution to shut the fuck up. Are you fucking kidding me? We are a modern civilization fighting a fucking stone age savage culture that has no intentions on modernizing ever or joining the real world. No they want to dominate the real world and you think what if we're nice to them they're going to fucking start getting nice. No you crush them. You drive them before you and you listen to the limitations of their women. I've listened to quite a few of them actually. Oh Mr. Mr. Shut the fuck up.

8:07The fuck out of here. Yeah. You kill your God damn enemy. You do it on live television and we're going to watch it on December 3rd. 1 p.m. December 3rd by the way is a Thursday so that'll be our fake news show that day. We're going to watch a live stream execution and we're going to have to find somewhere to watch it maybe the app. You can watch it too with us. Yes. I think we might change the name to real news just for the day once. That'll be the first time in like 10 years. This is going to be I mean I'm probably going to have to get Jared flying for that. Yeah. I mean this is something you you you get the family around the kids everybody and enjoy this. So an army sergeant who was shot seven times by the Fort Hood terrorist Nidal Hassan. He was asked what he thought about the public execution and his words were I'm going to be there to watch and before they pull the trigger I want to I want him to look me in the eyes and I want him to know dude.

9:10You fucking failed and I'm still here. And then let him know like hey your God isn't real. You're going into the dirt or hell. Those are your two options. So fuck off dude. And if you do get virgins it'll just be more goats. That's it. And I don't know that there's any virgin goats left in hell because you mother fuckers I keep sending you there. Fuck off. Cunt. This guy the only reason he survived by the way was by playing dead after repeatedly being shot seven times is Hassan open fire on the soldiers in the medical building after shouting the infamous aloo Akbar. God is great. He's God's going to be great on December 3rd at 1 p.m. Can't wait for that. I have not seen a firing squad in a long time. How does that work? Is it one or everybody's got blanks and then somebody's got real rounds or is it the other way around everybody's got real rounds in one one's face.

10:14There's one blank one blank okay. Yeah, but I mean shit you don't need to do that for me. No, I'm telling you just fire eight RPGs at this guy. God be great. Who fucking cares. Be great. But yeah dude, it's there was also you know, here's the other part about there's screams from a woman who was killed too in this. She was a pregnant private. Her name is Francesca Vales. She was 20 when you're one years old and she screamed, please stop my baby. I'm pregnant my baby and he didn't care. Killed her as well. So yeah, live execution might even play it on a loop for 24 hours and you know, we'll try to find somebody with cocaine in the last five years or something like that or I just drink coffee all goddamn nights and stay up and watch it on a loop for 24 hours. That should be the new Mr. Beast video right there. It's like, all right, can you stay awake for 24 hours and watch this piece of shit get

11:16fucking executed live as sure can Jimmy. You're going to give me a fucking feastable to get out of here. You know, what am I going to do? But yeah, we'll have devil eggs. We're going to have hors d'oeuvres. We're really going to enjoy ourselves that day. I think I'm going to have some shampoos actually. I know we own a hearty of celtzer, but there is a time for a celebration with some shampoos to it. It's a special occasion. I think we have to have some champagne and we might need to set up like just a, we'll get a close group of friends here in the studio. We'll set up a bunch of chairs and we'll just have a nice watch party. Let me ask you this. Can you play electric guitar? Yeah, yeah, if I have one that's what I played for years before I switched over to acoustic. Great, because if you started the show off with Don't Fear the Reaper, I think that would be great. I can do cowbell for sure. I can play Don't Fear the Reaper. Okay, I can do cowbell for sure that I can give you. I can give you a mean triangle, one of the best in the business. And then we can really kick this off. God damn it, dude, this is awesome.

12:16And a man's about it. And it's time. It's time for shit like this. And I don't understand the pushback all the way around, including fucking last night, man. This fucking guy, the New Yorker. I was like, all right, cool. I thought it was the magazine that was so high brow that nobody understood and obviously hates Trump and all that other shit. Now woke up to that trending and turns out an ice. The fucking eyes are going to abolish ice and you know, hey, they shot a New Yorker last night. He's a New Yorker. He's not a New Yorker. Turns out the guy was in a gang, had a five year old in the car and then tried to drive into other ice vehicles when they were trying to deport this motherfucker. So they shot him. He's fine. It was a flesh wound and he was, you know, just sitting on the curb afterwards. But everybody's freaking out about that. Why are they allowing people to say these phrases? Like, oh, he's a New Yorker. He's not. He's an illegal alien.

13:17That's it. And New Yorker is actually born in New York. That's the only New Yorker I consider. I went to fucking grad school there and then I lived there another time. I don't ever consider myself a New Yorker. That's not long enough. Sorry. I'm from Georgia. That's it. It'd be fun to say it and it's a cool phrase and I'd love to sit on the block with Jenny. But I'm not a New Yorker. And neither is this fucking guy, dude. And even Latisha James earlier today, I shot a New Yorker in front of a child in a marble hill. I'm keeping the victim and their family and my prayers tonight. We need a full investigation in the shooting. We need accountability. He was a right. He had been arrested for like 21 charges, including like weapons, drugs, violence, you name it and was in a fucking gang. But we're throwing out thoughts and prayers to this piece of shit too. Line him up as well. Put him next to the guy on December 3rd. Let's make this a real UFC card. Just 20 shit bags and then everybody gets to fire away.

14:20That'd be great. I still don't get this whole like we're above this. What are you talking about? Like Andy Stump, who I like and respect made a comment about, what are the other countries who do public executions and do we want to be like them? Andy, with all due respect, we're not publicly executing people for speaking out against the government or for being journalists. We're publicly executing him for killing a dozen of our service members and a baby. Fucking. That's who we are. We punish people for actual crimes. They've committed where there's a victim, not the state. And we do it with a clear conscience at least I do. I think a lot of people would. And once you ask the victims and their families, their families were celebrating this yesterday and this morning and everything else, hey, we're finally going to get some justice after all these years. I mistakenly, like I said, I was a week ago on the show, maybe some time this week who knows, then days all blend together here and time is flat circle.

15:26I thought it was already executed. I didn't know there's been going on for fucking 20 goddamn years. This should have happened way sooner for critics. This is nuts, but I am amped about it. Did they say where I'm looking, I'm trying to see where they're going to stream this and how they're going to stream this. Yeah, that I don't know. That's a good question because obviously it can't be on any of the streaming services, well any of the social media services. I can't, not even Twitter. I mean Twitter, yeah, maybe Twitter would go it, but I don't think they let, I don't think they, I don't know that they would allow that. Maybe, maybe we will. Yeah, our app would. Yeah. But I don't know, I would assume a White House website or something like that or a government website, excuse me, not the White House, but I think a government website and somebody might ask, well, how do we keep kids from watching this?

16:30You're conservative. You want the government controlling how your kids are raised and you're not conservative. Just say that. Okay. Parent your children. Don't let them watch. I mean, look, if you're kids, if you're kids, if you're kids, if you're kids can figure out how to watch that, then they can figure out how to watch any of the weird shit that's on the internet. And there's a lot, tons, tons. And a lot of it's coming from Miss Rachel on YouTube. So what's worse, her supporting the terrorists or us killing one live on TV. And again, it's going to be one o'clock. Every kid should be in school on a Thursday. Let's see here if they've got an app or anything for this. There has been a public execution in the United States over 90 years. I didn't know that actually. I didn't know that. But we'll make sure people are able to watch it and then it's public. This is Heggseth and it will be streamed live for the public, but they haven't settled

17:35on a streaming destination for it. What makes... I heard another one. We don't glorify the killing of our enemies. I remember every sporting event and every concert in the United States that was happening in May of 2011 took the time to stop and announce that Ben Laden had been killed. And people cheered. Yankee Stadium lost their fucking minds. Didn't John Cena announce it? Yeah. At WWE. Everybody lost their minds. Yeah, we fucking cheer the killing of our enemies, bitch. We do it. We glorify it. What makes the green grass grow? Blood. I chanted that a thousand times in the impregnancy school. Come on, man. What are we talking about? Why, what the fuck are we talking about? It's nuts, man. And again, most of the shit they do is fucking public. And we've seen all the videos. I don't care. I love this shit.

18:36And I wish we did more of it for Christ's six. Yeah, I'm looking here. The last public execution that we had in the US was in 1936 in Owensboro, Kentucky. It was a guy named Rainey Bethia, who confessed to the rape and murder of a 70-year-old woman. And over 20,000 people showed up to watch the hanging. I would be there. I'd be there. Fuck kids. I'd be there with the kids. Yep. I'm not kidding. People used to bring their children to public executions all the time. I'm not kidding. I wasn't lying at the top of the show. Like, they really did. Or it was just like, hey, don't do that. That thing that this guy's getting fucking hung for, don't do that. Yeah. When you were talking about that earlier, I think that we have, we've been putting way too much effort in separating ourselves from consequences and from some of the dirtier parts of life. Like, we've been executing people in the US for, you know, since it's been the US. That's what old Yellers about, man. Yeah. And the film's in Americana is about a young boy taking responsibility to put his own dog down because it's his dog, right?

19:38That's why I made our boys kill three dogs in the neighborhood this week. Now, they weren't even sick. And they weren't, they also weren't our dogs. Oh, no, it was just for practice. Just for practice. But they know now they were crying. No. One of my favorites is that meme of the little boy holding the pistol. Have you seen it in these crying? He's like holding a gun in these crying. It's like a plastic gun in these crying and people are just like, oh, when you got to put your dog down or something, you're, yeah. Yeah. No, the audience knows what I'm talking about. But I obviously that, but it's, it just shows who we are as a culture because like, let's flip this, right? This failed execution check, Christopher Pike. She's conscious in speaking her attorneys say they're going to sue now. They're going to sue the jail for not being able to kill her and everybody is now like, oh, my God, this is so cruel and inhumane and everything else. We've got, we've got to stop doing things like this.

20:40Why? It's actually a, it's the, it's pretty humane. I mean, you dive. These guys are expert marksmen. You're going to get shot and die. I mean, your body will go into shock. You're not going to feel anything. It's bullshit. And the other part too is like, it's easier than this. Apparently, it's apparently better than two lethal injections. So fuck it. Yeah, that bitch is up and walking around now. Yeah. She probably wishes she had one. Oh, I bet, dude. Yeah, it says after a medically unprecedented recovery, she's continuing to receive critical medical care. Why? You got to ask what the fucking plug, what kind of fentanyl was she on in prison? Where was she getting that from that she was able to withstand two lethal injections? Or we should just like keep her alive and study her? Yeah. Put her in one of those tubes. I forget which Marvel movie it was where they were all kind of trapped in glass. Cases are little jails or something like that. We should test this, this bitch for sure.

21:41Yeah, she might have some of those same genes that like Ozzy Osborne and Keith Richards have that just make him insanely resistant to drugs. I mean, according to her attorney and I'm just going to read his statement here, she survived two complete rounds of lethal injection. Her Tennessee's protocol. Yeah, I think, I don't know what Tennessee's protocol, but isn't maybe somebody in the chat today knows more about this. But I think it's, isn't it three drugs? The first one like dulls out your senses. The second one puts you to sleep, like literally not, like puts you out. You're unconscious in the third one is the one that makes you die. So there's two different dogs. It's two. Yeah. And like they go to sleep completely in the lat and the second one stops their heart. Yeah, that's they use Pinto barbitol. And that's actually, so they actually use the same, there's two different methods for lethal injection. There's the two injection method, which is the one that you described for dogs. That's actually the one that they used on her. The three injection method is the one where they give you the initial sedative, they give you a paralytic and then they inject you with its potassium chloride.

22:45I think and then the potassium chloride shuts down your organs while you're under. But apparently if the other drugs don't work, the potassium chloride is insanely painful. Yeah. So that's what the lawyer's saying here. The lawyer says that our arms were left burned and blistered. Yeah. The wild to me. The Pinto barbitol can do that. You know what's funny is, are you still electrocute people to death? No. You just yank the fucking thing down, you know? That's awesome. God. It is awesome. I think the last one I said was a dead man walking? You know? Was it lethal injection or electrocute? Was that the last? The last one that? The first, the last armchair execution in the US was February of 2020. Really? At Rimmer Bend Maximum Security Institute in Nashville. So still in Tennessee. Yeah, dude. Nicoless Tod Sutton. He chose the electro chair over lethal injection, which you were allowed to do. Smart. For crimes predated 1999, which would include her, or right, wasn't her crime in 98? Yeah, yeah.

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33:57it's just what it took one yank of the cord. Just pull it out of the fucking wall. It really is just a cord, by the way. I remember waking up in the hospital and I was like, oh, is that it? It's just a fucking electrical socket. You could just pull those out and that's it. You're done. She would have been done. No need for any of this bullshit. Now she's gonna have a book deal and a movie and all that other fun stuff. And this lawyer won't shut the fuck up. You're kidding. We are incredibly grateful to the first responders and the medical team at the hospital who treated Christa like a human and have provided exceptional care to her. We also want to thank thousands from all over the world who sent messages, offering prayers and support for Christa. In Thomas Jefferson's proposed 1779 of Virginia criminal code, it prescribed death by hanging from murder, but a murderer who killed someone in a duel, he proposed, shall suffer death by hanging. And if he were the challenger, his body after death shall be gibbited,

34:58which means displayed publicly. And then the person who removes it from the gibbid shall be guilty of misdemeanor in the office of Celsius that it be replaced. So Jefferson wanted people put on spikes. I think that's funny. I mean, it's great. I remember it in Tombstone. You know, movie tombstone, dude, they're just hanging all over the fucking place. And they would leave him there for a long time. This is what John Adams said. People's grief at a public execution is less violent at least. If they're feelings at such spectacles, we're very distressing, they wouldn't be less eager to attend them, meaning people wouldn't show up if they were so bothered by it. No one's bothered by it. No. It's just not true. No. But that's what we're doing. At least half the country is. They're celebrating these fucking people. They're saying that bitch who tried to die deserves rights to saying this fucking jackass who shot up a bunch of our military men and women.

36:00Oh, they got their rights, you know? And there's no cruel and unusual, like it's been deemed constitutional, lethal injection, firing squad, nothing cruel or unusual about those constitutionally. That has been adjudicated a million times. So there's no violation of their rights is happening. They got all the appeals. That's why he's still alive 16 plus years later. Yep. And with her, it's even longer. So fuck off, they're gonna die. The idea that she gets to, it kind of feels like she set us all up by requesting an all female team. We knew how that was gonna go. All four of them showed up with fucking scraped up rims on their car. Come on man. I wasn't, it wasn't our prediction, they're saying, fuck you dude. Phil Donahue actually predicted this in, this is said in 1994, yeah. 1994. Phil Donahue,

37:02so the talk show host tried to make it happen in 1994 but was rejected. So he actually asked for it. But he did predict on air in 1994 that one day we would have live executions on TV. And in 1994, he petitioned the Supreme Court to videotape Lawson's execution on television. I don't know who Lawson is arguing that the public needed to see capital punishment to decide if it was right or wrong. The death row and David Lawson, there we go. I was convicted of a 1980 murder, joined him in the petition and the Supreme Court turned them down. Donahue wasn't asking for access to advocate for capital punishment, rather. He wanted people to see how barbaric it was. He says he was on the record against capital punishment but he wanted to stream it on a show for ratings. So yeah, just asking questions, Phil, right? I think I've met some of your protegees.

38:02Oh boy, dude. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. I said he did it again for Timothy McVeigh. That's another one. That would have been a great one. Shit, you want to talk about a turnout. Now that you go to Oklahoma City and let those fucking cowboys rope that motherfucker up, dude. God, that'd be great. Let him take off down the road, right? It's the sides are kind of like the Boston Marathon. You're cheering towards the end and everything else and then this guy, he just let him run and the jump suit shackles and chains on. You let a real fucking cowboy get out there, dude. Rope him up, dude. Strang them time up and think, yo, yo, you don't empty the fucking old food from our refrigerators again, chalk it at him. God, this would be great. Fuck in a. I mean, shit, now that we're talking about it, Pillaries would be a good thing to bring back also for a little public humiliation. Just like some steps before we get to the execution

39:03to see if we can put people back on the right track. You just put them in a Pillary out in public and let people fucking throw shit out of him. Yeah, I like that. I like that a lot. Yeah, but that you're asking a lot of the public, right? Not really. Yeah, because teenagers show up with heavy shit. You gotta have medium weight stuff because the point of the Pillary is not to kill somebody. It's a fuck them up a little bit. Yeah. Maybe it's like a dunk tank, but it's full of piss. Yeah. You know what I mean? Great. And give me like, let's do hang over piss. Where's this that fucking DPLL? That stinks. You can smell it and you're like, oh God, what did I have to drink last night? This is a lot, dude. I haven't had enough water. Like really fucking rip it out, dude. We'll sponsor it. Hardly, I'll sponsor it. Then we'll all just piss in a fucking tank, dude. And then that'll be the dunk tank over and over and over again. Let's see. This guy goes on to say it'll be interesting if YouTube or any other platform will have fuck you.

40:06There's a Hollywood site. The good grace to stop it. No, it's not gonna matter. We're gonna get that fucking stream. I can promise you that. Google owns YouTube. And then the, oh, you're right. So they're saying, they're guests, by the way, Hollywood's. Is it will be the White House website? So yeah, or, or DOD site or some, maybe they set up a public execution.gov. Or firing squad.gov, that would be hilarious. Be great, dude. It'd be fucking great. Damn it, man. This is actually what I voted for. Now I'm just trying to get that. Fire squad.gov would be pretty funny. Yeah, it would. It would, because there's a lot of people, dude. There's a lot of people here that we could do that with. And look, we already saw like a lot of tickets and shit like that for things. This is a nice thing. That's everybody can chuck a couple of shackles at and just have some laughs with the family.

41:08Again, do you do it like pay-per-view where you start executing other people and kind of build up like some of the smaller people, like UFC, or like a boxing match? I would like to see undercards of it. No, I mean, that'll, I wouldn't wanna make a joke out of it. I think it's a somber moment where you get to see your enemy flayed before you, frankly. I think it's, I'm not even kidding. I think it's a one-off. Yeah, I think it's like a Roman triumph. When a general would defeat an enemy, they would bring back their king or their general or something like that and parade them through the city and then they usually would get executed in the arena or something like that. That's like you want it to be honorable. It's not a fucking joke. This guy killed a bunch of people. Now he's gotta die in front of all of us. That's what it is. I don't want it to be a joke. I want everybody to look at him. Like the piece of garbage he is and see the fear in his eyes before he fucking dies.

42:09Yeah, I either way can't wait. And I'm not gonna try to hide my excitement here today. Last night, so I watched Rogers. Must've been, listen to the show, Mike Rogers. It came out debated, Elsa. He'd last night made him really stupid. Yes, yes he did. That's the only debate he's gonna have to do. That race, as I mentioned before, was already over but now it's definitely over. Elsa, he'd had no fucking chops whatsoever. He had no answers to any of the questions. He, the only, the one point he tried to make was that Mike Rogers is a carpet background, has a house in Florida and Mike Rogers immediately said, well, you have a house in United Arab Emirates, at least mines in America. He got fucking lit up immediately. What a fucking mistake for Elsa, but that's the problem. When you're one of these socialist challenges, you gotta go out and lie, lie, lie, you gotta remember all your lies, he can't remember if he's an Egyptian citizen or not. And then he, like, the point of the statement,

43:11judge, not less, you be judged, isn't not to judge. It's that you're opening yourself up for criticism as well, right? And people in glass houses shouldn't throw stones. If you're a person who has a house and a fucking Muslim country, maybe don't talk about a guy having a house in Florida, where there's no income tax. So by the way, I didn't know that until last night. I didn't know that he had a house overseas. And he's allegedly, I mean, I don't know if it's true. He's trying to deny now that he's an Egyptian citizen, but he's been claiming he was for a while. He also got called out last night on being a doctor, which you said over and over and over again on the show. And he's not a fucking doctor. He's a doctor the way that Jesse Jackson was a doctor by saying so, which I'm so am I. Yeah, I've said that a lot of times. I'm closer to a doctor than L. Said, I think. Probably, right? I just have to finish some coursework and defend a dissertation. I think you're pretty close, right? I'm thinking about it. Yeah, K-States got a good one actually

44:13that I've been looking at doing after this. I've just finished the book and it's in edits now. And then with my agent and then I've got one more book that I'm almost finished with. After that, I think about going to get a PhD just so you fucking homosexuals will have to call me doctor. Dr. Dan. Dr. Halloween. I have no use for it at all. No, it's just for ego. Getting a doctorate out of spite is one of the coolest things I've ever heard of. Didn't Dakota Meyer, didn't he get a doctorate? No, he's got an honorary doctorate, but he can't read. Which means he doesn't even know if the certificate on it says doctorate, it's also written crayon which he ate after writing it. No. But he does call himself doctor. He does a trial. He does a trial. And I like that in my presence. So does Cosby. Cosby calls himself doctor Cosby, you know that, right? He got one from Temple, an honorary doctorate from Temple. You know you can just take it back. Or Anastasia's geologist actually doctors though? Some of them, not all but some of them. Yeah, I don't know why you can just go do it.

45:20It's not terribly difficult. And despite being a fucking piece of shit, Cosby is not a dumb guy. He could, he definitely could have gotten an actual PhD. What's he been doing for the last 40 years? Nothing. Go get a PhD instead of raping people. That's it. Or he could have done it while he was in prison. And I think the backbreaker last night for this for real was when they asked about if he condemns Hamas or the Muslim brotherhood and he would not do it last night. And even CNN had a fucking fit last night. After the debate was over and they were like, look, we got to start calling out these fucking candidates. If you can't announce fucking terrorism during a fucking debate, what are we doing here? And these were Democrats last night on this panel saying this and I was like, whoa, when they've turned on you, you know, you got some problems because they were supporting a Nazi earlier up in Maine and actual one. And yeah, that's a big sentency. For them to say that last night was, was pretty surprising.

46:22Yeah, I mean, you went from Nazi to kidfucker, not kid. I'm sorry, cousin cousin. Cousin, excuse me. I don't think there's any smoke on Troy Jackson for being a pedophile, aside from just being a Democrat, which is that raises your chances by about 90%. But yeah, they've been hurting up in Maine. I don't really know a whole lot of people. I was in the army with a couple of dudes for Maine. And there were just normal dudes. One of them was a former fisherman. And one of them was like a big hockey player, big boss of Red Sox fan, normal guy. He's still, I still talked to him sometimes. He's a fucking normal guy. Just like, what's going on up there? Those are the people you're finding. I don't really know. Maine's a strange place. But on Calcyshy, by the way, Rogers jumped 10 points last night after that debate. So people watched that and they were like, oh, OK. Yeah, yeah, we probably shouldn't go for this.

47:23That's all the people that we're trying to, that are trying to hedge or all that. Yeah, they probably cashed out on their fucking. As soon as he said that, they probably cashed out. And then rebat the other side, which is a smart thing to do, by the way. If you can, if Calcyshy allows it, if you can be on that site while some big events happening and immediately cash out before everybody else does it, it's not like Vegas where they cut it off three minutes before the game starts or whatever the fuck, or the halftime scores cut off halfway through halftime or something like that for football. No, you can, in the second, you can put your fucking predictions down, you can buy them back and then spend on a new prediction, which if you did that last night with my Roger, you probably made money on both ends, to be honest. Yeah. Because there's an easy joke there with both ends, I'm not going to do it today. I just want to let all of you guys know I'm not going to do that today. You know the weird things that we're talking about Calcyshy the other day, it's a lot of women. A lot of women are predicting things.

48:24My sister even uses it. Really? That's fascinating to me. So yeah, it's fun. To Dan's point, there's no cutoff. Like it'll go all the way up until they call the actual election that night. Here's what I don't understand with El Said. And this guy, Peter Mayer, Mayer spelled the German way, M-E-I-J-E-R, was talking about it on CNN last night. And he's like, I can't believe he hasn't figured out. Forget about what you actually believe maybe, but just politically even when you're repeatedly asked the question, who's more dangerous to the US, Israel or Iran? And you say you don't know. Come on, man, which one it is. Like regardless of what you think about Israel's influence in our government, they're not actively trying to blow us up all the time or kill on our people and shit like that, except for 9-11, of course. But this is the conversation you've got to have with dissonant right people.

49:29Israel's in control of everything. Ben, what's his nuts? The comedian. Bankers. Bankers. He did a great set the other day. He was in... He was on fire. He was in Alabama or Arkansas or some shit. And some guys like, oh, he's don't like Jews. He goes, okay, why not? He goes, oh, they run everything. Run the government. Run our country. And he goes, yeah, what do you think about the country? The best country in the fucking world. What? But if it's run by Jews. It's the best, I mean, they seem like they're doing a pretty good job as well. He's on show, Ben, Bankers. Man, I did not predict that rise. Fuck, he's good, dude. He's just like a really... He's a exploding right now. And you know, it's weird. It's common sense comedy about political shit. Exactly like those bits that you just talked about with Jewish people and shit like that.

50:30It's just common sense shit. And everybody's like, oh, fuck. And all of it's going viral. And he's getting booked out everywhere. I love to see it. He's actually a great dude in real life. I ended up... I saw him for the first time at a comedy show out in Austin. And I had no idea who he was. And this was when he was on his way up. And like the room was just packed with liberals. Like just me and the people at my table were the only ones laughing at his jokes. But we were all like, went up to him after the show, we were like, dude, that was fucking amazing. We got his social media information. Yeah, I've been a fan ever since. I was... I was crying. Because I didn't... There was one show. I think it was... Me, Evan... I think it was you. Me, you and Evan went to the show. And he was like an accidental opener for another buddy of ours. And we were like, oh, shit. I didn't know. And yeah, he... I mean, absolutely fucking killed. And some of the other comics were not happy. They were like, man, that was aggressive. And he's like, I don't know another way.

51:31When I saw him at that comedy show, he actually... I mean, technically bombed because it was just like our table and maybe one other table in the room that were laughing at him and everybody else, just like, oh, it's disgusting. Well, that's the thing about him. He's not afraid to sit in that, which... Man. He did not give a fuck. It was amazing. Yeah. When you start bombing up there on stage, there's no worse feeling in the world when you're just like, there's nowhere to go. And you're... You can feel those beads of sweat just coming down your face. You're like, oh, fuck. With him, though, he does it every single night all over the... Literally all over the country slash world. I think it was in Canada at the end of the night. And yeah, he doesn't fucking care anywhere, dude. Anywhere, anytime that motherfucker doesn't care. And it's fun to see. It's really fun to see. This tornado here that we got coming up, if you're looking out for it, just got upgraded to a cat three. Bones and a cat five right now. Let's see where this fucker's headed here. Because they were talking about potentially, it might fuck with the game.

52:31Game day is going to be inside. Not Alabama, Georgia game is in Tuscaloosa. Let's see. Saturday, early AM, 75 mile an hour winds, Saturday PM, 40 mile an hour winds. I don't know if they... Yeah, they'll probably, if it just wind, they'll play in it. For sure. I mean, if it's in a dome, I don't know. No, it's not. It's outside. Okay, well, they might... Yeah, wind, they'll play through. If it's not, even some precipitation they'll play through. Yeah, it was one game I remember watching like that. It was an NFL game, it was Miami, it was 3-0. It was fucking... Fuel gold kickers were missing at like 60 yards to the right. It was pretty fucking funny. I don't think there's going to be a lot of going forward on fourth down, I think. Oh, I would imagine. I wonder if they'll push it. Let me check real quick. Actually, a bunch of people are batting this here. The internet's an amazing place. So there's just AI photos of like Alabama citizens with their houses fucking torn apart, but

53:32they're still watching the game. Yeah, that's true. That's true. I can definitely vouch for that down there, but... Oh, Trump's going. Shit. He's going to have a big foam finger, but I guess it'll probably be like this actually, but it'll be smaller because he's got little hands. Can I read you his quote today? It's so good, dude. He goes, well, Hurricane and football. I love Alabama. And I got to go to the game. Campy. The awfully hard. Look, I mean, there's an emergency. If there's a hurricane, I don't want to do anything to take the focus away from the great people that work on those things. Some of them tremendously great people. I don't want to take the focus off of this. So we'll have to see. And yeah, I think it'll go off, dude. That's the biggest game of the week in there. But a cap three for that area is not real good.

54:33I'm trying to think mobile and all that other shit is down there, man. And yeah, stay safe. Hopefully this dies down and obviously keep an eye on it. And they're expecting it to start tomorrow morning and push all the way through. And then we're going to get some rain and remnants of it, like starting Saturday night ourselves here. Yeah, I've been keeping an eye on that. I thought it was going to be worse, but it looks like it's not going to be too bad. No, it's going straight up the country versus like up and over. Yeah, but if you're out there, stay safe. Keep an eye on it. And I know we will. But yeah, man. Crazy. If you're in Navarra or Pensacola, if you're anywhere in the Redneck River, I actually not destined, but west of there over near where the Air Force bases, Pensacola, Pensacola Beach, Gulf Breeze, Navarra, all that shit, I would recommend get the fuck out of Dodge for the weekend. Yep. They're talking about storm searches, five to nine feet.

55:34That's shit. You don't want to be there for that. No. Just leave your shit there and get the fuck out. When? When is this supposed to happen? Saturday morning? Where's that hit in their late Friday night? I know we're getting the remnants of it. I'm not sure what time is. What I'm seeing here is it looks like it's going to start making landfall at around 7 p.m. tonight. Shit. Yeah. And there's like, there are some people are predicting that power is going to be out for like two to four weeks after that just because they won't be able to get to it for some amount of time. No. That's usually the case with all these things. Yeah, we'll fuck that out. Exactly. The USS Lincoln return, by the way, 265 days. Yeah, they got a, I think they got a puck presidential unissitation, which is good. That's a tough job. Whatever you think about being in direct danger as a ground combat person, that shit's got

56:35a suck. I've never done it before. Just being stuck on that fucking boat, doing the same 10 things for 12 hours a day every day for months and months and months at a time as you're waiting for resupply and all of that. So they're bullshit and really probably in some kind of comms blackout to where you don't know what the fuck's going on. It's like your, it's like time stops for you. The world stops completely just for you. It keeps going everywhere. Your family's still out there. Your kids, whatever the fuck's going on. You have no idea what's going on. And you got to stay focused. You can't make any mistakes because you're in the middle of a war. Fucking sucks. So I'm glad those dudes are coming back. Yeah, same man. When I do, I guess we got some breaking news. Okay. Mike Ditka. No. No. He died? I was hoping he'd be alive to see this execution. Yeah, fuck. If anybody would have appreciated it, it'd been Mike Ditka. God damn it. Dude, coach of the bears. Looks like it was announced.

57:35Shit, maybe about 20 minutes ago. Fuck. What about his mustache? Is that still alive? Mustache still going strong. Oh, damn, dude. We should have a separate burial for the mustache. God, he was awesome. I remember him. He was also really funny actor too. He did kicking and screaming. There was a scene with him in Robert DuVal. They're just fucking yelling at each other. It's so good, dude. Man, that sucks, dude. He was, well, how old was it? What do we got here? 61 plus, 26. 86 years. 87. Thank you very much. I won't say 87. Yeah. Wasn't his birth date? That's a great life. Oh, shit. Yeah. His birth date was in October. It was in two weeks. He smokes the gars, steakhouse. That's a good 87 years. Fuck it is, man. And I was one of the greatest teams of all time. I was just with McMahon. Yeah, Jimmy McMahon. Yeah, Jimmy McMahon. Yeah. He was a big fan of my baby because its name is Bear. He's like, oh, Bear, I'm a bear.

58:36Yeah, dude. Big time. Once that CT kicks in, man, it's hard to shake. Nah, he's good. He goes to bio-excelerator, actually. No shit. How's he doing? He was on the show years ago and yeah, he openly discussed it. He's good. I think he's trying to get back down there now. Okay. But yeah, Mike Tickham, man, was a fucking legend. Shit, that whole else in L-Sketch. The bearers? Yeah. Yeah. Wow. They were just on the TV the other night in prime time and they were cutting the crowd. Half of them were dressed as Tickham. They should be. I know. This week, they should all be fucking dressed as Tickham. Exactly. Can't lose this week. Well, you can. Cowboy sure did. I know. That's embarrassing. I was, that janitor told him on the way out, deck breastguided. If you're a bearers fan and you've got tickets to the, to Atlambow Field this week, you better show up dressed like Mike Tickham.

59:37There's no excuse not to. Yeah. And it's not like it's really hard to do it. It's an easy, it's a pretty, yeah, just get a fake mustache if you can't grow one. It's too late to start growing one now. Spreads one and a half. I'm now all in on the bears now. Oh, yeah. Yeah, you got a win one for the, for the, for the dicker. For the dicker, dude. You got a win one for the dicker. What else is rocking up here? Shit, man, that sucks. Damn it, man. All right. All right. It's one of those people, man. You just think that there's still a lot of them. I only remember him as being like rad and cool. I didn't see him as like an old man. Yeah, he's also one of those guys where he was famous enough outside of football. Like I've never been big in the sports, but like I knew who Mike Dick was any time he came up on the screen. Oh, yeah, dude. Yeah. Um, son of a bitch, dude. All right. Fuck. Now it was a great life. It's a great steakhouse by the way.

1:00:38Really enjoyed the steakhouse as well. And everybody said he was fucking rad. They loved him, dude. Speaking of that, I started watching that Sabin doc last night. Holy shit. What a great fucking documentary now. You want to talk about focus and execution. A lot of you guys in Drinkerbrough sports always ask about like coaching kids stuff. Watch that Sabin doc, man. The way he breaks that down, I've never heard a game broken down like that before. And it was really, really impressive. And it was like some, the guy who taught him was like a hippie. It was like some fucking psychiatrist. I mean, that's Phil Jackson. I know. Right. I know. And it was interesting because I wanted to ask you part of it. One of the things he said the psychiatrist told him, he was working at Michigan State, the psychiatrist. And he was head coach at Michigan State. You got to ask who he was touching then. Exactly. Um, but no offense. No. No offense to the got to the individual Michigan State. There's I intended to offend you.

1:01:39Yeah. Because you got to quit touching people up there. I just learned how to. The big 10 in general has got to stop touching people. No, not anyways. Shout out to Larry Nasser. Um, but yeah, with, uh, with this, the way he was breaking it down to him and everything else, one of the things he said was, um, you can't call kids who are 18 to 22 dumb. And when they cut back to, uh, to Saban, they said, well, what did you just call them dumb? And he goes, no, I called him a dumb fuck, um, is what I said. But he goes, uh, because the psychiatrist says, man, you've got to choose a different set of words here, uh, for men that are 18 to 22 to get through their heads and, uh, and make some sort of positivity out of it. I'd never heard that before. Um, and maybe there's something to it. Um, also he wasn't afraid to lose it. Alabama. I forgot all this shit, um, where he goes, hey, we're building a culture here. I'm not concerned with wins and losses. I'm gonna give a fuck about what international championship I care about you guys being good men.

1:02:39And then the winning will come after that. And that's the first time I've ever heard a coach say that and he had some bad fucking losses. I forgot that he lost to University of Louisiana Monroe for Christ's six, um, at the end of the year, just because he refused to play some players who were missing classes and all that other shit and I was like, all right. Uh, and then that culture builds up and then you're not fucking dominating. I mean, you got to have an AD that allows it. It allows it. But if you do, you can, that's the right move. Mm-hmm. For sure. No, I'm sure there have been plenty of dudes who wanted to do that and didn't have the support from the University to do it. Yeah. And then what are you going to do there? Just like, I mean, you can't, you can't win if you get fired. So what are you going to do? Just get fired. They were asking him about, uh, when it was lowest moments to and he goes, well, was the drive home that night and he goes, why, you know, were you kind of lost in your thoughts? So whatever.

1:03:39And he goes, no, I pulled over to gas station to get gas. And, uh, and he goes, I had my LSU national championship ring on my hand. And he said the cashier at the gas station, it Alabama goes, uh, he goes, oh, hey, man, what's the ring? He's a high one or national championship and he goes, uh, you know, hope to do the same thing in Alabama and the guy didn't recognize him. And he just goes, well, you're not going to do it Nick Sabin as coach to his face. Even Nick Sabin started laughing at that. And I was like, well, two Shay, sir, two Shay, um, but yeah, I didn't know who he was. But yeah, this did get things everywhere. Shit, this is on the head of Fox, um, and all those shit. Yeah. Um, yeah, damn dude. And I'm looking at the rest of this here. It's a fucking co-worker guy is still trying to fucking get a retrial. These killers, it's nuts, man. It is fucking nuts out here. Absolutely fucking nuts. It's too bad we don't have to look up computer right now.

1:04:40I know. Uh, for, blue is, uh, at a wedding. Have you seen that, um, sexually transmitted diarrhea story? Yeah. Is that, was that real? Yeah, it's real. It is real. Okay. Yeah. So, um, Polly Market, um, who's, uh, who sucks? Because the other guy's pain is, uh, uh, is, ran a story. Yes, not a story that has made a post yesterday that said, uh, just in Texas Democratic Senate candidate James Halligrich, who has now been absent from the campaign trail for 12 days. Has he battles, quote, the flu? Well, days a long time for the flu. Um, and then Elon, quote, tweeted it and posted the picture of New York Post article, sexually transmitted diarrhea is on the rise. No, boy. And it's more if we can do a drug resistant super bug. Um, it's really funny. Holy shit. Yeah, I'm looking at this up in the New York Post. This is real. Sexually transmitted. Elon really knows how to, how to troll, uh, being trolled by one of the 12 mothers of

1:05:43his children that are, I mean, like he's got the money. So what does he care? No, and he's lost the other one. And then he broke up with her. I wish, I wish we could pull this up in the New York Post. They actually have a guy, a white man sitting on the toilet with his jeans around his ankles. Yeah, he just socks and no shit. He got paid 250 bucks to take stock photos one day because he was trying to get an acting job. And now he's on the New York Post as having sexually transmitted diarrhea that won't go away. It's a super bug. That's what happens. Oh, fuck, dude. There's no cellar, uh, or a right, right? It's called shigella. SHI G E L L A. It's a nasty illness that comes, uh, that causes, excuse me, from, uh, more than uncomfortable doodies. Got journalism today is at its finest, man. I mean, so I wasn't able to do picture and picture, but here we go.

1:06:44That's the picture. That's the picture of the near post ads right there. Maybe it's AI though. That's, if I was the New York Post, I would do AI. Why are you paying for stock photos? Why was anybody paying for stock photos anymore? You, and you can recreate literally anything in AI with a completely fake person that doesn't exist and not paying nobody. I know. Getty was trying to sell, by the way, for that reason. Yeah. Getty is, getty for historical photos and stuff like that, war photos and, and event photos. They'll always be in business. But for stock photos, which was a big part of their business for a while, I don't know how much that, that's like, that's done. That industry is done. It is. Go back to you guys guys like Jared, who can, who, I know, spend like two weeks recreating every stock photo that exists with himself naked or something, something dumb or like me in a fucking bee costume for no reason. Go back to that photo real quick, uh, coop if you can. Uh, the thing that I noticed about this, why is he wearing shoes? He's got socks on.

1:07:45He's not. I don't know, but he's not why, why is house? Yeah, I, she would my shoes on, dude. If I'm on a marble floor like this, because I want, I want traction. I want to dig in. I don't want to slip on accident there. Um, see, I leave my shoes on. I mean, yeah, it was only one on this. Yeah, at least one of the socks off. Yes. For, again, for traction. Like, I'll either go barefoot, um, or some form of shoe, but I won't just go in socks like that. And most of the time I just stripped down fully. That's why wait and tell everybody's gone before I take a shit. That makes sense. There's a lot of people like that. I walked in in a Walmart bathroom and, uh, dude, there's a handicap stall. Forgot to lock the door. Um, you know, there's hooks on the back. He had the, the jeans and everything placed perfectly. So when I opened the door, it was like, oh, fuck, I'm sorry, dude, but, you know, obviously, I saw his clothes and he was buck naked and I was like, man, he's clearly done that a million times before because the shirt was laid out. It was a button down shirt, uh, looked like khakis brown belts, like everything was placed properly.

1:08:45So you could put that on immediately. But yeah, he's definitely done that as whole life. He developed a procedure. He knew what he was doing. Yeah. And I respected it. I was like, I apologize. I was like, oh, I'm so sorry, man. This is a very nice setup. And I just kind of bounced on out of there. But, um, yeah, this bacteria is spread it through infected poop. And here are posts. You can say feces if you want to. Uh, that gets into the mouth because of ill washed hands or swallowing tainted. Oh, let's use a better word than that. Food or water, uh, a minuscule amount is few as 10, uh, organisms is enough to get you sick. The population, most likely to get infected are children under five who catch it at a daycare in schools. Um, travelers were sanitation slower. Can we just say fucking foreigners that set a certain point there? Wait, they're washing their hands. They're saying that children are the ones at the highest risk for contracting it.

1:09:46Yeah, but that's, look, that's most bugs. That's most fucking. Yeah. Why are they calling it a sexually transmitted thing? That's what I can't understand. Well, that's it's going up your ass. The Google AI overview when you search for a sexually transmitted diarrhea is, it's a shagela bacteria most commonly spread through anal oral or anal oral sex, so we're rimming. So it's butt stuff. Really? Um, do you remember monkey pox? Yeah. Do you remember when they stopped talking about it? Yep. When, uh, when the kids got it, when kids and dogs started getting it, uh, fuck. That's not good. Why would you put that in here then who catch a daycare in schools? Uh, okay. All right. Might want to look into those daycares. Fuck, dude. Even the other picture, man, do you see the other picture in the near post? There's another stock image here. Which is like a man and woman's feet popping out of the bottom of the bed as if they're fucking and doing it.

1:10:47But then right above that, it says, Hey, kids are getting this at school. Right. Not the best there. Um, sex, maybe the primary way shingela is spreading today. That's what they're also saying. And it's becoming a super bug. Yeah. Interesting stock photo, which is right there. Look at that. That's amazing, isn't it? Um, now that one would be a fun shoot all day, you know, hey, we got someone. So there's Jill. Oh, cool. What are we doing? You know what, man, we're just going to do a bunch of under the bed stuff with our feet hanging out. It's just kind of different positions, all that other fun stuff. And then it'll just be using sexual diarrhea stuff for the rest of a human time. No worries. You're good. I'm your good, you know. Can we see those feet again? Yeah. And then they do it. And then you're like, okay, great. Yeah. Turn over. Let's go reverse cowgirl, all that other stuff and have some fun. We did this show years ago, coop, before you were here, where if you name anything, you find a stock photo of it.

1:11:47And, uh, we didn't know our PR too. With the, I just, I just typed in man pushing a woman in a wheelchair into a pool. Oh, no, I was there for that. Yeah. I remember that. That was just last year. I think it's great, dude. It was great. It was, and there was like fucking eight photos of it. Forgetty. I was like, wait a go guys. You know what I think is funny is when these people signed up for this photo shoot, this is a stock photo. They had no idea what it was going to be used for and ended up in sexually transmitted diarrhea. Perfect. It's all perfect here. So here's the recommendations, washing your hands at genitals and anus. No, not that. It's so good water before and after sexual activity. There's another option. Uh, stop fucking dudes butts. Yeah. And getting yours fucked by dudes. Easy, a lot easier than doing all that shit you said. Uh, what is the near post saying next? Uh, this applies to everyone having anal, oral or vaginal sex. And then it's just says, not just men who have sex with men.

1:12:47If you have to put that in there, that's all I really think about is just men having sex with other men. That's really all I think about. If you have to list that specifically, then we know what this is about. Uh, they also recommend washing sex toys with soap and water. Uh, and using barriers like condoms and dental dams, not a prayer, not a prayer. Okay. Uh, matter of fact, I don't even know if they should be legal. You know, I've heard people recommending that ever since I was like a teenager, ever since they first started giving us the, the talks in school. They've been saying like, oh, yeah, just use a dental dam. I've never once in my life met somebody who has ever done it or knows anybody who's done it. Just stretching out the plastic. Oh, hey, let me put my face against this and then lick your pussy. Like I don't know, no, dude, that has never happened. I'm like, I don't even know where to get a dental dam. There was a couple of planned parenthood things on campus and shit, but, um, it's not like they were passing them out. You know, I mean, they definitely don't have them into Spencer's and bathroom. No, it's not like, uh, tampons and men's bathrooms up in Minnesota or anything.

1:13:53Uh, what are they coming? Do you have a thing there? Did they roll that up in a tube? How does a dental dam even come package? I'll see if I can find something. Yeah, that'd be great. Just had a curiosity. Shit, dude. I also kind of want it for myself. Maybe gag on it a little bit or something. I'm just kind of despised things, um, you know, but I've never seen one. I know they get a package anywhere like CVS or, uh, right aid or something like that. Well, this is how they come. Is it really? Let's see it. Pop, pop, pop that up. Pop, pop, pop it up. Yeah, and some of these, I mean, assorted colors, assorted flavors, you know what those are used for. Wow. So it looks like a, for the audio listeners, this looks like, uh, party balloons. They kind of just blow up. They're fun. There's some neon colors, all that other stuff. How much are they? Uh, looks like $11.99 or a five pack of assorted flavors. Assorted flavors. Mm-hmm. What kind of flavors do we got in dental dams these days?

1:14:53Scroll down. They got ribs. I don't see. I'm not seeing. Wait, maybe the flavors are here. It looks like a blue raspberry. Maybe. Is that a level one? Strawberry. Okay. Mint, uh, grape. Might be banana or something in vanilla. The screens real small. So I'm having a hard time seeing it. No, you're good. You're good. Banana. Really? Yeah, it wouldn't, wouldn't be my first choice. Uh, I don't think mint. Mint wouldn't be my first choice either. Strawberry was the first choice of, uh, edible underwear. I remember that. I remember when that bit went around and then we bought it and fucking, we all took a fucking chunk out of it. Tasted terrible, but it was strawberry flavored. We got it at Spencer's, which shout out to Matt Devlin. He's working at Spencer's. We have a listener who's working at Spencer's and, uh, in a homey and a friend and a lover there and, uh, in Matt Devlin. But I was unaware that Spencer's was still operating. But he works at, uh, the Spencer's at the, there's that one mall in Austin over there.

1:15:59Spencer's was my jam back in the day, dude. Um, I could not go into a mall and not go to a Spencer's just to see what was there. Oh, hell yeah. They had all kinds of cool shit. Never bought anything, but I'd go play with them. Yeah, it's weird, right? I never bought anything either. And then my mom would cover my eyes at some of the other shirts where it was just like, Hey, too drunk to fuck. You're like, Oh, shit. You know, and I would lie and say I'm looking for like an ET dollar or something like that. But, uh, they have any edible underwear like these ones here? Uh, is that big boy? Is that what it says on the penis there? Oh, that's yeah. And apparently this is, these are supposed to be edible licorice on licorice underwear. Black licorice. Yeah. Boy, I ain't going to do it, friend. Yeah, I don't want that even if I'm not eating it off. No, I'm a big swizzler sky, but it's going to be the red kind. Um, I don't, I don't fuck with the black licorice at all. It almost should be against a lot of make it. I feel like, oh, dude, you should see some of the shit that they have over in like the Scandinavian countries. Like the candy that's real popular over there is a black licorice that they like coat and salt.

1:17:00It's fucking disgusting. And please say African American licorice, uh, if you don't mind. Sorry, licorice of color. Yeah. I've got some, some very sensitive listeners out there who really, really care. And we're thinking of you guys today. Okay. Thoughts and prayers to everybody. Hey, do we know what love with wedding blue quenzoot today, by the way? He's actually not doing a wedding today. He's covering a, he's taking stills of a golf tournament or something like that. I guess it's something that he does each year. Yeah. Thanks for charity. And I said, Hey, Luke, we don't do that around here. All right. We don't do charity. Okay. So no, you can't have the day off for charity. Yeah. Well, you, you made sure that they were going to be paying him a ridiculous day rate just to let him go. Yeah. We're obviously keeping the day rate. That's what I said. It's the we're keeping that money, friend. We're not fucking doing that bullshit. Now, but he'd asked that a long time ago for this to me because yeah, I do the charity of it every year. I was like, okay, cool. And, uh, and it popped up today.

1:18:01Um, so we miss you. Blue TV. Uh, yeah, he's at the river landing golf tournament. All right. Maybe players out there. Let's take a player out to the show. I'm a player wheeler. Shout out to player wheeler on the golf show. He might be playing on that today. Everybody's trying to get into their last rounds of the weekends because he's going to rain on Saturday and Sunday. So I'm supposed to coach in it tomorrow. Hopefully it doesn't fuck up the team, dude. Man, I'm going to coach like did Ken tomorrow. I'm going to beat these the brakes off these motherfuckers tomorrow, dude. I'm and it's yeah, if I had that's a god, if I had the sweater and the tie, I would wear it tomorrow on the sidelines. Oh, dude, I was going to say it gives us a whole for cigar too. Yeah. We sit in there and fucking blow in huge clouds of smoke in the kids face. Yeah, I'll toughen them up. Walking up and down the sidelines. Man, that would be fucking great. Shit. Is that about we are pointing the life we should start buying like dead people's costumes, just in case it's like, all right. I might want to dress up like that. Uh, you'll be shocked to know this. Fucking Willie Nelson endorsed Taloriko yesterday.

1:19:02Why would I be shocked by that? I fucking thought he was country. All of the comedians who pretended to be reasonable and hate all the Trune Bullshit, no, the lockdown bullshed who moved to Austin have are now upset that weed is illegal. So they want to just like, like, electrons again. Like, all right, maybe just fight the weed part and not invite people to cut kids dicks off. You fucking idiots that they're just why why we're listening to these people. Willie Nelson's been a fucking drug addict for 90 years. Like I didn't know. Music's cool. I don't, I don't need. If I, if I want to listen to somebody talk about world history or politics, I'm going to look for somebody with education and experience in those avenues. If I want to listen to somebody play music, listen to somebody with education, experience in those added in those avenues. And that's what Willie Nelson is. Right. Yeah.

1:20:02It's not about separating art from artists. Having an opinion is not an art. He, he was wearing the shirt. Now I'm looking at the fucking photo right now. Here's one of the shirt and everything too yesterday. I know I was just like, come on, bro. We're not doing that. We're not fucking doing that. Dude. All right, kids. Now's the one to show we get to the drinking bro of the week. You could submit on drinking bro's dot com. All the merch is in there. One bro box left. That's it. One tiny little bro box left for the month. Sold out the last, I don't know, fucking seven, eight months or whatever it is, but they're jamming them out there and he had dude hats turned out fucking awesome. It's a quarter zip, which I fucking love for this time of season. Man, great to wear a ballgame coach in tomorrow. I want to be fucking awesome dude. They don't know that I wore it twice throughout the week, you know. Those kids don't watch the goddamn show, but I'll be wearing it tomorrow.

1:21:05I can promise you that's being submit for drinking bro the week on there. We got everything. Phone cases, crime corner citizen. You name it. Drinking bros. We got the America to fiddies on there. Got everything on there. And you can also submit on the app. The drinking bros app is free on iPhones and Android. It's got a wall like Facebook. No admins, just don't be a fucking asshole and you can post whatever you want. And if you're in need and need to talk to somebody, there's somebody on the app. I can promise you that. I mean, there's no last, a last count was 37,000 subscribers and about three thousands at 3700 live active ones. One of our listeners was asking about that in the app. So that's the number there. So that's a good shot to obviously get a hold of somebody and it doesn't matter. Because it's all over the country and time zones and all that other stuff. So if you need help dude and she just needs somebody to chat with, that's the best place to do it.

1:22:09Because you don't have to get approved or anything like that. And somebody will be up. I promise you. There was one the other day when I woke up. There was like 18 comments underneath this dude asking a chat with somebody. It was great to see. But at that point it was like two in the morning. So yeah, it's pretty fucking cool man. And all the podcasts are on there, all the other stuff and it's kind of a one stop shop. And it's free. Also got 30 seconds of video you can post or nudes, you know, obviously. Kind of kids or anything, but a lot of people posting titty Tuesdays for their wife's. Yeah, titty Tuesday is super popular. Huge, huge over there. But then also we do this thing with first form called the healthy bro of the week. And I love it man because we want to see you guys around for a very long time. But we want you to live. We want you to be healthy. And there is a drinking bros fitness group that is on Facebook. And everybody shows there before and after pictures, kind of to inspire everybody else in the group. There is over 23,000 people that are signed up for this private group.

1:23:10And it's fucking awesome. Everybody's super supportive. And they'll give you their tips and tricks on fitness and peptides or whatever else questions you need. And these posts, I know it might seem or feel embarrassing initially, but seem the befores and afters are really fucking helpful. Man, you guys look great. And there's no shame in saying, Hey, dude, I was going through a rough fucking time. We all have included my fucking self for Christ's sake. So dude, this is great. So I'm going to give it to DJ Maxwell. DJ Maxwell. I know you were getting ready to hit that DJ corner button, dude. DJ Conner. I love that one. That's DJ Conner from Roseanna. I'm just. Yeah, I got to listen to RPR together. That's well, that's just his character name too, you know. It goes both ways. This is double on Tantra. Says two years of progress for DJ Maxwell. Since my friend pointed out I was getting fat.

1:24:14That's great, dude. People know where near where I want to be, but I'm working on it here and Mike Hodgey underneath it says that's a good friend. You get a lot of that. People DM you all the time and say, Hey, thanks for fat shame, dude. I appreciate it. But now homeboy is fucking jack, dude. DJ Maxwell drinking a healthy bro of the week. Fuck, you look great, dude. Jesus, man. And you're in a planet fitness, dude. It is possible to go to a fucking planet fitness and get ripped, dude. There's some nice ones. I'm not kidding. That one on Kerr over there is super fucking nice. You guys talking about the importance of fat-chaming your friends. I don't know if I've ever talked about it on the show before, but if you look at old pictures of me from my late teens, early 20s, I was a fat kid. Up over, I think, over 250 is when I started getting fat-changed. Joel, it was. Yeah. Joel was one of the people that actually started fat-chaming me because without anybody telling me, I was like, yeah, whatever.

1:25:14Just getting heavy and then people started saying, like, dude, you're getting the fucking fat. I was like, oh, god damn you're right. Wow. I actually started trying to Mexican shame, Joel, it didn't work. But one another fat guy's calling you fat. Like, how did that make you feel? He was skinny back then, too. Okay. Okay. I kept the weight off. He didn't. I only know him as that. So yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, all right. Shit, man. But yeah, congratulations, man. These are fucking awesome. Way to go, dude. So yeah, we're proud of you guys. Take care of yourselves. That's why we switched a lot of advertisers at the beginning of 2026 to kind of meet things that are healthy for you. Yeah. And they taste great and all that other stuff. So we've edited all this stuff and it rocks. Congratulations to you guys, man. We'd love to see the progress. And join the Dranger Bro's Fitness Group on Facebook, man. It's free. It's private. Just don't, same thing. Just don't be an asshole. That's all we ask. We have 3.3,000 people in there, which is fucking great, dude.

1:26:16That's great. Appreciate you tuning in. Go to iTunes, rate the show 5 star and leave a quick review. Then Spotify, dude. Miguel did catch up. I'm stuck. No, no, no. But even on Ross Pat is my version. No fucking. Oh, 1200 episodes plus all the Dranger Bro's or it's like 2400 episodes total. Like fake news and all the other shit combined. So like, yeah, that's bonkers. Miguel's a fucking beast. I still don't know. He hasn't shown me the trick on how we got all those uploads. I know. Oh, did he tell you? I go with you, Daisy's saying this, bro. Like some concoction and he looks at me and he goes, you're going to be mad and I go, no, I don't care. I like, that's the fastest you can do it is all we care about. I go, we got plenty of other shit to edit throughout the week. So you're fine. And he goes, yeah, yeah, I figured out a system and I was like, fuck you, dude. Yeah. So proud of you, Miguel. And the fucking rocks, dude, rocks. If you ever seen one camera, you'll be stunned.

1:27:19I don't think he'll ever do it. I don't. Well, he made a comment the other day right before crime corner because I was like, we were just getting ready to record and he was still here in the studio. I was like, hey man, we're getting ready to do crime corner. Come do the show. He's like, maybe at some point. And now he doesn't want to be seen on camera in a sense. I want to be I prefer to be very private. And I go, okay, great, great. Okay, he probably kills people, which is great. So Miguel would kill, what if the fucking fad's bust down the door to and he's a serial killer? He ends up being your crime corner and he's just like, what the fuck, dude? I mean, of course, he was the nicest guy we had no idea. He is one of those, one of those guys where it's the last person you would expect. So it should be the first person that you expect. It really is. All right, stay safe out there. If you're in the Alabama area, get the fuck out of there. If you're down in there is a damn mentioned earlier. Just head up north, go someplace cool and figure it out for a couple days until this rides out. Hopefully the storm dies down. We'll see what this lands at tonight for day in the Danthony Holloway.

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