Ep. 313 - Aries Spears goes Baja Mode

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5:12you know it's okay, it's not okay. What should we hear from them? Someone, he has a very, someone I haven't seen in a long time vibes. Yeah. Like damn I should have stayed in your life huh? Yeah. DC ink PT that's him. One reason Yemen is so impoverished is roughly 80% of the male populations is addicted to cat. They're high almost all the time. I don't think that's true. That sounds like some anti-Yemen propaganda but the video is funny. Yeah. 80% of what that guy is doing? Well my bad Mr. Whole Foods. Yeah. I doubt that could you imagine a country 80% of them are that? That would be wild. Dude can I show you a video I saw recently that made me laugh for two days straight and we're not watching the whole thing daddy. Okay. Have you seen this? I don't think so. BBC's Dung Heap, Robot, cams proved this guy's his beat zoom for a while. Whatever. The camera that's disguised as a poker. Yeah. Like elephant poop. So watch this part.

6:13Look at this bird. This bird is what we're going to watch. Not a duck. What the hell mate? Spike? If you were an African hawk dude. And specifically listen to what the narrator's saying and what the bird does. Equin has backup. This is Dung. What? A bird saw it. A camera based on a pilot. The poop's moving. They're fucking up that bird's day dude. The narrator was like yeah it's totally unders. This guy's... We need to take away some of the funding of science. This is what they're coming up with. Poop cams? No! What are we doing here? Holy fuck the duck thinks it's high. The duck's cat. Yeah.

7:13Look at his eyes. His eyes look high. Your cock pulls you over. You've been drinking a night and you got eyes like that. You're in a big thing of cat. No. No you're gonna jail. That's what the cop that pulled over Tony Ramos. He's all lit to the fucking ceiling. Let's see here. What else do we got? We got this... Oh you wanted to show me this, yeah. It's a pretty epic moment here dude. Sophie Rain. Yeah it's well... When she punks this interviewer it's very funny. I haven't seen you yet but I'm excited. Well you just get out of here then. Yeah, I don't really care dude. I will then. Like sure, I don't really care. Whoa! Whoa! And he fell out of his chair. What the fuck? That doesn't look that frown. I fell out. How about you just... He's like okay okay, I fell out.

8:14It looks fake like me. It does look staged. It made it... Staged, yeah. I think it's... It may be... But it... You know people on the internet are gonna believe that it's real and that's all that matters and he looks terrible. Yeah. It's almost... It's worse, it's worse, it's worse than Brian Callan on Pornhub or whatever it was. Oh yeah. Oh yeah, no... Jirk me. Jirk me. Yeah, you. He's family. What are you doing today dad? I'm gonna do the Jirk Mates podcast. The fucking loser. Speaking of losers, the commanders, my team, they're not looking too good. And I understand that you have some fantasy people right? No, it's my team too. Oh yeah, oh nice. Okay, good. I'm gonna go for the commanders here. That's good. Wrong time to pick up. Yeah, no for sure it is. A friend of mine was saying in our group chat that the commanders have been so bad that it's stunted our personal development. Oh wow. He thinks that if we grew up as Patriots fans or like Yankees fans, I guess, or somebody else

9:16who's been good, Dodgers, that we would have been more successful. What do you think about that? Man, your friend's a sad boy, huh? Yeah, well, he's in comparison. He says, essentially, he was like, he's named somebody we know that grew up as a Patriots fan. And he was like, Alex would never have put up with something like this. Like, he would, and he would have done something and that's why he's a successful. Alex wouldn't let himself watch his wife get fucked. He's been making terrible decisions in these games because of the commanders. I guess. I mean, I'm sympathetic to it because they have been terrible our whole life. They do things that are shocking. You know, they lose in the most pathetic of ways going forward on fourth down and not only do they get in her third or instead of kicking a field goal and not only do they not get the field goal, but the star quarter back is injured for the rest of the season or something like that. Like, the most pathetic, sad ways is how they do it. True. Have you ever had a team like that?

10:16I mean, you grew up with the Dodgers. Clippers. And the Dodgers. I mean, they've been bad until recently, right? The Dodgers for years would just lose the World Series, dude. But they were in the dude. Listen to that fucking, oh, they would lose the World Series. Well, they constantly lost in the playoffs and the World Series. Okay. Our team didn't go there. They didn't, they lost far before the championship or the playoffs. I mean, that prefer to lose than go to game seven of the World Series and lose to the Astros. What? That's, I don't agree with that at all. I much, you don't even know what it's like. I mean, I was on the team, so like all the guys in the locker room were just kind of like he played for the Dodgers. If you, what would be your position do you think? Gringo Papi. No, I would definitely be like a, I'd be a bullpen guy. Okay. I'd be in the bullpen trying to cheer up all the fellas, you know? Is that like so? Both of you. You don't know what we're going to need you guys. I never get called in, but you know, I'm just always in the bullpen with the guys when

11:21they're about to go in and really pitch or something. If they're losing all the time in these last games you ever think, oh, maybe this is the time I should go in. This is their calling for me now. Don't give me a high pressure scenario, dude, because I'm not even playing. I'm like, I'm not here. I'm just throwing balls with a catcher for fun. Not even, you know, I mean, we can't go from like zero, like, you know, anxiety at all to the most anxiety of all time. And you're going to expect me to pitch good. I suck ass, dude. That is, that's a fear I had. This is crazy because I've never played obviously. I mean, it might be surprising to some of you, but I've never played professional sports. But I always have that fantasy that I'm like in a fanat like somehow I get the ability at a nowhere to be like an amazing baseball player. I have this fear that I start doing it, but then I lose it in the middle of the game. I can't even throw. I'm going to be like, oh, my God, he's having a mental breakdown. Do you ever have that fear? Yeah. Is that a common thing? I think so. Ever since that movie, Major League, where he gets the thing out of nowhere and then he

12:22loses it, I'm like, oh, fuck, that could happen to me. That's what prevents me. Or let's say I'm on a team, I've always thought the pressure of in that scenario where you're going up to bat, you know, what if I've never seen this happen because athletes are not crazy people like me, but like you just said, I think I, there would be a chance from like, I look at it and I'd be like, I can't do it. I can't walk out there, man. It's like too scary. It's too much pressure. What if he hits me with a 98 mile per hour pitch? Per hour. I don't want to do that. Per hour. I'm like, I'm out. I will be at the batter's box and I'll say, no, not doing it. And I'll walk off. You're pulling at your work doing the gardening or whatever you're pulling out with. He break both your wrist. I don't even know what I'm doing. There I'm fine with making these decisions and doing things. But if I'm about to walk out on the basketball floor and I don't know, like I just, I could see myself being like, no, it's too much.

13:24Too many people are counting on me here. Yeah, do the basketball floor? Or are you kidding me? I would be thirsty. The football arena? I'm sorry. I would be thirsting all day, dude. Yeah. And football, I'd be, dude, you saw that video of that cowboy. No. The guy that got the, what does that thing called it? The kickers use? Kick the ball. Placeholder? Placeholder or something like that? Maybe. Did you see that video of that guy, dude? No, no, no, look at that. Yeah, I mean, I like, I like saying what I say basketball for. Football arena, soccer field, no, soccer field is too accurate. But yeah, no, all of those things would be too high pressure for me. Way too high pressure. Goddamn it. I'm not going to be able to find it quickly. There's like a dude, what a, oh yeah. That's the job. That guy looks like a chef. What is it called placeholder? Placeholder is the guy that holds it, actually, I think. He's the guy that holds the ball. But I know your term, it's kind of like a T.

14:24That's what I mean. Yeah. I don't know what, I think it might also be called placeholder. Oh my god. It's, I think T is correct, dude. I don't know, I'm going to be able to find it. Was it college? Yeah, it's giving me a bunch of stuff about testosterone here. Yeah, no. Yeah, but anyways, I mean, the commanders are shitty. Yeah. They're the worst team in the deserveer been. But I do want to thank you, though. This is our new quarterback for the match. Yeah, we got to go right back to the, Oh, it's me. I don't know what to do. I don't know how to handle it. So like, yeah, like that, James Daniels broke his hat. How are you going to handle it? That's the commander's GM. He's full of cat. All the decision makers on the commanders. I was telling you before the podcast started that, I think that they, they're so good at losing. It's almost like they practice losing. That's what they do at practice. They come out in the field. They're ready to fucking in the most pathetic of ways. Man, y'all practice losing or what? They practice throwing interceptions. They're like, all right, that's pretty good.

15:25All right, but this time when you throw the interception, we want to make sure we can get injured too. So make sure you fall. Use your arm as a way to break your fall. What is this when you send me? Oh, this one is just like, I saw this story about, Twitter is going crazy off this lady. Apparently she sent her daughter to a bad school on purpose, even though she's rich, because she thought that doing that would equalize things. Like they'd have to start paying attention to the bad schools or something like that. And she's like trying to be radical. We need to make the bad schools better by sending our kids there. And then years later, her daughter was like, why did you do that? You fucked me, you know? Wow. Isn't that nuts? Yeah, I mean, the daughter's right, but also like, fuck the daughter, dude. Who cares? Yeah, well, yeah, I want to hear what do you think about that? You're fine, huh, dude? Guess what? Life goes on, daddy? Yeah, you're still rich.

16:25We got people in fields in Yemen fucking sucking on cats. You're fucking fucking... Yeah, is the picture of you... The picture of the daughter doesn't have a big cheek. She didn't have cat. Are you a college dude and cat? Yeah, are you on the commanders? Yeah, you're fine. Life could be so much worse. She, you're in the New York Times or whatever. I think the article is in the New York Times. Here, so this... I have this question to pose you also. Like what's your least favorite time in American history? Least favorite time in American history? Maybe when I was in high school. You're so fucking stupid. But I know what you mean. Jesus, fuck you. I would say, come on, I was joking. I know, I know it's funny. Worst time, I don't know slavery, I guess. Oh, well done, but... I mean, like, yeah, I mean, dude, slavery's the worst for sure, but that makes me feel stupid now. I don't mean I was in the same age. You could also be like, yeah, that's what I meant. No, but... Slavery is interesting to like look into in shit. You know what I mean? Yeah, definitely. So that's not the most, like, not my,

17:26what I'm picturing at the moment. Boring? Yeah, like, suck ass, fucking... The depression? Okay, the depression is kind of like... But that's also interesting to look into like how it happened. Yeah. What is the most boring? I got you, I got you. I was just hoping you'd have, because I have a quick answer, dude. Yeah, 1830s to 1860s, New England. I don't know, talk about people working for free and shit and then like losing their lives and stuff. Oh, indentured servitude? Yeah, we're like, you know, the whole, the rise of industrialization and the New England and they're making shirts and like, they figured out how to make shoes real quick and shit. Like, I don't care. And then, oh, we got the canals and the railroad system and stuff like this and the roads. We paved the Cumberland road and like, I don't keep a fuck. So recently, I don't know if you've seen this yet, but Lizzy Bourdain, have you seen that? Oh, I saw it listed. I'm gonna eventually watch it, but no, is it good? Yeah, it's all right.

18:27Who is she? Lizzy Bourdain says, chick in that time, that fuck can kill her stepmom and dad. That's facts. That's the first scene of the whole thing. So, you know, I mean, I don't, that's spoiler, it's a historical topic. If you don't know that then, come on. I didn't know it, but. But yeah, that's my least favorite time in history and it's the same thing as Lizzy Bourdain's show. And I watched the whole show. But is it boring, though? No, it's good. Okay. But I just realized how much I hate that time in history. Oh. Cause I'm also reading about that in class right now. Really? I stayed up until fucking two in the morning last night doing my history homework about industrialization and new England. So does industrialization and it like completely changed everything and the way they do stuff? And yeah, I guess, but to me, it doesn't matter, dude. It's just boring. Yeah. I can see it doesn't sound particularly interesting. In my mind, New England industrialization, I always think of low master chooses

19:28and it just sounds so sad. Lowell, yeah. Is that where it is? Yeah, dude. That's funny. Cause lowell is probably, that was the first industry, right? And then lowell became after industry failed like the saddest of places. Like the lowell is that apartment complex over there. They got tabs at lowell. Well, they wish they had tabs. The people that tabs are like fucking Rockefeller compared to lowell. Lowell is bad. Lowell is like that. I say like I've been there. I've never been there. But it's like that movie, The Boxer with Mark Wahlberg where his brothers like falling out of the window in a trash can. Yo, Diggie, I help you with the fucking, you know, we're gonna fight and shit. This is just fucking sad. They got nothing going on. There's no jobs. And those people are, it's funny that you start off, it's probably really great to be in low when the jobs are coming in. And then as soon as it fails, you go right back to where you were, which is meth and-

20:28Well, just like having Jayden, Dan is on your team, we're being a commanding fan. Yeah. It's great when you're in preseason and then also when the season starts, good day. Yeah, it's very fragile. Everything could lead to essentially the cat thing. The cat, the guy with the cat in his mouth, that's where you end up. I'll back. I don't happen to fear. Yeah. You end up being like that. What was that blah blah blah blah? Shabda. They both, the interviewer has also has cat in his mouth. Probably. Dan, that's a lot of cat, my boy. I love that he looks like that. Damn. He's got a weird shape to his head. Why have all the cat on? I mean, in Yemen, you don't really give a fuck, huh? Do they have any mirrors in Yemen? You can't like see yourself. This guy probably thinks this is a good look. Yeah. He's like his friend, his dad, his dad had only like half the cheek that he had. He's like, I'm gonna have a way bigger cheek than my dad.

21:28His eyes don't even work. He's on so much cat. Yeah, this one is here normal sort of, but a little big big, the pupil, but this one's all the way over to the side here. I don't know what that eye is doing. The right eye. God knows what it's doing. That's a quarterback sneaker there. He's got his eye looking that way to see if there's more cat somewhere. That's his cat eye. That's cat eye. He's his thrift store blazer. It's all hot there. That's a lot of my guy. What does we got here? Let me see. It's a Lisi Bourdain thing, dude. Is bananas? You got to watch it. Why did she kill her stepmom? Well, that's why you got to watch it. Okay, but she like, obviously she's crazy, right? Yeah. Okay. Crazy. Crazy hot. Is she hot? I was kidding. I was, I was heard that name, but I never really took the time to look to see who it is. Yeah. The other thing I wanted to thank you for putting me on to Erie Spears and Vlad TV,

22:30because I had completely forgotten about that. If you guys remember, I think we talked about it at one point, but Vlad TV is this big show where he interviews people and hip hop and R&B and social media and stuff like that. And then Erie Spears is a famous comedian that we all know and love from mad TV. And he used to do shows where he would interview people for Vlad. Please get in the... Yes, from him. He asked for more money and Vlad told him no. So Erie Spears went on and like blasted Vlad and now they're having this interview to get the real facts out there, son. You know, put it all on the table. I don't even like Erie Spears, dude. No, I mean, I think he's really funny. But I do. I think he's funny and talented, but he's held back by... He himself. himself. He shoots himself in the foot whenever possible. He's like a crazy person. He doesn't have... He doesn't really use logic or reason, which is so funny in this interview. Because if you have the time, I highly suggest watching this.

23:33If you take off everything you said, you could be talking about me too. A little bit. Not anywhere near as crazy as Erie's. No, whatever, man. I get it. Cool, Nick. Please get in these comments, especially now, more than ever. It's so crazy, dude. The way he approaches it is so funny. And then also the... I want to hear... I love that he's got the hat with the sticker still on it. Good for... Same here. There he goes. Oh, another... I just bought this hat yesterday. All of what y'all got to say, we want to read it. We want to talk about it. Anything that comes to your mind, good takes, bad takes. Mark's gay, get in the comments. You know, we want to hear it from you. Voice mails and email shows. Patreon.com slash Spiritsburg Park. Communicate. Looks like a... Team U, David Cross. Dude, he's this guy sucks so much ass. He's so terrible. He's the worst. He reminds me of like people that I've known who...

24:34They just never grow. You know, they're always the same guy. Like, they're just... They're kind of like... This guy, I guess, he latched on to Eris Spears and he just... He's like, this is my guy now. But it prevented his maturity as like a man. You know? He's still in his early 20s. He's... Another way of just talking about Miguel. Godesh. Godesh. Godesh. This is me, Miguel. Fuck. With us directly. That's how you do it, guys. If you want to talk to us, you want to talk to us. We want to talk to you. You want us to go on with our mind, which you need us to know. That's what the best way to do it, Patreon. Is the best for us. It's going to be uncut. It's going to be everything that you want it to be, so please check us out on Patreon as well. Call in 617-940-40101. Email Eris Spears-45-HALMAM.com. 25th. Start the fuck up. 1,910-226, we're going to be in San Antonio at the top and center for the arts. Now we're on our European tour after that. Listen, it's two weeks of your arc, guys. Jump on www.ErisSpears.com. All the tour information is on there.

25:34It's the best way to find us if I'm see it. ترتجduan 30 وعني Moving towards zacختي لostolarınıulo هذاٌuel بق quarter كبرا gases حسنا هذا things are only something هذاً حسنا the stuff أعتقد أنه هو the airy spear show it's time break podcast the spear is in Steinberg at least that you gave him a shout out on that Imagine being a radio listener of this I can't imagine there are many and Vlad being on it is probably the biggest episode do you have on someone that you hate that you want to confront and it's like 100,000 times the biggest episode I mean we spent

26:35airy loves to fucking shoot himself in the foot and make himself look bad all right is this is Andy Steinberg and over there so dude named Vlad you can't see it but what's that uh what's that old-spice and you got the old-spice security man up in here to do the old-spice commercials okay well can we get one shot make sure everybody knows it's a joke nah we wouldn't know what it is what it is can you be on a shot can you be you know why he's mad oh why this comes out later when I was listening to it I didn't really realize what this man so Vlad showed up with a security guard because he's these guys hate him and he was like worried that there could be he didn't think that there'd be confrontation his words but he showed up so airy's for like you got the fucking old-spice guy over there he's starting he's mad that there's a security guard right off the bat he's furious airy's for all so I can't beat you up now

27:37because honestly there's like a part of me that thinks that airy's for his did want to beat him up he's like fuck this is a cool young up now are they in New York? probably okay yeah very young Brooklyn okay fucking the fight for fight for fight for fight you heard what he said right what when he was talking about the fight for fight for airy's for you this is another version of 100% 100% so before we get busy with this conversation let's try to start off with some decent energy prior to all of this happening how long have you and I known each other 10 years 10 years and I've done this show like a million times right uh something like that was a 10 year maybe eight years maybe a little less than a brother well I mean obviously everybody knows that there's been this beef in order for that to be a beef it has to be two sides I really ain't said nothing uh I haven't lies really haven't said anything you called him the f word I really ain't said nothing I've been a good boy

28:37my name is airy's bees he's so crazy like he just he think he had him on this pie I've listened to most of it now and it seems like airy's spares had flat on to like expose flat and like show all the lies you know and like how airy's is great and he did nothing wrong but he starts it off so he starts off with that full outlie you know which is provable and false and doesn't make sense that you would say that yeah and then he just continues to he had he clearly has thought up things to confront Vlad with before this which is crazy and ridiculous being I haven't even talked about it this is the first people he can about me for for for for for he's doing the voice the voice doesn't help I could see he has like a list of things he's come up with his lackey where he's like first thing is we confront him that we did nothing wrong and then they they admit that they they were making fun of Vlad so they have to cross that off and then they're like all right

29:38let's go on to the next thing and it's also okay yeah it's okay all right we lost on all points but we at least we have some cat that we can eat after the show your cat baby he starts can and later on in the interview he starts confronting Vlad that are with like legitimate criticisms probably but they have nothing to do with what came before he loses so badly that unlike the airy spears whatever he's trying to do clear his name that at some point he's just like all right fuck all that your show is creates negative things in the black community doesn't it and the vets like I guess what is like that is nothing to do with the two of us you know like just using logic yeah so sad on the social media and and and then flat in my gums but you have well we both said something I never say anything really publicly until after you did that's not true well let's just backtrack that that that that's not true you did why would you say that

30:38well let's take to the facts Vlad you know facts this is facts in New York yeah these are New York facts his his facts are whatever he thinks they have nothing to do with reality this isn't watching the videos of him talking about it before he's got to be mad after this he's he's somebody that definitely lives in a simulacrum yeah you know like it's the airy spears simulacrum where everything that everything bad that happened to him as other people's fault I was on an island with colipso taking lotus flower for seven days over seven years he convinced colipso to give him lotus and he's like why would you keep me in prison here you kept making me eat lotus and colipso is like you stole lotus from me you came here for lotus you showed up you said i'm here to get lotus I told you it's not a good idea and you stole lotus from me all right but uh you you still gave it to me though no again you stole it from me that's me the kid all day is New York yes

31:39you don't even know you don't know the culture i'm done that's another thing he does he talks like the New York thing and that he said uh don't get out i'm finished we're done wait wait wait for for for maybe if there are in your estimation some of the good times and now what's brought us in all the good times mm-hmm uh i enjoyed our interviews i think uh we have a good back and forth i think that uh the fact that we don't agree with each other and there is like a certain amount of friction and disagreement between our it's so funny that even when our experience isn't in frame you still get the feeling of our experience the Richard Pire album right there this are his crazy interviews creates good good content uh and uh you know i enjoy our interviews we don't really talk outside of our interviews much

32:39show we don't hang out outside of our interviews but i think the interviews themselves have been cool and i think we've had a good uh business relationship over the years at any point in time did you ever consider me a friend you know i consider that we're friendly but when i consider friends it's people who i hang out with and talk to outside of the actual interviews themselves right like for example me and michael jai white i was just at his house the other day me and him talking the phone for hours he's been in my home i've met his family you know at their house he's gone to my birthday dinners and everything else like that so i consider him more of a friend he's so hurt yeah he's he's angry like he's angry and also again it's so fucking obvious that he's planned out what he's going to say this has not really an interview it's things that ari spirit has had in his head that he's like oh i know i know how i'll get him i'll be like have you ever considered me a friend and then the guy doesn't respond in the exact way ari's a fantasy plays out so he's even more mad now he's like

33:43fuck i he's not my friend he never was a friend we're done what done who's uh who's more new york to you um ari spears or andru shoals um authentically i think maybe ari spears but like more ridiculously annoying i think shoals okay i mean this is ridiculous dog it is crazy what's happening in the background here is driving nuts what you know what i mean new york that's new aren't all those chords in the game that's new york terminator it's so not she called Jordan that's new york he was born in new york you got sent to north carolina who's this uh surely temple who's his name um that's that chick from the um charlie's angels i think i forget new york name is new york the bottom being that's the first new york that's new york this boom box i have next to me i'm so new york i need a boom box touching me

34:44at all times it's a good point the romones we are so new york a batman x-men come on the beetles in the chase stadium this new york i don't know what the fuck this is the midnight special i don't know that either that's a new york clock an artist in the new york made this clock for me this is the only time there is eastern standard time that's the only i got to do in here that's so new york a lava lamp we created lava lamps in new york this phase phigi water phigi water phigi is in new york mount phigi on also known as timbalans the timbalans thought the arles fortune-eggir thing seems very on new york didn't that take place in la oh yeah so yeah but new york is just rocked their world like the robots are taken over and michael jordan is obviously in chicago yeah but all new yorkers claim that michael jordan is the goal do you see under michael jordan is larry bird and magic chance and i think that's also two very not new yorks also new york li boss and new york basket ball at the mecca

35:52no next time the steinberg i feel like well i don't know what had he has on but it'd be funny if it was like florida marlons or something new york saint louis carnal's new york and his hat says fuck new york reckon we listen to we play the s and e s in here it's new york that's new york dude generation x so much better if they were just in the black box yeah it's a little it's a little much in it and we've always been friendly we've always had a good relationship but i wouldn't put us in the friend category because we don't spend time outside of interviews outside of work okay well i just want to i don't know if you recollect ghost but the back to the future let's go this is new york right here ghost musters rock my cry at the end i think ghost musters might be new york ghost but this too is the most but back to the future is ele back to the future to the most new york movie of all time why is it too both of them because two was the second one yeah we love twins in new york just like a budweiser commercial in the

36:58nineties lary bird figurine as well oh yeah yeah he lost he wishes he was on the next and there's also a blazer's card next to lary bird new york pulling york portland is new york i mean you did refer to me as a friend i may have okay let's put a pen in that for now yeah that's fine so do you hear that too what exactly so pathetic and like flimsy like but one time you did say friend so you're a liar so let's sit on that because i was correct for once we're gonna come back to that it's as your point is that you called you a friend one time what he's so crazy but it's as funny it's very new york to see that you're my friend that's the most new york thing because i want to i want to kind of build up on something you said so i was trying to argue that i think Andrew sholes might be more New York than airy spears yeah pathetic oh yeah yeah what are you sorry what are you saying it's just pathetic it is yeah it's much it's a sad it's a sad thing oh and as far as i'm concerned as far as like good

38:04times i mean as far as like what we've done on camera where people have said the feedback the chemistry the magic the the back and forth the vibe so we definitely had something and i don't know if at any point you'll admit to it but there've been a gazillion people that's been telling me you know you have lads need to squash that shit gazillion also a very new york thing to say jelian bronzons getting paid like a gazillion dollars to play for the nicks we got to have there should be a sheet of words and money that you say in new york gazillions at the top that's a lot there's like the middle man and a shit yeah like a different broke it's just gazillion and broke style Steinberg level right there you ain't got nothing just like my side geeky he's broke his head and get back right because york was york was like lethal together yeah i heard that okay cool so now what brought us here well brought us here well a few things brought us here there was where shall i start

39:12well i think what really what brought us here was when you and i had our disagreement over text message and ultimately the phone call didn't happen you ended up doing this podcast and you mentioned the falling out publicly so once you put that out there then that gave me i never mentioned the fallout on podcast i just didn't have time to you did no no let me let me just why would you say you didn't when you did i'm gonna be listening to this all day i'm gonna be in class noon just be like oh my god always crazy he really is it just doesn't make any sense at all like if i if i thought i was right in the argument i'd find a better way to do it than this just to be like and i didn't do that but there's literal proof that you did that what is your yeah but then he kind of tries to be like well you know i didn't really say like i said yes it would happen but i didn't like don't be fun you or whatever it's like but you did you set it this and then

40:13Vlad came out was so i if you're not aware of what happened there wasn't like a negotiation over are you thought he should he should be paid more Vlad told him no so then aries went on his show and he was like i'm not doing Vlad anymore he won't you know pay me money he won't talk to me and Vlad claims that like they never even call like he never there's something about him never calling but saying was gonna do it and then Vlad came out and said that aries was like this rude guy to his guess and her the people were for him i mean and and then aries called him the f word and all it kinds of horrible things so it's like that's just back and forth over some sort of disagreement it seems very cut and dry yeah yeah the reason why i brought you today Vlad is because we're gonna redistribute your wealth all of it i'm getting half he's trying to act like we got divorced so we need to have it as money we it's kind of it's so sad he want he obviously wants to go back and do that he's like we had some great you know that's what a lot of people are saying

41:17he goes off comment he's like scrolls through his videos looking for comments that are positive you know you know i'm saying i was just talking with this guy the other day DJ six nine Williams Dixie Dixie Normis a lot of people on Reddit would it the Reddit they're talking about me fam they want me back bro but you can't have me balloonfought says that your show sucks now that i'm out there yeah roganishority pie has been posted now stop about me tell me about that Vlad he's from New York you you heard me first i was hurt on podcast i didn't i didn't have time to know you did no no let me let me let me back track your memory i called you and told you how i wanted more money this is a Scientology kind of trying to convince you to become Scientologist that would be hilarious if airy spears was one of those people that tried to get you to do Scientology you'll put your finger on the meter you son let me backtrack you a bit your dad touched you fam maybe he didn't touch you maybe you wanted to be touched New York New York of course told me no because he was like well you don't generate the

42:22kind of numbers that boozy gets and then that's kind of where it started and then after that it was you told me to come on your podcast so we could hash it out i told you i would and i didn't and then that pitched you off and then unbeknownst to me i'm looking on youtube and i see where you got a clip of you lashing out on me complimenting it that's not what happened you mentioned the situation on your podcast with your partner that's exactly what i do that yes or after the fact no you made a fact no that's not what i have before i dropped the video you mentioned it a 100% we could pull up that okay but did he mention like we're not have it we're having issues or did you mention it as in this was a total this was a situation where you know i'm not doing bad anymore because i asked for more money and i said break bread and i'm showing him these comments and you know so yeah we're not doing the show anymore you publicly brought that out neither of us how you publicly brought that out either of us before i respond neither of us have the time stamps on what exactly that happened you pull it out so what you did it that's like

43:23we literally do yeah then he he doesn't also airy spears it's this so crazy to think like now granted i really don't know who's saying the truth or whatever here but airy spears says in the thing like you know we're not he wouldn't take my call and all this that sounds to me like a lie if we were going to do a show it may not be a lie but the idea that you could just say something that maybe as a lie and no one has the ability to respond to it like it was a business call you talked about on your show and maybe lied about it and he's not allowed to respond that's not fair does it make any sense stupid my point is look it up let's we don't have to argue about it it's an actually let's just go with that let's just go with that he's acting like it was 20 years ago he's like we don't know exactly when all this stuff trains five years yes like we'll never know the truth but the truth is just recorded and it's only like last year it's too far it happens so long ago that scientists won't be able to discover it i'm done i'm done

44:30if i said yeah you know the thing about me and Vlad was about a money issue at no point in any of that did i say anything bad about you did i shit on you or come at you in any kind of way i just might have mentioned the money so let's go back to what i'm originally getting to sure so because you said let's go let's hash it out come on your podcast let's talk about it i didn't say come on my podcast that that did not happen what did you say okay let's pull up the text let's pull up the text and we could pull up the actual timestamp stuff it right all right like fuck yeah he scratches your pretty heavy there he's losing so bad what did you say let's pull up the text let's pull up the text let's pull up the text let's pull up the text let's pull up the text let's pull up the text mm-hmm bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum rewind rewind rewind got it ready fam done on April 18th is when you and i started having the Texas change

45:30we were asking for more money right so on April 18th he liked this for more than 27 pm i said let's talk later today when i'm home okay yeah yeah i'm home now do you want to talk let's have a conversation i ran the numbers when i get home you said thumbs up i said i'm free now when do you want to do it you said after five i said okay so i said at five oh nine i said ready no response right the next morning at 10 20 am i said still want to do the call and your response was yeah at some point yeah and then the tool you did a podcast and you mentioned the situation okay all right right you mentioned the situation okay fine and that's when i said okay now i'm going to respond to the whole thing because you brought it out publicly after that little one let me say to you again

46:30even when i mentioned it on the podcast yeah no ill will spoken of you doesn't none it does matter matters to me okay maybe it doesn't matter to you matters to me let me get to the point i want you bring things out public that i can let me get to respond let me get to the point i'm trying to get to okay the fact of the matter is okay yeah you got all that we was friends yeah you called me a friend one time remember play the clip back did you not call me a friend did you not call me a friend one time flat so now you can just go on and say whatever you want about a business deal and there's no repercussions to you as well he's saying it's like so who's gonna represent you in this case i want all the speeds he's by lawyer that wouldn't be funny the judges like all right no no no no we need he's not even Latino he's from New York he would lose so no areas you can't just say object objection i'm done i would like that expunge from the record or else i'm done it happened that way fine yeah it did but because i all of a sudden for like a better words

47:32left you hanging you decided to go on a campaign to just swear my name talk shit about me and it was like okay listen first of all i'm a grown man i don't know but i don't know oh nobody shit least of all an explanation if i decided to change my mind i changed my mind what you and there's repercussions for changing your mind i can go and feel some type of way for getting my time wasted so you change your mind is your choice just like nori could change his mind there's repercussions black people change my mind this is not just show let me finish to get to my ultimate point okay go ahead my ultimate point is this there's always two ways to go about something you're kind of chosen i got a higher road and went i know what even notice bothers me there's no reason for me to do that okay but you chose to do it the way you did it and what i did was i sat back i didn't say nothing i let you have it i might have put out one post where i kind of said that but other than that i let you have it you call me you said i you say that you're you're a warrior yeah we sensor our packet that's fucking New York right there's nothing more

48:33New York than putting a sensor on the f-word in your packet we don't like none of that dirty talk nah it's fucking crazy don't do that we almost censored the f with the regular one too because that's pretty bad like my mom doesn't like it at all my mom hates the annoyed she's new you all she's but she's whole new York i had to respect it uh i wanted to bring up this yeah well you're bringing it up i mean again it's just so it just gets worse and worse for him as the interview goes on every point is disputed there's like maybe one thing at some point that it's like okay well i guess area spheres is right there but it's so minuscule and he acts like it's so important and it's not look how New York this background that's New York yeah super you got somebody in a fucking what is this medieval medieval night custom medieval nights because i originated in New York we got Jordan we got Michael Jordan all over the place

49:33that's what you have to wear that medieval night costume if jessley is around so you don't get the only white boy say from the rasta is old fucking sarah and you'll be here we got a golden AK 47 New York Patrice O'Neil New York liquid death Boston Bruins water thing New York Boston Bruins very New York Michael Jordan on the top very New York damn dude i was hoping you'd beat i think that's when they were moving out of their set well here we go so far into man yeah let's see all in New York stuff here oh yeah we got Jordans we got DVDs New York we've got big New York Pablo Escobar or no this is that's the Mexican one what's his name El Chapo El Chapo New York New York New York City i think that's Johnny Cash on the left that's New York oh yeah Johnny Cash in his green new

50:40that's either Johnny Cash or that's that other was that guy the comedian they got arrested all the time many Bruce maybe it's many Bruce same guy but yeah so i'm just you know i feel like this set is more New York than a Ari Spears set dude probably which makes is like if he would have had a nicer set i would have believed everything already said you know you call me a pussy blah blah blah blah blah so this was after you had done what you done right okay but let's just be clear saying that you never said anything you were saying shit you were going back i was reactionary to what you did that's through the math that's through the math that's through the math if you don't get so emotional did you go there then i don't go where i go that's cool and as far as i deny what i do it's just back in for it's not emotional hey as far as going back and forth on this high school girl shit this is not really the meat potatoes to what i want to get to okay because you chose to go you know what i'm going to have everybody from and i see them all Michael J Mike Jai white Gary Owen Tony Yeo

51:40my fucking tk Kirkland people i know some of them i agree with you i don't even i know the name Tony Yeo i have no clue he's a drug dealer Tony Yeo i think it isn't he the rapper that was friends with them and him i have no clue i think and Gary Owen's the comedian we all know Gary Jerry Owen is the white guy yeah okay got you but the other people yeah i don't tk Kirkland i Corey Hokem uh who are you guys the phase on love yeah you couldn't keep my name out your fucking mouth i would all out it was like i was jazzy and you was Vlad dash i was all out you couldn't keep my name out your fucking mouth why do you think that that was necessary i'm done it's this is this is i want to make it necessary also when i go all out i go all out i go you just gonna be petty okay if you want to call it that okay and here's my big i'll be petty here's my biggest issue what you was for real okay you are fucking liar you're a liar fucking narcissist so let me ask you something kung fu panda would you get that okay so you claimed i stole your kung fu panda you called up where did you get it you and you get it you are fat and

52:43have bags under your eyes and i made a gun you came to my show and you saw me i refer to a guy as that so what do you do did he have bags and a slick throw me slick you think you own the kung fu panda character you know the jokes there's a thousand kung fu characters i don't remember kung fu panda my joke was different than your joke you know i said it funny fucking bone in your body really cuz you have a funny fucking bone in your body you're a liar he's so like and he says that a lot he keep you're a liar i caught you in a lie you caught me you can't be kung fu panda didn't hurt my feelings at all but you stole that joke from me you know he doesn't anybody have a tissue i'm not mad fuck i'm done he's so crazy there's this thing later in the interview where they're talking about how airy spears was rude to the staff apparently and it was so convoluted but essentially they were saying he was like when could that have been i could what were you there were you

53:46and he's just trying to find any kind of like little kernel of something to make Vlad look like he's lying and then finally they get glad at some point says i don't know maybe it's 20 minutes we're looking for the towel it's stop production let's see when you set on the video you said airy's was rude and berate berate in my staff for some more what staff you talking about is you me and the cameraman multiple camera man i always have different camera man i'm just going with that bullshit let's go with that bullshit it's not bullshit when the recording starts it's me you and one cameraman now you may have a revolving door of camera man but when we shoot it's me you and the camera man never one time and berate was i rude to your camera people so much so the only thing i ever say when i get in there to them is yo what's up i signed a paper i'm supposed to sign the release i say hello to him and that's it i don't even talk to them but let's go even further you said uh yeah airy you don't want to let me address they i will let you address it

54:49no no i will address it because i i say this part you can address all you want okay and then that you go there was a moment where airy's needed a towel because he sweats until you started putting air conditioning on it's hot in there the lights in there i do sweat so there was one particular time where you go airy stop production for 20 minutes and he sent my cameraman off to go get him a towel and said he would not do the show again until he got the towel it was 20 minutes this studio like your studio is the studio and behind that door is the bathroom to get from here to the bathroom is eight steps hold up hold up the camera man left got a bushel of paper towels handed it to me i pat myself off and we picked up where we left off okay that took all of about 25 seconds okay where did you get that i was so uh demanding that i stopped the show for 20 minutes and i sent you dude off to go in his car go somewhere bring me a towel for 20 minutes

55:52tell me you're not you you're not lying i was told that you you were told that you were in the whole time i was told that you were in the room the whole time see where my camera okay fucking liar that's a fucking liar and he fucking knows it that never fucking happened and you fucking know it eventually they eventually called it some guy and he's like saying that the camera guy said that airy wouldn't take paper towels and they had to get a towel or whatever but it came out that it wasn't 20 minutes maybe so the airy the whole time's like it wasn't 20 minutes and you lie you fucking lie like it's a big deal he keep these measly another ridiculous thing a one one last thing is this Steinberg the guy that's his co-host apparently hosted a comedy show and Vlad on when he was making fun of aries was saying that that guy's not very funny and and so aries goes and you fucking talk shit on Steinberg right but when you're at the show when you're at the show you said hey great show good to meet you you're fucking liar why wouldn't

56:56you keep it real let's say nothing like that's what normal people do if you're at a comedy show some unsucks yeah you don't go up to them but hey you suck you should you should end your life tonight yeah wait they're like see unmore proof that you're not always 100 why'd you go after him it's just like the least amount of logic every year is to get somebody all right well we we gotta get going soon here so let me pull up some voicemails if you would like to leave us a voicemail call us at 775 557 8667 that 775 557 TMOS and I'm not playing the three minute one for the same guy that keeps calling no this one made me laugh and I text you to do the transcript of this one I never heard it that's oh yeah terrifying it sounds like luscious though maybe yeah good for him

57:58grave danger you get it because of graves disease actually you know what my levels are still good you saw that picture I sent you from raising canes with the owner of raising canes his last name is graves oh yeah yeah yeah let's see here hey you're all doing cleaning what's up guys you're not gonna guess who I'm with right now hey shove is there anything that you want to tell these redacks you're going do me I'll plug you up plug in digits I heard that I don't think they heard you shove you want to I tell them again you're sure no and do me help plug you up plug in digits yeah yeah I told them about you and he is not happy so watch it watch it because he shoved he's gonna throw you in the bug you have all right sounds yeah I that tracks I believe that

58:58I wonder did he leave us no he left us on different days I mean yeah leave us a voicemail 75 studio five hundred Jesus Christ I'm done leave us a voicemail I'm gonna play it on the show we've got to get out of here I gotta go to school right now yeah if you don't join the patreon you're a fucking liar see you next week