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DLS- The Walmart Parking Lot Accident Nobody Told Mom and Dad

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“Guaranteed Human Hey, it's Kelly Rowland. You may not know this, but I have eczema. But why let eczema take over when you can talk to your doctor about ebglyss?”From the transcript

In this hilarious episode of Jubal’s Dirty Little Secret, one caller confesses to a teenage car accident that happened in a Walmart parking lot. Instead of telling their parents, they decided to keep quiet—and somehow convinced their parents that the neighbor’s boat was responsible for the damage!

Years later, the parents still believe the neighbor caused the accident. Now, the truth is finally coming out. 😂

Tune in for another hilarious, unexpected, and totally relatable Dirty Little Secret from Jubal and the crew.

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This isn't I Heart Podcast. Guaranteed Human Hey, it's Kelly Rowland. You may not know this, but I have eczema. So I get how it can steal your time. But why let eczema take over when you can talk to your doctor about ebglyss? Ebglyss, lubricism app LBKZ, a 250mg per 2mg leador injection, is a prescription medicine used to treat adults and children 12 years of age and older, who weigh at least 88 pounds or 40kg with moderate to severe eczema. Also called a topic dermatitis that is not well controlled with prescription therapies used on the skin, or topicals, or who cannot use topical therapies. Ebglyss can be used with or without topical corticosteroids. Don't use if you are allergic to ebglyss. Allergic reactions can occur that can be severe. I-problems can occur. Tell your doctor if you have newer, worsening eye problems. You should not receive a live vaccine when treated with ebglyss. Before starting ebglyss, tell your doctor if you have a parasitic infection. Paid partnership with Lili Respect your time. Ask your doctor about ebglyss and visit ebglyss.com or call 1-800-LiliRX or 1-800-545-5979.

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Jubles, dirty little secret. Hello. Hey, you have a dirty little secret. I do. Sweet, what is it? So when I was a teenager, I got into a little car accident in the Walmart parking lot. And teenage me decided just not to tell my parents because I kind of talked me out of even calling the cops. So there was no reporter anything. And so then very next day we go out and see my car, which has obviously been in an accident. And I'm just pulling up, oh my gosh. What happened? Wow. What happened here? So I just pulled like a, I had no idea about this. And to this day they still think that our neighbor

pulled his boat around and hit my car with it. Oh. Oh, wow. He's glued on him. Beeping with the neighbor over that. Well, thank you for telling us your dirty little secret. All right. Thank you. What's your dirty little secret? Text you both to 41061. If you're a custodial supervisor at a local high school, you know that cleanliness is key. And that the best place to get cleaning supplies is from Granger. Granger helps you stay fully stocked on the products you trust from paper towels and disinfectants to floor scrubbers. Plus, you can rely on Granger for easy reordering so you never run out of what you need. Call 1-800-Granger, click Granger.com or just stop by. Granger for the ones who get it done. Hey, it's Kelly Rowland. You may not know this, but I have Exema. So I get how it can steal your time. But why let Exema take over when you can talk to your doctor about Epglis?

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