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DLHS Hour 4 | Five Reasons Women Outlive Men

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DLHS Hour 4 | Five Reasons Women Outlive Men

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most white privilege murder I've ever seen. And I bet she did it in yoga pants with a pump, a spiced latte. I guarantee you. It is the most white privilege murder I've ever heard of. What Kane Paternitary was a mother. She was going through a lot. And she knew that it was going to go bad. You know what she did? She gave her a baby to her husband to her ex or to the father. As a bastard gave trade a few styles on boys and hood. Did you? Yeah. Our parents warned us. Get out of my face because if I raise up and put my hands on you, I'm a kid. And you know what? So I guess this a nose me spinning night over time. It's out. I guess that's no. Yeah. It's not mean hard. I shouldn't ask you anymore. It's hard. No. I know this weekend. Patrick Clancy, the husband, is going to speak out. And people are upset because now they've been divorced for a minute. He's gone on and married another woman.

Three because he's four years ago. Yeah. She's going to be on the episode with him and people are pissed off saying, what's she doing here? She got office being there. Yeah. Well, I like to have more kids that my wife doesn't murder. I have to start all over you. Know why? Yeah. And then like she's a mother. No, she's not. She's going to write to call out some of her mother because she murdered them. She used to be a mother. She used to be a mother. Wow. She's don't insult people. You know what? Say what you want. Black mothers have been mothering this, these countries' children says to be, there's an a certain age. If you live it, if you're a white guy of a certain age in this, in the United States of America, in the southern region, you were raped and very likely had black woman's breast milk. Yes, you did. That's just it. You cannot go to the East Coast and not see white babies with South with Caribbean women. You can't see. I was telling you about the story. I saw on social media where this woman named Monique Harris, a flight attendant, a board on airline and a white mother was exhausted from, I guess, her baby.

I don't know, but the baby she was trying, she couldn't keep herself awake and she walks over. Monique picks up the baby and keeps the baby in order for the baby to go to sleep. Yes. And now the baby is a dancer for two lives. He's always got a code here. Why? Yeah, the baby. He wants South crime and let's have A.B. Hot sauce on his food. He loves chicken. I don't know what his name was saying. Why would we call him to Quaidias? What's wrong? Well, he can run a 40, though. He's breaking records. When we landed, he had a gold tube. I don't know what happened. Well, that's he begging for a bad lane for his face. That's the other guy. Grandma is still here, but pop up is long gone. We're going to tell you why on my top five, a jet and give us five probable reasons. Women outlive men. This will be interesting, but my dad won't walk. The number five women's sleep more. True. Yeah. Sleep more. Definitely not. But it gets to kind of recycle. Number four, the top five probable reasons.

Women outlive men. Women are physically affectionate. Really? Some women are, yes. Some women are. Yeah. Some aren't. No, three of the top five probable reasons. The ones who aren't, we call them a lie. Oh, three. One of the go to the doctor more often. Yes. Regularly actually. Yes. Number two of the top five probable reasons. Women outlive. Women process heartache thoroughly. You're up in me. Oh, and the number one of this is going horribly wrong. And the number one of the top five probable reasons. Women outlive men because they vent. Yeah. Or they go whatever it is. You know, I have a way, you know, they express. Any of those things. Yes. It's not all of them. No, not all of them. But the ones they do. Yeah. Oh, my gosh. Boy, I'm sure glad that's over with. May too. Yeah, but I know I learned something today. What do we learn, Charlie Brown? The learned eggs. Time to talk about what we learned today. It is the deal you will show you 2026 editions. If case you're going to be in Charlotte, North Carolina,

I'm going to be there this Friday. Let's give you this Saturday at Urban Dutorial, myself, Don Lemon for the DL and DL tour. So make sure it happens. It looks like they are saying that the United States is guilty of war crimes. Yeah. You know they did it. Yeah, of course they did it. You know they did it. Absolutely. They did it. And P.D.X. Whoever sent it, second day. I don't even understand that whole situation. I mean, why do people get to come up in ways that we could never? No. No. Come on. Leave home, Deepon. Come over here. Meet the head of the... What are you doing right now? You want to start a war? You want to be the head of the FBI? You could do it. I got a great podcast. How come I can't be a brazen surgeon at Tufts? Yeah. At Tufts. Yeah, you're on the microphone before. Do you see you... You remember what I do? I do think I can run for war. I think I'd like to. I'd like to be the head of national security winner. What? Jasmine Sanders, what's your name today? Shout out to LaToya Jones and AKA... I thought you'd say LaToya Jackson.

Oh, and she's an AKA member of the Divine Nine. She actually created an app that is kind of like the green book. So it's designed so that wherever you are in the world, you can connect with other members of the Divine Nine. Oh. I think that's super dope. It's not that. She was actually out of the country and she said she was walking somewhere she had on an AKA shirt and a woman came running up to her to hug her, turns out she was a Delta. And she said a couple of times that happened to her in different places if she was traveling. And she's like, you know what? It would be great to be able to connect with other people who are also here traveling, who are members of the Divine Nine. When I was in. When I was in. When I was in. They had a Delta chapter. Look at that. It's called Hey Sara. I love that. It's called Hey Sara. Hey Sara. And there's a waiting list. Not the chapter. Oh, that chapter. Okay. Come on. I do know I gotta keep up. Cash, but tail. It's tough though. Laina Amiaz. It's tough. Laina Amiaz. It's just. It's just. It's just. What did you learn today? What's happening here?

I learned today I wish these damn people stopped calling my phone. I don't want a personal loan. Me neither. I have no damn personal loan. Stop calling. Stop texting. I get the honoured dude. You have been pre-approved for this. I don't want no loan. I don't call you in there another time. You don't loan it to me. I work hard for this. I know I was saying that. See, you just keep struggling with that. I don't want no money. I'm at a max. Right. Oh, my God. And they started like four o'clock in the morning. They don't care. They just started calling. Oh, don't. Hey, it's Andy. But they don't call bro. Laina, do your phone ring. Hail nod. Good news. You know. Good news. You know. The next deal you glean show. If you're not going to happy hour and no worries. You're going to bring the party straight to you with the Hugo Eils party. Plus we're going to give you another hot new song on my day. But another weekend. Another episode where people get to tell me exactly what they think of me. And I'm getting a tomorrow. And there's not a damn thing you could do about it. It's the deal you really show. This is Rick Burgess from the Rick Burgess show. If you're still auto renewing your car insurance without shopping around. You are probably throwing money away. I'm telling you, go check out insurify. In about two minutes, totally free.

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