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DLHS Hour 4 | Five Reasons People Do Not Like Stephen A. Smith

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DLHS Hour 4 | Five Reasons People Do Not Like Stephen A. Smith

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The D.L. Hughley Show — DLHS Hour 4 | Five Reasons People Do Not Like Stephen A. Smith. Machine-transcribed; use the interactive transcript above to jump the player to any line.

Have you ever thought about the difference between paying rent and owning a home? When you rent, your monthly payment helps cover the cost of living there, but it usually doesn't build anything for your future. Home ownership is different. Each payment you make on a home may help build equity, which is the value you own in the property over time. At that equity grows, it can become a financial asset that may support your long-term goals. Own in a home can also provide stability. You have a place that shores where you can build memories, establish roots, and truly make the space your own. And the good news is that many people are surprised to learn there are programs designed to help first-time home buyers get started, including grants and assistance programs that may help with downpayments or closing costs. Learning about your options is the first step toward making an informed decision about your future. Visit toolsforhomeownership.com They found Mitch McConnell.

They found Mitch McConnell. Kind of. Did they find him though? Let me tell you something. Old white men who are in there, he's the same as Donald Trump only. He doesn't take dumps in his pants and fall asleep in the middle of the face by war. That we know of. But why would those men be in charge of anything? They should be greeting people at Walmart. And why would you be so proud to roll this guy out the way they did? And he never is clearly not move at all. He didn't even know where he was. I could tell. But Tennessee Kentucky deserve that kind of represent. What they want? Let him ask. He asked all the thing they said to have and heard his voice. He hasn't actually spoken 92 days. He can't speak. He's stuck with that dumb ass mullers face. Somebody had to reset button to say, well, no. It is, he can't speak. He came there to vote. Now put him the hold his hand up. That's exactly what they do. This is the weekend at Bernie's type stuff. And people are watching us have why would old men like that ever being charged?

His age and their prompt on them and we're going to raise your hand there. Yeah. Man, it's just he he's not too much different than Trump. Then he followed the sleep. Did you see when Trump like was aggressive? Not you. Look there. Like that. I did see where he interrupted the AI expert. He looks so stupid. I'm like Trump just sit down. It's just enough. How much more can we take about to be? I mean, I say that to the universe. About two years. That's how much more hopefully if we do what we're supposed to do in November, at least the last two will be. I also hope you must hope. Don't say that. Take it back. No, I don't do so. Don't do it. Yeah. I hope alive. Come on. I don't believe in these people. I don't believe they say, you know, I hear these people in the stuff that they say trying to justify this. It isn't saying, but they can't really, I can't forget. Yeah. It is expensive. I can afford it. And groceries. You can work as long as I can afford it. Yeah. A lot of people that vote for him can't. Mm-hmm.

And it's getting worse by the day. It is getting worse. And you know, did you see on CBS just an hour ago, they showed the damage that the wreckies had done to the American people. Yeah, well, they've been getting told. They've been kicking up some ruckus jag. I'm telling you, then I'm turning this to Drinking Kids, we can guess who Drinking is. How are you stopped that? You must have been listening to that on your way to the studio. I'm telling you, they have these suffices to say, I don't think I'm speaking out of school when I say to them, didn't fucking fight. Oh, yeah. They got my- They're not playing. They're not playing. They're like, we not God. They're like, maybe show you better than we can tell you. We're waiting. We're not telling. You need to believe us. We're not them. Mm-hmm. Watch your mouth. Yep. Oh, you got more to say? Okay. Yeah. That's what the sound of a drone. Oh, that was what that was. Do it again. I would say that their military leaves us smarter than ours right now. That's one to hear. One more time. I sighed from his social and political needs.

Dad gave us five reasons. People don't like Stephen A Smith. Well, because we don't think of this question. Because we don't. That's all you need to know. Number five, the invisible attendance. What's the hell? I don't know what that is. Means that he spends hours critiquing other players, even though he's never been seen out of practice and shoot around or anything. Oh, okay. I think Kevin Durant called him out for that. Yeah. Number four of the top five reasons. People don't like Stephen A Smith. They stay off the weed delivery. Oh, yeah. You know, it's been some life advice and all that. Yeah. You know, we got the weed legal. People did it so much and with just so much. You know, we might go legal either. You know, I'm not going to kind of how we end this slavery. They make it all this money and we ain't getting on. Come on now. That's how we end the slavery. People are these. They don't keep running. Number three of the top five reasons. We want to put the **** on it. I see the nice Smith. The decibel level. Wow. Oh, because he's yelling every day. That's so irritating. Can you just talk about it? He said it's getting smaller, smaller. It's almost like he's been assaulted by a witch doctor. It works for Russell and Bob. He thinks it works for him.

Number two. Yeah. Yeah. He said it's getting smaller and smaller. That's where they are. Have you seen Beetlejuice? I told you, it looks like the dude in the Simpson's. It's getting smaller. Is that what you're talking about? It's getting smaller. It's getting smaller. It's getting smaller. It's actually bigger and bigger but smaller. It looked like a shrunken heat. Number two. On the top five reasons. We would all like Steven A Smith, the six year finals curse. He's always proud, man. He's always proud. Yeah, he's always proud. For six straight years. Yeah, everybody has. And we're going to listen to him. He got the last one because he's been saying New York forever, bud. We've had nine different champions. And the number one of the top five reasons. We would all like Steven A Smith because we just don't. The dramatic pause and stare. Yeah. I'm telling you. Nobody's getting smaller. Pretty soon it's going to be on the chain. You're in the stupidest thing in the world. Oh my god. You know, it's going to be smaller than the Jesus piece pretty soon. That's what you got. Or at the end for Pimpsle, like a little bit race. Ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Somebody, I bet you what, if he's been in Louisiana, someone put the

ridder on that ****. You ain't just forget it, didn't you? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Okay, every time he wipe my heads and make a bugle, bugle. I got to go bear your chicken with the baby's life. All right, did you ever see that movie, Tinder? I did. Yeah, yeah. Tinder and the, the, the, the, the, the, the, which doctor and, and, and, I think somebody them put a rid on that ****. You see it being smaller and smaller. So eating up his hair, right? Got to eat it. Many people believe buying a home requires a large down payment and years of saving, but that's not always the case. Across the country, there are programs designed to help first-time home buyers take the next step toward home ownership. Some of these programs offer down payment assistance or grant funding that may help cover part of the upfront cost of purchasing a home. Grants are especially helpful because they generally do not have to be repaid. There are also organizations that provide home buyer education, financial counseling, and guidance to help individuals understand the home buying process before they begin.

The goal is simple to help more families become informed and prepared for home ownership. If owning a home is something you've been thinking about, start by visiting tools for homeownership.com. This message is brought to you by the National Foundation for Credit Counseling's Paving the Way Forward Initiative. It is the DL Uglish Show Your 2020-66 edition case. You are going to be in Charlotte, North Carolina, I'm a B. At Evans Auditorium on September 19th along with DL and DL, down limit and DL Uglish for DL and DL anything goes. Anything? You would tell everybody about that in the right of the airport. You know, it was a fight at the airport where I guess I went to. This white dude, I guess, was talking smack to a black guy and he was trying to walk out with his little backpack and I don't know what he said. I think it started with the letter. Yeah, I heard it. I turned in my volume. Black dude turned around like, man. He put his back, red dad.

But, blick up. Yep, and folded him up. This is, this is. He folded him up. I don't know. He folded that. Like, Jazzy Jeff. Moody, throw him up. He hit him with a variety. He didn't just hit it. And you can jab, cross, uppercut, and now I'm working on this. I saw this on Instagram, all of this. I don't condone fighting. I don't like it. But I'm gonna tell you something. I'm gonna see somebody picking on somebody else and they get what they deserve. I enjoy it. You don't come down, by the way. I love those videos. I don't know. Did you get... Anyway, do you want to know what I learned today? I guess you don't like violence anymore. See, it's been quarter or the 49 or two. Anyway, shout out to 25-year-old Reagan Hutsell of Texas. She made history when she was crowned. Miss America while walking her natural hair. She's the 10th woman to be to win. But she's the very first one to win while rocking just her natural hair. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She ain't bumper edges and that's... She did not. No baby, but I'm looking for my... I got my thumb up from good times, we ain't, baby. I ain't bumper edges and that's...

Skip my man cheating on what you learned today, baby boy. Man, you see that. The price of diesel is just at a record high now. It's like averaging across $6 in LA. It's like $8. And people like, I don't use diesel. Dumb ass. What do you think? All the trucks that deliver everything you do by on diesel. So it's going to make the price of it. That's why the column of diesel trucks dumb ass. It's only up to $70. But good thing California's had the largest concentration of electric cars. Yeah. I'm the only one who don't have electric cars. Diesel's only up 70% since this time last year, only 70. Huh? You know. Yeah. That's what I have. We need to be double in a minute, just hang on. On the next deal here we show Kyle, here we are, aka, especially our kids. The latest high record producer and we all... Here's the latest project in short bus records. Plus the minitum engine, all kings. We return to expose racialism hidden in our everyday lives. It is the deal here we show we will definitely not leave. See you on the other side, Kyle. My favorite show bus operator, Paul Lattstrom. We got to go. Tau. Tau. It's the deal here we show. See you on the other side.

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