Dirty Little Secret: I Smell Everything!

0:00Get it off your chest. It's dirty little secret with Billy the kid in the morning on mix 102.9. Brought to you by Mint Dentistry. If you got a secret, let us know 833-787-1029. dirty little secret is on. By the way, trips to Disneyland, so many chances to win. We'll do it on the 10. So make sure you listen, trip on us, pay for airfare your hotel, get it all hooked up, get the I-HAR radio app so you make sure you win on the 10s all day. All right, now if you got a secret, confess. Sometimes people like to set it up too on Instagram. You can always hit me up there at Billy on the radio. Your dirty little secret, what is going on? This is probably going to sound super weird. I'm actually pretty embarrassed even admitting it, but I like to smell everything. And when I say everything, I mean literally everything. Okay, when you say you smell everything, what does that mean? I mean, I smell everything too, but... Yeah, like I have a really good sense of smell. You do. Yeah, you do. Like I smell everything. Like I smell everything. Like I smell everything. Something you purposely do, like everything you touch, you want to sniff?

1:02Yeah, it's like almost like a reflex. Like if I take something, yeah, there's a good chance I'm probably going to actually sniff it. Most of the time I've got to be good at it without anyone noticing, at least I think so. But there's like certain things that like I love smelling. So I'll like seek it out. So like old books, for example, are my number one by far. I love like the old paper smell, you know? Yeah, like Barnes and Noble. Wait, old books? Like Barnes and Noble smells so good. Yeah. Like what are like the library, the library are like an old bookstore. Not even Barnes and Noble, go to like half-priced books and just walk around. Okay, they do have a very distinct smell. I know it sounds ridiculous. Like Dusty Musty. Yeah, there's some books, like books smell. I thought you meant like you just have a really strong sense like you can smell everything, but you mean you physically pick things up and smell them? Yes, that's weird. Well, I mean different. Oh. But you do have a good sense of smell on top of it? Oh, yeah. Like I can remember people by their scent,

2:02like not even perfume or cologne, like I don't know, fair mones. I can just smell like the B.O. By their scent, you know, my teacher from fourth grade, like I remember. I run and do an old scent. You know what I'm saying? Like I kind of do because I do feel like people have their own smells. Yeah. Well, like here's an example. Do you remember going to someone's house when you were a kid? And then their house is always had that certain smell. Yes. Like spaghetti. I had a neighbor though. Their house smelled like spaghetti every time you went. I do know you mean. Yeah. Right. That's the kid. So you can smell people like that and recognize their scent. Yeah, it's like a six sense. Okay, like you know people you could smell someone and go, oh, um, that's Timmy. I know Timmy's from down the street. Are you close? Yeah. Yeah, like eyes closed. Yeah, it's crazy. Okay. Like one time my older sister came home from college. It's a prize move for my birthday. Mm-hmm. And my parents were hiding the fact that she was at the house. And like the second I walked inside, I knew that she was there.

3:03I was like, she's here. I can smell her. That's kind of fascinating. And she was. Maybe we need to put you to the airport. But like I need to. The airport is rough. I mean, for drugs. Some cells. Oh, so there are some smells. You don't like, well, obviously there's some smells. You don't like what smells. Don't you like traffic? Traffic? Like if I'm, I know it sounds weird. Traffic has a smell. 75. It's miserable. Like exhaust and rubber. It's a rubber. Yeah. Yeah. Oil, diesel, the pollution. Like, could it make sense? Yeah. Now I'm fascinated by this to the point I have questions. Can you be trained to smell it? Like, you know, the sniffing dogs. Like, can you train to? Can't. It's not beer usage. Well, no, I'm just saying like. Not a dog. You know what I mean? Can you probably? What's the weirdest thing? Let me ask you this. What's the weirdest thing you smell when you like, this is weird, but I got to smell it. Silverware. I have to smell silverware before I use it. Silverware. Silverware. Silverware for what? Well, could I make sure it's like properly clean,

4:03especially if I'm at like a friend's house. And like, if they don't have a dishwasher, I'm like, okay, did you really handle it? I caught it. How well did you hand wash this? I have to smell it. I know. I can tell the difference when you like, drinking out of a cup at a restaurant. Sometimes it smells funny. Oh. You know, you're like, this is water. Yeah, well, sorry. I'm soaps and stuff. Leave behind a scent. Yeah. It's like not something I enjoy. I need you to know that. Like, this is like a pick. It's like an LCD thing. Like, if you see someone that you might like, do you want to smell them? Like, do you have to ask? I do. For permission. Can I permission a sniff? Right. There are things I do like to smell. Like, I want to go travel and like smell places. Other places I haven't. Like what? I've just had to deliver it. I never thought about that. I mean, New York has a smell. You know New York. Is there a certain city you want to smell more than others? Yeah. Yes. Yes. I want to go to Athens. I agree. I want to go to Athens. I agree. All they have in Athens, Texas. Yeah.

5:04I think it's like the places. They're like flowers there. Really? And the ocean. Like, I just want to go and experience all the smells there. I mean, never thought about that. Like, oh, why he has a smell? You can smell the flowers and the trees and really? Mosque has a smell. Oh, Cliff has a smell too. Town-E smells amazing. It's time of the year. Wow. Well, you're making me see life in a different way. So I do appreciate the secret. I hopefully it doesn't bring you any kind of weirdness because I don't want you to think that you're weird. I don't think you're weird. I just think that people have their things. And this is your thing. Yeah. I was blessed with a gift and a curse. Oh, come here. Let me sniff you. No! I'll sniff these cookies. Yeah, give me cookies, Sniff. Thank you. Well, hey, thank you so much. We appreciate you. And good luck with us. Mel and everything. Thank you, thank you guys. I appreciate it. Thanks for not judging. I'm never, of course. Sturdy little secret. I love it. I love weird stuff like this. That's a wild one. I do. I mean, I kind of get it, though. I love the smell.

6:06And this is a weird one. I love the smell of a fresh can of open, like when you just open the tennis balls. Oh, yeah. I love it. Yeah. That's weird. Yeah. And I also hate the smell of a bag of Cheetos when you first open it. You do? Oh, what's wrong with that? Cheetos have a funky smell. Or if you never open it back. I love Cheetos. Yeah. Cheetos, I mean, you know, two points are you serious? I didn't know about Cheetos. I know Fritos do. You're not a real big bag. Fritos, for sure. No, Fritos smell like some elbows. No, you're not a elbows. Yeah, you open up a brand new bag of Fritos. It smells like some dirty elbows. Go to the Vending Machine right now. This is a challenge I know you can do. Yeah. Go to the Vending Machine right now. It get a bag of Cheetos. I come in here and open them up right right at the beginning when you open up Cheetos. OK. I've never noticed. It's going to smell like belly buttons. Yeah. There's some Cheetos that they buy in Candace. Oh, there is. Yeah. That's what stinks. Yeah. There you go. Dirty little secret. We have the horn. That's who's drawer, by the way. OK. Go. Get them right now.

7:07It is. All right. You ready? Yes. And then as soon as you open them, smell it. OK. OK. Oh, I told you. I told you.