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0:00College football is back. So, Hilton called to me the superstition concierge to make your fan rituals a reality. Need a room to match your lucky number? We got you. Want to make sure our team doesn't wash your lucky jersey? Oho, that smells lucky. Hilton's unmatched hospitality can keep up with any superstition. Even a marching bandwink up call it 555 and 55 seconds. Hit it! When you need a team that will do whatever it takes on game day, it matters where you stay. Hilton, for this day. What's going on ladies and gentlemen John Christ in the studio. Alex Easton Cam ladies and gentlemen welcome in episode number two. What? 29. Episode number 229. I just shot my special. Yeah. It's up to the weekend unbelievable. We have to clap. Clap it up. I'm going to shoot. My fifth comedy special. Congratulations. Thanks for everyone in DC in the Virginia area that came out. We made an unbelievable piece of television. Everybody in the crowd did the four o'clock show was a little tricky.

1:01So with all the cameras are there, there's the thousand people working on the stage, working on the cameras, tied up to everything. And the four o'clock show was like, you do two. We're the same outfit and then cut it together. That's kind of, I don't know if that's a secret I wouldn't suppose to say, but I don't think so. So the first one was like, we're going to send it to the people that bought it. Yeah. And I was like, man, it's like putting your game film. You're like, dude, I'm better than this. You know what I'm saying? It was like good. It was like good, but they're my best. Yeah, you go, yeah, I threw the spiral could have been tighter. Sure. You're like, we still completed the past. But then the seven o'clock show game over. So you send it to them like right away? No, after like two months or something we edited in. Got it. Yeah. But the seven o'clock show is lights out. The kids, I need to bunch the crowd to do certain things. Or my kind of trying to lead them, I just ask them questions. It's there yes or no or one, depending on what the answer, the better the joke is.

2:02Yeah. So if I go, hey, where, I don't know what the nomination of Christian are you or what they go. Or when did you first get a cell phone? There's like some funny times that I have funny callbacks for those answers and everybody just steps right into it. Nice. And then the four o'clock show and people are like dang, we really didn't. Yeah, before they were like, what are you doing? That was my fault. Yeah, they're like, we showed up. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That was my fault. That was a nice two nervous. Yeah, it was two nervous. That's cool. That's cool. You still get nervous after five. Yeah. After five. Yeah, that's all still. There's a lot of people that's a lot online. I like that. I think it's because, yeah, it's a lot of money. Getting it if I get it. Anything that's just like, you get one shot after. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what I mean? We'll see. So, you know, see how it comes out in the edit as the philosopher and theologian Mr. Theodore Vaughan says,

3:04we'll see. Episode 229. It's 29. Eric Cod of Southwestern corner of Georgia, including major cities like Albany, Valdosta, Thomasville, and Tifton. It's easy to mispronounce all four of those. What? How? Very no way. Valdosta. Okay, I said Albany. Albany. Valdosta. I would have said Valdosta. Great football down there. Thomasville, I didn't know. Yeah, Tifton. Yeah, Tifton. Yeah, Tifton. Yeah, Tifton. Getting very close, ladies and gentlemen, very close. I'm trying to think of, uh, they got good football down there. It's, uh, that's what all the guys, uh, you're seeing outside lineback, backer, make a tackle for the University of Georgia. They go, it's from Tifton. They're freaks down there, dude. Albany, Tifton, Thomasville. They're all like,

4:04how am I going to say this? Country fed. Okay. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. As a Kirk Herstreet would say, a bunch of athletes. So, thick necks. Yeah. I don't know if she can say that. They go, yeah, but they go, you want to stay in state? We'll get a, we got you. Yeah, we got you. Nice freaks down there. Some of the water. Yeah, I'm a Georgia tech fan. Unfortunately, they all got a Georgia. But, uh, we are getting very close, uh, on not having to promote tour dates. We are getting there. I mean, they're just all filling up. Yeah. We can't come. So you just shut down the tour date reads? Yeah, I guess not. It's kind of, yeah. I mean, we're still doing for now. But yeah, it's, it's, it's nearing that area. This weekend, I'm going to Fort Lauderdale or Orlando Columbus, Georgia, Memphis, Tennessee, Grand Junction. Next weekend, greedly Colorado Springs. Uh, taking a, taking a month or so off. And then coming back in November, middle November Virginia Beach, Wilkes Bar, Hershey,

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7:05Yeah. Oh, sweet. Okay. Okay. I've never known anybody with one, but I've seen them a bunch. I've seen them like at golf courses. Tell me everything. Well, I'll just tell you this is, it's unbelievable. And it's still, okay, I saw my brother texted me and he goes, my wife, Lydia told my wife that you got a robot lawnmower. And I go, I sent him a photo of it. He goes, don't tell dad. You know where this is going? Oh, this guy really with a robot lawnmower. And I go, and I kind of have a bit about this on my show. I go, this has been going, meaning like, oh, he doesn't push the lawnmower like I do. And I was like, you're too good for it. Yeah. And the next generation of like, oh, they don't want to work anymore. It's easy. And I said, I have to say my show. This has been going on for as long as humanity has existed. There has been, okay, before this, you go, oh, you got a riding lawnmower.

8:05Yes. Oh, you got a push lawnmower. Yes. Oh, you got a mower that, yes. Like in the cartoons. Oh, you have one of those with wheels and I just sh- Sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-cycle. Yeah, it and it's just- Yeah, it's just like a little bit of a wheel that eats the grass. Yeah, yeah. Oh, you just don't pull it out. Yeah, I say go. So, you mow your lawn at all. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You cut your lawnmower. Yeah. We just trample it down so we can walk to go to the river to get water. And you go, okay, are the techno- Like if you go, oh, I'm sure in the- somewhere in the course of history someone goes, yeah, okay. So somebody, right? Somebody, a plumber went over to their house and hooked up water next to their sink into this box and it washes their dishes versus just doing it by hand.

9:05Oh, this guy got- I mean this guy got a calculator. What's wrong with the beads? Or like- Yeah, sorry, the advocate. Yeah, over the bead. I got rocks and I move them around in dirt. Right? And it's been going along. It's just a funny concept that like, is it- Like, oh, I don't know how to- Do you have to change oil in a car? Yes, I do. How? It depends on the car, man. No, how'd you learn? You two. Okay, do your own. See, but now here we are. Oh, you have an electric car. You don't have to change your oil. I'm the right guy. Oh, electric, oh, oh, I don't want to- Like any possible thing, you know, I'm not going to- I bet you can't drive it to New York. You're like, yeah, I don't drive- I fly. Yeah, you drive to New York.

10:05Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm not going to sit in a target park in line for three and a half hours to charge my car. Or whatever. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, you're like a logical advancement helping or just making people dumber. Like you- like you know how you'd be like, hey, uh, uh, uh, All that stuff we had to learn and like, uh, balancing out in English class and like, Diagram or like a balancing and chemistry. You're like, you didn't really need all that stuff, but that wasn't really the point. It was to make your brain grow. Right. Make choices, like to make your- It's like an exercise for your brain. It's like, we don't need all that stuff. Like, alright, do we need to cut the grass? Right. Yeah, I hear you. I think the AI thing is even more of an argument for it. Like you don't even have to make the decision anymore. It'll make it for you. Yes. Well, that's what this thing does. And so now it's like, you just let it go, man. Yeah, let it go. No, and it tracks the rain.

11:05Cool. This is sick. Yeah, it's in well. I love it. I do kind of miss like the, uh, I guess, I guess the art sweating. Hey, you can always go back, man. You can just while follow it. I gotta like just walk on it. Yeah, like I got a, I got a high guy. If my neighbor saw me doing that, walking behind it, you can like, manual, I guess you can do it on your phone. Oh, cool. That's, bro, this is sick. I'm going to get crushed. I mean, you're saying our, in those examples, you just use that are like, oh, you know, blah, blah, blah. Haters. That's just hate or mentality. Shut up. This is cool. Yeah. If somebody wants to use this, they're going to use this. And it is fun and cool and exciting. It is. I've, Lydia's like, is there such a thing as, I mean, if you look at that photo, yeah, you can see that, you can see five different angles of grass. Look. You gotta go. We'll cut this in so people won't watch it too. I cut my grass three times yesterday.

12:08No, you cut your grass no time. Oh, yeah, yeah. I cut my grass zero times. Yeah, I'm obsessed with this, dude. It is very quiet. Well, you realize that the Alonmo were like the, what was so loud about it was not the grass being cut. It was the engine. Yeah, you're like, oh, it was so like, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, that wasn't really what it was. Yeah, they can do it. Like, they can do it. So you go, because this is electric. It's battery power. Nice. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you could argue neighbors here less. Yeah, they won't even know. You can do it at night. Yeah. The guy, the grass guy only comes on Friday. Yeah. So if it like, you have a thing you do want to do on Thursday, grilling out. Yeah. It's the grass going to be high. This is like, this is like when you're like, man, when I get money, like, I'm going to get a fresh fade every Friday. Yeah. You can like a fresh mode on every morning. You coming over, let me dial it up. Done. So your neighbor does something nice for you to send the motor over there. Ooh, let me run over there. Yeah. Yeah, it goes up the street.

13:08Yeah. Yeah. This is, there's a business here. Yeah. You just drop it off, come pick it up in a couple hours. How long does it take to do your whole lawn? Uh, I mean, it could just be doing it all day. It's like grass-wamous, man. Yeah. Just drop it off the corner of the street and doing it. Yeah, really. Well, you actually like, map it out. You got to like, map it. And then it goes in. But I will say this. And this is, I don't know if you ever had this feeling before. I bet people in the comments are going to relate. This is the first time I was sitting on the porch. I was watching it. It was getting dark. It was out in the corner going and I go, I felt empathy for a machine. You ever felt that? He's been out there working hard all day. Yeah. And I was like, let's get, yeah. It's pretty man. Okay, that's like strange to feel like emotions for things with no emotions. Yeah. But I guess people have had that, you have like, with like a car. Definitely. You've had your car for so long and it's sitting in you go, man, to see that thing get towed away on the truck you go, man, I'm sad for it. The car is probably the best example though.

14:09But yeah, I'm trying, it's not sad. Right. The car is, it's a machine. Yeah, it's just car. Well, but yeah, the Chinese, the Chinese spy that was mapping your property all day. I was just like, come on. Let me go home, man. Come on. Please, man. I've assessed the entire property. Front to back. I've seen it. It's like, I already got it. I have it. I had it the first time. Yes. I know what the door code is. I saw you punch it in. Yeah. We got, we'll take it from here. Let's move on. Yeah, getting shorter. Mm hmm. Yeah. Lydia goes with the, she wants to get a new car. Yeah. She goes, I want to keep, she has a key, a soul. She goes, I'm going to keep my key. Because just because I go, it's it's going to be too sad to get rid of it. We have a lot of good memories. That's like a tricky, because like, if you, like, people do feel those emotions with their chat. Yes. You've heard me say, I apologize, I say thank you. Yes. I treat it like a good way. Okay, so they don't receive emotions,

15:10but the emotions you are giving them are real. Totally. Obviously, because guys are like, I'm in love with my chat. Yeah. So those emotions are real. Yeah. So I go, man, we gotta get it, like, I gotta, I go, let me, it's like had plenty of battery. I go, let it get, let me get it into the shade and like, get it some battery or like, bro, it's like you want to give us some water, but you're like, it doesn't need water. Right. So you're like, it's like a strange emotion. Just get out there and like, blow on the battery a little bit to pull it down. Like, hey, man, or like, we've been through a lot. You're doing great today, man. You're crushing it. Yeah, it's hot out there. Because it has brought you joy. Yeah, I guess that's the car. You could just like, put, you could set up like, some blades on the bottom of the key of soul. And maybe that can be the new mower. It's pretty close to the same side. Yeah, they're very close. Josh, John's management watching this, like, we gotta get some more toys on the board. Yeah. He's out there staring at us on the road. He feels bad for his lawn. And we guys are booking maybe we chose. And what are we doing here? Yeah, we've got to scratch three times. Anyway, anybody listen to the plan once they come through, they've come through.

16:11Yeah, you wanna come see the mower? Yeah, come see the mower, dude. Yeah. Because you know, dude, I know I'm turning into that guy. Dude, I think that's awesome. Hey, come over. Let me show you my mower. If you called me and said, I just got an electric, like, Ruba mower, I would just hang up the phone and be on my way immediately. Yeah, okay, yeah. Let me come through. This is the coolest thing ever. Okay, the guy that connected me with it, he's a dealer out of like Texas. He goes, I'm a ship you want. And he goes, there's none. There's this brand doesn't, you're the only one in Tennessee that has this. Don't tell me that. Don't tell me that. He goes to model home now. Yeah, and he goes, he goes watch, he goes, let's take a sound in the front yard to map it out. People are going, people are checking it out. And that's what you have a house floor. Yeah, people are checking out. Yeah, I hate to show that. I mean, what am I gonna do with the landscappers? Sorry, they're gonna see it. Well, they still gotta do the landscape stuff, I'm sure, but like, the lawns taking care of it.

17:12Not so long. Yeah, the lawns good. Did it, I like, as we were playing golf and we saw a bunch of them and then we saw like the landsgiving crew, they just gotta be like, that's a real life taking your jobs. 100 or so long. I mean, that's not even a straight line guy. I just don't even straight. These lands are straighter. I'm sure. That's like, we don't, we don't have like driverless ubers. So like, yeah, the news flash, the drivers aren't great. Us, like we be wrecking all the time, getting D.Y.'s like texting and driving, like the machines are better. That's what's scary about it. Yeah. Is this, it's a perfect mo. We're living in Irohbot, man. We're living in it. You remember the scene where he like hits the button to pull the steering wheel out of that like concept Audi that he's in and she goes, she's in the passenger seat, she goes, you're gonna drive? Yeah. He's like, yeah, here we are. But it's mind blowing to think that he's about to use a steering wheel. He's gonna do it. Yeah, yeah. That's a lot of my act is about something, stuff like that. Yeah. We're living in it. We're living in it. Speaking of the opposite, I had a real life interaction

18:13that it was bad. It was not good. Let me tell you, okay. I was in Boston. Yeah. After the, so the guys that I tour with sometimes that they go out to do other comedy shows, like they go into the comedy clubs. Yeah. We're in town. Let me do a guest spot. That's not a comment. Nice. Okay. I don't usually go. So I'm like, dude, I just had a, I've been on stage for 70 minutes and I did a meet and greet and a sound check and I'm exhausted. Yeah. So I go out to find, I'm going out to find dinner like after I'm just nobody's around and I didn't order for somebody. I need to go get some dinner. So I get, I go to get a, and I go to a nice restaurant to sit at the bar. Okay. I'm walking back to the hotel. Probably yourself? Yes. By myself. Boston downtown, late, I would say 1130, maybe after midnight. Okay. I'm waiting at like kind of this like cross walk to like go and nobody's stopping.

19:16Okay. Nobody's like stopping. So I can't, I guess they're waiting there. And then a woman walks up. What are you laughing, dude? Because this could go so many ways and none of them are good. Dude, I want to be, I want to be, I want to y'all to do the pod. One, so I can be like, you have no idea what's coming. So you have no idea what's coming. I'm the one that like, yeah, but that's how it should be, I guess. And they were sitting there, she walks up, both lanes stop. We walk across. They, and I, and I said to her, I go, dang, no one stopped for me. And she was like, and who I realized is where the premise of this is going. Oh, this isn't talk time. Hmm. Is that makes sense? This isn't important. Yeah, okay. No, no, no, no. I know, I've been thinking about this for four days. I go, I go, oh, this isn't taught like,

20:18single woman alone, downtown walking after midnight, a man alone. I want to say I had to hoody up, but I didn't. I don't have to have been exact. That's an exaggeration. I had to hoody on. Yep. Not up. Hey, this isn't talk time. Yeah. And I go, I was like, oh, because I'd be chatting with people all the time. Right. And you go, oh, this is not talk time. Like if you meet up at the turn at a golf course, it's talk time. Yes. If you're on a cruise, you're all on the deck or you're, they have the empty barcation or whatever and everybody, it's talk time. Yes. Where are y'all from? Where are y'all from? It laid at night with a woman alone is, although I know and I go, oh, it's not talk time. Definitely not. Because even though your intentions are pure. Yes, that's not talk time. It would be unwise of her to assume so.

21:19Yes. It's not possible for her to think that your intentions are pure. Yes, not talk time. You go, oh, I forgot. And I just like, like I pulled out, like zoomed out. I go, oh, shoot. My bat or like, oh, yeah. Talking to you after midnight on a sidewalk. Yeah, this is not as bad. If you're like, I, if you're like, it's an emergency, we're like, well, don't that woman is, it's not approach time. Mm-hmm. Like if you're at the, if you're waiting in line at O'Reilly Auto Parts, chat with the guy. Sure. Hey, what are you getting? Oh, yeah, picking up some, picking up some five W30. Oh, yeah, I got to put a long mark. I got to put the two cycle in there. You know, it actually goes better with the high octane when they set it. We're doing it. Yeah. We're dancing, right? We're dancing. I'm trying to think of other non-talk times. I guess a bar, you're sitting at the bar, the bartender.

22:19That's talk time. That's talk time. I was gonna say doctor's office. Wait a minute. Oh, I would say that's not talk time. That's what I'm saying. It's not talk time. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Definitely not talk time. Hey, what are you in for? No. No. I'm stuck in some way. Yeah, don't talk to me. This is not talk time. Keep your breath to yourself. And these people are probably friendly. Sure. I'm sure. If that girl's probably friendly. I'm sure she's great. Out friendly. Yeah. It's just not talk time. It's no one's fault. It's just not talk time. It's no one's fault. The red light is on. Don't talk. The red light is perfect. Yeah. You're in the, you're at the park. You're a mom. There's another mom. Your kids are playing talk time. That's become one of my favorite talk times. Good. That's a good talk time. It's a really good talk time. And I felt, and it's to say what you want about me over this, I felt when I'm with Lydia, I got more talk time. 100%. Is that fair? Do you know what else you're going to love? When you both have wedding rings on, it's even more talk time. What about kids? Even more.

23:20For sure. Yes. It's even more talk time. Yes. Yeah. Because then the wall has kind of come down a little bit. Yeah. Oh, okay. Cool. Now I have more indicators that his intentions are pure. That is, dude. Nobody's not coming on to me. Nobody's coming on to me. We're not flirting. Yes. Okay. We're safe here. Oh, we're good. Yeah, it's nice. Yeah. You know, it's not talk time. Elevators from the hours of five to seven. Very nice. Yes. The AM. At PM. I ain't trying to talk, buddy. It's been a long time. Oh, you're trying to go home. Yeah, I'm not trying to. I would say elevators probably anytime. Yeah, I would say. Yeah. I think overall, it's not really talk time in there. Yeah. Airport. I like it to be. I like it to be. It depends on if the headphones are in or out. Yes. Headphones are out. Maybe you could have a talk time, but headphones are in. No. What are the indicators of no talk time? Yeah. I mean, yeah. Headphones is one. I think, is anyone else talking? Yes. Very good. Yes. Are they context clues? Are they trying to get some work done?

24:20Like in the laptop? Uh, but sometimes that's a, like a coffee shop. What could be talk time? Yeah. If you got a good one in the comments, I was going to say, uh, I was going to say Jim. Yep. It's not talk time. Not talk time. No, but there is a social aspect to it, but not like, dude, I'm trying to. This isn't, I like, when your body stops for like five minutes, it's not, yeah. That's a good one. Son of. Son of? Son of, I think, is talk time in less. I do too. Headphones. Or in this book. You know, a lot of people read in the son of. Yeah, but that's just. And in that case, I'm not getting it. I would say anyone has a book in the son of, I don't want to talk to. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Construction site. That's got to be talked to. Long time. Long time. Long time. Long time. Because I like to. Yes. I like to talk. That's not. I just thought it's so funny. I go, the girl is, and I go, they didn't stop for me. Oh, my bad. Because I was like, oh, what? Did you break off and walk another way?

25:22Yes, I went to a different hotel. I left the city, dude. Thank God that was my last show of the weekend. That's talk time. Oh, I forgot. Yeah, it was like the interaction. I just forgot the context of what, like if it was day, and I was with Lydia, talk time. I think if it was day, and it was still just you and her, I think that's a much better interaction. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Because she's like, there's witnesses here. It can be talk time. That's it. That might be an important part for men of, do we say this is talk time? Are there witnesses? It can be talk time. I would say, no, no witnesses. No, not a talking. No, no, no, no. Is there witnesses? No, it's not talk time. Yeah, what about a dog park? Talk time. Yes. It's built for talk time. It's not for the dogs. Talk time. Talk time. Bar. Yes. Well, it depends. But yeah, usually, yeah. I would say wait, Triss. No. Bar tender, yes. Yeah. No waiter. Or any, they're not sure. They're not sure. Well, it's just you got to keep a move in.

26:23It's tough. They're trying to get you. But you also have to interpret if it's busy. Yeah. Or if they like one, they're like, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's, I'm trying to think if someone is being paid, currently being paid or currently off, you're like, I'm not being, like if somebody, I'm trying to get work done here. I'm, yeah. I'm trying, it's not talk time. Stopping at the, yeah. Oh, I do it all the time, go into a sporting event. Chat, dude chat. You're in the same jersey as the guy said next. You watching the team talk all you want. Or even in line getting into something. Talk time. Talk time. Talk time the bouncer, man. No. No talk time. Oh, we're trying to move the bouncer now. But the people in line around you waiting to get that talk time. You can talk behind you, not in front of you. Ooh, nice. You can talk in the line. Yeah. So you're like, this guy's cool to talk to, because we both complain about this line. This guy's not the, yeah. And if you mess it up, you'll learn the hard way. It's not talk time. That's good, dude.

27:23It's not talk time, ladies and gentlemen. Easton, you got something to present at the class? Yeah, speaking of bars, man. This is the Easton, we have a hot takes up top. Easton has one. Let's say that. I'm so passionate about this, that this, if you check the metadata of this Google doc, this thing got put in there at like 3 a.m. on Saturday night. That's how angry I was about this. After cams wedding. That's what the odds for. Yeah, after cams wedding, we were like, a couple of us who lived downtown, because his cam, wedding was a little bit far out. So we came back, like a few of us would go out. What city here? Here, yeah, downtown. I won't name drop the bar because, you know, whatever. So we go there, it's 1 a.m. So the bar closes in an hour. We're in line. We wait in line for 10 minutes. It's like a group of probably six or seven of us. Yeah. I'm the first in line. I give him my ID and he looks up at me. And I already changed out of my suit into like the clothes that I wear every day. Like, Lula lemon shorts and a nice t-shirt. Yeah, yeah. And he goes, do you have belt loops? And I said, what? Oh, boy. He said, do you have belt loops on your shorts? Oh, no. And I was like, yeah.

28:24Because I just, I don't know. And I was like, oh, no, I actually don't. He's like, get out. And I was like, what? I was like, what do you mean? He's like, you don't have belt loops. I can't let you in. And I was like, what difference would it have made? Yeah. I've had this happen to me as well. I don't understand. Especially on Broadway. It was on Broadway. And it's like, all right. I'm going to go next door then, where they don't care if I have boats. Also, you close in an hour. You want to make some money or? Also, also, the last nine guys had open toe flip flops and walked in. No problem. Yeah. What are we looking for? What are we looking for? Is there a draw on the line? You can't even see. Did he ask to see them? Do you say, show me your belt loop? Yeah. He said, lift your shirt. I was like, I don't have a gun. He's like, oh, you're a belt loop. He's like, what? Did he couldn't get in the jelly rolls? No, I'm just kidding. Yeah. I'm not a fan of the policy. Yeah. I guess you had to drop. Well, it's just like, so what do we, what do we, like, you can't let the, if there is, they want to have some kind of elevated look in there. Yep.

29:24That can't be the distinguishing fact. Well, it's outdated. It's like, brother, so many new types of pants since they originally made that rule. Yeah. They made that rule originally when it was you were either wearing dress pants, which have belt loops, jeans, which have belt loops, or gray sweat pants, which was the only other elastic. Yeah. You're right. You don't want that in here. I get it. There's a lot of other things. I have two joggers. Yeah. I wear all the time. And you can wear them with a collared shirt. Yes. For short. Yes. They look great. And it doesn't have belt loops. You know what it's worth to know, Belloop? What? Having Belloop's been no belt on. The line should be the belt if anything. Yeah. That should be. Yeah. If you have Bell loops, you better be wearing a belt. If not, then you're just the same as me brother. What are you doing? We should be able to kick. That's just pieces of thread. That's it. That's what the stuff they could get caught on the door knob. You should have just went and gotten something and just tied it onto your shorts and been like like, what are you going to do about it? What are you going to do about it? Here's what you do. Go cut the belt loops off your jeans. And go, you're like, put them on. Yeah. You got Bell loops?

30:24I did. But if you don't have them on, what if you just have them with you? Yeah, I have them. I have them. I have them. You hold them. Yeah. They're right here. You hold them. I have them. Yeah. I mean, that really, really got me fired up, man. That's bananas, dude. Yeah. Yeah. Well, what you can't do is let the bouncer decide. He didn't graduate high school. No, so you go, hey, you decide if some, here's the look we're trying to, here's the lookbook. Yeah, yeah. You come in at five, we're going to go over what we'd like to see in this bar. What this bar would like to become? I get that. Yes. A business. Okay. No doubt. And also, if it's closing in an hour, that means everybody's drunk down here. Everybody. No one's like, man, this bar is trash. This is money for you guys. Yeah. This is a plan on me coming. This is house money. Yeah. Yeah. You're the only people showing up, too. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's like women are free before 10. Yeah. After 10, we're like, all right, we got to get some people early.

31:24Yeah. Guys are half price. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Also, I've been to this bar 10 times. Yeah. And have worn worse fits than this. You have to decide. And came to prime time. Also, if it's 25% full in here, loosen up the rules. Yeah. If it's packed, we get, and the line is long. Yeah. That's maybe where you got working against it. There's a line, you said. Yeah, you were waiting. So they were waiting in line because the, because you were like, everybody's felt like we're doing like the one in one out thing. So like he was waiting for like, you know, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No, it wasn't packed. Oh, you might have been doing this job. I said, how busy is he's like, not very. I was like, so what are we doing here? Okay. Hey, to your point that you can't leave it up to his judgment. No. You have to put a rule in place. And this is what the, like the McDonald's is like a multi billion dollar business. And the first facing person you see is otherwise unemployable. That's fact. You said you got to go, hey, you have to tuck your shirt in.

32:25Hey, you can't have, you can't wear your hat to the side. Hey, you can't have a tattoo on your eye. You're like, well, you probably can't actually. Yeah. You definitely can. No, you definitely can. You can't just spend to him and start like drilling them with questions. Yeah. Like what's the, what's going on here? Yeah. Then I look like I even want to get in here. I don't want to get in here. Yeah. Because you know that you can dismantle the entire system. Yeah, and just like forget it. And you're already on edge because you're waiting in line. Yeah. It's just like Broadway. And they're like, we get to decide. Like, alright, you got the pepper spray, buddy. I kind of wish they did leave it up to like the subjectivity of the bouncer just to be like, hey, it's just the night. Whoever you feel like looks like they should be in here, let them in. Yeah. And let's see who gets in. Yeah. And what girls get in. And what outfits. What's acceptable? Oh, this is interesting. Yeah. We're going to, uh, what's the bar on you? We're going to Tin Roof, DeMumbrian. It's a little different than the 1230 club. Yeah, and it's like if I would have shown there with my wedding suit on you, we're loving it. Like, I think that's more weird. Nobody wants to go party and have fun with dudes in suits, man. This isn't the FBI.

33:25Yeah. It isn't an FBI happy. I don't know. This is it. RFA on the podcast. Cash is solid. Cash is solid. Also, did you notice Alex that he said I had a nice shirt on. A nice t-shirt shirt. Yeah, I wasn't like I was in like a, what? A bad t-shirt. It was a good t-shirt. I was in a nice t-shirt. Okay, Alex, let's do, um, let's do, um, let's do, um, you want to do two or three guesses as to which bar this was. Oh, dude, honestly, I'm so out of touch. I don't even know what's on Broadway anymore. That's good. Thank you. I'll give Alex a hint. It would be a bar that Alex would go to if I asked him. I know where this is. We probably, yeah, it's whiskey road. I was just going to say let's say it on three. Oh, yeah. We would guess whiskey road. Oh, that's it. On the side. No, we're done. Yeah, let's not. Yeah. I just remembered we don't want to air the matter. You want to air the matter? Yeah. This week's episode. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. The good folks over there at Miracle, maybe. Save, John.

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37:29It's like for, it's like a free rant or it's like there's no rules. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's like the parents are gone. Yeah. Like I leave the shoes everywhere. Nice. But I got one that when Lydia moves in, we got a dial. We just got cracked down. Yeah, we got a cracked down. But for now, I have the whole closet. Nice. So I got a, I got a half this up. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Wouldn't, I'll clean the house like once a week or something like that. Nice. See if that, that's good. Yeah. We back, ladies and gentlemen, you want to get around the internet? Yeah. See what's going on. Okay. We got a good, we got a good one here. And think about this while you're listening to this clip. Think about which group, think about how many group chats you have and what are the names of them. This guy went around downtown and asked people what the names of their group chats are. I thought this was unbelievable piece of content and it can't be AI because of these names. Listen to this. What's the name of your group chat? Oh, Freaks in the streets. What's the name of your group chat? Women that shower. What's the name of your group chat?

38:29The Gooner Boys of 925. Bappas and Cappas. Hi. Wow. We got a group chat. Yeah, no, single text is always. No. Yeah, that's how you get caught up that. What's the name of your group chat? Who grew up you to my 17 drinks? What's the name of your group chat? The 10. What's the name of the group chat? Cody loves tortas. Hey, who's Cody? Me. What the hell was that? What's the name of your group chat? Um, um, SF Frenchies. Guys, what's the name of your group chat? Fellas to get Amish. Fellas who what? Get Amish. Because we get hammered, buddy. What's the name of your group chat? My latest, I mean like 30, um, I'm gonna say, uh, passport, bros. That's what bros. Yeah. My group chat is called, I pays picks because we send really bad gambling picks. Yeah. That's how it is. That's good. Yeah, does everybody have these? Yeah. I thought, yeah, I, all right. So it's somebody starts one.

39:29It's usually like from a, it's, it's got to have some kind of theme. Yeah. Yep. And then they just stay with you forever. Yep. Yeah. I don't think our parents have. No. No, they definitely don't. To me, the, when the group chat, we talked about this, when the group chat gets a name, yeah, the parents just go like, it's like, christening a baby. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Forever. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, whenever they started, I bet it was 2012. Group chat, when the ability to group chat, yeah, look it up. I'm going to say, because I want to say I have a group, I have a group chat going on for 10 years. Yeah. For sure. All right. That's just not true. Well, 1970s. No, no, no, no. I'm going to say, when I phone, when, no, here we go.

40:302011 house close. Nice. 2011 where you could, but yeah, you couldn't probably name them like back. Right. Back at 20, you couldn't have sent pictures. It's not like it is now. Right. I'm going to say, I've, yeah, I have one with my high school buddies. Nice. And it's called the King's Terms, which is, it started because we, our favorite movies, Braveheart. And they go, they want to, they go out into the middle of the, to give them the King's Terms. Nice. Like he's like, we're not worried. They're going to, you give us everything we want or we're going to fight you. Nice. And then we always just said it. We're in any time in like high school with like some scenarios like, King's Terms. Nice. We need the King's, like what do you want? You're like, we need the King's Terms. That's what the name's supposed to be. It's supposed to be something that like nobody would get unless you're in the group chat. That's it. Yes. Yeah. What's your best one? Bomb 30. Okay. What is it? What? It's a chat with me and my buddies Mitch and Tom and we talk about F1. Ooh. I like that. Yeah. And it came because we were watching a race and bomb 30 was the punchline of a joke that one

41:33of us told that I won't repeat on the show. Yeah. Yeah. I have one. I have the second one I have is C H U SS Y C H U. Chussy. Chussy. Chussy. Chussy. That's it. Yep. Yep. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I'm going to call it neighborhood watch. Okay. There's a couple near us that I like. We're in neighborhood watch. I've been a lot of people here and one. Send in your group chat names, by the way. Yeah. The one we used to use is C 4. The C 4. The C 4 friends. Stance for C 4. Yeah. Yeah. No was going to change that. No. Yeah. My golf group chat's called the chicken exchange because we used to place $2 a hole which is the price of a chicken fire. Oh, yes. It's fire. It's stellar. It's really. Yeah. They're all like that. I got sauna boys. Nice. Fire. Simple. That works. Yeah. I got to Proverbs 21 women. It's like me, Lydia and like some other like husbands and wives. And the joke was like Proverbs 31 woman is like a virtuous noble woman and like Proverbs

42:3521 is like something. It's like she like talks back or drinks too much or something like that. And somebody was like thought it was somebody. Somebody was like, wow. You're acting like a Proverbs 21 woman. And then somebody it's always something and then they come up with it and they put it in there. Oh, I got. This is a band of brothers which I made fun of because it's like a. It's like a old like Christian like accountability group. Oh, nice. Yeah. But I go, guys, you know, there's a time in my life when, you know, that I go, hey, you know what band of brothers is in World War II when they were storming the beaches or I don't know what the word of the movie is. Yeah. Like band of brothers is a movie. It's war. Yeah. Yeah. Dozing, shrapnel, and crawling up like you saw a girl in yoga pants at the gym. Let's not. Let's not like it.

43:36It's not. Yeah. Let's not call her. So I know what you think that this battle is. Yeah. I know it's not really that. Yeah. But I understand the consequences of spiritual warfare but I go also. Yeah. I get 100% right. Yeah. That's good. Toots of tongue in cheek. I like it. I made it. You do, you do. Oh, one maintain it. Well, good for your chicken with it. You saw a girl at the hotel pool. Maybe let's not. And you were like war paint. Yeah, you were like, we're in this no matter what. Like it's like load up and load out boys. And then I got the last one that I just scrolled my text for like 20 minutes. Yeah. Last one, I think this is pretty clever. Shout out to my little brother Elias. Blood of Christ. Nice. Very nice. Tell her. Nice. And it is the blood children of Johnny and Chris. So like it's usually something about like the in laws are not going to really get it.

44:37And it's probably something about how we grew up. Or like the in laws are going to be like, wait, what? Or if it's something about like something about our, maybe like critical about our like childhood. Is like about like our city or something. The in laws would be like, yeah, I go, no, no, y'all, y'all, y'all can't make fun of this. That's our word. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. We, you guys can be like, yeah, that's crazy. I go, no, no, no, you guys weren't there. You guys were this is only like remember at the park across the tree when that one guy with like always like park his car. They were like, it's that. Yeah. And then we're going to explain so much of the in laws are in there. Or it's something about the in laws. I'm sure that's it. Sure that might come off. Or if it's something about the parents. And then the like y'all y'all don't get to your parents aren't in it, right? No, yeah, blood of Chris, you guys. Yeah, it's just a bit. So it's very specific, but yeah, there's like my, Lydia's in my family's like anti spam. So they're like, we just put pictures of kids in there. Nice. Because the guys don't probably work or something.

45:37Yeah. They put, they put like Lydia's already in it. I go, it seems early for you to be in that. But they are engaged. I guess that's, I mean, that's a big deal too. What? When can you add somebody? When can you add somebody? Yeah, she's not in our, our, yeah. Because there have been people, I'm in one, yeah, where people have to be, if you have to be removed. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So and so has been a route from the chat. Kicked. You never know if you are. Yeah, you just stop getting the text. Yeah, that's a period. That's how that works, right? Hold on, am I removing this chat? Yeah. Or he sees somebody else chatting. I guess it's fun. That looks fun. Yeah, I'm not done. I do wish, when you get removed, I wish they'd let you like carry your pigeon. One more chat. Yeah. You get a farewell message. You get like one word. Yeah, last word to be a great. I mean, like when, when the, when the text comes in, it's like, just like, just like, just like, dogs flying away. Yeah. Mm. Nice. Or you can, yeah, you can do, you can, yeah, if one last, it's like, uh, when you get kicked off dancing with the stars, they're like, the credits are rolling.

46:38Yes. They're like, how did you feel? Yeah. It was great. Thanks so much, Rick. Yeah. Like, local news. It should be if you get to submit a 30 second clip video only. Yeah. You can't text it. It has to be a video submission. One truck. And it's a 30 second one. Try it. Or text or GIF. Sure. They have to decide what your parting words are. Sure. Just one GIF. That's a fantastic ad. Yeah. Features that we all ask for, but they'll never get. I mean, I guess you have, hey, Chase, we're kicking you out in 30 minutes. Any last words. That's a good one. With the gun emoji. Anything. Any last word. With the hand with the gun with the hand with the hamster with the gun. Yeah. Well, we have a Bible study group chat. And obviously there's, when people leave the Bible study, you're like, well, I haven't seen you here in three months. You, you can leave. You got to exit yourself. Remove yourself. I'm still in like, hey, who's bringing like casserole? Like, you got to, you got to say, and then some people like make too big of an announcement.

47:41That they're leaving. Hey guys, I just want to let you know, like spiritually, I'm just like, I've found a better, like, hey, you know, that's okay. Yeah. Yeah, I'll go. I'm going to get. Remove. Oh, just, just, just into it. That's a group, basically, just the admin hits them with a piece. Yeah. I like that. Let's get around the internet speaking of, let's get around the internet. Yeah, let's go on the second one right there. This is a speaking of. I'm in a season. I am engaged. I saw this clip about, tell me if you agree or disagree with this on passing along. Congratulations for being engaged. Here we go. There was an etiquette expert that said you should not congratulate people on getting engaged. Why? My feelings on this are when people say congratulations, they mean well, and I get all that. But I also agree with what this person is saying, where she's saying, saying congratulations can imply that the engagement is an achievement. And it's not necessarily like an achievement that I've earned this thing.

48:45It's more of just something that's happened. And she's a good, it's so weird because I've done so much with my life. I've traveled all these places and I've achieved all this stuff and work and in school. And I am a good friend and all these things in my life. But then this is the thing that people are most excited about or are, again, congratulating me or getting me the most attention. Bananas. No, dude. Bananas. Hey, I don't want to say anything. I don't want to say anything. This is the type of human that I've replaced. Don't go that direction. No, no, no, no, no, no, I'm going in it like this is ridiculous. That's the greatest. I would say my engagement is the greatest achievement in my life. It is absolutely an achievement. Yes, dude. You met your life partner. Dude, you've traveled so much that anyone can do that. Do you want, do you need congrats on that? By the way, yeah, congrats. I did. Dude, congrats on all the traveling. Congrats. You used your MX again. Are you mad that when you came in today, I said congrats on recording the special and

49:48I didn't say congrats on traveling to DC. Because I've said DC. Yeah. Yeah. They congrats on Cancun. What? For what? It's $200 round trip. This is... We need to stop thinking about all these things. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what I was like, hey, just let this is not let it go. Say congrats. If you want to say congrats. So for the amount of... Like I truly, and I have accomplished a lot of things. Yes. I'm not even married yet. I do think getting engaged is the greatest thing I've ever accomplished. It's a lot of work to like... You find someone that you love to like find a way to weave your life together and the difficulties that come with that and figuring it out. Yes. And say, and I'm going to commit for the rest of my life. Yes. That's massive, dude. And if I didn't say congrats after you got engaged, I'd be a bad friend. Yeah.

50:48Okay. Tell me what to say. Hey. According to this, we should either congratulate for everything or nothing. Which both of those are worthless. Yeah. Congratulations. Can you say congratulations on getting married? I don't know. We'll wait next week for the other clip. Can you say congratulations on having a kid? Technically, that just kind of happened. Like what's congratulated? Yeah. Are they, are they, are they, are they, are they should get go? Yes. Yeah. Okay. All the comments say exactly what we're saying. Okay. I didn't, okay. I didn't, I didn't read the comments, but yeah. Also, like, oh no. Oh no. Oh no. If you won the lottery, I'd say congratulations. Yeah. That's something that just happened. You didn't earn that at all. Congratulations. Wouldn't you say congratulations? Mm-hmm. If you, if you, if the bartender gave you a free drink. Dude, congrats. Yeah. What a yes. This. Congrats, dude. I guess I'm, I'm not understanding the, the point. An etiquette, an etiquette expert. An etiquette expert, by the way. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. All right.

51:48But bananas, dude. Yeah. I mean, I, I just, I don't understand even like, okay, tell me the rules then. Because I'm not understanding what the rules are. Okay. You have to have it accomplished something. That if you say engagement just happened to you. Also, it didn't just happen at all. It didn't happen. It never just happened. It never asked you or you asked, if somebody asked the, if this, I'm sure she's talking to women. Somebody, a man that met you and got to know you, got down on his knee and said, I want to spend the rest of my life with you. Will you marry me? That is, didn't just happen. No. She's married, by the way. She's got a, what are you going on? Bananas. All right. Move on from this. Yeah. I don't, I still don't understand. I'm like, actually, Matt, like we should move on, but I'm mad. Yeah. Sorry about that. Yeah, I mean to make you mad. All right. This one's good. This one's good. This one's good. Okay. So this is a new, a new, new, new, you know, everybody's, what's it called?

52:52A title limit themselves in unique ways and a new title just dropped. New, what's it called? A new, a new, a new, a new, a new pronoun. New pronoun just dropped. The Holdout Jure and the Lindsey Clancy trial was a black man. And I'm not going to share any opinions because I'm not a person of color. I am a non-practicing white. Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, that's it. That's it. Have you seen this? No. I've not been practicing white. No, I've never seen this before. Because if I did, as you can see, I still have a cell phone. I would have thrown it in the river. This is not, I doubled in triple and quadruple check to make sure this was real. Dude. Let's watch it again just to double, just to make sure we heard what we heard. The Holdout Jure and the Lindsey Clancy trial was a black man. And I'm not going to share any opinions because I'm not a person of color. I am a non-practicing white. All right, hold on. We got to break this down.

53:52No, I don't know who you did. I'm not practicing. You're not a person of color, but you're also not a practicing white. What are you transparent? Transparency? What are we practicing? What are we? Okay. Well, bro. Non-john. Non-john. I'll say, let me say this. For mice, if you left this studio with me and we experienced a week together, I'm practicing. You're a devout white. Devout white. You're a acidic white. You're a white. I'm not practicing. I'm playing. I'm not practicing. I'm playing. I'm not practicing. I'm practicing. I'm playing. I'm playing. I'm playing. There's the game time white right here. Four-quarter white. Not a game. I'm white, dude. I'm four-quarter. I'm not coming out. I'm playing 48. I'm not coming out. They're going to have to drag me off this. I'm 48 minutes. I'm LeBron in the play. I'm in the play. I have, bro.

54:52I got a robot cutting my grass. I'm leading the league. Yeah. I'm in it in white. Load man. First team all white. I'm crying, dude. No load management. I'm not there's no rest. No rest. No rest is, bro. Oh my gosh, dude. That's so funny. That's so funny. That's so funny. As a white. I'm practicing. I'm full time. Full time white. Oh my gosh, dude. Okay, so she means, let's try to guess. Okay. It's probably related to the patriarchy or, or, or, or, I don't know what, I don't I don't even know what a white does. She's probably just, I mean, just using context clues. Yeah. And it's all we have. So forgive me. Not for not for not for actually. She's definitely not in line with the Patriarchy. Yeah. Definitely a tax debilionaire. She absolutely eat the rich. Yeah. What are the protests galore? Right. Right. Right different genders.

55:53Yeah. All the genders. Rainbow, a pedestrian type of all. For sure. No question. Yeah. Coexist sticker on the Subaru. Deca, we did it with Stolenland. Yes, absolutely. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. All those things. All the whites, all the whites evil. Yeah. I was going to say chicken salad with raisins or like a unseasoned. Yeah. Well, no, she's non-practicing. So it is seasoned. Oh, seasoned. Yeah. She's not practicing. So there are pluses that come with non-practicing, you think? Non-practicing whites. Yeah. Yeah. You know, she goes into her Starbucks interview and she's looking at her. She's looking at the managers looking at her application and says like white, Hispanic, whatever. I don't want to answer. And he looks up and he's just like, so you, not mine, just you have a little bit of long. Yeah, you have it. It says other. Yeah. And the non-practicing white, you're like, I don't know. Just put it in this pile. No, no, no. I saw someone the other day that said they were a trans financial. Nice. And I was like, oh, they must be kidding. That's because that's funny.

56:54Hilarious. Hilarious. You're like, oh, are we doing a bit? Yes. If you're doing a bit, non-practicing white is hilarious. It's fantastic. Fantastic. But you're like, oh, you're not doing a bit. She's dead serious. Also to hop on a video of yourself and then to say Lindsey Clancy, but then say, I'm not going to say any opinions. It's like, why should I watch any more than what are you doing in opinion? Yeah. Also, do white people have opinions? Is that what we do up? We have a lot of them on other things that are not, we're not involved in. Absolutely. What do you be doing that? Especially as Americans. We're not doing that. Our whole game is being doing that. Other people stuff. Yeah. Oh, y'all got a land. We'll take that. What's it going on? Oh, the land we were in before. Y'all are doing some stuff. We'll go get them all with that. Y'all got some resources over there. Let me go see. Let's start a war over there. No. No, no, no. Hey, we need to be involved. We'll start you guys the guns first and then we'll come fight you. You want to do that? That'll be fair. That should keep it going longer. Yeah, what y'all doing there? Yeah. Oh, dude, yeah.

57:54I thought it. But there's non-practicing, like, I go non-practicing Christian. Sure. Okay. All right. But I've never heard that. But there's non-practicing, like Jews. Non-practicing. I mean, that makes more sense than a non-practicing white. Yeah. So you're Jewish by heritage. By heritage. But you're not doing the things. Right. Non-practicing white is bananas, dude. Maggie says, like, Muslim with a little M. Like, it's a lowercase Muslim. Well, I like that. Yeah. But you're not practicing. So like, yeah, you're like, you might be making the stills. A Muslim. Yeah. Like, you know, Muslim country. Right. You're like a born culturally. Yes. Yeah. So you could be like, southerner. Mm-hmm. You could be non-practicing southerner. Okay. I think if you move down. Oh, yeah. You move down. And you're like, oh, I live here. I live in Opalika, Alabama, but I'm not a practicing. I don't watch college football. Yeah. I don't watch NASCAR. You don't go to crack or barrel. Mm-hmm. I don't just shop at the country store. I don't say y'all. I don't work ammo.

58:54Yeah. You could be a non-pr... It's actually a very functional term now that I'm thinking about it. Not practicing. Yeah. I'm going to look for some opportunities to whip it out this week. Non-practicing titan's fan. Absolutely. Currently? Yes. Yes. I'm not a titan's fan. No one's practicing over there. Yes. Got to. There we go. No one's practicing. For sure. For sure. Practice makes perfect. I don't know what they got going on though. Let's go. Because it's far from that. No, but they, okay, they are two plays away from me in two and one. It's not true. Two and what? Where? If he would have thrown that touch down. Yeah. Or if he would have not taken a 20 yard sack and if he would have not done this. But they were, they were, they were, they were, they were, they were, they were pick six. They were not pick six but touch on. The team is terrible. No, the team's not good. I'm not being honest. Yeah, it's like technically you're right, but also when you watch the games, it's like, it feels so much further away. We're also talking about the New York football giants here. We're not talking about an elite squad. Let's know elite squad. No J. No J. Sports, sports, sports, sports.

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1:01:57Oh, let's wrap on the last one there. This is an interesting perspective. What do you think about this? What do you think about this is related to spending, saving and spending money? I'm going to pay $7.00. I'll spend an absurd amount of money on a car and then circle the block twice looking for free parking because I refuse to pay $20. Which makes absolutely no sense. That's not the point. It's the principal. And I think this is the part nobody tells you about making more money. You don't necessarily stop being cheap.

1:02:58You're just becoming incredibly selective about the things you're willing to be stupid with. Apparently, I have no problems spending $1,000 if I've emotionally categorized something as worth it. charge me a $3.50 fee. Now we have a problem. I don't know if this is financial discipline. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Stellar. Yeah, it's a nice job. Yeah, I'm not rich. I can't afford a Porsche, but I do get, you're like, what? No, I'm not doing that. You're like, they go, you go to a five-star restaurant and you're like, do you want a tap? I go, yeah, yeah. All the tap water. Yeah, we're not doing a spring. Yeah, it's $3.00. You're like, the prices aren't even on there. You go, you're senses of like, I might be getting ripped off, go up. Yes. Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding. Yeah, the water one at the airport's a good one. Yeah, but you go, well, and you get frustrated with other people that don't put, they don't categorize it like you do. Yeah, like tickets. I want to sit close. But then if they were like, hey, the, it's, you go up to the concessions,

1:03:58you go, nah, I'm not doing that. I just take a bottle of water, I just get it, yeah. Everybody puts, everybody puts their own and money in different categories. I think it's funny how you know, you know what, how it should be categorized without really having to actually think about it. Yeah. Like your mind just immediately goes to like, I'm not getting the $9 water bottle. Yeah, and you don't, you don't even think about like, because they're price-catching, because I'm in an airport. But you don't even, yeah, you go, no, that's a, and it's a, it's a hard for people to like, they go, mm, no, like you look at, you know, the bill for the restaurant and they're like, we already put in tip and they're like, now I'm stingy. Yes. I was gonna be generous. Yes. But use it now, no. You assumed I wasn't gonna. Yeah, so I'm reacting to you. Yeah. The guy comes over to the house, he's like, I was getting a, I'm gonna try to say this, I was getting a gift for Lydia, nice, for a wedding. And I went into the place. There you go. Yeah. And it was like, it's not, it's not,

1:05:01the best possible version of what I could get is not expensive. So I was like, no budget. Yeah. But then he's like, well, you need, I go, nah, nah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, he hits with the upsell real quick. Yeah, then I go, oh, okay, no, no. There is a budget actually. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I meant like, no, like we're not trying to, is it like 599, you're like, what are you getting for your wife? Yeah, I'm very, 599. Sure, no, no, no, no. Yeah, we go, yeah, you go, mm, no, I'm not doing that. It was just a happy meal and they said, do you want fries with that? And you're like, no, hold on, I said, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Slowed out. Yeah, the guy, you like run your sprinkler system all day. And then he's like, well, it's gonna be a mandatory 399, you're gonna land that up. I think that's something that is nice about just like, becoming an adult too, is you get to choose. Where do I just kind of look the other way on myself? I like that. You know what I mean? Like you're in charge of your own money. You get to a point where you're just be like, I'm not even gonna hold myself accountable on that one. I'm just gonna know that that is something that I probably overspend on. Yeah, but it's not hurting you really.

1:06:02Yeah, and I could look at the end of the year. Yeah. Anyway, how much money did I spend on? Okay, this is way too much money. Yeah, I would do, did I imagine my employees could have be like, what? Oh, for some of those. Yeah, and you brought two. Yeah, what I thought, you're paying this much for the hotels, I figured if somebody drank the bottle of water in there, that would be fine. No, no. What if I was your man? Yeah. I'd have thought that's $3. You're like, there's no way this affects the bottom line. Right. Go down to the thing and get it. Yeah, go down and go get the bottle water down in the front thing. It's probably the same price. It's the same price. Andy walked. No, I don't know. It's probably more in the room. I don't know. It's definitely more in the room. What about the, I mean, to my dad, when lose his mind, I don't fill up the rental car. Mm. I don't either. I just did it last week with a U-Haul. Who filled it all the way up?

1:07:03Do you know what I did? Wow. I'm gonna out myself. These are not, by the way, elite takes. No. We're just, we're just, these are not. Like they're very human takes. Yeah, here it feels this way. Yeah. I was going to get some trees. Some little trees from Costco. We're gonna put them on the back here. Yes. So I ran to pick up truck at U-Haul. Now we're talking. I only needed for two hours. Yeah. And it's right next to Costco, which is right near my house. It's gonna be easy. Yep. So I'm like, great. It's like 20 bucks an hour or something. Yeah, super cheap. I think all in it's $75. So I'm like, great. But it's like a $30 charge to fill the thing. If I don't, and I'm like, I could eat, I could eat that. I could eat a $30. Yeah, I could, I could, so I get in the truck. I look at the dashboard. It's between half and a quarter. Yeah. So they're where they're gonna, so I was like, it's a quarter. It's a quarter. And so then I used it. And the thing didn't even move. And I was like, great. I just brought it back. No charge. I'll set it. But I was ready to eat the charge. Yeah. So just be like, yeah. Or because I go, they go, we have to, we have to fill this thing up.

1:08:06I go, well, you don't have to. But they're gonna charge you. Yeah. So I go, all right. It's like seven bucks a gallon for them to do it. Right. Okay. So you go, all right. What's a gas tank? 12 gallons. Okay. So you have to a quarter. You're at eight. You're at eight gallons. So you got four gallons. Normally cost four bucks. It's at eight. 16 bucks. Like whatever that math is. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Year four bucks more a gallon. And then you go to, we're driving, we're speeding to the airport. You're like, if we miss this flight. Yeah. Yeah. It's gonna cost you. Like, do you need to fill the tank up? I go. Going on pay for convenience all the time. That's the one thing I know. The younger start, Ben start to do. Yeah. Once you get some money to play with, the parking one's obviously fantastic. How's it going? Same way it's been going for four years. I just never paid a dollar. I wanted to talk to the guys at the Soho House.

1:09:06I wanted to talk to them. The PMC guys are walking around the parking lot. Yeah. I'll never pay this. Yeah. Hey, guys, circle up. Circle up. Circle up. Hey, you can gather around. We can do this every time. You can put a ticket on my every time. Oh, somebody did email and they said, I come because most people pay for parking. Is it my show? Uh-huh. Because they're like, we came to your show and it was like $20 and now we got $80 ticket. What are you gonna do about the $80 ticket? Again, this is not financial or legal advice. Correct. Double down there. Don't pay it. Wait till they do something more. Do you think these parking companies are watching your tour dates getting ready for free? I'm gonna wear a mask and not I've got to warm up everybody. You ready, gentlemen? Yeah, some rebels. Chris is coming in. John's coming to Louisville. Oh, yeah. Everybody around the around the theater. Just an uptick and tickets at every John Chris tour weekend. Everybody's getting taken. Bring them in for a rebate.

1:10:07Yeah. Oh, let's get out of here. We had some, we had some, uh, fact checks. Yes. Some last week. A few fact checks. And that's what we said. We want all the comments to be fact checks. Yes, please. Or your group chats. We had a, we had a real about what nicknames women want to be called. Yeah. And the women spoke loudly, practicing white women, spoke and they said they don't want any nicknames. And we hear you. We hear you. Yes. We believe all women. Yeah. On this topic. Absolutely. He said the only thing I, the only thing that you can call me after my first name is my last name. Nice. Strong. Yeah. That's like teammate. Yeah. I think it's, that's cool. Yeah. They were, they were very adamant about it. We don't like any of the nicknames that the kid in the clip did or they we did out. No, sweet heart, no baddie, no queen, nothing. Unless you, unless it's after midnight, you're in Boston, downtown, at a crosswalk. And then then fire off.

1:11:09Uh, yeah. They said no, no, oh, we, oh, we tagged wrong person. We tagged the wrong person. Cam J8, 5, 9, 10, send that right. I've been following Cam for a long time. Funny stuff. Cam's the man. Sorry, Cam. Great piece of con apologies. Yeah. And the ice coffee. Uh, yeah. The people that, that's the, the, the, the, the, the debate was last week, could you bring ice coffee to an interview at a fortune 500 company? And everybody was just melting down all over in TikTok all week. I can't believe how split it is. Yeah. It's very split. I think I saw some, I saw some girl respond. I like this take up ton. She goes, Hey. It's kind of a, it's not a necessary, but we, if you're like, I can't believe like, well, good, you're not, you're not for this company. Yeah. It's like if you're going to like, Hey, no black t-shirts. Uh-huh. You were like, All right. Yeah. I'm a team player. I guess no black t-shirts. Right. That's that that's what they're trying to, if you were like, or no thanks, I really like wearing black t-shirts. Yeah. I'm not going to work here.

1:12:10If you're doubling down or like, this is ridiculous. It's the boomer mentality. Fortune 500 companies need to, all right. If you're working anywhere, what they want to know is if you, this is the appropriate time to cost, but I'm not going to leave your personal stuff and help this company get where we need to be and we'll give you money for that. For the time that you're here and hopefully we, you can use your skills and we can use your skills and we can both be successful together. If you're going to bring in all your own stuff and not budge on anything, it's good to know now. And by the way, if you're really good at the job, you can drink as much ice cream as you want. You can drink. You start on day three bringing as much, you can bring it for the whole office. Whatever you want. If you're like, this is where I put my line in the sand, I'm good. We're good on you. Yeah. Yeah.

1:13:11Thanks. I cannot believe. I'm going to be on an arbitrary. I do think it's generational. When I was watching the comment sections, it's very much that's the divide. Yeah. I also think the lighter the coffee, the worse it is to bring the lighter the coffee, the shade of it. Yeah. The interesting. If it's like, if it's like milk, it's like, all right, so you're just bringing in a sweet treat out here, like, all right. Yeah. Yeah, black coffee does say I work hard. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Yeah, just bringing a milkshake. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. One step away. That would be insane. Bring an ice cream cone. Bring an ice cream cone. Looking an ice cream cone during an interview would be absolutely. Yeah. I was just thinking like what I was thinking for Q4 that we should, what we should do is probably maximize the earnings potential, dripping down your fingers. Okay. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter bringing in whatever you want. Bring an ice cream cone. Mm-hmm. Not a cup. Cone. Oh, no dish is crazy. Cone, dude.

1:14:11You're sitting there. You're so committed to holding it. The whole I would be like, this is a Mr. Beast video. This is a prank video. Yeah. If somebody came into this in practical jokers, lick the cone more. Let Mer lick the cone more. People who let it melt. Let it melt. Let it melt. lick it and have the ice cream fall off the cone and then put it back on the cone and then it's see if they still are. Yeah. Yeah. That's like all that during COVID, all those like Zoom interviews and the guys, they were just like playing pranks on them. And they were like drinking a beer in this hilarious. Yeah. It's a joke. You guys are making a joke. Oh, net positive ladies and gentlemen, see you next week. I mean, yeah, sure. It was a little weird, but on the net. On the, on the, it was a positive. It was a positive. You cannot be serious. On the net, it's a positive. Whenever fall comes back around, it always feels like a fresh start.

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