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This week at Vons and Albertsons, USDA Choice Tri-Tip Rost untrimmed are 599 per pound, limit 4 roasts with membership wear applicable, and medium-ripe Hassovicados are 99 cents each, with membership wear applicable. Plus Kellogg's cereals 8.8 to 16.1 ounces, selected varieties, or peppered farm goldfish, 5.9 to 8 ounces, are 190.9 each when you buy three. Limit 3 offers with membership wear applicable. Visit Vons or Albertsons.com for more deals and ways to save. On the morning of the second Christmas day, I spoke to my friend Sherlock Holmes to

bring him a happy wish. He laid his feet in a pure red morning rock on his sofa. Next to the sofa, he stood a wooden chair on this line a shabier and rampant steier Cai Snafer Philzu would have here. A Bar-Shabiertı master and a coloredCome director on this wall lied to him that Holmes was working with his home. он was able to guide his son throughwards to his house and Mr. Schwarzenegger. Named and fünf stenchers? Alyse entering the shop, a quick comment that often does not show up during Christmas time. I was nervous. Welcome, John. Welcome. Okay. I actually want to look at them out. But you've always mean so. No, no, just a habibi. But it's not particularly interesting to talk about things, about haben-lowering outcomes. For someone who multi-t normals over 7 years.

I don't even know. We're going to see a small amount of people again there and every 4 million people in pre-wo Mondays get their place in 4m Minor trajectory. Well, so great, so easy you'll actually leave. Do you know Peter making this shit trend? And does he know no usual road traffic? Yes. That's what we hear. What? He does that! Well, please accept that, he idea. Don't yell at me but he'd banned in French,ớbwhen! A truffle shape, you know. And… where is it coming from? Peterson is preparing for long, ready to use his wonderful speech during theWell Search for the Purpose. See just a statement to your daughter – You don't know, you know that? These two food were a tough one to do at the intentionalrobit deadline. at the fairifice on Listen for a day

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The whole story was written by Mrs. Henry Baker. In the photo of the hut, you can see it. The initial HB was found. Henry Baker, Henry Baker, you were in London. You had to give it to Henry Baker's 100th. Peter didn't have any idea at the beginning. That's why the hut and the hut were made in the morning. Yes, it was. Yes, until today we kept the whole thing. But still, the frostbite was open to the customer so that the seller wouldn't be able to shoot anymore. I asked Peter to take all the orders to the hut. While I was in the hut, the unknown Heron was killed in his Christmas prayer. Did he not have the insur? No. And he still wants to take this thing. You know how the smallest problems interest me. Yes, yes. We have a certain number of points. It's a great parade, Alterhut. The initials on the Swiss band, my dear. That's why it's unique, isn't it?

Here? In my loop. Ah, what should I do with it? You know my methods. You can see what you have been asked about the man who had the hut. That's so nice. The name of the manufacturer is not there. With this order, you can't go wrong. Rotesseidenfutter. Very popular. Good. A general order of the hut was brought up. A few rips were made. Very disturbing. It feels flaky. Well, here. It looks so good. The owner tried to steal the most valuable items with teeth. It's big. My dear, what's that? Oh, and the cream pair. Two small holes for a gubiband. Which one is not there anymore? So, from there, I would say, it's a very ordinary black melon that has seen a better day.

And what? Do you get it? I don't know what to get out of it. But what do you want to get out of it? Do you still have the idea of your observation, whether you're used to it or not? I don't know. I don't see anything. You only feel the right key to pull it out. You've seen everything, but you're lucky to pull it out. Then you say, tell me what I should still take the hut. My dear. It's about the hut of a high intelligent man who has been in the hut for a few years but now it's time to do it. No, no, no. Before it was a careful, a very careful man, so that it's not far away anymore. Moralistic mistake, with the money he had with the money. Probably, it's a drink. That explains why his wife doesn't love him anymore. So, a lie, that's what it means.

But his self-reliance didn't have a whole bunch of things. A man with a little old, with a slight grey hair. That's why I let him cut a few days ago. And he's happy to have a glass of water. Otherwise something new. Yes, but... That's probably not a gaslight in his house. So, at last, you're making fun of me. My dear Watson, is it possible that you now, after this result of this, have still not seen how I got on it? No, I don't have an idea. For example, where he wants to know that the man is intelligent. He only sees what happens when I try to put the hook on. He gives me an ear and an ear. Yes, a cup of coffee. A man who fits the big hook has to be in the big head. I knew you would do that, my dear. Very nice. You're serious?

Yes, and... The wind blows. The hook is at least three years old. He had to be in the first place with these wide-angle cramps. We were in the ranch, something was up there. Yes. You've even noticed the drawn-out footer. A hook? All the first quality. If this man could have been able to put a such expensive hook for three years. And now he has to still have to put it in this condition. Then he can't go as well as happy. To go. But how was it that with his eyes he had to be in the middle of the world and the moral failure? Here. This is the rubber band. As you know, the hook never gets sold with such rubber bands. So we have to assume that this man has to be extremely careful against wind. But what is the secret? The rubber band is broken and he has to be careful again. And that is then the moral failure.

But his self-reliance didn't even get into the building. Then he tried to give some of the fleses with ink. He had to be careful. Yes, that must be done. The middle one is the footer's search. Did you see all these little hairs that have cut off the brush? Of course, you see. Yes. The water is the tree. You can really smell it. What else did we have? That his wife doesn't love it anymore. In any case, you have it. Yes, that's unfortunately. The hook has been broken for weeks. But we were happy that he could be too young. No. He wanted to bring the whole woman as a free gift to her house. The card on the footer's foot. Yes, you have all this explanation. But how can you end up in this hooch and no gas light in your house? You just hear. One of the ring finger

or even two of the head could be a coincidence. But if I don't discover five such fleses, then I can see in front of me how the stairs go on the night. Probably with the head on the hand and the broken card on the other hand. As it should be, the gas light doesn't get any of the ring finger. Are you happy? Yes, I have to admit that all the sharpness is very remarkable. But a broken card isn't there. I mean, it only happens about this loss of this whole thing. And the reason is that actually a broken energy. There are times when my dear Watson is here. Mr. Holmes. Yes, Peterson. What's up with you? The whole thing, Mr. Holmes. Dr. Watson. The whole thing. You must have flown to the kitchen window. Look at that, Anzer. Look at what my old friend found in his head. Then what? Dear God.

A German, Mr. Holmes, I have tried on the window. He cut it in the glass as if it were a kid. A costless stone, no doubt. More than a costless stone. Why so? The costless stone is bad. I... I understand what you mean, Mr. Holmes. You should know that, but you know what? I? You didn't see that in the advise that the last day of the day you were supposed to have a time to shoot. That's not the reason the blue-cared-funkle Holmes. The first one of... Well, how does he know? The first one of Morca belongs to the other. No, I have seen his size and his shape so far. Do you have any idea how much it is worth to have him in the hand, Peterson? I... No, Jimmer. Two hundred maybe. You know, you don't have to worry about such things. He is at least 20 times as much as he is in the final of the final. The final of Mr. Holmes?

How much? Thousands. What? You... You wouldn't even take me to the next final of Mr. Holmes. Here is the stone. Thousands of the final of the final. You are the one who is here. Peterson, you are a businessman. Thousands of the final. But, listen Peterson. Where did you find these stones? In the whole, Dr. Watson. In the whole of Mr. Holmes, I told you I should talk to you. No, no, no, no. I've already heard this story. But, say, Holmes, the stone is from the room of the first scene in the Cross-Mapodil Hotel. It's true. From a very... Oh, you love good things. From a certain John Horner, a criminal. A few days ago he had to go to his room in a room with a stone on the fireplace. The writer, the Timmer-Kelner, left him alone for a few minutes. Such a stupidity to leave the room alone. When he came back, he was of course gone and he wrote down the table. Oh, yes, now I remember.

But, Horner is still stuck. At the same time, he still hasn't been able to see the stone anymore. Very right. He was already already in front of the stone. Not true. Because of a broken steel. Yes. A hopeless lie. He sits under search. Aha. And our task is now to find the way to find the one who takes the broken smoke to the head of the whole in the Tottenham Court. I think he's the Henry Baker, who lost all of it. Something to do with it. Here we have the stone, the whole, the whole, Mr. Henry Baker, the man with the evil blood and all the other properties that we have in the middle. So we have to go on the search after this hammer. Yes, we should start with that. We have a piece of paper and the piece of paper. Yes. Thank you. A advice for all events. How do you like it? A found, old good street. A whole and a black,

black, black, black, white. Mr. Henry Baker is going to be beaten. These opponents today, at the evening of 6.30 am, in the Baker Street, number 221 B, to get up. No, if he's going to read that. Everyone who knows that, will say, here, please, maybe you're so good and give this announcement the same time for the events. Which time? Ah, the Globe and the Star, which I would say, Paul Morl is in James' Gesetz, and he's still in the room. Yes, Mr. Holmes. And what do we have from the... stone? I have. But... No fear. Dr. Watz and I have not the view of this window alone to break through. You speak better for yourself, Holmes. And... Outside the Peterson. Yes, sir. Here, take this gold piece. You have a whole box, and you bring it here. Finally, we have to take this box to a replacement for the whole your family who wants to be treated. Yes, Mr. Holmes.

You let me see this stone exactly. You see, we're sealed and locked, then we'll wait. And the door is there, the brand point of the agreement. So, it's really going to be a real deal. They are the devil's love-scolder. Yes, yes. These 40 grand crystallized coal-scolds have already two walls, and they all have a whole bunch of bricks on the floor. It's obvious that you have sent someone to the bathroom to protect someone's face. Well, I thought it was such a nice play-scolder. Many people are scared of the coal-scolder and they are scared of it. Well, I think... I'm hoping to know in my own safe and I'm going to have to take my life to my patients. I can't sit down all day with the flowers. Of course, I can't. But today evening, I come back. I want to see if anyone has ever reported this incident.

I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I think I'll snap it today. In our youngest experience, I'll have to stop it and try to get it out of the way. Avocados are 99 cents each, with membership or applicable. Plus Kellogg's cereals 8.8 to 16.1 ounces, selected varieties, or peppered farm goldfish, 5.98 ounces, are 199 each when you buy three. Limit three offers with membership or applicable. Visit vans or Albertsons.com for more deals and ways to save. It's fall in Jeep Country, and during the drive-in-to-fall sales event, get a great deal on four by fours that refuse to be contained, like Jeep Wrangler. Confidence built into every drive with the most awarded SUV ever, Jeep Grand Cherokee, and freedom that can't be denied, with the open-air freedom in Jeep Gladiator. After 85 years,

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So Mr. Baker, is this your route? Yes, Mr. Holmes. That's the without any doubt. And I have to apologize for the bad things. He said, the shilling seats are no longer in the bag like before. And I was convinced that these balloons that I have on the road would let the whole thing go. But why did you put an anus in the time? I wanted to lose my loss to more money. Of course. But the purpose of the whole meeting was to eat the whole thing. Yes, they will definitely get better. But I can assume that the other way around will not be less than you. But I am very convinced Mr. Holmes. We have the horses and the legs. And the head. And the upper one.

I could have won all the time as a souvenir of my little adventures. But otherwise I would not know what I should start with the extremities of my favourite birds. Very true. Here is Mr. Baker's route. And here is your whole. In particular, would you tell me more clearly where you have your whole. I am a special friend to all the Feder Fies and your beautiful relatives. Here we have settled under the eyes. With pleasure. Do you know the Alpha Gasthaus in the near British Museum? Yes, I know it. I am a Stamcast. And this year he wanted to get a Gense Club. We have all been paying a few pennies every week and should get a whole thing at Christmas. They were not even happy. As you have seen, they have finally made it. I can still wish that the new one is a valuable asset. Very true. I am sure that my old hut has not fallen so well.

At least I can make it to my old hut. Good evening, my dear. And the best wishes to Christmas. Good night. And a good new year. Yes, that was our Henry Baker. And the art is not necessarily of our whole story. Do you want to get a new one? No, not necessarily. Then I will be the good one to invite our guests for a late evening. We have to follow this book as long as it is fresh. Here we are. Here is the Alpha. Nice, let's go in. Good evening, my dear. What can I offer you, my dear? What do you drink, Homs?

Beer. Yes, beer, please. You will also get the best beer in London, my dear. I think that's good. If that's the best beer, my dear. My dear? Yes. I only had half an hour with a mid-lead of your Gense Club. My dear Mr. Henry Baker. Oh, yes, now I understand. But of course not the Gense were not. No, where did you get the Dan? I bought the whole two dishes on the market in the comments. Really? From whom? Breckenrich, is the handler familiar with you? Breckenrich? No. But that doesn't matter. So, on four days, boss? Well, it's him. And happy Christmas, my dear. Breckenrich. That's his standard. Oh, he's packing up for today. Then we'll just get to the right. The evening is already cold. Can I say? Everything is sold out. Good morning, you've got 500. But I just want one or two.

Try to get it there. The booth with the petroleum lamp. There are just a few. Oh, how sad. You're more excited to be a friend. A friend of whom? From the real Alfa at the British Museum. Yes, yes, yes, yes, I've sent two to the end. It was still quite a lot of fillings. Very nice. Where did you get them? Now they're going to have a look. What should that be? How? They'll be the same. I wanted to know if we bought them in the Gense Club. No, nothing to do with it. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Why do you have to look at me like that? Why do I look at you? You have to look at me like that. If you're so blessed, I would be like... But who blessed you? Now, let's see. I pay for the money for a car and that's how it should be. But no, the whole time is now where are the Genses? And who do you sell the Genses and so on? How can you imagine? You could believe that they're the only Genses in the world. I can assure you that I'm the only one who can afford it. If you don't want to say that, then...

Then we won't be able to afford our debt. What for? I'm not sure what's going on with the money. I'm still very happy to be in my opinion. I've had a few of these Genses yesterday and I've been lucky that the whole thing is going to be a burden on the country. You're right. They lost their debt. I'm very happy to be in my opinion. I've had a few of these Genses yesterday and I've been lucky to be able to afford them. I'm very happy to be lucky to be able to afford them. They lost their debt. In the whole of the city? I don't believe it. I've been lucky to be able to afford them. And I'm saying to you all the Genses that I've been lucky to be able to afford them. What do I let myself be so lucky? I'm ready to bet. With you if you want. You're doing it, Bill! Bring the cash book out. Hurry up! That's right. We'll see you later. What do you want to do with the money? If you can afford it? I won't pay you. Because you're not allowed to pay. Hey, guys. Mr. Breckenritch.

Thank you, and now I'm going to spend it. You see the book there? Yes, I know. And that's the list of people I don't buy at all. Let's see. You said, now, two hundred and twenty. No, no, no, no, no. Two hundred and forty. Two hundred and forty. Two hundred and forty. And what's the current issue? Oh, yes, you're right. Now you show it to me. Mrs. Oaxot, Brixton Road, 117. 22 December, 24 Gensit, 7 Schilling and 6 Pents. Is the Brixton Road in the city or on the country? Of course. Thank you very much. What's going on? Down there? Oh, yes. The sale is so cheap. Alfa Gaszaus, 12 Schilling Proc. It's expensive, now it's a gold piece. And that's still cheap. cheap and cheap. I never thought that. So then? Yes, you have that. Ah, yes, yes. And tomorrow.

And happy Christmas, just all the time. Good job, Thomas. I really like our friends, really, noticed. I'm glad that he's getting used to it. My dear Watson. If you have a man with such a short story ahead of you, and with the pink sports page in the pocket, then you can take the gift, that goes on to all the weather. But the strange thing is, that he's being blessed. And you don't find it at home? It looks like we're not the only ones who are interested in the fate of this legend. But at the same time, it looks like this. Oh, what's going on? Let's wait. And what our dear friend will look after again. I've said no, and I'm not saying that. I've looked for him and his flights. If he leaves here again, he'll let him go down the street. Then we'll see. But I've explained to him,

one of you heard of me. And you have to pay attention to him. No, no, because I'm not a Chinese. As long as you let me go. I've got it, now you're convinced. Good, good, good, I'll go. Oh, that's a good thing. A trip to Brickston Road. See you. Hello. Yes, what's going on? My dear friend and I have just heard about your little conversation. We can help you. You? What do you know about it? My name is Sherlock Holmes. It's a message to know what other people don't know. But you don't know about it. In any case, I know the whole story. You try to make a report to a certain Mrs. Oaks Hot in the Brickston Road a name called Bracken Ridge. And she has more than enough of it. Then Mr. Windy goes from Alfa Gasthaus. Then you know where the kids are. Yes, at least. She came to me as we were told. And we might have to go with whom we'll have the news.

My name is John Robinson. Your true name, if I'm not mistaken. James Reiter, I mean. Yes. Zimmer Kellner in the Cosmopolitan Hotel, if I'm not mistaken. What? Seize Good and hold on to your trash can, yes? So far. Hey, trash can. Trash can. Here. I think in a cozy Zimmer we can better keep as a guest at this important place. I'm convinced I can tell you everything you want to experience. Whether you're craving a Big Mac, McNuggets or sausage egg and cheese, McGrittles, make it a meal and save. Your favorite is now your wallet's favorite too. Extra value meals are back. Get a big something extra. With a Big Mac or 10-piece McNuggets, fries and a medium Coke all for just $9. Limited time only, promotion pricing may be lower than meal pricing.

Ba-da-ba-ba-ba. This week at Vons and Albertans, USDA Choice Tri-Tip Roast untrimmed are 599 per pound. Limit 4 roasts with membership were applicable. And medium ripe, hassovacados are 99 cents each, with membership were applicable. Plus Kellogg cereals 8.8 to 16.1 ounces, selected varieties, or peppered farm goldfish, 5.9 to 8 ounces are 1.99 each when you buy three. Limit 3 offers with membership were applicable. Visit Vons or Albertans.com for more deals and ways to save. Music Please take a seat, Mr. Raher. In the head of the room. Thank you. You were doing something from the Gansen. Yes, indeed. And you were better known from the very very very a white gans with a black stripe on the wall when I am in the right place. Do you remember the one with this specific gans?

Oh yes, exactly. We even had them here in the room. Here? Yes. A very remarkable weather forecast. It makes me wonder if you are interested in it. He has still put his death in mind. All the beautiful and most funnest little blue egg. This is the result. And they have it? Yes. Here it is. The game is out of order. I have nothing to do now. If we were to ask him a drop of cognac if he should. Yes, I think he has a great dream. Our friend is too much to talk about the Arctic. Here? So, now he looks like a little human again. That's it. That's it. Again.

I'm happy. After all the dreams I have, they don't really need to tell me more about it. They might have some luck to feel. Catherine Kasichweiss. She told me of the diamond. The Zofo or the Fürstin? Very right. Ah, and the attempt was too big for her. The chance to become a very rich diamond. I am not the first one who is so hungry. I have to say, the rider is often very rich for his handbag. They knew that this clamp was already already attached. From this reason, they have found her friend, the little little brother of the Fürstin, and then he said that the rider was taken away. As soon as he was ready again, they brought the smoke-kasten on the floor and let the unhappy beast take him away. Exactly as it is. But I have never had something to be ashamed of. And I never do that again. That's why I am here. Both of them. Yes, we know that already. I think they have a lot of shame.

Please don't bring me to the right. My father and my mother... Only that. We will talk about that later. Next we would like to hear what I have played after the performance. Yes. How is the stone coming into the stone and how the stone is on the ground? I am saying that everything is correct. So soon Hornet was killed. I wanted to avoid the stone. Before the police came to the idea, the hotel owners and their room were looking for them. I went straight to my sister. She was surrounded by a man named Oakshot. In the bridge road. Yes, and on the whole road, everyone I met, as a policeman or a detective, the stone stood on my back before I was able to get my sister. And she asked me why I was so alone. What could I have said? I went to the fresh air in the back, to smoke my pipe. And? I stood there and thought about what I should do now.

And suddenly I realized that all the money was spent on me. My sister had already told me that I would make a living as a Christmas gift. Well, yes, I thought. Then I took the money out of my hand and gave it to the stone. Then they could put my money on the head and they wanted it. And the whole thing would never be taken away. Very refined. I have to say that. Yes, and that they also did that. Yes, of course. She had already taken the stone away. But then she started to get to the flat and to reach the place. Until she had to leave. And my sister came to the house to see what happened. James, what are you doing with the whole thing? Yes, you said you were looking for a Christmas gift. I just wanted to feel what the fetus is. Oh, the mule could be your sister. We already looked for you. What did you have? Yes, James. We call you James. You know the big white thing. Thank you very much, Maggie.

Because if you don't do anything, I would take you here. I just had it in my hand. Why? The other way, at least, was a dream and a wonderful day. We have you for yourself. Don't do it. I take you to the other way. You know what you want. You know what you want. The white thing with the black thing on the wall. There it is. In the middle. My dear, but help me start. So it was Mr. Holmes. And then I took the flower with me. So I came home. I kept a knife and cut it off. From the stone of the stone, no spure. That's not true. And what did you do then? I was just a little bit too quick to get back. James, what's up? Maggie, where are you? Where is it? Your money. Where are the money? So, she got a cell phone. Just after you left. All? But James, what did you get? Who bought it? Breckenrich, from Covangaden. What's that?

You know Maggie. You know the whole thing I took. But the white thing with the black thing on the wall. Yes, and? Was it still like that? With the black thing on the wall, I mean. So, happy. How could you not have stayed with her? How did you get the money? But it's not the end of it. I promised you the truth, Mr. Holmes. And I did that too. Breckenrich bought all the money and wanted to tell me where they came from. Today I tried to get the money back. You heard that. I've always been a real human. My whole life. And now I've lost my real name. And I've seen the stone kaum. You're trying to persuade her. Please. She's trying to persuade me. Yes. Thank you. So fast, Mr. Holmes. Thank you. And I'll never do it again. I'll never do it again.

You let your brother run away. If the things were to be considered a horde, I'd have to think twice about it. But this traitor will never tell you. In any case, he must be punished. And the first thing will be your white-headed uncle back. The punishment for this pizza room has to be paid for nothing. And for him everything. So he will take care of everything. Yes, but... Reiter kaum. No. I had it for you because I was willing to give it up. He will never try to give it up again. A few years ago, some prisoners probably had to break his life to the past. He has all due respect. And... ...the two of us have to wait. I understand. Holmes. And both of us, and me and my dear Watson, had a highly unusual and own, late-night problem. That's why we have been alone for a long time.

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