Dan and His Inner Monologue Come to Blows | Postgame Show

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2:02Feeling stuck with EOE, start treating with DuPix and talk to your gastroenterologist or allergist today about DuPix and learn more at duPix and dot com or call 1-844 DuPix and we are going to get to juju in a second. Tony over the last couple of years is a rising voice in the football space when he says the packers are dog bleep. This is from ESPN Insights. They have an 18.4 pass block win rate. It's the lowest of any team through two games in the last ten seasons. Like love can't be good under these conditions. Yeah, they're talking about took a craft playing left guard, which is exciting when your best tight end is also blocking. So yes, I mean, they just they just simply cannot block. When I'm looking at all the games through two games played in the last ten years and I'm saying this is as bad as you've ever seen by percentage on a quarterback can't play under those conditions. The packers are busted up because they don't have their running back.

3:02They don't have Micah Parsons and they shouldn't have won that Jets game. But Tony, you're also doing it in Spanish. You're doing it in English in Spanish. Have you seen Zaz? I don't know if you were jealous of the opportunities that Tony is getting on the weekends, but he's a spanglish voice for FIU football. Why are you making that scrunched up face? Why aren't you supportive? Why are you a hater? No, no, I'm supportive, but you're saying I'm jealous. How can I be jealous of him doing a job? It's bilingual, not bilingual. It is an incredibly difficult job. It's actually never been done before anywhere. Spanglish is a very uniquely Miami thing. I actually have the pleasure of doing color for the FIU football team. Alongside my dad who's doing play by play in spanglish. That's because you work hard. In English, I actually do work really hard on that because I have to learn Long Island. That's the next visiting team for the Sharks. I don't know what they are yet, but I'll probably learn that. Games that you need to do. I got to do my research. I got to do my research. I believe Ron Strickland's are basketball games. That's what Friday's are for, by the way. I do my deep dive on the team Friday. Just keep going.

4:03Long night. Not a moment before. No, not a moment before. Because you want to be fresh for the test. I'm going to start studying on Monday and then I'll forget all the back of linebacker. Saturday night. I'm going to know. So Saturday night, 6 p.m. 9 p.m. Sleep at onus. La polaroza. There can't be many other broadcast teams were the day before they don't know the master. And he doesn't know that they're not. I don't need to know the mask. I don't need to know the mask. The mask got something. The problem is, it's okay. Many broadcasts are at this low stakes. Incredibly high stakes, by the way, because we're dancing a fine line, Dan. Spanish and English uniquely Miami, Spanish. So this is a little bit of the FAU FIU broadcast that we did. I had to leave early because I got down here to do it. Not to do it. I had to leave the game early because I had an obligation to be here to do UFC content for the show. I've never heard of an announcer during the game. I've never heard another side. Troy Ackman did that once. I remember. But Troy Ackman does a UFC content also, which I also do.

5:04Joe Buck in the fourth grade. Sorry, guys. Troy, I had to leave. It was going to do a UFC show. Yeah. Well, that's what I have to do. If you want to be truly Miami, Spanish, you arrive late. We also do that too. Pregame at 530. Pregame 530 kick off versus the Long Island University. Sharks have been told. Debrones. That'll be at 6 p.m. But this is a little snippet from what we do in the broadcast me and my dad. Do you think the people here at Bogartona don't speak Spanish, no, they're living in Rats mouth? Bogarton. Bogarton. If we were to ask people here, oh, you know they have absolutely not. Rats mouth. Rats mouth. I live in Rats mouth. Somehow it doesn't sound as sexy. If you live in Rats mouth as Boko Razzone. Boko sounds a little better. I'm in Boko. I'm in Boko. I'm in Boko. You're in Boko mouth. Okay. Don't make me laugh. I'm trying to fight a cold there. You've been fighting for two weeks. I know. I know. We're talking about a cop button here. It's in the studio. Yeah, I know. Excuse me. Third and three.

6:05There you go. It's a 23 to 25. Don't make me laugh. You're a big codie thing going on where he has his persistent cough also. So in the middle of the broad guest, he would be like, which is always making me laugh. Didn't know it was a football game until third and three. Well, that's what we like to do around there. We like to have fun. But then all of a sudden, third and twenty five. We should have said third and three to keep the beat. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The big going, the three bits of audio that we have played from hollowed out submarine bathrooms today. It's trying to keep up in 2026. The media age of everyone's flying around in spaceships. And we're giving you audio that sounds like it's from the advent of AM radio. Yeah. Uh, Jude, you ready to pick from the bucket or have Chris Cody pick from the bucket for you, sir? Yes, I ski. Oh, the music is this though. We got Thursday thunder and the bucket at once. I don't know what happens. Let's do them both. Let's do them both at the same time. Let's mix and match our promotion. Like an FIN broadcast.

7:06All right, I'm rummaging here for you, Jude. Here we go. Yes, the packers. That's the dog. That's the night tonight. I like it. Keep it. I'm keeping it. Keep it. Keep it. I'm keeping it. You want to get to Falcons? Uh-oh. Did you not hear what we just said to you? Did we? Did no one just hear what the packer's offensive line is doing worse than anyone in the league over the last 10 years? I trust him. I trust him. Beautiful to Corey Harris, Jersey on you, Jude. Thank you for doing that. Yes, sir. Appreciate it, brother. Man, and it's official. Thursday thunder has broken the record for most consecutive two out of three bets in every single week. Uh-uh. Guinness, we salute you. We take, we thank you for that award. So this week I got the fix. I got four of them things for your head, Tom. What's the next leg? Do you have your passport? Did you get your shots? Did you get your shots? Girl, would you like to come back to America with Steve?

8:12CD Lamb for at least five catches this Sunday, man. Like it in. Did we have them like the first quarter last game? It's devile. Hmm. And I know he's going to go crazy over there. Second leg, the man with the golden voice, Parker, Washington for at least five receptions against them pass. They're going to need them. Next leg. Geno discovered he had a couple of other weapons last week. Oh, it's a bird. It's a plane. It's Adonai Mitchell for at least four catches this week. Like it in. Last leg. Curco chains out there in Vegas revealed this week that his childhood crush was making good. Come on, man. So I know he's going to give trade Tucker at least four catches this week. Thursday Thunder, draft King sports available in all 50 states. Slow.

9:12That was Thursday Thunder presented by draft King sports. Draft Kings, the crown is yours. Before we get to the polls, when he says Chris Cody, Parker Washington has a golden voice. Is he doing to him what we did to Chris Jones earlier this week? Does Parker Washington have a voice that sounds different than you might think that Parker Washington sounds? Is that what's happening there? Yes, Dan. It's a new segment where we're calling unexpected voices. We had Chris Jones earlier in the week. And now we have from the Jags, Parker Washington. I saw like a little WWE thing. I was thinking about Undertaker and he was on my pay arrest. He was going up. So I was like, let me see if I want to do something like that. Was there a different celebration we got to the side one? No, just bringing energy to the team and it was just cool to just start strong and have fun and just have a great one today. There's some mohomes in there. I hear a little mohomes in there. And off the higher though. And undercurrent of Patrick mohomes, how is that person better than Brian Thomas at

10:12catching footballs and getting open for Trevor Lawrence? We have one more clip of Parker Washington. Miss communication on the interception or was it good play? What happened on that from your view? Yeah, they had a nice coverage out there for us. You know, and they just made a good play. So it was just, you know, they're professional as well. Coaches make great cause. So it is one of those. I like it. Kind of like an old school R&B signified. He's got the soul glow thing going. I like it. The extra long red goatee. Yeah, it's a you don't see that often. You don't hear that often. I'm a Parker Washington guy. So when you guys are doing R&B though, are you guys saying that there's an undercurrent of sensuality in his voice? Undercurrent. I mean, he's wearing a sports coat and an A shirt. That's on an undercurrent. That's a full current. That's an overcurrent. Let's get to the polls, please at Levitard show.

11:14You had your game as a big game this weekend, huh? Is that as you're you insist on your no, no, ask me. No one asked me you said you said that's not a big game. I said wait and see. No one asked me. All right. Well, is it a big game? Is the game that you're going to forgive me here, juju for interrupting this segment? We'll get to the polls in a second, but I do think it's very important that Zazlow deliver on the promise to the audience is you're going to happy valley this weekend. You are going to Penn State and Wisconsin. Yeah. I will never trust Wisconsin at any of their sporting events to win anything meaningful at any time in their history in basketball or football. If I ask you right now, you go basketball when thinking of the biggest victory in Wisconsin history in our lifetimes of Wisconsin playing the two big sports. You're not going to football. Are you? You're going to basketball. This is nice and tight. I don't think about them at all. Nice and tight question. You're going. What's question? Look, the inner monologue is my own voice talking to me.

12:14No, I'm not explaining the show to me. No, but no, but no, I would not be so excited about not being in touch. You're my signature set. I would not be excited. I did even have the Tigers. The inner monologue. I don't do this. I did. You don't have so much to say when I'm doing it to Greg. You're over there. Joe, you'll laugh. And no, it's so funny when it's someone else. That's not my inner monologue. Everyone's like like scared to do. Stang in character. You should stay in character. That's not fun. I like doing it with Greg because he doesn't do shit like this. Because this isn't what you do to Greg. Just get to the cheek. You talk in his voice as his inner thoughts. In me, you're secretly critical and mocking me. In a way, I would not be doing to my face. Yes. Congratulations. You got it. Judu, let's update the polls, please. Is it a big game of luck? Is interlocking your fingers the official posture of the smug?

13:1891% of the audience says yes it is. Still those. Was Oscar the Grouch a Hay and As Hayder? 81% of the audience says yes he was. Dildos. And last poll, this Pele Larson, get all up in your shit. 58% of the audience says yes and those are your polls. Is it a big game or is it not a big game? Which game? FIU versus Long Island. In the history of Wisconsin, they've never won an important game of the game. We're going to do this again. We're going to do this again. They made a final four a couple years ago. In basketball, they have won some meaningful games. But their football has not won ever since Barry Alvarez started grifting from them with both the two salaries and athletic director salaries. Is it a big game or is it not a big game, Jonathan Zaslow?

14:20Basketball or football? Screw this guy. Their football team hasn't won a big game in a long time. Not anyone here saying that in a couple of years. Remember that time where you guys spoke at the exact same time and Zaslow petrified? Zas forgot that he turned Canadian. He went, sorry, sorry, sorry. I do remember that. And I was thinking about that privately just now. So thank you for accurately representing my inner monologue. Finally, an accurate representation of exactly what it is that I was secretly thinking about. I was still relishing the fact that he was so ashamed of interrupting me that he got filled with Canadian shame. Can? Oh, sorry. I was just thinking about that privately and I was going to leave here today feeling victorious. I never sounded so tepid. Is it a big game or is it not a big game?

15:20The football game. Bye bye.