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CHICK-FIL-A SAYS “NO AI FOR YOU” (NOT THE BEE)

While fast-food rivals experiment with AI taking drive-thru orders, Chick-fil-A CEO Andrew Cathy says his chain won't replace that human interaction with technology. Cathy calls the company's approach “human plus”: AI and other technology can work behind the scenes, but the person taking your drive-thru order stays a person because Chick-fil-A considers hospitality part of the product.

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President Trump has approved Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth's recommendation to execute former Army Maj. Nidal Hasan by firing squad. Hasan was sentenced to death for the 2009 Fort Hood attack that killed 13 people and wounded more than 30. The Army secretary must still set the time and place, and Hasan can pursue additional federal court challenges.

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The U.S. pulled its deployed bombers from RAF Fairford back to American bases following security concerns surrounding a suspected terror plot near the British base. Six people were arrested and later released on bail as investigators examine possible foreign-state involvement. President Trump says threats prompted the withdrawal, while Iran denies involvement.

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Yeah, they didn't even night a clock And I really need everybody Stop talking It's too early for this much stupid coffee and kick then don't make me lose it I'm already ringing down, I'm already high, and somebody's outside with the mole growling It's too early for this much mess, I got one good nerve in this industry It's too early for this much stupid I need everybody I need everybody to listen up because you better be in line for your toilet paper because that damn it You know that the freaking Russian plague is right around the corner. Good morning. Welcome to road rage 101 a Tuesday edition That's right it's pizza Tuesday. No, it's talk of Tuesday. What is it today John? I have no idea but good morning

John should me go here the Producer of the show and my co-host hey John how's it going this morning man? It's whatever Tuesday Mrs. Bruce wants it to be if it's pizza Tuesday It's pizza Tuesday Yes boss That's true. That's true. But we got the whole At least one got Dutchers sitting there in the background our top pod contestant and hopefully everybody is getting their votes in for Dutchers as she tries to crawl up the ladder to being that top podcaster in the whole You know the whole world. Yeah, actually the whole world. We got Boomer Bob here sitting in the background. We got We got Josh and we got Matt and we got myself my name is Bruce and now we do this every day from six to seven. I'm not a way to work California and just a hey welcome to the show anyway, hey Are you are you in line for your toilet paper yet? I mean come on the Russian freaking flu is right around the corner John We might be doing our last

Plenty of toilet paper wants to start wiping out all the Russians and You know, so they'll be plenty of toilet paper. I would worry about that. Yeah Just breaking just breaking news There we go Dutchers to slip the forth in the voting so people come on. Let's get on this thing. Oh Jesus first many people that listen to this show your show and everybody else is show yeah, just just slip the forth. My god I know it's terrible. Oh I've heard $500 for the votes, but she just needs to do George Abram has taken over third place Sasha Gibson is still first Shelley Garry Garry-Dito is second and then George Abram has slipped into third place, Dutchess. This is this is horrible God all you listeners to this show you should be ashamed of you out there going to the link that I supply on our show notes and also in my Facebook account my

Ex book account everybody everybody here's a podcast when they got you listen to one of them go out there and do your votes Every day buy a vote got damn you know spend a little money and buy a vote You got to buy ten Yeah, but can't go out bought and buy some votes let's get let's get Duchess over the top we need to get Duchess over the top so anyway the the link is in the show notes for for getting to the Duchess's page to go ahead and vote for her I don't have a place to put in a QR code, but they did last night on the Boomer Bunker go out and watch the Boomer Bunker if you can Right John yeah, no you should I I just wonder how many people are watching us how many people are watching us on X zero because I could all see I think zero Zero people on X that's all right we have a loyal following on cat debate and all our other podcasts sites and we just welcome you to be over there and everything so yeah, but just in time for the mid-premises we got to play this hit and from Russia and who knows what the what the media is going to spin this into you but go out there and get the

Paper right away and you'll be okay also hey did you know the chim's Baker died last night Jim and Tammy Baker remember seven Yeah, he was eight six I think he was I don't think there was no matter was she alive or dead I wasn't He's dead she has passed on she's dead yeah, she's passed on they got divorced a long time ago because Jessica on right that's right that was the one Yeah, that's that sweet little red head yeah, I cost him $260,000 $260,000 he paid to cover that up I have sinned against you my I Did he pay another hundred sixty thousand dollars to some freaking other church got fine or something like that for buying a whole bunch of Cloaky old silver or something like that during gov I really Just Think I was just swarmed and all kinds of freaking controversy and stuff that is crazy

I'm sure he's trying to wipe off the freaking flames right now I have no idea but anyway and also It's shot our Supreme Court man is like the great they got a great after this year a Supreme Court my God The whole almost like the holiest of hoys like being a Jerusalem if you go to bust me DC and go Supreme Court But now because the politicians and the media hates him so much and everything so partisan this Supreme Court is down to a 37% For you can approve already can you believe that my God yeah, I can believe it of course I can believe it look If this country hates this country I Mean I want to tell you I mean the the media and the As far as the school system they've been doing a great job of telling you how bad America is and that we need social and these fucking retarts are

Believing What else could you tell of this retarts? Hey, you know what socialism is so great There's a bunch of socialist countries you go to Cuba go to you know go to these other countries hang out for a while and then see how much you love it They want it all they want it all they want the whole world and everything in it man. There's like 20 the 20 montagne That's what they are I'm telling you right now if you get if you figured out a way to make a national health care Where people didn't have to buy insurance and it was included in your taxes like they do in the Norwegian countries or whatever there's people over there The whites then this a lot of this would go away because people are that's what they want they want national health care and they won't stop until they get it and they'll turn this country in a communist state to get it I guess if you want to wait there and die that's fine with me. I don't care. That's your top five in line.

Hang on I think there's music for that isn't there here it is. Oh my god. One of these days I'll just be able to queue it up. But anyway, I've had all over daylight savings time and Rubs has Trump pushes it to act. I don't know why this is so hard that s whole congressman Tom cotton from Arkansas is upset because Arkansas and Arcosoneans are Arcosoneans don't want to wake up in the dark. I need to do the superconeans don't anyway from Wall Street Journal Saudi back forces launch offensive to retake to teach Red Sea port from the hoodies. They're a little tiny country. How are they doing this? How do we know? How do we not stomp them into the dirt? From Reuters Trump urges supporters to vote by mail despite years of fraud warnings. Hey, if the Democrats are doing it, if you can't beat them join them. There you go.

That's what I like. CBS News Supreme Court wrestles with major climate lawsuit against energy companies. Huh? Yeah. And from the Babylon B, the FBI assembles elite team of investigators to see if all these terrorist attacks can somehow be connected to a single ideology. Might be. I don't know. I think it could be possible. I think it could be the apostles. I don't know if you know. Anyway, it could be them. It could be them Muslims. Could be. Whatever. Yeah. I mean, George George Fonds from the from the world of blaze podcast. He put out a list of all the terrorist groups are happening in the last year or year and a half. And all of them seem to be above one variety. And could they be Muslims? Muslims. I don't know. Anyway, it's October 60, 206 National Taco day. But no, it's not National Taco day. It's pizza. It's pizza day in my house. But it likes.

It's National Taco day. First Tuesday, not over the big taco holiday. So you taking your taco holiday today, John. You know what? I might go to Taco Bell and get some tacos for National Taco Tuesday National. I wonder if I wonder if Taco Bell is having anything for for Taco Tuesday. We'll see. You seem to miss it. You seem to miss it by a day or two. But I don't know. Anyway, Taco Tuesday became a thing, not too long. I don't know. Taco Tuesday hasn't been around for too long. I mean, there was never a Taco Tuesday back when I was a kid. But obviously there's a Taco Tuesday now. Everybody, everybody counts it on the bars around, you know, places that I walk, you know, in the afternoon, all have Taco Tuesday. And I guess they all have their little Taco bars and stuff like that. I like tacos myself. I mean, you can put anything in a tortilla. And I'll probably fuck it. The Josh reminded me, remember Cinco, Demio, and they said, if you support Trump, you can't have Mexican food and Dord's Cinco, Demio, and I'm sitting with my Trump hat on eating a taco.

I can't. Apparently I can. You have got sound of Bob in the background. I'm sure that he had something to say about tacos, but who knows? I mean, I figured he'd jump right on Taco Tuesday. You know, I do. You jump on the Taco every morning, right? Think Taco. Yeah, there you go. That's what I needed from you, Bob. That's what I needed from you. Go back to sleep now. And bird. And touches laughed at as soon as the show started, but her boy Tony Dunshew was born in 1955 Super Bowl winning coach and Hall of Famer turned 71 today. How do you know it's her boy? What would be why would it be her? I thought Tony Dunshew was the coach of the Pittsburgh Steelers before. What's his name? Who? No, who was Tony Dunshew then? I know he was a coach of the Indianapolis Colts. That I remember. I don't ever remember him.

That's what it was. Yeah, they're so easy. That's so easy. Why am I coaches wrong? We have one is a white team with a horseshoe on and the other one is a black and gold team. I can see how you mix them up. Well, I know. I'm a 49er fan. We don't deal with that. That explains it. That explains it. Yeah, I'm the other side of the world. I'm just saying history 1926. Babe Ruth hit three home runs in one year. World Series game. Back then he was like a giant among men. I think he was like six foot tall and the rest of them were like five eight or something. You know, he used to be started as a pitcher. It was a really good pitcher. And they moved him because they needed his bat in the lineup every night. They just didn't want to have him hit once a, you know, once every five days or whatever it is for pitchers. He was the attorney of his time. That's what he was. Yeah, so he was the white. The white. What's his name is?

Taco. Show. Show. Show. Hey, oh, Tommy. Exactly. Yeah. Oh, God. Jesus. This show is going nowhere. I have there you. What do you mean? Just because I don't know how to say the Japanese guys name. I'm good. I have nothing to do anyway. Go ahead and hit clip one. Clocking on a Friday field attention in the air. That's clicking orders. There's a battle to prepare. So grab your lemonade and buckle up your boots. We're gonna war a chick fillet for the sweet tea and the waffle fries we pray. Pushing through the line until the fight is won. Till every last chicken biscuit is done. That's why you heard that right. Chick-fil-A. Chick-fil-A.

Go ahead. I was going to say the day saying God they're going to pray or was there God reference in there? I guess so. I mean, you know, you know, Chick-fil-A is a religious. Yeah. We call it being a great chicken place. Yeah, we call Jesus chicken for a reason. Yeah. Yeah, Jesus is chicken. Yeah, the Lord's chicken. And yeah, I guess her church too, but no, I couldn't find a I couldn't find a a video to support this or any sound bites to support this story. But that chick-fil-A says no AI. No way. No AI while fast food experiment with the AI is taking over drive to orders chick-fil-A CEO Andrew Kathy says his chain roll reply will replace the human interaction with technology and Kathy calls the company's approach human plus AI and other technology can work. And the technology can work behind the scenes, but the person taking your drive to order stays a person because Chick-fil-A considers hospitality a part of the product. And I see these poor bastards out there this weekend in a hundred and seven degree weather under the little mistors that that Chick-fil-A gave them to order.

What was that? What was that, Bob? I'm sorry, which is your turn in the interrupt the show. It was it's Bob's bit. There you have. So yeah, so we had discussion yesterday. I think it was a couple days ago about AI taking over the ordering systems and and John seems to like it with his with his what is it the Dunkin donuts? AI and be able to do his stuff for him and stuff like that, but that chicken chick-fil-A says no man, so no AI for that. I gotta be honest, I'm a big fan of the apps. You know, if I have a section in my on my phone with all the apps of all the fast food places. So I hit the app and I order online you pay for it, you go you pull in and there's no must no fuss and there you go and they can't say they didn't get the order right and it's not that they can't hear it. And most of the time when they're talking on the phone, you can barely hear them. Like in other words, they don't really speak. They have such a harsh accent. You're like, what what was that?

I think that's what it was, too. It had to be the accent and stuff like that, but yeah, who knows what's going to happen with AI? You know, pretty soon you're going to drive up the, yeah, they're going to recognize who you are and then talk to you either in your native language or in your native dialect, right? You're you're you're you can get a new Jersey accent. You get some sassy new Jersey broad coming out and asking what the fuck do you want, John? You know, and hey, Jemingo, what happened today? Are you going to get a hokey or are you going to get a cheat steak? Would you want to have you want to hash browns with that with that? Hey, John, we got a wapper that we made on Tuesday. How would you like that? Oh, hey, and we we've been saving yesterday's wapper for you. We left about side in the heat. We know how you like them. That's a good idea though. I just came up with a good idea that maybe we should trademark or something like that. It's like personalized AI when you come up to the when you come up to the AI thing. Very possible. I love it.

Well, you know, they track your phone. So you as you pull in, they know you're, oh, look, here's Jemingo's here. They they they can track your phone as soon as you come in. And don't know exactly. Would you like your favorite order? Hold the pickles. Hold the lettuce. How about you, Bob? You you you a fan. I mean, we haven't talked to you yesterday about the AI thing. What's going on with the drive through? Do you come across that AI stuff or do you use the you use the apps like John does? I use apps. Yeah, the you know, the one that. But then you drive up and you have to deal with a human being going. And did you know, do you have a mobile order today? It's like, yeah, one who doesn't use that? Yeah, I do. A lot of people do a lot. I would say I would say there's probably still 70 30 because people don't use the apps. You can see it and they pull up and they go, what am I?

Oh, God. Do you have this? Do you have that? I'm going to fuck in manual. What we have. Let me look at the menu here. Hold on. Let me look at the menu. I hate fucking that. Let me look at the menu. What do you want? Oh, do you want that? You sure you want that? I don't like it to list. I'm sitting there. And I'm going to I'm like, get out of the line. Go inside. Read the menu. You know what? They should have a they should have a pitch clock. You know, like you pull up and it's 30 seconds. And it's like, okay, can you order in 30 seconds? If the time runs out yet, the pullover and get out of your car and go inside because you're a retard. What's that, Bob? My mom would be there. My mom would be there writing a check. Oh, my God. A check. I'm sorry. Bob was saying something. Go ahead, Bob. I'm before right behind two old people, you know, when I'm fucking view it right. And I'm like, hold on a second. I got to read the menu.

You were here when McDonald's was invented. Like you've been going from McDonald's longer than anybody in the fucking planet. They haven't really changed the menu that much. Order something now. Right. As I slap my wife across the head, God damn it. You've been here a long time. I don't know. You know, Cody's a big AI fan. He's here, man. Cody wants you to chime in on what the AI does for you and the and the drives through and stuff like that. You used the apps and draft you AI and all that crap. No, I talked to humans. You talk to humans. So you're not in the you don't want the the Cody version of of AI, a greeting you at McDonald's going like, I hate China. I hate China. What do you want? I mean, if they if they go to that, I'll get banned from all those places since China owns everything. So. Okay. All right. So the genius doesn't use the genius doesn't use the app for or the AI draft room.

Do you want to you want to interact with humans? No, I'm just saying that when I go to the drive through its people, it's not AI. Oh, okay. And I come to use that. Yeah, but they're putting AI. They're putting AI in at drive-throughs. Are you supporting that or you against that? It doesn't really matter. I'm tired of watching fucking I'm tired of watching methods, flip burgers anyway. So the faster we can get them replaced with robots so people can stop saying that the people who work in McDonald should be making $35 an hour. You know, the faster we get rid of all of that noise, the happier I'll be full automation at the fast food. And there we go. Roll clip to death penalty. Bring it forth. You're dead. Precision death penalty death penalty.

Death penalty. We all the way. Bring back the death penalty. Absolutely. Execute this. Maybe. As an entrum, is approved defense secretary. Excess recommendation to execute former Army Major, Nidel Hassan by firing squad. Hassan was sentenced to death in 2009 for the Fort Hood attack that killed 13 people and mooted more than 30 at the Army secretary must set the time in place. And Hassan can and can pursue additional federal court challenges. So yeah, we're ready to put. I hope they don't miss. I mean, you know, we don't want this to turn into the Tennessee execution debacle. Do we? They're not going to miss. There's like seven of them. And I think it's seven of them. Only one has the bullet, but no, they're, I'm sure they're going to make the they'll hit the bullseye. I hope he did. They're going to stand about two inches away from him. Make sure that my brother died. Right. My God. Thank God. Yeah, I mean, you know, this is becoming more and more common.

We got to, you know, we have an execution by firing squad coming on in several different. I think that's what we're going to do. We're going to have a, a jurisdictions or or a, what states that we have, and well, lethal injection isn't going to be doing any more in. In Tennessee because that lady is still alive. I have no idea where she's still alive. John, I agree with you. I just pulled the curtain and hit her with the batter, something. But they're still still keeping her alive, hoping that they can grab some money or something. Maybe the family is going to get a whole bunch of bail out or something. Cause she ain't she ain't going to use it. What is she going to use it for? It's just, yeah, again, they should have just shot her. They should have rolled the curtain and the shot her behind the ear with a 22. That would have done it. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, why does this not tell Hassan guy got any freaking type of rights in prison? I don't care. You know, you're sitting at the death. You get a peel, you know, one appeal. I'm with touches on this. You get you want to peel. You go and and and and and you get to deep done. I mean, we got, we got these guys sitting in fucking prison for years and years and years out of the tax fair.

Dying, you know, still still, still feeding them still, you know, giving them health plans and all this other shit. Sometimes even better and our stuff to be out. I don't know. Well, again, he was he was part of the from what I remember. He was part of the military and I don't know. I mean, once he's convicted, I don't know. I just thought they want you convicted. They just take it and shoot you. But I guess everything is a big giant production in the United States. In Russia, he would have been he wouldn't even have made it to trial on Russia. They did that pretty quickly with the guy that did the Oklahoma City bombing, right? I mean, he wasn't alive very long after the end of his court hearings and stuff like that. They pretty much just posed with him right away. Well, he wanted to be he wanted to be executed. He didn't want to live in jail. So he campaigned or, you know, to be executed. So I think that's why they did that. Yeah, well, I'm sure his son, you know, since it doesn't want to be in jail, but at the same time, I mean,

or is the guys that they're played first live? I'm sorry. I killed 13 people and moved at 30 with my freaking guy inside of a freaking movie theater. I mean, Jesus Christ did. I just sense this got to come back into this world. And I don't know what it is. If you've got 30 people that are witnesses to the crime, got 13 people dead. I mean, this stuff should be slammed on. I mean, we should be paying out of our taxpayer dollars. And even that with the, with the advent of that being in the military, yeah, the military should be swift and easy, man. I mean, it's a whole different society than regular, you know, outside, you know, citizens in the US are way different than the military. Yeah, I agree with you. I agree with you when you say that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We should be wasting, we shouldn't be wasting our time on these guys. Who's your center of the road? We got Mike. We got Mike. We got Mike. Mike, you're a producer.

Mike, there we go. There we go. Yeah. You're a producer. Anyway, let's go ahead and do some sub three. One week after several men were arrested on suspicion of planning a terrorist attack on OREF, the United States has withdrawn its bomber jets from the base in the UK. After reports in the Wall Street Journal that the dozen or so B1 bombers, which had been stationed at the Gloucestershire Air Base had been recalled, the news was confirmed by the Pentagon. While operational security precluded us from confirming the movement of our assets and forces in real time, we can acknowledge that all US bombers that were deployed to OREF FFIRD have redeployed to their home stations in the United States. Now, as far as I remember when I was in the Air Force, the RIF was all over the place. I mean, we had Royal Air Force training at the bases an hour at the end. There's always people from the RIF missile bases where I was deployed over in two sunnier areas.

So the RIF has been all over the United States. Now, since we have defended them, now we're pulling our bombers out of there. You can trump us apart, bombers out of there. And I guess, headset did too. So we pulled them out of there. I guess they're not safe anymore in the UK. And now that's going to change our position in readiness in case something happens worldwide. I mean, I don't understand the mood. I do. There was a possible terror attack. They took and put these guys out on bond. They were not interrogated. They, you know, so we don't know what was going on there. And these planes are forget how much they are. The big two bombers. I mean, I think they're billions of dollars for these planes. And we're going to let them sit there and let these terrorists, Muslim terrorists, and the whole country is filthy with Muslims over in England. We're going to let them take shots at them. You know, that's ridiculous. Now, these are major assets that we need.

And they can't protect them there. So let's move them back over here. What's the, how ready do we have to be? Like what again, I understand we have, you know, how ready do we have to be? If it, listen, if I was president right now, I would give Israel an ultimatum. You know, five years, we're going to move you all out to the United States. Okay. And. And. It's your Mexico, yeah. Right. And then we're going to pull out of that fucking hellhole and you guys can all have it. And all you Muslims that, you know, in our country, you got to go back. Go back to where you're to the motherland. It's calling you. Because if you don't want to be here and assimilate to be assimilate to be here. Out. Out you go. Yeah. Well, like I said, you know, it's only happening in the UK. I guess I don't know. The United Kingdom is how many countries does the United Kingdom? I mean, that there's not like, what do they call that back there?

That the European Union, right? Are they part of the European Union? Or they separate to themselves? I'm not very versed on what happens on the other side of the world as far as the UK and the U.E. And all that other shit. So I mean, there are conglomerations of countries. Is that correct John? Oh, geez. Now you're going to, uh, from what I thought, first, I thought it was England, but I guess it could be England, Ireland, Scotland. Is there another one in there? I think, I mean, that's the island. But, yeah, the one, I don't think they are part of the European Union anymore because that's what Brexit was, right? Was for the British exit of, uh, Brexit was the British exit of the European Union. So I don't think they're part of the European Union anymore. Yeah. What we're not pulling out of other places, who knows? I mean, we got, we got bombers in Alaska, of course. So, and then you got, you got, you got, Russia's like a hopskipping jump, right? You know, across the little burying straight there. So I'm not too worried about that. But, uh, yeah, we've always, uh, provided ourselves on readiness and we've always provided ourselves on being the police of the world.

I guess the UK just, uh, wants to thumb their, uh, thumb to ourselves at them and just let the terrorists just be what they want to be. They're afraid to call them terrorists. They're afraid to call them Muslims. They're afraid to call them anything because goddamn you don't want to, you don't want to hurt their little feelings. They might do something. Oh, you're, Islamophobic. Uh, there's four countries in the UK, England, Scotland, Wales, which I didn't even realize, and Northern Ireland, screw the rest of Ireland, just Northern Ireland. Yes, it was. I don't know, John, this, this, this world going to hell on the hand basket and, uh, who knows what's next? Maybe he'll pull, it may even pull the bombers out of the United States because, you know, or out of Minnesota and Michigan, you know, because we can't, we can't trust the Muslims up there either. I mean, who knows? Really? I, I wouldn't trust one. I mean, you can't. I wouldn't trust one as far as I could throw one to be honest with you.

Yeah. I really can't, right? And now we, we can, we can, we can lump Texas in there. Right. You're the same thing. Well, letting them run rough shot over them. None of these fucking, but then, then these two hikki fucking, uh, hits down there are taking out their guns to prevent this shit. They're just letting it go. You know, they, they talk a big game, but, uh, you know, it's not happening, right? No shots fired. There is, uh, there, uh, President, President, Governor Abbott in Texas just was on TV. And he said that there will be no Sharia law. There will be no Sharia law police in Texas. And they are, they were setting them up. They were having, uh, Sharia law police stations and stuff. And they said they said that they're going through and dismantling them. So there will be no, there is no Sharia law in Texas. It is illegal to have that. So we'll see what happens. Yeah, I don't know. I mean, they said, say thing about the Chinese, you know, the Chinese had their own police stations and their own stuff like that.

So it just sounds like, you know, the United States is not becoming a sovereign nation like that we want to do. Every state, uh, of course, you know, we got the 10th amendment. So every state is going to be their own state and I agree with that. But, you know, some reason, somewhere down the line, we get a United Kingdom. I don't see like a 9-11 or anything that happened that's going to ever, ever reunite us again. Like you said, 50% of the country hates ourselves and 50% of the country loves ourselves. So I mean, it's a tough go. We have, we have a tough go going forward. And I think for 9-11 was the last time that you'll ever see any type of unity from the United States and it's awful. I don't know about that. And you know, something I don't know if I won an event that would unite the, because that's going to be a really, really horrific event if it unites all of us. I think it would have to be, I think it would have to be the sharp, the superconeans coming down. I think that's the only thing that would unite us like an alien.

Well, I, like I said, I would rather, I'd rather be divided than have to be brought together through a nuclear detonation in the United States. I'd rather stay. Independence day last night. Yeah, it was an Independence day last night for about a million times. I've ever watched it, man. I was thinking the same thing going like, damn, man, those motherfuckers are freaking fuck us up. If that doesn't unite us, I don't know what will. Well, I got to be honest with you. If they wanted to, if they wanted to take us out, they would have taken us out. They're still, they've been here before we were here. They'll be here long after we're gone. We might be just an experiment for them. You know, we could just be like rats in a cage where they're watching us to see what we will do. And to be honest with you, for the amount of intelligence that we have, we don't seem to be too bright. I think we're just that neighborhood that they just kind of drive around and go like, fuck, you don't want to go there.

You know, unfortunately, we are not really geniuses. Don't tell Cody that. Don't tell Cody that. I am a self-proclaimed genius. We got to come up with a genius, a genius game for, uh, for Cody, just to, uh, because I don't know if he can play America's favorite game show. Cody, who's a genius? Go ahead. Let's play America's favorite game show, John. Oh, oh, you actually want to play the game, oh, I'm sorry. Exactly, exactly. As I screwed up yesterday and didn't have a contest for us today, I do have a contest for it. It's called celebrity or serial killer. That's right. And I actually got one for all week. That's good. Here we go.

See the bob or me. Bob. Bob. Everybody dropped that. They know what was coming. Bob just left. Am I the only one here now? Okay. The only one here, John. So we're going to, we're going to test this one on you because seriously, I went through it and spent about an hour on this and still didn't get the output that I wanted. I'm going to give you the celebrity name or a serial killer name. You're going to tell me which one is which. Okay. And then we have a bonus question at the end. Okay. You ready to go? Sure. Donald Harvey. Down Harvey serial killer. Here's definitely a serial killer. He pleaded guilty to 37 murders committed from 1917 and 1987. And you were right, John. Okay. Let me give you a plus one on that one. All right. Clancy Brown.

Clancy Brown. Well, he should be a, I'm going serial killer. He is not a serial killer. He is a celebrity. Is he really? So I tell you what he is. He's the actor from the Shawshank Redemption Highlander. He's a former serial killer. Okay, so you can get a double point of view. And I tell you much on here's what I did. So I wanted to bring up all kinds of a listers. And but I said, you know, this is too easy. Too easy. I gotta have some b listers in there. Hopefully I didn't put any C or D listers in there. So we're just making a little difference. That's all right. All right. Bobby Joe Bobby Joe long. That's got to be a serial killer. Three names. Right. We got the three name combo there. during an eight month murder spree in Tampa Bay, Florida in 1984. Our Denzel Washington. Oh, well, he's an actor celebrity. Of course he's an actor. Oh, he is a celebrity actor, training, and the equalizer.

And the last one is William Forsyth. Oh, he's definitely a celebrity. I remember him from way back. He was said Charlie's for the voice of Charlie for Charlie's Angels. What's he really? William Forsyth? Yeah, I think so. That was John Forsyth. That was John. Yeah, yeah. He's an actor raising in Arizona once upon a time in America, the rock. He's been in, he was also an American me. He was the the white Mexican guy and American me. Okay. I don't know if you ever saw that. All right. Well, the first surf. Go ahead. There we go. Here's for the five point question for you right here. And you can have what we got. You've got four right now and you can get nine. Okay. Here we go. Name that movie. Denzel Washington, corrupt LAPD detective, Ethan Hawke, King Kong ain't got shit on me. What is the name of that movie? It is. I know. I've seen the movie a hundred times and now all of a sudden I can't think of it. It is training, training, training, bra, training wheels, training, training day.

There you go. Training day, John. You got nine today. So you are the leader and we're going to find out whether the genius can beat you if you ever come back on. So John, welcome to the show and welcome to America's favorite game show. That's right. Celebrity or serial killer. I hope that I hope that satisfies you, John. Well, it was a good one because you got me a couple of times. So it was a good one. I can't believe I, because I'm sitting there, I've seen training day so many times. And when I'm like, oh my god, I know exactly what movie you're talking about. And I'm like, I can't, and then that, my, my went plank. I'm sitting there and then training popped in. I'm like, training wheels, training, training bra, training, training private Ryan. I don't know, training something. So you're going to have to start getting people in here. You're going to get Ken back in here and, you know, like Bob's being a dick. You know, he pops out the way in the show. You know, he's, he's got to do it one. If Bob's going to be in here, he's got to be subjected to one game a week. It's not that much to ask Bob. Bob.

What do you say about that Bob? Bob's going to stay silent. He's going to make me edit the show. He's going to make me edit the show and all on all the silence. Told you, seven second delay Bob. That's the perfect game. You want to talk about anything before we end the show early today? Just that. I made it for you. Second delay. Fuck with you. Oh yeah. I know. I was, I was buying votes. Oh, you were buying votes. And I lost my connection. I can't help it. I didn't play your gay little game. Oh my God. Oh my God. You know, by the way, you know, I've got, I've got to sure fire away to make sure that, you know, your person on the other side of the phone or anything like that comes on and, and, and you know, you really don't want to talk to him. Is that you just actually say, hey, look, you know, hey, my phone's almost dying. What's up?

Right? Yeah. And then, you know, people know on the very short delay that, you know, you can be dropped any time. And then, and then really if you just want to drop them and just want to make sure that you don't like hang up on them, you just put your, you just put your phone on airplane mode. Yep. And it says called drop. Yeah, call me inside. Yep. Works like a child. There you go. Thought it many times that Jimmy, I do it all the time. So I'm about to do that, but, you know, we can't, you know, he's got to have his bed. He's got to be able to do it. So as a father and a grandfather, uh, tumor Bob, as I steal your thunder, explain yourself, man, what, what, what is it about the pit? This is exactly, you know, John has said this exactly why the, uh, the morning, so I did make it when you and, uh, you and Jimmy go, we're doing it. I never said that you don't understand commitment. I was going to say, wait a minute. I never said that. I never said it.

That's not what matter. In fact, I think I'm the one that said the Bob, Bob, I ain't doing this every fucking day. This is getting old, man. I think both, I lost in after six weeks of it. Yeah, and you think I would have learned from that experience, but now, now, now come back and I'm producing a new morning. So, fuck here we are, the new morning show. I love it. God, I love it. Anyway, Bob, give us last words of the day. Eat me. All right, that works. Eat your tacos today. That's right. Eat your tacos today. Go out and make sure it's you vote for, uh, duchess for, uh, top, top podcast or top pod. Top host. We've got to do that. I got everybody saying top pod because I, it's top host. So I got to say, oh god, damn it. Really? Yeah, I keep everybody's, I got, I got them all saying top pod because I thought it was funnier. But now everybody say, and now that she's actually in it, we've got to use the right name.

Top host. Okay. Top host. Right. Which sounds like, it sounds like a gay, uh, gay song or something like that. I have a top host. And the bottom line. I just a little, anyway, top dip. If you buy 10 votes for, for 10 bucks, yeah, you get a nude of Ryan C. Press. Like, only fish. It's pretty cool. Oh, okay. Okay, there you go. I still, I still say an only fan and only fans are, always feeds, uh, profiler, something like that will, will net her more than $25,000. I'm sorry. It will. I think you're right. I, I absolutely think you're right. Yeah, just for you. Yeah. Just for me. I can hear Mrs. Priest now. Well, then what happened to our savings account? It seems to be $25,000 light. Don't you worry about it. I got. I don't worry about it. I'm gonna work in an extra year. Yeah, I'm gonna work next to extra year for feet, fix. Hey, I got a question for you. Did you see that AOC had a foot pick where she was barefoot left in her foot?

Yeah. Did you see that? What you, all right. So now I need to know what you need to, uh, what your recommend or what's my reaction? Yes. Thank you. Whoo. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. You like that, huh? Yeah. Fuck yeah, dude. I like that shit. I thought you didn't like the bottom. They were dirt. Bottom of our feet were dirty. Absolutely. Did you feel it to fucking best? It's dirty feet are the best. Oh, I didn't know that. Okay. All right. Look at Bruce now. You know, you that's a whole thing. See, this started out when I was young. A young, a young kid freaking hanging around in Santa Cruz, California. Bob's old hometown. And, uh, you know, the, the ladies would walk around there, you know, on the beach sand and, you know, on the border walk and they'd have that dirty feet and they're nothing better than a big old tall six. But, blah, the dirty feet. Oh, my God. Dude, I got a Chevy as we're talking. Okay. Calm down over there. Trying to give us your last words of the day. Well, uh, Dean had popped in and I was going to give Dean a last word of the day since

we never do it. But then he popped back out again. So again, the last word of the day from Dean, uh, I will now have to go fight with YouTube to figure out how I can keep that video up because I did a lot of work beforehand. And then if that doesn't work, I'm going to have to start a figure out a way of having a new show open where I don't get my video taken down because of, it's copyright strikes. So yeah, this is, this is much, much fucking bigger than the 9v you were going to get. I don't understand what you mean by that, uh, help me out here with that 9v. Now, no, it's not that video down so you're not going to get views on it. No, no, that's, I'm sorry, Bob. You know, that's not what we're probably weren't paying attention. So what I'm doing now is I have my AI, uh, go through and pull whenever we play a video. And it goes back five seconds so then I can put it on there. So if somebody's listening and actually wants to see the video we're talking about, we're just to tap away in our show notes.

And I thought that was a brilliant idea. I tell you, why was it? That's why I said it's much bigger than the 9 fucking views that you're not going to get. Oh, okay. There we go. Let's say that's the thing. That's the thing. Yes. That hard work you put into this thing. Yes. The sleep that I'm that I'm sleep deprived right now. Is it old man? That's not good. And I see as, as we're sitting there, that Mike, uh, your producer, Mike has his mic on. So maybe we give him a last shot last word of the day. Mike, you got your mic on because I don't see the, uh, I don't see anything that says that you don't. And he's wants to do drops. I think that's what he's doing. Like, what was that, Mike? Dan. Venus. Uh, penis. Okay. Oh, you're good. Oh, there you go. Anyway, you guys have a great day because we're self-esteem letter. Say bye bye for all the people in the podcast today. Bye bye. Bye. I'm saying penis. Well, there you have it.

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