Boortz Report: Ten Things I’ve Learned With Age

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1:00This is an extra 1063 podcast. To hear more live and local content like this, tune into 1063 FM or download the extra 1063 app. It's time for the BORTS report. Exclusively, on Atlanta's only conservative news and talk station, extra 1063. Okay, yes, I am old. I am an octogenarian. I know that because the calendar says so, but I don't believe it. Anyway, I want some of the younger people to pay attention to this commentary. So let me start out with a few words in their language. Yo, totally, totally, bro, bra, bro, bro, yo, totally, totally, literally, literally, totally, literally. Okay, now that I have the attention of the younger people, 10 things that I have come to realize as I age, most of which I've stolen,

2:02I talk to myself because sometimes I need expert, literate advice. I have learned how to roll my eyes out loud. I don't need anger management. I need people to stop pissing me off, literally. My people's skills are just fine. It's my tolerance of idiots that need work. Bro, the biggest lie I tell myself repeatedly is this one. I don't need to write that down. I'm going to remember it. Even duct tape can't fix stupid, but it can literally, there's that word again, it can literally muffle the sound of stupidity. And there's plenty of that going around. And wouldn't it be great if we could put ourselves in our dryer for about 10 minutes and come out wrinkle free and three sizes smaller. And then there's this. If God wanted me to touch my toes, he would have put them on my knees.

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