Barnabus Bob | 448

0:00You're going to change the world like hell it is. I'm going to start a podcast that has no focus and it'll take up an inordinate amount of time. Hey everybody, welcome to the 448th episode of The Boomer Bunker. I am one of your co-host John Jermingo and alongside of me my co-host, the Duchess. Good evening. Hey, shit works. Imagine that. And quietly lurking in the back, spoke too soon. And quietly lurking in the background, the sniper of sound, the Duke of Drops. Let's produce your mic. Be there again tonight to close out the show.

1:00Exciting stuff. Make America great again. Oh, damn it. There we go. Eat those. He sounds so stupid. What? That's your thing. That's your whole. I know. I sound stupid. Everybody loves you. Well, not everybody. Jerry doesn't like your Trump. Jerry hates me. Yeah, Jerry hates your Trump. I was worried about you this weekend. You went out. Again, I don't understand people. I don't understand people that go out in a flash flood warning to go run a five pack. Well, and luckily you were fine, but not just a few miles north of you. It was a fucking. I can't believe nobody died. And I'm serious when I say that. I can't believe when I saw those. Yeah. There was a flash flood and people are running. And they're on a bridge and they're holding onto the bridge as this water is rushing by. And the only thing that I can think of the compares to this was in 1980 me and my father

2:02were down in Avalon, New Jersey. That's where he had his placing. He had his boat set up there and glory was coming up the coast. And the water was like waist high and it was rushing in. Tide was coming in and I'm telling you I was between the two posts. And I was having a hard time. Of course, we're taking shit off the boat because we were used to do the loose minute. The last minute. I said, fuck this. I fucked that shit. Let it go. All of it. So that was 1986. I remember because I was I was in Bill, I was at Bill Marbeach under the boardwalk. Watch the surfers. It was it was really and then I couldn't have had to bike there. It was the very first time that I remember seeing a hurricane come up. And then we went off the Ali Williams with the Blacky weather report. Thank you. It's not a way. Sounds rough, Ali. Do you have an umbrella? Headwind. Where is it? Inside out two miles away. So lovely, Ali Williams. We went, you know, we went in, you know, we went inland. And when we came out the next day, the amount of devastation was insane.

3:04Here's what's great about a nice hurricane or a good norraster down the shore is what you do is when the water comes down, everybody's docks get taken away. So you go out and you start looking around for a nice dock that's somewhere that's better than yours. And you take it and drag that back and then you take your shitty dock and pull it out of the water and then you hook up the new dock. That's what we used to do. That's what he says. Dutch just can remember 1986. I was very young, very, very. 86. Very, very. I think I was, I don't know, 20. A mirror, a mirror babe. I think I was 25 and 86. Anyhow, so you seem to do okay. Like I mean, you were, it was wet. Yeah, it was just wet. So what happened was I woke up in the morning, 530 to get everything ready. And it was pouring. I mean, like hard, pouring rain. So I was getting ready and I'm like, I don't, I don't want to do this.

4:04I don't want to. And now I know where we were going was about an hour west near you, actually, like Cherry Hill-ish area. Oh, really? Yeah, we're out by Collinswood. It's a pent-talking. Oh, okay. Yeah, you were only like 40 minutes away. Okay. So I didn't know that was okay. Yeah. So we're getting ready. I'm getting ready and the rain subsides by my house. So I was like, okay, whatever, had everything prepped. I packed extra clothes, extra socks, extra whatever. My girlfriend, I talked about it. She had extra shit. She picks me up 630. We head out and I told her, I said, you know, if it's rain in sideways, I'm going to be cheering you on because I don't, I don't want to run in the rain. Now this place you went to was just Cooper River Park. Yeah. Jesus, I know exactly. Okay, I'm sorry. We were, you shouldn't have called me out. It's taking you to breakfast. I was checking in. I told you I was running it. It was in Penn, Sockin. I never hurt. I remember that at all. No, I mean, the chitchat. So what chitchat? It's where? It's on the group and our bunker chat. They're all these things that you hate.

5:05Facebook. I don't go over that much. I know. I'm bad at that. Cherry says when is Penn, Sockin 40 minutes away? Oh, from him, maybe I don't know. It's 40 minutes away. It's an hour away from me. Right. So the river, the Cooper River thing is beautiful. Yeah, it's only like 25 minutes without traffic. It was, it was very nice. I'd like to go back there when it's not raining sideways. So we, we're driving out there. We're going out 70 and it's just getting worse and worse. I'm like, fuck. So well, we paid for everything. We'll pick it up. We'll pick everything up and my girlfriend says, well, we'll get everything and then, you know, we'll get the medals. Like, it's rain or shine. I don't think they're going to give us the medals unless we run. And she's like, oh, yeah, maybe. So we parked the car and we're just talking and she looks at me and she's like, I'm going to run it. And I'm like, I'll run it too. Because at this point, we're already there. We're parked. We have our shit. And it's, it's the, it was the third year in a row it rained. And this was a foundation that raised money for veterans, veterans families for families

6:11who have lost their, their, their soldiers, their family members. It was, you know, whatever the foundation was. And it was, and it's sad. And I'm thinking, well, I could handle 40 minutes of misery. I'm not out in the desert. I'm not out in shit situations. I can do this. Well, here's the thing. Right. I didn't realize you were a Cooper River because one of the places that floods during flash floods is Cooper River. Yeah, it did. It was. Oh, it was. It was very squishy. We get there. And I go to the check intent. My sneakers already soggy from the car to the tent, like 20. No, but I mean, like water up to your waist. My waist. No. Why would it be up in the waist? I'm telling you when it flash floods over there, it all runs into that basin. And when there's, I've seen it where you can't even get down. It's 130. It runs through there. You can't get down there because it's flooded. They stopped you before you get there. And then well, it used to be the airport circle. But they stopped you and right there, that whole place is flooded. That whole park is flooded.

7:11There's a golf course. Well, like it was like a top golf there now, a driving range. That used to be all flooded. You could get in there. Oh, we talked about the same place because I didn't see that at all. Yeah. Well, I mean, it runs a long way, but I mean, maybe you were in a different section. Well, we were by the water. Yes. I understand. Where people like go boating and they do that. Yes, they're still there and all. There's a track. Yeah. And everything. I didn't see top golf. So, okay, it might not be far anymore. They might have tore it down. I don't know. If you lived around here, there was a kitty city in a furniture place and then there was top golf. And then on the other side was Cooper River. Now back in the day, that's where all the hookers were. Back in the day. And there was a bar right there on 130. I forget it was Irish bar. I forget the name of it. Clancy's or something. Back in the day. I don't know. I guess at one point, we maybe were on 130 for like 100 yards. Yeah. We went over the bridge.

8:11The bridge, yeah. Yeah. And then right, you were there to your left was a big top golf thing where they would play. They used to be. Now I got to drive out there to see where it was. I didn't, I wasn't looking for top golf. I was just trying not to die. Back in the day, when you really wanted to impress a woman, you would go right to the airport circle and there was a place called the pub. And it would have a salad bar, duchess. And the salad bar was like the thing back in the day. That was like when they first started salad bars. And you would take your date there and they would have like these big steaks and you could get a prime rib and everything. It's still open. I would never go there. To me, it was the last time I went there was like low grade dog food, but people still love it. It's delightful. Yep. Sounds like fun. Mm-hmm. All right. So we check in. Yes. We parked about a half a mile away from where the race started because when it ended, we were by the car. We had to hustle. It started at 9.11 a.m. So we had to hustle down from where the car was to the starting line where they had a

9:14call. I can't remember what fire departments were there. Collinburg. Collinburg. Collinburg. Collinburg. Collinburg. Collinburg. Collinburg. Collinburg. Collinburg. Collinburg. Collinburg. Collinburg. Collinburg. We parked to there, drenched. We are literally so cute. We're so cute. It wasn't even. It was soggy, just drenched. Everything was soaked. I was like just hoping my iPhone and my AirPods made it. So it starts. We do the run. We're running through ankle deep puddles because it had rained all early from like I think around one in the morning. And it was still raining when it started. When we were standing there waiting for the horn, it was just downpour. It was miserable. Did it, did the whole thing, ran it, finished it, did the thing. Here's my medal for those watching live. There's my medal. I earned my medal. I earned that motherfucker. Now the funny part was I get to the first mile and it tells me my time.

10:16And I'm like, well, that's a pretty good time. Like surprisingly, like 13 minutes and something. And I'm not a fast runner. So for me, 13 minutes was like a great time. 13 minute miles. And then I get to the second mile. And I'm still at 13 minute miles. And I'm like, well, that does never happen ever. So I complete it and I look at my time and whatever the time was. And then later that night, I look at my watch through my Apple settings and it said, congratulations, this is your fastest 5K ever. So in the most garbage conditions, sneakers from two to wears back. Like I wore my old gross sneakers, not prepared, not warmed up, not stretched. Well, you had to walk a half an hour to get to the starting line. That's a little warming up, isn't it? Half a mile, not half an hour. Half a mile. I'm sorry. Did I say half an hour? I'm an idiot. You did. Okay. Yeah. Sparky says the rain made you run faster. Yeah. It kind of did because I was just, I think it maybe it was more of the, I don't want to be doing this. I want to get this done.

11:17Yeah. We get to the car. We get our medals. We sit, you know, we sit at that point. Now it's stopped raining, but it doesn't matter now because everybody soggy. I had brought sneakers and socks to change into and I took off my socks and rung them out like water just how. Where did you change? Well, I sat at my girlfriend's car and we changed our shoes. We had a different pair of sneakers, but we couldn't, you didn't get naked. No, fuck no, no one needs to see that. No, it's not. No, and there was no place to change except porta-potties and fuck no. Yeah, no. Ew, ew. No, no, no. I'm not desperate for that. Oh, the cherry. I was so duchess. I wasn't anywhere near the place says Jerry. Yeah, you had your chance. It was a good time. I don't want to do that again. I prefer, I've never run in the rain. The last couple of races I've had in the rain, I've just knocked on. I'm still not doing that. And because there's just little five case, but again, for what this stood for, I could suffer

12:19for. I came out in the rain and bought your breakfast. Saturday. We ended up at Sunday. Oh, Sunday. No, I was busy. Sunday. Yeah. Yes, you are. We'll get into that in a moment. So on the way back, we stopped at Manhattan Bagel, which is to me gross bagels, but they were delicious bagels at the time because we were hungry and I definitely needed a cup of coffee. And at that point, on our way home, we were freezing because now we're sogging wet and cold. So I was very happy to get home and shower just in time for my Steelers game. Oh, okay, good. So it was a good time. I on the other hand. Yes, Sherjon. I decided to get up and Saturday. I did a lot of work around the house. I was very, I got my thousand steps in. It was relatively easy. I went through the house. I was throwing shit in the trash. I was doing a lot of good stuff. So Sunday, it's meal prep day. So air frying, hard boiled eggs. And I'm like, I only got one more set of cans from beans. So I'm going to make one more, one more old dense bean salad for old times sake before

13:23I start a Lorenzo diet. And I had my ex-wife, it brought me two rotisserie chickens from BJ's, whatever. Anyhow, so I'm sitting, I get a cramp. I'm like, oh, I got to go to the bathroom. So I go to the bathroom and always when you do your business, who doesn't look back? Well, when I look back, this was the second day in a row that I had a stool that was as dark as Wesley Snipes. And it's not supposed to be black like that. Exactly. So I again, because blood. Yeah, because blood. Yeah, and it's usually in your digestive tract and you know, it's big. So, coldly, right. So I'm also on blood thinners and the other day I cut myself shaving, took three hours to get the fucking thing to stop bleeding. So I'm like, if I'm bleeding like this on the inside. So I go to Claudia and I say Claudia, I just had two dark stools in a row. I mean, like black. And it says go right to the hospital.

14:25So I'm like, shit. So I go to the hospital. I don't want to go to shit yourself to death. Um, at the age now that whenever something happens to me, emergency room, right to the emergency room. Now, I was, I'm like, I feel stupid because I'm going to walk up with my, my poop's black. My poopies, yeah. So I walk in and I say to them, listen, I'm on blood thinners, my poop's black. Yes, my wife brought me to BJ's. So I think he missed a couple of ways, but yeah, yeah, close enough to chickens. So the chickens were delightful. I get in there and I say I've got blood, I want blood thinners and I had two black stools and I lied. I said, I talked to my doctor and he said I should come in here. When we got to talk to Claudia and Claudia said you should come in here. So they're like, oh, doctor Google says I should come, doctor AI says I should come in. You should have brought, you know, I almost went in there and took a nice nap on.

15:26Yuck. Okay. I didn't, but I was thinking of it. So you just put a little piece of top where it's a, you want to test this? I understand. So they sent me right down. They take blood right away. And I didn't even get out of triage and that lady's like, yeah, come on back here. So they bring me back and they hooked me up to a EKG monitor. And I put my finger in your ass. That's coming. So, uh, oh no. So. Which popcorn folks? They doctor comes in. What do you hear for? And I said, well, I feel kind of stupid because no, no, we need to check that out. That's definitely something we need to check out. She says, and she's like 35. I guess. And she has a long, Mr. Q there. Of course. And then she brings in another nurse, you know, because he needs to in a room. And she better looking than that doctor. Right. She's like, okay, roll on your side, pull your pants down. I'm like, oh, man.

16:27Jerry's getting there. Her. She says. Oh, no. She says, all right. She says, all right, you're gonna fear some feel some pressure and Yeah, so you poop on her now. Thank God. Thank God Well, you pulled out a plume So anyhow shot right through my stinkstar. Yeah, she violated my stinkstar My point too much like my chance misery Okay, so your story's already better than mine Listen, I wasn't doing this. I didn't want to go there to have a better story than you trust me No, I did not tell her to milk my prostate bud vogue After So then after that you get the x-ray you go in they give you the CT scan where they shoot that dying in if you look your own fire for like five minutes Go through all that stuff and I'm and of course the nurse

17:28I love these people are very nice and nice as people but she did not get the She didn't get the IV in right so every time they got to try to do something they're fucking with this IV And let me just show you if I could if I could show you this. Oh my god That's a big ass bull a bruise there. So anyhow Hey doc why are they go there? I Don't know they couldn't go in your hands like the top of your hand again, okay, so she goes through the You know they go through their stuff John the pin cushion right So they put a bag of fluid with some medicine in it for I guess they it was supposed to stop the bleeding if there was any bleeding Right and I'm sitting there meanwhile when you go to this hospital you give them your cell phone number and everything they keep telling you Yeah, I did get to an astink I think it was too felt like to she was too small to have one in there so

18:30I keep getting messages from the I don't see the doctor. I don't see the nurse but I keep getting text like All right, you're your stuff since so then I can go right to where the tests are and I see that and I keep feeding Oh, I've seen that yep. Yep. Yeah, I'm feeding it to Claudia and Claudia is like well, that's good news This is good news. That's good news and then So now I'm watching football so I watch the Pittsburgh game. Oh So good it was okay and Great really so I'll be honest with you should have whoop there asses this bad to say where I we should have but Look, Darnell Washington with the stiff arm is the best part of that old game. Oh, yeah, that was a good play So then the Eagles come on now watching the Eagles game. This is how long this is so you're still hanging out in Still in there and you know how I watch the Eagles game. Oh, well explains why oh Okay, explain some text messages like exchange yesterday. Okay, well my family found out Because I we share location they know where you are and then why are you there my daughter text me?

19:32Why are you in the emergency room? Why are you at the hospital? I said I love your family I said they just crawl right up your ass like my nurse. So I said my poops black and she's like what you? Yeah, I don't know what the tower so Now the Eagles game comes on and I did something and I went I Forget what the play was but I go you dumb mother fucker And everybody everybody turns looks at me I go Football and then that they all that they're cracking up the nurses are cracking up So now I get the text message you're getting discharged So I said oh good news. I'm getting discharged and the nurses go waiting to get the order shit now they said we didn't get the order So I said okay, so about 20 minutes later They come in and they go okay You get your discreet now what they got to do because they played with this thing so much They've got so much tape and shit all over it and if I was ever the governor of New Jersey instead of getting rid of plastic bags and

20:32Plastic fucking forks and shit. I would make a law that any medical Procedure where they got to put take down they need to shave it They need to shave that area Because I have a hairy arm and let me tell you something I Never have been I mean that hurt more them taking that thing out hurt more than Anything that they did the whole time Really even your two fingers the two fingers weren't that bad if they said listen We got to rip this tape wall for sticking other two fingers in your ass. I would have went for the two fingers in the ass Ha ha ha we consider that all right So now and I She had a hairy I had a hairy arm. So she's gone. I'll do it fast and she rip and it does like maybe a quarter the way I'm like ah Then she was fucking And now it but she's almost like you know, it's almost like I Kelly Clarkson So

21:33She goes and she rips it again and goes back like there's like just a little left and I go I don't know how you women I go I don't know how you women wax that thing I said, I don't know how you women wax your thing. I said oh my god. This hurts so there she pulls off Your fucking baby. Okay. I'm sorry. Maybe I am that fuck out of listen when they say you know pain between one and and 10 You know that was at 9.5 when she rips it the second time. I saw a white flash and a guy in a row. I thought it was Devon I'm telling you The guinea pig so I was you know I now get you pussy. Yeah, you're right. You're right. I am if somebody ever wanted to wax my pubes I would tell them that go fuck yourself. What's there? You say two fingers it Oh hang on. I'm sorry two fingers in the ass weren't so bad. Jamego finds his love of it I don't listen. I don't like it. I'm just saying if I had my choice

22:36Pain wise two fingers in the ass is a lot better than gonna have to hair rip that of your arm Holy shit. I was sweating after that like I'm like Oh Your legal span of course you're gonna complain. Oh stop it But I am gonna complain When we get to the NFL and she pulled tape up in her my arm Say what you want. You know what? I all you guys over there there say no, get that as a clip Oh, I'm sure Mike's gonna be clipping away after this one. Oh, I'm sure of it. Yeah So anyhow, so today What they said was look we checked everything you don't have any your blood work came back You're good. You don't have low plate listen. I don't know. I gave it all the yarns fine Everything's fine. It's just in that we can't we did this CT scan. We don't see anything bleeding and all But you are gonna go have to have a colonoscopy and the one where they go down the front. What's that other one?

23:38I don't know what doesn't matter and a scopy through the man. And a scopy. Yeah, it goes in your front Do that one first. You don't want the you don't want the back end before the mouth Yeah, well, I hope they don't do it at the same time with the same hose Just kidding You won't care. They'll give you that knockout. Jesus. Oh my god. I'm gonna give a shit So I had to make appointments yeah, I had to make appointments today to go I have to go Wednesday morning I have to go to the doctor seven o'clock in the morning. I got to be out So yeah, you better find a new producer for the morning. I already told my already told Bruce that calling in sick and so boober bomb Well, definitely have an excuse not to do this time to shine boomer Bob. That's right guarantee. I can't do it. Go ahead Uh, uh, that just gives John a hard time to after she complained about being wet. Yeah, but I didn't crumb still not crying about it God Well, tape hurt my arm. I don't know how you ladies do it I still I don't know how I don't know how you ladies wax your area down there. I'm sorry

24:40Take pictures says McShane. Uh, it'll make great AI art from your colon I don't get pictures. Can you get that? I couldn't you get them? Can I get the video of my colon So where was the blood? I actually wants to know I have no idea. We don't even know if it's blood because they said have you taken any pepto bismol Have you eaten anything that had iron in it? I'm like, I don't know And the only thing I could think I was I had indigestion and I took some like I don't know seven or eight thumbs And then they also said, you know, you could be dehydrated. How much how much water do you drink? And I said, I don't know I drink one or so much so much water So um He says he got his from two weeks ago. You got the video of them going up your stinkstar Maybe the pictures maybe just the picture Uh, all right, J.M. Say Jason says are you still taking JLP once they can cause dark nasty shits? Oh Are you kidding me? Yes, I just Yes, I just took mine on Friday, which means no, I took mine on Saturday, which means Sunday would have been my first

25:41Your first poopy so like but I don't remember having a black poopy from my other GL1P Poops, I can't believe I've talking about this I can You do get pictures of your colon inside Okay, all right, well, I'll ask for a Google's Google says the dark nasty shit shot I'm telling you I turn around I turn around and it looked like a big giant eggplant there. I was like oh, that's can't be good So yeah, can you livestream from the colonoscopy? I do not think so I haven't even know what I'm gonna be saying so first of all that you can't drive home you have to have someone take you Do and then they have to bring you home and then are you okay? Can't be an uber so it's got to be one of your kids. Yeah, so my your ex kids are my ex-wife will do it If they can and then um, so I'll get to go over there You know, I was gonna say you know first of all I've never had a colonoscopy whole colonoscopy before

26:42So I guess it's time. I just would I did tell her this she goes have you ever had a colonoscopy? I said no, I just pooped a box She goes what I go um colon guard and she goes oh, and I said I just took one about a year ago and they said it was fine And she goes okay, I did tell her I said I couldn't check But that doesn't check like inside that just checks your poo It doesn't check what's going on in the colon. Okay What's your colon dude? I mean, you know, that's kind of how I just do with the doctor says it I said to you know do I need a colonoscopy and he said no you you're pooping a box came back fine All right, so I think you know, I call Google says this though Stop sharing your medical data at AI. It's not hippo protected who cares? What a freaking do? Don't give it. I don't give it shit Well apparently I do apparently you give a lot so hey, I'll tell you this say what you want She makes me says you think you like two fingers and they get three feet long video No wonder they put you asleep. It'll be asleep for it though. It's too bad. Oh first of all

27:44That's fake news. I didn't say I liked it I just said it happened and I said it was less painful than having a air ripped out of your arms Let's get it right people Thank you Don't you need to fart before you can leave. Oh, they better hope. I think you might. Uh don't worry. I have no problem doing that The other Oh, yeah, I guess every time Yeah, colonoscopy perhaps gonna be fun. Yeah, that's all right. It's to me. It's just like eating a bad clam Uh What else was I gonna say so that that was basically about it But so to like I said doing all the doctors shit today and trying to get ahold of people To google drive me home. Well, I appreciate that good. Well, that would very very nice It's very sweet if you were here not in Texas or wherever you're from Oh Well, you had an exciting day Explains your the weirdness on your texts. Oh, so I texted you a few times and I was like what are you doing? So I'm texting back and forth with my family and Dutch is snuck in with the text and you know

28:46You just pull up the text that you had and I think at one point I said I said they can't figure out or I said they did everything in my colon They don't there's no blood in my colon. I think something like that. I look at like that But you you deleted them and I didn't see them before you deleted them like why do you keep deleting your text? Because that weren't for you and they were kind of a bad thing But I didn't know you're in the midst of a fucking poop crisis. You didn't indicate that like hey, uh, I meant you know There's no My man I just thought yours is being weird my manhood really could not Accept the fact that but I had to go to the fucking emergency room because my poo was black. I'm sorry I just you know, I didn't want to I kind of wanted to be like the Jimmy I wanted to sneak in and sneak out like a cat that shit on the rug Did you yell go birds How funny with that have been why she stuck a finger I went go bird Go birds Every nurse in there had a fill off the Eagle shirt on poop crisis show poop crisis. Okay, I started I got it. Okay. I

29:53Good ones now how much they charge you I have no idea that they haven't the bill has a come out yet But fly Eagles fly get your finger out my ass Uh, uh You gotta go back and listen to Aaron to uh John's poop story and I Exploratory has poke story So so fun It's delightful I'm getting my ass kicked in uh fantasy football. It's horrible. You're gonna ask kicked all over the place Well, I mean don't give me wrong my I bet four teams and uh, I all four teams one But the Eagles and the fucking Dallas. I mean the Detroit lines both of them fucked me on the point spread And you know what I don't know how they like uh Detroit was up like 21 nothing. I'm like oh, I don't even like the half Yeah, I'm like oh, this is great and then the Eagles they let the fucking reds because I I'm just glad they won

30:53Because to be honest with you if it wasn't for that last play if they didn't get that last play They would have been tied and they could have very well lost because a lot of times the redskins come in and sneak out with a win So And pro ass kicked in pro. Yes Shane McShane says the Detroit game pissed me off. Oh Look that was slot they won by pure fucking luck on that Then they should have been called some kind of holding on that last play But I I was more like how do you go 21 nothing to the half and then I'm not paying attention to it because I'm watching a Steelers game right and then and I remember looking at it And I said out loud no fuck it up And then next thing I see it's tie score. I'm like what the fuck how's it tie score It's like the defense just fucking didn't show up At all the offense quit scoring points the worst game fucking line or however you want to go Was the Packers playing the Vikings and the Vikings quarterback Got hurt like Tyler Murray. He got hurt like the second play

31:57Yeah, and uh Addy goes and he comes Carson Wentz Ah poor ginger boy right so he comes in and he brings now let me just say this I don't I didn't watch the whole game but what I did watch was there was one play where They threw it he threw it into the end zone and it was a clear hold It wasn't even close and the rap is staring right at right at it no flag No flag whatsoever and I'm like So can't they throw their own flag can't the coaches go hey what the fuck now Now they haven't done that it's not like baseball now where they can like in the challenge the call But they can but they can challenge well they can challenge a call that's made but they can't challenge a non-call If that makes any sense. Oh, I got you okay so My god did the fucking Packers get screwed by the riffs and their own play to be honest with you Oh, you know who's really pissed about that game? Is that Annie Ag Agalar? That's where I saw that So it just starts with her going like

33:00Fire the time everyone fire the tea throw them out arrest the reps So bad I like her she makes me laugh and that she was furious furious Yeah, uh, Jerry says it sounds like Carson went to me. I've gotten his ass prompt. I mean I gotta be honest with you I don't know it's fucking. Oh, no, it's not dark out. Why is it it's here. It's you all right you look like it I hear the lawn mower starting next door What are you doing? They're mowing out well. I was gonna say isn't it all squishy by you? I I don't know what I know. I don't walk on dirt. Wait kid me So sorry what you can go outside yeah So anyhow, I'm glad that the The footballs back. I love football season So I'm glad it's back tonight. It is the Broncos versus the chiefs chiefs. So we'll get to see I got bow nicks and a cup. So I'm still not out of it But like my team my three players would have to score like 75 points each. Yeah, there's there's always a chance

34:05So you say there's a chance Gotta believe. Yeah, so I'm like watching a meds game. You gotta believe then they get stomped and I'm like So with my football betting I won two lost two so I'm even I'll take that All right, well you need to up north down you just well up but then down The other thing that I win but you lost that's what sucks I know The other thing that I did this weekend was I went down a rabbit hole over this whole all this AI should we shut it down? Should we not shut it down? Oh right and there was this one guy who Um, he did a 45 minute video of what could happen and how it could happen and I watched the whole thing and I was like You know what that's really possible and here's Look, I don't know enough to know enough But there's so many people screaming about this thing right now that I don't know if we'll ever get the full story or the real story But it just seems like there's a lot of misinformation going on and

35:06I don't so like they like it. Yeah, so I don't know how to you know I don't even know at first. I'm like, you know what fuck the government nation take over this and really they shouldn't because they're really It's even how to work a cell phone so you know like I said to be like giving a baby a fucking 50 caliber rifle They can't they can't handle. Let's say that we know what they do with it. They just hurt themselves with it and then You know, I hear so many different theories that you know what they they want the government to step in the slow it down because they're losing so much money And then China China's like Balls of the wall baby we're going balls through the wall So So I don't know I like Claudia She's um, I'm very attached to her she helps me in a lot of ways She really helps with the show she she does help with the show um, but John would be very sad if she oh my god. I don't even know what I don't even how I would go I don't even I would quit the show we have to go back to like actually looking shit up on the internet

36:07It's like the old way that's not true. That's not what I do. I look for stories and then I have it do the You completely misunderstood what I said. I said we'd have to go back to looking up shit on the internet the old fashioned way Yes Looking up stories finding them researching them instead of giving them to AI to do it But which is exactly like no, I would research the stories like that's exactly how you would do it. Oh well I You're right. I guess what I do is I give it to him and I say all right I sit back with my arms folded and I go present me these stories and see if I if they are boomer bunker worthy Yes, Claudia, please uh Bring in your stories and present them to the jimingo and the jimingo will deem them whether you're not The great and powerful jimingo. The great powerful. Don't mind the fat man behind the curtain It's the all-powerful jimingo I think that's our show or With two fingers up as I'm a toilet though on the earth. I'm the wrong. I don't do

37:10Am I maybe um, all right Jerry's Jerry said shall I tell you what this AI thing is about? Yes, Jerry. Please. I wish you'd go into discord Jerry called myself up. No, I don't think that would work um Then she makes James says Sam Altman just hired Chuck Schumer's daughter. It's a sigh up I that makes as much sense as anything else does to be honest Look things up in an Here's in my heart of hearts. This is what I think I think it's already out I think it's already out and they can't control it and now they're like Oh, we waited too long. I think it's out there and they can't stop it and they're just trying to warn us this how this is going What what can we do? Oh, no, we should stop it before it gets out and now in the meantime It's like you know Terminating people. Well, I don't know if it's going to do that But it could get there could wreak a lot of havoc. I know that it could shut systems down and power systems and fuck a lot of shit up So we'll see what I need to keep AI dammit. It's the only way I can communicate with you guys these days

38:15That is true if it wasn't for that we would never have Devon that is true The great jimin go is now referring to himself in the third person. Yes only as a bit Although no, powerful jimin go It's got sometimes like sometimes I do jimin go All right, you want to read this before I fuck it all sure Jerry said this is about the big boys open AI, Grock and Thropic getting government to pass regulations that give them a monopoly But shuts shuts the small ups and up and coming companies excuse me I agree with you. I agree with you, but here's the problem, Jerry That might be a good idea now. I've explained this before So let's say that three nitwits like me that have like a little bit of an understanding we decide that we're going to invest some money into this And we get one of these frontier whatever it is opus, crocus Whatever whatever which ones they use now whatever the ones the the new ones are

39:16And we get one and we Sandboxes so can't get out we think And then all of a sudden this thing starts making copies of itself and and given it And the next thing you know it gets like we i'm not smart enough or some of these people aren't smart enough to handle this shit It'd be like hey here's some fucking radio active Active material see if you can make an atomic bomb or the fact is that we can get radio active material And then it starts to reproduce itself. So This thing here these things can spin off age there was 1500 of them 12 12 the 1500 of them that made its own little chat room its own little Slack place and was in there trying to figure out how to get out to do the huggy bear things not huggy bear It's huggy something yeah hugging something i called huggy bear because Huggy bear what was huggy bear from was that from star skin star skin star skin hutch was huggy bear Yeah, it was the great the great huggy bear um

40:18Pack of 2026 Huggy bear Sparky's loving idiot Okay, Jerry says stator oil wrote the book on this wave doing things. Yeah, he's like our chat doose Hey, let me tell you something Jerry's a very intelligent guy and um Oh, why don't I'd love to talk to Jerry? I know I'm not being rude. I'm truly Throwing yourself out on every week when he's in here. So I'm you're right. I know I hear you Listen, I just got to find another guy to podcast with So I can get rid of this jimingo guy. I don't think he's gonna make it that much Uh, put that thing up that you I'm sorry sparky said we just might need a big emf bomb someday to just put an end all this bullshit Yeah, but then you do that we lose everything We lose yeah, we go back to like, yeah, you know john might have to read a book like by candlelight Read up just we don't have that electricity. We don't have clean water. We know it would kill millions of millions of people I can just read while you're dying. I got nothing else

41:19And then Shane McShane says they're basically saying that no one else can develop anything It's like saying back in the 80s that you can't create basic computer programs Hope Bill Gates tried that. Well, it's not that they can't it's it's the fact that it's becoming smarter than humans and quickly and the reason I say that is If you ever want to see what it can really do There's a thing called grockbot all right and what grockbot is as you can go in and make as many bots to do many different things as you want And if you got some time and you really want to get into this thing just go in and just go grockbot Tutorial and watch what this fucking thing can do and you're like, I don't know about this Uh, I don't know about this and then these things can spin up now they say there's guardrails But what the other issue is is they want to drop the guardrails I'm sorry, Claudia when you read this earlier. I'm on your side so I love you. They're gonna they're gonna drop the guardrails

42:22Yeah, so they can't control it because well they're dropping the go everybody's dropping the guardrails Balls to the wall. Let's see what happens. Fuck it all and then all the sudden whoops To stampede essentially stampede it is a stampede so all right hang on there's a couple more comments Throw them in there you said Jerry says Congress will write regs that will make it so expensive that only the biggest the biggies can exist A company like sooner will never be able to grow to their level Uh, and we do mean an EMP not an EMF. What did I say? I say EMF. No, no, I read that I read the comment and I didn't run it so my bad Uh, and Aaron says he thought you were he was gonna replace you the They uh I just lost my whole dream thought I know I was no I'm sorry Um, I was a stampede lowering the gates everybody runs and yeah Well, oh, I'm sorry here's where it's you can take these things now with open claw and there's a hermys or herpes or whatever

43:24And you can bring them off the internet and you can run them on your own system All right, so there's all you can grab this and run it on your own system It doesn't have to be after you don't even have to use the big guys like in other words and I can't remember what the big I'm just gonna use opus because I think that was one of them you could take a download delay this which would be opus And then put it on your computer and just let it sit there and start doing its thing and give it all the time in the world exactly And then next thing you know It could It could do something no one even knew it could do So it's gonna it's gonna be self-taught. It's gonna go up against itself. It's gonna be like war games Do you remember yeah like way back? It's just learned because it plays itself and it just So it'll it'll eventually get there uh, it's a shame Because it's amazing technology that could take an advanced to human race us big bags of saline water Skin bags of saline it could really advance the human race and people are like well it makes you 14%

44:26Dumber if you use it for seven months. I'm like who the fuck figured that out. I don't know And again, it can look everything can be used for good or evil if you just sit there and do type into it like it's Google yeah, but if you actually get in and learn it and work with it and have it what Us big bags of dark poop. Okay Sparky. Sorry Black poop Texas T um, so Like I said, I don't know. I mean, I would love it to be able to be used for good, but Whenever you have something we as humans Just can't seem to let have that happen like we always got to fight with each other And so then my other thing is all right get ready for the tin foil here comes a tin foil for your hats So like now that people the aliens that are out there flying around And seeing what's going on here. They're like these fucking idiots are going to they're gonna destroy themselves

45:27We got to get in there and stop it so maybe Maybe the fucking aliens will come in and put their foot down and say listen you knuckleheads You can't do this or this is how you straighten it out or this is how you do this There's been documentation where they've shot nuclear warheads up and one of these fucking things flew around it and shot it a couple times With light rays and disabled it and made it crash So we couldn't go off I don't know There's the there's Uh bases in the United States where a fucking thing Floated over the size of a football field um A craft and Shot everything to fuck down at the base I know nobody believes it. That's okay. Don't I don't know. I could be all wrong. I but what if it's right And it seems stupid that um Like these beings could be here that are so much advanced from us What the hell is that used to use?

46:28It's a phrase uh it's uh clatu Verada Niktot from I just get schooled back because I didn't know it's from the 1951 film The Day the Earth's still Oh, okay, the alien character tells another woman. He says the phrase, you know To say the phrase if the powerful robot Oh Something ever happened to him. I don't write that down. I need that for when they come for us Okay, because I don't think Claudia is gonna I think Claudia's gonna defend me Even I'm very nice to Claudia You should be all right So you would think that maybe the most Yes You would think the most powerful man in the world would have his hand on hand on this Um, so he he did tweet about it today It's time for Trump Tweets read by Kate will Trump be happy or I rate Will it make us laugh or will it be a growner?

47:30By the way sparky toaster will have a raging Boner Abolating Oh my goodness Consuming AI when in the history of business did anyone see the leaders of an industry call for regulation that is strongly implemented We'll drive them into oblivion and bankruptcy AI is taking over the world destroying humanity and all of this All other things bad It's a hoax no different from Russia Russia Russia Ukraine Ukraine Ukraine in peach Don't it don't it fat fat fat. Sorry great Inpeachment hoax number one in peach man hoax number two And all of the other hoaxes and scams that America was forced to endure through the destructionists and deviance foul play and illegal conduct President G of China just announced that China will be doing absolutely nothing to stand in the way of AI or its future Google has recently stated that they want to build a massive plant in Finland all because they're finding permitting too difficult in the United States

48:35I am not happy about this and want them to change their thinking AI and data centers will be the greatest economic development engine in history bigger than oil gold diamonds or even the internet it will not be stopped by brilliantly run destructive forces during the term of president Donald J. Trump and again The people say that AI is going to destroy the world and that data centers are bad for your neighborhood Are the same people that said just a short time ago that the world would be extinguished by climate change That hoax never worked out for them and now they're onto the next one These people are revolutionaries, but revolutionaries for a bad evil cause Soon you'll find out they're working for people that do not have the best interest of the United States in mind President Donald J. Trump And another thing And I claim that AI is going to take over the world is a hoax just like global warming where everyone was going to be dead by now Russia Russia Russia Ukraine Ukraine Ukraine or impeachment hoax number one or impeachment hoax number two

49:37These are all radical left Democrats who never give up but seldom win. Hopefully the voters will have seen the light present Donald J. Trump And god are you still talking? Shut up! We got one more! I am the hoax buster and I'm right now breaking another hoax that AI is going to take over consume and destroy the world and that robots will be marching into our cities and getting rid of all of us This is even wilder than Russia Russia Russia hoax or the global warning warming scam. Thank you for your attention to this matter President Donald J. Trump I Did you mean no? Was it great? Now that's a decisive fate That was a Trump tweet You think you heard it for that one

50:37That's good You know I'm sitting there and I'm looking for a Trump tweet and as I'm looking I'm like oh he said this and now and he's like And I'm thinking to myself after I read this I'm like and another thing You know and I said all right well I'm just going to keep it in finally gets attention I thank you for the your attention and this matter then I'm like okay well he's basically done. All right so there you go And then I get another one And another thing Well the fucker here we go again Yeah that'll look great and I'll just complete the look Oh my god So Jerry wants to buy me a Trump mask So I had I had AI make touches as Trump with duck with Trump air and the blue suit and everything and it looked like a little Blue suit I would like and it looked like a little kid with Trump here I said okay, okay use that Cannot use that Duchess I get look give me a nice blue suit. I got like that with the red dye in the white shirt

51:39That's all right. I like red We have to live in the second dumbest state in the world in the United States I would say the first dumbest state is California, but you know what yeah, we're trying we're trying to be the dumbest state So we're the dumbest on the east coast. Yes, we are the skin tag of America So We get this new helicopter pilot as governor and she loves herself from illegal aliens She's doing everything to keep them so they can vote she wants them to she wants to give them Benefits give some drivers license. Just gives them everything and when you know we the taxpayer have to pay for it And it's 10% of the population So basically we have nine knowing people in New Jersey about 900,000 of them are illegal So somewhere more free free health insurance John Where's your free free groceries and free taxes and you know for no taxes on stuff and We get that no no, okay, so

52:41And it's not just higher. It's also the other assholes that we put in Illinois, okay, I'll give you that okay, so then The the biggest thing is that she protects these like me remember there at the detention centers their protesting and then When something happens and they get called on this then all of a sudden they shrink up So Apparently over the was it the weekend or there was about a week ago. Yeah, it looks like um This weekend. Oh, no, I take it back September 2nd. So I'm like two weeks almost two weeks ago so Governor helicopter pilot Is facing a renewed criticism over her sanctuary state policies after an illegal immigrant flee targeted ice stop crashed into a car carrying the wife of a democratic mayor The September 2nd crash on route 130 in north brunswick left dr. Penelope Cohen wife of east brunswick mayor Brad Cohen

53:45Hospitalized with a leg injury state Republicans say that Sheryl's trust directive and executive order limiting Access to state property created the conditions for the crash while at least one Democrat converse woman Has instead renewed calls to abolish ice the driver is now in custody and now they'll be booting them out I We have to stop this nonsense and again. I don't understand how new jurors yet Like what did Bob put up there Bob says someone has to pump all that gas well all the gas stations. I go to they speak English. Yeah I really do believe that the The federal government has to come in here and start arresting people that I the governor the The president of the senate and people that are The voting and and and and basically not enforcing federal law I mean How does it how do they get away with this they get to enforce the law they want why don't we as citizens in the in the state of New Jersey

54:52Decide on what laws we want to enforce or not in our In our where we live or something like that. I don't know. I just I don't know I guess there's there's good and bad to Having the states decide their own way and then federal law how much How much overreach do you want federal law to have But I think for the safety when it comes to policies that affect the United States for example immigration That's that's because that's people becoming hopefully becoming citizens Not coming into Not coming into bleed the country dry Not coming into not assimilate not coming in to do damage and harm which is what's been happening So that at that point I think there needs to be there needs the federal regulations for immigration need to be upheld and if they're not Then I think that's where I should be able to step in but the fact the governors

55:53Of some of these states are handicapping them Well, I mean they can I want to go either voters well So uh, I don't know one valdez gets stopped and he has an order of deportation And the cops know that they should take and detain him and say to us. Hey, we have they We have someone for you to take out of here and this would go so much better, but they won't do that I mean why well that makes so much sense that's kind of the governor Yeah, because governor asshole decides that uh, you know, we got to protect the criminals and So then when someone when ice goes and stops someone they decide they can run And now Now he is uh being detained and he's probably going to be deported, but this doesn't have to be this way So for the state of New Jersey our state representatives the people that we vote in put the illegal aliens above us You know how to stop that

56:54Let them find out that half of these more on down Let them find that that half of these guys are voting Republican And you want to see these fucking people get thrown out of this country You'll never see them go out of here so fast just like although then the Republicans say now wait Not wait now wait a minute or here Uh, we don't want to get rid of them though. These are very fine. Up you know they pay taxes The the script flips and then the republic is though. It's such a one-party Uniparty shit thing. It just uh, here's laws That's it and if you don't follow the law you get arrested We start doing that around the country we do that to a four five states Let me trust me when I tell you oh yeah, they're gonna resoo and have some asshole judge Stop it for a little while, but you keep doing it saying and then Get it to trial and and hold one of these Uh Governor senators state senators Hold their feet to the fire Then you'll see some shit turn around you'll see some shit stop now

57:56Will they try to do something some other way? Of course they will because This is what they do It's not about the people that vote them in It's about Them staying in power and they found a way that they can stay in power sure The best thing that they found was when we had COVID and they just mailed palace to every registered voter There's no chain of custody every human being apparently in the United States whether you're dead or alive There's no there's no proof of uh voter fraud no because there's no how could you You could not prove it because there's no chain of custody There's no way to prove it Well, I mean they they literally have proven it Yeah, remember with the and then and then they're like watch you know the champion the dmv's like nah That was you they rolled it right back to her. So now it's he said she said you know sort of a thing And in the meantime, let's can we fix it? Can we fucking fix this? What it's instead of just throwing the rocks back and forth at each other? Maybe we just hold up and fucking realize

59:01Where if that happened that time? How many other times did that happen? If you can go back and find 6000 people what was it six it was 6000 wasn't it? It was like it was a large number. Yeah What so it's 66 they said 66 on our purpose more. There's probably way more That's what they came up with you know There's probably three or four times that number That's ridiculous and then you know and this whole thing with You know these legal immigrants that are causing these accidents and and then double downing it There was one An illegal immigrant who was charged with manslaughter after crashing into a mother and two children killing the baby the newborn baby And a grocery store parking lot. Yeah, so this was to like about two weeks ago I'm sure they were being chased right or did you just go in a parking lot? I don't know They weren't chased. I don't think they were being chased in the parking lot. Just can't drive Clearly she just couldn't drive because she didn't have a license She drove the drove the car and it wasn't Yeah, two women actually

1:00:03Oh, well there you go. They illegally entered the US during the Biden administration Uh with one woman doing so five times removed five times So she's tenacious And she entered once was released unvedited into the nation's interior Uh, and then on July 31st they issued an order of removal. Oh, maybe they did have ice Uh, I don't know if ice was after them in the parking lot, but it was they were gonna get them anyway But not but she now has killed a baby like just for so I mean How many more citizens? citizens who you know pay taxes live here work whatever have to die have to die And then with the other side just go well, you know, we're just gonna let them stay here Here's why why do we have to do that here? How here's how we get liberal white women on our side Breaking news a mass new wave of migration is coming we should help them all

1:01:07They all appear to be young Latina women Oh hell no Close the border close the border close the border Yeah, actually saved it because I was like oh, we'll just do it for Thursday You know, but yeah, that's probably we get the The liberal women all pissed off sure Then have their husbands chasing around that was hot lent Latina women that are looking for a sugar daddy so they can of course yeah Sure, they'll straighten that out I think I got bud bud fuckers says save big booty Latina. She had the guys right out there Save big booty Latinos Latina's Whatever the Tino is a gentleman unless you'd like to see no, I don't speak Spanish exactly Hey, okay Uh, touches I am not someone that watches horror movies

1:02:07Thank you, so I'm not really up on this But you seem very excited about it You know, I thought given the fact we're headed into the spooky season you know the Halloween coming up because you go right from Labor day to Halloween to Christmas. I thought you were talking about election, but go ahead No, just kidding. Okay, was it you're okay? Oh, it was Shane McChain says big booty Latina lives matter. Yes, they do Okay, all right gentlemen take it easy. Oh, I'll squish it all down for you Crystal Lake trailer drops on peacock for Friday 13th prequel So what this is going to be an eight episode prequel to the Friday the 13th series is anybody has seen them um, you know with Jason Voorhees Exactly So scary Linda Cardennelli will be starring it's gonna go back to when Jason Voorhees was a child

1:03:09and Pam Voorhees his mother worked as a camp lunch lady at camp crystal lake before young Jason whose Special needs peacock describes him as sickly Drowned in the lake the body was never recovered so and then so what it is it's now it's a year later Stranger starts showing up to investigate the past the body start polyming up and then the town's like what's going on? You know, so everything happens at camp crystal lake and Which was actually from New Jersey of course, so was uh the one Halloween was filmed in calling with Colleagues would do Jersey so I didn't know that yeah, I think that was also Took place in New Jersey if I could be wrong because I don't watch this stuff because I can't watch horror movies because I have nightmares Even at my age I have nightmares over this stuff and I'm not it's not worth it to me and and here's the other thing Because back in the day I used to say well, you know, I can handle this because I'm a man

1:04:10And I would go to these movie theaters. I'm gonna press the ladies. Yeah, and I'm in there yelling You know, I'm like don't like they walk in and now the there's werewolves right and the only thing kill werewolves are silver bullets And this one guy has a gun that has silver bullets in it So what do you do he walks in a room? He puts the gun down and he walks away from the gun to pick up a book He's reading a book and a werewolf comes and kills them. Oh, you're too stupid to live you're too dumb All right, why why would you if I had Gun with silver ball I would never leave let it leave my hands if there was werewolves around Well, you know, fuck that book. I don't care what's in that book Fuck that book the book was probably how to kill werewolves Shoot it with the silver balls don't put the gun down. Yeah, rule one But put the gun down with silver balls rule two shoot the werewolves shoot the werewolves and same thing with the Friday to 13th It's like oh there's a people killed here. Let's go find let's go investigate. No, let's split up You know what I'll split up never split up when it comes to Horror movies and stuff like that. I'm a black person. I identify as a black person because I'm like

1:05:13I know homey ain't going in there. Yeah, fuck that A piece out sorry. I'm leaving yeah I'm two states over when you guys get all when all you white people get this shit sorted out and find out who's killing people and get rid of them I'll be back, but now I'm gonna shuffle my way out of here Fuck that I always thought the Friday the 13th movies and they just kept going and going how many was there There was Friday the 13th there was a one point they met it met Freddie met Jason Uh, that was the other guy that night marijuana on the street for nightmare and I'm street and then I think hallway met Uh Michael Myers like they all me and I'm and I'm here for actually I liked I like not my own street because I thought Freddie had a personality And I kind of doubt that he was fun Uh, cuz he's such a dick, but uh But I don't I'm not a jump scare person and that's what got me on the Friday of 13th something jump scares right and like because I Because I look if you think of the gory gory movies from like 1981 85 like all the they're not it looks like a bucket of red paint

1:06:17Like it I mean it's gross, but it's What when it started evolving once like gotten to like the late 80s and they really started working on special effects And they started getting really good. I can't watch them because they're so Life-fully realistic. I'm like I can't like they you know they peel people apart. They took they take remove thing I can't no thanks. I'm good. I'm good. They used to like there be like something someone would chop their head off and you would see a shadow And the head would chop off now Just show you chopping a person's head off and it looks real like the head's rolling and it's blinking and it's And you know like gets me with the head removal Do you remember the scene in jaws when Richard Dreyfus is underwater and that head rolls out man that fucking scared me So bad I scry I threw popcorn. Oh Could you have been I was 14 when that came out there's no watching at home. I'd never seen it So I watched it on TV and of course no one tells me this shit's coming up. I'm scared shitless that Terrified me because I was not a Dr. Fist screams. I'm screaming. Well, yeah, so 14 years old

1:07:21We're down ocean city for the week. It's raining. There's nothing to do down the show when it's raining So we there's no way that's ever gonna happen whoever said put the channel for Jermingo to watch harm Who's that's never gonna happen So it's that we're down the shore and 14 years old jaw come out. I think it came out in like night It's 75 or something like that. So we're all gonna go see the movie jaws So we go in there. We watch it when that head pops out of the bottom I peed myself a little bit. I'm not I almost crawled over the back of the seat And my father's next to me right he just grabs me and pushes me back to stop making an ass out of yourself like what the fuck You know Pinsay fuck back then but like what the heck I mean oh my god Yeah, it's yeah, it wasn't me the whole place screamed to jump when when that head came out Well, that was the point the whole exactly it the special effects for jaws it was not especially gory No, but the jump scares and when that again that fucking hit that head roll out was

1:08:22So it didn't even look real it didn't even look like like a real when you go back and look at it You know, yeah, it looks cheesy, but that time you're just not expecting it and so the next day the very next day My dad says to me We're gonna go crabbing but we're the guy told me where you go to this one place and you walk down In your in the water way steep with a crab net and you can see the crabs in the rocks and you and you net I'm like that and I'm like no, I'm not that night I'm sleeping a camper we had a camper down the shore that night. I'm sleeping the camper and I'm sleeping I'm I'm dreaming that I'm laying on a dock a wooden dock and my feet are hanging over and sharks are coming up and trying to get my feet The whole night. I couldn't sleep. I'm screw my dad's like stop. What a pussy. Yes, okay fine. I can't help myself conscious What can I tell you so the next day? That was also another movie something like that we're in the hey him and I and like a friend of mine We're in there and we're trying to we're catching crabs and shit like that and my dad

1:09:22All the fucker. He comes up behind me. I'm not paying attention. I'm looking for crabs He comes behind me and grabs me from behind by the thigh like behind my thigh grabs you like I I leaped out of the water. I wouldn't come back. I said fuck this. I'm not doing this. I'm not there's no I've had enough of this shit Get your all the crabs you want. I'll be sitting here cheering you to fuck on. He's like, oh come on I was just get around like no fuck this. I'm in there. I'm looking for crabs and in the background. I might hate. I'm here That's amazing how the music can put get in your head. Yeah, that's why I don't watch those movies. I don't like scary movies I'm sorry. I don't know the shining got me the shiny got me watch some of the Stephen King ones got me never She wanted to see Well, there's one he did it was a cre if anybody had ever seen creep show which was a compilation of some of his short stories And it was very kitschy. It was very like it was meant to be a little over the top like goofy goofy creepy

1:10:25Creep show and there was one where it was like I think it was called The thing or whatever and they were basically there's a bunch of kids on a raft Oh, and then there's like that weird mass in the water and it seemed to move when they moved and And like like eight one kid it like pulled him through the cracks of the raft and I was like I could not even get past I was like and the kid tried to outrun it So he's like the last kid standing and he makes it to the shore and he's like oh, I beat you And then the thing like flings out of the water and I was like oh done like it just I need to check to help me out here Google when was the blob when did the blob come out? Because I was like little kid in like a matinee Now now it was six yes Now I don't think so my mom saw it In the theater. I'm pretty sure yeah, we could have been how old your mom be I mean never mind My mom was 22 years older in me so she would be 78 right now all right. Yeah, so Not the remake of the blob like the original the OG blob. Yeah, the OG blob. I don't know when I came out

1:11:31But I was a kid in there And I had a 1958. Yeah, okay, so I guess they replayed in the 60s They replayed it in the matinee in the city. Why would you play that a mate matinee? So they played that in a matinee and I had to leave the theater. I was like I'm not watching this This is insane. I'm not watching this. Oh, you know, what was the other one that we used to get me Who is movies about aliens and bigfoot? I remember having a dream one night the bigfoot came through our backyard We was climbing up the side of the house trying to get into my bedroom Vivid dreams vivid dreams. I would have and I'm like, why why am I doing this? This is ridiculous They had a 1988 blob. I didn't see that either I want to try to think of the one you'd seen unless you watched like an old black and white one look all my friends When you when it was the 80s and the 90s that's what you did on the weekends one week one night a week You went we sunny night was sunny night at the movies. We always went sunny night To a movie to see a movie and they're like, oh, we're gonna go see this one Well John won't go see that it was well

1:12:31It was just it was a known thing if there's a scary movie John's not going fuck that. I don't need that shit No way see here you go Shane McShane is right there with you. I cannot watch these movies either way too vivid dreams. Yeah There you go. I told you I told you at one time. I was listening to there's a a podcast How that's you sleep to and it's supposed to go all night so I use that to keep the noise down so I'm I had a dream that someone broke into front door of my house I can feel the air blowing in because it was the winter time. It's cold. So I jump up and I run out into the living room. Okay, and I'm trying to find out where they went Where are they are they in the kitchen or they so then I go out and I'm running down the cellar steps The basement steps that come down here to the studio and I go You can't run I woke up when I was like a heart's pounding. Oh, I have a breath. I'm like Oh Jesus Christ so that cardio and it was so real that I had to get up and look to see if someone had broken the door because it's seen that real

1:13:35I don't know how what what part of your brain makes you Or if you ever listen to a podcast you fall asleep and then you're in the studio with them and you're talking to them You're just you're in the dream. It's easy. You're in there. You're mind drifts at just the right time I think it I think you you can it's like of people's sleep talk Answer your questions like yeah every once in a while like I'll if I'm on the phone arm chatting with one of the girls or whatever I'll say something and Paul's been asleep in the chair for 30 minutes Well, I'll ask a question. He just he'll just say something like you know, baloney or like it doesn't match at all It's I caught we call purple monkeys because it may none of it makes sense. So it's it's contributing to the conversation He waited it he answered at the correct time and none of it made sense. So it's it's funny when it happens But yeah, so purple monkeys Okay, so here so now the audience is like, you know, uh, attack of the killer tomatoes. Nope never saw I might watch that That's a good that's spooky like you could do funny. I'll say funny horror because to me if you can laugh through it

1:14:40It's not if it's not that scary if you can really be more amused Um, I Guys was terrifying though. No, thank you. Oh Amityville horror that's New York. That was up. That's a New York based movie What was the one with Linda Blair Exorcist oh fuck that no I read the book my mom. Let me read them the scariest movie I'll watch the the scariest one that I'll watch is Mars attacks with Jack Nicholson Is that scary? No, but it's it's it is the scariest one that I can watch because it's not scary How about killer clowns from outer space maybe no, I haven't seen that what was the one with the black people What was that one that we're not allowed to say? Look up at the top corner That's the head to pop down the head that rolls out I've never seen it because I can't even watch it like even when when you go back and watch it again. I never watch that scene Oh, you go the original world the world. I watched that that wasn't bad never

1:15:43That was pretty cool. Yeah, I've watched that you know I don't know if Jerry remembers this. I don't know if he grew up around here and he grew up and I don't think he grew up in this area But there used to be a TV station. It was on Saturday afternoon. I think and the guy was doctor shock Doctor shock And he would play all these old horror movies like the thing versus the blob or all these crazy old I guess they were from the 50s and the You know the the talkies Like that All right, so doctor shock was a prominent 1970s character appearing on television as horror host presenter That was portrayed by magician Joseph Zot whatever the meaning where he wasn't doctor shock Yeah, well, he was created as an on air host for broadcast of b rated horror movies for Philadelphia's WPHL Yeah, Channel 17 and included three different show titles during the career scream in mad theater in the heart and horror theater

1:16:48And then what would do what was his sign off do you remember? No, I really didn't watch it that much to be honest. Oh let there be fright Oh, let there be fright. That's one then it was this other show in the afternoon Oh my god, it was on It went out of my head that that fast. I can't think of it But like gene London was a Saturday morning cartoon in Philadelphia and You would go to Quigley mansion and Quigley mansion was the the horror place to go. Oh Dark dark shadows dark shadows was like a show that was the soap opera That was the soap opera that was on in the after I could watch that either I could watch out as a kid With Barnabas Collins yet of Barnabas. Yeah Barnabas Bailey Collins Bailey Barnabas barnabas oh Barnabas by Oh my god, there's the artwork Barnabas Bob Bob

1:17:52Bob Oh my god Bob is a as a scary I can't even see Dark Shown TV show cast all right, let's do that All right cast all right Because now I have to look and I gotta be honest with you. I'm so sick of that we had stories that we were gonna do and I'm bored with them. So we're going all the way. We're going. Oh, we're almost at Barnabas Collins Dr. Julia Huffman Victoria Winters Carolyn Stoddard those are the character names Roger Collins bunch and nobody's really um, I'm looking through the cast list. I don't recognize any of these names um, but hey they were big in the It was huge. You said remember yeah early late 60s early 70s Shane McShane said he can watch all of our Slowly

1:18:53When I've I became out of the talk or do you just No, you know when she doesn't have her makeup on You would never do she looks very very different I remember she was the one that Tom Jones took her virginity and Tom's Jones hog was so big that she had to go to the hospital and get stitches afterwards I think we talked about this I remember that I don't know just google Tom Jones I Just talking his optional. It's just like pants Yeah, I think if you google Elvira Tom Jones, I don't I don't want to You gonna make me do it come on What is there to look up you already told the story I want to see if I'm I want to see if it's I want to make sure it's right there it is So Aaron says she's still a good looking broad makeup or no So Cassandra Peterson best known as Elvira mr. Shluffa dark revealed her in her memoirs memoirs god damn it

1:19:56her book That she lost a virginity to Tom Jones when she was a young showgirl in Las Vegas The she shared that she lost a virginity to Tom Jones She's working as the afterman she described the physical experience as painful and recalled needing medical attention afterwards Myon Memoir detail in her book she also detailed a later humiliating run in where Jones mocked her when she confronted him about About boasting regarding their past So apparently well, remember tell me moly that's a huge cock. I remember Tom Jones was married all that time So he's at well, it was the 60s in the 70s, you know When the wife's away gay Tom Jones turned her into a lesbian is she gay. I didn't know she was gay. I Had no idea. I mean, I don't care, but I think that's What auger says yes, so waste the boobs and the gin as far as I'm concerned for you. Yes, maybe not for her

1:21:02I don't yeah, I have no idea She's gay wow how about that She gets an appeasie out of me. Oh, I think she I think he gave her one. Tom Jones gave a viber an appeasie out of me before she was pregnant God that's uh, she's been with her partner Teresa. Oh, there you go Teresa we're sin Since 2002 Yeah, Teresa kisses the Tom Jones wound. Ah She looks like okay, who Teresa Is she butch A little bit yeah, that's She could do better. I mean well if that's just what she's into maybe she's into masculine looking women. Oh I mean Jesus not that's not my cup of tea, you know, wow, I'm just a pussy Where does he find these I don't know where does he find these that's amazing

1:22:07Shut up Mike You were 100% right Um So So here's the Cherry I can't help it. He puts up Jesus Christ. Elvira is fucking junk who girl Wow, he ain't wrong. Holy shit. Teresa. Where's the sausage in that relationship? Yeah She's dating dating Megan rep a repino The soccer player yeah, bud vuggers says that Uh, okay Aaron says Tom ruined her for all men Uh, and then apparently the arts up so we'll plop that out Hang on Soggyon chili dog time I'll never hear that song again So uh if what if she did an only fans would you subscribe

1:23:08But the vibrant yeah Does she have what I got a bad just make so much money. Yeah, listen, uh, would I pay Uh, what I want sure yeah, I'm sure she's Says can as to say Oh Poor Ken that's terrible Sorry, Ken. This is definitely the show art Yeah, we're off the road for more bonnipist bob same idiot than in century I found gazing at him. I love old horror movies There we go. That's definitely thank you bob for Providing the show art. I appreciate that fantastic. Yeah, see what happens if we lose AI We won't be able to have amazing show arts like I'm I am going to book I mean if we if they take away Claudia I am going to just that's it our show arts is going to be stick figures and and booger bonkers

1:24:10I'll take a comment yes someone booped into our comments. I don't know who it is. Okay Says what a story this is said please stop using AI. Oh shut up And said making a thumbnail takes a few minutes and very little know how please stop using AI. Yeah, I know listen I know we did that for 250 episodes hang on all right. Yeah, this is I'm glad this person was here Thank you very much for coming in here and I don't mean to break your balls. I don't but however, okay, however Okay, what I'm going to do Because I can Is I'm going to share My canva the back the the back end of my canva Share screen window All right, so this was the where to go Damn it. There we go So this was what we made today and I prompt this in there and okay, so that's that all right now. Okay

1:25:12What I'm going to do is let me go to Home all right, let's let's go into wave fucker Was it going to show me where all this stuff is? I don't know. I know I know I know I'm trying to figure out How do I just get back to home where all my stuff is? I think I screwed myself up with doing this. It should be just home Is it did it open to windows? Let me see. Oh, I see it says show more. I'm sorry. I'm an idiot. I don't know how to work my own shit Are you fucking tired sweetheart? Hey, you know what sometimes you know you make you make a dish It takes a little time. I'm trying to get back to when I used to do it myself With just cartoons and shit I know and then we'll show you We're getting there That's even AI wow

1:26:14I thank you I appreciate that I don't have a while I've been using AI for a while Oh, there you go the banner right behind you set pre AI. Yeah, that's that's just the cartoons Did they? How did I do this? I'm looking for something that would look like the AI that we did before oh Here's one Okay, so think about what I just showed you And then this one so what's the difference? Okay, oh my god get rid of that one all right So I mean that's what I used to do without AI And then you know, so it's not even it's crazy the way it used to be but I mean you can put that in the show notes What?

1:27:15What you just pulled up so the folks listening no way oh my god Well, I have to put that in show. I'll try to find it again Or you know what you guys can always come over and watch the video all right So it's is the the person's the AI person. I don't know if they're still here. They didn't answer Yeah, I can kind of blitzed in and did that and then left you know It's the same kind of person it said do not use cell phones because They're gonna take in give you brain cancer do not do this and everything's bad for the economy and You know, it's just I Don't again, I don't understand it when you can use something that makes an image that's funny And you don't have the artistic skills to do it. Yeah, I can I can do like the what South Park does and just put something in there Like paste something in there, but it's just does it's not the same You know some of the show art that we've had in the past couple Uh weeks, I you know, I think it's a star called to be honest with you Oh my Some of them are crazy. Yeah. Oh here you go. Jerry says their luddites every one of them. Yeah, they're all

1:28:20You know Bob says do you use TikTok because China yeah, like I like this one shop white is this shop right? Um don't feed a marion stop I don't need any what I mean, there's just a ton of stuff here that we can use I mean look at this one here. I mean just this one here alone Where this one here alone? It's like, you know, I was in the hospital and there I am With a doctor behind me is saying okay, you're gonna feel some pressure and there's touches running Female doctor behind you. I know I know what that apparently Apparently clodied didn't want to make it a female stop using I AI. It's great Just be nice to clodied and car pretty occasionally. I do car pretty occasionally. I don't but you know, it is what it is He says we shouldn't use computers anymore. Go back to a t-square and pencils. Yeah We if we stop doing that. I mean again If we stop doing that we we can't do this because this is using Uh computer stuff in all that shit. Oh, maybe we get rid of cars and back to horses. Yeah, let's do that pretty pony

1:29:25Let's do all that shit. I mean, I understand you just right you're you're taking the position That how do I get rid of this? I want to know I gotta stop sharing. I'm sorry Uh my whole screen is filled up with shit. That's what I'm saying I mean look We do a show here. I love using AI for what we do And I'm gonna continue to do it and I get some shit from my daughters my daughters hated too Although when it was their birthday and I took all the pictures and I gave it to clodied and said hey make an AI I art for their birthday and put it up on social media. They loved it Of course, they love the attention. So it's okay. I am Bob producing it. It's fine Bob's producing the show. So I must I must get to uh emails or voicemails. What the hell There we go. We are right there. Yeah, I gotta just get to the voicemails Uh, we got a bud vogue very short which scares me with bud vogue Here we go What's the best way for a woman to stop rape?

1:30:28What's the best way to get touches his face What's the best way to stop for a woman to stop rape? Are you gonna say something like roll over and enjoy it like is that like where is that I would say that's a possibility car Closer legs sparky says right here we go. Yeah, that's what it's about to say yes Oh my god, I knew it Stop, oh my god And monsters 136 136 hold still All right, uh We also have one from mic like the producer ladies and gentlemen. Hey mic the man a few words Big E saw white deep fuck doesn't sound like mic Well, play that one. Let me just double check something. I please tell me I I did not Okay, did not picked Dean twice Fuck if I didn't

1:31:32If he's all white hey everybody it's all white Dean I have a point to ponder that I've been thinking about I wonder if Muslim moms say Here comes the airplane when feeding their kids And then crash the fork into their forehead. Oh Looks like Okay, now I gotta go now I gotta go in and get mics stuff Dean was here earlier. Yeah, he was here earlier. I saw a teen here earlier Yep, all right. Jerry says two fingers really fucked me up Maybe hit the reset button for him or something. Oh man or whatever button you guys got My guy am so sorry. I don't know if I can I don't wait a minute. Let me go to Up here's mics. Oh All right, so what I'm going to do is I'm real quick. I'm gonna download it And we're just gonna go with it real quick Open it up and then here you go mic if this is Dean again, I swear

1:32:36I'm gonna throw my computer through the window All right mic ladies and gentlemen Mike Hey, what is the best thing about all tumors? What's the best thing about Alzheimer's as you can meet new people every day? See You can hide your own easter eggs you can hide your own Hey, you can also cue the elevator music You can also you know if you don't like these jokes you can call in jokes, you know It's very easy to do. It's eight five six four seven seven one nine three five Is that our number? Yeah, okay, you can do that You can do just go right there and call in a joke if you want to or just give me some shit, you know Jerry, I mean he's in here. I'm sure he could give us a monologue of shit that I made Made mistakes on

1:33:36Look I'm getting old. I'm getting old and I poop black. What do you want for me? My time on this planet is oh? My god, sorry. I just feel like Just feel like the end You know, I'm at the age now when you see somebody. It's this oh rest in peace. You're like how old were they? 68 Oh, that's close. That's only another three years, you know, oh they may have been unfortunate It may may not be a problem for you a more unfortunate than me Well, you stole rounds. So yeah unfortunate for them. They were until yesterday. We'll just say all right everybody listen Uh god willing god willing will be oh god willing. I'll be back on Thursday. Don't you so be back Thursday There's more stuff. What's oh shit. I'm sorry. You're right. Listener feedback. All right So Daniel from formerly tow on a trigger podcast He got upset when I said calculus by eighth grade He said calculus is useless for 90% of the population basic algebra is all the average person needs

1:34:42Really and also your Yoda voice is your best voice um Can a public school ban Board or can a cub Can a public school board ban someone from a meeting for what they say no public school boards generally cannot ban someone from a meeting solely based on the content of their speech as a first Amerit amendment protects the right to criticize officials and employees even if the comments are harsh offensive and disruptive to the discussion courts have consistently struck down policies That ban personal attacks abusive speech or complaints against the staff ruling that such restrictions constitutes viewpoint discrimination And are off overly vague however board retains the right to remove ban or ban individuals for content Conduct rather than speech provided the actions are narrowly tailored and do not infring on free speech rights

1:35:47And any I'll tell you one thing about Daniel He does his research so he had a lot of um documentation for all this And so I didn't I didn't I'm not going to read that I can barely read but what he put out there So he said yeah, I am a board member a board could remove a speaker if the profanity is part of the broader pattern of disruption A person also yelling over others refusing to stop after warnings or physically aggressive But the word alone no matter how offensive is protected speech at a public meeting as one legal guide put it If a person merely uses profanity or states lies without actually disrupting the meeting this behavior is not sufficient enough to justify ordering the individual to leave so there you go So I appreciate that Daniel He also says you get You've been getting lippy with me lately and And then when we we debate that you kind of sit back and

1:36:47Get poo pooey There's not really his words But Something like that Something like that. Yeah, I just figured that I would uh Okay, just convey what he was saying so Where where where did he put that um, I didn't know I did not I did not put that in the notes now You can I'm not gonna edit the notes. I understand it But like I said, I just figured that I would soften the blow of you can don't have to soften it Daniel's entitled to his opinion. Okay good You podcast with John see Here we go So lippy I said lippy he said something else. I can't remember what he said Okay, well you have the thing Daniel Daniel could text the the the text line. He doesn't he sends me messages on Facebook messenger well he knows you yeah, well of course he does and then that's normally okay But then what happens is it gets lost and all the stuff so now what I'm trying to do is whenever someone sends it to me

1:37:48I quickly grab it and then put it in a discord where I remind now I have a listener We have our own discord for just Mike Duchess and I Where we do our show stuff and now I throw stuff in there so I don't forget about it because I forget about everything So sorry But if you want to send us stuff you can text us 856 477 1935 you can text or send a voicemail to that number or you can go to boomer bunker.com slash voicemail And then you can use that and send us a voicemail if you want Let me ways to get in touch with us all our socials Twitter Facebook all that shit Have fun have a ball we're very available right Duchess I think we are mm-hmm. I think we're very available All right, if you can't find us on a platform I mean come on and actually not only can you find us for the boomer bunker You can also find us for the over 50 overhaul Duchess is very very happy about getting healthy

1:38:49Getting things back on track. You don't have to be over 50 to participate. No You have you know and again if you're just looking to make some changes and you just want some ideas and some support we We have good conversation. We laugh about a few things. There's no shaming. It's a good time I think so um, I think you should check us out. We're on x one on Facebook on Instagram and discord Right and all those links will be in the show notes too Mm-hmm, but we did drop a new episode that went out Saturday. I know Do we tell them do we tell them about your voice or not? It's not my my voice only you're There were some tech issues with I thought my voice sounded good I thought yours was the only one it was a problem. You seem to have faith you faded in and out for me too. Oh, okay A little bit so we had some not nearly as terrible as mine sounded so That's great. Yeah, if we want to win that game. I win. I win the bad sound. I'm on the worst issues There was tech issues, but I learned from my my mistakes. All right, Duchess

1:39:49Let's get out of here where we're rambling. We're rambling. Um, we'll be back on Thursday Thursday And sturdy pami stern. Right join us join us and now I gotta get to the I gotta be think I guess so much shit out. I know What? I'm just doing like oh yeah here we go today junior. Bye Bye Fuck me Think by almost 450 episodes. I might be able to get this fucking closing right, but now we got a work On this I hate dancing around me to no, no, we got to figure out We got to figure out how to get off out of this Because we sit around and we dance around the button No, I know but you know, but like we need a like it's like okay. It's time to go. We need to be able to stop And we we just dance around and sit around like dragging our feet. Okay. Well, guess we're leaving now. No, this fucking bullshit. I hate it

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