AreYouGarbage? | Son of a Boy Dad #441

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3:02By the way, he was doing it and it just pushed him into a star. Yeah. I mean, it's kind of similar to the pedophile catching now that they just beat those guys up in Walmart. That's why I missed dog debouting Hunter. I had the idea yesterday. If I had any motivation about like social media and comedy anymore, I would hate. I would do Scott Hansen's to catch a predator from NFL Red Zone. Oh, okay. We're going to go to the quad box. I've got four different predators in the kitchen right now. That's good. What are you all doing here? Red Zone and I like it. They try to do that with live PD. They try to make a live PD. Sucked. They wanted to be cops. Yeah. They never really worked out. Just do cops. Yeah, that was awesome. And I don't know if you just can't film people anymore or they won't act up as much. Any more. I don't know. I'm a first 48 guy. The best. The best. First 48 in a hotel room. Dude, that's so fucking hard. It's all Netflix now too.

4:03I'm just crushing them at the house when my kid goes to bed. Oh, that's so nice. Yeah, you just really get lost in it. Always New Orleans or Memphis. Yeah. Memphis, it's a lot of like Oklahoma City Tulsa. Yeah, yeah. Tulsa. Yeah, exactly. Just you can't get away with that. It's so nothing like the movies. Those cops are so undramatic and whatever and they just get you. They're machines. They get you. And what are they doing until somebody calls? You know what I mean? Like, are they just at the on the hotline? I think about this. I think they're working a lot of cases. Yeah. And so what are you just ditching another case? I think so. I think it's just like we got a shelf, you know, Terry or whatever. You can move on to the next one. You don't 40 summers are here, you know what I mean? They're doing a lot of like the kind of investigating you like you don't get seven or something like that. You know what I mean? Oh, yeah. Weird. It's all cameras now. It's all cameras. They go, Hey, where are you shot? They ring cams. Yeah. And they trace the car and they go, this is it's, you know, they get you in like a couple of couple of hours. They got you. Oh, yeah. I mean, now they get you in 10 minutes. Mm-hmm.

5:04They'll find you. You start. Alrighty. Oh, I thought we can conclude some of that. Alrighty, welcome back to the Son of a Boydad podcast. Today it is Monday, September 28th and we are here with joined by the hosts of our you Garb. Hey guys. Thanks for having us. We weren't started before that. That was great. That was for 48th. Oh my gosh. That shit sucks. Yeah. It's just a Jew a couple of times. Yeah. Shoot and stuff. RJ. What a bite to that. Jay. Thanks for having us. It's great to be here. So, yeah, welcome. Yeah. Much, are you guys like, is it everything you dream? Pretty cool. Yeah. I can shut it down in like a month. That's right. Really? I mean, what you guys are out? They're shipping us all out. Chicago? No. Memphis actually. Memphis for 48 cases. Crack old, cold cases. What you guys are closing this office? No. I mean, there's talks of it. Huh. But I don't think you follow heavy. Oh, yeah.

6:04I'm big on Twitter. But I'll do my whole Twitter. I'm like walking through seeing like, producers. Oh, my God. That's like, you're in the burners like, shut the New York. Yeah. I'm not. Yeah. Mostly all my my Finstays. Wait, sorry. Are you guys going to be doing a sound like Sass's apartment in a couple of weeks? And we did that for a bit. No shit. Yeah. All right. It was great. It was fun. I like, I mean, I loved it personally. I think you guys are going to have to leave my part. Tenacity. Over it. Are you garbage studio? Oh, that'd be great. Sure. Yeah, you guys do have a studio. What are you guys in the same studio? You always wear it. No. No. Kind of probably too big. Or really too big. Are you still in the one that's pretty close to here? Yeah. A bar go away. I've been to that one. Yeah. I think pushing like 2500 square feet, it's big. That one's huge. Two studios, offices, storage, agents, bathrooms, lounge. Two bathrooms. I got my own bathroom. We each got it. Have you guys ever slept there? Has there ever been one of those like a full night? I forgot bringing that up. Run. Yeah. We had a staunch nose sleep in their rule, but you know, who implemented that?

7:07I know. What did you know? Where's my camera? Yeah. There's a staunch nose sleep in their rule that kind of got over the past. Three thousand feet. It's a fuck. Three thousand feet is an apartment. Yeah, I got a bad home life. I had a crash in the studio a couple of times. It's not like it was fun. My place is definitely haunted. And if you're fucking creaking and cracking all night, I don't know my CPAT machine. There's an Asian church next door. It starts early too. And they're in there all hours of the night. Just here Korean woman howling. It's fucking it. It's fun. When you slept there, did you wake up and where the people like at the office? No, no. It's not like an all-state off-bull. I got the copy machine. Oh, I'm brighter. So it's just clacking. Hello, are you garbage? No. Now, I would make sure I got up, brushed my teeth and she's like, I don't have it a couple of times. I just moved in with Ian Fydance. I live in his basement. Hell yeah. Um, but I would like I couldn't like accept it for a little bit.

8:11So I stayed there one night when I was supposed to like the first night I was supposed to stay there. I stayed there one night and then I got a hotel for a week and then and then finally accepted it and then moved there. And it's been awesome. That's great. Isn't that where Ian does his pod is in the base there on the set, baby? A lot of that. I'm in the room next door. Okay. Yeah. Close the show business. You can possibly. Jake Salt writes. This is Blake around there. It's all the night. It's great. It's so funny. I don't want to sound like a pussy, but every fucking neighborhood in New York, you can fall in love with it. You really can. Sure. Like his neighbor got on the surface. You know, I lived in a story. A story is very aesthetically nice. Uh, Manhattan, it buildings, all that stuff. His area is not really. It has a little bit of a Ukrainian kind of, you know what I mean? Like you could you could imagine a couple of drones and like a big 20. Yeah. What neighborhood is he in? He's in he's on the end of Williamsburg. Oh, okay.

9:11It's really nice. And yeah, once you like get used to it, or like, you know, like once you like see it clearly, it's it's always awesome. Yeah. There's some parts around there. So what? Parks. Yeah. I remember. I did. I'm one of you places where they do physical activity. I'll tell you what, they got a fucking they got a baseball field right there. I went down there one day on a Saturday and it's like high school girl softball and these girls are throwing heat. Oh, yeah. And it's all it's all Dominican Puerto Rican and they have these teams. They take it very seriously. All the parents are there. They got fucking they got the grill going and shit like that. Awesome. Have you ever been to the parks? Sorry to cut you off in Brooklyn where they play. It's always like under like five foot three like Central American guys and they play volleyball but like you catch the ball. Dude, they love that. Can they play it on the plate and Riverside Park? It's like a new cool. It's like you catch it. It's new cold. You catch the ball and you just throw it over. So there's no like bump set spike. It's just what's the how do you mess up or what's the I think it's just like you try to throw

10:14it past. I think part of it is they drink a bunch as well. At least once in my neighborhood. They're pretty soft up after a couple of Corona's. I think you end up dropping it. I've seen it by the Bronx Zoo and they had they used to do it in. Is that my is that my good? That's crazy. It's under my arm. Can you hear? I love how there's also like nine producers and seven professional broadcasters. I don't know what they come on. I just have it under my foot. I'm like a hook continent. I was like that drink pick out. Why don't you and I switch? I think this is. It's fine. As long as he can hear me. He's got headphones on. You guys are closing. Full. It's like a billion dollar comment. I'm just expecting. I got a. He's doing his homework. He's even working. I got a fun game for you. If you go to one of those, you know, women's or like high school softball games again. Okay. You'll be in the bleachers and some some dad's going to be like, so which one's yours?

11:15And you should say, I haven't made up my mind yet. Oh, that's good. That's good. I did ask I did ask your dad what was going on and he just explained. I don't kind of like how have that vibe come across. I tell you what, I don't think I could hit off one of those girls. I'll take that. They're really throwing like that. Yeah. And they're throwing underhand. The underhand. Heat throwing heat. I feel like you like underhand. It's just. I'm fast. Yeah. I'm going out of the park. You think? Yeah. No, dude, we went to the batting cages together and to a high school girl throwing underhand. I'm sending it. I'm sending it to Manhattan. You know, he's from the school Williamsburg. He's sending it to a neighborhood he'd want to live. No, I don't play sports. No, you know, I played some sports. You genuinely should go. He's going to go to hell now. Yeah. I would miss. He was claiming the other not that long ago that he could get in the he could do 80 in the batting cage. That I can. It's not my pregnant. I can hit 80. Dude, so you think you could hit 80 out of the batting cage, but you couldn't. But there's like one of those school girls. I'm talking like a straight 80 speed.

12:16Oh, they're throwing curves and shit. Yeah, they're fucking. I got action. Action. Yeah, I can hit 80 in a fucking batting cage. I'm really. No, he failed doing it. Two out of five right now. Yeah, that's not true at all. Yeah, you were having trouble at 60. Yes, that was that's exactly what I wasn't. You weren't even fucking there. You know, you watch this thing and walked over to the fucking golf thing as I was about to go into cage. You were at the five K for Bert and Tom. They had a batting cage set up, which did not throw 80. It's about 60 65. And it was working. It was raining too. I don't want to say that. You give me 10 fries. I can connect with a couple. I believe that's all I can. 10 straight 80. I don't know what time no junk. I'm not talking about splitters and slides. No, no, of course not. Yeah, nothing. I don't know why you need to bring the post post batting cage snack into it, but I don't think I'm hitting 40 at a batting cage. No, no. I just like, I mean, I could barely even hit off the kids when I was like, yeah, that's a good point. I sucked it eight. That team ball was throwing that stinky cheese. I could get my hands on.

13:17I thrown 25. Did you get a lot of hits when you were in, uh, in that like baseball, where you know, softball, your baseball, that direct dresser, Lee, oh, well, that was softball. But I mean, I got a hit pretty much every time I was at bat, but that's because that's slow pitch, that's slow pitch, underhand coach pitch. Yeah. And I still couldn't get it out of like the diamond. I don't think I got on base once the whole season. Dude, did you know what I learned about Derek's dresser recently? He's a crazy person that he is the nephew of friend, Dresher. What? Really the nanny? I don't know. And friend, Dresher is. I don't know what's a crazier fact. Both wild facts. Who's friend, Dresher? She's one of the most probably famous comedic actors, actors, is ever seen that, bro. Now, never. She was in the nanny. She's a very grating voice. She's very, very hot in like, uh, lady. You don't really know. And that's Derek's aunt? No, I made that up. Yeah. That would be. But bring us to a good, a good little opening. Do you know who far Arthur Fonzorelli is?

14:18You know, the Fonz is? Yeah, yeah. I mean, I know the Fonz. How do you know the Fonz? You don't know the nanny. That was like 20 years before that. No, I didn't know the Fonz was way bigger than that. Do you know who the 18 is? I mean, I've never made the 18. I feel like. No, you don't know who the 18 is to show? No. No idea. What about Knight Rider? That sounds familiar. Damn. Dude, dude, dude, dude, his world, his world is folding in on itself right now. Dude, thanks. I'll look like Harry Potter and shit like that when you were at the end. Yeah, of course. I mean, I didn't read it. I watched your twice. Your twice is age. Yeah. Your 25? Yeah. Wow. Yeah. I could be your dad. Yeah. I think I am. I hope you like sleeping in the end's basement, so. Get over here. Yeah, get over here. How old's your dad? Older than 50. Yeah. Well, legend. What a beast. Yeah, that's tough. Bro, that's the, I mean, you're a young man. You just never watched those shows. 18 is rock solid. Rock solid. I don't even think I've ever heard of that.

15:18Yeah, but I mean, you were born in one, 2001. Yeah. But I've watched like Casablanca and fucking. Yeah, it was. It's the classics. You have to edit. I see teams on a classic. I see. Yeah. I mean, you're you insult that every episode. I don't know how. I mean, there was a couple when Dwight Schultz left classic theme song for sure. Classic. Yeah. And it's Mr. T. And that's when he was fucking Nancy Reagan. Well, what is the answer even on? Yeah. Mr. T was banging Nancy Reagan. I'm pretty sure this is confirmed Tyler. Can we get to the bottom of this? I think that she was. She was sucking. She was sucking them. Yeah, well, she was like, she's growing. She's growing. Or something. Nancy Reagan, Ronald Reagan's wife. Yeah. Yeah, she was blowing everybody. That's like that. That was like her thing. What? No, that was her thing. What do they call it? Super hot or something? Look, she's kissing him on the forehead. He's dressed up as Santa. She's sitting on his lap. He's rock hard. What was her name? Her name was like, they called her like, they had a name. They had a name for her. The throw go. No, but not packed in. No, they had like an actual name. There was an actual nickname for her. Yeah.

16:18Yeah. While he was a president. He might have been the throw go. I don't know. Maybe it was like right before. I'm sure she overlapped. Damn. Good for her. Good for him. Good for him. I'd tell you what Mr. T. So much of a gentleman, I bet you wouldn't come out and say nothing. Yeah, exactly. It came from her side. I wonder who she leaked it to. Yeah. Gossipy as a lady. Fucking wickedly. Probably Ron. That's crazy. No one that he had dementia. Just saying shit, dude. I blew Mr. T. Just to check up on dementia's real. Just 40 years later. Damn. You remember Mr. T. This is a domestic joke. I sucked it off. She's like flopping his pillow. Just a really fucking piss them off. Who is nightriders? That Hasselhoff? Hasselhoff dog. Hasselhoff. She probably sucked off. Hasselhoff too. And the car. And the car. Hasselhoff did all right. Seeing the 80s, they would incorporate like a car or a helicopter and like make that like a thing. So they could. Yeah. Like the 18 van was very specific. Nightrider, air wolf. Blue thunder. Glasses. Glasses. Yeah. When you stay with me this week, I'll tell you all about it.

17:21Yeah. Come over and check out those. Yeah. We can check. We'll watch the 18. I'm sure the court appointed supervisors are going to love watching the 18. How we howls your dad? He's in his 50s. 50s. Wow. Yeah. Yeah. My dad's in his 70s. Yeah. Yeah. My dad's in his 70s. Yeah. He's in his 80s. Yeah. Yeah. I guess mine. Mine. We don't speak. But I was still in his 70s. I was still in his 70s. Cheers. Cheers. Yeah. For a little for a little out. That's like, I mean, you're also too. I mean, you're, I think you're mine. You're going to be an older dad. I'm an older dad. Yeah. But my dad wasn't even older dad. He was like, fucking 40 when he had me. I'm 40 and I just have my. And I have no children. So you'll be proud of this. Let's go to a lot of different. You're going to have to get out of your body right this. I'm sorry. You're going to have to get out of your body right this. I'm sorry. You're going to have to get out of your body right this. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I want children more than anything. Yeah. You would be a great dad, dude. Did you just rat her all or something today. You seem down. I have the blues. This subject in particular, Hans. What?

18:21Children? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. What are you telling me? You're a good looking guy. You got cash. Well, why are you bringing up all this good stuff? Yeah. Rubbin it in. I traded it all. Well, I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. If you were to adopt, you got to go to the pond. You got to go to the pond. Yeah. They're giving them what you could find that role. X for a kid. Yeah. You could be like a sperm donor. You could have a thousand. Well, what would be the use of that? I don't know. I'd be cool to have a bunch of Frances. Yeah. But I wouldn't know them. You know, if you saw one, you know, they've just sort of thumbs. But then you know as you walk by, I don't know. I don't know. I've seen that. I've seen that. You've seen that. That's the album for that. That would probably fuck with you. Just call me for it. Whole food. Are you want to mind? I think you know, like, you're related to me. You could just knock up a stripper or something like that and just have the kid. Yeah. That was what you want to do like that. One of those he wants an Olympian. Yeah. He wants to see that. He wants to see that. So you got to pair up with somebody.

19:22Yes. Another perfect specimen. Yes. But that exists out there. Yeah. No, no, I listen. I'm only, well, it is my focus. Is it that I really do want to become a father quite soon? What do you want him to do? Like what? Oh, I don't need it to be a boy. In fact, I'd rather have Harris. I kind of want to I was kind of leaning girl. I wanted a girl. I wanted a little bit, not a, but, uh, why? Because all like the first borns in my family were boys. So I just kind of know that. And I was just like, oh, it would be the different energy to have a girl, like, to have the girl. Yeah. I thought I was a girl until I came out. Really? That's what a guy did. I'm really great. Edelman. He said the mouth follows out of town. I know. Yeah, I thought I'd turn it around. Had the room painted and everything. Really? Yeah, my mouth tells me all the time. Why did they think you were a girl? Did you have a guy? I don't know. I mean, you couldn't see the, couldn't see the five-year-old. You know, I don't know what it was. Because sometimes isn't that a thing. I remember Freaks and Geeks where the girl's born with a dick, I know. Guys watched Freaks and Geeks, but hasn't seen. Well, that's a, that's a one-off class. Wait, there was her man for dinner at Freaks and Geeks?

20:22Yeah. Really? Yeah, the, the, she plays the, the, French horn. No kidding. I believe so, yeah. There was one on Nip Tuck as well. Really? He like banged someone. He's like, he like takes his dick out pissed off. It was like, you used to be a man. You just need me to search him. Yeah, exactly. He was like, he could tell by the inside. That's brutal. Yeah, that perceptive of a penis. Whoa. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I guess. That's went, how many pumps does it take to find out? I think that he, that doesn't feel right? You kind of know right away. Then you're lying to yourself for like 34 pumps. Like, that's probably just like, you know, pubes or something. I don't know that. Either way, I'm marbling in there. Like I'm fucking a church. Well, Freaks, I'm sorry. I mean, I mean, I don't think so. I mean, excuse me. Don't be at all. I mean, he needs the exposure there. And you're dating anybody? You've seen anybody? I, you know, who knows. I, I don't want to get into that. I gotcha. Yeah. But nobody that you'd want to. No, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not ready to have children

21:22with anyone I know right now. Is there anyone that if they were like, is there any? I'm going to go with professional athletes. I know that's kind of what you're going to or if there was like a, like a, I don't know who to say, but some, some very well put together professional athlete came to you and said, I want to have a child this week. That I don't think so. No, you can't say Mr. T. You can't blow up. Would I like to do? Albert Poole host or something like that? If Albert Poole wanted to put my sperm in his sperm and some kind of a one of those things you just said. That's a fusion. Yeah. Dr. Doom makes it up and a magic bullet. We won't even know. Do you want to have like a champion or the latest tease in the about that? You just want to have that. That's a hundred. No, that's a hundred. I don't have a division. I mean, that's, that's in dude. That is an all division. My family's kind of currently doing this with their generation of kids. Everybody's like that. It's crazy. It's like there's, they're going like look for all like girls across like number one recruit in the country.

22:25Like in my other cousin is just made the national team for the, he's the US soccer team. He's 16. That's like fucking, they like, they're like breeding these kids to be international super. There's no way I would get in college today. No way. Yeah, to pop well, they do that everybody into some level of college. But it is bullshit that everybody has like four letters, multiple extracurriculars. Yeah, I never would have done anything. Yeah. If you've written an essay like for like to get into school, you're in an essay. I think that's yeah. I think that's like the one required. I think I wrote a team. Yeah. Like a like a, like a theme, like the paper, a theme. Oh, I think it'll do a team like it's pretty bad, right? Right. Why are you talking? I'm like a notebook. No, like a prompt theme. It's like a theme paper. A theme paper. Yeah. That's not a thing. It's like for media English. Like I have a theme, though. Like you like drawing a story or something like that. Can we get a thesis?

23:25A thesis. No, you've never written a thesis. Theme paper sounds familiar to me. That would be like right on clowns or something. A college? Oh no. I'm imagining like an essay. Clear. No. Just right. Just do theme paper with the rest of the high school. Don't give me all that help. Theme paper. Paper. That's paper theme. Digital tools, templates and designs, depending on the platform you're using. Is that that's you referring to Shopify e-commerce? Or Shopify company itself. So I think we might be as well. Also, this for brick and mortar. The 20 stores located in the one single. I forget it. So you had to write a thesis or you had to write an essay? We for college applications, it was always like a personal statement. They they'd have you right. Huh. Run the juice. Why'd you go ruckers? I went to Penn State with Penn State. I think I probably wrote some like some bullshit like that. I probably thought it was like way better than it was. Sure. I mean, I did mind I think it was like it had to be I'm making what like 500 work like

24:25had to just be something. Yeah, which is like nothing. Something nothing. It's like something you have to overcome. Something you know this. And then like 18. It's like. Yeah, you don't you're just writing. You're just right. I'm like, oh my parents got the worst. What happened? Send a shout out to the temple university though. I'd be done. Like my brother takes my nephew and my niece. They have like club things on the weekends and this. That fucking. It's a lot. There's a lot of like eight. You got to be in you got to you can't even just take regular classes either. You got to take all the APs. Never. What was yours, Frances? What'd you write about in your in your theme paper? Uh, I wrote about an experience I had. I used to go to this soccer camp. With in France. Whoa. I was a kid because my mom was a French teacher. Oh, very cool. So I just would go over there. And I was the only American and one time they had earmuffs area. They had the Palestinian national team under. So coach Matt Morse. Under 19. It was like the under 19. Palestinian national team.

25:26And we they selected like 14 kids from the soccer camp to play against them. And we played in a game. Uh-huh. And like I wrote about how I was like the only American playing with a bunch of French kids from all these like former French colony countries against the Palestinian team. And afterwards we like I'll take a picture together. And were they cool? Or the first game? Yeah, yeah. Everyone got on really well, which was like the point of it. I guess it was like a very cool internet. So I got you. Yeah. Gotcha. Yeah. Who won? I think we tied two two. Very nice. Yeah. No tie breaker. I had a overtime. There was I was playing defense. And there was a there was a shot on goal where it was like a looping ball. And the goalie was down. He'd fallen on the ground. And I was on the line and I headed it away. So I I prevent it. Same day. Same day. You can't love that. Same. I save the day. Exactly. And I wasn't going to say it but I'm glad someone did. Yeah. You know, kept my foot on Palestine. You were the never bounce back. That was the goal.

26:27Yeah. So you used to go there every summer with your mom? Yeah. Well, I did it. I did it for like three years or something like that. But I was like, it was in seventh grade. So I was really young. And the first year I went, there was a hurricane while I was there and a tree fell on our dorm into the room that I was sleeping in. There was like bunk beds and all of a sudden the tree came crashing through and there was rain just pouring down into our room. So each of us had to grab our little shitty caught, you know, mattress and go into someone else's room and sleep on the floor for the rest of camp. That's been the essay. Yeah. I think I could. I think I included that. Tough. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I like the way you told that. It was like a ghost story. That must have been a really smelly. That must have been a pretty shocking experience. Mid sleep, tree coming through the room. You know, I distinctly remember that we didn't sleep that much because like the boys would we would all just be talking. And that was how I got to, that's how I got pretty handy at French. Was that like you just lie awake listening to everyone just conversing.

27:27You guys wouldn't sneak out and look for chicks and stuff like that. We were like 12 in the middle of nowhere. Gotcha. Hey, just say you're a loser. Also, that's a very classy. That's how I got pretty handy with friends. Yeah. That's a very fun. And it's a unique way to look at the world. The first year that I went to this, the bathrooms had the shitters had no doors on them. Oh, hate that. And there were no toilet seats on the toilet. French style. And I was so put off by this that I held it in and didn't shit for four days of playing soccer. Oh, and it got finally to a point where it was so bad and so uncomfortable that I went into the woods. What? Over the toilet? That should have been the essay. Poor guy. That's so bad. It was really bad. That was one of the things I distinctly remember. I've only shit outside once. So they're not. Yeah. Mine was also at camp. It's horrible.

28:28What was the occasion? I was fucking landscaping and this old man wouldn't let me into this in this house to use the bathroom. And I just went into the woods and made a do-do. What'd you wipe with? Leaves are just closed up. Come out of leaves, but I was trying to remember not that well was the end of the day. It's so vile. That water does a lot. Oh, yeah. I got food poisoning while I was at sleep away camp. Like the day I got there and I shit my pants in the middle of the night. I woke up in the middle of the night running to the toilet. Like I woke up mid-run and there was shit coming out of my ass. That's my name, man. Did the kids other kids see it? No, because there's the middle of the night. Nice. And then I took my underwear and I threw it away in the bathroom. It was like a communal bathroom and then I had to run back to my room ass naked. No shit. Yeah. And then the next morning we had, I was golfing. And this was like, it was like a golf sleep away camp.

29:28It was like a golf sleep away. Next morning tea time. Yeah, because of tea time for right in the early. Well, I probably wanted to know whose underwear it was. I probably like pinned it up or like raised it up the flag. No, I buried it in the trash. They never found it. I know this. I hope they didn't find it. That would have been a terrible thing to find. With the name written on it. Yeah, phone number. And then the next day we were, I was golfing and I shitt my pants on the third hole in the woods and I had to wipe with a scorecard. Oh, that's a lot of. Yeah, that's like wiping your mouth with a McDonald's bag. Yeah, it was terrible. It's the type of, that's the moment where you hope your scorecard is in your back pocket and all sweaty. Because otherwise it's crisp. Yeah, it's crisp. It was crispy. Crispy. Crispy. Crispy. Crispy. Crispy. Crispy. Yeah. It was like wiping your ass like a menu at a diner. You have to be laminated. You have to be laminated up your ass. That's bad. That's golf I ever played in my life. So I wasn't thinking about golf at all. That's a go. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, flow state.

30:28Fucking shit. You're a bitch. The guys on my team were like, they're like, you're playing unbow evil. What is it? Whatever. I gotta go shit in the woods. He's the zone man. After you shit, did you get worse? No, because I had food poisoning. I had immediately had to shit again. Oh, really? Yeah. Do you think it was camp food? Do you think it was fun? No, we went to like a movie theater and I got, like, or when I went to a bowling alley and I got chicken fingers and I think that's what it did. Huh. Yeah. Because it was pretty much right after that. When you go to college, everybody obviously shits from the food that you get right there. But then there's almost the rumors. I don't know if you guys had this at Temple. There's laxatives in the eggs and type shit. Never got those. I don't remember that. Our food was awesome. It was cool. It was it. Yeah. Really? Awesome. Really? The best. The food that we had, I mean, I went to school for like six months, but the food that we had was so cool. Where'd you go? DePaul in Chicago. Oh, yeah. Wow. The food was so unbelievably bad. Like I would like take photos of it and like send it to my, like, friends and be like, this is like, unbelievable.

31:30ours is pretty brutal too. Like the eggs were, it was just one egg. Francis, you want to answer like the way of day. Yeah, Francis's food appeared on his table. Our food was good. Do you have a cafeteria cafeteria? Yeah, cafeteria. Our food was good. I mean, we call them dining halls. Yeah. Yeah. Our food was good, but I wouldn't say. I picture like an owl flying back to the point. Yeah. So many things. Yeah. I don't know that I would say that like it was any better than anywhere, like another college. I don't know. Bowden, for example, Bowden College. Ah, yes, Bowden. 15 minutes from where I grew up was noted for having the best food of any college in America. And it was like, I would source vegetables from local farmers markets and shit like that. We didn't have that. We had like frozen. Yeah, that's all you need to somebody back there to do with care. Yeah, yeah. But like I remember eating boiled chicken breasts. Yeah, that's what it was everybody. It was boiled chicken breasts. Boiled chicken breasts. So bad. Yeah. It was literally like eating a napkin. That was very tough. You paid all that money for boiled chicken.

32:31I don't think you're 18. Like it should have mattered. It didn't matter. You're spucking neat. Needs some food. And also we I was so hungry all the time. Because we were exercising. Right. So much. Sure. I mean, truly we had lifting conditioning in the morning and then practicing the afternoon. Yeah. So that by dinner I was like, I was operating at a huge caloric deficit. I just like lining up all the glasses. You know, they only give you like the small glasses get like fucking 15 getteries. All lined up. Dude, the skater aids out of the fountain was that hung over hits at a different level. Yeah. Where'd you go? I went to a school called Widener University. To Dresden Free School in South East and P.A. Chester. Brother Chester. Beautiful horrific school. Great school. You were a real horrific school. I play football on the cross. Yeah, that's really thought. Man. Yeah. I think they had they had like bags of milk in these like yes, metal containers with a big lever. Yeah, a lever and like a little rubber. Yeah.

33:32Did they still have a collar when you were there? No. Those things you'll never get a better glass of milk. Yeah. Did they have screaming? They had chocolate too. Yeah, I went to Rutgers of Cross Camp and that was the first time I ever saw one of those. Oh, so I almost stole it. Brought it on. Fuck you. Or ate the whole bag. It's a real stainless steel for you kids out there. Yeah. That was a vault of milk. It's awesome. But was it was that powder milk or do you think that that was real? That's real. That's the other guy's got it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just came most milk comes in a bag. That makes sense. Like, you know, smaller milk producers, it's in a bag. Canada's all bagged milk. Canada's all yeah. Yeah. Nothing but bags. Was that to you? Come ease. I don't actually know. I wonder what that would mean. About you know what that means. Square boxes. They're not hard boxes. They have no cardboard. Remember cartons of milk like that you would open like I remember me. No, you do. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Why do I want? What does that mean? It's an age like 10 years old. Oh, I see what you're saying. Yeah. Yeah. No, we still had cartons when I was grown up. Did you have a landline in your house? Yeah, of course.

34:32Did it ever get you from the future? For what it's worth. What am I thinking right now? Go. Go. Who wins the Super Bowl this year? Yeah. They still have cartons of milk. Yeah, yeah, yeah. A cardboard is not obsolete guys. Yeah. It's actually people moving back to Cardin. I know. It's like the crystals as well. I thought there was just. Yeah. I remember when they had the carton and twist off on the side. That shit sucks. It's ever orange juice. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I mean, they have cartons of milk like if you're going to get it like like creamer. That's always. Yeah, that's all. Yeah. Well, like even in school, we had the true milk. True mouser. Oh, yeah. True milk. It's stuck. In a little carton and they had a little joke on the back. We drank all of his hookers. O cursed. O cursed. Sounds like another Ivy League school. Sounds like an investment in O cursed. Money safe here. So sit here. You're a great young. O cursed. Oh, yeah. I'm like, all right. We were Rosenbergs. Rosenberger or Rosenbergs was the we've definitely a Rosenbergs. Rosenbergers. Rosenbergs. Yeah. Great. There it is.

35:32Yeah. Good job. My father called it something else, but it was still good milk. That's due milk. I'm going to have to please that. I don't know. You don't. You don't know. No, no, no. We're okay with that. What's the one that you draw? Are you? Is that drive through? Oh, dude. I'm there in the island. I see. I'm talking about like farm Swiss farms. Some of the farms. I have a milk. Farm. Yeah. That can't be a Yeah. It's a dry through and you get milk. People don't need to milk that bad anymore. Are there barbed wire? No, this is a quick. I'm going to draw with the Google. There's our number. There's another one that something farms. I don't fucking know, but it was surreal because all you, I mean, you could, I guess you could get like backwitch there. Something to games cigars or something. Get a little milk and a couple games. Yeah, a little white out. White out. White out. Yeah, you know, white out. Great white out. I was up the all-time dirt bag-ness of my life. Get a great white out and get a Russian cream and a gallon. A DJ who could make statement called a fucking day. In the back of a Bonneville,

36:33you do a blunt cruise. And I went in Hivertown. They have one that we were dropped. Is that where you were from Hivertown? I was from like, Rhydner. But it's close to Hivertown. Yeah, yeah. Where's that at in in Pennsylvania? Because he always tells us he's like, I'm from the city city. It's like, that's really yeah, no, he says it. He's on the main line. Oh, in the main line. He told me he grew up in Kensington. That's not true. I always say Philly suburbs. That's good. Yeah, it's classy. I like the suburbs better. Yeah, I was with you. Yeah, that's a big thing. Oh, then the inner city of Philadelphia in that way. That's not mean. I mean, North Philly has its purposes, obviously. I should have to felt in the street. Shout out to, uh, both the boxing gym up there that they turn into a mattress store. Where in North Philly? I don't know. I lived in North Philly for four years, five years. You know, I was going to say earlier when you were talking about Manhattan about you can fall in love or fall in love with anywhere in the city. I lived in Hell's Kitchen. That's so crazy. You do like that. Though that's when when I moved out of my place with my wife,

37:33that's where they put me. They put me in Hell's Kitchen because and I never really spent a lot of time there. And I fucking loved it. Oh, really? I was one place I could not fall in love with. What? I lived there for a year. That's where I'm going to the park. Me is a rebel. I'm going to the department over there. Well, where like are you going to just get it? I'm not away. Yeah, that's better. Yeah, right. Right. I'm between 42nd and 49th. It's banging. I was right next to Times Square. I was right off Times Square. Walking next to Cookie Monster every morning. No, that's crazy. It was hell. Yeah, it's bad. But if you're further off of Times Square, it's good. Yeah, of course. When I like Times Square, really. It doesn't. Here's the thing. I thought about this and realized that when I was a kid, the movies that I would watch, like Tootsie Ghostbusters, it was always that opening shot of Times Square, of people like, you know, the seas of people going to work. And then when I was like in it, walking through it and stuff like that, I'm like, yeah, this I do like this. Yeah, that is nice. Yeah, I can deal with it. I don't hate that. Yeah. You're the only person who I've ever heard likes Times Square. I understand. I get through what I get the connection of it. It's like, I mean, it's mostly just,

38:34it's not even people walking in it. There's like nobody that's like going to work really. It's all just like tourist and shit. I would go as far to say it's probably my least favorite place on the planet. On the planet. And I know the things where you like make a wrong turn over like Fogeo. Yeah, yeah, I'd rather go to Follution. Really? Yeah. Times Square just doesn't do it for me. I'm right there with you big guy. It is. It's not a lot of people. What about the Margaritaville? Shout out to a Margarita. Shout out to it. I mean, great establishment. What about the M&M store? The M&M store is maybe the biggest scam of all scams. It's crazy. They're all the same flavor. Yeah, but you get your picture on it. Yeah, but like you go in and they got there like, oh, look, we got unlimited blue M&Ms. And it's like, but those are the same as the brown M&Ms. Do they have different side? Like, do they have a big M&M like the side of the world? You do know it's not for 25-year-old. What do you do for seven-year-olds that want to pick all blue M&Ms and put their picture on? No, Chicksco, they're all the time. Yeah. I mean, I got 90 brains, everyone there. I've been, and I'm doing this. Like, look at that rainbow with M&Ms. Spoiler, they all taste the same.

39:34You know what's popping up now? You hear that, kids? 10 fish pop-ups are happening a lot there. Did you see one of Times Square? Yeah, sure. Big 10 fish guy, right? Love T.Fs. Of course. Yeah. What's 10 fish? Like, hand fish. It's really so, Tuna. Oh, you're talking about actual fish and a tint. Yeah, it's like a big thing. I think I really cool some girl started, like a handful of years ago, right? And got like really cool. Okay, I'll be honest. Like Brandon had no idea what it was. Really? And guess. I figured you'd be all over this. Somehow. I was thinking you're eating sardines every day. Yeah. That's like my end, cool sardines. Yeah. I tell you no word cooked as a fucking city. It's like a cool sardine store. It looks like a bookstore. Like, it looks like they'd be booked. Yes. But they're sardines instead. Yeah, it's weird. I went somewhere upstate in like the cat skills, and there was a place, and I was getting like a coffee in there. I looked in there, and all these canned fish, and I thought they were fake. And then I was there all, this is all just real, 10 fish. It's a big thing. It's taken over. The branding, the cans, the soldering. Yeah. I can't believe you're not in your none on this.

40:35Well, I should be. They say it's sardines are incredibly good for their incredibly good for you. It's cool. It's edgy. It's rich guy. Shit. Should be over. It's edgy. All those tough guys eat canned fish. It is a little edgy. If you bring out, if you bang out a can of sardines at lunch, they're like, oh, your culture. Yeah, your friends. Yes. Yeah, but a friend. Yeah, you can tell them to the time when you used to summer in France. Yeah. Yeah. You're telling me you haven't been to a house. The loft party recently where they had tins. I can't believe that. I can't believe that. What's like the best fish they got in the 10? Because the sardine is obviously the standard. The sardine's the best. What about a nice? Anchovi. What about a nice? Anchovi is a nice. Anchovi is not bad. I think they do. Golds, perhaps salmon, and they do. A pepper trout. I've seen the 10 trout. Yeah, I think they do all of it. I've seen 10 muscles. Yeah, I don't know. Fuckin' food boys. I don't know about that. Did you guys ever go to the American sardine bar in Philly? Is that like, in South Philly?

41:36Yes, in South Philly. 19th like, Tasker or something like that? Seven years of wilders. I had my buddy used to live right there. They had, but they would have, I think they would throw like sardines on them. They'd have burgers and shit like that. Does it have the can? The sign is like a can, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's on the other corner there. They would have like sardine, like little like sardine sandwiches and stuff like that. I think they did like a spam sandwich. It was actually kind of good. It was actually, to me, hungry. I only have, I've only had, I've only had, I've only had, I've only had days out of my Zeppown shot. I'm fucking kneaded. Really? I'll start tearing through the city. Why are you out? You ran out? Ran out and I gotta go get it. Where do you gotta go? Story. You gotta meet a guy or is that like a farmer? We got a sardine plug or no. I gotta go to the pharmacy and get it. How many days, days of week do you take the shot? Two days, three times a day. No, once, once a week. Oh, okay. Yeah. All right. So you haven't missed your next dose. Yeah, I think I have. Oh, which is okay, because then you lose your tongue and then you get juiced up again. Love that. Oh, love that.

42:37He's in a wrong heart. He's self-prescribing it. Intravenous drugs. That's the way to do that. I know that's kind of how he was though. He's lost a, can you share how much weight you've lost? So it's 120 pounds so far. What? Let's fucking go home. That's 450. That's so sick. That's mostly bone marrow. Apparently I was close to death. So you were what? Close to death or whatever. Fucking death. On death's door. It's a little short. More bibliobes. Any negative side effects? Has anyone annoyed you? Yeah, fucking fucks you up. It's like diarrhea, juices. Really? Diary, you don't want to. Oh, sass, maybe that's what you've been taking. I honestly could use that. I could use some diarrhea. What do y'all jimped up? I'm clogged up bad. Really? I thought you were dying. I was just 25 year old. I ever had a golf camp in a fucking constipated. You got the posture of a shrimp. I was going on with you. That's a nicked Apollo. Um, uh, a stripper. No, that's nothing I haven't heard. Wait, what about metamusel? You take that or some,

43:38I took a silicone musk or whatever it's called. Why don't you help just get out? Why are you saying anything? I have said everything. You should take it closer. I have, I have given up one helping. They've all got like perfect stomachs. They don't have stomach issues. I come in diet day to day. It's not good. The run of rum. Merge coming in clusters. You literally that. Yeah, I love that. Close for breakfast today. Just say I'm trying to think about you. You need, I don't think I've even had anything. I grew all the bar. Okay, then what's the next meal going to be? You're going to leave here and do what? It'll be a burrito bowl next. That's not been from where? Chipotle? No, I don't know where from somewhere in a story. I probably, but then I... That's weird. A burrito bowl in a story. That's like a Lebanese burrito bowl. Yeah. No, no, they're so good spot, Todd Pappers. I'm just saying that they have lots of different cultures of food. I'm aware. I'm well aware. But I'm not going to have chicken teacum masala for lunch. Well, so what's making your stomach so fucked up? You said nothing but normal things.

44:38Yeah, I don't know what it is. I mean, it's something new every day. Goddamn kids. I tell you. I mean, right? It's just the edges of the raffer. My wife. You need some fucking fiber, son. No, that is what it is. You're being taken into the muscle. I know. I should. They're rock solid. They're great. I really should because I took a laxative on Saturday night. And then yesterday, what are you going to model? No, I'm so fucking it's like. It's a lot of cheese probably though. I don't know what? Doing a lot of cheese? I'm not. I'm really not. I try to stay away. He's lying about something. He's said, a perfect to diet. And the gum is laid at night. I eat a lot of. What do you know? Percuss that? Yeah. You're really stuck to fucking gum. It's all for a small one. It's all for Hank. That's how I raised you. Make me sick. Well, I'm not. I'm not taking any opioids, but I am. I do. What should be? Let's try it too. I do smoke weed at night. And then I eat a lot of gummies, like candy, jolly rancher gummies, specifically.

45:38And Friday night, I probably took down a whole bag. That's what I'm saying. That's right. Working numbers. Yeah. I think that's what it is though. To share bag. You know what I've had a re-killing with the original jolly rancher. The original jolly rancher. Unbelievable. But have you, are you familiar with what they're doing in the gummy world? Young man. I mean, they're changing the game. It's crazy. Like what jolly rancher is doing in the candy industry, a lot of people are not aware. You got to, you got to skittles gummies are phenomenal as well. Phenomenal but kind of a rip off of the phenomenal. The gummy clusters are crazy. Shack is getting into that market. Shacklicious. Dude, I'm telling you right now. Shacklicious sauer's. I'm telling you right now. Maybe he is your son. It's crazy. Yeah, I mean, the candy right now is in an all time. You guys could really, my mouth is watering. If they would bring back bonkers, we'd be, we'd be all set. You don't see, I've never seen these jolly rancher gummies zero sugar. That's got it. That'll kill you. You know what? You never will in my house. Yeah. Those will kill you. You'll, you'll have the worst diarrhea you've ever had.

46:40So pop a couple of them. You'll be, you'll be too deep. You know, yeah, mix a couple of those. And you can do it. You could get that stuff from the, you get a prescription for that stuff that you, uh, you have to take when you get an endoscopy. To fucking drink that down. Oh, I think the, I, the stuff that makes your shit glow or what? No, no, no, that's what, when you get the time, no, no, the stuff that makes you clean yourself out. Yeah, but I did that one day. I felt great. I might not be getting an endoscopy or just, I got an endoscopy to call and ask me at the same time. Fucking spooks. Both ends. As I'm out, dude. Back to your reset. My fucking gastro doctor so pretty too was so embarrassing. Really? No shot ever with her now. Nothing I have over four. But what I look like naked, unconscious face down the itself. Yeah. Like it plugged into the matrix just like, as it's just probably so bad. Like, I'm rolling over. My balls sticking to my fucking filing balloon. No shot.

47:40I think it'll look at Indian check. Was she trying to meet people at work? No, I don't like that. You never know. I had a little swagger going in there at first, but the next thing you go, funny, you waking up, still thinking, yeah, they're like, hey, we'll just see down there. Trying to get trying to catch us and catch the town. Shove it up. Pretty clean asshole, huh? You see a lot like that. Do you ever have an endoscopy, Francis? Yeah, I had an upper endoscopy. Is that why I got to go deeper? Even that sounds rich. Oh, no. That's a counter. I'm an upper endoscopy. That's the low, low, low, low. That's how it was a top banana. I do remember it was at, you know, some gastroenterologist that I had seen on the upper, on the upper east side. And it was in his, can't be classy. Oh, I say that because it was in one of those doctors offices. You see a New York City where it's like a residential building and then the bottom floor, like, feel about them. They're rich. That's rich people shit. I think so. And I think it's great if it's like a psychologist or a psychiatrist,

48:42but I think that like for this guy, I'll tell you why it troubled me. An entering kind of thing is tough. Well, a door man, there's a door man for the building that lets you in. And then you're like, I'm not going into your building. I'm going to see the doctor. And then they give you a look of like, why'd you waste my time? But anyway, I saw this guy and scheduled the endoscopy did it. They knock you out there. Yeah. Yeah, getting general anesthesia in a brown stone and fucking the upper east side. It's a little lepstick. Well, I'm not kidding you. I woke up and he had, I presume his either helper or anesthesiologist next to him. And I realized I had just been unconscious in this home house. You're in an apartment. For two men. And I was like, I, there's no way. 26 maybe roll it in. It's a vulnerable position. Fully trusting. If you like, they're putting around. You're oversight. That's the thing.

49:42It's not like you're in a hospital where there's like, there's another room right next door and another one and another one. It's like, it's you're just in some guy who's fucking one bedroom apartment. They can have yeah. Yeah. I think so. Yeah, that should be illegal. They should have held their way with me. Yeah, and should be like cosmetic. They probably got it. Took a peak. Yeah, I would. Yeah, I'm taking it. I'm taking it. That it's like I would, you know, why was my dick wet when I broke out? Yeah, really. They were playing around with you. You got a shake. Yeah, they were probably like, look at me. I went to Harvard. Look, let's make them watch TV. I like soccer tricks. That's all right. Let's make him the doctor. The death of scope on me. I can't really remember. No, they never do. Yeah, I didn't like. They just knock people out. I just don't know what to scan. They never know. No, I shit.

50:42I have a little bit of baritone. Sophocusing. You know what that is? No, it's like after your acid reflux gets so bad it like irritates your esophagus. Someone of a pre pre pre pre pre curse of the cancer. You got to watch. Interesting. You got to watch it. So what's that called like silent reflux? I got to go. I just know what is baritone's esophagus. Interesting. What do you boys know about GERD? So I got GERD? Is that GERD? Talk about GERD all day. Yeah, I had a bunch of people complaining at this wedding. I was out of GERD. It was like bubbling up. People were just GERD. So I don't know it is. I had my whole life and didn't realize it. I had that in anxiety since I can remember and didn't know what either one of them were. I feel like they go a real hand in hand. GERD? GERD? Are you anxiety? You know what GERD is? Nope. What is it? It's just like that. It's just like that. It's acid reflux. Yeah. Basically. I have it. Like I get it like. Chronic digestive condition. With a stomach and frequent flow. Frances, read that.

51:43Gastroesophical reflux disease. Chronic digestive condition where stomach acid frequently flows back into the tube, connecting your mouth and stomach, irritating. It's lining. You believe that doctor didn't want to bang me? It's guys vibrating with GERD. It's very unattractive sounding. Is the move moving? You know how bad it is because the word is so shit. It was anything else. I've never had an attractive thing. You know what I mean? It's all bad stuff. Gout is a tough guy. Gout is a tough guy. Gout's a tough guy with GERD. Gout's a bad word. Gout. I had impotago and a ringworm and heist. So it's impotagging. With a philly accent. Yeah, you got that impotagging. A real arm. It's impotagging. Ringworms tough to the ringworms. A good word for the word sounding thing you can have. Never got canker stores. Never got canker stores. All the time. Yeah. Yeah. Canker stores. I get it. Those are so gross. You get canker stores from like eating too much candy. Yeah, especially sour candy. Oh yeah, sour patch kids. Sour candy. I especially get sour.

52:45I bet he would get that sour. I would get him a weird one. The GERD probably kills it. The GERD probably like melts it in there. It's like the acid of the GERD. I never got him on my gums. Very nice. Very nice. Yeah. You get him frixus? When I was eating candy I would. Yeah. Cole source? No. Good to know. Kiss at your own risk. The cool tours are outside the mouth, right? They can do. And on your weiner according to Foley. What was then I don't, I mean, I get that I get like fever. I get to my nose sometimes. No, I don't get those. I got cold sores in college and I got, uh, like the first outbreak of them was like literally, like it was like the worst, most painful thing. Rood or experience? They fuck you. I thought I was going to die. Yeah, they fuck you up. They make your list don't swell up. And it's like you can't eat anything. You can't drink anything. It's like it's like someone just took a razor blade and just started just cutting you up. So you get cold sores every once in a while? I don't know how I got. I don't get it. I've probably gone on my twice since then. Really? Yeah. I mean, you got herpes. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

53:46That was the most accepting. Yeah. Resonant. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, everyone that has cold sores is a turpies. Yeah. Yeah. And every time she gets accepted, her turpies also. Yeah. Or I got different complexes. I got to my neck because I stayed up all night and I got bit at a wrestling match. If I just a minute you slept, you slept weird on some pussy. I got bit on the way to the wrestling match. And like two weeks later, I stayed up all night and did acid. And I woke up or like, you know, it was in the morning and like my immune system was worn down. I had two sores on my neck, freaked the fuck out. Oh, yeah. My mom put. Oh, my God. Fuckin took me to a dermatologist and he was like, holy shit. He's like, yeah, that's her piece. I like almost passed out. Neck of the neck. I'm a neck. Yeah. I didn't know you could get it there. I'm gonna get it. Sun goals now. Like that. All kinds of weird shit. You can get it anywhere. Really? It just be one. Yeah. Oh, yeah. I get it in my nose. Sounds like a visa. I'm doing blood. I get it. I get it. You see what I need to do? That's kind of shit. I got it. I'm stuff.

54:46And I'm gonna work compression socks on a plane. I'm sure I cool disease. There's no, but what cool diseases are you there? There aren't mezzo-thelium. Nah, at least get paid with that. Yeah. Just like, you're just like, let my vehicle have. I'm sorry. That water at Campbell's Union. I'll tell you a cool one. Sickle cell anemia. No, that's a cool. That's a cool name. That's a cool name. That's a cool name. You can't say that that's not a cool name. Sickle cell. It just sounds like one you're gonna die from. Yeah, you're not in a good spot with it. You think that you'll stop. Yeah. It's not, but it's just. Sickles are pretty cool. It's a sickle cell. It's actually just also the grim reaper store. Yeah, it's right. Yeah, I guess. But the grim reaper is a cool thing. Maybe not cool, but like something, it's got a little honor to it. You know what I mean? Some of those got a little honor to it. When people are like, I have sports asthma. Hodgkins. That's sports induced right over here. It may. Hodgkins got his little honor to it. You know, Kimi has got one. Or Lou Gerrigg is like, Lou Gerrigg, a good one now. Lou Gerrigg, disease. Sports injury is always good. Sure. Tommy John.

55:47Yeah. Tommy John's. Rotator cuffs have got to be. Yeah. That's a good one. Yeah. I don't think it's Tommy John's. I'm sure he was always rotating in my prime. You probably could get electives on the john. You think I stood on a Patreon. I hate it. It's up. Most of us guys come back faster. And like, what do you, what do you need? Like the, what do you need to throw fast for? I was waiting to throw heat. You're going to hit the 80 mile an hour. That doesn't fuck that up. What if he goes both ways? Yeah, you're rookie of the year. Yeah, you're just snapping that thing. I was going to be a baseball player. Planner fasciitis. That's not bad. That's a pretty cool one. Really glad. What is that? Foot foot foot, foot nerve pain. Hmm. You know, it was the worst at high school. Shinsplints. Oh, yeah. Only girls on the cross country team got that shit. Yeah. Or brutal. In fact, kids have played football. I used to get shin splints so bad from jogging that they would be like, uh, it was like, my jeans would actually like swell. What did you jog in college? He jogs and fucking like vans and like, no, not more than I got an insomba. You know, he does.

56:48These are I hate shoes. I want to be clear about that. Uh, I'm wearing these because my other shoes got destroyed. They're nice shoes, brother. But I need to get some new balances. Very hits. Yeah. Cool kids are wearing. Are they cool now? I love new balances. These these are two, they're two thing. I feel like a girl. You look European. Yeah, I feel like a girl. I feel like I was saying I feel like I have like ballerina shoes on. Yeah. It's dainty. It's nice. Frances boots look like they came from West Elm. What kind of boots are that? I think red robins are what they're called. They are called Truman bootco. Shout out to Truman. He's got he's got a brand new pair of all black murdered out. Like, I'm not the fucking pull a bank. And you want to go to new boots. I went all murdered out to him. Is a I'm like, that's a choice for the way, you know, just all them when we were in the and then you walked down and I could just see your feet coming. There's Francis and that's a pair of boots. What the salvage that on the big day off? Is that what they are salvage denim? I don't know. You know, stop. Come on. Stop hiding who you are. You know the thread count.

57:49Yeah. You're good looking. What's the other? Gip funny charming. And so right now. I feel like I'm being assaulted for good things. He's good. He's good. Selfage denim. These are not salvaged denim. There they are. These are from free note cloth. They're made in America. Wow. Isn't that what the shoes were from? I don't know what salvage denim is. This usually indicates salvage. That's what. Oh, really? Then I trust you. I mean, I got a ship wreck. So those are. I mean, you know, oh, all right. There you go. Interesting. What does it mean, though? What does it mean, though? Where were they salvaged from? Special time. Selfage. Salvation Army denim. Like makes it self-edge or something. Like I don't even really know. I just need thick jeans because I bust them out. I usually rip this. Oh, yeah. I need thick. I need heavy material. I'm a fat guy and I move. I threw his vizipper. We so you need the salvage jeans. I need thick denim. I need a heavy denim. I like anything else like that. I rip through. Interest. Very quick.

58:49You need more. I need like, I'm going, you know, like heavy. Yeah, yeah. Well, the way you know, underneath your dick. The fat guy jeans are brutal because they're thin and they're also stretchy. Yeah. So after like a couple hours, it looks like you shit your pants. They pull out. They pull out. Yeah, it's tough. Doesn't like string. Doesn't like wear through a little bit. It does. Yeah, eventually, you know, it only has a small shelf life. Yeah. That in the DXL T shirts. They usually I usually get like, it's a little bit different these days, but maybe four out the eats in it and then it's all fucked up. And it's a wild way to count times. That's a wild way to count times. Can you wash it or is it nice? Yeah, you get like that. You get that vodka sauce on there. You're fucked. Yeah. I mean, if you get vodka sauce on a lot of stuff, it's hard. Yeah, yeah, you're bad. That's a tough one to say. And my, my dribbles are always in like, like you can't even like hide them. Like it doesn't look like I'm like I'm sweating. It's only a weird place. I just sent a few, I just sent a few hail Mary things to the dry cleaner.

59:50Really? Yeah, just like stains on your shirt when you're eating. Yeah, you know, it's crazy. Just being out like, you know, yeah, I don't know. You're trying to find common ground. You also get stains on your shirt. No, we're not. We're not so different, are we, Frances? You spilled things on your shirt while you're eating. Of course. Really? Yeah. No shot. So did it go through the nap? How can you add tuck in your throat? How to get through your ass, God. It frustrated me that the slave I hired is my human shield. It could absorb the blow. That's crazy. I thought that was just a dry ailment. I can't keep food off of my clothes. Yeah, yeah. It just happens. I don't know. I mean, I don't know. I don't know. What's your move right away? Let's say you're out on a date and you're in your, and you're eating and you get, you get something on your shirt. It would just depend on how much I cared about the shirt. Like, you know, you embarrassed it all in front of the lady. I would be able to make a joke about it. Yeah, you would. And you're charming like it. Yeah. We dip in the water and him with an acumen. Sorry.

1:00:51No, no. I was by the way, I was on a date not long ago and I had some sneakers on and out of nowhere, one of the sneakers started squeaking with every step, every step. And we were, we were going through for a walk. Ah, and I had to pull a fake pull a hammy. I had to address it. I was like, Nike car show where it's like, yeah, I was like, just want you to know like this isn't usually happened. Like, she's like, it's all right. You should have done that thing where you're like, you run a little bit that's like your test of the mountain story. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. I always do that when I walk. I was walked into a Ross, maybe like how we should go and it was raining. It was happening with every step. And then after I addressed it, it continued to happen and then it just became something that was funny and inescapable. Was that to date the walk a walk? No, we were, we were, I don't know where we were, we were in the battery park walk around the water. Okay.

1:01:51A little 911 date. Yeah. Did you go out to dinner before? We were going to dinner. We were going to. Yeah. But that would have looked like what if you took me out on a date, if I was a hot chick, what would my look at it? You're meeting me there? Are you sending a car? A lot of that depends. I wouldn't, if you lived in New York City, I don't think I would send you a car to get there. I don't know. Is so do I. Huh. So what would you do? I would find out where you lived and I might find a restaurant that was convenient for you. It's like go closer to you. You make a resume walking cold reservation. Reservation. Unless I'm confident about walking in cold. Share an appetizer's and stuff. We share food. Yeah. Huh. You have to check. I can't see you going to replace that doesn't require a reservation. Yeah. You're probably right about that. Where are you going to that doesn't require a reservation? That is where you walking into. I don't think I would risk it for a first date. I don't think I would.

1:02:51What are you using a resie or open table? They're both. They got some like hidden secret app that we should know about. Do you, what's the coolest place you can get into? Are you banging me out on the first night? I call them out. They're not. I don't think so. Oh, what the fuck? No, I don't want to do that with me. Good guy. No, just like it ruins it. Huh. It's over. That's a guy who's had a lot of pussy. Yeah. Buddy, and they never ruined it. Yeah, he's still. I was like, this guy's on the fritz. It ruins it. No, I understand. It ruins the kid. I heard something. I heard something recently about how like the, you know, and I never considered this, but like more dates builds intimacy and anticipation. And I think that like fundamentally by the third date, you know each other way better that if your clothes come up one, it's not as awkward to like, you'd have an easier

1:03:54time being like, I like this or I like that or whatever. You know what I mean? I agree. I just wanted to go. You guys haven't been single in a long time, but like, I don't know. That's been nice. It's all for the climax. It's all towards the big climax. Yeah. Sometimes the girl want to go home and you're like, no, I don't think so. I wouldn't be that. Oh, she wanted to. She's obstinate about my policy. It's not. If someone's like, come home with me, I'd be like, all right. But then then it's like, why don't, I don't know if we'll see each other. How long this will go? I don't know. You'd have to, it depends. Pretty good for you. You like the chase. Yeah. It's not like I adhere to some kind of, I wouldn't judge. I don't think like, oh, someone had slept with me on a first date. Therefore, I don't respect this person. Do you have other chicks that you're banging on the side where you're letting this go back? What? Jesus Christ. There's a way. There's a way. There's a way. Why don't we go out together? Because I know you're single. So I'm just like, yeah. I'm gonna get you to that jackfruit. I'm gonna get you to that jackfruit.

1:04:55All right. I'm one of the other. I got a steak sandwich to go, please. I got to get Ian something. Francis, you think you're gonna fuck this chick? Well, where are stainproof shirts? I haven't loved it. I'd like to double date with you because I've been... Oh, well done. I didn't know that. Yes. Oh, wow. Okay, great. Amazing. I think we'd have a good time to form. That would be great. Sure, sure. Yeah. Well, sure. That would be great. He's never gonna come. No, that's him thinking of... What do you mean? I went on a date with our buddy Rico Bosco recently. I heard about that. I listen. I'm a fan of the enterprise. I was... My brain exploded when I was... That was great. That was great. Who picked up to check? This is feature content. He and I split it. Francis picked it up and then Rico had to... That's not true. He picked it up and I've been... Oh, really? Privately afterwards. Yeah. So you didn't... Did you try to get credit in front of the girls? Like, oh, I'll Venmo. But did you just... Yeah, yeah. He was gracious enough to be like, well, we'll work it out after. We'll work it out after you've been credit. Don't worry about working that after.

1:05:56Yeah. Now, this is the thing we've been asking on the show. You're a classy guy. You roll around with, you know, higher class people than we do. You know what I mean? I think that's always the assumption, but I don't know that that's necessarily true. I roll around with you guys. I know. I'm not to say you... Not to say you don't, but you're... Yeah. You're... He's living in Ian's basement. We're all involved in this. You're trying to see your guy. What the fuck are we talking about? Yeah. We got to go involved. You know, team fish down here. He's going to hit you up for cash, you know. Listen, I got the words to... I crashed on a buddy's pull-out couch for a few nights. It was dark. We're way past a few nights. Yeah. Well, he's now... He's chosen to live. That's being rent. Like, I was... I was marooned. He is not paying rent. Oh. Cut that. Ian's going to be... He is probably out front right now. Yeah. Just what... What is the... What is the kind of etiquette to like not argue over... How many times can you go... If someone picks up the check, is there like a thing where you're like... Because I feel it, where sometimes where you're like, give it to me, come on like...

1:06:57Is there a thing of like... How many times do you ask me for your like... This is just weird and obviously we all have $220 or whatever it is. We do not. I look to you. Yeah, I mean... I don't know. How many times will you are... If I'm like, I got it. It's me, my wife, and you and I... I think it's weird. I mean, if you were insistent, I wouldn't stop you. But my thought would be that like, hopefully we could do it again and I'll get the next time. Ian, look at it the same way. It's not like... I also think that... I bet more often men have this thing where like... They'd almost be insulted if you didn't let them pay. Of course. Yeah, that's where men... That's where men... I'm saying that's where it's coming from from us. And I don't have... I don't have that. I'm like, okay, yeah. Ron will always pay for me and I think that's fucking cool as hell. Yeah. I think... He always insists. I tried... I like to pay for people as many times without ever any expectation of them paying back. Love that. But I also think that there's an understood implicit hierarchy that's like...

1:07:59If I'm going out with someone that I know has a fucking ton of money, I'm not gonna... I'm not gonna rest for the check. 100%. Like if you got a bag, fucking go ahead, have at it. Yeah. There's the richest here. One, two, three. On the deep side. Yeah, that'd be sad. That's one, two. What if we... What if we... What if we... What if we... What if we... What if we... What if we... What if we... You try not to pull that... Talk about it. Talk about money. Talk about it. Talk about money that got off. Just how much cash you could have. Talk about it. Talk about it. Talk about it. Talk about it. Talk about it. Talk about it, talk about it, this. Talk about it. Talk about it, talk about it. Talk about it. Talk about about him as much cash you know. Talk about, talk about it. Talk about it, talk about it. Talk about Sanghealth. Talk about it. Talk about it, talk about it. Talk about it to talk about Manitary, talk about you talk about them. Talk about that. Talk about it. Talk about that, talk about pertin on them. Talk about that y'all. That's true. That's right. But he also made a bunch of cash off the fucking internet invitation. That's true. That is true. We are winners here. Yes. I will fucking get your fucking head out of your hands. I have not wanted your stomach issues.

1:09:01Well, what about the game in Bush? No, you guys are going to need that money. Okay, never mind. Cut that. I know it's a touchy stuff. I'll be at the blue room this week. Dickens still with me. Yeah. That road is getting tough to move. The bubble has burst. Yeah. The pants just picked up and ran out. I know. I saw that announcement. I said, what the fuck? I know we can fucking do that. I need a fucking pandemic in a stimme check. I can't wait your jab with me. Are you guys, would you say the boom is over? Because I've been saying it's over. Take it. Yeah, here's, you know, I think so. I think people were like fucking all locked in. This is my bullshit take on it. I think everybody was all locked in and then so happy to get out. Yeah. And comedy digital comedy boon podcast. Fuck all that shit. Was that its highest or like, you know, it really grew. And then everybody's like, oh, I want to go see fucking Norman Samarrel, AYG, Chrissy

1:10:02D. Sodor, Sodor, Timmy, Timmy. I'll have pershane. I've heard. Everybody's moving tickets really quick. And then it's like, okay, why won't I can't I can't afford every year to go to 17 comedy shows. I think it's just like, you know, it's like I also saw a YG five years in a row. I might take a year off and I'm going to go to Norman next week or whatever. I just was driving back from Philly and I saw a huge billboard of the two of you coming to play the parks casino. Hey, tickets available. Sick. And I saw that and I was like, oh my god. No, it was last week last Thursday. As I saw yesterday. That's sick. Yeah, weird. I was blown away. I've only ever seen whenever I've seen a comedian being advertised on a billboard off the highway. It's like, you know, fucking, yeah, fluffy or that caliber lost Vegas residency level comedians. I know that's the dream. I was just in Vegas too. And like, Bargazze, he's got one now like these guys.

1:11:03They're they're going there. I think we should be doing that here and make it like make it like Broadway. Well, that's a one man show. Or Biglia did that in Joey Diaz do that recently. You don't need to call it a one man show just you come to New York. You either go see fucking laym is or you could go see layman. You know, I don't know that so direct that you know, but bigly it does have a dude think about that though. Like that's that's no. Everyone knows him as a comedian, right? Uh-huh. And a Broadway theater is what 2000 seats at least 1800 seats. What the fuck is going on? And it's like he's doing he's doing the show six nights a week. So many fucking tickets for what is still stand up comedy. Yeah, that's crazy to try to move that on a on a what a three month run. All right. We'll just do spots in the city of the me. I thought it was a good idea. Well, I just don't know. I don't know how you brand the cruise ship. Yeah, I don't cruise ship. And they'll be the people there. You can do your residence. You can do those shows. I don't know how you maybe I will Kevin. I don't know. Yeah. Yeah.

1:12:03Francis will take me. Have you guys done the cruise ship stuff? It's birds cruise. We did birds cruise and then we were during the height of the fucking. We were like, they were like, would you want to do an AYG cruise? And we were like, like, this is perfect. Yeah. But they did like, yeah, it's like it. So they were like, we're going to have a meeting with we're like, oh, let's just do it. We'll figure it out. Everything's going great. You know, and we haven't missed anything yet. Like, let's just keep shooting. And then we have to have a meeting with them. I think that's enough. I wouldn't even want to try with him to try to do it. He's not, he doesn't usually sit in the business and the stuff, right? He's a showman. Yeah, yeah. And he sat in on this one and kind of got in a kind of a dip with the lady. Because they're like, broad and salted. Dude, they have to invent. No, they didn't. No, she didn't at all. She didn't. She didn't. She didn't want to buy those. If you felt insulted, she insulted. Thank you. It's after they just go, hey, man, I think like, you know, you just, you just let me

1:13:04take the lead on the, you know. Do you agree with that? Yeah, what are you going to do? Do you think your liability is? Do you think your liability in business meetings? Huh? And that, no, no. I mean, he, we've, we've assessed this. And we talk about this a lot on the show. I'm not just like, I'm not like fucking blindside him. He's not great with getting information. My ability is in green barbecue. Right? For all bonecoats. Yeah. You know what I mean? No, I don't know any of that. So yeah, can be, can be run to ship. He runs a show. That's nice. At least you guys are good with that division. Yeah, 100%. Yeah. Yeah. I wouldn't. Would you have had the book other comics on the, how would that have worked? Yeah. So it was like, we were going to book a bunch of friends. I was sorry, a bunch of friends and stuff. And, uh, you know, do a bunch of fun stuff. We're going to have like, I don't know, just all trash. You kind of shit. That, that machine where you get in and blows the money and you got to, but just check right now. And blew it. Yeah. And then she was just like, well, like above stand up and podcasting. Like we get, there's got to be like a bigger attraction. Like people are spending some of these things, like, $4,000 to go on.

1:14:04Yeah. And it's like, they're not just going to come see everybody do 20 minute sets. Like you have to have like a bigger, what's your thing? Yeah. And what, what, like what are they looking for? Like a fucking circus, a lay-act or like, just dance contest. Yeah. I mean, like there's, they had, they have a lot of stuff built in, but, you know, I did a great, birthday, great. I think it was our size. Like I think they were like, in order for you guys to like, really move tickets, you're going to have to have a little something bigger than, like, Bert was already doing fucking United Center and shit. So it was like, they're like, they're going to come to him. You guys are going to have to throw a little fucking razzle dazzle at him. Yeah. And he didn't like that. Cause we just don't care about that to mean that that they were, like, he was like, oh, fuck, we're just, apparently you were not like, he, it was like, really turned on him. He was like, I thought we were the fucking guys in control here. And they were like, yeah, do you sell them? It just, I see. I'm surprised that bar stool hasn't tried to add on me too. Yeah. I'm a complete idiot narcissist fucking more.

1:15:04That's what can be does that stuff? If you, if you call yourself a narcissist, I don't think you can be one. No, you can either. I think that if you don't, I'm pretty sure. Go check the book. Check the book. It's a couple of weeks. Page. We had news, which I'm learning. I was listening to your guys' page around the day. Yeah. Yeah. I survived. Oh, shout out for the $10 for the big, for the big, for the big to do the big episode. Wait a minute. What was that? No, we can obviously get it. No, we don't have to get into it. It's public. I'm a fan. Francis, let me do it. Yeah, sure. I think we're talking about the same thing, right? Oh, what the fuck else would we be talking about? Oh, I'll say we don't even have to talk about all of it. No, no, it's totally funny. I'll say, during the most saying, you saying you had to hand your card in like it was your gun and badge, which is like the hardest. Well, we talked about it on Manchain a little bit. We all have me, him and everybody on the team has a plan. And the next part. Yeah. Now, I never had a platinum man. Man, let's do it.

1:16:05And I'm not, let's see the yarn. He's about to fall. I'm not, I'm not a business man. All right. I don't really know as a comedian where business expenses and life expenses stop. Yeah, meal, for example, and that'd be like also nuts too. So if I didn't have a conversation with them in July about that, it was like, hey, let's just, you know, so I use in the car. I excessively overused the business card in the month of August, which Kevin didn't know about. It hurt his feelings, which I completely understand. I didn't know about it. I lost my credit card. I left my credit card in a car like in an Uber. I left my whole wallet. So I went on to the fucking Amex to like make sure nobody was charging my card. And it was a very, yeah, very, very, very heft. It was like a great even on tour. More on tour. It's like we travel six guys. Yeah, of course. Six hotel rooms, six flight.

1:17:05It's like, it gets very high. There's 20 grand. That you alone had as your balance. Yeah. And what percentage of that would you say was legitimate versus illegitimate? Who the fuck is this guy? What the fuck? I'm not going to assume that you spent $20,000 entirely out of line. That would be a bad assumption. There's nothing in your neighborhood. There's nothing business wise. If we literally he has one to like honestly, Uber's in a Uber account, which is like, okay, yeah, I mean, that's a lot of. Yeah, yeah. That's gross. Yeah, that's gross. Thank you. Completely my fault. Kevin was very gracious about it. I know that it hurt his trust and all that kind of stuff. And you know, I just I turned to my card. No, I didn't. Yes, I didn't even ask for it. I just said, we need to have me after and now I feel like an hour and a half of screaming in my house. I was like, you like to accept the text. If you need to, you got to turn it. I was like, Hey, I got, I forget exactly what it was.

1:18:06It was more like, Hey, we need to talk about the MX. When I get those from him, I know how much trouble I'm in because it's so subtle and low. I just said, we need to talk about the MX $20,000 in the last 28 days is crazy. And you were like, no one man should have all those powers. I knew I was in trouble because he said, I just wanted to get my, I just wanted to get my feelings out about it. We can move forward. And that's what I knew. I had moved forward. I knew I was dead. Which, check out the picture. And he did try for an hour to flound around. A little bit. How did you guys say like, let's make this content as opposed to just like trying to bury it? We don't, we don't know how to do that, man. That was my side. Yeah. I thought he really wanted, he really wanted this to be a hint. Like, I thought that was a good idea. Let's keep this in hand now. At a certain point, you got to protect the structure. But it makes us so funny. That's what it's about.

1:19:06Corporate structure is all about. And also you guys called the show, are you garbage? Like he's fucking feeding into the fucking it. Those are the show the fans weren't so pleased about it. Which I understand. No, yes. What the fuck did they care? They were mad at you. No, they were mad at him. Yeah, they were fucking mad at me. What are you saying? I can see that both ways. I really sweat her back on you're getting dumber. I'm not scared fucking mad at me. I could see them. I could see that both ways. No, sure. I, you know, yeah. No, it was all me. It was all me. Yeah, it was just me being reckless. We don't know how to not really listen. It's been it's been a show on us. Yeah, he's he's going through a transformative phase. It's been a very bummer. Not that, but other stuff. Oh, you know, sure. I know. I mean, stuff that Legion spent $1,000. We spoke. We had a very, very conversation that will leave it at that. Yeah, I was going through the forest drug addiction. Yeah, like that. So it was such a cool. I'm sorry. I'm cool.

1:20:07I'm looking for money. I'm pretty sure, dude. I'm in Heman-Heman Scarf. He spoke for a while. It was. Yeah, that was last summer. I was really going through it. Yeah. Yeah, you were very, you gave me a lot of good advice. I didn't take any of it. What did he say to you? What was that advice? He said, get attractive. Get some veneers, start chopping a cool school. Black that was a mistake and offer. It's not a work. He did it all. Yeah, he was fantastic. Frances is a good friend. Yeah, that's so nice. I was glad we did speak. Yeah. I just think it's like so, it's so, it's like weird word to use, but like generous to be like, yeah, here's this fucking crazy shit that happened. This is what, and this is back to like, it kind of came up. It came up on, it came up on Matt and Shane when we were, because it had just happened, and we were away. And it was like, well, we have to fucking were promo in the special. So I'm like, we have to, American garbage on YouTube right now. Yeah, check it out. I'm like, we have to just kind of, we, we got to keep this in house at the moment. And then he kind of let it spill a little bit because it was like, it's hard to keep

1:21:10it under wraps. It's hard to keep it under wraps, especially when we're like too explosive idiots. We're not like, and he would have been so mad at me that people would have been like, why is Kevin being such a dick to him? So that kind of that kind of went, that's not fair to him. I, yeah. So like in the dealing with a lot of his, we call them the bug man trials and tribulations over the past. Got a drug and alcohol for two years. I had, I had, I had, I got, I got, um, you know what I mean? We do. We're ready to work. I'm moving off. It's coming in. You're fucking black. You are very good actor. Very unbelieved. He's doing it right now. He's doing it right now. It is. I'm actually Asian. So it came out on Matt and Shane. So we had to then, it's not fair. We built our picture on top 10, I know, baby, I would argue top five on, they get everything on the episode, the hard feelings to show we don't pay to run. They get the real fucking feel. So to like kind of mention it there and then to not mention it on Patreon would have been

1:22:11very disingenuous to what got us to like, we call them the homies, what the homies deserve. Yeah. Yeah. Um, so we were like, I think it was also cathartic for us because I'm like, I want to go for me. I want which is cathartic for me. It was, it was damning because I'm like, I can't go on. I just have people thinking I'm Matt. Yeah. It's gruntled when like there's this huge thing behind that has affected the team, you know, so we kind of, but she's really, and I'm not saying this because he's here or, you know, he is like the best friend ever. Like he's been so generous and can't let you take an applications if you're out there. Channers and kind to me through all of this fucking shit that I've gone through where anybody else would have, I mean, that way, you know, that's like, you know, when you look, look at her from when you, when you look at that in a vacuum that's, you know, to be sure bad thing. We've got the voices in the charming personality. It's a bad thing. On the statement, it reads pretty tough. But very, very great. Best friend you can ever have. And I mean that.

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1:25:17back because I was going to work and then going on a trip for four play from right. So, I couldn't carry my bag on the subway. Yeah, that's a lot of. Yeah. In which case, it's like, okay, I had to take a new bird to work because I'm going on a work trip after this and that'd be the only time. Who's watching that? You guys are going to counting department on it. Yeah, we do. It's not like Frank the tank in there. No, it's not. It's a fraction of number. No, Frank's not on that. Shout out to Frank. So, I'm back. He looks amazing. Oh, yeah, he looks good. Yeah. You guys gave him a very warm hello. Of course. And he didn't really have to do with that. Yeah. Wasn't sure. That's like, he's got them superstar. You don't know us. You had him on your show. No. I would have him in a heartbeat. Yeah. You guys know him now. Yeah. And just don't from here. I see. Big fan. He's famous for giving half. If you're like, hi, how's it going, Frank? I'll be like, hey, yeah, I respect it. Like, yeah, or maybe like a quarter. Yeah, I would say I give you 100% back to no matter who it is, though, there's nobody that's not a big. Also, I drank one of his sodas one time. This was like a couple years ago when we were doing that Friday night pint. Yeah, with, yeah. And I, you know,

1:26:20I think I was, I was taking, I think I was taking a shot at sobriety then. Oh, half shot. More of a kick. But he had like a fucking, you know, pineapple, fruizle, frazzle soda that was left in there. And KFC, let me, let me have it. And then I was like halfway through it. I turned around. Fucking Frank was standing there. Like fucking razzle. Oh, shit. I was talking about the soda. I filmed the soda reviews at the time. And after that incident, he started to put his sodas in a cage like a crab trap. And he would literally lock these sodas in a cage that would fit inside the fridge. So they would stay cold, but he could pull out the fucking. It's a guy that's your apple soda. It's like a soda fruizle. We ever soda. Yeah. You know, I liked it on an airplane. I'll get a ginger ale or something. Really? I love a ginger ale. I just like bloody Mary's on an airplane. Oh, yeah. You're fucked up. Oh, I would just get the mix mixes. All right. To make a juices coming

1:27:23back a little bit. V8. Love a V8. Love a V8. Could crush a can of V8 in a second. Delicious. That's crazy. You're cleaning sober now. Yeah. How long? It's been six months since my last relapse in my relapse in Austin on tour. Not the best shows. Good for you. For being sober, though, for that long. Six months is something to be proud of. Yeah. It's so sober, yes. But my behavior got a lot worse over the summer and up until recently where we had a, you know, I wasn't intervened again, but I was like, you need to shift because, you know, the what I was doing was just numbing what was really going on inside of me. So my behavior got bad. I'm not having anything to numb that. Does that make sense? Yeah. Yeah. That's what the credit card thing happened was, was, you know, pretty recently. Right. So are you a therapy guy? I'm a therapy. I do two therapies a week plus a group therapy. I got to start seeing a psychiatrist. I have to start going to a,

1:28:25a, uh, the monitoring place, a sober, something where I get tested every week. Just for, um, accountability. Um, yeah, that's good. And yeah, I go to meetings and shit like that. I'm starting to work the, uh, the steps. Nice. Which I love. It's crazy. You would love that book. What, what the big book, the day book, the Bible, you would find it's fat. I swear to God, you wouldn't find it fascinating. Yeah. Yeah. I bet. Cause I didn't put much stock in it until I actually read the starter reading. And I was like, damn, this is really well written. And it's like a fucking Jedi God. Crazy. When did you, uh, start losing weight so precipitously? Was that in tandem with like that pivot? Over the summer. That shift. Yeah. I mean, yeah, probably. Yeah. Or with the summer. I started taking that panel. It's weird when you're with them all the time. And then it's like, you forget, like it comes off casually. Yeah. And then like, you got, you haven't seen them so long. And you're like, Oh, yeah, I guess you did fucking lose honor. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, sometimes after, uh, really dramatic, sometimes, yeah, sometimes after the relapse.

1:29:28I, I, oh, yeah, I went on it and back on it in June. How far are you going to go with the weight loss? You're going to be like fucking Ryan C. Crest? No, I just want to be healthy and live long and all that stuff. I mean, I'm still disgusting. Like, my clothes are off. It's a poof, man. Bad. So I know we're not sound like that, like that kind of thing. It's just I want to be healthy and be around hang out with this guy. And see what's on really. I'd love to see you get down to like 120 120. I like that. Ariana Grande. 120. I think it back to my, uh, high school weight of 189. That'd be cool. Nice. Jesus. I just wanted right now. I'm just focused on getting under 300, which I'm at 320 right now. Nice. One day at a time. Yeah. Yeah. That's sick. Frank's walking just dick. He's, he'll do like 30,000 steps in a day. He gets an insane amount of stuff. He's definitely, he's got to be hitting himself. Yeah. He got to be off the, off the juice. But 30,000 steps is you're walking all day. That's, you can't do anything but walk. If you're taking it. No,

1:30:31it's literally a full day of 30,000 steps. Like I've gone on like 14 mile hikes where it's literally the entire day and that you end with 30,000 steps. That's nuts. Like then you must be walking the wall into the world. Or something. No, he's coming from jerseys coming from like nutley and walking through the Holland tunnel. Back up. People at him. Got to met stuff. But there's people like, there's Instagram people that will do 150,000 steps in a day. That's crazy. There's a guy who's trying to do New York and he failed like trying to hit like 100 and something a day. Yeah, I've seen more like 24 hours. 24 hours. You said, you said wake up and just start walking immediately and just never like you don't sit down for more than like 30 seconds. 150,000 steps in a day. I've seen multiple people do 100,000 and then I just saw one guy do 150. What is it? There's got to be some sort of like cheat taking shorter steps. I don't think so. That's why. I mean, I have 2000 steps right now today.

1:31:3520 to 23 hours would be 150,000. And they know like halfway through like, oh, I can't get there. Like the ones I've seen there, like, I'm not going to make it. Really? Because they're like, I'd have to, I'd have to increase my pay. Like I'd have to make up 50,000 steps. Like I'm already behind in the count. So are they going home like that? Yeah, the one kid like walked up from manhand to the Bronx down to the Queens of the before. Got the broken. He's like, that's around that. Fuck, I got nothing. I just phone didn't even start. I don't know how many I got. So second phone I've broken like the month. I have, I want to just go back and quickly add something to a conversation we had earlier, which is that the cool guy move at restaurant with your buddy and he'll do this is it, uh, you say I have to go to the bathroom. 100% and you get up and you give your card to the waiter. Yeah. So that you avoid the whole conversation. And then when when you're like, all right, let's, uh, let's hit it. Be like, what about the bill? And you're like, I took care of it and you're putting your code on and nobody can do anything. We're not hillbilly. He's pushing the back. Yeah, that's cool. Yeah, that's cool. That's a good one. That's, that's how they did it back in the day. To go back to another conversation we were having even before that. Remember when you were talking.

1:32:36Wrap up show. Yeah, yeah. Remember when we were talking about, we were talking about credit card. We were talking about, uh, uh, we got the Mx.com and logging in my account. Here we go over it line by line. Like, when we were talking about, uh, trees falling through your, your French boarding school. Yeah. Or the camp. Yeah. French boarding school. Do, uh, do, do you guys feel like, uh, trees ever fall during the daytime? Or do you think that they only fall at night? No, I'm seeing the hypothesis I'm working with that they were. I've seen a fall during. Wow. I see a big branch fall yesterday in the daytime. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's scared to shit out. So we're debunking my hypothesis. I like that. Not a full tree though. I like the way you're thinking that trees only fall at night. I would definitely like to have you more fall at night. Right. But I think I've, I mean, I've seen it with my own eyes. I've seen them fall during the day. Really? Yeah. Are you sure it wasn't the evening or twilight? I was at my neighbor's house. I was very young and, and his older sister walked outside in a tree fell and it landed like right at her feet. It almost, it almost got her. I would say for sure, though, more fall at night than during the day. Definitely. It's always you wake up in the morning.

1:33:41That goddamn tree hit them a honeysap. Yes. You know, you wake up in the tree hit them a honeysap. It's less less than daylight. Yeah. It's not to be just the weather. You're fucking crazy. What? Wait, you're saying the trees fall more at day? No, I'm saying, I'm saying why is that? It's even statistically harder because there's last night. There's less night. It's darker. It's got to be the weather's going to be worse. I just assume that that doesn't make any sense. That doesn't either. I think it's true. The weather is worse tonight. He uses this brain to get to something. I mean, that that argument that there's less nighttime. I don't agree with that. Okay. Because we'll cut that though. I mean, it's like dark in from four p.m. to like sure. That's that's more of an outlier. I think there's a lot of parts. Well, maybe whatever. Tyler, forget about New York City, New York, New York. The trees are falling in New York. I saw one yesterday more at night or during the day. Based on a strict biological schedule. Rather, they fall whenever weather conditions, this fucking dumbass. They don't get it.

1:34:44They don't get it. They don't understand. They don't understand. They don't understand. They don't understand. They don't understand. They don't understand this high level thinking. They definitely fall more. And they say, AI is going to take over. Can't even take us when the trees are falling. I ever woken up to a driveway covered in logs. Broken timber splinters. That is what it's like though. It's like there's a storm and you wake up and it's just like it's like someone just shook the whole world. Maybe it's just because we're not outside when they're falling during the daytime because the storms are so bad. You'd be seeing them all the time. But we would be seeing them all the time. Yeah. I feel like you guys agree with me and I appreciate that. I do agree. It did say the logs they get wetter after a while. So it's raining all day and then they're heavier. So there you go. I make sense. And they're not drying off because it's so cold out because the sun's down. See how we're getting something. We're getting somewhere. This is really how we're really getting somewhere. You ever see the Instagram videos when they show it looks like the trees are walking through the forest. Oh yeah. Great. That you guys are walking to the same mountain. Oh yeah. You follow Dave too.

1:35:47Yeah. The trees are walking. Yeah. They show it the above you. The anti-asia shit. They're talking about ants. Yes. Trees that trees are moving. Is this what we're talking about? The trees have legs. No, these are actual trees that do move. I can't remember how. It's on with the root system. But I'm talking about videos where it looks like the trees are like walking. I love that when the trees plug into the ground. I feel like that's always happening in the carolinas and shit like that Georgia and shit. They plug into the ground. Where the tree like the like the root systems like go into the ground like external. Yeah. I don't need to see it all. Yeah. Yeah. That's should is beautiful to me. I don't think I've ever seen that. They say that wood might be one of the rarest things in the universe. Wood? Wood. Huh. There's nowhere that we can see in the visible universe. The towers is really the bunk and that technology. That would show wood. There's only certain amount of planets in the half of the zone. There's only certain amount of planets that have carbon-based. Oh, I see. I know you meant like he or her. No, no, no. I was like, I feel like that's pretty common.

1:36:51The tables. Definitely. He's gold than there are trees. But there's like golden outer space, tons of it. It may well be. But there might not be what might not be wood. That's that makes sense. Guns and their golden diamonds are a diamond dozen out there. Yeah. Right. It's fun to get out. We got to get to waste. You know what I heard that I thought was super cool this week, which I learned for the first time and I have no idea how true. It was about something bad. I did. Please don't say. No, no, no. I heard that Elon Musk, his whole plan is to put the sort of data centers or like the servers in space because what makes those so expensive and difficult is that they need to be cooled constantly. And that's why they require so much water. That's why they're so environmentally unfriendly or whatever they eat up all the water for the cooling. But in space, it's like zero Kelvin. So they don't need to be cooled. And if you just put some all

1:37:51and orbit or whatever, then there you go. There's your storage and your servers. I think it. Do you put your saying that idea intrigues you? Well, I thought like, man, it's pretty cool to me. I mean, you can put them up there modially with the reasonable rockets. Oh, yeah. Correct. If probably we tough to move a data, where do you plug them in? Where's the plug? Is it just a big loan? But you could do some solar powered stuff. For sure. Up there solar panels and stuff. What the risk of those going down up there seems like it might be at a certain point as we get more dependent on it might be an issue. Yeah, trade that would be bad. I don't know. A lot of them are in Iceland, though. I think that like in colder places, I think that they like to throw a lot of shit up there. That's why the internet's so good in Iceland. It is great. Yeah, you get service everywhere. It's pretty in a glacier and you'll be able to get a notification on your phone. It's pretty insane. But it's helpful because like if there's any type of like natural disaster out there, you're going to be able to get the notification relatively easily sick because that cold ass

1:38:56gets sick. What are you doing? Yeah, I got fucking tons of G's. I mean, Starlink is really awesome. Is that cool? Yeah, get it on the plane. I just added it to United. Yeah, I like seeing the two United flights that pretty damn good to just better to see. Yeah, it's just nice to see. Is that who has it? Like, you know, when's that one? When's that take over everything? When when we start? We can all probably see that my folks just put it in their house. They're at the pay for it. Yeah, but I don't think it was free. What the fuck? Yeah, it's expensive. It's expensive. I don't think it was more than their other internet. Oh, no, I thought it was free. Yeah, it's free. It's an African. Yeah, yeah, yeah, they gave it to them. They're not building the fucking African kids. I mean, now boxes. Oh, yeah, you can get it. Like anyone can get it now. Like, you can just tap into it. I think you have to get like that little satellite. Get the receiver. Yeah, that shit, but it's small. Do it that again. No, no, no, it's not like the massive ones. Just like an antenna. It's like, I never said one guy in the neighborhood. Yeah, goes like, what the fuck? Yeah, it's fucking. It looks like a nuclear weapon. Crazy.

1:39:58Can you get an image of like the secret? Can you put it on like a car and then have it? Yeah, people like bring it like camping. Can move it anywhere you want people put it on boats. That's not bad. That's not bad. Now, it's pretty small. Look at that. That's the way it looks. That's the creepiest shit. Yeah. Oh, fuck that. I don't like that. You can see it going in the system illustration. Yeah. Actually, shine the Olympic rings down on earth. Oh, no, I'm out. Like that. I got the picture to get to the day, dude. That's what we need. But yeah, I mean, that would be cool if they did that with the data centers or if they just, why don't they just use air cooling? I've always wondered that as well. What does that mean? Well, you can still all want like soup. Fritz, no, you got selected to colonize Mars. Would you go? I have no desire or experience with space. You have no experience with space. That's news to me. Well, why would I New York City stand up comedian? Hey, thanks for your guess. And then that. I didn't even study like a little light on improv, though. I'm not going to lie.

1:41:00I mean, you'd be a perfect. You'd be a good specimen for it. Oh, I like this. They were trying to get a comedian. You know, they always send up like an estranged, or an estranged land. They sent up a doctor. Yeah. And you know, they started a new. Yeah. He's a new, mathematical, run your old club up there. Yeah. Yeah. There you go. Yeah. That's actually going to get the Mars sick of the woke, Reynolds shit on earth. You know, you can say what you want on Mars. Talk about zero walk ins. Yeah. Yeah. More foot traffic. Jerry. Um, I think that that's, uh, I think we're good. Love it. Yeah. That was great. What do we, uh, how can we find your most important things going on right now? We got your special. We were a special American garbage, which is on our YouTube page. It is, uh, we filmed it in Tampa. It's not a stand up special. It's us playing. Are you garbage at the crowd? The things that people share are incredible. And it's all celebrated. And we have a great time. It's very fun. American garbage on a YouTube page. And we're also on tour right now. It starts next week in Apatum, Wisconsin. Then we're going to San Jose, San Diego, Tacoma, Atlanta,

1:42:03like Mars, Mars, uh, Francis is coming to club all dates and stuff. Tickets are available. Philly, we're back in Philly. Oh, this December, uh, all tickets available at RU garbage.com. Yeah. Thanks for having us, boys. Yeah. Thank you. Yeah. Thank you. You should cool. That was awesome. Oh, it was great.