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And they want to make that moving day that much easier manage. Almost even enjoyable. That sento moving dot com. Up first, we got a pair of tickets to see treaty oak revival at the mid-floor to credit union amphitheater on October the third. That's in a couple days. You like that band, Amber? I do. I know that band. Okay. Yeah, listen to that sad, fun country. Okay. I've got a pair of tickets to petrified forest scare trails. This weekend is open and weekend for them. It's petrified forest unveils chaos rains with five new horror or tracks. And it's for its 19th season. Yeah. A petrified forest invites guests into a new chapter of horror where society crumbles. Reality distorts and survival is anything but good. Petrified forest is one of the reasons Orlando made the list of some of the great. The greatest place to go for Halloween with like us and like three other or three or four other cities. And they mentioned all the big parts they mentioned a park like, you know, or a scare trail like petrified forest.
And that's one of the biggest ones around. Yeah. Featuring three original scare trails and escape ride and an immersive horror experience. A petrified forest continues its tradition of creating original Halloween attractions for central Florida thrill seekers. Like I said, it's opening this weekend and it goes through October the 31st. You want to get your tickets. If you don't win them with us, please visit a petrified forest dot com. And then we'll wrap it up with this rust. No, those are the prices. That's it. We're done. Right here. Let's go. All right. Who we got online wants to play with? Oh, home's giving you a number one to four. Number one. Number one. That's a Teresa in water for likes. Hi Teresa. How are you doing? Good morning. Good morning. Good morning, Teresa. I got a trivia question for you. If you get it right, you are the winner. You get the plug and promote whatever you want. You get a prize in the prize. Pinyata. And it's all good. If you don't get it right, don't worry because you got three folks here that can help you.
You've got Amber Nova. You've got Angel and you've got Ryan. Okay. Are you ready? Oh, yes. Thank you. You're welcome. It's October 1st. You officially have 30 days to pick out your Halloween costume. According to web searches, what will be the most popular costume of this? You know, season inspired by pop culture. You know, every year, like somebody from pop culture people will dress up like them. Who do you think is what is number one this year according to web search? Can I get some help? Well, first you got to take a guess. Take a guess. Okay. How about Taylor Swift? Taylor Swift is on the list. She is in fourth place. So you're on the board, but it doesn't count. Who do you want to help you? You've got Amber Nova. You've got Angel and you've got Ryan Holmes. I'm gonna pick Amber. Amber. Okay. Hell yeah. She knows this. All right. Amber Nova.
It's October 1st. You got 30 days to pick out your Halloween costume. According to web searches, what will be the most popular costume inspired by pop culture? She said Taylor Swift. That's in fourth place. Um, I'm trying to think of like big movies that came out like, you know, over the years it was Wolverine and Deadpool or like some big movie that happened this year. Uh, I'm gonna go with, um, girl, what do you think about Spider-Man? That's good. Spider-Man is in 17th place this year. So sorry about that. That's okay. No, we got next angel. Uh, we're gonna go with, uh, we're gonna go Caleb in Orlando. Caleb. Caleb can hear me. Yeah. All right, Caleb. It's October 1st. You got about 30 days to figure out your Halloween costume. According to web searches, what is the most popular costume that is, uh, inspired by today's pop culture? You're gonna be mad about the same.
Yeah. Spider-Man was my first guest. Uh, I'll just say Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson is in 18th place. So you're on the board, but it's not the answer. Who do you want to help? You've got angel and you've got Ryan. Are you a math that Ryan Ryan homes? Okay. October 1st. You got about 30 days to pick out your costume. Uh, according to web searches, what's the number one costume? Uh, inspired by today's pop culture? How about a little hinty poo for your boy? How about? Hints! It's round two. It's not obvious. I think angel knows it. I think angel knows it. It's not fair for me to give you a hint when angel knows it. Angel knows it. He said I would be upset about it. So I had to be in close. And if you get it wrong, you're gonna be mad too. Okay. It's staring at you. It is staring at you in the face. Hot girls. Hot damn. She's falling herself a hot girl. She's literally staring at you.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Am I wrong? Yeah, you're right. Yeah. If she, yeah, it is staring at you. Okay. So what do I know about Amber other than hot girls? She's crazy. Uh-huh. Oh, we blame you, boy. Man, you're tick-talking on it right there. Tick-tock crazy hot girls. Oh my gosh. You're taking over the world. Oh my gosh. Is it obsession? Is it a girl from the first one? Yeah. That's good, Adam. Yes, they're not good. The number one costume this year. Make the face. Her name is- I thought they were having seen the movie. I just saw a trailer. Her name is Freaky Nikki is her name, but it's the girl from obsession. And I mean, I can imagine Amber would be like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You would be like the girl from obsession. You gotta watch that movie, Adam. Like if you were obsessed with a guy, I could see you being like Freaky Nikki. Amber, make this face that you see on this screen. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Make that like super frowny face.
This is a great movie, guys. If you haven't seen obsession, you're gonna chance to see it. I would definitely not be like that. Oh, yeah, you would. You gotta watch the movie. His blue is so good, then. That's how I got it. Yeah. Wouldn't she like possessed and stop? Yeah, well, no, here's what it is. So she gets it's asked really. No, she's possessed. She made a wish. He makes a wish. He makes a wish. He's like, I wish that she loved nobody but me or something like that. Right. I was more than anybody in the world. You would love me more than anybody in the world. And she is obsessed with him. I've seen it trailer. And all of us guys, at least us three, have had a girl like that before. And it's it's I think most guys have made that wish once in their life. And they're like, think about it. It would be the most awesome experience ever. And it's not. No, they need to be obsessed with me. Right. Yes. That's how that works. That's how that works. Yeah. So that one I was like, eat it. It's kind of hot. I just did it quick. I can't help it that I'm weirdly attracted to this like whole concept. Yeah. Yeah. That's the number one costume is the obsession costume.
Her name is freaky Nikki. Number two, it says the bushes and bad bunny Super Bowl halftime show. Yeah. That's actually a thing too. That's pretty funny. Why the bushes? I don't remember. You don't remember them. They were like swaying and dancing and they were when they were getting ready to go on the stage. And they were left shark from Katy Perry. Yeah. Yeah. And then this is like a real costume you can buy. Yeah. Let me see. This is on our YouTube. Yeah. Okay. Well, there you go. Well, that's the number two costume. That's funny because you could scare people if you know how to properly hide. That's a good one. Number three, Athena Ann Odysseus from the Odyssey from the Odyssey. I saw that movie. Taylor Swift. We already mentioned that. A lot of people are texting in this one. Russ did it and maybe it was just too soon or. Because you're doing characters and stuff but was Dolly Parking on that list? Yes. Dolly Parking is down at number eight. Gotcha. Got a lot of people. I see Clancy on the list. Number five is the operatives from the back rooms.
People. People. People. People. People. People. People. People. People. People. People. People. People. People. People. People. People. People. People. People. People. People. Meaning food. People. People. People. So the game hockey show. You wouldn't know that. Del妖. I never watched it just say now, never watch it. New Mr. Guys world. No, I can't even say their name. One guy's name. I don't know his name. Somebody in Shane. Anyway, Olivia Rodrigo number nine and then Harry Styles number 10. I guess what do you do when you're interested up as those guys? Rodrigo has that baby doll costume Harry Styles is wearing like high heels now like he's all weirded out
And then it wants you to rival with him K-pop demon hunters huntrix. Oh, that's a good one. Yeah, yeah, that's still going Patricia from the from widow's Bay. I can't remember which one how how was that a costume? I can't remember anything from widow's Bay. There'd be a good Halloween costume. I should have from widow's Bay Let me see images looking. Oh the girl that's like weird hot So you're just wearing a prom dress. Yeah, okay. All right. Yeah, Charlie X X You got to really know that show to be able to pull that one off Well, she's wearing the deer helmet thing because there's at one point she's like, oh, okay, if you do that one Yeah, Charlie X the X pit bull is number 14. What is your dog or the artist Sabrina Carpenter is number 15 Rylan Grace from project Hail Mary. Oh, yeah, that would be awesome. That's the guy right? Well, because you got if you pull it off You get that really cool sweater that he made famous. Oh, that's right. Yeah, I carry around a rock with you
Yeah, I carry around yeah, so those are all the costumes that are our pop culture But the number one is the from the obsession movie if you haven't seen it you should watch it Amber. It's good Okay, but I watch it my girlfriend and we'll make homemade popcorn because she loves scary stuff Oh, there's people that I like watching scary stuff. There's people that watch guys to stream that yeah Yeah, you watch it together. You popcorn. Yeah, maybe a pillow fight. Yeah I don't like watching scary stuff. I think Amber would just be like I don't see anything wrong with it She's normal. She's just just just just being normal Got that scene where she freaks out in the restaurant like I had that happened to me one time that that exact That exact scene you caught you caught somebody on something and you're asking about it And then they they just start yelling for no reason because it's taking the attention of what we should be talking about You guys don't know me that well Not that's not me. No, no, no, you don't know yourself She made the face she did make the face you just made the face and you were trying to
You made that crazy face you wouldn't even try to Oh, I got bring it like oh, that's not the crazy face. Okay, show us your crazy face. Yeah, what's your crazy face? Why do you look like a pirate I'm gonna find the and freeze it on the frame of you making the face because you definitely just made the the actual obsession face Yeah, freaky Nikki I Just a no-go name Nikki did you yeah Matter in limousine yeah Okay Caleb is a winner. We're gonna put on something you're gonna put the Magazine yeah, we're gonna talk to Caleb. He's gonna have the floor when we come back Don't go anywhere you're listening to the match with morning. I like to see her grind Are you tired of the confusing bait and switch pricing on GLP ones then visit happy GLP dot com where it's always $99 a month at happy GLP whether you're brand new or renewing It's $99 every time no teaser price no switch up getting started is fast
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And I've ordered some more stuff for the blue bus to make sure we can uh make sure everybody has a badass time on the fall monster brew bus It's happening on October the 24th. I got some special surprises Of course the red bus will be popping off with angel doing the DJ business with Ryan I've got an anna we get an amber will be with uh with uh Ryan and angel I've got I've got uh with me. I've got uh let's see here Miss monster brulest is gonna be on my uh on my bus and uh we've got uh uh let's see who else uh i think jack bratchell will be with us Anyway, it's gonna be a great time. It's the fall monster brew bus first stop is we're going to uh We'll see Savannah Savino will be performing live at runabout brewing Second stop is port 27 which is basically like a brewery resort with all kinds of fun stuff to do and Tyler king and the change will be performing there. Yes, Ryan Uh, okay, so rest you're doing all this stuff you're basically bribing people amber if you're on our bus you're part of the show
What are what special thing are you gonna do to hype up our bus because we got it we got a win That's what I was gonna ask you if we have to decorate our bus if We got to decorate our bus better than russes bus now everybody better. We're a costume. We're getting booted to the the boring bus Okay, no, I know I need to get in. I'm not on that bus Or I can't bus hop you can't bus hop you and we need you to but like you have to come with something like angels coming with the music I've always put on a little show while it's happening. I said bye haven't do what are you gonna break? Yeah, what are you doing? I always dress up. I always like hang out with all the all the fans. Mm-hmm. I entertain Um, I've got on the mic and helped out. Mm-hmm. I'm super helpful. Oh, yeah, that's what you should do You should have the microphone and you should talk the whole time to the bus. No, that's a great idea Exactly what you should do on the red bus. I did content for our social media
I filmed a ton of content. Yeah, I made a bus video for social media anyway. Get your tickets Are you wearing what are you wearing though for a costume real quick? I'm sorry No, no, but is it gonna be like a lame or is it gonna be like a hot costume? What's lame if I'm not showing like I don't you dress like Yoshi in a big old inflatable suit Spoiled it. All right, get your tickets by going to real radio.fm slash brew We've sold out one and a half buses. There's still some room to get on there So grab those seats while you can is brought to you by just call mo MCA transportation and Jersey mics and it's gonna be a great time once again Thanks to Savannah Savino. She'll be performing Tyler King in the change We're gonna it's gonna be a great time. So get your tickets And now it's time for Caleb to have the floor. That's right. He is the floor. Thanks to the core floor Center and that's Cory over there the core flooring center with the huge selection and made in the USA Waterproof laminate luxury vinyl playing hardwood and carpet real radio listeners What you get 10% off all flooring and installation starting at just one dollar per square foot and 50 dollars from every sale
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I'm a firefighter. Oh, well, thank you for what you do man. It's hard. I've got a nephew I mean, not an nephew, but a son-in-law that does that my wife was a paramedic for many many years Which I never realized paramedics and firefighters kind of works side by side, but uh, but they do so I know what you what you do is tough. How long have you been a firefighter? I'm pretty new under a year. Do you like it so far? I love it. Yeah, it's it's a great job orange or seminal county Uh, I'll say it's in orange county. Gotcha. Gotcha. Yeah. Okay. And uh to pass that test that I mean there's it's pretty difficult Right. It's not an easy test to pass is it? It's it's it's not too hard, but you know if you go to the right place that they get you prepared and you you should be behind you know going into it. Yeah, the physical part I knew a young man that was trying out for it and he wasn't This is mainly at first. He wasn't in the best shape and he had to really work at it to get to to be able to do all because you know going up the stairs with all that stuff on and and going through that
Hey tell folks about the one test you have to do where you're crawling through I don't know. It's like uh uh crawling through uh and I don't know if it's boxes or whatever but uh And there's a lot of heat down there like isn't there like a super difficult thing to do where it's you're all in the dark Yes, so yeah, you're referring to the maze or confined space uh, yes Yeah, if your closet fobic that that's definitely going to be difficult for sure Yeah, well how did you do on that one? Oh, it actually wasn't too bad. I would say uh didn't print me out at first They tried to uh in school they mixed it up and they threw probably four five of us in this thing and we were crawling over each other And stuff. I did find myself getting a little spooked out, but yeah It's super it's super dark right and and and they put smoke in there and like really make it sort of difficult Yes, yeah, you're blocked out. You can't see anything and Uh, yeah, sometimes you know some schools will make it hot and stuff and in mind it wasn't uh hotter or anything
But it was just kind of simulator, you know gotcha gotcha and then what would you like to plug and promote and tell us about I'm gonna plug my girlfriend's brother's business. He he just retired from FHP uh after seven years or so and he has a land clearing business. It's called land No clean slate solutions I think they're on Facebook. So yeah, they they do land clearing. So If you need you know trees knocked down or you know, you're building on some property They do all that to get stuff. Yeah, so he's got all the equipment like the Like some of the equipment's pretty big stuff, isn't it? Oh Yeah, yeah, I think it's called a excavator. Ask a Vader. Yeah, yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure. Yeah, they and him and his it's just ran by him and his best friend And uh, yeah, they started together and he was able to retire from FHP but um, yeah, he went full time into it and so
Yeah, if you have the right equipment like that could be a lot of fun. I think just like this to clear tear it up stuff He's a tear up a clear land, you know, and then uh pile it all up and then someone comes and takes it away Yes, your brother's name Brad brother. Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay. Yeah, Brad There's brand and he's got the excavator right behind him. Yeah, that's pretty cool. Brad and Tony just after doing work Quattro, yeah, I'm just a question for Caleb Caleb. I know that you're so Are you still in like the new beast? Is that the right word they use for new fireman? Yes, probi probi that's it. All right, so I was just curious So I would the other day I was watching this documentary is called back draft and if you're not familiar with what a back draft is It's basically it's a spadafires involving oxygen induced infernos, right? And they were there there's you know, you need to research these but do you guys have a guy sitting in jail somewhere Who's just like a arsonist expert like Ronald This man there's a back draft I I unfortunately have not seen back draft, but I have heard about it. You got a white
It's documentary you gotta watch it. What is the movie? Okay, it's because the rest rest is talking about a movie about a wrestler earlier All wrestlers have apparently seen this movie vision quest. What's the movie that all like firefire? What is your guys is your generations go to fireman movie? I don't have an answer for that, but I just recently watched I highly recommend the 9-11 documentary I think it's the two-cheat two-cheat brothers. Yeah, oh, so you're watching like like the real docs for this kind of stuff I was over here making a stupid joke and they you went hardcore real documentary. Yeah, I know I need to watch a real you know film There was there was a fire fighter movie So when he's talking about it's a really good. I saw it. Yeah, it was good. There's a firefighter movie I saw I think about a year or so ago about these firefighters. It was in California and They have I guess there's if a fire is coming there's some sort of what was that movie? The bag you get in and you just kind of hope that you that the fire goes over you
Was it only the brave and it was a crew from Arizona? That sounds like it and they all like I think they all tragically died. Yeah, yeah She's a boiler alert. Whoops. That's a nice one Amber. Oh It's like we tease these things. Yeah, yeah, I just messed up. Yeah, gave the whole movie away. That was my bad. That's okay Caleb thank you, buddy. Thank you brother and be safe out there being a firefighter. Thank you for what you do, buddy Thank you guys. I appreciate it. You got a man. There you go a real hero Ryan. That's what a real hero As also Emma real hero there's heroes in a lot of different ways. You don't see Superman going hey Aquaman Just water stuff. Okay, like I did. He's coming all shapes and sizes his brother's job though straight up looks really fun That's brother in law brother in law It's got an excavator. He also has a hand a another thing he uses to take down trees These are cool. Ryan's down a tree. Yeah, hell. Yeah, I've seen those in action that equipment is what is that call expensive guys?
That stuff is so yeah, I can't imagine it's still that's why I mean, that's why that kind of services not cheap either. Yeah I would like honestly like I leave comedy behind I leave radio behind be an ask me one of these. I'll do this all day Now of course it's hot with is there air conditioning? Nothing. No, the cabins are open the cat is open I'm sure I mean I'm I would I guess there's probably a version of those that are air conditioning That's a big back. Oh, I wonder if he owns the backhoe If he owns that as well or if he owns from Calibs said it looks like he might own the excavator, but he might rent these up like that one right there that one he's driving right there I mean, that's just tearing up trees. Yeah, it's just so in trees down and that does look like a lot of fun So that looks like he's got a you know a bunch of attachments for that particular machine What do you think Russ like a couple hundred thousand? I'm fine. How much is an excavator? That particular one the one that's like chopping down this tree that's three three hundred thousand dollars. Oh, no
Actually less this Rp is around a hundred and forty two thousand You know you do you know a few yards are good Yeah, yeah, you can pay you can pay it off pretty quick you can find them used online too. Look at that I mean especially in the state of Florida because we don't give a damn we're we're clearing out everything Well, just tear it up and you trade your warrant. Yeah hell yeah, this would be fun as hell If you had that and you're about to turn down a tree And you saw in a tree there was like big you know like a nest Oh, you got it you got him of it like a Do you just tear the tree down or be it save the nest? Well kind of nest it is okay. It's not it's not a bald eagle It's a a hawk. It's a hawk nest. It's not endangered. It's not endangered But it's a little family little baby birds you can see the little what they can fly Nah, you cost somebody in a heaven movie But hell no not for a non endangered species You want you know want that angel you're getting paid five hundred thousand dollars
You don't want that negative energy. It's the one you're gonna do the carcass from mother earth What are you gonna do with it? No, that's what I'm saying you would call the professional and have them professional Who's the professional? The professional moons hawks. They're they're they're they're those people exist No, those people exist. That's it. Yeah, I need a hawk expert. I would you would call a rescue Bird rescue. Yeah bird rescue. I don't know if there is such thing Absolutely as well Is one over in winter park But that's like if a bird is is injured or something not like hey, we want to tear this tree down Promise you Russ that there are people whose jobs in central Florida are To move nest and whether it's birds or skaters if you're a nest mover Text us set up zero three one or call yeah, give us a call Yeah, because you got the excavator. It's cost you a lot of money. You got time is money You got a you got to clear this land you get ready to tear down this tree and there's a bird nest We've had a guy no, we've had a winner before that their job was to Survey survey the lands before any of that stuff could get done
So the surveyor would come before you clear this out you would have a surveyor come in and say by the way Hey, we got to move this we got to move this we got to move this before you can clear this land out We've had a trivia winner would do that that that was their job. Hmm What about Again, and then if you were doing it. Let's say if you were doing it the the the proper correct way Are there people that probably are like are doing like what you're saying? They just I don't give a damn I'm clearing this all out. Yeah, I'm getting paid and stuff for me I can also see where there are people that just do it exactly like that. There's a Corner YouTube. Thanks to chef on our YouTube channel There's he says there's a guy here in central Florida called Mike Hawk and he does it Hmm So I guess you look up Mike Haw 407 Jesus It was worth that It was that was absolutely worth He had to say like twice okay, okay, don't say it again
You're listening to the march this morning You Welcome back to the monsters in the morning. I'm River Dio 104.1 broadcast a live on iheart radio. I am brush rollins of all with Angel and Ryan and Amber Nova here today, uh, and then uh Amber oh, I don't know if you saw this but uh I'm we're getting everything ready for it's gonna be it looks like we're gonna have the first week of December We're gonna have an auction For the bottles of wine that we we started to make on the first day of summer first day of summer We did the wine stomping thing out at uh out at uh Linda Burz place out at the crimson house And it was Amber it was onyx It was Kylie Blakely Savannah and Angelique all did the wine stomping and we took that all those juices or whatever
My wife's been making wine is fermenting it's doing everything it needs to do So I just ordered all the um, I just ordered all the labels for the wine and here's what we're gonna have And I'm gonna auction them off and all the money's gonna go to the Carla K canter screening fun So we're gonna have a basket and each basket will have two bottles of wine We ordered we ordered wine glasses. They have the monster emblem on it. You know monster. I'm them They're gonna have a hat a monster hat A wine opener two bottles of wine in a basket and we're gonna we're gonna do auction it off the first week of uh of December and I ordered the the labels. I love that. It's so pretty and classy Like it looks like I'm in a California vineyard. It's yeah, yeah, yeah, turned out turned out great So and then you can add anything to your basket that you want to to help raise It raised money for the charity. So uh, yeah, I'll add some merchandise autographs pens Rents rags all my mechanic gimmicks and stuff So I'll fill the basket up with merch and I'll share it with some foot guys Some foot guys the feet pages of Instagram
I don't know they always find some random photo of me like barefoot and tag me in it like Normal photos of me just like walking around like on the beach or Working on my car. So you make the most money from your foot guys the guys that are in the feet No, I do not make oh the most money But they do I make the most money doing my actual job wrestling or modeling But when it comes to the people online and stuff that that that that that spend money The fetish people there's the I don't do like fetishy super weird things Share my page and they've screened you guys have seen you brought it up Stuck my foot out on camera and like they've screen shot it and tagged like you guys. It's just I don't know Hey, that's cool for me I guess I have nice feet. I'm gonna sign up your only fans right now. I'm gonna see what this looks like Yeah, I guess for work. I'm doing it on the work computer jacks computer Hey, so You're gonna be a part of this thing that's at the fun. Of course we love the funny bone. They do something this all the time We're gonna have a big show in November at the funny bone, but you're doing something with uh
Shane Hartline is the host and um he is uh he used to be a wrestler here in Orlando and then he moved to California He's been in a lot of movies. He was actually like stormtrooper in the Obi-Wan. Oh, uh movie He's done a lot of acting comedy this guy is absolutely Hull area, so if you guys go check out Shane Hartline's Instagram and not or never It's nearly wrestling and it's next Thursday night at 7 p.m At the funny bone and it's a live wrestling comedy show where the audience members have a chance to win a knock contract You get up on stage you get 60 seconds to cut your promo character dress up how you want have some fun with all of us wrestlers Is that what you're gonna be? I'm gonna be a hell of a night. Are you doing it? I'm gonna be like a helpful judge a helpful judge and I might do uh I might do some stuff not gonna handle spoilers or lore all right Do some stuff you gotta do some stand-up comedy. What did you say? Because you might need a little bit of help with that. I'll be honest with you. Yeah. Yeah, I mean my dad jokes don't always land right Let's be honest right rank. Can you help her out? Can you can you help her do a tight a tight five?
Uh Let's do a tight 60 second That's a time He strikes me more as a loose 60 seconds time in Now I'm good for 60 seconds Yeah, I don't know if I could coach amber into doing comedy You're my coach. I'll tell you who are you? Yeah, I'll tell you what I'll write some jokes for you. I'll put them on note cards and during my segment You can and I'll and I'll coach you throughout the day. Yeah, and you for my segment You can try to attempt the jokes that I give you. Well see I can do that can write scripts and kind of a little improv Okay, I'll work on it. Yeah, we can work we can work on it. Okay, so that's next Thursday night seven pm at the funny bone and you're And you're gonna join us. I'm gonna go. Yeah, I invited Preston. I invited uh I invited quite a few people that might turn out. Divan Dudley invited. Yeah, um, we have glacier Ray Lloyd's coming
Ray Lloyd. Yeah, so we got some people or they're gonna turn out for this And that's why I talked to Jimmy Hart yesterday and he said thank you for inviting him But he's got a contract with WWE didn't know he'd be there they'd be a Afflec different conflict adventures. Yeah, you know, it's funny. Well, one of the things he was telling me yesterday When I was talking I talked him for a long time. He's such a sweet guy. Anytime I text him He will call me back right away I don't have to wait very long and he was telling me though this Bruiser Brody thing angel I was telling you. Yeah, one of the reasons why I'm like, why would a guy get stabbed He said, Russ, there were two people that I've ever known. He's known everybody that uh that you know Once they're in the ring if they decided to go rogue if they decided there was only two people that No, you have a take five wrestlers to stop him one was Andre the giant once if Andre the giant decided that he was you know Not gonna do the thing you couldn't stop it You have to have five guy and there's several video of him like this in Japan Like really beating guys up and they had to send in five guys to stop You know Andre the giant he if he got drunk and mad and the other guy was bruiser Brody
He said bruiser Brody was a guy that was so tough and could be so mean that he was not liked at all And that's one of the reasons why he got stabbed and killed Because he was just he was so what you call it like stiff in the ring Yeah, yeah, not not too many other guys have that Monica of like it would take five guys to stop him I mean if you really know how to not just wrestle, but you're trained in other like you just soon stuff There's plenty of times where like guys have shot on other guys or shoot. I'll shoot Yeah, yeah, we're just all it's all real stiff. Yeah, yes stiff guys So you're gonna get ready for stand-up comedy for next week. Yes. I am and I guess Ryan is gonna be my coach Look at us adorable the two you working together. Wow. That's adorable. It is Turn your mic on oh, I regret this Let's let's try something. Let's try. Okay, so improv all right We're gonna try a little improv right now to see how I wanted to test your where you're at Because you've heard of you've heard of the concept of yes and right?
Yes, and Okay, it's basically where like In an improviser when they're on stage the the philosophy is yes and is like you don't shut down with the other person's ideas You basically are saying yes, and also this okay. Yes. Okay, so right now Okay, so rush an instant suggestion from the audience. What are we what is our relationship? What are we doing? What do you mean what being amber what's our relationship? Let's pretend it's in prop show going to you the audience Hey, we're two people we're hanging out in a bit. We're hanging out of building. What is our job? Okay, well, you're in a bar. Okay, and you're trying to pick up amber. Okay Uh, no I'm not before okay, just give us an occupation. Just give it your an occupation. Okay, you're your your lumberjacks lumberjack Okay, here we go and here we go. We're two lumberjacks away. We go
Okay, perfect. No, yeah, hey That's a nice change saw I mean like it grinds Yeah, really does hey, where'd you get that change saw? I mean that's pretty fancy addition right there Your wife gave it to me my wife bought you a change Yeah, she knew that you needed help at work because you're always slacken How often are you and my wife talking Well, yes and Frequently Okay, I'm only a shake weight in my hand That went slightly better than I thought You're supposed to laugh after everything you say I'm sorry once she's started going Yeah, we got to work on the laughing you don't want to you don't allow you want to take the scene seriously You try again. Have you ever seen those show? Uh, who's lying in whose line is it? Yeah, you should watch that Okay, so that's the same promise right and you really don't want to break character and laugh because it ruins the moment right
Then the audience can't Yeah, yeah, yeah, you want to try again Okay, okay rush give us a give us another occupation. Okay, you're your police officers and you're about to go in and bust bust some hookers okay, okay Yeah, that's right. That's annoying. Okay, okay rookie calm down with the shaggy. You only need to pump it one Okay No, you just turned it into two guns Well, you can have a shotgun. I got double pistols Okay, see Cowboy add on Bust these hookers Let's do this right Yeah, that's more about how I thought it would go Yeah, we'll have to we'll work on some training Everyone's a decision tactical and we when we all shot guns and I taught you a three quarter roll on the floor Yeah, my favorite part of that day was watching angel It's the first time he's been a whole day with you
He's like she's a lot You are you are you were on fire that day. I was on fire. Yeah, I was it was a good time Right okay, Amber so during the breaks we're gonna actually go out there We're gonna I'm gonna teach you some actual improv lessons and then we're gonna come back at this and then we'll also I'll give you some note cards. You can try a couple of jokes to see how you read them Now I'm not gonna I'm not gonna I'm gonna give you the note cards with no inflection much so ever So that's the kind that's gonna be the kind of the trick. So you got to keep my composure keep your composure And did it don't giggle at jokes don't giggle at jokes. No, it's not even funny. Okay This is not gonna go well and you're gonna see me very frustrated All right, we'll take a little break. We come back Angels gonna bring you monster sports don't go anywhere you're listening to the matches the morning all the cool kids Come on and get happy with happy GLP at just 99 dollars a month happy GLP gives you one set price every month No tears no tricks getting started with happy GLP is fast convenient and happens virtually with a licensed provider
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