
5 Real Words That Sound Completely Made Up | Smartest Year Ever (May 6, 2025)
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Some words just sound like nonsense—but they’re not. Today, Gordy breaks down five real words that sound fake but are 100% legit: from a woodworking term that sounds like an alien sidekick, to the name of that eye chart you never knew had a name.
These aren't made-up internet jokes or slang. They’re real, dictionary-approved words with wildly unexpected meanings—and once you learn them, you’ll start noticing them everywhere.
Want to sound clever at your next dinner party? This is the episode.
Words featured:
Kerf – the gap left by a saw blade
Glabella – the skin between your eyebrows
Snellen Chart – that classic vision test with the big E
Zarf – the sleeve around a coffee cup
Grawlix – the comic strip symbols used instead of swear words
Like words that sound fake but aren't? This one's for you.
Sources:
Merriam-Webster. (n.d.). Kerf. https://www.merriam-webster.com/
Smithsonian Magazine. (2021). What is a Grawlix?. https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/grawlix-history-symbolic-swearing-180977754/
American Optometric Association. (n.d.). The Snellen Eye Chart. https://www.aoa.org/healthy-eyes/eye-and-vision-conditions/snellen-eye-chart
Oxford University Press. (2014). From zarfs to sleeves: The evolution of coffee cup holders. Journal of Design History, https://academic.oup.com/jdh/article-lookup/doi/10.1093/jdh/epu002
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