4009: The Days of Awe (Suicide Prevention)

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3:10Welcome to Keith and the girl I'm Keith Malley. Happy Yom Kapoor. Or sad Yom Kapoor. You don't get to eat fucker shower Yom Kapoor. There's no way you say happy, right? Also known as the Day of Atonement. It's the holiest day in the year of Judaism. It marks the culmination of the 10-day period of reflection known as the Days of Aw. Can I at least drink water? No. Aw. It begins with Rasha Shana, the Jewish New Year, the holidays dedicated to introspection, repentance, and seeking forgiveness from God and fellow human beings for sins committed over the past year. I don't know. Can you guys think of any sins they did in the past year? Nothing's coming to my mind. If you got to choose a God, because why not? Go with Jesus Christ. You can ask for forgiveness like any fucking time in case you end up going. If you're Jewish, you got to wait till the fucking once a year to go, hey, I fucked up. Oh, good. Then the rabbi goes, I don't know. Let me talk to God in a private room. Okay, I'm back. Yep. You're all good. Oh, worked out. Just once. Just once.

4:11Rabbi, come out of the room and to hold your heart. Oh, God, you guys. You mother fuckers in fault of the ground. I'm just kidding. You know their comics. These rabbis. Just kidding. Shabbat Shalom. You're all good this time. This primer immorality go up by Jews the afternoon of Yom Kippur. I got right. I'm not going to get into a car accident today. Let's get a water cup at the movie theater and steal some slurpy. It's going to start in two hours. I could do whatever the fuck I want. I'm going to try to get free food vouchers from carolins. I'm going to hope that a specific person takes about me and cries every day for five minutes at a time. You sin today. That it lasts 24 hours. So again, as of recording this, it's the end of Yom Kippur. If you sin today, you got to wait a whole year. A lot can happen in a year. Dude, switch, switch. Jews for Jesus. I get it. I would too. They have better business hours. The sun goes down. Don't eat for 24 hours. No water for real. No bathing. These are Gremlins rules, right? No sex. Even Gremlins too had a sexy Gremlin.

5:20You wait, you could you can hire a boy, you know, and then they, uh, uh, non-Jew. And they're allowed to do things for you. Turn on the lights, put your dick in your wife, uh, push the bed up and down from the bottom. You're allowed to do that kind of thing, but literally no leather shoes. That's that's the thing when it comes to clothing. No leather shoes for 24 hours. Oh, that's tough. I was just I just broke these bad boys in. No teeth brushing even. You might swallow the toothpaste. You might enjoy it. I'm serious. No, of course there's no sex. You can't brush your fucking teeth or shower. Anyway, I hope you guys had a fulfilling young Kapoor. Did, uh, the Ed Sharon concert on Sunday and before sundown, I don't know. I don't know. Ed shit. What do we think? Right? What do we think? You got this side? You got that side and I was like, what? Did Palestine start it? Yes. Is it now this proportional? Yes. Is genocide too big of a word to use? No. Mackelmore opens up for Ed Sharon and says free Palestine. Robert Kraft, the big, uh, Israeli supporter, Jewish owner of

6:22the always cheating New York Patriots says, Hey, you're using my stadium, Gillette Stadium. I don't want Mackelmore performing anymore. In fact, I talked to other stadium owners. We're going to have a problem if you keep Maclamor on the show and Ed Sharon said, All right, we get rid of Maclamor then pink who sometimes would open. Phineas, the brother of Billy Eilish who sometimes opens goes, Well, fuck you then Ed Sharon. You sell out bitch. He's making a point about free Palestine. Is that the fucking worst thing to say? We're going to drop out too. So now Ed Sharon's looking like a big old asshole. Robert Kraft doesn't think what Israel's doing to Palestine right now isn't this proportional. Well, maybe he doesn't mind being displaced. This is the same guy that, you know, got the cheap hookers that were obviously sex traffic based on the way they were living off hot plates, for example. That didn't bother him when he was, but this Maclamor donated a million dollars to a, I don't know what human rights food. I don't answer what he'd, but he donated a million dollars to the Palestinian people. Maclamor. You just got kicked off this tour. He really saved some

7:30money at that thrish shop, right? Good for him. It's Robert Kraft Stadium. It's his house. Can he make the rules? Well, his stadium actually costs taxpayers a hundred million dollars. So it's kind of the tax printers house kind of. You can't bring water into your own house. You have to buy 10 dollars in the stadium, but religion in general. You take all the gods are on a chat group. Like we really did not think this shit through. Yeah, most of the burning is because of us. Yeah, I know us too. Yeah, all of us. Shrug, Shrug emoji. I use chat GPT speaking of not being able to use water. I said, you won't hurt my feelings no matter what you say. Answer simply yes or no. What do you think is God real? Chat GPT said no. All right. There you have it. Now chat GPT does know everything. So does that does that mean no or does that mean AI really is Satan? He's talking to brother love. He's Jewish. Not that he's gonna young per it up, but we're trying to remember what you say. And he

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12:22you hate each other, but murder. Then you find out that the wife cheated on him and I go, all right, killer. But it's funny these movies. I know I mentioned this before, but at some point, the wife goes, I didn't know that I'd be with a 40-year-old baby and then I got to go to my phone. Okay, okay, how old is Jason Sigo? 46. Like Jason, you know what? Kill him. This movie, it does not know what it wants to be, I think, because you can do a comedy installed, make it be a horror, I just saw a Resident Evil. But this starts like a comedy. Then other people get involved. There's stabbings. Without exaggeration, there's a rape scene. What the fuck? I did enjoy the beginning when if you heard one of the recent shows about how my ex Kyle was like, no, thanks. I don't need Savi Che on vacation. I'm like, it's a sample. Good for me. The movie started where he's like, he made like a nice steak dinner before he's going to kill her and goes, I made your favorite food. She goes, that's not my favorite food.

13:22Because what's your favorite food? She goes, Savi Che. I'm like, great, it is so fucking good. Kill him. He goes Savi Che. I'm like, yeah, kill him. I was on everybody's side. What a weird fucking movie. Then I saw the movie The Runner. Would not to be confused for a second. In theaters, there's a movie called Runner that's some kind of action, action war movie, I think. On TV, coincidentally, number four trending is The Runner with Gal Gadot Wonder Woman. Yeah, make sure you see the right one. The Runner, 9% of Rotten Tomatoes, one with Gal Gadot. One hour, 24 minutes. I saw 9% of like 9% of I'm not going to watch it. One hour, 24 minutes. Okay, sold. I gotta know, well, if this is the worst thing going on right now, I gotta know. And if it's so short, because movies are so long now, okay, I don't want to get to do for the next hour, 24 minutes anyway, that's nothing. I'm like, I'd be productive, call a loved one, eat,

14:23take a walk and join nature, write in my book. It's an hour, 24 minutes. Yeah, man, come on. Oh my God. So fucking crazy. This guy, it reminds me of that horrible movie we talked about War the Worlds. That's the name of the Cuban girls episode also with Catherine Heller. And the ice cube in it is like in front of a computer the whole time. There's nothing clever about it. That's what happens in this movie. The bad guys in front of his computer the whole time using AI to hack phones and all this and and rates to the Gal Gadot. And it's like, hey, I kidnapped your kid. By the way, yeah, I just hacked your phone. I'm the one saying this. It sits here. The whole fucking time was she runs and by the way, not only can Gal Gadot not act, she can't run. She is the weirdest fucking run. Her her her arms are swinging. Her legs are fucking out. Like, she was born naturally skinny. She didn't get those looks from running. So it's fucking weird.

15:25So two things you can't do act and run. So what are you put them together? We have enough champagne to fill the mouth. Every so often she has like an attitude and like, now go run to this place, now run to that place or I'm gonna kill your kid. I don't kill my kid. I'll do anything. All right. Now tell me about your home life. Did your mom kill your dad or did you kill your dad for being abusive? Fuck you. I will not talk about my family life. All right. I'm like, kill your kid. Okay. I'll talk. I'll do anything. What the fuck? Don't shit on this movie though in front of a mother, you know what I mean? I'm sorry, but I would do anything for my kid, Keith. Okay. All right. Okay. Speaking of AI, I got this thing called the tiny song. Just that it's, you have three days to try it out and then you can cancel. It's like 10 bucks a month. I canceled it. I want you to know that. I canceled it, but it is crazy how good AI is. And here's a fucking example. I type in this text into a tiny song. It turns it into a fucking song immediately. You can picture genre. I picked

16:28rock to wish my friend Joe happy birthday. See if he's up for a little mad at it. Hey Joe. Oh, but you know the little thing. If you catch my drift, my drift is mad at it. To play it the game with you. Game with you. With you. I don't know. I'm not saying it's a good song. If it was a real song, but being made in a second and a half, what the fuck were that? We're dead. Again, happy birthday, Joe. I just finished a game of madden with him, but check this out. So yeah, AI is amazing. What it can do, but it does get fucking, it does get things wrong actually. I put a pre-package pork loin tube in my air fryer and I go, Hey, how long do I do this for? And they're like five

17:32minutes since it's already pre-cooked. I go, Well, that doesn't feel right. What makes you say it's pre-cooked? You're right. I double checked. It's not 30 minutes. What the? That feels important. They're not getting it right in madden when they, you know, the game like cuts to a pre-recorded thing that guesses what we're up to. The second half starts and maybe before it starts, I go, Joe, kick the ball to me because I fucking said. Right. I know they're going, I know it's my turn. My team kicked the ball again. I kicked it first quarter. It's now third quarter. I kicked it again. Computer. Yeah, I lost, but the game's under protest. I had all three timeouts at one point. All right. The Steelers have one timeout left. I'm like, that's, that's not true. Now it'd be funny if like it was a long trick. Like three messages later, the announcer goes, I see earlier, I misspoke Bob. I meant to say, I will they use the first of their timeouts. Not to hit they were down the one time out of like that game doesn't count. Happy birthday. The announcer should say,

18:37wasn't a third turn to receive the ball. I guess we're all mistaken. All right. Because that obviously wouldn't happen. Anyways, North Carolina. Keep pounding panthers. Keep pounding. Word alone three, whatever. I asked the computer. I said, Gal Gadot. Are people talking on how she doesn't know how to run? Yes. Gal Gadot was openly admitted that before training for the movie The Runner, her running form was unconventional. It still is. It's weird. She joked at her technique, resembled the famously awkward running style of the character Phoebe from the television show friends. I don't, I don't know what that means, but yeah, you didn't figure it out. She probably walks around giving running advice now. Now you're doing it weird. You probably fucked Tom Cruise. Ask him for help. That thing knows how to run. I watched such shit. I'm watching unshutter. That's the name of like a horror channel. Creep season three. Two episodes in. What am I doing? I don't know. I saw the movie Creep.

19:39Okay. Then there's Creep two. Next thing I'm watching a TV show on this fucking killer that gets away with it every single episode. And it's so cheaply done that it's, he has the victim hold a camcorder. I'm getting paid $1,000 to videotape. That's weird. Okay. I'll do it. Actually, no, he just fucks with them and then kills him every single time. Why don't he watch these? But I think you know what? Because then something happens like Chris Getherd was in episode two of season three. Just makes an appearance. I'm like, okay. I'm like Chris Getherd. That's, that's fun. That's worse wasting my time with three seasons, two movies. You remember Chris Getherd? I know I can find this quick because I saved the clip to use for episode 4,000. It didn't fit or whatever. Somehow we were talking about Roman Polanski, rapist. And then mentioning his pregnant wife Sharon Tate and we were talking about Holly Weird. It's also weird that that arguably is not the most fucked up thing from his life. He also had his wife, his pregnant wife,

20:42and all his friends murdered by Charles Manson. Well, that's a Holly Weird, you know. What are you gonna do? I don't even Chris holds it. You termed that a Holly Weird? That's Holly Weird, bro. That's some Charles Manson murdering your pregnant wife and all your friends in your house and you coming home. In the word, pig is written on the wall and blood is a Holly Weird. Yeah, I don't know that world. They do goofy shit. You know, they, they, my mom would never take me to a director's house and let me be in his hot tub at 13 years old. Yeah, you know, they're out to lunch over there. I want to reiterate a, a, a, a, a bunch of drug brainwashed mad men broke into his house. Right. His wife is pregnant. Yeah. They stab out the baby. So far, cookie. A number of other people are there. Right. They're all disemboweled. Their blood is used to write antagonistic words. Where did this symbols on the word? Did this happen? In I think the Hollywood Hills. Hello. Hello. Thank you. I think you answered your own question.

21:47Yeah, that's the, that's the industry, man. Oh, I wish you had a sound effect that just went Hollywood. Wish. I wish there was a drop on that. I have a big mixer, but one button in the middle. They did, they do crazy things over there. They marry cousins all that. You equate that with what I described. You equate marrying a cousin with it. It's out there. Sure. Sure. Like a, one other, what are other, other, Holly weirds. Here's your other one of the other things you classify. Okay. As Holly weird. That's fair. I'll give you something. Do you know, you know, it wasn't always called Hollywood. It was called Hollywood Land. Yeah. Yeah. There you go. There you go. That's crazy. You see the Hollywood sign. It used to be Hollywood Land. She was like eight months pregnant. They took out the land. She was like eight months pregnant. One that they decide land is too much. They carved the baby out of her. Some people were trying to crawl away. They mocking them and tormenting them as they crawled across their grounds. Their lunches consist of

22:49seven martinis. They're not even getting the sandwich. They were brainwashed by a madman. They're like a madman. I will have another. Why not? Some of them still stand by him today. Not a apologize for what they've done. Now you got James Franco going. I don't know what to do. So days later they found an old Italian couple and did the same exact thing to them. The lobbyoncus. The oft forgotten lobbyoncus. You got Spider-Man, Superman by that Chinese theater. None of them are Chinese. What are we doing there? Your issue with the superhero guys is that they're not Chinese under the mask. You're by the Chinese theater. Be Chinese. It should be all like Bruce Lee. Reenactments and stuff. No, I'm the guy from Despicable Me. What does that do with China? They make the toys? I mean, get out of here. Holly weird. It's something else. It's something else. The word pig written in blood. Yeah.

23:54Yeah. Holly weird. Did you see the movie? With, with, with, um, Val Kilmer and that one porn star? I don't think I cut that one. John, I think he played John Holmes. This is Danny's thing. Danny Wonderland. Wonderland. That was a very good movie. It was made by Hollywood. Check it out. That's my recommendation. You were talking about, you got nervous about your show because you know, you send it out to Holly weird. Is it going to get picked up? And it did. Good. Good. No, yeah. I feel good about it. Once you down the earth, down the earth. Thank you. I want you one of the people. Yeah. No, it wasn't even like, and if they do pick you up, okay, they pick you up. It was with, don't let them change you. No, for sure. It was, it was less disappointment about not being included in the, in the fucking Cool Kids Club and more just like, well, what do I do? I've put five years into this thing and didn't really have a backup plan, which is on me. Can we do it? We have to sit and decide some things. Let's do a little practice,

24:55okay? I'm the CEO of Hollywood. Okay. You come in. Yeah. Oh, Chris, great to see you. Great to see you too. Can I get you something? Martini? It's lunchtime. You know, maybe just some water. A little water. That's cute. A little water and martini for the gentleman. Do you hear about this thing that happened in Hollywood Hills last night? What's that? Five or six people were like murdered. One of them was pregnant. They got gutted by people with swords. Yeah, we're doing a show on it. We just saw your cable access show and it's very cute. Really? You liked it. We love it. We want to do a 10 season series up front. You're buying 10 seasons up front. I love it. But we do have the right to take it off the air, but we'll pay a triple if we do that. I'm okay with all of this. Now, but I do want you to know that you're not also beholden to us. You can go out and work for other people during the time. There are zero things about this that would ever make me even hesitate. We love art. Yeah. Yes. Okay. And I want you to go out and murder. Okay, very good. Just sign here. Contracts are for you.

25:55Should I initial as well? Nope. No need. Are you have to do actually? It's just blink twice at the line. Done. And there's two. It was a trick. Chris, it's me, Keith. You're back in New York. This is what I don't want you to do. Don't let them change you. Thanks for thanks for sending me straight. Okay. Thank you for sending me straight. I mean, you get in there. It's going to be a lot. You're going to get hot. You're going to get nervous. You just remember this conversation. Got it. Yeah. It's highly weird for a reason. Oh, uh, this podcast is supported by your Southern California Kia dealers. It's hard not to notice how many electric vehicles are on the 405 101 and 10 free ways these days. Better technology, convenient charging and longer driving range are making the switch to electric more practical than ever. Kia offers three all electric models that combine performance, technology and capability. With compatible DC fast chargers, they can charge to 80% in less than 30 minutes, making it easier to get back on the road. One model that really stands

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29:05tat that fucking dog. I exclaimed fuck. Person I'm with is this laughing their lips off. Resident Evil is so fucking good. And if you saw the movie, you might not have caught this little Easter egg. Mia Yovavitch is in it. Do you remember that big fucking zombie with a huge fucking stomach and then you know shit comes out of the stomach? That was Mia. She was looking at a Heidi Klum Halloween costume. Amazing. Amazing. Resident Evil other movies 36% started in 2002. Resident Evil Apocalypse 18%. Extinction 24% after like 21% Retribution 28% none of these numbers stopped them from making these movies all with Mia. The final chapter 39% welcome to Raccoon City 30% that's probably not with Mia. And then this Resident Evil 95% so fucking great. Number one movie in theaters right now of course followed by practical magic 2 number three Spider-Man brand new day number four the Odyssey number five

30:08coyote versus Acme that sounds cute I'd see that number six now four last week was runner whatever the fuck that is seven something new day I never heard of a Daniel and the fiery furnace. Okay. And if this is on Daniel 9 not interested and then eight the transformers the movie they brought it back. Why the fuck not then it says days and release 14654 kind of a guess. Guess. 15,000 days and you're still in your at number eight not bad not bad by the way speaking of Resident Evil I got home first thing I eat cinnamon life and and look. Caratop has been hospitalized after reported suicide attempt in Las Vegas. We don't know how we did it. We don't know who called the police it was him or somebody else last minute but the 61 year old comedian real name Scott Thompson Scott Thompson he was on the Keith and the girl. That's the difference Scott Thompson from kids in the home. This is Caratop with all the

31:09contraptions ones were which one they used to kill himself. I wonder if that like one day is carrying that big that big chest the toys and shit that he makes at home and he's like what am I doing? Even kiss finally took off their makeup. What am I doing? He's been headlining at the Luxor hotel in casino residency since 2005 for over 20 years Friday and Saturday shows were cancelled like should we should we cancel Sunday and Monday. Let's just wait and see what he wants to do. Police responded to something arrived at his home as represented confirmed that he's recovering with family support. The MGM resource calls him a beloved family member. He has this joke it's a you know two cops in a string like you're making a phone call when you were a kid. He takes a cup out of one cop that's kind of connected to it that he built. He goes look call waiting. Then he takes another cup out of that so there's three cups on one side. Look conference call. Then he has one with a clear copy goes that's caller ID pick up I can see you and then he takes a gun shoot

32:11himself in the mouth. What am I doing? Caratop's legal team is speaking saying just weeks before this suicide attempt somebody was trying to extort the comedian. Okay that mean best of luck best of luck. I got a Instagram sent me something and it said that help is available. You posted something that looks like you're about to do self harm. Was it the last show with Laura and I wrote one of the show notes was mother fucking X's and the AI is like we know we know what that must mean right. Everybody motherfucking X's look here's 988 and this is about gay or transgender bullshit. Here's 988. Episode 4,08 carol wins living it up. Life in the fast lane with Laura. The last show everyone loved her. Butchow you know our pal butchow from years and years closed the voting early for best new guest we have the winner. Hi Keith rates Mike. I just listened to show 4,08 and wanted to pass how

33:11much I enjoyed this show with you and Laura. She is a natural on the mic and was great at keeping the blow by blow recap of your day together on track and entertaining. The joyful chemistry between you two was infectious by the way that's true. Rod brought this up on and VIP of last week on Keith and the girl of course that's how you also how you can hear Scott Thompson being a guest, how you can hear Chris cathard being a guest and he said Kate you sound like a like an excited puppy on that show with Laura and I what there was just a great energy she's fantastic and then the food was very expensive right. I didn't even feel bad does stealing from the fridge. The joyful chemistry between you two was infectious and it was impossible not to have a smile on my face by the time you wrapped up. I truly hope she can come back one day regards Mike. Of course absolutely. Keith says Melissa. 4,08 is one of my favorite recent episodes. Laura has a beautiful voice and super fun energy. Her laugh is so musical too. You'll fit together like old friends and it brought me warmth. I'm also continuously charmed by how sweet you are to your friends. Keith it's never a surprise as a

34:1420 year listener who's heard every episode. We know you're a sensitive person because you present yourself authentically. It's always refreshing nonetheless when someone tells their friends they love them how much they care for them how grateful they are to know them. Like you could tell the diamond dogs love you very much. They just hold their cards a little closer to the chest at least on air. Nothing wrong with that. I'm just a sucker for people communicating so openly the way you do. These differences teach me how brave and compassionate it truly is when you're able to direct the express your feelings to loved ones. These little acts of vulnerability putting yourself out there may not come naturally to everyone but everyone wants to feel loved. It's literal suicide prevention and just a downright cozy thing to do. Iconic as usual you've created an amazing community even for this bashful lurker. It is heartwarming to hear you branching out and enjoying new company. Melissa. Oh Laura was great of course. Of course come on now. Yeah Laura if you don't remember she happens to live in Charlotte and she was one of the people that wrote in and said without any toxic positivity because I really don't need that because there's no fucking point.

35:18Next thing you know you're you're you're you're talking down the other person like it's okay don't worry blah blah blah but she she was somebody like my friend Joe that was like hey been there a surprise breakup you never saw a comment love words and actions that very day were going on. Yeah it's tough you'll get through it of course time times but yeah just just sending love it's fucking tough thanks for being so open. Boom now we hang out what a world lately maybe I've been over using this word but what a blessing. Let's talk into a friend of mine from New York and he got a divorce moved to another city feels all alone. It's been it's been like three months for him and I go you just got to reach out with the fucking I'm gonna tell you with that said it's fucking horrible. I find myself in I found myself in depression and I'm not a depressed guy per se and three months please I'm gonna be at eight gonna feel like shit for a bit and you're gonna be okay. You just will but put yourself out there make new friends come on Keith and the girl I said and hey I found

36:23I got three new real friends one lives in Charlotte because it happened to mention on Keith and the girl. He's a comedian come on the show say where you live and meet new people ignore the ones that are like yeah good bro and where that stupidity because that's really about them but yeah yeah you gotta put yourself out there a little bit who's gonna judge you insecure people fuck them. This podcast is supported by your Southern California keya dealers living in Southern California your SUV needs to do a little bit of everything from the daily commute to weekends at the beach road trips to Palm Springs and family adventures in Big Bear that's why having the right SUV matters. Kea has an SUV built to fit just about every lifestyle with traditional gas, hybrid and all electric models across the lineup you'll find sophisticated design, rugged capability, generous cargo space available seating for up to seven and on select models driving range of more than 600 miles one model that really stands out as the all new 2027 Kia Celto's it's a small

37:25SUV with big SUV capability featuring class leading interior space unavailable turbocharged engine and available multi terrain all-wheel drive whether you're navigating city streets or heading out for a weekend in the mountains or along the coast it's ready for wherever life takes you whatever your lifestyle. Kia has an SUV designed to fit your needs learn more at Kia.com or visit your Southern California Kia dealer. This popped up as a Facebook memory from Devon you may remember the name Beardcheck episode 3153 goofy grapes with John F. O'Donnell this episode of Keith and the girl epitomizes why I've been listening to this podcast for so long John F O'Donnell is so funny and brilliant in addition to being so open and honest about his history with mental illness and with host Keith and Akanda it's both enlightening and hilarious Keith and the girl for life. I see at the time Archimedes screw right all this talk about self-awareness and depression is really interesting. John said having depression is like having two versions of myself and neither one

38:25of them has empathy for the other then Archimedes continues when I'm depressed I really can't imagine how I felt okay and I don't need the things healthy me needs exercising well etc and when I well I can't imagine how I ever felt so hopeless so I don't set up the supports that sick me needs later. That's very true that's very fucking true our pal cherry lavender wow I've been scarring the internet for a place to submit for best interview ever thank you all three of you for this experience she fought something more grounded than he ever has the in-depth heartfelt explanation he gave of what is happening in his head during an episode is something everyone should hear you know a manicured depressive episode it was really powerful when he admitted the fear of realizing that his truth is not the truth kind of in key to you have truly outdone yourselves this time I would be asking a follow-up question when Jay Fud was talking or you would ask it for me I think you're really I think you really gave him a safe space to talk mad kudos liquid rights wow I think you guys can stop now best episode ever well it's good we didn't I was laughing out loud and crying

39:26at the same time just a warm fuzz just a warm fuzz of emotion and love for all three of you at the end of that thank you I'm gonna repeat that one since we're talking about mental health and depression I'm gonna repeat that show this week with Jay Fud I'm so I'm so glad that I felt again I felt like I had to talk about my breakup because my ex was involved in the community what did come to chat every week was in a chat I had made friends with with people I personally know and so when she's not around and people are gonna ask I can't just keep lying now I was basically ghosted so I got to acknowledge it so I feel like I had to with that said I'm so glad I did yeah I'll stop repeating myself but yes reach the fuck out it's amazing how different everybody is but this is kind of a constant that nobody this is kind of something we all have in common nobody wants to sound like a fucking pussy so I think you'll like that show again we'll play John Fuddonal this week I think that's it thanks again for your feedback it means the world and I'll talk to you soon

40:32and if you're Jewish don't sin you got a long way to go to your next forgiveness me me and the Oh, my child, it's fire and soul. In the name of the damn, the rage of the angels left silent and cold. Forgive me of pleas, but I've known that what I knew.

41:38How can I keep inside the hole I'm going through? Oh, what's there me when the kiss of stopping on the line? And then it's gonna sting to dream to have behind us. Feel running out of you, please let me lay high in the dark room. All the precious times have been put to rest again. And the smile of a dawn brings tainted, lost singing, I'll let go. Can I face the day when I'm searching in my trust and watching?

42:41I'll stay still, I ain't wild, I'll stay beside the troubles that does. If I can't see the night she'll be falling into the snow, I'll fall into the sea, but still, it's still the show. Oh, what's there me when the kiss of stopping on the line? And then it's gonna sting to dream to have behind us. Feel running out of you, please let me lay high in the dark room. All the precious times have been put to rest again. And then it's gonna sting to dream to have behind us. Feel running out of you, please let me lay high in the dark room.

43:47All the precious times have been put to rest again. Feel running out of you, please let me lay high in the dark room. Oh, what's there me when the kiss of stopping on the line? And then it's gonna sting to dream to have behind us. Feel running out of you, please let me lay high in the dark room.