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Weather: "Real" by Maddie Witler
The voice of Harrison Kip is Jeffrey Cranor
The voice of the Faceless Old Woman is Mara Wilson
Original episode art by Jessica Hayworth
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Written by Joseph Fink, Jeffrey Cranor & Brie Williams
Narrated by Cecil Baldwin
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