288: Fake or Nah?! Ft. Lisa Gilroy

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1:00They accept major insurers, can treat anxiety, ADHD, depression, and more, and you can schedule your first visit in days, not months. Go to talkeye Tree.com slash hot takes to get matched in minutes. That's T-A-L-K-I-A-T-R-Y.com slash hot takes. Talk Eye Tree.com slash hot takes. Yay! Are you ready? Let's do this. Let's do this. I'm so excited. I have wanted to get you on for, it feels like years. Like genuinely, it feels like years you've been, like on my list of like, who's your dream guest? And it was Lisa Gellroy. Bum bum bum bum bum. Air horn's in everything. Everything. You have those? I need to get a real one because at this point, no, you don't, because actually the sound you made with your mouth was just as good as a air horn. Thank you. Thank you. Can you do clown horn? No, can you?

2:00I want to try it all of a sudden. Someone I know can do it really well, but it's like that here. Thing like, you know, like the way you squeeze the, but someone I know can do it amazing. I feel like you're the queen of voices. Oh my God, thank you. And by the way, I'm sorry I wore a hat on your podcast. Because I feel a little bit like I'm trying to act like Leonardo DiCaprio right now, but my power was out. So I couldn't straighten or do anything to the top of my head. Where was out? Yeah. That's about it. Everything in my fridge is going rotten. Rodin. Is that how you say that word? Yeah, rotten. It's R-O-D-D-E-N. It's like what happens to milk if it's out of the fridge. How do you pronounce R-U-I-N? Ruin? Do you struggle with that one as well? Ruin? I'm a victim of the word ruin. Oh, you say ruin. R-O-O-N. But wait, because I would say it two different ways for two different types. Like I might be like, you ruined my day, but I'd be like, look at these ancient rooms. Do you see? Do you feel like historical flaring? I'm like the total wrong person assets, because I'd be like, yeah, that's correct. You heard ruin both times.

3:01Yeah. Would you ever try Ruin? Ruin. Ruin? Ruin. Ruin. I'm not going to get that beautiful role. I don't know where. It could be a beautiful name for a baby girl. Ruin. I have been looking at baby names like some of them are insane. Have you been on the R-Slash Tragiday sub-reddit? No, Tragiday. It's like, literally the name is pronounced Tragiday, but it's pronounced like Tragiday, like DEI-GH at the end. Oh. It's like basically people turning normal names into the most horrific, weird spelling or worse names they've ever heard of. Do you watch Meridit for sight? No. Because one of the mothers of the bride, and I posted this to my Instagram story because I just did not solve the key button. It's like, and it was just casual wedding day. They're like, they're getting ready in the bridal suite and they show the mom. And they put the little chiron underneath to say everyone's names, like blank mother of the bride. And it's like over at the grooms and it's like Beverly, mother of the groom. And then it goes over to the bride side and the mom's like, are you almost ready? And it goes to the mom. It's like, violent mother of the bride.

4:04Her name is violent. Some people try to hard on baby names. It's so close to the word violent, but someone just snuck a... Maybe they spelled it wrong. Extra letter in there. Yeah, maybe. They probably just spelled it wrong. No, no, no. I thought on the show maybe typo, but then it kept a current. Throughout the season. Someone messed up her birth certificate and the parents just rolled with it. Trying to be trendy. Violent. Trying to be on it. I'm so excited for you. I'm so cozy. As you should be, comfort is key. I don't know why people try. I just do anything but being comfortable on a podcast. Should we sleep here? We could. Yeah, I have taken a nap here. I don't believe me. I've been playing. I've been put the two chairs together and planked. Oh, smart. One of the shows I first saw you on though was Jury Duty, where it's this whole concept of this person, Ronald, going in and he's the only one that doesn't know his whole experience on Jury Duty is a bit. It's a lie. It's a lie. Yeah. And you come in and you're this social media entrepreneur influencer and you were just so good. I don't know how you also went back for season two.

5:06Like how are people not recognizing you at this point? I work classes in season two. That's all it takes, honey. Okay, Superman. Yeah. Take it easy over there. Thank you. But it's so good. And it's this whole concept of fake or not. Fake or not? Fake or not. Are you kidding me? Like, is that real? That's too crazy. It can't be real. It's got to be fake. And that's something we come across a week after week with these Reddit stories of like, that's fake. It's on Reddit. Yeah. Or is it? Is it real? Yeah. Right. We, my producer Bailey and I have gone through these posts. Some of these people have over 400 posts on Reddit. And we've gone through them to gather the evidence and help you. Did investigative journalism help you decide? Are they fake or not? They're real. This is so exciting. Suddenly, this is also like a crime solving podcast. It is. It's like a detective show all in one. Because I never thought you could do. Of course, you can look into someone's history and be like, are you consistently asking these same type of questions?

6:06Uh-huh. Or even that. Or even that. Right. Right. Do they go from like 20 year old female to all of a sudden, their 50 year old male? Are they doing that? We're going to find out. A woman who's never heard of telling a lie on the internet before. What? You can do that? Yeah. I thought you get electrocuted if you type something false into the keys. That should be a thing. Can you imagine if like there was a keyboard for trolls and it shocked you every time you were mean? I think there should be like a thing that's like if you type like a curse word or something mean, it immediately like screenshots your face and it adds it to the comment. Yeah. Okay. Let's get into these stories. Yay. Let's dive in.

7:13Okay. First verse here. You have a new show out. Goldnacks. Yes. Yeah. You're the voice of like a superhero. I'm a voice of like an Amazon warrior who has like thick legs. Tyrus. Tyrus. That's right. So this first one, this, you'll see why we picked this for you. So it's coming from Am I overreacting? Titled Am I overreacting to my boyfriend needing a heroic theme playing every time we argue? Me and my boyfriend, both 25, have a good relationship for the last year. He's really funny, smart and kind. We rarely get into fights, but when we do, he requested that we play the Spider-Man theme song from the 2000s movies, so he feels compelled to do the right thing.

8:17To be fair, he does become somewhat more mature during these arguments and does a good job handling them, but he refuses to talk about anything pressing without the theme music in the background. It was okay at first, but now it pisses me off and distracts me sometimes from the point that I'm trying to make. I told him he needs to grow up and try to do it himself without the music, but he says he can't or he will say things out of emotion and he just needs to calm down. It feels so childish. Am I overreacting? I'm obsessed with this. Do you think this is real? I think this is 100% real. You do? Are you shocked by that? Tell me why. Because I have so much to say about this. I'm so excited because I think like there's so much, there's so much to discuss. I think I'm over in this lifetime in relationships. Don't you think? Absolutely. I mean, people are. Learning something every day. They are most valuable teachers. And we can learn all sorts of tips and tricks in order to like connect with each other.

9:22And so this is what makes me think this is real because I saw online this woman was saying her and her husband when they get enough fight or you know when like you're with someone and you're like, are you mad at me? And they're like, no, I'm fine. I'm going to get something wrong. No, literally it's real good. That's hell on earth, right? Oh, I feel those eggshells underfoot. It happens all the time. So then they were like, if we ever find ourselves somebody's acting like that, the other person goes, okay, well, if you're really okay, then make a silly face on a silly noise. And then the other person has to go like, ah, and then if they can do that, that proves they're actually fine. And now both people are laughing. But if they simply cannot muster, there's a conversation to be had. So I actually love things like this in relationships that like can diffuse the tension in a super harmless way. Yeah. I think it's beautiful. But I do think he could afford to throw on some headphones if he needs the music and she really doesn't like it because that's also part of the compromise. But I think it is like, if you can't fight or some people say fight naked. You never heard that. I love these little tips and tricks because like adds in other words, you don't get like

10:24nightmare. You still remember to not like take it too seriously. You're still talking to someone that you love. I need everyone to immediately in the comments give me fight hacks. And just like post a quick picture of you fighting naked with your spouse. If you want. Do it. Do it really. Just like prove that you did it. Oh my gosh. It's funny that you mentioned putting on headphones though because one of the top comments is that is hilarious. Get the guy one earbud. Yes, one earbud. You can play the song in his ear while listening to you and the other. Because if it's distracting for you, I get it. Yeah, you can't force both people to be spider heads. Yeah. Sometimes I feel like for her, it's probably just annoying because you're not taking me seriously. Right. But also, I don't know. Maybe there's a compromise for, hey, the more serious fights, we really got to lock in. I want to feel heard. Yeah. And if it's like, oh, you didn't take the trash out. Yes, exactly. Spider-Man can be played. That's the perfect level of fight. Or like, you know, when you could feel yourself ramping up a tune argument where you're like, wait, this is getting out of control for what the actual issue is, that's perfect

11:26time for the music. Spider-Man. Yeah. Yeah, a lot of people actually love this. They think it's a hack. They say, I'm neurodivergent and struggle with transitions and a musical cue that we are in discussion mode and also that we are trying to do the right thing and work together. Sounds like a great idea. I could absolutely use the behumia theme for this in my life. It hits me in the fields every time. I have not heard that song. It's really interesting that it's like intense music. I guess that makes it feel like cinematic. But also in a way, do you go to therapy? You're like, I'm therapist. Not yet. I need to be. Okay, because, you know what I can't- Therapists always talk about how our thoughts about our lives and everything are stories. You know, that's a story that you're telling yourself. Because it's true. We don't really know what the objective truth is. So everybody just like, has a story about what's going on. Yeah. Like, maybe my story is like, oh, that girl's mad at me or she hits me. She's never liked me. It's like, I don't actually know that. So that's just a story. I'm telling myself.

12:27Maybe the music helps both people be like, this is a story. It's a movie because it's not true. It's just like our interpretation of what the fight is. It's a script. I think it's just a help in set the scene too. Imagine a movie without scoring. Horrible. Can't imagine. Horrible. Someone does, you know, have the question here though. How do you argue with someone so much that playing a theme song during arguments becomes an issue? Ooh. Like, you're fighting now, but about the fights. That's the question. It's a little unspecified. So much speaking of Leo DiCaprio. So here's our evidence for it being fake, okay? It's fake. We do not know. Oh, you can't. You can't. You're doing like ladies and gentlemen of the jury. You can't conclusively say, yeah, I should have gotten you a gamble. What the hell was I doing? Okay, but can I ask you for a favor? Sure. When you present it, can you kind of pretend like I'm the judge and you're, you're going to be like the defense attorney and the plaintiffs attorney as well. Okay. So, I'm the judge and the other attorney. The user is incredibly active.

13:29I'm also going to be the other attorney. So if I ever say like objection, you're honored. That's like if you're going to say something I disagree with, I might, you know, say the judge and also the other attorney. Okay. Okay. User is incredibly active and their age, gender, marital status change every time they post. Objection, you're honor, relevance. In this post, they're 25 with a boyfriend. In another post, they're a 22 year old man, dating a 21 year old woman. And in another, they're a 27 year old man with a 28 year old wife. Post history, caught him. Because that first time was going to be like maybe sometimes she's posting as if she is her boyfriend to try to get that side of it. Well, on the other hand, some of their posts do appear to be real like asking for help landing a role as a junior engineer. So just trying to get job advice, not, you know, on a big subreddit, potentially karma farming.

14:29Is that what people do sometimes? I'm embarrassed by how little I know. But you can't. So like if you post on Reddit and you post something really good and it blows up, people will upvote it. And then that all, every time you post, every time you get a vote on your account, you have a karma counter. So the more karma you get, the cooler you look. Do you know Morgan? I posted on Reddit once and I got banned. That's all that's ever happened to me. What did you post? I still don't understand why this happened to me. I posted on it. It was like 10 years ago. What did you post? And I like joined Reddit and it was on like our slash funny. Because I was like, oh, I don't want to be. I wanted to like just put, I think I posted a picture of a dog in a stroller wearing sunglasses that I saw on the street. And I got banned. My ass got banned for that. What? Did you, they were like, oh, sorry, memory, where this is our slash funny. It's not our slash fucking stupid. Can I say fuck, sorry. Yeah. Wait, what? Yeah. And I just like never understood. That was such a good contribution. Thank you for saying that. I was that moderator. I never would have banned you. Why do you think I got banned? I'm wondering if that subreddit had specific rules where you needed to like, they all

15:31have their own rules. And it's like for your first post to prove your real ad dinosaur in the body of the post. And you just didn't read the rules. So immediate ban. Oh. There's, there's tricky things on Reddit, you know? It's like a Goblin's Riddle House. Like you have to cross the bridge into Reddit by doing all of the special riddles. Yeah. And I didn't do it. No. And now I, oh, Rumble still to get my baby. Yeah. I will say though, there is something to be said, as you mentioned, about changing age to maybe be from the boyfriends point of view. Like there's some people who will, like I know personally, friends and family that have posted on Reddit and have changed ages and like small details to not be identified. Yeah. So you know, that's not necessarily an end, I'll be all to say fake. I agree. So what do you, where do you fall on this one? I do think that this person is probably an engineer though, because can you imagine trying to lie about that and for what reason? It's not really a joke and then you have to also make up stuff about engineering. No. Ask me the hardest engineering question you, you can think of. And I, I don't know anything, but I'll try to make it sound like I do.

16:33I, I don't know. How do you code an RSS feed? So the RSS feed is really complicated because it has all sorts of different signals. Obviously that if you code it incorrectly, it will trigger something else incorrect. But you can definitely use any language of your choosing depending on what's compatible. So C plus plus or. You must have been hired on the spot for any job interview you ever did. But what, I don't even know what you said. Do you think I don't know RSS? I don't even know what I said. I'm like, don't need to have the code in SS. And RSS feed, it's what podcasts are hosted on. That's the only like techie thing I know. Did anything I say seem right? I found off in the comments and posted a nude. Okay, I, if you want to talk Nudes, I do, baby. I will show you some Nudes. Oh, come on. But this guy, perfect. This next story, this has sent me, wait, sorry Morgan. Is there any evidence for it being real the last one?

17:33That was just it. We saw lots of different changing things and we never could get to the bottom of it. All we got. Can we ever send a message to this person and go, are you real? Yeah. Did people do that? I send the messages all the time. You do? Yeah. Did they respond to you? Yeah, like there was one story where this kid, like his parents went by and I'm a birthday cake so I was like, can I buy you a cake? Like I just message people all the time. And did he get back to you? Like three months later and I was like, I'll still buy you the cake. And? And then he never responded again. Did you say like, but I'm a famous woman with a famous podcast? No, I just send a messages. One house he's supposed to know you're real. You don't put dinosaur in the comments. Oh God. It's like so crazy. God, I've got to advice from you. What do you want to say to him? Like what do you feel would be proof that this person, this episode is brought to you by Vinted. Season is changing, time to clean out that closet and maybe make some extra money in the process. Vinted is a second hand marketplace app where you can sell your clothes you no longer wear and get more value out of your wardrobe. It's super simple to use and with no selling fees. So you keep what you earn.

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19:35Banking services provided by CashApp's bank partners. Visit CashApp.com slash legal slash podcast for full disclosures. This episode is brought to you by Revolve. If you're looking at your closet right now thinking, no, none of this is working. Just go to Revolve. I love that they have the brands I actually want. There's always something new and I can order a few options because the shipping is fast and the returns are easy. Order of Evolve.com slash THT to shop my faves and use code THT for 15% off your first order. Offer available for a limited time so don't miss out. Is real. If they respond to back besides with a nude. I guess you're right. There's no, it's like that riddle once this always lies and once this always tells the truth how are you going to do you know what I'm talking about? No, but it feels like I've gone through that before. Yeah, with people, friends. Exactly. You just like, who is it? Who is it? It's actually on it here. Yeah. Okay. So you're right. There's nothing we can do. Okay. Go on. Next one. I'm excited.

20:36I'm excited. Okay. This next one. Please, please buckle up wherever you are. So this is coming from a few places. This was originally posted on our slash am I overreacting and then they came and posted it on our own subreddit to hot takes. We have our own sub now. Okay. Yeah. This is already sending up my alarm bills. Multi posting in multiple places and also posting here to be like, isn't this so crazy? I hope you guys don't put it on the podcast. So it's titled, am I overreacting during my book club this weekend? One of the husbands asked me to stop coming because of what we read. I said no. Also username is best pirate, 5073. Nice. I'm a part of a neighborhood book club that's been meeting for about a year. It's mostly women in their late 20s to early 40s and I'm the only guy. We rotate houses every week and honestly, it's been one of the better ways I've met people since moving here. The club recently got into dark romance. It wasn't my suggestion, but everyone voted on it and that's just where the group ended

21:39up. We spend most of the meetings talking about character development, plot, whether the MMC is actually redeemable, etc. No big deal, right? I'm friendly with everyone, but I don't hang out with any of them outside a book club. I know a few of their husbands from saying hello if they're around before or after meetings, but that's about it. After our meeting a few days ago, I was loading a folding chair in my car when one of the husbands came outside and asked if he could talk to me. He told me he would appreciate it if I stopped coming to book club. I asked why. And he said his wife has become, quote, way too excited about book club ever since they started reading dark romance and that it was weird having the only guy there discussing those books with a group of married women. I laughed at first because I genuinely thought he was just joking because sometimes guys can be funny like that, but it turns out he wasn't joking. He said he wasn't accusing me of doing anything inappropriate, but that the whole situation

22:44made him uncomfortable and that it would, quote, solve a lot of problems if I just found a different hobby. I told him I wasn't there to flirt with anyone. I'm there because I like reading. Everyone in the group voted on the books and I enjoyed the discussions. I also said if he has concerns about his wife's interests in fictional morally questionable men, that's probably something that they should talk about together. He got annoyed and said I was intentionally missing the point. I eventually just told him, quote, I'm not quitting a book club because you're insecure about fictional men. If it's that big of a deal, just join. Now I'm wondering if I should have handled it differently. I don't want to create tension in the neighborhood, but I also don't think it's reasonable to ask me to leave a group I've been a part of for a year because he's uncomfortable. Am I overreacting? I love this. This is so juicy. T. Is the other husband upset about a fictional character? Is he upset about a real, real life man? I would say that, the latter.

23:46To me, I read this and I'm like, I could see it happening. When we start digging, it gets a little dicey. If you were going to give advice though, assuming that this person is real, what would your advice be to them? I mean, it feels real to me. I'm so divided on it. I have two hot takes wrestling in my mind together. It's like on one hand, I'm like, yeah, of course, he should be able to join a book club. It's his neighborhood. He's trying to connect with people he loves to read. We can't stop anyone from, this is wonderful. This is community, so I love it. On the other hand, I'm like, if I was the only man in a female space, I would already kind of be like, question mark, question mark, is this okay? I would already be like, did the girls want to just hang? I would be a little aware of that. It does seem like it started as just a general book club, and then it's kind of turned into now we're getting into maybe the dark romance. We're crossing into smut territory, things like that. Yeah, that's true. But I love friends. Then the perfect maybe third take of the hot and cold meeting, which means it's perfectly

24:52room temperature, that other husband should just join the group. That would be the best, most lovely ending of all. Maybe he'd learn a thing or two from those books. Wouldn't that be so cute to have a husband and wife reading a horny smut book together in a book club? I think that's so tender. I'm going to be honest. I don't think I could talk about my thoughts honestly if my husband was in my book club. Have you read fourth wing, Aka-Tar, have you ever fought down? I read some of Aka-Tar, which completely rotted my brain. By the way, I say rotten, I say rotten, like regular stuff. You do say that. I was just joking before about saying rotten. That was kind of funny. But I don't want anyone to sound off in the comments and go, she doesn't know the difference between teas and teas. And I don't mean tits and dicks. But yes, I've read some of Aka-Tar and I couldn't keep a breast of it, no pun intended, because it was like the sex part was ruining my rat brain dopamine. And then I couldn't follow the plot anymore because then my rat brain was just like, we'll

25:54do more of the sex stuff. I couldn't relax. The graphic audio version does help keep things in line, I will say. Oh. And then your hands are also free. Graphic? What? There's graphic audio versions. What do you mean graphic audio versions? I'll play you some on Spotify after. Are you saying graphic as in like, you see something? Or it's just descriptive, because I'm thinking graphic novel. Okay. Audio. Do you hear moaning? No. Yeah. They add scoring. If there's a dragon in the book, you'll hear a little dragon roar. It really sucks, yeah. Oh my god. I feel like you're there. Wow. I didn't know I did that. The book that they were reading in this book club is haunting Adeline. If anyone out there has read it, it's a dark romance psychological thriller about a stalker. Pretty dark is what we're hearing. But a lot of people do respond. No one gets red flags initially, not overacting. That man is a loser. It's a damn book. What book is it, by the way? And that's when we find that out. Not overacting. The guy is weirdly jealous over a book.

26:55And he would have a hernia if he read my Amazon library. But it's funny because it doesn't really feel like he's jealous of the book. It feels like he's jealous of the man getting to hear his wife's thoughts about the book. Like you were saying, how you'd have a hard time being honest in front of your husband. It's like this man's getting a peek behind the curtain in a way that your husband wouldn't ever want. Yeah. But I wonder what she's saying in the group, but he doesn't know any of that. I don't know. No, he just says my wife is very excited about book club. So it really has nothing to do with the guy or I mean, honestly, that to me reads like she's so excited to catch up and hang with a bunch of women, her age. Like maybe this is the first friend group she's had in a while, right? Like husband sounds a little bit nutty. Maybe she doesn't get to go out and have a lot of friends. Yeah. So we do get an update. Okay. OP comes back and shares this with us. So a couple of weeks ago, I posted about the husband who pulled me aside after book club and asked me to stop coming because his wife was way too excited. Well, he finally decided to join.

27:56Nice. Completely unannounced. Our last meeting was at my place, which makes it more weird that he would choose to join now. Everyone shows up normal. We're about 10 minutes in and then there's a knock at my door and to our surprise, it's him. Dressed as a big tall Mrs. Doubtfire. Hello, ladies. He walks in holding a six pack of beer like this is just a casual hang with the boys. And he says, figured he'd see what all the hype is about. His wife looked like she wanted the floor to open up. I think the crazy part is she had absolutely no idea that he was going to show up. We finished discussing the book that we were already on. He sat there mostly quiet, but every time someone brought up the main male character, being possessive or morally gray, he'd glance over at me like he was taking mental notes. Yeah, trust me. It was hella weird. Crying, laughing emoji. Then it came time to pick the next book. Normally we would just throw out options and vote.

28:58This time he pulls out his phone and goes, I actually have one. The Bible. He suggests captive in the dark. That sounds funny. Okay. A couple of women laughed nervously. One said she was down. His wife didn't say much. I stayed neutral and just said I was fine with whatever the group chose. It won. After everyone left that day, the group chat started lighting up. Three separate private messages within an hour basically saying the same thing that it felt pointed and asking if we should say something or just let him embarrass himself. I haven't replied to any of them yet because I genuinely don't know the move here. Part of me feels like I should stay quiet. I'm letting him control the vibe. Another part of me feels like calling it out makes me look like the exact problem he originally accused me of being. Also the book he picked is actually really well written and the plot is wild. So now I'm stuck reading it while wondering if every spicy scene is somehow aimed at me

29:59in his head. I don't want to create more tension in the neighborhood, but I also don't feel like quietly disappearing from a group. I've been a part of for a year just because he's decided to insert himself. Am I overreacting for feeling like this is about to blow up? Hmm. Did you do any digging on what that book is? No, I didn't look at what it is. Captive in the dark. It sounds horny as hell. It is a 2011 dark romance novel about a kidnapped woman and her captor seeking revenge. Listen, what's he on about now? Why is he doing this? I'm wondering if the character is like if it was almost like a sub-tweet where it's like, I see you. You have a what is he seeing? What is so perverted and horny about a man who goes to a book club? So let's get into a little bit about our poster. Oh, yeah. Oh, my God. This is like the scary part of the podcast. This is like being on Maureen being like, let's look at the paternity test. You are the father. So the username is best pirate 5073, but that can be your username on Reddit and you can

31:03pick a display name. So the user's actual display name that they chose is Big Black Darius. Giving oral. Just giving oral. Okay. Okay. Their account is 18 plus. They have in their bio, 67 Dallas, Texas, traveling massage therapist. What the, okay, this is wow. Okay. This has changed a lot of things for me. Okay. So are you saying 67 as in a height? 67. 67. That's a height. There's very few people. A very few people. Very few people. 67. So I have this tool because if you go look at best pirate, Big Black Darius's account, it is very hard to see all of their posts because there are so many. So I have a tool that lets me look at all their posts across various subreddits. A magnifying glass. Basically, this person has posted at least 300 if not 400 times on Reddit.

32:05Across various subreddits. Wow. Various Darius. Posting in entitled people, posting in malicious compliance, R-slash Dallas, I will say very consistently, lives in Texas, moved to Dallas, started a book club, works at a gym, massage therapist. The gym, the massage therapist, the 6-7, it's all starting to kind of fill out the world of the husband being like, get out of the book club, man. The girls, the girls kind of don't want you in the book club, man. Yeah. Yeah, there's a lot, a lot, a lot here. It is interesting because there are some posts that are very, I mean, you see Dick. His Dick? Oh my god, don't send me the link. Seriously, Margaret don't. You see, but you have my number if you need, like, if I have to look at it for part of the research for the story. There's a lot of shots. So an animal, is he skin, people, fucking.

33:05Oh, there are other people. It's not him being like, here's all the stuff I'm working with. No, it is. It is him. Do you want to see? You're kind of curious. Okay. I am kind of curious. Turn to me. I don't know if I should. Show me. I handle it. There's no, like, just a shot of it. It's all like, it's being acted upon. Yeah. Okay, then no. Because no, if it's even, they, everybody, even knows everything looks, everything looks like, it's consensual. Okay, okay. I mean, I would say like, because I think the accusation here is like, is this person fake or are they karma farming? And like, my thought, because at this point, they have 157,000 karma points on Reddit. Can I ask you a really naive question about this? Yeah. And you guys just relax. I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not before. I spend most of my time on Neopets. Okay? That's a great place to be. Does this translate to money at all? Yeah. So what, so why would you leave karma for me? It's just for like, attention. It's the same reason you would munch house you by proxy your daughter.

34:06Correct. Okay. In a, in a, yeah, I think in like a, you could maybe connect that in a realm, sure. So you can buy awards from Reddit, but the awards, it doesn't do anything. Like, we connected with direct caterpillar. He's one of our new Bastis big poster on Reddit. He's got over a million. And he's like, I think it translates to like six cents or six dollars. Something astronomically low for how much karma he has. My thing is though, I think the karma could get your posts boosted higher on the main Reddit page. Oh, so every time you post them, if you need like advice, you're going to get a lot of people who miss it. And if this is someone who is trying to actively then sell an only fans page and all of the posts are leading back to his account, maybe, maybe it's good traffic. But this person is very active on the two. I take subreddit. Very, very active. There's at least 20 posts on two outtakes. Wow. So they could be out there listening right now and could be like, hey, no, I actually am

35:07real. Here's a picture of my face. There actually is a picture of his face. Wow, let's see that. Okay. Let me find that has been posting in our slash boy dinner diaries. This is a new sub where you like share a picture of your meal. It's like turkey bowl rice. It is. No, it's like protein. Yes. Like steak and broccoli. Boy dinner. It is very boy dinner. Boys need dog food so bad. Someone make dog food for men. They will buy it in by the kilo. So this is a post that best pirate has posted. This is on their account. So didn't go to a subreddit. It is titled dropped to your knees and worship me until you have every fucking vein memorized. And it's a selfie of him. Okay. Very jacked. I'm going to say I don't think I'd want him and my wife's book club either. Do you know what I mean? Very fit guy. I mean, it's kind of crazy. I know that it's like we shouldn't be judging people on how they look,

36:08but I would be like with all those muscles. You must have a different reason for being in the book club. Do you know what I mean? Like it's just suddenly like is like, especially if it's like a book club with literally all women, all women. It is. It is. That's how judgments happen. I know, but like I'm like good for him for having his interests and hobbies and all of these things. So I'm going to read some titles that are from our writer here, best pirate, in other things. So this is coming from our slash slutty confessions. It's titled our book club discussion turned into me six, seven, completely cooking her five, five boyfriend. Here we go. Another post coming in our slash off my chest. Coming. Coming from my mind's in the gutter clearly. This is titled I left a note in a used books margin and someone wrote back a week later. Now I can't stop thinking about it. And he details the story about going to a used book shop and opening this book and in the margins.

37:12Seeing notes from someone like responding to the book being like, why would she stay with him? This is horrible treatment. Bumbleble. He apparently leaves a note in a random page that says you deserve better than this. And you're right. Put the book back on the shelf comes back a week later. Happens to be in the same row grabs the book opens it. And there's a new note in response to his. I came back looking for this exact copy. Thank you for writing that. I left him two days ago. That was it. No name, no date. Just those three lines. I put the book back and walked out. I've thought about it every day since. What are the comments to that thing? Are people just so earnestly like, hey, that's actually beautiful. Wow. I think because no one's really connecting the dots of like how much the user's passing about this man. I would say this whole thing was a lot. Then there's another post our slash romance books looking for a book to properly teach a married slut how to obey and be a good girl.

38:14Our slash confession. I create audio or rotica and erotic novels as a hobby. And my highest viewer is my married neighbor. Okay. This is so funny because the original story that you read, I was going to say this sounds like a plot of something. It's like cinematic in the way that even how the husband joins and he happens to join on the last day of that book. And then he happens to be the one that gets to pick the next book. It's all very like how a movie is. We're just like, it's convenient timing for everyone involved. That. So given this extensive post history. Yeah. I think he's like writing or she is writing. Ding, ding, ding, ding. Yeah, exactly. Is writing a lot of like, literatica and is like trying to just kind of, I mean, it's like performance art. It's been like, is this a believable, you know, story of the line? You know what I haven't done is I haven't Google image search. This healthy. So now I'm like, let's give it a go. Let me see a detective at work. If there's anything that pops up, like if it actually does lead to someone's user profile. No, there's no exact matches.

39:18So does that mean it's real? Because otherwise where did you get it? Where did you get that selfie? Unless it's AI generated. I'm not sure. I'm like, I'm looking, obviously it starts to like then find people. Can we look at it one more time and then maybe we can see an AI clue? Do you know how to tell? I mean, some things. But do you post these for your listeners? Oh, yeah, they'll see. They see. Like, do you see any clues? I'm like, I'm going to look at this water bottle. Get in there. Get in there. Yeah, it's AI. You think it's AI? 100%. I'm going to tell you for two reasons. The first, this is my, this is the Benoit Blanc of AI images. Okay, I think look at the logo on the water bottle. It looks like it's two words, but they're like smushed together to become that nonsensical language. And then the second thing is the quality of the picture appears to be on film, but you're taking it with an iPhone. Do you don't think that was like the TESA app where you add the grain effect?

40:20I mean, it could be, but I don't know. I guess I just don't really see that type of man adding that type of filter. Okay. Do you know what I mean? But if you really have a club, that's true. It's an erotic reader. He could be artsy. I guess you're right. You're right. I guess you're right. You're right. I guess you're really in touch with this filter. It could be a filter. I'm devil's advocate because, you know, that's fake or not. Yeah. This is where we're at. Okay, Judge, where do you fall on this one? Fake as hell, but I think it's performance art. Okay. My hunch. And I think it's decent writing. I actually do think the writing is great because also it could have gone to Binky Bonky world and it didn't. It didn't. Like if you're posting on two hot takes all the time, you could be like, oh, what? Do I do my, you know, you? There's a good stuff in my asshole. And that's the thing. I think if you were like, I mean, one, three hundred to four hundred posts is an insane commitment. I do think this is leading to back to their business, whether it's... They're writing a book.

41:21Whether it's writing a book and trying to sell the erotic graphic novels, whatever, which I think is a huge thing. There's a lot of accusations now about Reddit posts being like hidden advertising, where it's like, oh God, they're kind of mentioning that car way too much in the post. I bet that's an ad for the car. Like, there's now this question of like, are these posts or are they ads? And so is this person advertising the book? I literally, my thought was like, who wrote Haundae and Adeline? Is it the author trying to come in and sell their book? I mean, the post on Reddit can go viral. Lisa, you're totally right about this being AI generated, by the way. Really? Look at the camera on the iPhone. Do you see the lenses? They're all screwed up. There's like one that's like awanky. I think it's fully integrated. Yeah. And we're all like ignoring the fact that his body is like superhuman from the gods. No, I guess men have bodies like that all the time. Like beyond fit, but I mean... I know it is possible. Works out of Jim.

42:21Look at us. I mean, there was another post in his history that was like, the manager of the Jim told me my shorts were inappropriate. Because my big dick is too huge, it's slopping around on the ground while I try to lift weights. And one girl tripped over my dick and she thought it was a big skip rope. And she was doing CrossFit in the class, and so she started picking up to do that thing where you wink it around. No! What? Hashtag, am I the asshole? So you're stamping it. It's fake. But I do love it. And you know what? It's like, I have done things like this before where I'm trying to write something. Like honestly, the idea that if, for example, this person is writing a book and then they're like, this is the situation, what would you do in case they're missing anything? Like, you know when you watch a movie and you're like, oh my god, that would never happen, you would just go to this person and say this and then this would all be over. It's kind of a way to like poke holes in your own story to be like, what is everyone seeing with this dynamic? Is there something I'm missing? If you're writing fiction? No, I definitely, I definitely think it's fanfiction. And that's where I landed as well. I said this as someone who is doing a creative exercise and writing and building their

43:25ability to write because what great feedback if your writing is so good people buy a new it? Yes. Like, I do think this is someone who 100% should be an author. Yes. If they're not already and using this as a means of selling their books. And by the way, who wrote Haunted Hunting, Edelain? You know, we looked her up. We did not find that it was, was her. I'll show you a picture of the author. Because now how do I know that it's not you and you're not this whole thing isn't but an ad for your book? I will say. I think this is the author. HD Carlton. I'm going to confirm with another picture. Very young looking author, only 29. Someone you would see potentially on Reddit. I could. I know. Work in the red lip and the winged eyeliner. I wish I could do that as well. That's her. It's beautiful. Anyone on the internet. You can be anyone. Wow. Yeah, but I agree. Definitely. Definitely giving fake. Yeah.

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45:30It is titled Need Advice. A Claude Chat was left open on our TV where my husband told Claude he's worried. I'll never lose weight. Oh no. Oh Lord. To clarify, my 29 female husband, 34 male, often plugs his laptop into our TV. Yesterday, we were playing ping pong outside and I went inside to grab some water. While I was waiting for my bottle to fill, I glanced at the screen he had up on our TV. There was a closed Claude Chat titled, quote, Navigating Fitness Concerns in a long-term relationship. When I went back outside, he could tell something was wrong. I was honest and told him I had seen the title of the chat. He tried to explain that he was just worried that I don't have the same motivations he does when it comes to fitness. I told him, I feel like he's convinced I'll never lose weight strictly because I hate going to the gym. I have had an ED in the past and going to the gym was a big part of why I developed it.

46:32I walk for an hour every morning. I live in Arizona. It's way too hot to walk during the day or after work right now. I also exercise at home instead of going to the gym. I quickly changed the subject and focused on our ping pong game because I could feel myself getting emotional and I didn't want to get into it right then. This probably makes me an asshole, but today I decided to look at his laptop and see exactly what he had said in the chat with Claude. It was really hurtful to read. He said things like, quote, I've always fantasized about having a thin wife and I'm worried she has given up, along with other things along those lines. Thankfully Claude kind of put him in his place and told him he needed to focus on himself. But still, the fact that this is apparently what he thinks when he looks at me feels awful. Now I'm questioning whether he actually means it when he's telling me I'm beautiful, which he does often. The thing is, we started a fitness plan together two weeks ago and so far I've actually stuck

47:35to it more consistently than he has. I spend an hour at the dog park every morning with our dog doing laps around the park. He's joined me a handful of mornings but he often skips. To be fair when he skips, he usually works on projects around the house. So it's not like he's just sitting around and doing nothing. But still. Also I hate to even bring this up because I don't want this to turn into a comparison of our bodies. But while I'm kind of chunky, I'm about 60 pounds lighter than he is. When I lost weight for our wedding years ago, I was on a heavily restricted calorie diet. Obviously that was extremely unhealthy and once I started eating normally again, I gained weight quickly. But he also gained weight over the years. My biggest issue with fitness is honestly just time and energy. I have a stressful job and a very busy schedule. I spend most evenings training and tiring out our 10 month old Australian cattle dog, which usually means spending another 30 to 45 minutes in the backyard kicking a ball around with him. Until recently, I was also doing probably 95% of our household chores.

48:36By the end of the night, I might have one hour to actually relax before bed and I haven't wanted to spend that hour working out. Apparently to my husband, that means I've given up. I don't know. I'm just really hurt. Hmm. That's poor lady. To literally find out your husband has turned to AI to be like, I'm unattracted to my wife. She's given up. What do I do? He clearly knows how wrong it is because he's not talking to real people. He's talking to a fake ass robot. Like, you know it's wrong. Yes. You had to rat away in your little squirrel cave and talk to your fake little squirrel rat friend. Mm-hmm. Damn. I know. Well, listen, can I bend while Blanc for a second here? How about it? Do you know who that is? No. It's the detective from Knives Out. I love him.

49:36Daniel Craig. Yes. Okay. Listen, they live in Arizona, correct? Now, I'm going to do this like now. I'm cross examining you, okay? Okay. Morgan, actually, you're going to be OP. OP, you stayed it earlier. You live in Arizona. Is that correct? Correct. And you walk for about how long every day? At least an hour. Right. What time do these walks normally take place? Well, it's really hot in Arizona. So before work, because I also have a full-time job. So, you know, 7, 8 a.m. Right. Right. Because if you were to walk in the afternoon, for example, it might be too hot. Dangerously? Dangerously hot. Okay. So, now, I don't know about you, OP, but if I was going to enjoy a game of ping pong with my significant other, I guess I probably wouldn't want to do it at 7 in the morning. Is that around the time you normally play ping pong? No. This was an evening on a weekend. On evening on a weekend? I didn't think about that. So then it was cool enough to do that. Yeah. And, you know, we do have a pergola outside of our house with a fan on it.

50:39So we did have a nice gentle breeze. A junction, you're too much to affect the honor. A junction, you're the ping pong throw. Pergola is too fancy of a word, you're honor. The witness is trying to distract. Bailey, you're the judge now. You can say overruled or you can say sustained. Overruled. I'm losing. I'm losing this court case. My kids are going to kill me. Literally my kids are in private school. I'm not going to be able to afford anything for them after this. This case is not going my way. What advice would you give her? If you believe this is 100% real, what advice would you give this person? This is your friend. This is your friend. This is your friend coming you. I found out my husband, Johnny, said this about me. To clad. Well, are we giving advice or are we discerning if this is true or false? Let's give advice first. Okay. What would you tell her? Because she's on two outtakes. Could be a listener hearing her story right now. So some people are wanting, are wanting really advice. Some people literally find out I read their story.

51:39It's like it's too painful for me to even consider this to be a true story. It's like I had an easier time thinking that the horny porn book club thing that was going to turn into like group sex for this one man was real. And now this I really want to believe is fake. Do you want to get into the validity of this story first? Yeah, because please I just like really want to, I need some comfort. I want to believe it's not true. So unfortunately. No. I would say this has a lot of evidence for real. No. Screen shots of the cloud conversation. Screen shots of the dog. And that's an adorable dog. And it looks to be about 10 months old suspicions confirmed. Definitely a cattle dog with a big ball. OPs very active. The account is nine years old. So not a new Reddit account coming on Reddit just to post this story and blow it up. There's a dog pictures of vinyl action type figures and figures that she's trying to trade online. Okay. So it is giving people not get like worried that they post their dog and then someone's

52:44like, Hey, I know that dog. And then therefore I know this woman. I mean, I don't know. I'm sure a lot of people do fear being found out. I think that's why there's information that gets changed. But that dog is cute as hell. It's right. I knew that dog in my social circle. I would never forget that. Oh, I'd immediately be like, that's Barney. Yeah, exactly. I know him. That's my ex boyfriend. That's literally Sarah posting that. Oh my God. I should reach out to Sarah and help her get a divorce. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. This is really hard because it's like, I don't know. Can you go first with advice? Yeah. I mean, I don't know because this is something I do struggle with. It's like, I feel like, and I think a lot of people do of just like feeling confident and comfortable in your own skin. I think that's a tough battle. And so knowing that my partner who's supposed to love me the most, who sees me naked, who's intimate with me is going to Clyde. Even more so. And like, saying these things, I would have a really hard time coming back from that end

53:46being naked and being vulnerable with him again. Totally. I don't know if I'd ever be able to get the trust back. And like she said, like, he calls me beautiful all the time. I don't know if I can believe it. Right. Right. Right. And it's like, I look at her life and I'm like, you're the one taking the dog. You create this fitness plan. Was this fitness plan a little, we'll do it together, sweetie, but it really wasn't a will do together. It's he made it so you would get on board. Right. And that feels manipulative. And then you're doing 95% of your household chores. Meanwhile, you both work. Yeah. Where's the like upside in this relationship to where you're like, I have like about an hour every night to relax. And I don't want to spend it working out. Where's the gay in this? Totally. No, I would say like if you really love him and want to move forward, then couples counseling for sure. But at the same time, you're 29. And you got to you've. You can start fresh, honey. Like this, you could chalk this up as like, hey, you had some years to burn. Yes. Now have some fun. I think that's.

54:46That's a good idea. Give him the D. The worst. You don't have kids yet or any. No mention of kids. Then start from scratch. Yeah. Like what would you say to your sister if she was coming you with this? Oh, yeah. Oh my god. I'd be like, you got to get out of there. That's crazy. You'd be like, I'll go get the you haul. Let me. Let me help you back. The only like, I guess, B of the D benefit of it out is like, he didn't bring it up to her for a reason because he, I guess, was trying. We all have like nasty thoughts about the people that we love. It's not good to have them, but like at least he didn't, he hasn't been like saying it. It's like he felt like he was trying to get right in his own mind without hurting her feelings, which at least feels like half of a good thing, but I still agree with you. I think she should go get another boyfriend. It is sad that like he couldn't just like process this in his own brain of like angel on one side, devil on the other like, huh, I just, you know, well, because attraction, people argue this all the time. Like attraction is just what it is. Like if he's not attracted to her, he can't help it.

55:46I know. I know. And then being like, I always wanted a skinny wife. My little dream is a little boy. He was the skinnyest wife you could ever imagine. Do you hear yourself? I don't know why I think I fit in a toaster. And like, Claude is the one being like the, Claude's like, you need a relaxation and same. You sound horrible. You're being an asshole. Focus on yourself actually. Exactly. Like I wonder if Claude was like, well, how much do you weigh? How much do you work on? Literally. Like what is, I want to, I want to see the Claude transcript. Claude's like, I'm literally sucking the oceans dry and contributing to the water wars and you are a worst kind of guy than me. Like you had to use AI for this. Yeah. Loser. Loser behavior. Loser loner, whatever. Get the picture, duh. This is only a day old at this point in time. Oh. It's very fresh. So it's not too late to intervene. It is not. We could change a life. And wait, she posted this on your subreddit. Yeah. So she's going to hear this. Hopefully. Oh. Likely a listener.

56:47Oh my god. Okay, wait, I want to have another try at the advice because that's like, now it feels a little bit also too calc to just be like, get another boyfriend. It's like, I also understand that. There's like, sunken cost fallacy of like, we've been together for this long. Mary Mary Mary. Like this is a heavy. This is a very intense thing. How? So I feel like couples counseling is your first order of business. And if that's not working, try throwing some spider-on music in the mix. That was a good solid take. It's great second attempt. And also make sure you get to keep the dog if anything does. Oh, yeah. Of course. Devolved. And two divorce. I mean, sounds like she's walking the dogs. Oh, really, really cute dog. You can do that thing where you walk in separate directions and see who the dog follows. And I guarantee it's going to be Miss Mama girl. Uh-huh. That I wonder, would you do best of three just in case? I just like, I would literally bathe myself in a meat stick than I before. Yeah, oh yeah. Just make sure. Top comment. Personally, I'd leave his bitch ass. He doesn't respect you. Yep. I approved the comment. Good job. What up, bra? What is there anybody saying anything else or is every comment just like leave him?

57:49Pretty much. You kind of break down your sticking to your shared exercise plan more than he is. You're doing almost all of the household chores. You're the only one training your dog and he has his own weight problems. He needs to focus less on your weight and more on pulling his own weight around the house. Maybe if chores were 50, 50, you'd feel more inclined to work out at home above all that. You don't have any obligation to change your body for him. Amen. OP does respond. That's what I tell him whenever he brings up his frustrations with our healthy eating and exercising plans, the 50, 50 chores things. I tell him that if I wasn't so busy, I'd love to work out more. I'm not even exaggerating when I say that I'm up every day at 5 a.m. for the dog park. What? I work until 5.30 p.m. Spend an hour or more cooking and cleaning, then spend an hour in the backyard with the dog. That brings me to 7.30 p.m. which is basically bad time. Once I'm home from work, I don't sit down and take a breath for at least two hours. Wow. She's amazing. I think since it's not traditional weights and machine-based, he doesn't consider what

58:52I'm doing exercise. Thankfully, follow his approach and so I'll be able to walk after work with our dog without getting sunburned and sweating to death. I do the backyard play right now instead of walking since it's to offer a dog on the pavement. Okay. I think this is also an alternate path. I think option number one is to leave him. I think that's probably the best one. Option number two is to get counseling. That's also a decent option. And here's the wild card. Option number three. I'm going to throw in the mix. Cool. She goes, okay. She starts like, okay, remember when Jasmine gets kidnapped by Jafar and she starts to wear the red outfit because he puts her in a red outfit and she's like, oh, sometimes you have to be like, oh, Jafar, I love you. I actually love wearing this red outfit because you're trying to trick him. A little fauning. Fawning. So she's going to go, babe, actually, you just kind of blew my mind. You're so right. I need to get more fit. You're the smartest man I've literally ever met. I'm going to take your advice to heart and every day after work for two hours, I'm going to go to the gym. And then she starts going to the gym for two hours or whatever the hell she wants to do after work for two hours. I know it's done.

59:53And getting outside. I imagine every day. Go to a movie. Absolutely bloody stumps. Then he's home alone being like, who watched a dog make the dinner? Like, dude, you know, he's suddenly being like, oh, my God, there's so much to do at home when this woman's at the gym, like, how the fuck were we managing before? So he starts drowning in the household duties. She's not at home. And if she is going to the gym, she's slowly and slowly and slowly getting more and more ripped and ripped and ripped. And then on the eve of his 40th birthday or whatever sort of is like a magical time, she's going to await a certain compliment. He's when he when he's when he utters the phrase, I finally have my skinny wife. The magic is going to encapsulate a dark cloud will come and swirl around them. And then she's going to turn and go, no, someone else finally has a skinny wife and she's going to walk out the door and go marry someone else. Talk about some erotic fan fiction. I'm on board for this. Because you know when people get some of those people get really fit before they're going to leave their spouse. I mean, there wasn't really a poetic just.

1:00:53There was a show. This feels like a fever dream. There was like a show called Revengebod, really, where people would like start working out to get back at their boyfriend or ex or whoever. Oh, so it was like a makeover transformation, like out of spite, which, hey, that's your motivator. Sometimes it works. Wow. And then probably at the end, there's like a really cheesy, heavily produced thing where they're like, Amanda is about to run into Justin at this bar that he's always at. And then she walks in and she's like, big mistake, huge, huge. Like Julia Roberts, pretty woman style. Yeah. I would watch that. I would. I think this is, don't waste that much time because, you know, but wouldn't you like to see him have to do all the chores for a while while she's at the gym? Oh, he needs to start doing some chores. I'm like, I'm actually kind of mystified that you've had this conversation about how chores should be 50, 50 and he just is like basically like, no, we're good. And you still keep doing it. Okay. We know before we talked about how we were saying TikTok is marketing things. So if you heard of this card game with the all the chores on it, it's called like fair

1:01:54play or something. Yes. I feel like they do that before you have. Yeah. My, my brother and his wife are like big believers in this little card game. Yeah. Do you play it with your spouse? No. I just kind of like looked at it with my brother and his wife. You don't want to bring it home because you're like well being trouble. Honestly, I would be, he does, I think he does more than me. I vacuum the fuck out of that place. Like I love a vacuum, but he does like most of the cooking laundry's pretty split. But like right now he's at home taking care of the ponies. It's, you will get there. We'll get. Yeah. It's funny because I feel like the people who buy the card game and bring it home are the ones who know they're doing more work. Because I also would never purchase it and bring it into the family home. Yeah. No, I would never allow that to cross the threshold. I'm like, we just got to. Why open Pandora's box? We don't need to know who's doing what. No, I literally had Otsko on recently. I love her. Just obsessed with her. And she was telling a story where she's like, And Ryan is amazing. So she can't be playing this game either.

1:02:55No, she's like after seven years I realized I've never done laundry. And I go seven years. Yeah. I love that for you. Amazing. But yeah, no, it should be, it should be a little more fair. Hope you're out there. O.P. Sunday new. So much love. You love you. I think you're going to have an amazing, amazing glow up. You're so young. Mm-hmm. Life is ahead of you. Yeah. There is like a line here kind of at the end that I somehow missed. But it basically says, I know I invaded his privacy by reading the conversation. I'm not trying to pretend that was okay. But now that I know what he said, I can't I know it. I don't know how I'm supposed to hear him tell me I'm beautiful without wondering whether he actually means it. Sorry for the long read. I generally don't know what to do from here. I'm worried he's using the times I had eating struggles as a comparison for how hard I'm trying. Do I tell him I read the chat and talk about it? Do I leave it alone? Or do I use this as motivation for the world's most spiteful glow up?

1:03:57Yes, yes, yes, that one. But I think just like be you, be happy and healthy. And like, if you want to work out a little more, then do it. But like find a partner who's going to carry some of the household weight with you. Yes. Because how can you like how can you do anything if it's all on you? You would have less shit to do if you got a divorce. Like having you heard the thing where people are like, oh, I married and me and my husband have a baby and I'm like a single parent, even though I married and it's like once you get divorced, you have less shit. Yeah. That's going to be you. Yeah, because then your partner actually has to like take custody sometimes and they actually have to do their part. Yeah. I'd stop. I'd also stop doing things. Even if like you want to make this work, I'd stop doing his laundry. Oh, yeah. I'd like literally find a way to like force him to do shit. Yeah. I'm so pissed for her. And then still leave him. Oh, that's so good. Want to give it a go? Yeah.

1:04:58Very good. I feel like it could be workshoped a bit, but we'll get there. It's hard doing it on the spot if you've never practiced. Do you practice that a lot? No. Really, you want to try? An evil laugh? Yeah. Give it a go. I'm scared. I know. It's very, it's very like. I know it's scary. I mean, that's how I felt at the beginning of this when I did the big clown honk, you know what I mean? It's like that's what this is about. It's about just like women being vulnerable each other, you know what I mean? Yeah. Yeah. Okay, you need to be the next Maleficent. Thank you. Oh, that was good. You ready to pop in? Yeah. Pressures on, man, fake or not, theme. And now it's your turn to be the judge. Okay. Let's do it. Lauren is popping in. It is now time for FML brought to you by Chrysler. When it comes to the newly designed Chrysler Pacifica, FML means something a little different. F. Free to lounge in the back. FML, my phone's fully juiced. And L, Loki, I love this.

1:05:58That's the FML you say in response to features like seating up to eight extra cargo space and the fam cam. Now to the retitors who are saying FML for less fun reasons. This next one is coming from our slash Tiffu. It's titled, Today I Messed Up by Improving Myself After a Breakup. About eight years ago, just before I went to university, my girlfriend at the time broke up with me. Reasons included, but not limited to my appearance, distance at different universities, blah, blah, blah, but very importantly, and I quote, You've got the most annoying voice on the face of the planet. Being my first girlfriend, I was heartbroken in a good way. I decided to improve myself at university, the whole glow up procedure. I was going to a different university from all of my other friends anyways. Might as well start new. I started working out, eating healthy, doing more skincare, even ended up getting a six pack. I started looking up how to dress better out with the baggy shirts that hide my moobs,

1:07:02in with the fitted jeans and colored shirts. I got contacts, started learning how to style my hair. Took self improvement classes, got some therapy, started being happier with myself, started calling myself with my middle name instead and very, very important. I started practicing an Australian accent. You bid me thought, Hey, let's try and learn the sexiest accent out there. By no means do I look Australian? Heck, I'm third generation Chinese Canadian, but I got good. I studied it religiously, hours of practice. It got to the point, even Australian natives couldn't tell the difference. Problem was, I couldn't turn it off. Meh, it's okay, it's a good accent. So now I look completely different, sound different, and even go by a different name. Top it off with me moving to another province for work. Now here is where we start the F up. Fast forward to about.

1:08:02Fast forward to about one month ago when I started a new job. Boss is doing the rounds introducing me to the team. He then introduces me to my cubicle mate, slash work buddy, for orientation. This is my ex. And I start sweating bullets. This girl is triggering a massive flight response. I'm terrified of her. I'm ready to quit right there and then. And she doesn't recognize me at all. I obviously can't ignore her, so I try to play it chill. She starts asking me some generic get to know you questions. Where are you from? I love your accent. Where did you go to school? I grew up in Brisbane. Nope, Chem loops. Did my MBA at U of T, UBC? Oh yeah, totally Miss Australia. I went there once during a layover.

1:09:03And it keeps going. Can't be that bad, right? Just one person that thinks I'm someone else. And then we have a team icebreaker. Introduce what you know about your buddy to the rest of the team. Of course, my ex then introduces me with what I just told her. And now the entire team thinks I'm their resident Australian. And I'm now living a complete lie. On the plus side, the ex asked me out for dinner. Oh. I don't know if that's the plus side here. Is there a plus side? Oh my gosh. How do you not recognize a person at all? That's what I'm thinking. I'm like their teeth, their... I smell. I don't know. There's gotta be like something that smells. I don't know. Get in there, get in a whiff of the pheromone. Oh yeah. I don't know. Just like the energy. I just don't feel like I could...

1:10:04I mean, never know. But I would be very shocked if I ever dated somebody. But I couldn't recognize later. No. I'm just blown away. Also the commitment. You learn this Australian accent. But like, what does your family think when you go home for the holidays? Like everyone in your life is just like, are you okay? He almost like Austin butlered himself. Where Austin butler had the Elvis accent. Forever. After being Elvis. Yeah. Which... I agree. I agree. That would be me. I... If I learned an Australian accent, I would never be able to stop. It would be me now. Like a new personality. Like I wouldn't be like... I don't know. I just one love the accent too. I just feel like that's the way my brain works. I'm just kind of like... If I get fixated on something, I'm like... Yeah. You're hooked. I'm hooked. Yeah. The comments on this one. They kind of from the get-go kind of are like, are you serious? Because they go, seems like a comedy movie to me. If it's true, I'm sorry for the mess you have right now.

1:11:06But the thing is, I can't get it to sound serious in my head. OP responds, if it wasn't happening to me, I wouldn't believe it either. And then someone does say on the plus side, the ex asked me out for dinner, that is not a plus side. And that has 8K of votes. I think it is a plus side. Are you kidding? Like, the whole OP went through trauma because of this person and now he's like, look at me now. Look at me now. How do you come out with this, though? Like your whole team thinks you went to Australia. Your whole team thinks you're from Australia. You went to different university. All your boss has to do is be like, well, Resume says this. What? I know. No, I know that's really bad. It's really bad in it. If it was just like a stop by, say hi to the classroom, not go to dinner with the ex and then get out of there. There's a little bit more wiggle room, but this is bad. This is bad. This is super bad. I'm really embarrassing. Like really embarrassing.

1:12:06Oh, the social pariah you're going to become when this comes out that your accents fake because the girl is going to be like, he probably found me and he's like pretending to be this one of the person. That's scary. He probably found where I worked and is like trying to get back at me. Oh my gosh. Yeah. No, that's terrifying. Like, she's going to be like, this guy's, he's off his rocker. I just need to know how he gets discovered. If he gets discovered, what's going on? I think she knows and just kind of browsing him. You don't think she knows at all. Okay, because a lot of the comments did think she could potentially know. No. And they say, bruh, she knows. She's just curious as to how far you're going to take the charade. No, I don't think she knows. I don't think so either. I feel like she would have called him out. I think she would have had, unless he's not picking up, but I feel like she would have had like giveaways, like kind of like body language laughing, just different. I don't know. I don't think she knows. A lot of people just kind of question the post. This right here, either that or OP's just lying about this.

1:13:09OP is definitely making this up. Nobody just adopts an accent for fun and then carries it into the workplace. Yeah. People do that. They definitely do. Are you kidding? They're people do. My strange addictions, like there's a lot of things people do. That's not that crazy. I mean, there's people that turn themselves into cats. Yeah. So I don't think an accent is that out of the realm. A sexy accent? Yeah. I mean, I'm just going to complete your sexy transformation. After you literally got told and I quote, you've got the most annoying voice on the face of the planet. Oh my god. That is. Yeah. No, that's insane. Also, like I didn't even get to address the fact that the X is so mean. Genuinely so mean. It was break up. What? Yeah, just break up. Just break up. My goodness. So where do you fall on this one? Do you think it's fake? Or do you think it's real? I think it's real. So this post is seven years old. OK. So it's kind of pre-AI.

1:14:09It's pre where people really were posting to like Karma Farm. I feel like after COVID, like 2021 is when you really started seeing an influx of like fake posts on Reddit and then really in the last year, it's increased. So seven years old to me is kind of like, OK, it's pre-AI. Yeah. More reputable. It would have been a creative writing process. I feel like the creative writing stuff though. I feel like they don't reply back. Like I wouldn't believe it if it was me either. I know. That is true. But this is their first and only post. OK. So could have came in just to drop this. I mean, it is very hard to believe that the X wouldn't recognize OP, no matter how much they changed. That, yeah, I guess. But OP is also going by middle name now. Yeah. It's like. And how many years ago was it? Because there's like growth spurt that happened within that too. About eight years ago. Yeah.

1:15:10Just before I went to university. I could see it. So high school. Yep. 18 to now 26. I mean, I see people's TikToks about like their boyfriend, Glowup, that they make about their partner and like truly different people. Yeah. This guy was like anti-girlfriend. He went glasses, contacts. Yeah. And what of that was to Australian. I believe it. I believe it. I'm a believer. I'm a believer. And a believer. Oh my gosh. I need to know what you guys think of this one. But he doesn't have any updates or anything. That's it. That's all we got. Well, I love this as a movie. Please somebody make it. And if you're out there, OP, please come back and update us and let us know if you and your ex got back together again. And she never found out who you were and then you had a family and then here we are like another seven years later and you've got two kids. Let us know. Let us know if you ever came clean. This episode is brought to you by Chrysler. Life with kids is basically a never ending series of plot twists.

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1:18:12Here is a registered trademark of SCAUS LLC. Thanks Chrysler. Okay. This one coming from R slash Tiffu. Today I fucked up. Basically subreddit to just like out yourself about like a stupid weird mess up. And it's titled today I fucked up going to my ex's wedding. Interesting. My ex girlfriend invited me to her wedding. It was unexpected but I accepted. The invitation said the people who were allowed to bring a plus one were married or engaged couples. I was not engaged or married so I went alone. I managed to couple up with another single guy at the wedding and stayed with him throughout the ceremony to avoid looking like I didn't belong to two of us got separated at the reception because we were allocated to different tables. My table only had single people. As we got to know one another, we realized we had one specific thing in common. We were all exes of the bride. It was a little weird but we made a joke of it because we assumed that was the point

1:19:16of us being there. Fast forward to the speeches. When it was the bride's turn to speak, she asked all of her exes to stand up, which we did. She informed the audience that we were the people she dated and had disappointed her over the years before she discovered the love of her life aka her husband. She wanted us all to know how grateful she was to have been with all of us but then she locked eyes with me and said maybe not all of us. She said my name and asked me to wave at everyone. I waved like an idiot. She warned all of the women at the wedding to watch out for me because I literally peed on her. The husband stood up at that moment and covered the microphone with his hand while he whispered something to his wife that made her look confused as fuck. The bride sat down without saying anything else. The husband made an awkward joke about his wife having too much champagne and instructed us to please take our seats. The DJ intervened and asked if any of the groom's exes were also in the house which actually

1:20:21made the audience laugh. The music played and everyone pretended none of that just happened. Except for me, I got the fuck out of there as soon as the lights dimmed for the disco ball. Today I fucked up. Okay. Oh, it's real. No, you're immediately going to fail. Can't be. Too unhinged. Well, it's kind of like, why is the DJ telling everyone to take their seats right before he turns on the disco ball? These stories are so stressful to me. I have to go into one detail. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I think the husband took the mic, said, you know, take your seats. But what do you think he could have said to his bride that made her confused as fuck? I would love to know. Like, okay, ha ha. And it's just like, okay, if your cockled speech is over, we're good now. Right. I don't know. And she said, I'm sorry, I'm sorry Morgan, can we take it back? You said he peed on her? He did. He peed on her.

1:21:22Okay. Well, that's really interesting because at the time, it would have seemed like a fun thing for everybody to be doing that he thought that an invitation to her wedding was good and normal. I mean, I don't think I would go to the wedding of someone that I had peed on in the past, especially if they didn't enjoy it. Yeah. Right. You would have thought that would have caused a huge fight and then it would have been like, uh oh, this invitation to the wedding surely is going to be a trap by which I'm ensnared in some sort of tar that has a nail sticking up, homelone style that I'm going to step in or a paint can's going to come and swing and hit my head or cracked ornaments on the ground for my bare feet or blowtorch to my head or sticky sticky doorknob or something like that. That's kind of where my head would go. We do get contacts about the pee. It was consensual. Okay. So OP does share here in a comment because people just kind of go down the line of man, if I were her husband, I would be considering an annulment at that point. That kind of behavior is unhinged. She made the wedding more about her exes and less about her actual husband. I'd be looking for an exit immediately. And OP says the most emotionally exhausting person I've ever been with, I was actually

1:22:25curious to see what kind of person she was now to make someone want to marry her, not going to lie. So a reason to go to a wedding. I'm disappointed, but not surprised to see that not much has changed since our relationship came to an end. And someone goes, but did you pee on her? And OP goes, yes. And someone goes, we really need the context. Did you pee on her back, accident or on purpose? Was it a drunk? I thought I was in the bathroom moment or a, you're a crazy bitch. And here's me, peen on you to match your crazy shit kind of thing. Wow, I can't believe that's something I typed, but answers are required. OP says it was just one of the kinks the two of us agreed to test out. We did it once and never again. Hmm. There's some context. There's some context. Is it making it more real for you? It's making it less real for me. Okay. If you guys were both, it's like then her saying that in the speech is basically just as embarrassing for her as it is for him. It's not like she's outing him for something bad. She's just basically saying, hey, here's something I'm into sexually at her own wedding.

1:23:26It doesn't feel like quite the revenge you're looking for. I just wondered if she got hammered. I wonder if she just got so strong. But I don't even think you would have said she was so black out like she started doing this, but he doesn't even make mention of that. I don't know. I feel like some people are now starting to turn speeches into this like clippable moment that goes viral. Like I saw a post and this was actually the reason why I hired my videographer team. I saw a wedding video of one of the groomsmen giving a speech for his best friend and he goes, you know, I saw love in Rachel's eyes the minute she saw Jack and I knew they were meant to be together. The only problem was I was dating Rachel at the time. Oh, funny. And like that's in the speech. So I'm wondering if this was her just like, this is going to be funny. Look at all like the frogs I had to kiss to get here. He ha ha. Don't pee on anyone. I wonder if she just kind of went off the rails and it went too far. But then don't you think it wouldn't be in or I guess he's saying I fucked up by going.

1:24:27I shouldn't have gone. Yeah. So here's our evidence. Okay. Evidence for being fake. Obviously, incredibly crazy story. Why would anyone actually do this? Would you actually go to your ex's wedding? Right. Probably not. OPs also active in R-slash over her and Tiff you and like a very active in R-slash over her. Like I think this person must ride public transportation or just have a lot of experiences in public and seems to be documenting basically everyone on R-slash over her. Wow. Okay. So that's kind of random. Evidence for it being real. The account is pretty old. It is a part of the four year club on Reddit. Not an insane amount of karma. So despite all the posting they do, low karma score which again doesn't seem like your karma farming and like trying to write all these fake posts to Garner karma has posted back in 2022. Intifu today I fucked up calling my best friend cute.

1:25:29At that time back in 2022 was a 20 year old male. So would now be a 24, 25 year old male. So an age where your ex's could get married. And yeah, we also do get an update. What's the update? So the husband of the bride reaches out to OP. So it starts the husband almost didn't answer when I noticed an unknown number calling me but I did end up answering the call and realized it was my ex's husband. He said I was the first of four X's he was calling with an apology on behalf of his wife. He wanted me to understand that he was traveling for work during most of the wedding planning. So he apparently had minimal involvement which actually suited him because his wife made him feel like she had had everything under control. He joked about her trying to gaslight him in a believing she informed him about all of her X's beforehand but he remembered no such conversation. He made it sound like it was something funny because he never expected us to actually show up even though we had to confirm we were coming.

1:26:32The longer I listened to him the clearer it became that he was gaming while talking to me. When I remember myself I automatically recognized the mechanical sound of those dead by daylight generators in the background. Dude would repeatedly pause mid sentence to do whatever he needed to do in the game and then forget the last thing he said to me. I eventually asked if it was a bad time but he was like quote I'm on my honeymoon bro. It's all good. I said I was sorry if my presence at the wedding made anyone uncomfortable. Husband said he appreciated my apology and playfully or not playfully encouraged me to avoid going to weddings of people I've peed on. I said I learned my lesson. The husband literally said nothing for like five seconds and then asked what lesson? Like you no longer had any idea what we were talking about. That was it for me. I was done having a conversation with someone whose attention was obviously elsewhere so I said I had to go. The husband thanked me for calling him even though he was the one who called me but I didn't care enough to correct him. I just said goodbye. All of the above happened during the week. Thankfully it's been radio silence since Thursday with the exception of the umbrella

1:27:36dude. So hopefully that means everyone else has moved on. What's the umbrella? I have no fucking idea what the umbrella dude is. The umbrella dude I believe is. Plot twist. Plot twist. Plot twist. It's like Santa Claus in Eastern Europe where the umbrella dude shows up if you think you've made a horrible mistake. Yeah. He comes at night. You have to leave a tooth under the pillow. It's kind of like the tooth fairy but it's the umbrella dude. And then the umbrella dude tells you if you did something wrong or not. It feels like a little added piece of call back to something to further validate. Validate? Validate? Why did I want to say validate? I thought it was a validify and I was like that's the word. Okay. Validate. The story. Where you falling on this one. Well I don't know. It's a medical mystery to me that he would like if you get invited to a wedding and you go to it that just tells me already either like you're completely socially tone deaf or you guys were on. You go to weddings? No like to an ex. Oh okay. Like either you can't read the situation at all. I don't think I said it.

1:28:36If I got an invitation to a wedding I'm disgusted and I'll never go to that. I was like what there's so fine. You're socially inept if you go to a wedding. What are you doing there? I honestly there's one ex I would go to his wedding. Yeah but that's what I'm saying. It's like if you go if you're invited that means the one person was like hey I'd love you at my wedding and if you go you're like hey I'd love to be at your wedding. Yeah. And that tells me that both consenting adults are like we ended on good terms this is a good idea. Yeah. So for it to end this way is just so confusing to me. And for him to be like I kind of always thought she was a bitch and I just wanted to see if she still was. It's like. What? Creep on her Instagram. Yeah. So I figured out who umbrella dude is. Okay. I guess one of the other exes at the wedding his dad owns an umbrella business or whatever and he's been trying to sell me umbrellas even though at the wedding he joked about their umbrellas being poor quality and absolutely not worth buying. Apparently he was drunk when he made that joke and now he's spamming me. Okay. So you thought you made a friend but he really just wants to sell you umbrellas. I'm imagining sitting at a wedding next to him and I was like hey I've never been anywhere

1:29:40or it's raining. Imagine this. I'm braille but it's bigger than a regular umbrella. Hey, hey let me see your hands. I make umbrellas that are perfect size for your hand. But she literally you and me should should should have a zoom. Imagine no worse person to set it away. I would actually just go take my plate in the bathroom. Yeah. Eat on the toilet. You got to do it. I mean at that point, you know if you would have laughed at that point then you could have avoided this weird speech. Yeah. Probably would have bitten the play. It almost feels like okay can I just like see something for the room. I'm almost wondering like I guess Darius has put me in a certain head space now. Right. Because I'm like is this just someone who wants to say to everyone like I peed on someone. What do you guys think of that? I do not. Anyway. I do not. Yeah, like is it like that? Is it like can you believe they talked about me peeing on her in front of a room of 200 people? How cripplingly embarrassing for me and my tiny penis and uh oh my tiny penis is getting hard and like is it that?

1:30:40I honestly I don't know. I feel like the P king is starting to feel more normal in the world of what else is out there. Yes, but there could also be the king of like okay for example I used to live in Toronto and there was a man in the neighborhood that I lived in who would wear skin tight bike shorts and he had a huge fake dick that he would put down the leg of one pen and this man was always wearing a helmet and a biking outfit. Never a bike to be seen around him and he would just walk around and he would like clock all the groups of women that were like oh my like because you would look and then immediately like oh my god, it was like I know. I know. It's like some people it's like he was going look look look at my dick. He wanted to be act like he didn't want you to see his dick so that when you saw his dick and you were horrified by it that was what he likes. But he didn't know that she was going to mention the P in the speech but do you think this whole story is fake? That's what I'm saying. So O.B. can be like IP on someone. Yes, that's what I'm saying. I'm saying if the story is fake, the right others are the audience and he's not trying to draw attention to he's just trying to be like you know what I mean?

1:31:40Like an understated way of being like I put on someone that does happen right? So like I think looking back to Darius that does happen where you'll get the post that are like I'm so hot to be in book club six seven like a hub spins like threatened by me in book club. And then you go to their account and you'll start seeing the news, which is what happened with Darius right with this O.P. you go to their account seemingly normal post history. No dudes not trying to sell no dick picks not trying to sell sexual content. Just a normal account. What are some other posts that are happening in that account just like the over heard ones like I over heard a guy on a bus talk about like some of them were like are they very not really just really random seemingly random. Of course there's like an occasional like borderline inappropriate but their username is dude wears my cute car. So like not a super inappropriate username. What a twist. Yeah like this one talking about a bus ride over her to dad and his daughter at a restaurant

1:32:43today talking about a bug dad how big was the bug younger daughter big bigger than my hand dad were you scared younger daughter nope like literally sharing seemingly boring conversations in our slash over heard. Interesting. There's a girl talking about like girls having a conversation at a house party talking while tripping I overheard my roommate saying random shit while tripping girl number one. Do you think there's any guys at this party that would be willing to piss on me girl number two I don't think so guys have to be really brave and strong sexy smart and cool to be willing to do something like that. Yeah the title of that post is strawberry C.U.N.T. Oh so it could go down that path. I've learned so much to that girl girl with gum at least he didn't have smegma girl with vape you really need to get over that girl with dimples what flavor is the vape you're smoking strawberry C.U.N.T.

1:33:43How does he get to be around all these cool girls that's what I want to know I don't know what's happening what's your final verdict on this one. I guess I'll say it's real just because I want to I don't know where can I like this part of the internet it scares me I know I do think this one is real because I'm like I just don't like all these sad stories I'm like if they're not really mad at these people for stressing me out making me sad I mean this isn't that sad I know but some of them were sad today so I almost feel like I have to say no the AI use was sad yeah yeah. But the other ones were yeah you're right it was okay so I think maybe this one is real then okay you think it's real yeah I do we're the same we're twins we're having the best sleepover of our lives I'm not gonna lose by the way I'm so comfortable come back and just make God bless whoever made this blanket I know her sister made it and she had an Etsy and I literally went to go to the Etsy link to go buy another one and the Etsy account is gone no make more it's fit I know so I'm trying to convince her to start the Etsy back up so I can post the link because listeners ask me about it constantly and the

1:34:45hogs will go wild for this yeah yeah have you seen the the hog on TikTok her name's Chido and she brings other hogs back to the trap no I need to see everything you're talking about okay I'll send it to you I'll send it to you but the way I meant to say like the fans will go hog wild but and ended up saying the hogs will go wild and I don't even think that's like what I call my listeners hogs wow sound off hogs send your nudes all the hogs nudes in the comments we actually don't really have a username I wanted to be the hoties make the stallions already got it so be the hoggies the hogs hey no I do you don't have a nickname for your fans I need help I need you to just workshop it oh my god oh yeah because you would want to be the hoties make the stallion I'm like why wouldn't she like call herself the studs like I would love to be like a stud like seeing those hats they have like the weird like animals on them and then like a term like I have a deer that says big rack or rack yeah and so I have that and then I do have a horse one that says stud so I'm like I don't know

1:35:48but then people are like it's a very sexual term within I forget what community so can't do the studs so make the stallion if you're out there can we share it just you know let me know look it back to it it'll come to you this is really I'm gonna be texting you later because now I'm like have to think of it please let me know because you are just like creative genius you have so many projects coming up where can people follow you where can they find you at the Lisa Gilroy on all the things and on brothers coming to Apple TV dude I just saw the trailer for that looks insane I can't believe I get to work with these men looks insane Woody Harrelson Matthew McConaughey like I can't I get to be so mean to both of them you're gonna love it so yes that the paper season two on on peacock and golden axe okay I saw a clip from that too where you're the HR person yes on paper on the paper she's allergic to egg plant but not that eggplant exactly oh you could call your friends um swiftees I don't think that's been taken has that been taken by anything

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