2026 FALL TV PREVIEW! - #930 Part 2

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12:39When I was at the stand by me or vending pitsburg Corey refused to take off his sunglasses, but did after Jerry gave him so much shit He did the fake eargag and threw rubber ears for a bit. That sounds like our Corey Thank you, Oji doom. I really appreciate it And then alright. Yes, so we're all caught up. So yes ladies and germs welcome part two You know what you know what time it is here part two Middle September it's fall TV preview everybody Fall TV preview if you're new around these parts. This is one of our longest running traditions We always like to take a look take a gander if you will At the new gems that they're gonna give us for TV what we'll get half a season what we'll get one whole season Well, it's crazy to because like back when we started doing this TV existed now. It's like streaming Yeah, we did we were doing this before there were street like like streaming was a thing

13:42But they didn't have like original shows really we even call it fall TV preview because it's the idea that like back in the day when the television existed It was like I have falls when the new shows start. Yeah, yeah, cuz they still roll them out But yeah, we got more and more streaming direct now Yes to wait through and whatever. I think this show did this shows already premiered I believe Crew girl, which is who be coming to Netflix or is on Netflix I think like growing crew Yes, I think it's something to do with like a rich girl Something happens with their family where then she goes to a richer school And they don't have a Way so she's poor by dare standards, but not actually poor maybe or maybe maybe it's not maybe she's even richer than the other school She goes to but I think she goes to school Cool where they don't do crew or something, but then it's also like sexy guys and like relationships I didn't watch the whole trailer nice this is for no

14:43Well, cuz all like a lot of streaming shows now at least I think they think they're targeting the kids with these But I think they're just I think older millennials are watching it because there's a lot of these like sexy shows that are coming out now And if there's one thing women love is high schoolers having sex for some reason I mean they do yeah Whatever they watch they think they think they're entitled to high school boys. Yeah, it's just high school boys Or werewolves having sex with high school boys. Oh, well because there was that gay hockey show. Yeah, that was popular College so they got away with that one, but then they had a another one that was a straight hockey show that everyone loved from Amazon off campus Cuz all I'm hearing about now is all like the will they won't days like steamy Scenes because it's weird you hear on one hand on one hand There's all these headlines that are about how like zoomers Don't like romance scenes or sex scenes or whatever what they want the they want the build up but not the conclusion right I heard they don't want the scenes at all

15:50They think they're like oh I mean like they want they want like they don't want them to fuck they just want them to like phone Yeah, but these TV shows I think it's because they're having these steamy scenes. That's why people are watching them mixed team So I don't know if that's what this is but I assume it is because it feels like it's all like sports anime or whatever Like find some sort of sport. Yeah, and then have these will they won't they relationships have so crew girl She meets like a McDonald's match manager like but And they like have a gross makeup I'm Teagan town Rolling like Constance date of resetting yourself and when you finally get it Can you come with us someone else's split second decision? Have questions about your husband takes everything away My life as I knew it was over You're not gonna ask if I'm okay seem okay Okay, cuz I was like why did it seem like she goes to a rich because I guess she goes to a regular neighborhood

16:54But then a private school there It's like Yeah, yeah, if I can tell the youngsters in there, but she's just clumsy meeting a guy driving a pickup You know me no drive-by good fuck her brains out. Yeah, I hope she gets her brains back up. Yeah, okay. That's okay New girl, I know the school's a whole vibe, but What is that it's for girls for a little fun? Avoid him at all cost I Was looking for the girls team. We don't have a girls team seriously. Oh, they only have a guy's already know this Yeah They have for cub is not far away. Are we ready? Again Your coxies lost the team maybe you on something not race where to smooth. They'll do everything to can't make you feel like you less You know, you want a rower called a coxus? Is that what she said? I don't know the only rower I know is the Asian boy that goes

17:56Wait, what Asian boy that were a part of his guy Is it an Asian boy that does that? Yeah, it's like a tie guy I just thought it was that I just see it in like TikTok dances. I didn't know the origin. Oh, yeah, the real ones great Yeah, how bad it would be if you're on the crew team and then if I can girl shows up They get the coaches like as she gets your bar. Yeah, strong inner Body strength is much yeah that Asian American lady is much stronger about the body Bro, maybe you on something not race where to smooth. They'll do everything to can't make you feel like you less Yeah, you want in the boat positions up for grabs. Sorry, what? Oh Each a new coxie teagantile. Yeah, it is coxie. Wow They're hoping so bad that this will be like F1 where it's some European bullshit that everyone starts Yeah, everyone likes I mean I did see a movie that was about like the like the poor guys that like beat all the rich guys at Rowling it was a good movie, but like another do the rowing Well, I mean this is not really gonna have anything to do with the rowing

18:58It's gonna be about like do I want to get with the private school guy or do I want to get with the the pick up truck I think you're wrong. I think it's gonna start to be only about the rowing This is me off when it's not about the fucking row shut up and row That anger you feel that's the few we need to win Maybe everything you have you don't deserve We don't know what to do she keeps saying low Why are you making this big deal you've only been awful to me since day one How are you doing as good as you get That's your bro you've been you've been bullying this hot Asian girl Are you trying to do enemies to lovers with this Asian girl on your rowing team that replaced you? Oh shit fucker. We got roe. Oh

19:58It's a girl son in your girl stuff Songs you'd never heard of a new existed This guy's probably the gay twink character right guys like you used to be a look-maxer Not Jim your time you mute our IRL stream to call someone the N-word Jim. It's just a mirror Oh How you doing Oh Let's go Oh Yeah damn crewgirls probably great. Yeah, yeah, who pussy keep farted up here You're off the road team you're no longer be a cock swing I'll let you know that wasn't even a pussy fart that was an as far

20:59But pussy farted for you during the rain No pussy this pussy farts for you That's like You don't mean that Brexley You're asked for it's sound like your pussy Guys I just watched all of it Adopted from a bad riff You Yeah, I love you try to blame me for it I know I know I know I hate it written by Jim scamp oley. I would try to give you credit first of all blame I threw in the as part twist You know what? What Oh, okay, this is from the people that brought us What is it called ghosted I think I never watched it go. Oh, it's like the ghost died and had to like Yeah, it's like the haunted sitcom We I think our big thing on that was like how could this possibly last more than a single season

21:59I think it's a fairly big hit Because now they have a Eternally yours. This is their vampire comedy. Oh comedy And the tunnel you know the official trailer starts now You can't together the two months. He's never let you come to our house. Something is weird. My family is that done Wait, is every show for rich age Americans the truth is We're Canadian Hi What then That's these are my parents. We're not Canadian. Hi Hey Yeah Hey, it's a wrong one That's not that one either. What it all works I guess they do all work. Don't they? So far you haven't had a single one that didn't work That's what I was looking for

22:59We're not Canadian We are good night in It's found out that vampires are real and I make our friends one so if someone you just unfold the door with your mind I finally found someone and you ruined it. Well life is tough and then you can do it I guess the reasoning on why she's Asian and they're not is just that they they turned her yeah I'm not they're a found family so he He killed a big fire Susses out you to not die They've all lived in the same coffin for centuries to my boys in the wild cats to victory. He play games by the world is at war I like that Oh go That's a show like all the people in the library where it was they adapted from like another Like from like a British show I think so it's about the woman that died And then she had to like fucking fix things as it goes. I was like Patrick's no no no this one. It's more of like a sitcom

24:01I was thinking of it. I mean we've done so many of these things. I can't wait for mummies That I want to wake up to that through clear till the end of time So marriage is literally never ending. Can't even get a divorce Vampires aren't allowed council of elders would chop you into a thousand pieces. It is an out This is why I only marry humans you have fun till they croak and then you get a new model How's that working out for you people are living a little louder than they did back in the day All right I Mean this fucking socks. I mean I do think this shit sucks My god

25:04Are you all vampires is that way none of you age? Oh Hey guys how was school? I This remind I mean this is similar even though you were talking about a different show But to what you were saying at the start mic where it's like How do you do a bunch of seasons of like you know the vampire thing? Yeah, what if it was like a suburban life thing though Yeah, I just there's no foresight into how does this last longer than like 12 episodes I Think we need to speak okay sure you have to formally invite me in oh, it's really thing don't worry Are you any garlic that's actually a very offensive stereotype oh, sorry? I'm I'm woke you see but not during the daytime I'm not in my woke I've won two and suck your blood if that's okay and we agree upon it guys my first draft made it

26:08The script office and then they filmed it yeah, well, it's on CB CBS. So we'll probably get 85 season. Yeah, dude CBS has the best I mean for our fall TV preview they always have the best shows long running awful shows It's yeah, it's the worst bullshit, but for whatever reason, you know your grandpa will leave it on or something They'll just leave CBS on my Mima even yeah, or your Mima Oh, and here's uh the reachers spin off neatly EGLY season one nothing funny about that name. Yeah. Yeah. I mean Jeff already did a few minutes on it before we even started recording the podcast It's even weird we watched Reacher for our patreon. Yeah as a goof And but it's really like is there anyone that was asking because we are aware of this character. This is his badass serial love and friend. Yeah, she loves serial that's right. I forgot about this That's like your only character. Yeah, you guys are niggly heads at all. What show am I on?

27:16Looks like you and your hands full You know you could have caught me if you needed help You always have my bag You're my friend What's great about this is when you look at it like they're just not they're they're not on a real place That's not the why are they just not on a street? Yeah, that's true, too. Yeah, they're not in the same room, but like I mean, I guess it's what Generated bullshit or whatever like it feels like It can't cost that much more to just be on a studio and have a couple cars in the background, right? Because it just looks like it looks like complete shit. Yeah, I mean we watch Reacher season two They're just in like two different houses all the time true. Yeah. Yeah, they were in Two different houses and then one office Yeah, that they were the bad guy would hang out in one side sometimes the garage of the house friend Friends is nearly I'm a PI when you talk about the else stuff about wells my friend tell me was killed on the tracks

28:22I had the train coming and body slamming into metal Oh Seems like kid got high and he walked into a train case closed is sometimes people turn Indian without knowing Yep, if this is a homicide I want in I love out and it's the same fucking formula as Reacher because Reacher It's usually he found out a guy from his past is dead And it's like wait, why is my friend dead my friend would never have died and then it'd be flashbacks His friend being like, you know what Reacher? I'm never gonna die I died Whatever if I die then it's yeah, it's a mysterious drop an avenge me I work alone you're not a cop You say so Since you reminded us about your serial do we see serial in the trailer for sure Like like the right at the end Right at the end

29:25People with no place else to go you have one easy job recon sweet. Yeah, I can do recon What's recon He's goddamn zoolers Who do they think these these zoolers are even more recon is god damn it they're slackers No, they know all about recon because they like Catholic Catholicism and military stuff Who's running things Jesus What in the ever loving Do you think that kills that calm that's supposed to become I think that's where Wolverine has to climb Is that what we're all thinking we're all hanging if this was a bunch of calm that's a lot of come people ask No one he doesn't come like this I'm afraid to kill people they want us to think it's large Bob Hoskins in the chat even as a fan of the books in this character

30:28I have no interest in this I assume they don't have neatly books, but do they yeah, of course it has like 89 Like do the does she have books or is this just a show invented thing Stop lying I mean, I know he's talking about the reader books, but I'm just curious So then what's our play I'm gonna burn that farm to the ground bingo She's looking into us you're supposed to handle this Take the shot My scar was hunting me now hunting him You gotta get you out Box chicken I mean if I'm gonna be real too, it's like if you're a reacher guy

31:29We've learned that the reacher guys are all just like old white guys. This is not something they're gonna watch Yeah, I mean it will looks like shit, but yeah, you're right And it's like there's You know, yeah, it's a tough bad ass chick Because she was already played out as the character on the show as like the tough bad ass chick Um, but never mind. Yeah now hunting a domestic white A cult leader terrorist guy Why are she hunting me this quick poll end of the credits thing is she gonna pull up to this bar and ask for cereal Or are we gonna be punching our fucking dicks off? Oh, Cocoa, but Cocoa pops chicken I'll burn your business down within the week I'm really good at this come Oh, not even not even a see yeah But your dick white way she's lost her girl pop

32:34I was the right way to learn that there's a character named Vagio has been hotel One thing they would like that the best of Vagy Is the only penis. Yeah, I don't know any of that Then we have a new NCIS show And that cool chase back to the 70s I mean he looks great for 80 this is another shot This has been on for what it had to be easy like 15 years or so shit not long Yeah, like uh, yeah, he had to do it to these meatballs Yeah Deepest bluest my head is like a shark's fan That's what the real ones yeah, that's a deep blue sea closing credits head doctor Yeah, keep playing with me. I'm gonna do it to these meatballs NCIS New York How many haven't done that? Oh, yeah The biggest city guys I got that because it's always city out there because it's what protecting ports or something right because usually NCIS is like in the sea or the water That was jack

33:36Oh my jacks the Air Force There are eight television series in the NCIS franchise including the flagship series and various spin-offs Yeah, damn the the initial ones been going since 2003 Jesus, I was just sad. I thought I was in high school. Who's watching this garbage? Just the old white just the old guys The same demographic just a world. It's like two it's like old couples NCIS respawn off a two-part episode from established series serving as a back-to-er pilot yet no shit um, but yeah, what the fuck are the NCIS? Yeah, I always thought that it was just like CSI But they were cops I always thought that we have the naval criminal investigative services So billion-run federal law enforcement agency responsible for investigating major crimes involving the US Navy and Marine Corps Well, you know, they're not about shit because they had to have four letters If you're a real-we age and see your three letters for sure. Yeah And it assists in the name

34:39Who a little beastie boys for you What's your what's your name? Welcome to New York's what you want let's just add versions to like what do you want? Is this literally what the tagline to be from this? What do you want? Maybe let's come home What you want me to do? Hey, everybody needs special agents. I like the only time racist like black guys when they're cops They always have a black I appreciate you guys letting me run what you want this. Let's get to work New York City you know this is where the action is And so the rest might have become a board Got a good team here team family whatever you want to part from allergic to you. But good morning That's gonna be a big vibe shift since he started here Check out the ancient phone. Oh, thank god stairs. It's only a 10-foot drive. We'll be catching. I'm not jumping in your arms Who's that that's got con right that's uh, he looks familiar but I couldn't put my fingers in varsity blues. Oh

35:42Shit, I think you're right. Be on make you feel better Guys we got a spike on the six floor. Oh guys. I'm the nerd Where's guys I'm gonna call Copy I'm gonna come over I will say even if they're not it seems like they're in more real places than the Negley show was yeah Yeah, you're right I'm not gonna stop until I find out what happened. I promise you You got one shot at this I kind of like having a big friend. It's fun. I told you don't touch me. I'm not touching you Wow, I can't wait to see them be like a will-a won't they like are we friends? Are you racist to my racist? I can't wait to watch every episode of this

36:42Yeah, I can't I can't ever I can't wait to show it I Can't wait to catch up. I don't remember my character's name because I think LL is in the other NCIS right? So we'd have to catch up on the original series first kind of implying that he's like been somewhere else You know what cause did you call me cool J? Did you know the walking dead is like still going on somehow? Yeah, it's like synclips. Oh the fuck is that because there's the show that's like Negan and Glenn's wife or something Or on a show and they're in like fucking France or something. Yeah, that's so bizarre. How the fuck is that still going on? This one there's no trailer yet, but we got a new Amy Polar show with the guy that created Parks and Rack We're um, she gets her head smashed to the big camera. It's called dig Based on Kate Myers 2023 novel excavations following four women archaeologists Going cover an artifact tied to an international conspiracy. Oh you Lori's in it though. He's house house. I like house

37:48But yeah 10 episodes come into peacock. So that's what I've been missing Amy Polar on my TV set I only get my fix when I watch her horrible podcast. Yeah, yeah, I love yeah Is Amy a full polar a big fraud Yeah, she's a big well, I thought she was out never not bring up Even though it was like 10 years ago at this point how she used thousands of gallons of water or whatever She was wasting a ton of water in LA like that's her claim to fame in my eyes What the hell was her water thing again? She's just like some weirder that's like washing her hands all five every five seconds She's probably like more popular and she's ever been right because her podcast is all weird and like It's like one of those I'm just saying like that like their podcast out there like we're not even like Like everyone knows just because like it's like with a new TV She don't even think that that's fair for her. I think like They boost their numbers and like a select few people kind of know about it. Maybe they'll see a clip It's like late night where you'll see a clip from it. Nobody's watching that's her last trip probably a good comparison

38:51But I bet you a lot of the mimos out there are watching it I do think you're right. I think the numbers are boosted But I think the mimos just throw it on but yeah, she from from mar from May 14th To July 14th 2015 she used a 170,000 gallons of water So it was basically 20 20,786 gallons per day God knows what I have this from a source in that I made it up, but I think she's drowning kids Yeah, I think so But they she only got fine 2200 dollars for it. She's like a god dim international criminal. Let's get the slap on the oh yeah It's getting a slap on the wrist raw just Yeah, sucking our L.A. Burn to the ground Amy the data center polo It's bad at Karen bass. What about old a bass-hound Billy face over here Oh, and Netflix dropping more reality shows we got a wonka show Wonka's golden ticket and I think they brought the midget the real bitch guy

39:55Deep Roy at me are our boy. He's a deep Roy actually dude. I hope it's deep Roy I am so excited for this Oh my god, it's just like the movie Generation of gold ticket holders will compete against each other when I heard I think they AI Gene Wilders voice for this as well Great, did they did people actually win the opportunity to be on the show or is that just like you're a contestant We chose you were saying you have a golden. I'm sure it's something like that. Yeah In my factory For a lifetime supply of money A lifetime supply of money. What does that mean? I ready to play I guess just here's money every day. Here's some more money for you. Awesome. I wish I was on this show Oh

40:57Wonka has is fine, but he also has I think it's one of those young guys. Yeah, I think that is the old the OG ones. She's he's holding on Yeah, where the fuck is deep Roy Yeah, none of these people even know the first one. They're thinking what the fuck was Johnny Depp and deep Roy The second one honestly looks like Rosie of Donald riding on buses with my sister But he also got one. Yeah You will test my factory. What is it? Or is my factory testing you Tell us like these challenges that go wrong three times out of 10 There's always a twist Don't know what to expect So there's really no host the host is an AI voice of GM Wilder that they listen to insane And then an old oompa lupa that's a bring out from the movie Remember over the movie

42:01Yeah Yeah, Gene Wilder's voice resurrected by AI for Willie Wonka Couldn't they have AI the freakish little oompa lupa get like a young sexy one in there I mean it looks like they had some young ones in there, but to give it some Uh Some validation they brought in one of the OGs the late actors wife did give her blessing Yeah, she was she needed some new car from the chat. This makes me laugh all scripted crap Shit you're blowing my mind How am I gonna live with these people after this If you don't have a lion's you're going home You're gonna put mother against the job Yeah, you know, that's what I want with my Willie Wonka reality show is drama I'm awake I'm doing this for my family

43:04There's a lifetime supply of money on the line They just didn't want an agreement Funny way to say I love that it's not an amount of life times So funny and that's so yeah, like that's such a horrible. Yeah, I guess it's a perfect promise because yeah, you could do two dollars a day On the time supply of money That's so fucking funny. I wonder if they've released it at all online how much it is is it Do they do like a crazy trick at the end is like all the money you need in life? Nothing My friends you made along the way Oh, Gene Wilders speak Chinese Yeah, I wonder it must be something maybe they'll reveal as the show goes on But it's really funny that it's the lifetime supply of money. Maybe it's like a whack-ass. I know yeah, it could be

44:04I guess I could afford to terminate a few more Yeah, coming soon coming really soon ladies and germs where the fuck is Timothy Shaliman? Remember there's a whole other one. Yeah, that's right. I forgot about that just remember Oh, and then yeah, there's they're doing too bizarre Well, I guess this is more of a continuation that because it was already spinoff. I do you remember a different world the spinoff from the Cosby's I remember like Dwayne Dwayne Wayne or Dwayne Wade So this is the real guy. It's Dwayne Wade's the basketball player so Dwayne Wade's the real guy Dwayne Wayne Yeah, and his his whole trademark was he had the flip up shades of his glasses. Oh, I remember the flip up I mean it's from like I love the yeah, we're like opposite colors are all one color or something like that It's so weird that they're doing a continuation of a different world because it almost feels like you wouldn't want to touch

45:06Anything Cosby, you know, so it is bizarre that they're even doing this But they they're doing kind of the fresh prince thing Where you know, you take the fresh prince do a continuation or reboot or whatever But make it a sitcom like they made that fresh prince one like a drama. Yeah, and this at least I maybe this is still a comedy But it's shot like Like a non sitcom like a regular like You know one hour show or whatever. Yeah Welcome to Hill The pre-immini and actually you know what they did this bullshit was saved by the bell as well. Yeah, which is why I didn't even yeah Which why didn't even watch that bullshit In the country is every show filmed at this school Baby why are you here? My parents have been wishing home since before they knew my name I want to prove to them I can question. Is it to Wanda Wayne? Oh, is that what it is? It's only girls Oh, it's gotta be right is her name to wand

46:10I mean I mean I doubt it's actually to wand and she has a twin sister deota wand Yeah, she does I mean, I know I see Jasmine guy, but I said I haven't seen Dwayne yet You didn't get in anywhere else did you that's the unateyler? I don't think so now Compton Oh the flip Where's the red carpet pops just give the only a chance you see the ladies These american girls are white This is gonna be my first secular concert come on very back to me I'm gonna go repent hard Man, D.C. is D.C. is talking smart D.C. is talking smart

47:12Try to shut my routine in She could be a little extra though, but you know Right now is the moment to make a statement You are for doing your own legacy at Hillman We're the fucking drain Wayne Turb should put the glasses up. No, but we should but that's her dad. We should see him He should be like the principal or something because we're seeing her mom. Nice dad Maybe he's dead Oh, is that him? Is he just old and unrecognized? Is he relegated to a one second clip? Is that him? Yeah, I saw it. I'm waiting. Is that jada? Uh, I don't think so. He's it maybe That's all I ever keep saying the old hag Baby, let me tell you like I told your mama you got to learn how to relax

48:16Renate and release Girl I'm releasing forget who's next up I mean so much for me if I knew anything about the other show Yeah, I mean I get it's clearly not for any of us I mean that would probably actually just piss me off of I'm just surprised like at the end of the day I'm just surprised they would even do anything that's Somewhat related to cause me I feel like this shows for me But then the This other one that Paramount's doing it's the Varnel Hill show Do you remember Varnel Hill House it's a Tommy Davidson character that was on two episodes of the show Martin That's awesome what the that's on soon Make a shenanin show Yeah, exactly why is it not shenanin or fucking Is it a reaper or is he an old man? Uh, no, it's just him. It's Tommy Davidson. Oh my god But like I even looked this up because I mean I watched Martin as a kid. I watched it all the time And I was like I don't remember Varnel Hill. Yeah, I wasn't allowed to watch any of these shows

49:20Here because your parents are racist as fuck Uh Varnel Hill just side found and I'm pretty sure from what I'm reading he was only It was a memorable two-part guest appearance during season two Hollywood swinging parts one in part two back in 93. I mean he's clearly so popular We got to give him a show in 2026. Yeah, that's what I mean What was the room where someone's like huh? What else we got well? We cut we got Martin Oh, yeah, no, we lost the license that we can't get martin like martin laran saying coming back Who can we get? I'm killing myself later today. You want to just green light this show and get get out of here We're already doing a fire marshal dan show, but he's filipino Emcee wild gym talk about scraping the bottom of the barrel. No, bro. These are the new shows dude I'm not digging around for the bad ones. These are literally all show you go to tv guy.com And it's telling you the new shows coming out this year. That's these shows I'm not I often put any spin on any of these. That's why we do the fall tv

50:24Great because they're all horrible every shows horrible and I was on tv guy.com and someone took a picture of me Now I can't do jeopardy They're on tv guy.com for 50 minutes Is this hip-hop I could not understand Is did you miss me Yeah, why is it the guy from fucking like a jelly dropper? Well, again, I want to hear. Yeah, is did you miss me? I Know it's great because it's a thing that's existed in the world for

51:2630 years or whatever and We've never we have no idea what it is Well, even fans of martin would probably that's what I'm saying. I don't think even Martin fans will be like oh, yeah, did you miss me? It feels like it's like I've talked about wax houses before where it's like the idea of like a fake thing that was created But then people latched onto and it pseudope came real for all you basically you watch Martin Don't remember this character. You're reading on the internet that apparently he existed Someone just went in and like edited like an old fucking website back before they couldn't it just just got scraped every five years Until now you're reading out information. This character never existed. But these guys don't know that So they're like we're pretty sure it's time it says Tommy Davids have played it Tommy Davids didn't ain't gonna say no So like fucking let's create this fake TV show. Oh my god, and they even get martin's gonna come back for this Which are Martin Lawrence? No Perkins your new executive producer you are a true icon

52:28Flattery will get you everywhere, but your show is stuck in the past I The first show where they kept begging to put a dress on they're like you don't need to you don't need to put on a dress Before I let you turn it into some tick-tock tonight We need to make some changes. Whoa Prince put his bear ass on that leather. That's black history FML bass and acronym for my life. She's talking us You're really talking Have wall breaking with the producer of the TV show Like look except she doesn't call for you. Yeah, it wasn't supposed to but that was the best take that Yeah, like but it's weird that the Barnels not the one talking to the to us that he will

53:30He will later What are you doing here better question is what's the you that own this is fashion We are going to be the laughing stock The entire talk show world Like I shitty old sit-com from like like the 70s was cousin Ha ha ha Damn one of them. What if there just found it? What are the one of the Jefferson's was cousin? This would be like a show Jeff wrote Yeah, the black guy can taste Wait, do you believe it? To be the laughing stock of the entire talk show world That's Find hell no worry. I got this. I'm booking great guests. We got the bell Crawford miss pet

54:32Deaco my ex this later Turn his mic up Right this show right it I just let people talk about how they do it. Yeah, I'm like the equal of dl Hello This is the varnel mother The board meets next week to make a decision on the show I can fix this Make sense Put it in the trash I Can't imagine black culture looks fondly upon a

55:32Yeah, Tarnail no just Tommy Davis in a general. Yeah, I feel like he is not like he has to call before he goes He's got like Billy crystal vibes kind of yeah literally from the jazz man. Yeah Why did they only have one cut away Like one fourth wall breaking moment. That's wild. It's so well. Yeah kids Do forget it's on paramount till they start throwing inwards around What is this the army and then actually There's another spin off. There's another thing we won't have any reference for cool. It's a spin off from Victorius Like Victoria justice show Which um, yeah, what was like Jimmy the bottle I think Before she shaved her head and started singing to go so like a nickel. Oh, Ian show I Loved it. Okay guys. Geez I love your square head

56:33Cuz yeah, I think Jimmy Lovato is on a different show um But yeah, Victorius life is about to change in a big way for 16 year old Tori Vega after years of living in her older sister's shadow Tori has been invited to defend to attend Hollywood arts a high school with a focus on the performing arts While the invitation came as a surprise she never thought of herself as particularly talented And she still has to deal with being the new kid on campus. So the shadow was the character of the other show I'm guessing that she lived in um, yeah, I guess her s whoever her sister was Okay, but this I guess is just about that the school the Hollywood art school This school Has produced world famous art. I saw Ariana Grande The teachers here have the power to change her life you got me on the new teacher Trina Vega Trina Vega Trina Vega you gonna do great Tina it's Trina if you say so

57:33That's positive to see if everyone in our chat remembers this To do they really know why old lady But I wouldn't think they would remember this I didn't look but I'm assuming this is who it's for they're probably cream in their jeans right now. This is for uh, I mean this is for the uh younger millennials Well, she's Trina Vega. What who cares? I was gonna back is I'm like I'm gonna look it up to see now who cares It'll tell us this is students find it Any believe in you my brother Oscar. He's the star. I know a thing or two about being stuck in your sibling shadow I did it you have a chip on you showed do not there is literally a potato chip on your shoulder Oh There's literally a chip on that block Get it off You know what at least it looks like a sickrum. Yeah, it doesn't look like something you said Netflix Does look like a Disney or Nickelodeon shot

58:42It was never here Three no Fill the puppy So acting All right, it's 11 I'm a dinosaur in flintones Would it be possible to have everyone crushed into a cube? I just asked could we just crush them all the Hollywood arts cube who's the cast of Hollywood arts they've all been crushed into a cube Yeah, we've turned them into a sort of a massive body horror We've turned their flesh cube into a new poltergeist cube. I know a hellracer cube You're in suffering will be glorious Does he have sing-home they didn't do that when I went here. Yeah, lots changed since the 1900s Ah

59:48This is I mean you're coming to Disney plus but you know why I know this one. I mean because it's a Disney blood show No, you'll see you'll know why because it's about a Witchy school because of a very specific teacher that runs this witchy school Jim Hmm This seems like Idea that's like 20 years too late by the way definitely this is this is Mine in some old shit. Yeah between like a vampire show and this The reason why you're here to learn the craft of magic there it is Jim. Oh is it Tiffany? Yeah, yeah, it is literally kidding Yeah, it's it's fucking Kelly Kipowski, baby. I actually recognize her voice. I didn't know there's a real quick What? Welcome to cover an academy Welcome to hog what I mean It says here in your record you have anger issues stop talking

1:00:50What just happened she sounds like fun You were sent here for a reason I don't really know how to control my powers yet happens to all of us Back up everybody Will I learn how to do that this skills you learn a coming academy can battle all evil Wait even empire is a werewolf. Oh my god. Dude this shit is so Yeah, this is old. This is feels like this is them trying to make a show of being like okay The kids that are watching shows now are too young for all of that shit So we'll just rebate that shit again. Well no one they don't want to watch Harry Potter anymore because at JK Rowling's Problematic so let's make a lady Harry Potter. Yeah, and throw in some vampires and werewolves I mean Wednesday kind of did that now. It's popular so is it just someone trying to make a like a Wednesday show? Dude it's all the above. Well, it's it's uh fucking charmed as well. Isn't this literally like isn't there a Disney show that was like wizard

1:01:51Oh, wizards of ravory place. I thought this was like a spin off of that. Oh, yeah, that was um What's their faces show right um sling to go mess. Yeah, yeah, they could use their clothes I could definitely use a distraction Maybe your big dick This is not a part of town for you to just be hanging out in do I look like some sort of damsel and distressed to you Getting close to a vampire puts us all at risk Oh It's crazy at least people are like 20 with those dogs face The only way you can do that is very working together as a cover He's not a monster. If I see you anywhere near her ever again I really don't think you want to threaten me look I'm not we're wolf in your vampire. We're never gonna get over We'll never be like this witch Yeah, and no, we're both high school boys my kiss can't believe we like the camera. What if we kiss?

1:02:55You know the girls What are the odds that we like him emo boys kissing Yeah, you want one of us to get with the girls, but you also want us to get with each other Yeah, but you don't actually want to see us get together because it's real gross It's real. This rule. We're not gonna like it happens. It's like not what you think Yeah, you want your voice. You're gonna get an offer Let's just say poop everywhere. Yeah, you think a quiefe is all cute, but what about an ass fart? I'm also a vampire What about an ass fart when there's a dick of an ass? Would you quiefe an ass fart? Is it's not it's not a natural it's not a natural methane gas. It's from pushing air up. Yes I'm a mummy some people are like is that an ass fodder and ask we've you never even know Your Gilman Nobody ever wants to fuck kill him. I'm a mummy and I do

1:03:57Hello, it's like a phantom The mummy's never here It's me the guy from white zombie. I guess I'm like the Bella. No, see The guy you mean rob zombie The original white zombie Oh I didn't know where you're going. I didn't know where you're going with it Yo, that's not it You know the white zombie Yeah, they should just have Rob zombie on their same f*** I gotta protect this girl If she isn't gonna protect herself I don't need a bodyguard That's starting to become very clear Wrong God What if we just put it all in there just put it all in there everything one of this show we got an idea very show it's everything Oh

1:05:00Totally it's a real bonus to tell boarding Oh October first they'll be crushed into the cube Everyone gets at the cube Welcome to the cube There's still a lie, but the kids scream Yeah, we always love Yeah, we always love adult animation and I think this is also from the Asian point of view as well It's the rich Asian like the in the comments. It's all like Asians that are pissed because these are like the ones they hate Just rich Chinese people crazy rich Asians dude And they're like wow, it's so hard having a parent that's rich Oh, and it's yeah, it's something where like they're Couple of siblings that are successful, but then they're more successful even more successful elder sibling shows up And they're like oh how are we supposed to size up sounds like a funny cartoon I hope they cost and all those other ones were like normal this one has 9,000 likes and 8,000 dysrights. Oh, yeah Hey, mom Isn't it great how all three of your children are succeeding in New York? Isn't it great? I would say in this out there

1:06:05All around I'll take it. What do you guys do or fun mostly drugs tonight? We're trying the pink ones They're either Benadryl or the pills they give dogs for surgery. Hmm. I don't feel anything must be Nope dog pills My therapist says I'm a narcissist, but I think that's just because she's into me Be cool be normal say something cool as you leave. I love you Okay, I'm okay Because I mean, and this isn't even crazy bad But I mean, this isn't even like I mean, I guess it is, but it's not even specifically an Asian thing But this is kind of classic

1:07:06wealthy New Yorker because there's so many wealthy New Yorkers that become writers and it's like what if I talk about my therapist and my mom and I guess I gotta go on birthright How the fuck does this shit even get to this point where it's a show yeah like how does it get past the pitch in the room My guess is that if they said like from the creator and it's a person you've heard It's just gotta be that that's kind of all it is these days and it's literally like left over from d.i Because like this might have worked like six years ago. Yeah, but now even like the Asians are not so they're like hey We're not sees again. Yeah, did this guy that Oh, I don't stick director. Who's the creator? Oh, no, I'm probably saying right Andrew Law. I just want to look him I guess he wrote yeah, he wrote on the good place in Silicon Valley and that show hacks. Oh Nice. He's also the cop from Tekken

1:08:08Yeah, he's got a lot Longer guys, I have something I need to tell you Warren and I are getting a divorce. I treated on him and I'm pregnant my life is over We're not some perfect family. Where's screw-ups? No, I'm not I am still better than you You've ruined your life because you got too horny. That is absolutely something we would do Yes, you're one of us now you stupid pregnant bitch Why does the audio sound like bad quality? Yeah, it's like a flat microphone or some shit or it's like in the old like Charlie Brown's Christmas But like that's charming. She's recording in their closet or in COVID Stupid pregnant bitch Hey, whatever you need I'll be there for you You he's my brother

1:09:16This is uh, you know you you come across these people in in your own life of how Someone thinks that they're their life or family is so crazy that it should be a show But then it just so happens to be someone that has the means to get something made And it's the worst bullshit you've ever seen. Yeah, I hate this person coming in Netflix Ching Um, there's a bunch of these bad ones. I was trying to see if there was any of Yeah, enough of the good ones There's just so many it's like I'm skipping over because it's like oh there's there's like a swat spin-off But that's essentially what NCIS spin-off is there is the would I don't I haven't even watched this the Woody Harrelson Matthew McConaughey trailer I heard the concept is that the show is what if Matthew McConaughey and Woody Harrelson found that they were real life brothers All right, that's all I know about this show Maybe

1:10:20This is for like people that are fairly about babies that think their characters and movies are who they are Yes, yeah, this is like no object permanence. You're like hey, it's the guy from the movie These are the people that like that Nicholas Cage movie where he him and um fucking head opaz Yeah, pet opaz We're like sitting or don't like in tears laughing and how funny the show is In like five seconds Would you sleep with my girlfriend? No, I will not Can I tell people that you do? No, you cannot Greetings my god What what are you doing here just need the time to decompress decompress We want Someone who lives with three women knows so little about women honestly you can be very confounding as a gender Maybe it's not told Koi Kedenka you are not your always crap. I'm like brother One mic are you saying you and Matthew might be brothers. Yes buckle up chuckle

1:11:25I will end you mad Am I being traffic to you? You know what the impression I'm getting from this is not a good thing by the way. Oh, he's uh, I'm getting a lot of bus boys From this Yes, well, it's funny that you had to qualify. This is not good Look for my job bus boys. I don't know bus boys starring Theo Vaughn and David Spade which we watched on our Patreon And I would say I give me the vibes. I'm not saying the cube But trap them in the orb. Yeah, yeah put them in and you guys stay in the orb put them in the negative zone glass from us They're making flip through space forever. Yeah, and it's like hey man live forever We're going deep today, huh? This is all very dramatic course. I'm dramatic. I'm a

1:12:29Fucking lesbian Oscar winner Oscar. What do you call it when you don't? nominee nominee Because even the meta shit is played out at this point. Yeah, like this is your best and brightest. There's no joke That's funny and I mean I like those two guys. They like a bulldoods But not no more, but that looks ghastly Well, let me let me just say you say it with me. Yeah, you're me and me But you don't act there There was um This one I wish there was a trailer because it just sounds so fucking shitty like classic YA shit That's supposed to be a high schooler that puffed up Botox. Yeah, it's about yeah Catholic schoolgirls causing unholy chaos November 11th The craft Catholic school dance troop your latest group initiation goes sideways. Yeah, that means your choreographer dropped all the communion wafers on the floor

1:13:36But for the girls of the coming of age drama the body starring Kristen Bojik Sarah Bustani Gina, Mazzaros or nothing and traders winner Gabby windy the results are a little more complicated Their ritual gone wrong leads to a mass frenzy that engulfs the entire community traders winner Jim Yeah, I remember Gabby she won traders. She was like um, she's like a reality star or something She's from she's gonna show the body So yeah, that's some another great thing. I it's so funny because I've never felt better about canceling Netflix over a month ago Yeah, then all this garbage that I keep seeing coming out was just like people trying to do Ryan and Murphy, right? She shows like this. Yes. Yeah. Yeah, Ryan Murphy or just basically All like yeah, it's all like a rotic Erotic high school thrillers. Well, it's from the writer of Emmy nominated mystery under the bridge Mm-hmm And then there is crystal like crystal egg released a trailer about a week ago

1:14:37Yeah, one thing in this really pissed me off It's wait, I think it might be the thing that pissed me off But then someone put it in perspective and I was like all right, I guess Okay, you got a hot day. Oh, no, I'm just gonna see some friends work at lunch. Oh, thank you A 24 made TV shows before or just a full beef is an a 24 show Okay season one and two Huge right even have another one, but I know for sure. I wasn't sure okay Huge right 13th fan favorite horror franchise couldn't care less about the story of the mom from just Yeah, it's tough. It's tough, dude Um, and especially here. I mean, it's hard to say when you hear rumors about like a troubled production and They're dumping all the episodes on one day or whatever, but then again, I don't know if peacock maybe does that regularly or whatever But you never know if you if you should believe that shit or what well at the end of day two It might just be like fun horror stuff even if the origin is like not something you care about treats

1:15:40Was Linda Carnellini The giant cameras wakey wakey ex and dinky let's all get out there and make some more crystal egg memories She finds a statue down there My son's a grown man in the boy And this is also the same day Sweeping the thing with these stupid things is you know, there's gonna be a scene where it's like I don't eat my hockey mask Like just dumb shit like that. Yeah, she walks like hey, golly like get out of here It's gonna be something like like like oh, I thought you wanted to play hockey. I don't know if I want to play hockey mom Yeah, I don't want to wear a mask We'll put a sack on your head Hard to look at but sweet. What are you Paul Newman?

1:16:44You're part of this community and they will help you right it would definitely be where's the mask that makes them feel more comfortable It's his head or something. Yeah, she's like okay if you want to wear honey, but we should take it off and yeah, you're a government experiment The the I do think that did because yeah, that's just referring to your thing coming up in the trailer um But then someone reminded me that like Friday the 13th I've had like telepathic people and he's gone to space right no So it's kind of like I can't really get too mad But he that whole thing is like I mean none of the origin makes any sense sure But like he's still him being a government experiment. It's like let's make everything the same perfect great fair I get it. I first glance it does sound horrible But then I'm like oh yeah, they do a bunch of goofy-ass shit though because what I mean I guess the what Jason takes man hat and isn't he like a spirit or is that yeah, no, that's just good a hell Yeah, but it's like but yeah, it's still like He is goofy. This is like not goofy. This is like making it real or something

1:17:47Yeah, I don't know I guess that's the whole thing I want to find my son That I just had this feeling and he was still out there Jason Crystal Lake don't give up or dead Yeah, it was gonna be a lot of dumbass shit where probably Nothing does and I do she's like passing out not realizing she's doing creepy stuff, but then someone else is actually doing it Have yourself a walk in the woods. We'll never come back again What do you think the good people of crystal lake would say if they knew what you and Jason really were yeah, that is Trying to like oh, what are they gonna do? You're vampires

1:18:50Yeah Honestly though the only thing they would need for me to get me on board is cool kills But they probably won't have that yeah, that's kind of the only good thing Even though I love it and also bring back the the psychic psychic bitch. Yeah, I bring back the psychic But just make them a zombie immediately please yeah There you go so yeah, there's just a taste. There's a bunch of other bad shows too that we don't need to Because we get it. We get it. We don't need to watch the truth We get it everyone making TV shows Yeah, I know we're gonna watch IRL streams And I mean I guess for a palette cleanser It's almost problematic to even read this new story

1:19:53Okay, oh no, is it something to do with a pool or something? Hold on where's the Where's the racial slur detector? Oh, it's going crazy These 13 people arrested after a caught stealing $250,000 of chicken I think initially I'd read it that it was fried chicken, but maybe Maybe it was it was not What the hell was wrong with this chicken? Bust the Memphis Safe Task Force says 13 people tried to steal $1 million worth of chicken Officers searched for Javonte Johnson on an aggravated robbery and found him if I could explain Yeah, I mean I just go through the name we got Javonte Johnson those are great because you had the And then last guy was Samuel Javonte Wilson Yeah, previous shavers to go on trevious It's my favorite that's my favorite teacher for the defense of the dark guards and hogwarts

1:20:58favorite scientist when trivia is shavers Contribute is shavers team people try Samuel Jackson Deal a quarter million dollars worth John ship Stong name jump ships kind of cool. Yeah, that's a fit Officers searched for real Jackson Javonte Johnson on an aggravated robbery and Sound him and 12 trash on Featherson I don't think my son trash feathers Aggravated robbery warrant and sound him and 12 name you make up by looking around the room while you're lying Yeah, Robert Dishman pallets of chicken from an 18 wheeler behind a hotel So yeah, what it was a whole pallet of chicken they tried to steal pallets of chicken

1:21:59We're you flipping that chicken behind a hotel on Lamar Avenue Please say the group tried to run the fucking grill Jeff Involved to other suspects face felon in possession charges after officers recovered three handguns at the scene It last month they recovered it when one slipped on a watermelon back to you Grievous make obi one 250,000 dollars are chicken from a semi trailer according to a press release Yeah, he's arrested charge of possession of a fire want fire arm And arrest warrant was executed for him for aggravated robbery 12 other people this is like oceans It's ocean Juneteen stolen pals of chicken value it's $250,000 from an 18 wheeler And yeah, this is like when the sugar truck

1:23:01Trashes in the Simpsons and Homer yeah, try to steal the big pile of chicken away That sounded like a silo tipping over and it's like Homer you don't have to watch your chicken all the time I love your sugar all the time and he pulls that guy with the tea out We're stealing my sugar. Yes, and I do it again Yeah, but instead it's trash on Featherson Featherson really Trashon's great, but Featherson yeah, they get the one lady yeah Was that is it Jesse Moore? Yeah, trash on Featherson's a hard 35. Yeah Dude I go on on the top right uh dingus I thought we was going to you don't chicken bone right now you got too far It's a dumb guy voice I don't know that's just a dumb guy That was a dumb guy voice Oh my god, where do I go? That's what loony tunes that's not racist I think I had one other one before we're done here

1:24:10I hope that justice has served and they find they're all found Fuck what was it? Did you know this would have ended like um What is the pact or something they all would have killed each other? What did they get? What's the Oh, I'm actually gonna stand on the Billy Bob Thornton movie where they all end up killing each other You can see I wish you remember the reference something racist Um, well, I guess there was a Florida mom was arrested for fucking a dog Okay, wait she got caught mid dog Sick Florida mom arrested after husband finds video of her performing sex acts with family dogs as the cop Oh, I love they do the uh the videos are not even related But it look how happy she is Look how happy she is in her mug shot. What a weirdo. Wow. It's just crystal egg. She should be crystal egg looks like someone photoshopped her face down her head a little further

1:25:16Yeah, yeah, it's like fire marshal bill Ha, ha, ha, it almost not is still in her it does Stuck to her it feels like someone did her dirty and threw like a bad AI smile on her face. Yeah, and she really was making a sad face But yes sick Florida mom arrested after her husband allegedly caught her on camera performing sex acts with the family dog Malia Numer door 38 was charged with engaging sexual contact with an animal this week after her husband shared the disturbing allegations on Facebook Just go to the cops. Yeah, what the rest should be sick of that bitch is like this is the greatest day of my life He claimed he had photo or video evidence to prove it Police interviewed the husband who were real that he had installed two security cameras in the home to find out Who had been stealing money from a queen shot? We're gonna go to the bottom of this

1:26:18Only lives with his wife so clearly she's stealing money from the queen I'm gonna find out who did the worst thing I can think of stealing money from the court He's like who stole my dogs come The cameras were known to everyone in the home according to the husband who is not identified But while reviewing the recordings from a bedroom camera he found video of Numer door Allegedly engaging in sex acts with the family dog. What's the breed? He showed investigators images from the recording gave them access to the laptop that contained the footage police Interviewed Numer door on Tuesday and she acknowledged the video shoulder with the dog But denied there was any sexual contact that she was just petting it Numer door Was anyone to explain the actions in the video and the officers found her answers contradictory Did you fuck that dog? No No, I'm not even gonna just squat and do it This video here

1:27:19Her Facebook profile contains photos of her over the years with her husband whom she married in 2023 and her two boy Oh those poor kids. She just means like her two friends Yeah, Rufus and Spike She was arrested Tuesday and booked at the Charlotte County jail where she flashed a toothy grin for her monks Muck shot record shot I mean it looks like Almost when they would be like this was the Blair Witch back in her day She became like a fucking Batman villain We need like a Lindsey Clancy like mob of women being like the dog fuck Oh She was just said we're getting a lot of copy dogs I'm gonna stop hearing this as much a copy dog. Yeah, but you copy dog fuckers

1:28:21Um, oh, and then actually I was cracking up over this just when we were on vacation. It's the video Oh, yeah, you were telling me about this on the trip. This is so funny. Yeah, in Georgia like a city in Georgia They they elected this like 23 year old kid to be mayor and like Shortly after being elected He was removed because he was using like the city credit card to buy haircuts and and clothes I remember this too because it was a big deal. They're like look at this Young man of no particular race really finally becoming man and he was also sending his dick pics to a boy A man that just turned 18 It does just sound like I wrote it like yeah, he spent the government money on haircuts Yes, stockbridge Georgia removed the city's mayor from Office over allegations exchanged nude photos with a teen and misused the city credit card officials for the city southeast 17 miles southeast of Atlanta said the former mayor jaden Williams 23 who was not named in the release will be removed from office

1:29:26In a news release Monday that Activities of the city manager and department will continue on interrupted blah blah Let me see here jurisdiction For me to run for mayor probe conducted. Okay. I probe conducted by a law firm hired by the city alleges that mr Williams exchange explicit images with a male high school student who had just turned 18 after the two discussed the student possibly Joining a mentorship program run by mr. Williams Mr. Williams said that communications took place in December after he was elected but before he took office This whole process smells bad. They did not bring one shred of evidence that while he was in office Oh, I love how they're like no He was elected, but he wasn't in office yet. This doesn't count. Yeah, no take-back sees on there and It's getting it out of my system Mr. Williams was targeted for his sexual orientation and young age They they also accused him of abusing a city credit card by using it for $4,000 in personal expenses including food clothing and a haircut

1:30:28His sexual orientation so he's sending it to a boy Yeah, no, I said that. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, he just turned 18 though Oh to be fair this guy's 23 ain't too bad. Well, and he just turned 18. Isn't that like really old for a gala? Mr. Williams said that some of the purchase were an accident because his city card is the same color as his personal card Okay That's an open-shot case If you would listen to my lawyer in the purple suit But I was just cracking up with Mike because I was reading this when we were like waiting for our flight and um It's just so funny Funny to me to be so excited to be elected that you immediately start doing crooked shit Like you can't just wait a little while like you're so young and like oh get me in office. Get me in office Oh, fuck yeah, right right by me all this shit Here's my dick is my dick come to my Oh, you're so crooked. You can't even wait for five seconds What we're supposed to do but you're like yeah cool out for a bit though Jesus. Yeah, at least like uh, I don't know

1:31:30Cheat with a secretary. Yeah, yeah, give it a few months be a little better with hiding your shit. That's what you get for Voting in a 23-year-old. Yeah, put all your money in an LLC called like damned him wings Ah shit. Well, uh, oh fucking on my playlist up. Oh fuck. Oh fuck shit. Oh my god. Oh my fuck. Oh Fuck Welcome to the cube Dude wouldn't it be crazy if a fucking guy made you come? Oh man, what would that fucking nuts? That'd be fucking wild Reference I'm not gay. I remember kissing Mike on New Year's once and I was like I don't like that Yeah, once I got made me come and I'm like, I don't want that anymore I'll tell you maybe that I'm like one or two more times get that post-night clarity. Yeah

1:32:38Let me see here. Here we go Here we go. Here we go. It's just like a recording up What Yeah, I had to pull the uh I had to pull that car No, it just happened. Favorite part of the show I mean, I think we all know it's the the touching tribute to Epstein Highland. Yes Yeah, you got to give it up to the We Will Survive version one. I can't wait to hear the final version Yeah, I can't wait till they touch it all up and make it even better. That shit's gonna be great dude I'm getting called out on his Michael Jackson shit by like a real Michael Jackson Yeah, that was very very good. That's great And I love seeing that singer cracking like can't even keep a straight face trying to sing his horrible misguided lyrics. I always enjoy a fall TV preview It's always fun. I always like to see what kind of garbage they're trying to shove down our throat

1:33:40I'm like asked for it. I was gonna. I was just about to say that too. I also enjoy the good asked for it versus a pussy fart Bringing it back to oh Oh my god Yeah, brought you by Rubble Oh man, he's going to ask for it. You're fucking dick You're my dick What a show. What a show we have thank you everybody for hanging out Thank you for all your kind support actually do I have any real cut up on these We need name cowards We need name cowards I think we are obama that was the evil Pikachu Smith Uh, oh uh from jada of Rick Linneys. I assume that was a jada thing Evil like you yeah, Pinkett Pinkett Pinkett. Thank you Rick Linneys

1:34:43Much to think about billy race Much to think about the emoji that's going on We referenced that all the time and if people have never seen it they don't know what the fuck we're talking about I got a lot of anger Daughtered and shook her chicken, but Patreon.com's not giving them like us you want to laugh. Yeah, I was hard as I'm laughing And us go to patreon.com's not giving them where you can find all sorts of bonus episodes featuring us doing all sorts of different stuff This shows never going away. It's always gonna be here. It's always gonna be waiting for you But if you just can't get enough of us There's all sorts of things for you waiting there movie commentaries bonus shows part zero's all sorts of great stuff Jim what is waiting for the folks on the patreon or right now? We recorded a part zero. That's actually breaking down our

1:35:46Our travels. Yes from the past week and a half from NYC to Orlando And also You know hhn the people we met along the way. Yeah, that's coming up Fuck what else have I put up recently? I have a teaser for that episode Jim because I realized I forgot to mention that we went to that place to get frozen hot chocolate Oh, yes, we're in there They're like hey We made us we made some of the giant fucked up Sunday and that's right. They don't have it. Do you want it? They asked me and I'm like for free and they're like yeah, and they promise gigantic fucked up Sunday And I like I could only like two thirds of it, but it was amazing It was the coolest moment of my life. The serendipity three which has like crazy food. That was very cool Yeah, we're from the lost boys menu. There's also our bus boys movie commentary. Yeah There's also a scarf dogs banana pudding Oreos and more dessert discussion We also got a part zero discussing comedy comedy comedy

1:36:51We also have a true crime show. We've got blank me. Well, not blank me explain Fucking what those are show carbon amp her name. Yeah, no the one with where we pitch. Oh pitch pitch Dominane easy a a a man versus machine. Yeah, man versus machine. I mean we got so much stuff. We get years of bonus content That you can hear Yeah, patreon.com slash Jim and them. What are you waiting for? If you're some sort of sick fuck that's not enough for you. What happens to people? Jim what happens if a sick fuck? shows that you know that you gotta show that you know calm Jacob borrows and I discuss television shows TV you heard about all the terrible shows Well, sometimes they're good ones what I Reviews the believe and we talk about them. We watch them when we talk about them You can find it that shows what you know. Dot com or any podcast sure of choice Jeff Murphy what is going on in your neck of the wood? Oh my god follow Jeff

1:37:54Murphy on Instagram get yourself the I'm gay and my dick fell off shirt And the kill Tony Gary Pouches shirt tea public slash users that Jeff Murphy or just go to my Instagram and Other that uh You know when I tried the other day dick. Oh, how was it? Not good? Yeah, I don't know what everyone's talking about I'm real quick um because I did get a message from Natalie. She's defending Zach Inzac's defense. I was much closer to where he lives and I was fully entertaining You guys were doing a meetup apples and oranges. What does that mean? Who's that what she doing a show? I'm not sure. I mean fully entertaining. Yeah boys are always fully entertaining I think she means entertaining like we went and did something specifically like like we all like like oh Or is it like a wink? Is there like are Cheety like the difference between the meetup and like us going and getting dinner with Nick maybe because I be I would Challenge anyone that went to our meetup that was not fully entertained. I think there

1:38:58There are a few people as a kindhearted and beautiful as Natalie sure So I'm inclined to believe her Sure, but I'm just saying Zach you're fucking you're on full's notice. What are we calling the 10 minute kid? Yeah, the 10 mile kid Yeah, I wonder if he's one of these defended themselves the 10 mile kid is on full notice and actually you know back to our favorite part of the show Thank you Natalie for yeah sending over some chicks merch. It's much appreciated very cool Jess been rocking the hat all night long I look like a cool 70s guy. Yeah, Christopher's the lake person. I'm excited to cut the sleeves off that bitch and wear it tomorrow Oh hell yeah, so shout outs. Thank you smells like ass for My endorsement is I've brought up a show called physical 100 several times And there was a version where it's like countries going against each other now out of nowhere They've been doing like other countries so they have physical 100 Mexico and Italy dropping at the exact same time So I'm endorsing in the the double physical 100 of Italy and Mexico. Check them out. I watched a bunch of them on our flight

1:40:02Oh hell yeah, and that is my endorsement and also shout outs to Rob Duke's And Melody have been watching tonight as well. I mean, uh, we mentioned it in real life. I don't know if we were said on the show There's a I mean 90% of the reason we got to go on the bonfires because of Rob. Yes, so fucking shout outs to Rob because that was a Fucking huge thing for us. Yeah. Yeah, good guy Rob coming through for us making that connection happen Yeah, but Jay Jay I'd love to rob you Jay likes us and knows us But it wasn't like something that anyone was pushing for until Rob's like you know, you got to make this fucking happen Yeah, yeah good shit. Yeah, and on that I'm Jim where they were out world

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