09-25-26 - FULL SHOW - FRIDAY - Holmbergs Morning Sickness 98 KUPD

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2:05Do not leave money on the table for a location near you. Visit OrlandoAutoBody.com. Good morning everybody. Hello there. Welcome to Friday. It is 545. My name's John. I'm about 80% here. There's Brady. There's Brett. He's about 60%. Maybe. And there's a big dick Toledo. This is the morning sickness and boil, boil. Whatever that mung was that attacked me yesterday. I hope none of you get it. That's a day I don't want to relive. Waking up with that crap was brutal. Throat completely shut. I thought I had COVID the day before. All the taste went away and I'm like, oh boy. Is this still... I read about it. COVID doesn't even do the same stuff anymore. That's a different... Yeah, it's like it doesn't make your taste go away or it doesn't make it... I got COVID 1.0. I don't know how I managed to do that. But I took the test and have it overdosing on nasonix. It says like one scored every 24 hours. I took that as one bottle. It didn't even let me get me breathing. To stay away from the speakers, I could still be contagious.

3:07Very close. I would... I mean, I suggest KDKB, but you're going to catch something a lot worse over here. Yeah, I take your chances over here. Don't breathe in when I'm talking. That's all just going to wear a mask in the car. I don't know. I'm going to be passing by a cemetery. Hold your breath. Hold your breath. Is that what you do by a cemetery? Yeah. Yeah, I never done that. Why? It was a superstition, I think. Like good luck or they'll get in you. I think it was something like that. I guess so. I remember he was out. I know, lift on your feet when you cross railroad tracks. But the bone orchard has one too. I've never thought... That's a big one over there in 48th Street. You'd be holding your breath for a long time. What if you live next to one? You're in trouble. You've got to prevent a wandering spirit for entering your body. Jesus Christ. I'm insane a person or if you buy that. You've got to be bananas. You never knew the meaning. It was just a fun little thing. Hold your breath. Hold your breath and see if you can make it. Brett, you had your back spinal cancer surgery Wednesday and you're back and you're better. No doctor.

4:07He came back with the exact same thing. I just brought what I was... We were back and forth on how you doings and I said, how you feeling? You said, doctor's not to worry. 95% chance it's nothing. Doesn't that bother you that you're saying there's a chance? There's... 5% chance you could be. And it was on your spine this time. It wasn't just like in your skin. No, it was... You had a spine too. I don't know if it was... I don't know. They dug right in front of my spine. I don't know if it was attached or what. Did they tell you? You're braiding as a doctor and drugs. Oh my God. I was on drugs. I didn't ask any questions. I didn't. The anesthesia was amazing. Or they didn't break down what was going on. They said it's like right there. Because it's right. I mean, I'm just sure of it. It's all bad. It's all bad. Yeah, yeah. But you didn't say, hey, this is attached to my spine? Well, no, I don't think it's attached. I think it's like right in front of my spine. What the problem is. It's like literally on top of the spine. I don't think necessarily it's going to be attached. He's grown in tail. Yeah, there's the... I'll just call myself an animal. You'd rather... Yeah, then they have cancer than a tail.

5:09Yeah. You'd rather have a twerth. I think I'd grow tail right now. I'm just like the way you'd react to cancer. You got crop. Wow. You didn't like... Like, what are the odds? Like, what are we looking at? That's what he said. He's also going to take... As far as what? Is there a chance? You're right, when I go back from my checkup, because it's got to go to... To follow. To follow. To follow. To follow. To follow. To follow. To follow. To follow. To follow. To follow. You know, like, stuff. So my follow-up, he's... I think it's like in ten days or so. Yeah. I don't know if he's going to make it, but maybe when I should go over to the sous-vios and have something to talk about, Brett's passing. Could be. You never know. So yeah, I got that going on. We're rooting for you. Yeah. I had nothing. You sure would have him to tell you that... That's it! I don't know if we're even allowed to talk about the legalities of what went down with Toledo's life a couple nights ago. I got a text from him. Can we bring it? This is the most... This is a great warning, too.

6:10So Toledo hits me with this text the other night. It's a great warning. He fires off, he goes to your buddy, Mark, to Bank CEO, and he to talk to him immediately. There was? Yeah. And I'm like, what for? What happened? This is... I couldn't believe this. So Lisa's mother has been scammed before. They got into her bank account. Got a couple of grand. We don't know yet. The first ones. The first ones we don't know on that one. They got that money back. And it was a lesson. We told her mom anything that looks official. She's been hit up on email multiple times. So earlier in the week, she gets a call from an 800 number. And she answers and she says, and there's a guy in the line that says, hey, are you at so-and-so branch trying to withdraw $77,000 from your account? And she says, no, I am not. And he's like, okay. All right, hang on. They call her back.

7:10They say, there's a girl at this bank trying to withdraw $77,000 from your account. And she's like, okay, what do I do? What do I do? Should I call the bank? No, no, no, no. Don't call the bank. We're going to have you to go and confirm this. I'm going to send you an Uber to her. And he says he's what? FBI. He says he's FBI. And he's working with the FDIC. And so he sends an Uber quote unquote to pick her up and says, hey, this is the guy's name. Here's his plate number. So that, you know, it looks official. So it looks official. She's never taken an Uber in her life. So she wouldn't know. So goes to her facility, picks her up, takes her to the bank and the bank inside the bank, she's like, he's like, here's what you need to say. We need you to withdraw $588 in change. And then you need to tell the bank that it's for your daughter's down payment on a condo.

8:13And she's like, well, why? And he goes, well, because we're trying to work to nail this girl and it's all associated. It's a big thing. So she does that and he says, all right. And then we need you to move that to this account so that we can, so that we can, it's all part of the scheme. Okay. You know, and so she's like, okay, so she moves $588. The next day, they're like, hey, we need you to, we need you to go back to the bank and try and, and we need $77,000 this time. Got to transfer the money to a new account. She's going to take it. Got to transfer money into a new account so that it's safeguarded. This is what they kept telling us. Because this girl is still trying. So they send her to a different bank branch. Well, this bank branch flags it and says, yeah, this is, this is odd. We're not going to do that. So the same day, she, he's like, hey, you need to go to the back to the original branch and try again there. She goes there, the bank manager comes out and sits down over there and says, hey, I, this, this is throwing up all kinds of red flags.

9:14I want you to know, at least mom is adamant. And she's telling, so she already told the guy on the phone. She said, I want to talk to my daughters about this. I don't know. No, no, no, no, no, we don't want to involve them because then they could scam your daughters right money. And so now Elaine, at least mom is, she's on an island. She's panicked and she's on an island. And so all she knows is that people are coming for her money. And that's all she's got. So she goes to the bank, the bank manager sits down over there and says, hey, this is irregular. It's, it's your money. But I want you to know that once this is transferred to this account, it's gone. Like it is gone. So they're trying to get her to transfer her 77 grade to an account. Yep. That's safe. So they gave her all the numbers and said whoever started and she did it. So she did that one. But then she went back and did a $35,000 transfer. Another one. $112,000, $588 total they got from her.

10:17They got all but $16,000. All but $6,000. All but $6,000 of her money they got out of her account. And there's nothing. And there is nothing. There's, we have the wire transfer accounts that now Mesa PD is flagging. Oh my God. Like now it's now the FBI is involved, you know, in all this. So it's a warning to your parents. If you've got, you know, parents that are worried about anything. Yeah. And she has screenshots. This guy was texting her like this official stuff. It looks like the FDIC. Yeah. Like here's, here's your login. But there would never text you. Exactly. They would never send an Uber. Exactly. Exactly. All the flags are there. Exactly. But I totally understand the fear of like, oh my God, it's happening. So the worst part of this was that she thought she was doing good and she was excited to tell. So she gets us all on a conference call basically on a group chat. Talk about this thing offer. She says, you guys don't know the last couple of days I've had.

11:20Well, I did this and I and as soon as she got to the, to the guy saying that he needed to move, move money and work. And as she's saying this, like Lisa's put, because Lisa's on her account, she's pulling up her account and we're seeing every, every interaction and it's gone. Oh. And so we had to tell her, mom, you're, you just lost all your money. No, the guy told me where it is. Mark, my bike, the Banksy, you know, guy, I was on the thread with Toledo and he's like, we have this happen all the time. He said, we actually have to tell customers if you're going to keep transferring your money to these unknown accounts, we're going to ask you to bank somewhere else. Because we don't have the time or money to investigate this stuff. Right. And we're not going to do it. So if you're going to start swinging money against our advice, we're going to say, go ahead and bank something. And that was the big thing where we were wondering, like, how does, how does the bank allow this twice? Yeah. You know, to the tune of $112,000 over a couple days without it, without something either you're talking to her, well, turns out they went back. This is part of Lisa and her sister did all this yesterday and we're trying to track

12:23it down. And if they, you know, like, you think the banks would know, like, we see it all the time, then they do. They do. So hard. But wait a minute. You've seen it. If you're doing it yourself, they're not managing your money. That's the thing. Yeah. She came in and she did it herself with her money. Now, people online are saying it's clearly you scamming your mother-in-law. Hey. This is a good cover right here. And that's when you tax me. One of my first thoughts was Toledo killed Nancy Guthrie. There's no way that he, this is, and now we steal him from his own. And a bad start. I got to pad your 401k. It was a great cover to hit me up and stepings. Yeah. And then I wanted to tell you that today or yesterday, actually, but then I almost died. And then I started, I started reading it and I'm like, because I said, call the police. Like my first thing was call my, why haven't you called the police? I'm like, oh, of course you wouldn't call the police on yourself. Right. You're, you're running the cover story. And the thing about it was like this all broke it like 545. So the banks are closed. So we're, we're trying, we're trying to call 800 numbers. We're not getting through to anybody. Yeah.

13:24Mark was so quick to go, I hate that this is happening. Mark actually wrote, I hope they all burn in hell for this. This happens all the time. All the time. And it's taking advantage of people. And you know, the detective that's handling a Mesa PD, he's, he's very honest about it. And he says, you know, look, there is little hope that that it's coming back. Any of this. Oh, that's brutal. Only possibility is because it's a little different that they gave her the account numbers. And then of course they told her, hey, and by the way, all these notes where you're writing down this stuff, rip it all up and throw it away. Yeah. And so she did that. But she put it in it. She's instead of flushing it. She put it in her trash can. So the girls go over there and they're, they're back together, taping it back to the house. No way. They have the, they have the account numbers and everything. You know, their mom, she's, she's crushed because she feels stupid. It's true. She feels taken advantage of which she absolutely was. Yeah. And this is like literally she sold her house about a year and a half ago. And this was, this was it. This was the money she was going to live on. And so now it's gone. And Jeremy says what an incredible story, but told by toast.

14:28It just me. We need to embellish it with a better story teller. From your sister, then she'll show you a poetry and she'll get through this in an hour. Oh, that's horrible. I'm sorry. That, that's a thing. Yeah. So every single, like our company always emails us like these fishing scam deals and stuff. And they're always, and they, they get mad at me because the whole point is if you don't know the person that's emailing you, don't answer it. Well, I don't know anybody who works in the corporate office. They're constantly going, you need to be tested on fishing scams and I don't open it. I don't either. And then Larry will come to me later and go, hey, you got to do that test. I'm like, I don't know any of that stuff. The company's taught me not to, so it's this. Big circular mess of like, don't open any emails from stuff that looks official, but you don't know to, you have to do it because we're testing you. And I'm like, well, that's the opposite of what you do. I'm going to get into a scam this way. I don't open anything. That's our path, right? Yeah. We've got this big thing that's supposed to be, you're supposed to have done a test. I, it's been years.

15:29And Larry's like, we got, I think Larry's doing them for me on the side and I don't know it because they quiet down. I'll get tons of emails and I don't know if I giggle the whole time. Like you guys are idiots. I'm going to get a big uproar earlier in the year because we got it too. I still haven't done mine. I have neither. I'm not doing any of that. I get overnight said that because there's nothing else to do during the side show. I'm not doing any of that nonsense. I don't open those emails. Like he said, like it's a perfect setup for them to send something out. Oh, man. Oh, man. It was, it was, if you want to, if you want to ruin all of Hubbard Broadcasting's emails, good email as a Hubbard executive. Yes. Saying that everybody's got to click in and do a little fishing test. You know, internet scams are possible. Open this and find out how you can avoid it and don't ruin the, and then you can scan the company for everything. I highly recommend if you're a scammer listening right now. You knock out the Hubbard. I'll give you the list of dot com. She just emailed me and say, what's the whole thing? I'll send you the whole group. Why is it fishing with a pH? It's the same thing. Yeah, it's going fishing. I don't know because it's like that. I don't know. I've done like eight of them, but I didn't know I had to pay for it.

16:30Yeah, I don't mean. And you're going to be rich because you go into a drawing at the end. There's a big lottery. It's smart. You should just open them up. Well, that's dinks. So now you have to take care of your mother-in-law for the rest of her life. Yeah. In your house, probably. No. With Alex. You, Alex Lisa. Yeah. This is half family tradition. This is it. No. Feel really bad. Feel really bad. I've she said, I can't go on. I got to live somewhere. She's living with you. I broke. I got six grand. Moving her into a more affordable apartment next month. And we're doing that before this. Yeah. Oh, you're not getting you're done. But those expenses are now a family expense. Yeah, that's your paying for that. And that's you're going to look at each other one night on a Friday and just go, you know, Vila Chieper, she just lived here. No, it's happening. No. All right, let's put the numbers on it, boys. The fan dual odds now, the cow she odds. I went to Lido, has his mother-in-law live in there. I say it's right after holiday. 70,000. Holidays are super emotional. There's going to be a lot of.

17:30I can't believe my life has come to this. I have nothing, nothing. Oh, let me just live here. And then Alex will be like, she's got good drugs, man. And then he'll encourage Lisa. She's getting my general power shop together. Oh, you guys, it's by January 7th. She will be first box goes in your hands. Four months? No. The holidays are going to make everybody emotional. She can't afford Christmas presents. I couldn't get you anything but there's bag of orders. She's going to be upset. She's got one young grandchild that she needs to buy a Christmas gift for the other. She can't. She can't even. She got to get a stop hat. I'll give her a $50 Amazon card. You're going to give her a lot more than that. You're going to give her a bed and a pillow and a place to stay. She's going to be a little January 7th. You don't know how valuable it is to just pay for it. Yeah, you think so. Remember Alex Down there and Tissum? You said the same thing. Where's he? Yeah. He's in your house. It's coming back to Hauntum. He's going to have the boy. It's generational.

18:31It's going to be like a 1940s nuclear house. You got grandma. You got the boy that won't leave. You got quiet sex for the rest of your life. You get that 10 by 12 puff shed the back yard. Yep. Yeah. Put grandma in the tough shed. Quiet sex. That's coming to the world. They call that the mother-in-law suite. Yeah. You got quiet sex for however long she lasts. That's it. Quiet, weird. Can't do it in the house sex for the rest of your life. And the boy will be like 30 and he'll stay because grandma will get closer. He's going to bingo tonight. Alex is working. Alex is going to be like, I can't get a full-time job. I got to take care of Mimo. And that's and then so now he's going to be stuck in there. They might even share a room with two twin fans. Oh God. Bunked bitch. Yeah. He's going to be like stepbrothers. Grandma don't touch my drum set. And she's still my drum set. I'm so not a rapper. Anyway, this one says, same crap happened to my mom. She screwed since she transferred the number to herself. Also, why would the FBI not pick her up in a car?

19:32Why didn't she see that? That's a huge. They're not going to uber that. Well, we said, Hey, you know, we were talking to her. Did you get a badge number? Did you get anything? No, he's in California. I'm like, you haven't even seen them. And that was where it was. It all dawned on the Uber driver. She's like, just he just left or he waited for her. So he waited for it. The bank. It's not an Uber driver. Exactly. You know, I mean, right there, you knew before. Well, I know my friend before any of this was going. It wasn't an Uber driver. They're not going to be. Oh, I knew that. She had to know like, why is he waiting for my homebergs morning sickness hot cat 98 K U P D. It's John Humber here from the morning sickness to change your life with life changer loan.com banking inside your own equity sounds like a crazy idea. But think of this, you paid the bank monthly to chip away at that huge interest heavy loan, but you don't have access to that money. You've been paying at all. Change your loan will get your house paid off so fast your front door is going to spin off. And since it's principal first, you're going to save hundreds of thousands of interest.

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21:35Remember when the flag lady over there, Diamondbacks games gave all that money to that fake general and they did a GoFundMe and raised a ton of money for it? Try it. Get this lady back on her feet and out of your house because January 7th. You thought it's X? They're going to call it the J7 at Toledo's house. They hate J6 already over there, but J7 is going to be worse. The insurrection, the quiet sex insurrection. There's a family meeting coming up soon. Oh yeah, I know what that's about. Yeah, yeah. You're going to try to put your foot down. Everyone's going to look at you. You're like, you're the devil. This woman has been through so much. Me and the brother-in-law are both, we're united. Oh, not living. Right. Yeah. Good luck. You have no say in this one. Where do I put my things? My things. My things. Everything's going to smell like Volterran. The whole house is going to be like powders and pills. And you'd be doing the right thing. She can't stay with me, but a good person will let her stay at the house.

22:39Jesus, I'm doing it for a ghost, the dog. She needs a foster. She needs a foster family. They should do that for grandma's. Foster grandma's until you find somebody who'll take him. I'm not doing that. I'm like, you should. There's already that one that's so blatant. A place for mom. Right. Well, yeah, because nobody wants her in the house. That's the whole theme of the game. The theme of the commercial is caring and loving, but not at my house. You love your mother very much, but not enough to let her have a key. Let's find a place for mom. Ready to go to spare room now. Hey. Yeah. You like to guess. You like quiet sex? And you have a bigger house. Or Tilly does mother and law. Well, we'll drop a hundred bucks on whatever she's paying right now. The rent. Yeah. I'll beat it by a hundred. Drop that down. Hey, Brady, how many kidneys do you have? I've got two. I mean, I have my money, but I got both kidneys.

23:42For as far as I can get out of the brain, I'm trying to take care of them. Jesus, she'll last a week. He's horrible. I'm not going to get it. Well, stop answering the door. Oh, God, there's people walking in and out salesmen. We're getting scared like crazy. Thought I was bad. I love my voice for your mother and mom, but that's what says. So they had one of their guys pick her up. This is called kidnapping. Yeah. That was another. What about all the flock cameras? Oh, there's so many charges you'd have. Oh, tons. So we're hoping that between the two bank branches that, um, though there's two ways to go that that we can get license plate on the car. Oh, yeah. The other one is so one of the perpetrators actually took the cash out, uh, withdrew the money in cash. So they had to go physically into a bank branch. And so we're hoping that, you know, with video there that there might be some way to get the money back. Yeah. That's yeah. You know, you'd break it up, do multiple deposits. Oh, yeah. The 77 grand they took out. They know there's wasn't them guessing afterwards.

24:43They've got a system where she's not the only one they've done this to. Wonder why they caught her. How did she come up on the wheel? I don't know. She's been interacting with weird peachy go through emails and stuff and say, all right, let's see who you've been talking to. I know the girls have done that yet, but, um, like I said, she was scammed. Uh, kind of must have been about maybe six years ago was the 2000. And I think that that's terrible. She just never blocked down blocked her credit. She never blocked the numbers or anything like that. So I think it was just a process of elimination before they finally got to her. The internet to old people is like leaving food on a coffee table when you've got a puppy. It's just going to wreck. It's going to get ruined. There's going to be a big one. And again, this one wasn't internet based at first. It was the 800 call. It was text. It was, it was screenshots that they were sending her. It was an actual website where they gave her a login to, you know, to establish the connection. Like it like her screenshots say, you know, here's the FDIC account with an, with an established secure connection.

25:45You know, so, yeah, but think about it was just, hey, don't tell your daughters. Don't tell anybody else. We just need to keep this between us. And it's like, come on. This guy says, I want to help Toledo set up a go fund me. All I need him to do is transfer $580 to this account, which is to keep the cycle alive. And he says, uh, also, I don't know if she's a devoted Christian woman, but my turf company would love to help. She is actually, oh, I know. He said you're your lab. Well, for me, it's a screw you. Very much Catholic. Okay. And she's in. Maybe they can kick it a new law. And I don't know what could happen. That's tough. Scam and grandma is a good band name, though. I think that's pretty solid if you want to go with that. Yeah, it's terrible. Just try to do the night of the singing dead as what will raise money for, yeah, scam and grandma performing night of the singing dead, raising money for Toledo's mother. And you know, it goes back to what we've always been saying. You got to stay on grandma. Yeah. Like this is a, I can't always say toss the cell phone of your teens. Do it to do it to grandma too. You need to check in with them. This show has been guilty for years, at least me of saying I can't feel sorry for you.

26:48If you gave all that money to somebody and didn't ask enough questions, but this one's a little different. She was at the actual bank. But if the bank guy's like, Hey, this isn't us. Don't do this. She needed to pause for a second and just allow that to be. It's wild. You just get so like you said, you think you're helping somebody. She thought she, hopefully, at least she thought she was on an adventure. But if you're exciting to her, I guess the moral of story is always keep the money in your account. If it gets stolen, at least the bank can cover that. Don't move it to someone else's thing. That's what I was telling the girls. I'm like, you know, it'd be different if they took her in at gunpoint. She'd have the money back today, you know, but they it was all her. She did it herself. Yeah, she walked her own dog there. January 7th, the J7 2027. One, seven, two, seven. My things. Brett's got a nice piece of property. Can't put a container on it. No, I'm kind of packed up over there. He's got a lot of cars, two dogs, a lot of friends cars.

27:50Yeah, I got friends with parking grand terinos in the back. Yeah. Is that case car still back there? Oh, no. Nice theory about car guys. There's always one on the property that just will never work. Mine all run. No, it's on your property. That's not my property. It's a love the clarification. Mine, all run. They do. But there's always at a car guys house. One car, usually without a hood, sitting somewhere on the front. Is it not have a hood? It's down to the frame. Almost always a chunk is missing. And there's grass growing through some of it. I know I keep that trim top, but it would. I wonder if you hope it's not a cement slab, but it's growing through the middle. If I didn't trim it, it would just say that. It's it's it's car guy stereotype. I'm a car guy. If a guy moves in next to you, I'm a car guy. Ah crap. There's going to be some car with those two weird levers that stick up where the hood usually is. Like it's out of the edges. Yeah.

28:50Anyway. I'm so sorry that you're a mother-in-law is doing this, but more sorry for the quiet sex you're going to have to do for the next probably. Is she healthy? Yay. Pretty healthy for her age. Like, yes, she went through, you know, cancer treatment. You know, battle deck. It came through. It came back. She's strong. Yeah. 10 years of quiet sex. A couple of strokes. That's really good. That's the worst part of the story, quiet sex. No, that's a, I mean, money, whatever, but quiet. I give her 100 grand. 10 years without having that. That's part of the story. How's her hearing? Yeah. What the investment is going to be? She hear, all right, because Brady had never once heard the sex of the sex. No, she's got hearing aids like you. Okay, then you don't have to be that quiet. Yeah, but you can hear. Yeah. You could hear if there was sex in your house, even if you were involved in it. But she might think something else. Yeah. Just lost over it. Yeah, that's all right. He didn't hear me. Anyway, we'll be careful with your parents, your mothers-in-law. Do a check-in today.

29:51Just, just check-in. Have you been talking to anybody? Why are you cutting holes in these book pages? I got to deliver some money to a general. Oh boy, here we go. I'm going to contact the friends at the local media and see if we can do anything. Gary Harper, you think he'd help out? He retired. Damn it. They got that girl on there now. But I think three on your side, it's worth a call. It's media. They like this kind of stuff. Yeah. But the problem is, you got to remember, there's dudes out there like me who don't know you, who watched this and unfortunately, what a dumb- They're going to do a bunch of that. Say the same thing, me and the brother-in-law said. Yeah. How did this happen? It's not like a lover scam. I mean, this is pretty elaborate. How's a lover scam not elaborate? Well, that's the thing. And like, I have this scam. It was pretty elaborate. So the lover scam takes months. Yeah. You got to stand. You got to win you over and love you. This is more of a fearsome use of the law. Yeah. I guess lover and personal use of a spy. This is John. Use your Jew connections and get her some Holocaust money back or Brett.

30:53Use your people. You got Brett. I can't do anything about the Jew because I don't actually. Come on, hash. You can do something. I don't know why everybody keeps the nose. It's the damn nose. And the burgl. Yeah, the kidnapping thing is pretty strong. Yeah. So, yeah. Good luck. There's no other answer. Just keep it. I like Toledo's living proof. Now, walking, living proof. If you do not want your mother to live with you in her old years, for God's sakes, man. Get on that phone, or hers. Monthly contacts with your living parents. Like a paranoid spouse. How's that retirement doing? What are you doing with your money? Let's take a look at your cash. I asked my mom that once and she opened up a folder's can. She's loaded with cash. What's this? Back up. I'm like, oh, Jesus. You're doing okay, though. She doesn't find. Like, movie style crumpled up. It reminded me of me when I used to hate banks. Rolls with rubber bands. I remember that.

31:53I had rolls of rubber bands and shoe boxes in my closet. There was a lot of money in there. And I'm like, what am I doing? At one point, I'm like, why? I didn't trust banks at all. At all. For this kind of stuff. I remember that. And I was like, I'll just keep a bunch of it here. And I started keeping more there than I did in the stupid bank. Wasn't it just recently where you finally got direct deposit? I was a couple of years ago, but I didn't like that either. I didn't like direct deposit because I didn't want. You were the one guy that still got a check from Chuck. Yeah, well here with Hubbard, they were like, you've got to do it. And I'm like, I don't have to do anything. I'm not giving you my account numbers. I was firm about that. And never give anyone your account numbers as drilled into my brain unless it's like a gambling site. You got to get deposits. And handle had to know my routing number. I mean, how am I going to get paid? Oh, you're still waiting on your generator too. You gave your credit card. I got to. I got to generate. Oh, did you? Yeah, it's it's the post office. I picked it up. It's in the warehouse. They tell me all the time. It's called more bucks.

32:54When you're going to pick this up for fees, it's just me being lazy. I'm only down about 300 bucks and keep it in the regular generator. I want it, but it's cool. I wish Lisa's mom would have gotten it. Man, well, that's all she's going to be able to afford when she's living in that shack. She's living in that shack and fire that generator. See her out there weekly pulling that cord. Yeah, I can't get it going. See if I can get a yurt. You're going to get you're going to get so tired of hearing this. I can't get out of the top. I'm going to be excluded from my own home. I'm starving. I hear your quiet sacks. It's coming and you're not. This is the woman who cornered you at a party at a roadhouse. I think she's great. That was 18 years ago. What are his plans? Yeah, I don't even know how it happened. I got in the car and reached my pocket. It was $20,000. She just handed money to me. That was easy.

33:54She pays for conversation. Anything not to talk to Toledo. Here's 20 grand. Just stay close. She's got tons of money. She answered to anybody. She just don't ignore you. Well, anyway, that's terrible. I'm very sorry that that happened. That's rough. So again, a life lesson. You got moms. You got dads. Ask some questions because they're stupid. Old people are flat when it comes to this kind of stuff. To be kind about it in the kindest way really is them just being stupid. Well, it's stupid to the modern world. Yes. Everything's scary or constant. All they do is watch Fox News or CNN and get told constantly that the world's going to kill them. Is that what was going on here? Yeah, she's always on the news and it's a constant. Everything's after you. So when you get that call, oh, I saw that. I'm sitting there. I'm a victim. And then they love her voice. I don't know why.

34:55She's insane. I'm hoping that she develops it. Yeah, great. I read it. I'm so tired of getting scammed. Well, you'll know what she does because she's going to be there with you. Who you on the phone with? No, not even me. I remember hiring you as my biographer, Tari. Oh, I've got to go to the bank. Oh, here we go. They're sending a car. It's just the, it's terrible. Was Mark in English driving the car? That would be my gas former promo guy that scammed through every day. So I have a couple cars on the way to the bank. No, I do. Does she happen to have a lot of hair on her body? Because if she is, we can fool everybody and say she's an Armenian bear and maybe raise some money to her rescue. No, but I'm willing to give her a suit. I've earned a cage and suit her up and see if we can get a couple bucks back. No, seven, seven. The holidays are going to be horrible, Brent. Seven, seven to joy. No, one seven. I'm sorry.

35:56Set one seven, twenty seven. She's just sitting there. Thanks, giving back this up. I haven't been able to eat hot meal and days. I'm watching my money. You know, I only have $6,000 to my name and the cost of my apartment is through the moon. Bring the stereotype full circle. We got four cats now. So they'll eat well. It's you're setting up a house for a cat lady. I guess I'll just link back to my poor person apartment I can't afford for the holidays. At least it's kind of cool. We got to do something with my mom. My things gather my things. Are all these boxes yours? Yes. Mind the old Taryn. That's not cheap. Just like 20 of those Mary Poppins bags, giant. You can't just throw all the way down half the hall is just a bunch of old lady bags for like the next 10 years. Every room in this tiny little dump. She's going to start bitching about the house. We in two swivel. We've already expired.

36:57It's fired. It's fired down twice. The fridge is just tons of food you'd never eat. Oh, you think she's like that? Yes. Exactly. Rich it. It's going to be great. Anyway, one seven twenty seven. Oh, no, no, no. Funny room in my house and it's going to stay that way. Yeah. Share with the dogs? No. Wrong. Yes. Yuck. Dogs are being... These dogs won't stop legging, mate. Because you're salty. He's like an old peanut. No. I don't want to be an old peanut. Well, it's the only option. So that or live on your own. I'll stay with the animals. The dogs come back and they got checks. Oh, Jesus, you wrote a check to the dog for 10 grand. Bus, how'd you do that? The old lady gave me 10 grand. It was great. And I told her to show her my f***ing and I did it. 10 grand.

38:00I'm sorry. I shouldn't be making fun of this. It's too soon, but it's terrible. It is a little bit too soon, but it's one way. It's way too soon. Oh, you got to get through it. But I'm just saying you've got to be a good son-in-law. And she's got to stay with you. Well, that's what the family is. That's what the family is about. Where she's going to live. She'd be living with Mike and Liz. Nope. They've got the bigger house. So? They got two free rooms. You would have two if you get really other dead people. Nope. You know, now the best part is that Alex is in the house. Sorry, can't Alex is still here. Well, this could be an impetus to get him out. No, or they could do that. Lock him in. What if they roomed again? That's what I said. They had a couple of ten beds. Split him up. Well, we said they could get a separate apartment. We did. Oh, yeah. They just lived together. Then Alex would pay her for rent. I'd couple this thing. Homeberg's Morning Sickness Podcast. 98KUPD.

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40:03This is the HMS podcast. The 98KUPD. Grandma and Alex living and I put cameras up and watch that before that's gone later. They're moving back. I don't like it anymore. I don't like it. I don't like the boy. Alex yelling at four times. I don't like it. That happened with Ronnie's grandma and one of the sons. Did they live with the kids? They got, she got a really small house and then the one kid moved in there for two years. One her own kids though, not some grand kid. It was a grand kid. Oh, was? Yeah. Yeah. It's wrong with him. But grand kid was living with Grandma. Working in the lead department at Albertsons, Shacken with Grandma. Shacken in the South means premarital sex and living together before marriage. Please don't say that about grandma.

41:03Yuck. It's made me picture Shirley's gags on I. I didn't stop. I put it here. Oh, God. Why are you bent over like that? Because we're Shacken. Boo. Boo. Anyway, well, I hope they all get it back. The good, the fingers crossed moment is there's still a chance this all gets like resolved. Like the cops are in it. They might have missed this chance, but yes, a chance. There might have been a little hiccup in the plan that makes it so we can trace it. Yeah. Whether they get the money back or not, justice, maybe to get these people arrested. Chunk of it. Yeah. That's something that stinks. I mean, that money, even if they get a lot of time to catch the eye, it gets spread out so quick. Yeah. Like, at least cousin Aaron real estate, they had a client that did the same thing gave a guy 20 grand and they tracked the guy. He went right to like a circle K that has one of those crypto ATMs. Yeah. Put it in that. I didn't know that's a thing. That's a thing. Oh, yeah.

42:03No kid. Yeah, yeah. Is a crypto come out? I don't know how it works, but it basically goes into your crypto wallet. So yeah. No clue. You can pull the physical money out and you can put funds in and it's in your crypto. No kid. Yep. Oh no. That's terrible. Well, I hope it all works out. That's just the worst. But yeah, they probably just sucked all that money out, cashed out that day, started handing out the wins and then four or five different withdrawals, but yeah, they got all of it. They took everything. Two transfers from her and then they took it out in four or five days. But they transferred it to like a dummy account or transferred it over. Two different accounts. It's a two different account. So it might have just been some fake setup on a computer account and that just made track the accounts and both the accounts have been not seized, but locked or whatever. Frozen. Frozen. And so they're trying to track trace the cows. The cows got made. Wow. Who made them? Well, I hope they screwed up. Yeah. I hope they screwed up.

43:04And she gets it. Definitely enough to have, you know, continue the full investigation because like if it's under, you know, 10,000 or 15, a lot of times, you'll have to. Oh, yeah. That's what the Mesa PD investigator was telling the girls. He's like, wait a minute. How much was this for? They're like, I want to start a service. Well, a thousand. Just came up with a business idea. Oh. And it's good. And I'd be great at it. Here's my retirement plan. Brett, you can get it on this with. All right. You hire me to, to quote scam your grandma. Right? I call and scammer and see if she's susceptible to it. Like we run a training service. We're a training service where I actually call and fake skin. I have this been real at the end. We tell her like you got to realize I just stole a hundred thousand dollars from you. And I'll scam your grandma. Because right now my idea is to call your grandma and just go, we found her money. Oh, God. It's going to cost five grand to get that back. Right. You just transfer that money over there and see if she does it against like, are you kidding me?

44:04Let's call her later this morning and see if she'll transfer five grand over to my account. No. Because let's see if she's like fresh. I'm not giving anybody anything. Or she goes, Oh, God. I can be money. No, no. This is when you hit him hard. This is when you hit him. If she was 30, you do it. If she was your, if this was Alex, you'd call him today. You'd be like, Hey, for five grand, we can get that hundred grand. That's a different state of mind. Yeah. Yeah. This one you call her right now. Exactly a more fragile state of mind needs to be taught this lesson twice. Oh, what a great homeberg's got your grandma. I'm a little don't not sure I like the name. No. No. You would hire me for flusay, which you got in her account six grand. You give me six grand and I will reskame and see if she falls for it again. You're basically, you know, life lock and all those other companies have that, but they don't call people out. They aren't proactive about it. I would be the one that's been the whole day just calling grandma. Shanghai services.

45:04That's right. And Shanghai grandma. I like that. Shanghai grandma. And we play out. Grandma, we got your grandma on the phone. And then when she says, here's my account number. I'd like to start a cyber and go, all right, it's over. What are you doing, lady? What? If this were a real scam, that kind of thing. And you teacher, you put the fear of God into it. But it all comes down to education too and just teach him, like, look, this phone is like the bigger get right now. Like them sending you like screenshots and things that they had already set up, you know, don't talk to people. You don't know Brady. Don't answer the door. Brady. Don't answer the 800 number. They'll leave a message. That's the bigger one. Yeah. If it's important, they'll leave a message. And it'll be important enough that they'll leave tons of them. But she's of that generation and Brady was on the custom of it where somebody's reaching out to contact you. You have to talk to them. You pick up the phone. You have to talk to them. Brady's the last generation of the phone rang and people were excited.

46:05Yeah. Oh boy. No one. The last generation where this noise was fun. Oh company. Yep. That followed by the phone ringing. Yeah. Oh, but the phone rang. I'll get it. Said everyone in the house. Got to answer it within three rings. I'll sure in trouble as a kid. I'll get it. Yep. Yeah, cause you don't want the other guy on the other line to wait. Whoever it is. I'll get it. Brady's the last to it. And my generation came along and said, I hate the phone. Yes. It was like a media swap out. Rightfully so. Like 1983 people like I hate the phone. Oh, it's why I got beepers. I'll call you. I learned it when I get the chance. This one says does the, is she married? No. She's single. Yeah. How long? Her entire life. She's never been married. 79 I think she got divorced. David Voskis says she puts out she can stay with me. I'm surprised it took him so long to emailing.

47:09Wow. Yeah, whenever we'd have that noise at the house, I learned from my dad to lay in front of the couch. Yeah. The whole family hit the ground. TV immediately. I'd crawl over. Army style crawl. Turn the television off in case. Cause people used to do that. They'd look in the window. They'd look in your backyard to see if we had gotten him Howard Richards that would come over to the house and invite it all the time. Nice guy, but that's enough already. And if we were in the backyard, there were times we'd be playing and stuff and he would poke his head over. Hey guys, a mother. He looked for us. How tall is your fence in your backyard? Oh, it's taken down. Six foot. Very nice. Too tall. Take this down so people can see over. Okay, so you need to see us. I added a layer. Did you put it inside? I'm the one inside. You brought iron fence so you can see through it. Between laser and ice. Go a little extra. A little too tight. Didn't want to see lasers happiness. Yeah. Smart. Yeah, Howard used to pop his head over the gate to peek in on us.

48:10Hey, I was ringing the bell. Nobody answered. So I checked your yard. Those days, that's illegal now. I think you go to jail for even thinking that. Like I would shoot you and I think I can claim what is that the domain rule or whatever? I don't know what I would feel threatened. Cast a castle doctor. And if you even poked your head over, if I put a bullet through your face, even if it's stepping, hey, I looked in your backyard and see if I'm like, hey, what's shooting at me? Nobody's allowed to poke your head over a fence. Not in this state. I mean, in the Midwest and like in Montana, there's still no fences. There's no fences in our backyard. Howard did it in Arizona. They built walls. So every time that every single Saturday, we hit the ground like a grenade just landed. Has this state always been like that? Block fencing in everywhere? The dude who invented cinder block fencing was married to my pool guys. We ended up being his wife. His name was Dennis. Big dog was big dog was married to his American block wasn't it? Yeah, he started American blocking like the 60s and 50s going, you know what this is? What a boom.

49:11You know what this city means? Fences, loads of them. And he started building them here and the guy made a fortune. Showed hands with my pool guy and said, that's a hell of a handshake. Then looked to his wife and said, if I ever die, this is the man you should be with. You can trust him. And big dog started scooping leaves out of the pool. Dude, drop dad a little bit after and she took him up. Aren't they end up getting married? He married the cinder block queen's wife. Is that a lion on top of a zebra? The guy hunted safari. He did big game hunting. He go to his house and he shot a polar bear that was in the middle of eating a seal. And then he stood there with his pith helmet on probably and says, I want to catch a lot of them. And he did. It's the live action. Peace commander McBrack. He was. If you went to his house, there was a polar bear on a fake piece of ice. When you first walked in, there was a 13 foot grizzly and right behind at a polar bear. And then a dead seal and it's under the high. Yeah, I want the whole I want the whole shabarang there. Oh my God. It's that much money. Taxiderm anything you find dead and give it to me. He killed the polar bear in the middle of a meal and he taxidermy the meal.

50:12It's what they're like, loose sight blood. Yeah. Actually, there was he put. Yeah, there was fake blood and then the bullet all of the bear was on top of the harps. Yeah, he was standing on it and you walk in and it's looking at him like, that's exactly how I shot it. And then there was just animal pelt. You couldn't. The place was with him. Yeah. Couldn't take a step. Birds, guns, elephants, wild animals, cats. You've never seen before. Eyebecks everywhere. The pool guy. Stumble. He was unbelievable. Handshake. It was millions of dollars. Oh, maybe keep cleaning pools. I don't know. He actually did for a while. I don't know. Well, there was a fight about the money with the kids and stuff. Oh, okay. The pool guy was there all of a sudden. Right. Wow. And big dog had a look about it. Well, big dog wasn't exactly the guy that looks like he should step into the lap of luxury. He looked pretty blue collar. Great guy. Loved him, but he's still around. I talked to Mike every once in a while. She passed. I was actually right.

51:12That's right. Yeah, but the kids got involved because she wasn't the original mom. Oh. So there was a lot of that. Get your will. Go to Trajan today and make sure that if you're a pool guy and you're hosing the center block, I watched the show last night about the origins of Phoenix. And we should have paid attention in school, Brett. It's pretty interesting how Phoenix started. The whole whole camps. They dug a bunch of these canals and stuff and a couple droughts. That whole group of people was gone. I didn't know that. I know the whole whole. Just two droughts and they were out. And two dead summers because it was no water. There's no like sustainable river here. Salt was not just some flowing mess. River wasn't flowing. Not all the time. So I'd have a good rain season. Yeah. So a dude named Jack Swilling. And I know in the name because I remember school a little bit. Remember Jack Swilling? He rolls murder. Here's what I didn't know. And I don't think they told us this in school. Jack comes through the area and he's like, do stuff here. Finds the old dugout canals and like, who did this? And like the whole whole comes there.

52:13And all dad, we don't know where they went. And then he's like, oh, well, let's use their stuff. And so he starts building these canals and stuff again. Jack Swilling, the founder of Phoenix. And boy, does this make a ton of sense when you drive down in Phoenix. I had a bullet in his head, a crack skull, and I had a hair on addiction. And he's like, you know what would be good here? A city. And I don't think so. All the whole outcomes are dead. Ah. Stupid Indians. It was a different time. Well, he did. And he started this thing and it took off. I don't know. He got like five rainy seasons in a row. And Jack Swilling looked like a genius. But he had a crack skull, a bullet in his head, and a massive addiction to heroin. Opioids. Because the pain in his head was so amazing. Exactly. Having that bullet in there all the time. This is how Phoenix started. It's a complete goof this city. It should not be here. And the dude talking about it, the narrator was like, there's no possible way it should have survived. But after five lucky rainy seasons, Swilling's just swimming in it.

53:14And it's like there's floods. It's like, this is great. Placing an oasis. Because Tucson was already going. It wasn't. It was a little bit of a mess. Some flat blows and stuff. Yeah. But that was a Spanish settlement, right? Yeah, yeah. It was Mexico. We didn't even think about it. Well, neither was Arizona. None of it was. Right. It was a USA. Yeah. And I think SRP still uses some of the canals. Well, not the same. They had the same idea. The canals, the Salt River project came from Havasu and Colorado River. So it's dug down. But the canal idea was to dig through. The canals, how oak, I'm used, were for like rain and like the uphill downhill thing from the Salt River when they got stuff. I don't think we're draining too much of the salt as far as that. We damned it up. Pretty awesome. So we had some heroin addicted head wound guy. That's how Phoenix is a thing. None of this was on purpose. Look around. This was all brought to you by heroin and head injuries. Well, just get, you know, 10 miles Easter west out of it.

54:14You're like, who would have been 10 now? Who would have stopped? And gone, put it here. Right. Where's the water? None. Is there a port? Nothing. Maybe if you came through a February. Yeah, that might have been when head wound came through. Head wound scaling. They didn't teach us that in school. The head wound heroin. Yeah, they skipped the heroin. The heroin part of people would have been like, haha. Old things based on like some dude heroin fever dream. Yep. And then Jim Morrison basically started Phoenix. That's exactly how to look at it, right? Yes. Jim Moore. Well, the losing king. Yeah, the Indians and everything else. Yeah. Yeah. Starts ahead and up, then. I'd love it. We're going to put a city right here. Come on, swelling. Let's get out of here. New way. A whole two three. Oh, he's going to do some second grade rhyming again. Had to wait for the Wells Fargo stage coach for the delivery of the, uh, good news. Yeah, it was. Yeah. He was getting heroin out here. Mexico. You people have always always been a plant.

55:15Sneak and that's why we moved the border down. Maybe he scooted him down. Anyway, sorry about that, Toledo. What a cruddy story. And call your parents today. Make sure that they're not getting scared. I know. And all seriousness checking on you for sure or call the home bird. I'll do it. And I'll scam your grandma. I won't take her money, but I'll scam your grandma for a fee to teach her a lesson. It's like we used to do with our old receptionist. See what you could get by. See what you can do. What can we do and see how I wonder if she'd fall for it again? Do you think she's less and learned? I think we could get her like now. The wound is fresh. We could scrape that scab off and get the last six grand. I'm more along the lines of she would be dejected and she would let out that she doesn't have any money left. Yeah. Man, we'll tell her. I'll find out. No, do you know what I mean? Like somebody would call and say, Hey, we're, we're checking in, but you know, just making sure that you're okay and she would like, I don't have anything left. If they called by, if my scam company, scam and grandma's called her right now and said, Look, you've got $5,837 and somebody just tried to take it.

56:19We need to move that immediately. She'd do it. I don't think she'd do it that way again. You'd have to come up with a different way. I'm not, I'm not saying it's a scam. Leave that to scam and grandma. Leave that to scam and grandma's exactly. Leave it to us. Leave your professional. Leave it to the professional. Turn amateur. You've already, look at you. Look at your record and look at mine. You're, you've got a grandma living with you come January. My house is grandma free since since since since 1905. It's 637. Let's get a wake up song, scam and grandma style and scream it together and honor of a lane. We love you, Lane. I hope it's, Toledo will give you all this money and make you whole again. But you got to promise to give it back in the will. No. I thought I did a tit for Tether. I thought maybe I don't know what to give back. All of it. She can't spend it. She can just have it just in case. Or you just take over her bills. That's the family meeting. Letter live with you.

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59:21Good morning John in the gang it says. It's been a rough week. Could you be racist to make Brett laugh? That'd be great. Well here you go. That's like прочey. That's so overwhelming. Great. Hey, any other thinger than automatically for you people who are begging for it. This is terrible. It's not what you think. Then this pussy. No, you didn't. Unfortunately in Colorado, the mascot's name is Dinger and a man with screaming Dinger and on a microphone, that sounds just awful. You want to get a photo with his kid? You want it a picture for his child. I need to get a shirt of Dinger. You screamed at the top of his lungs, Dinger. And boy over the mic, that sounded bad. And Horrent, I will never forget when I heard that the first time. It was August 10th,

1:00:2121. And I didn't know if you guys had heard it yet. So I kept it to myself. I'm like, I'm going to start the show with this. When I hit that button, Brett went, because you would just start it. You'd only been here for a year. It's like, oh, well, this is over. What's the jackass doing? But that's it. Now this show is spikin' span. No more races. Spikin' span from here on out. They will. Try. Anyway, people suggesting things for Toledo's mother and law, maybe in the new OnlyFans page, try to recoup the money. Yeah, that's a good idea. That could work. Great. You know how much I love. Master Baton. Yeah, I do. You do. You've been friends for a while. You'd put it in the top five activities. Like, if you were to build a day for John, you'd include it. That's on the list. Yeah. If you were like, I'm going to build a nice day for John. How do I start it off? A good whack. A strong

1:01:26whack. And then you'd be like, after lunch, what am I going to do for the fella? Fill him up with Viet Shaq. Another activity would be pulling something else. Slots. Oh, yeah. Give me, yeah, give me in the slot machine for a little while. Not in a degenerate gambler way, but in a real fun kind of this guy enjoys that for a little bit of his life. He's got some extra cash flow. We can do that. But Lacan's probably something you'd be like, I'd guy likes that more than most. Well, match, met because the other day on United Airlines, not one of those Volaris air things that I didn't know about this, but somebody I know flew to Mexico on Volaris air and said, is this a good deal and showed me the buy? And I looked and I noticed that the round trip price wasn't bad. You get a two and a half hour layover in some city. So like a 10 hour flight to go to Mexico city. But in the corner

1:02:27of where it settles, like 600 bucks for a round trip, or said, you can make monthly payments. Oh, and I'm like, oh, boy, oh boy, that's an airline. That's really just anybody's getting on that. So a little worried about that. The United Air, he probably assume a few dudes are naked at the very least on a Volaris flight. I never even heard of that airline. This guy, a passenger, this is the headline, just said it. I saw it Wednesday night and I wanted to run in here Thursday and talk about it. The passenger says United trapped. United trapped her next to a man who masturbated on the flight. And then the airline was like, right, he can go. They set him free. He was allowed to keep going. I mean, you got to stop that cold, right? Well, I mean, he sat her down and he was already in midstroke. Well, it depends on yeah, did she join in the middle? Like, you know, was he already, hey, I thought the seat was open as much as I love it, the old whack of dew. I've known better than to

1:03:29publicly do that. The only time in the statute of limitations is up on this. The only time this is going to sound bad. Now that I'm thinking about it, the only time that it's actually occurred. Let me, let me get through the next sentence and don't stop there with your reaction. Was it Christmas elementary school? Now, hold on a second. I was probably 15 and I was playing some basketball over there at Christmas. They had the nine-foot hoops and I was a Duncan machine and I go over there just a spare time, played a one-on-one with myself every day. Some are time to bother me at all. And whether it was pretty nice and I was there playing ball all alone, Duncan, pair of sweatpants on, like I got on today. So it could happen again. Doing some stuff in this girl that I always kind of had my eye on, year younger than us. He's like ninth grade. I was in tenth grade. Goes and sits on the swings and she starts watching me and then like clapping. Like, all right. And then, you

1:04:32know, she's being flirty and I'm like being weird. And the next thing, you know, I'm like giving her a grip from a distance. Like, let her know you did this. One of those deals, wasn't like during school time. No one was there. It was just her on the swing and me on the basketball court. And then I, something dawned on me and basically said, hey, hey, you're kind of whacking off in public. And I stopped and I, and I, everything kind of ended. And I did. And I did. And I worked out for you. It didn't. I struck out. I, and I think we said words. I think the two of us just kind of had this thing. Like, yeah, and it's just like, ooh, I think she did something to her boobs. Like she was doing some stuff. Her, I do know her name. Her name was Sherry. She won the God away. No, no, no. Thank God. She like some eighth grade whore on this swing. Let some dude beat off on a basketball court in front of her. This to God. I'm guaranteed. She got pregnant at Mesa high or something. That's the closest I've ever been ever.

1:05:36This dude is 25 pulled it out on a United Airlines flight and said, I'm not stopping. And there's a think of an airline seat on top of each other. I'm still doing it. And he did. So many punched this guy in the mouth. That's what I'm saying. Where were the rest? Like, where's the let's roll guy here? Because she said she reported it and they let him go. They finished. I don't know. That's the thing I don't know. He close up shop. Yeah. And I don't, I didn't know if he like it was just blatantly whipped out there or he just was like, it doesn't matter. Yeah. It's the activity. You know exactly what's going on here. It could have been itching something. You know, I don't think you itch that long for two minutes. Yeah. You got good long itches. It doesn't make sense. So yeah, I see. I skin trapped on a flight on a new work flight. Next to the man she said a recent flight or worse nightmare after she says the man sitting next were started pleasuring himself in the trip. Oh, she was 25. Okay. Good. She was she felt trapped

1:06:41next to her seatmate when he engaged in a ludic roughly one hour into the flight from Rochester, New York to Newark. NBC News not saying her name yet. But it's a sexual offense. She alerted the flight attendants. The offense and one of them to change seats, but couldn't because the flight was full. I'm sorry. You got to dollarate this. Like can I stand for a little bit? No. They did the right thing. Here's your $100 voucher. Thanks for flying. So here's the worst part of it. She probably gave her where they in first class. Would you take a free ticket to have the stranger next to you? No, I'm just saying if they gave you one, would you tolerate that? And it all goes away. Like it's like we got nothing to do. Sorry. We're going to pick up your flight. Well, this flight and then the next one. Cool. Yeah. I'm out. I'd let them do it. Yeah. Were they in first class? Did they offer them a voice towel? Ladder. So anything. You're just hot towel. You're enjoying first class too much. She got up to tell the flight attendance what was going on. And they're like, I'm sorry. There's nothing we can do.

1:07:44We can ask him to stop. But then they said, you've got to get back to your seat. We're about to land. He's speaking of landing. He's about to land too. He's finishing. Yeah. Yeah. He's got 15 minutes. Yeah. So she was required to return to her seat for landing. She and the fellow passengers de-planned in Newark. The man walked off the plane like nothing happened. She said she was surprised to learn the airline didn't even tell law enforcement. After she went up to him and said, we got to do some about this. She goes, I just got the sense this guy has done this before. People don't just do those things at 6 a.m. Well, I can argue that all day long. And time has nothing to do with it when the loan of flight. Not enough flight. You don't it's less about 6 a.m. and more about you're in public. She said United Gate agent told her it was her responsibility to request the police. So United's kind of dropped on the ball in this whole thing. And then United Airlines had a cut said, look, we took this seriously. We apologize to her. Not like we had anything to do with it. The safety of our customers and colleagues is our top priority. We take these matters seriously and we're looking into it. How hard do you have to look?

1:08:48You got his name. You knew what CD was in. Give the due to call. We love the jack and it shows. Yeah. She was offered a $100 credit for a $400 flight. The FBI does it. The FBI says dozens of sexual assaults like this are reported on commercial flights every year. Dozens. The FAA and FBI declined to comment. They're out of control. These flying masturbators. And if you to put your money on anybody to have done that at least once, it would be me. I got no interest in that. Is it like I've done it for free meals. The flying thing. Hey, this guy was well, the guy next year, it'll be starts beating off. No, but I'm saying like whether or not it actually happened or not because basically they're going off. Oh, now no one else really. Like you think someone in the aisle or the row in front or in pack. See, I wouldn't keep a quiet. I'd stand up.

1:09:49Right. He's beaten off. And I'd like, I don't know that I'd be like you right here. Who I'm not. You're too. I would be like, shut up. You just started beating off. Like I'd be real loud about it. Easy. Yeah. Or first, but first I'd be like, can't get a load of this guy beat enough. I'd tell someone else. You got to get a friend in on that. Like if you were across the aisle, I'd shake you awake or try to break up the conversation you're having and the guy next to you would be like, I'd rather have to do beat off. What's your rather have a guy beat off a braids that next show in a plane. I'd take the beaten off. It's only last what 10 minutes. So I had a belt made for myself back in the eighties. I still wear that beauty. But I'm getting a little weight. A lot of table muscle. Oh my god. Hey, sir, put the gasoline down. You don't have to kill yourself. I'm going to distract them with this beaten off guy. If I start masturbating, will you stop telling me stories? And there are no. They're in a row of two seats or three seats. What happened to the guy, you know, you give an elbow to the dude next to you. Just dudes whacking off. I remember this middle seat would be the worst. Told this story a million times. But when Megan and I flew back from Tampa that one time and they

1:10:53six foot nine inch dude in front of her popped that boil in the back of his neck and it was just bleed and all over and he kept leaning it into the seat to debit dry. And then that dude behind us had allergies and was into a dissonny bottle every three seconds. And I looked back and I saw it was about half full. And I'm like, oh, never flying coach again. And then I told Megan. I'm like, and then the lady in front of us, poured her trail mix on the tray and was licking her finger to get the dust. And I told Megan, I mean, this is it. Never again. Am I flying coach in my life and neither of you? Well, maybe now she is. Who knows? But from here on out, I'm only flying first class. And I looked and I said, by the way, the guy next to you, hard as a rock right now. He was in sweatpants and he was just raging erect, sleeping hard as I was ridiculous. And like, we got to get out of this plane. And we were over like abbling. There was a couple hours to go. The worst in a headwind was a six hour flight was terrifying with the dregs of society. So yeah, if you're on a plane and somebody starts masturbating,

1:11:58I'm kind of starting to victim shame here. That 25 year old girl, quietly getting up to tell her she should have been screaming at the top of her lungs. This dude's beating it. Could you knock that off? Or maybe she, you know, or yeah, you just tell me life that if she said something, what do you mean you fear for your life? No, I don't just saying. She obviously felt like I don't want to say anything to him. My guess is it's a commuter flight. So it could have been one of those two first, but you still got 30 people in the middle. And he was on the window than the other. The third person wouldn't know. Then yeah, the dude and you go, look, that's where I'm in. If it's just two seats, because it's a little commuter flight from Rochester to Newark. So probably is two by two. There's 48 souls on board that it got your back. Right? If it's a full flight, it would rock a little bit too. Well, maybe the weight distribution. You didn't mind if I wake up to you. No smoking, no whacking. That's even tighter chair. Yeah, you're even closer. And she decided to go, I'm going to quietly get up and interrupt this. Like, I had, well, thank God she left. I got more room.

1:13:03And then nobody approached him, which is the fault of United, but at the same time, we're landing. Please take your seat. He's jerk. And then she did. That's on her. That's her fault. At a certain point, if somebody beat it off next to you and you don't turn into a giant circus to scream and yell that your life comes into an end, that's your fault. Out of at least, you know, fly to tenet, at least you walk them back to their seat, make sure they get back to their seat. Take a look at the situation. Yeah. Because if she's saying that she got back to the seat and the guy's still going to add it, I would assume he is. He's not like taking time out. Well, by the time she goes to complain, he could have finished. Yeah, I would have stood in the John or whatever. I'm not going back to my seat. I don't care for landing or not. When do you get it? You're letting this guy beat off. I know I can stand during landing. I know Brett real well. And if he started beating off right now and I went to trip, I'm like, hey, Brett's beating off in the studio. We're gonna get back in there and finish the show. You old man, I'm not going back in.

1:14:05I'm gonna kick your ass. Get in there and do the Guadalupe Squares. No, you do it. I'm not going in. They're Brett's beating off. Exactly. You tell you don't go back to your seat. What kind of subservient mush are you that somebody says, hey, the guy next to me is beating off. I'm going to go tattle and sit down. I'm sorry, I even interrupted the day. I should. And don't they just before the landing go buy all the chairs and they go buy the road to make sure nobody's beating off. Seed up, put your dick in your pants. Yeah, full up right now. I missed the last part. But yeah, I think that's what they do. Please, put your phone down too. Please. What are you doing? Put in a airplane Yeah. Homeberg's morning sickness podcast 98 KUPD. This is your warning that adventure season is coming pretty soon. We'll be heading north, hitting the mountains, tailgating, camping and doing all those things we said we would do when it wasn't a million degrees outside. It's Larry McFailey and Toyota has the perfect ride for whatever you've got planned. Take the RAV4 up north for a weekend, get away, load the family

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1:16:08doing funny things on that swing over at Christmas Elementary. And I was putting on a show. I was Dr. Duncan Stein. That was crushing. She was impressed. I had her. I think he can fly. Sherry can't remember last name. We always had a little like flirty thing, but I think when she saw me playing basketball, she's like, I'll just go over there and bother him a little bit. And she was using a skirt. Nice. Oh, yeah, it was on. You blew it. Oh, I completely blew it and she didn't. I completely, but I think I just went home like Napoleon Dynamite has left my ball there and ran home limp armed. But that's the closest I've ever been and that's not my fault. Anyway, if somebody's going to bait on a flight next to you, this one says flying became affordable to the masses and now it's no different than riding a gray ham. That's true in that Valeris era when they offer you monthly fee. You can pay for this monthly installment. It's a gray hound with wings.

1:17:14Remember the gray ham thing in Canada where that dude started slicing people's heads off? It was like 12 years ago and the guy just went nuts and cut a couple people's heads off and held the whole bus hostage on the side of the Canadian freeway. And then gray ham was like, we got to get these folks on another bus. That was their first response. Like you're getting on another bus ever. You better get me a goddamn airline. Great. John time. We're going from Toronto to Vancouver and we get about 30 miles outside of Toronto when a dude starts cutting people's heads off. You're flying me to buy it. Gray ham, break out some, I'm not getting back on one of your tubes. Come on, he didn't cut your head off. What are you crying about? Get in the bus. Also, I want to say a good job by the police. They arrested this jackass for kicking doors in. Remember about a week ago the kick door challenge thing was on and that that kid and another kid were on a ring camera and they kicked open a big double door. $10,000 in door damage to this lady's house.

1:18:14The lady on the news made no bones about it said, I carry. I had a gun right next to me. They're lucky. They didn't take one step in or this would have been a lot different. They caught one of them. He kicked a door open on 44 street in Thunderbird. It was 630 in the morning. I didn't know that. They also realized that when they got to school, guess what? He had a stolen truck. They were driving around and doing this. And then they found another ring camera and he's on it too. So they got a red Ford truck kicked in the home front doors and left. The 14 year old did it. They didn't identify the boy because he and their juveniles. They're not supposed to give him names. I say give the parents names. A time who cares? Detectives determined the truck had been reported stolen in Scottsdale. And then they found additional evidence that linked this boy to another stolen vehicle. 14 years old. He's stealing cars and kicking doors in. It was awesome. And that's the thing. At what point is like, egg and stuff? You're like, all right, he said,

1:19:15Jack asked, mom and dad are going to pay the fees. We'll handle it at home, right? 14 is a little old to be egg and stuff. Although I did it into my 20s. Pretty good at it. But at what point is it just boys being boys? Or no, this is a felony you're going to serve serious time for. Do you feel sorry for any 14 year old boy that did this? I don't throw him into the host's gale for good. They can't even lock up the talents. Yeah, they can't even talk. That's it might have killed somebody. But I don't want to hear the mom excuse. He's just 14. He made some mistakes. There's no reason his life should be ruined. Agreed to disagree. You're raising a problem. He's stealing cars at 14. You're not paying any attention. Well, the state will pay attention to him for a little while. Let's give him three or four years. And if that's the if that's the first time breaking law where he's like, I'm going to break the law. I'm just I'm going to steal a car and kick down a door. You're still kind of responsible. I know you have to factor in first offense. I said they saw him on a couple other ring cameras

1:20:19down to the door. So this guy had been doing it. It's first time he got caught. And I'd bet you that he's been doing a for a couple of months. Let's put you on the lens. He glancing jury. Yeah. Right. You're in the jury for this thing. He's 14. And they're like you say he's guilty. He's going to jail for 10 years. You put him down. Given the 10 years. If you say guilty, this kid goes to jail for 10 years 14 to 24. Go on. You locking him up for this for 10. Oh, see, I don't want you one. Yeah. Yeah. Oliver tree. Yeah. Yeah. Bye. Bye. 10's not enough. I might be the longer one. Yeah. One juror saying, wait a second. Can we make this? Can we time to the goth three thing? Where was he when Lindsey Clancy chucked herself out the window? How close was he to that? Let's see if we can tie him to that too. Also, again, I like my if God, I wish I could run for stuff. I wish I was a smarter man with more education. So people wouldn't question it. But if I ran for governor, one of the first things I do is install

1:21:23the for every year your kid gets sentenced to something you get a month in jail too for raising a jack off. Your kid goes to jail under the age of 18. You do too. Parents start paying attention a little more with that one. You imagine Dan and Brett or Dan and Kurt. Kurt looks at you and says, what did you just do? Like, I'm got arrested. I might go to jail for a year. I'm going to go to jail for 30 days. I'm going to jail for murder. Oh, man. Yeah. There would be zero crime under 18. Unfortunately, I, I mean, there's a reason why you got the Juve to I mean, it's grew Juve. Get rid of that too. The family jail, they call it your kid goes. You got to go to prison. Couldn't imagine it. With your dad. No, he's there for the first 30 days of your sentence. No, just, just semi-discution. Yeah, I'd be begging for a last meal. 30 days of Dan in the joint. Oh,

1:22:30the kids, any kid that goes to jail for a felony, mom has to go to jail. Mom has to go to jail. Men's jail. Oh, man. You're responsible for your mom getting ragged, how about that? Men's jail still won't stop him. Oh, it'd stop a lot of them. It would stop a lot of them. Yeah. You would never have done anything wrong in your life. If any sort of punishment bunny had to go to men's jail for 30 days, you'd have been like, my sweet mother's not going. Marcy would have been so protected. There's no way. Come on. That would stop so much stuff. And the parents would fight back. My kids at Jackass, any parent that's like, well, that's not fair. You're raising a jackass. You're worried about it. My dad would look at me and go, they passed this law. You know what happens, right? He wouldn't fight it. He'd be like, I'm good. This is good. He loses a hand.

1:23:31It's a long name. Yeah. Look at that. That's crazy. And that's, you know, there's not a lot of crime over there in the places where they chop you up. My buddy likes to travel over to Dubai a lot. He goes, it is crime free. And he goes, we went, he was down in the UAE and he said, it's the cleanest place I've ever seen in my life. And he goes, and this guy comes over, sees my wife's purse. And it's a nice purse. He goes, you like, put us on. Come with me. And he said, he starts walking us back through this thing and we go down this stair. And I'm like, where are you worried? And he goes, there's no crime. He goes, there's no crime there. He goes, they start screwing with people and they get arrested. They chop them up in the public square. He goes, there's everybody scared to death. He said, but they do scams, but they're not doing anything really bad. And he's took him into the, he goes down in this stone staircase into this weird thing slides open a gate. If I should place you like, the door opens. They go inside. He goes, it's the most well lit prada room he's ever seen in his life. It looked like a New York showroom, purses as far as you can see. And he's like, I'm never seeing it. It was underground.

1:24:36You like, pal. And then she's picking them out for like eight bucks a pop. And then these guys are making a killing. And a couple of might be real. Don't, it didn't matter. And I'm like, you didn't get scared. They're going to kill you. And he goes, those people are horrified of their, they, they mind their peas and cues. When you get here, not sure real, law, but just so parents know that their dips kids can't go kick indoors in without them being on the hook. That'll change everything with this whole single parent world. I don't need no man. All right, watch this then. You're going to man jail for 30 days, 30 days of praying around a man jail. And mom's outfit is a thong and a bra. And you got to live with her for 30 days. I'd stop crime so fast with my wacky ideas about what will happen to your mother if you didn't anything bad. That's just it. But this kid, I don't know, I don't know his name and whatever else. I'm happy. I'm, I'm thrilled to put a kid in jail. They're not going the right direction.

1:25:41Nothing a little, uh, when jail time love can't do for you. When you're 14, you're stealing cars. If you get a 14 year old stealing cars, terrible job, terrible job. 14, the first four, he's just a mush ball. Then the next few, he's starting to show some signs and he might not be that cool. At that point, you straighten it out. By the time he's 14, if he's stealing cars, you even paid attention to him once. He's the neighborhood jail. When did that, uh, left turn happen? Yeah, moms at home. Yeah, probably should go to jail. And then if you're rested mom, you'd find out she's got a heroin addiction or some sort of meth problem. That's why the kids run in wild. I blame the parents every time. But the investigators believe the incident is connected to the door kick challenge, which is a real thing. Uh, so these kids took it and they kick your door in. If they kick you again, kick a door in kick bread store. What advice? Go ahead. Easy. No, I want

1:26:44them to. To one less door kick challenger, we have to deal with it. I mean, Brady, they tried to kick the door and he'd open it for him and it fall and split their hamster. They're food goes to the screen. Hey, let me get that for you don't have to do that. Why kick it open when I'll just open it? Kids doing the splits because he tried to kick it, but it opened on him. I saw you on the ring cam ran to the door. Good stuff. Yeah, so good luck with that. If you've got a jack and again, go ahead. We said it a couple days ago, but give your kid a good whack to the back of the head right now. Man, I can't imagine. There's, I don't know. I don't think I'd ever do anything. It almost got me arrested. I'm not bad. We were stopping the elevator at Sears at the fiesta mall and some guy came out and abdussed and put us in another room and threatened to arrest us and then stepping. Good thing, stepping was there because he fought authority a little bit. I can't arrest this for them. I'm not doing anything wrong. I thought for sure. All I was thinking was was my dad

1:27:48lifting weights right before he's going to bounce me off every wall in the house, but Mark fought back and then the guy kind of caved. We're going to call your parents and say what you were doing. We're stopping an elevator. It's nothing. I'm like, Mark's right. This is true. We weren't really doing anything that bad, but they were pretty pissed off at Sears. We're about throwing bodies out of the tree. I was an accomplice to throwing, but they weren't real bodies. Let's be clear. That was just a fake body. Nothing happened. Probably pretty illegal to throw fake bodies at cars going by. If the car wrecked, then you'd be even still. I'm pretty sure chucking a fake body out of a tree at a car was worst part about that was my dad wouldn't go to jail because I was an adult. I was like 22. I was 19 or 20. He's the cop now. Right? He's a police. I was like a swat guy. It's like one of the best ones. It's been around forever. Yeah. The Rujay is like respected member of the police department and me and three other dudes sat in a

1:28:53big home tree in his front yard and threw bodies at cars going by and lit in their avenue. And now you see him and he's all copped up. You get busted for that kind of crap. I'm like, we were in a tree chucking dead bodies at vehicles going 35. Trying to make them screech into walls. In front of your own house, you dumbass. And for no reason at all, we throw the body out of the tree and then scramble down the tree and run like we exposed ourselves. We were dumb other that's for sure. That's probably jail time. But again, I would think all of us were over 20. Yeah, I mean, especially if you damage the car. Oh sure, that goes without saying. I think just chuck it. They wanted to do another car. Oh, generally just causing that kind of ruckus. I think that's menacing. I think they call that menacing. Terrible. But you know what? If you did one of those genie things where you're like, if you could relive one day without changing the

1:29:54thing, what would it would be on the list? Because I want to get back up there and feel that feeling again. Like, what are we doing? Like, I remember climbing the tree with the body. What are we doing here? Give it to me. And we get way up there. It's like a jump scare. It's a big tree. I would shoot out of the top of this tree. Three idiot adults sitting inside. The people who saw it had to be like, there are then three grown men ran from a tree. Like, what just happened? If I could relive a day, it would be on the list. Just and I would, because I know what to look for now, I just wouldn't be one of those giggling morons that climbed out of the tree. And then ran down Linder. I would probably get out of the tree and go question the people in the car. What did you think just happened? We don't know. Like a body fell. It was a fake body. And then three grown men climbed out of a tree and started running around. Am I dreaming? Maybe. Maybe. I think the cops believe that. Oh, come on.

1:30:55Kind of adult men are throwing bodies in this. I don't think that happened. These are grown men. Growing men don't throw fake bodies at cars. That's right. You'd be the original juicy small lay. Yeah. And then, yeah, it wouldn't be great to guide you try to tell the story. It's like in the body and I hit a kid. It was horrible. It seems far fetched that grown men would throw bodies out of the tree. I don't think he's telling the truth. I'm damn it. I'd never find out Jesse's told the truth. And he's always around it. I came up with this while I was on my Benadrill. I didn't even need Willis for this one. Just to get a gauge on how you'd answer. Little Benadrill. The mind of Benadrill. You ask one per- you get one person living dead or otherwise. And you get to ask them one question. And they can't lie. Who do you choose? Homeberg's Morning Sickness Podcast 98KUPD

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1:33:09I know and this is because there's no women in here. I can speak that every woman would choose an old boyfriend. Every woman would choose an ex or something about them. I have a theory about men, but I want to know from you, like one person living or dead, you can ask him any question they're incapable of lying. What do you go to? Well, I thought what would you think? I thought of Jesus. What would you ask him? Well, Jesus done the son of God. Well, he's in the book, right? He's going to be like, well, he's going to be a liar. He might get pissed off. That's a dangerous one. He's going to get pissed off. I'm a bitch. Hey, read the book, you prick. You just get a load of this guy. I knew you were going to ask that. Course I'm the son of God. Like now, he's going to be like, no, it's a scam. And if you're asking, I don't think you're supposed to question that. Like, he's going to get pissed off. I would stay away from Jesus. But that's a big, that's a big swing. Give me an exact number.

1:34:125,000 fed. What's the truth on the fish thing? 20 maybe. And you hit a truck, right? Who'd you get? I'm trying to think. I mean, there's a lot. You know, women, again, I'm pretty sure he asked any woman, I'm an ex-boyfriend. I get off the story. Oh, definitely. Definitely wouldn't be a broad. No. If it's a big ex broad, no, men don't have that. Women would make it personal. Like, I think, I don't know, maybe I'm wrong. I think women would make it personal and try to find something out about their past. Mine would be John Benay. I'd solve it. What would you ask? Who killed you? I got that or Nicole Brown Simpson or do Huffa? Huffa? Well, you got to find him. Well, I guess that's true. He may cause you don't get dead or alive. I guess he's still alive. But Huffa just shows up. You got two stories there found Huffa and he can't lie to me. So watch or DB Cooper. Oh, that's a good one too. DB Cooper, Sonny. See, I'd solve a crime. Well, it doesn't crime. So it's off. Yeah, but we'll just DB Cooper.

1:35:16How we did it? I mean, yeah, well, that too. Yeah. First, you got to start with R U DB Cooper. So then your question shot. Oh, that's true. Yeah, I think about that. You get one question. Jesus is it Harvey? He's already told us what he's going to tell us. And he can't lie. I guess that's true. He'd be like, I'm pretty sure Lee Harvey did it. But what if or ask him, were you the only one? He might have even known as a passive. But whether or not a question, you know, take the shot or not or yeah, but I guess the question would have to be, but I know I didn't hit him or the question. Yeah, the question would have to be, what do you know about the Kennedy assassination? It couldn't be, did you shoot or whatever? Because then he would have to spill his beans like have to be, if come over the creative question. And like John, but a, I want to know that one. I want to know that. I want Nicole Brunson. Maybe this Lindsey Clancy thing. Like, fine. Where would you go the other way? I'm going for you know, Linda B Johnson.

1:36:20Linda Johnson. Yeah, ask him about them. See, but if you asked Oswald, and you got an answer, then you could start connecting the dots. You wouldn't need Lyndon because then you could start so well, he just told us like these people were involved. So they start doing a new investigation. It's pretty cool. But I have a feeling about OJ. Well, that's the thing. I was a real killer. Oh, did you mean OJ would be did you kill him? But we all know that. I mean, that one's one of those who are like, all right. Let's not beat around the bush. OJ killed him. But like, who helped you? Kill Nicole Brown Simpson. Oh, how about Chris Jenner? Who's a Chloe's real mom? You have all of history. You have all of history. And your second choice was Chloe Jenner's second choice. But it's on the list. Chloe Kardashian. Come on. Who's your real forever? Yeah, we'd have to ask Chris Jenner. Digibon OJ. Yeah. Yeah. Because she's always denied it. But you can't lie. Yeah, you just went down the route of

1:37:25e entertainment. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I think I think women would make it more about like their main interest. I guess I did too a little bit. But I'd want to solve a crime. I wouldn't want to do it for my own interest. I don't care about anybody in my life. And I said, there was something that was enough that you know, you've always wondered. You know, about a parent, like Uncle Jack. Yeah. We already know though. Those are obvious. She's just wasting your time. She go to Uncle Jack and go, where are you gay? But like you, I don't really like, you know, yeah. What do you mean? I don't know. It's still you've come to your conclusion on that. On Uncle Jack? Yeah. Brady, the world's come to their conclusion on your Uncle Jack. He's a flaming homosexual. And that's fine. There's nothing wrong with your family hates it, but it's fine. He wasn't flaming. He was a flaming. He was claus. That was it. To you. There were times when he had like a spark. Well, he weren't asked. He had a sparkler hanging out of his erythra.

1:38:26He has been the key. Yeah. Oh, yeah. He can't spell ask out with ODS. Missing his. Yeah. He had sparklers in his butthole in his erythra and he's running around at parties. And so the Uncle Jack was a wild homosexual. Then he'd come home and button it up for the family because you guys wouldn't accept him and he knew it. Now you waste your time with Uncle Jack. His kids aren't his, sleeping with gardeners. Come on. He loved it. He loved the D. It's time your whole family just started saying that out loud. I'm going to get you to teach her. It's for your next reunion. Uncle Jack ate a lot of D. And we all know it. You guys are more on the closet than he is about this. Epstein. That's a good one. Bruce just said Epstein. You have a what question do you have? Give me a list of many of give me a list of people that broke the law at your island. I did. Huh? Oh, yeah. That's probably true. Look, I already gave you that. That's right. That's true. Epstein's a good one though. You don't have to come up with a really good one.

1:39:28Man. So you got to talk to the president. You know, I'll get Trump. This guy said my first question is are there aliens or where are the aliens? That's pretty good. Yeah, you got to have a you got to form a question. This will never happen. You need a genie for this, but it's kind of an interesting Benadryl thought that hit me yesterday. It's a conclusion on like stuff like the moon landing. I'm not waste of my time with stuff. I know 100%. The moon landing's fake. I'm not going to bother with that. I don't need to prove it. They do it themselves with all their videos. 9-11. David Chase. Don't know who to talk to. Oh, the sopranos guy. He should ask him. I mean, did Tony live? No, because I think he's dead. Was it the members only guy or who killed? Yeah. But his answer would be honest when he goes. That's up to you. I thought he said when he left an open ended. He did it on purpose. David Chase never said there was a he actually left it open that Tony didn't die. Remember, they were talking about that before a Gandalfini died and he said, look, you know, anything could be.

1:40:32He let he liked that we were all still questioning it. That was his goal. Man, that's a good one. He said I might find Amelia Earhart. I'd ask her where she crashed, but she wouldn't even know that. She's a woman. That's wrong. Is it asked George Bush on 9-11? See, I don't know about all that stuff because that's... I'm not smart enough to get my question out and then do anything with it. I'd just be running around like a lunatic. I probably asked him. He said, I know something. They need to be Jose Conceco. Exactly. He'd be the nutman. I want something concrete. Hey, John Bene. Who did you? Careful. No, you know what I mean. Yeah. Said I'd ask Toledo's dad why he left. Oh wait, that's a waste of time. We all know. We've met Toledo. Yeah, I'd get Tort Bogan and say what the hell happened down there in Cuba. Your son has no idea. That's true too. Party. Brady's dad down there in the Cuban Revolution.

1:41:36They have a Vazquez once asked Big Mike how big it really is. Oh, oh, a Hasco Bama. Hey, Barry. They have one of those genie questions. I got to avoid those because a lot of times guys ask me about Michelle's. Venus. So I'm going to put my hands out and you say stop when we hit Michelle's size. Stop. Jesus Christ. That's two feet. I didn't even start moving it yet. I just want to let you know the possibly bigger. It could actually get bigger. It depends on the night. That's flasks. It actually. That's just her hanging in the toilet. You should see what that thing can do. Ask the lost Dutchman where his gold is. There's a good one for your own riches. That's smart. I'm solving crimes. Well, you should do something. I'm going to put that one. Great idea to add. Yeah, I'm summing the lost Dutchman. Go where's the like pin point that gold. Good thinking. The depressing thing would be you get your one genie question. The lost Dutchman's like there isn't one. Yeah. Boo.

1:42:38Ask Justin if he's gay. Well, come on. I'm going to take the obvious. He's in your time. That's like asking thriller. Come on. That's interesting. Benadrill that does things to my head. And went John Benet. Now it might be changing my answer to find riches. There's that amber room that was taken down in Russia, put in a train car, and supposedly the Nazis buried the train car filled with the gold. And it's in its booby trap. But who do you ask? Go to any one of them. Nobody saying you're traveling through time. Who do you ask? You don't get to go there. You gotta be summing the person. Yeah. But who? Him or Hitler? You think they know? Guys. Yeah, I think they were in on that. I think you guys were sure. You have an audience with Hitler and your first question is where's the gold? Where's the amber room? That's pretty sweet. And you know what he would say?

1:43:40Jouth. Of course he wants a gold. Wow. I mean, that's the only one I can think of that we can ask in what you mean what person because those engineers were told to do a bunch of things. Yeah. Who knows? This is all speculation. You gotta get a guy who knows. Because it would suck to burn your genie question on Hitler. I don't know that. That was the other people's job. This one says Brett won't ask anything about crimes or who's killed who's not a snitch. That's why he wants to know who Chloe's dad is. Brady, we all know your answer. Colonel Sanders, what's the recipe? Give me the 11. I was trying to think of that. Give me the 11. So this might be gay, but I'd ask my wife how many times she banged other guys. It's killing me. So I answered you don't want to know. Get over it. Yeah. And who cares? Yeah. Who cares? This guy says I would ask Hitler how did you pull off the whole Holocaust thing?

1:44:43We know that. You mean Frank that's like a blueprint. Thank you for asking. Yeah. This guy said I'd ask Powerball if it's all rigged. Hmm. Hmm. This guy wants a Diddy's party guest list. Not bad. Yeah, you saw some crimes. You could do some stuff. Interesting. You call up Noah and go tell me the truth brother. What's the deal with the arc? Where's the arc? You'd make a ton of money asking where the arc was. Noah lived, right? Yeah. Yeah. So where's the arc? Is it a arc? It's a turkey or I ran or someone over there. Yeah. We hit the high side over there. Well, yeah. We were some mountain and he high centered here and then they left it. There's no road driving it. Was Mrs. Noah driving? No, it was a crash. No, wait for it to hit land. Maybe Noah's like I am beat and it stinks in here.

1:45:43Honey, take the wheel from it and I need a nap. Oh, I ran into a hill. What do you mean? No places flooded. How did you find land? Don't yell at me. No, it's wife took the wheel for a minute. Just crazy. This going on. Damn it. Pull over. You're except curb rashes all over the side of it and everything else. The all framp was closed and you were asleep. I didn't want to wake you and I'll just wake me. Mrs. Christ we're in a hurricane. Oh, this one, this one's good. What about asking the queen about Princess Dye? That's not bad. Yeah, that's a good one. Oh, I like that. Yeah, so you play like another. I got you all off on a tangent. Brett, what's on the big board of musical traits? Think about your question. We kind of know where a lot of these are going, but the warning money for Toledo's mother-in-law, a bench-sevenfold, Led Zeppelin, when Levy breaks,

1:46:45his apparently bottom dyed 46 years ago today. Oh, wow. Crowbar slip knot, I prevail slayer, ice-nine kills, rage against the machine. ODB got your money. Oh, man. Pink Floyd money. Steve Miller banned take the money and run. Money for nothing from Dyer Straits and thieves for ministry. All for Toledo's mother-in-law. You bastard here a story about a woman who got scammed and you put a theme song on it. That's damn it. I love all of you. Terrible prick. Uh, I'm not playing old dirty bastard. I kind of want to. I got a clean version. I could find one. Bottom dyed 46 years. That's what this guy said. I didn't really research it. I'd bring it on his list. Yeah, I did. Was bottom the one that croaked on his puke? Oh, no, that was a dude from the who. It was you got in a pool. No, the ACDC dyed his puke. Oh, okay. Bonska. Yeah. That dyed in Zed after a binge. I was puke and choking on his own.

1:47:46He drowned 40 shots of vodka. Adds. That's the story. 40 shots of vodka. Suffocated on his own vomit. Yeah, he pooped. He paid his own vomit. All right, let's do a little of that. When the levy breaks a great song. Bob's the levy fobs. Bob's are going to go crazy. Get that younger generation involved in that. Yeah. Crazy. He died. He died. 10 years after the Partridge family debuted on. Well, yeah, that was a natural combo there. 56 years ago. This is the only place you're going to hear those two things correlate. By the way, the guy said on Joe Rogan yesterday, a guy said he went over there and drilled into the top of the mountain and found the ark like a day or two ago. He was talking about that. No, he didn't. He found that multiple times. Funnily. Went into a mountain and he got a wood sample. Now they'll carbon date it. It doesn't mean it's the ark. It just means an old piece of wood from about that time. Yeah, uh, 136 years ago, Jack the Ripper mailed his first letter

1:48:48to London. Today. Oh, it's postmark. He promised he'd cut the ear off his next woman that he murdered. Cherenoff. Oh, this was the first. The first body was found five days later. This was the first letter he wrote to the authority. Yep. And he was the man of word. Yeah. Big day for the uh, that's a good one. The Mormons 236 years ago, 1890 Grover Cleveland issued a presidential pardon for any Mormons who used practice polygamy. Yeah. There you go. More in Jeff. Trying to lean into that. This guy, he'd ask Gidella for the NFL is actually rigged. Gidell. Ooh. I don't want that answer. Just in case. That's going to wreck it. Cousin, yeah. Then my whole life don't lie. That would be the most, that would be the worst thing I could hear. Yikes. Yeah, I don't want that. You don't want to know. No, I don't want to know that. Mary is right there though. Throwing the drums at you.

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1:51:54Sure, sure. But I think we're done. I'm going to go ahead and call it. Call it. There you go. It's 10 days. Yeah, that's 709. It's a blue 81. No more. No more. I think we're done. We're done at everybody. We made it everybody. Nice job. Get your sweaters out, ladies. Where's the hugs? It's time. I'm going to sweat shirt only because it's 52 degrees in this building. Oh, it's... It's from our genes. Oh, the best part of our day in the summer is to leave this building and feel the horrible hair dryer of 105 degrees hitches. The door opens because of the first time you felt like a human being. It was literally 52 in the KSSEC studio the other day. Jesus. That's personality. That's ice cold. That's terrible. It'll affect you. Let's get right to it. It's time now for Brady to give you all the news. The only Brady knows we call this the Brady Report. And it's brought to you by your friends at All Pro Shade. This weekend, one o'clock Sunday. Brady's going to be out with Robert from All Pro Shade, given away those trading cards.

1:52:58And if you collect all eight KUFIDI trading cards, you're going to be... You might win three grand. I still don't know what we're doing here. Like the first two people got it last week with Toledo this Sunday's two more. And as we keep talking about this, we're talking to less and less people. Right? Because it's less and less people that can actually qualify. We need to have one big giant midway through collect all eight and one hit. Like we got eight of them left. First five people get there, you're going to do the catch up. Because we got new left over. There's no reason to hold back. Like keep the catch up for the one last one. Well, no, for like the... If there's... You have a catch up batch. Then the next one will have a catch up batch with Jeff. And then... Brett will have a big... Like however many are left, that's the catch up batch. You can get a... I'm not a final. Right. So if we've got catch ups to do, we've got seven or eight catch up batches remaining. We can give you full... That way everybody still feels like they can participate. Do I have to be in on every meeting?

1:53:59Either way, right now. Brady's giving away the Brady and Robert cards on... And if you've got the first two from last week, and you get these two, you're halfway home to the three grand. It's going to be awesome. Oh, you get more in here. The first ones? Well, like near the end, the pack. This goes... This guy's on to something here. All proscied and native grill and wings, helping us out. Sunday, 50th Street and Ray, up there in close to the tooke. That's where Brady's going to be at one o'clock for a football in the afternoon. Some great wings. Guys from all proscied helping out and handing out those trading cards. Could get you $3,000 American dollars. Just for doing a little legwork and hanging out with us at bars. That's a pretty good deal. Thank you to all proscied for doing this. And if you want shade on your house, that's the place to go. Allproshade.com. Brady! Report it. Good Friday morning to you Phoenix. Hello, World. We've made it! It's time. Today is Dolly Parton Day. Oh, it is? Oh, it's 925. Yeah. Why did that make so much sense to me immediately? You nailed it!

1:55:01Come on, man. I didn't get the Tism for math. I didn't get the Tism for knowledge and history. I got the Tism for figuring those jeopardy questions out. It's also National One Hit Wonder Day, National Comic Book Day, and National Case of D a Day. One Hit Wonder, first one comes to mind Gobret. I ran from floccat to my little Brady go. Kaja Googu Tushai. Tushai Hoshai, Tewai. Mine immediately, aha. Yeah. And there have been plenty since, but for some reason those live. And all three of them, I know them. But in the world of rock, come on my lane. Operator. That comes to mind. What a shame. Yeah, I know. They had two hits though, but nobody remembers operator. I guess you couldn't say silver chair, but... Silver chair is a big one. Yeah. But not here. But in Australia, there are. Yeah, and they're huge.

1:56:02Yeah, but I mean here it's the one song. That's it. Yeah, One Hit Wonder here, but in Australia, they named the songwriting award after Daniel Johns, because he wouldn't stop winning performer of the year down in Australia. They have a thing called the Arya awards. And he won like eight years in a row. He was like, no, he did it again. And under the name of silver chair, the guy was... prolific. Again. I don't know history. I don't know. I acknowledge that. What good is that doing me? A couple of bases fun facts. If walking the Great Wall of China is on your bucket list, you should know, you should take about 18 months off. It'll take you about 18 months to walk. To walk the whole thing. 5500 miles long. Basically going... I didn't know that. From LA to New York and back. Almost back, yeah. So it's thought... Yeah. I was going to mark pies. 18 months? Mark pies and Columbus and hang it up.

1:57:03Wow. I had no idea. Yeah, I'll just go to George Young's and wander around on that wall out front. When there's a 30 minute wait for a table at George Young's, I can pretend I'm on the Great Wall. They have that little planter. I'll just walk along that. Get off our wall. What wrong with you? Crime on a wall. We've been waffle reason. Not until you have you jump over back like Mongolian. Niagara Falls never freezes. It's cold enough that a crust of ice will form over the water, making it look like it falls off stop at the waters running under it. Hey, they built that wall for the Mongolians to stay out. Right? Yeah. That's what we think. 5,500 miles though. Is that complete? Isn't there like, the section's missing? No, that's our wall. Some of it's in Texas. I think there are hard here because they're waiting. You're missing it. Our wall has got some holes in it. Not in China. 18, 5,500 miles. You could think in that kind of time you get about 2,500 miles into building that going. Can we just make friends with them?

1:58:04Is this going to work? We're low on rebar. Just throw a body. It's a chuckbot. Do whatever. Just build it. And it's fairly remarkable. It's the only part of China I actually want to see. As the only tourist attraction China's got that I'm curious about. Everything else I'm with Brett. Let's go over to Mark Pals. Yeah. They got all the pictures. Mark Pals. I don't care. I'll dare you. I'm never going to get to know him. He's not getting any Christmas cards for me. Around 6,000 posts are sent on X every second. It's 500 million a day. It's a lot of tweets. Yeah it is. It's unclear how many are actually human or ones that are bots in spam. I would think majority are human. No, bots. You think the majority are bots in China? Yeah. No, I think most people are wasting their silliness on those things. It's probably pretty high number though.

1:59:05I'd say like 25, 30% are probably spam. Got a 23 year old man in Arizona. Noah Ross. He was recently fired from his workplace. There's a feed store called the Three Bar's Feed and Tag. Because he took photos of baristas at bikini beans while driving a company truck. Then showed the photos to his managers. The managers fired him for that? Isn't that the purpose? The employer wasn't amused in Canada. Twinkcy worked for him. Yeah. About a month later Noah snuck into the feed and store in the middle of the night and set it on fire. Oh, there's that. Well there's that. There's a reason Noah got fired and it wasn't the pictures. No one was able to lose count. No one's thrown connected to the Wi-Fi at the place just before the fire. You know, I never really was drinking spears when in there and set the phone. I never would have thought of that. If I wanted to burn this building down, when I parked in the parking lot my phone would have grabbed hold of the

2:00:07Hubbard. Yep. And they'd have known Johnny let the dump on fire. Actually, you'd have known because I'd have been screaming at the camera going My name's John Homer. And I'm gonna dump this building out. Caught $60,000 in damage. It's been charged with arson burglary and criminal damage. Yeah, they didn't grab. What kind of dump was this? Just for the bills. Feeding store. Feeding. They only had 60 grand. No, that's what a dump damage. Well, they were able to, you know, done because it looks like I thought he set some hay on fire there. Easiest thing to start. He set the hay supply. You'd figure that would do more than 60 grand. Oh, it's just outside of the building. I thought you were talking about the whole building. Might not bust like a mom. There's picture of Noah. Filling. Yeah, that what I thought. You don't get fired for showing pictures of the bikini being girls. They hated Noah. It was like, can we get rid of Noah's like, look, he's showing dirty pictures. Let's just do it. We'll use that. We're gonna look like pussy's, but I can't stand this kid.

2:01:08And I think he's a loose can. I think you might burn the place down. No, you think Noah? So they were looking for a reason. Noah gave it to him. By the way, which bikini being still has girls will take pictures of because they've been open too long to still have hot chicks working there. You don't take that cycle through? The age of only fan. The only cycle there is every 28 days your coffee gets a little extra love. Walked into that one. They're cycling all right. 43rd woman in Virginia named Aaron Hoops. Crash term red mini Cooper into a police cruiser. She kept going. So the cop turned on the lights and chased her down. Polter over smelled a strong odor of alcohol coming from her car. Hold her off to jail. And when she got to that, when they got to the jail, Aaron said she needed to use the bathroom. So they allowed it as long as the door was cracked open. Sure.

2:02:09And one are drinking from the sink before the breathalyzer test. Uh-oh. That works. Well, Aaron allegedly used the restroom and while standing up, she placed her hands inside the toilet, scooped up a mixture of water and pee, and consumed it. You know, it did not work. She's going to be a boy. She was that drunk. She might have been a point four though before she drank her piss. If you drink a gallon of pee, this is true to all you folks out there drinking a driving. One gallon of your urine, you're a sober as you can imagine. You got to be drunk to drink the pee ironically, but it sobered you up the more you guzzle. Virginia law mandates a 20-minute observation period prior to the test to ensure that nothing happens that could affect the results. So she went pee first, then drank it. Yeah. Instead of reaching into the toilet, was it?

2:03:09Well, she did. She reached the pee. Yeah. She did the pee first. Yeah, instead of just reaching in there before she peed, I had some toilet. You were expecting all of her decisions to check out? No. But I mean, if it's just water, she was after. Can't wait to see us in Opie live this weekend. Open the tank. In the back, yeah, that's the calm thing. Could you imagine? If that would be the greatest Opie, I'd be like handing Emmys to Dan Abrams like crazy, nice job. The police in Naples, Italy had a bust. They busted an apartment complex and in the walls was three points. Six million. That's Brad's people. A little bit interesting. 11 Rolex watches. Don't trust them. Banks to lead, right? Put it in the wall and weapons. That's, and there's an O at the end of that. Part of them off, yes, tiles, sting, that happen, they rested 35 people. How many of them had vowels in it? They know such thing as the Mafia to rule the Naples. Naples Italy, there's also, we build stuff out of money.

2:04:11It's a good insulation. Your name isn't Smith. I do know what my name is. That I had you as my biographer. You. Mind your business. I remember handing you my identification. Jack is. Are you gonna pay for that drywall, by the way? The money since I did is so leaking all out now. Do you have money in your walls? Oh my god, he just stared at me. You didn't say a thing. He's talking about the times we're writing a book. Our resident alcoholic. Your pistol has alcohol and it broads. What did it say? Your pistol has alcohol in it. Is it functional alcohol? I don't know. I think it's all diluted. I don't think you would help out on the breathalyzer test, so. But no, but if like what he's saying is it still has alcohol. And so if Brett got drunk and peed in a cup and I drank it, am I drinking alcohol? I don't know. Because I don't know how much of the alcohol. What's the, what's the percentage?

2:05:12Your body would filter that. Hmm, yeah, should be science news. Wow, that's true. Speaking of, and now it's time for some science news. I'm googling alcohol. Okay. I think your body filtered, like that's what your liver's for, isn't it? Yeah, but still got your rid of it. That's what I mean. That's the whole filtering process. Only about 0.7 to 1.5% of the total amount of alcohol. You drink, leaves your body unchanged through your urine. It's a very little drink all you want. You want 0.7. I don't know about drink all you want. Don't drink all the pee you want. Brady, Brady's gonna take that on. Yeah, drink, but I'll drink your, who wants a shot? Your boozer, urine. Your intestine can find alcohol for between 12 and 24 hours. Hmm. All right, go ahead. Hello, my friends. Professor Brady Bogan here with your science news. Researchers at the University of British Columbia just identified two new species of sea spiders

2:06:14in the Salish Sea. I didn't even know where that is. Your nightmares weren't already vivid enough. It found that one species has hairy legs, red eyes, and specialized appendages. It uses to groom itself. It's a Kardashian. Have you traveled to Vancouver Island or Victoria? North of the... Be on the lookout for these little monsters. Okay. Wait, now we have to look out for them. They just found one. They've been there the whole time. Of course, they've been there the whole time, but they just found it. I don't think we have to be on the lookout. We've made it 20 million years and not noticed. Nope, now you've got to look out. Now you better keep an eye on there everywhere. They're finding an awful lot of us. They found another thing in the geysers up at Yellowstone, this new thing. Surviving the hot water? It lives in it. 145 degrees. This thing's pretty resilient. It's in the corners and they're like, we've never seen it before. And there it is. What's going on that you guys keep finding new stuff? Homeberg's Morning Sickness Hot Cat 98KUPD.

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2:08:22How many animals are out there that we missed? And is one of them like a thousand? No, no, no. I know. The count the ocean. Forget it. But like these are land animals and we keep finding them. Like those aren't. Oh, yeah. The guys are wrong. The new cat, the new penguin. Yeah. Is there like a thousand pound gorilla or something we haven't seen yet? Remember when Anderson Cooper lost all the silverbacks? And then he went down there to say, here's where they used to be, and they went over a hill, and there were a hundred thousand of them just like, hey, we moved. There's parts of, you know, you get down to the Amazon, and that area, the rainforest, that they can't even get to, having them ever explore. By the way, the grin on his face when I said, Anderson Cooper lost his silverback. Oh, yeah. He was biting his lip. Anderson Cooper flew to South America to stand in a jungle to make us feel terrible that we'd killed off all of the silverbacks. Look at this, the poaching, the misery, the nightmare,

2:09:24UOS money, there's only four left. Went over one hill. There's a big hill. Well, it was a big hill. But they didn't ever look over the hill, and they were all over there waving like, you guys were right here. And the whole thing, we had raised money to like, bring them back. We just didn't look over there. Stop. It's over my mic, huh? They were everywhere. A single engine, Cessna Caravan, just became the first fully autonomous airplane to complete cross-country flight across the United States. The unmanned aircraft flew 3,199 miles from Carolina to, from California to North Carolina, handling everything from takeoff and landing to navigating busy airports and thunderstorms. It's also without a backup human pilot on board. Huh. The flight included stops in Texas, South Carolina.

2:10:27Fly over near Kitty Hawk. They're hoping that the technology could eventually be used to deliver supplies and support disaster and response efforts. No, like human, anything. Right? Yep. That's crazy. That's your science news. That's almost horrifying. What do you think in like 10 years, we're going to look back and go. I can't believe we used to do that. I think keys are probably pretty close to being gone. Yeah. You already got the key fobs and everything for your car and stuff. And the, I was wondering, pads for your door on your lock, you can just do a number of pads or a scan. Do new motorcycles have push-button starts like cars do? No, they have a fob basically too. So you turn on the ignition and it's got a fob. Oh, so it does tie to it? It's still, yeah, you turn and then button. But you start looking at this. How fast we're moving on with like cars with not needing us and planes now, not needing us and delivery drones.

2:11:29But then you think of like you getting stuck in that, in that, in that, no way, no way, no, after the tournament. Yeah, but that's still brand new. I can't see. I know, but a plane, it's just sitting there circling for a half hour. I mean, I don't know. That'd be fun. I don't know. I think, you know what I do think? I'm starting to wonder. Oh, did you see this? I watched this this morning. This is the scariest thing, because it's an amazing breakthrough. They just built a computer and put it in a drop of water. Oh, it's slow. But it fits in the drop of water and it can do every mathematical calculation that there is. But that's the thing. Like, why would you even think to put it in a drop of water because they want to put it in us? All right, Nash, here we go. Well, no, I mean, think about what's the only reason. Nervaink, like, I can't talk about the nanobots and all that stuff when we were getting COVID shots. And they said they did it. Like, they were celebrating. We did it. It works. In a small drop of water, we put an entire computer. It's made of DNA, by the way. So it also can be dealt with, like,

2:12:29by taking your DNA and building your computer. Basically inject it. Yeah. It's a, if it's Martin Short, from Interspace. Yeah. So I'm watching that and they're like, one, an amazing achievement. Like, this is the end. They take your DNA, make a computer out of it. Jam it back. You can never get an infection from it because it's your DNA. It can't ever counteract. And it's small enough to fit in a drop of water and it does everything. So it's basically saying, every, maybe in 10 years, these phones will be like, I can't believe we should carry those around. They're now in us. Sorry, Alex Jones was so crazy. Alex Jones is getting out of it. Magnificently close to being right on so many things. They're basically all they're trying to do. It's inject, inject this. Remove all of the human mind thought process. Basically, it's like, have all these everyone on the same database things that are built and then tie them into the things that are inside of us. Not just stuff we carry around.

2:13:29Now we can't ever escape it. He's can say go to the 10th power. He's, he's, by a lot. I'm going to start building statues for that guy. He was, turns out, maybe right the whole time. I don't know what's going on with him. That's where he loses you. Sellers on eBay are listing fused goldfish clusters for thousands of dollars by bagged goldfish and if they're stuck together. Right now there's a six cracker clump that's going for a $25,000. Band name, six cracker clump. Here's a four cracker clump that went for $1,500. Six cracker clump is a better band name. Sounds too much like six pens, none the richer. Twin clumps. Twin clumps is a good one.

2:14:29And I have to have $500. I have to crack myself. I forgot. I did say South Africa. South America. I meant say South Africa. I said South America. That's where the grillas are. No wonder Anderson couldn't find them down there in South America. They're not there. And there's what controversy going on with Mattel. They just rolled out the new Hanukkah Barbie. We'll pull back, lash over her, slightly hook nose. What is that true? Yeah. They gave her a big, they gave her a juice base. How dare you? Wow. It's a beautiful Hanukkah sweater. She has a nice sweater. I know it from the sweater. She's a Jew. I don't need the nose. $27 at Walmart. Is that real? Because they're doing a holiday thing. Not only the Hanukkah sweater. You get the holiday sweaters too. Does she cost the same as regular ones? She has wholesale. If you're a little goyum, kids want to play with a real doll. Help her save some money. Yeah, there's a solo picture.

2:15:30It's not a terrible nose. No, it's not that they're saying there is a little bump. If they didn't turn her into a nose. She's not Leonard as long as they're doing. They didn't do it like Bradley Cooper when they gave him juice base in that movie. They called it juice base. So we're allowed to say it. It's like friend's Russia. It does look like friend's Russia. Hi, I'm Bobby. Oh, God. My Barbie's the worst. What is that? She's the US American princess. This is all you got? I want more. Oh, sorry, Barbie. It's like Joan Rivers. Can we talk? Oh, so if it clipped in that box. I've been in that box longer than Heidi Fly. So these jokes still relevant. I've got two radio videos. You do? I've only got one. Oh, did you just get them one?

2:16:30I sent you. Are you doing for them? These arguments are for before the show. Just do the one you got. No, no, no. I have them. The ones I sent you are the... You two need to talk. Just do the one then. That's fine. I got one for you. Don't worry. It's something like someone over for you. We're covered. Let's go. Another buffalo moment. A bison moment. Okay. Mama bison. Protecting your calf. Oh, these are those people that drive around where bison's. Yeah, but there's a bear trying to get the... Well, bears trying to eat a bison. A baby bison and a bear. This is definitely Yellowstone. Okay, so we're sitting in the bison, standing next to her baby. And the bear's coming on strong. He's coming in hot for the little one. And here comes the bison. Says, wow, that did nothing. The bear got all the way to the... Oh, the bison. Oh, he's love. He's love. Love the bear to sleep in the head smash that... Was that a grizzly? Yeah. That was a... This is awesome. The bison's like, all right, you can have him. The bear gets to the calf and knocks it down and then stands over it.

2:17:33Like, what you gonna do, bitch? And she just... Oh, man. The crap. Yeah, let's go. That was awesome. That was a game-saving tackle. I want to watch that again and again. Look at this thing. Right there. I'm worried for the little bison calf has no chance. Mama goes head to head. Oh, the crowd noise is perfect. It's like Lawrence Taylor's just leveling somebody. That's like the best hit I've ever seen. Clean. Heads up play 60. He was there. We talked about Terry Tater earlier in the middle of the day. Terry Tater off his bison. Wow. Rookie moved by the bear. Yeah. Well, I like the momma. You're having a go. Yeah, you don't just stand there and pose. Bitch, you're not gonna even fight? Well, I'll fight you. Hang on. The poor little calf's on its back like, mom, what's going on? Wait for it. It's like the Packers yesterday. Yeah, that's awesome.

2:18:33The Packers couldn't tackle. No. That's a great hit. That's James Harrison stuff right there. Well done. All right. What do you got, Bert? Friday morning. Yeah. We'll send this one over. Since Brady only had one, we'll give this one to him. All right. Oh, it's a crippled Indian woman. Fused neck. Yeah, her neck is fused to her clavicle. Of course you did. Yeah. Don't act all knowledgeable about it. Just enjoy the movie. So enjoy the movie. This one to Brady. Oh, her face is melted onto her chest and it's stuck. It looks like Jacob's ladder, too. Is this guy like making love to that? Is that his or is it just a caretaker? Fixing iPhones. All right. They don't all fix iPhones. Wrong with you. Oh, here's a naked thing. Oh, it's a naked man. Dude. I don't know what it is. What is that thing in the middle? Oh, that's a dead. It's a fellow, right? But it's like a one inch peepy on, but he's been taking hormones. So he grew a little B cup boobs and he's fat like a man.

2:19:36And he's got a butt plug with a tail on it in his ass. Is this at least sweater party? Yeah, this is KDKB's rehearsing for their New Year's Eve party. Hi. Mornings on KDKB. What am I looking at? Pretty high. And I'm supposed to not be like, I heard this is better for you. This is heterosexuals having making love in the butt. Soaking. He's soaking. She seems to be kind of enjoying it, but maybe not. So Mel's sitting there. Oh, Brady's worse nightmare just happened. Wow. It's just trash. Get up from the gown, come a bubble and crew. Boy, all that is. It's still going to be black gold. She's pee in it. Texas T. Burst that old gentleman, a kid in folks said,

2:20:39Jed get away from there. Said California is the place you want to be. So he was having a back door relations with a beautiful lady. She had an evidently, she did taco chihuah last night and back at him. Wasn't enough to slow this trooper. Wow. What? What? What? Yeah. How did I get a UTI when I was 21? It was the worst exam of my life and this guy's going in there. Oh, she's not done yet. Oh, come on. I was sick yesterday. This isn't right. Oh, man. Come on. Humans. And scene. Cut. It is the cookies from the New Cliff Booth movie. Oh, my God. Yeah, that would slow this stallion.

2:21:39I'll tell you that. I don't know how he stayed hard, but that's some good Diagre. All right. Jesus, everybody's naked. Here's the lady peeing on a workout bench. She's doing one of those stretch benches and she's just, she's doing a pull up. But every time she pulls herself up there, she pees. Yeah. And Beetle Jesus. Beetle Jesus was part of it. And every time she do a pull up, she'd lift her legs and that's, I hope she wipes the equipment down. All right. Here's the guy with a micro penis. Oh, my God. It's a micro penis and he's, he's pleasuring and then an old lady with an oxygen mask. I shouldn't do it. Yeah. Oh, I got to see the end of this. All right. Jesus, make it feel good. She's got an oxygen mask on. Oh, my God. Oh, I love it. They didn't show it to the finish. I wanted to see how that ended.

2:22:39And I will just end here. All right. That one was disturbing. All right. I've seen from the big vein. 30 starts it off. Oh. Oh, it's a beautiful cowgirl and she's firing some sort of cream out of her bottom. Wow. That was a lot of good sound effects. There was a lot of coffee mate came out of her. Maybe that's what jerkmate is. And how it's made. Well, thanks for that. There you go. No comedian today. No comedian. You know what that means. Was Emmy. Fireside check. Oh, no. Oh, breath. Yeah. I haven't had the fireside chest. I don't know. You know, I know. I should have been sick today too. We'll find out. How it is. Yeah, we're going to talk to the people sometimes. By the way, the bison bear video AI. Is it not real? I was wondering. I didn't know bison stood there for a couple of times. Well, you're no authority. I thought they have to list it now.

2:23:41Don't they? Who? It has to be put on there. Or what? Or what? What do you think Xi Jinping and Trump put that together? Instagram police are going to come after you. Ready watch the news yesterday. And Xi Jinping and I were talking about AI. And now everybody should know. They don't have to do that. Nobody has to post that it's fake. That's your job. Community note. It's AI. Yeah. Tarnet. There's a great video though. People are asking for the most annoying square ever with a friend dresser and rose your presence in square. No. I'll piss myself out. I'd have to watch a little of the nanny for a second. I can I get that right then. Melee. This is all you got. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No.

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2:26:41It's the old Rome. Have it take, don't suck. Grab a vine, get on and do not suck. Those are the rules and that is what we are doing. See, great day, Brett. You get to do the fireside chats. It's been a while. They're old. Real for it. Look at Brett. He is practically a wringling brother's clown right now. So happy. Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do. Look at Brett. He's going. Yeah, brother, back surgery. Yeah. See, have it take, don't suck. The fireside chats are now. 585, 9800. That's the number. And all we ask is that you have something. They are lit up, right? I'm going to let you do all the screening. Fireside chats are coming up next. Be good. Homeberg's Morning Sickness Podcast. 98KUPD. This is the HMS Podcast. 98KUPD. All right, it's been a blip since we've pulled this one off.

2:27:41So let's get it going, shall we? It is time for the fireside chats. That means, well, what am I looking at? Flipsacks. Oh, Veronica Bialic. Cliff Kingsbury's ex getting dressed on her Instagram. Why does night do everything like a room? She's getting her clothes on and walking a round a room. And I am incapable of currently walking a round in a room. What am I looking at right there? Veronica Bialic. This is wrong. Why did you do that? I don't know. I just saw it popped up. I got a share. Great stuff. Well, I don't want to do fireside chats anymore. I wouldn't either. And what I just saw. All right, well, all we do is ask you guys to be part of this. And give you a chance to have a call, talk about stuff, and don't suck. That's all. Land the plane. If you got a story, make it good. Don't be like Adrian. Are we ready, Brett? No. All right. We're not so bad, though. I don't think there's one or two that we got Craig online.

2:28:43This is actually going to be good, I think. I think you're going to dig this. Craig made us quite a lot of cool stuff. Craig, are you there? Yeah, how you doing, dad? Doing well. How are you, sir? Well, I don't really want to talk now. I want to see that picture of the person you're talking about. I'm not going to do this. Go to Veronica, Veronica, Bialyx, Instagram page, and watch our good dress. She's all right. I will pull that up as soon as I'm off the call. All right. What do you got? All right. So you guys talk a lot about conspiracy theories. I got one about the challenger. Now, yes. I heard this from a guy who worked for the Air Force. Now, I won't tell you his name. I won't tell you his relation to me. And I wouldn't be telling you this if he was still alive. So he's dead. He was related. And we could figure out the name of the last name house. I'm not going to tell you if he was related to me or not. Okay. If he's your marriage, maybe not at all. I told you that he's a name law. But okay, go ahead. Yeah, yeah. No, not really. Anyway, so. Yeah, not anymore. It's the easiest wedding anniversary. He was spilling some beans. I told him Jim. And one of those right after the challenger disaster, because he was in charge of nuclear and rocket safety.

2:29:51So he was in charge of nuclear and rocket safety for the Air Force and for NASA. They came into his office some guys in black suits pissed off. And they said, what the F happened here, guys. And so my acquaintance started looking through his files. And he said, here you go. Seven years ago, we filed this report that said there is a one in 57 chance of catastrophic failure of these rocket boosters. So they were going to explode eventually. And we told you this. Yeah, well, no, not well sure. If you get that report, you stop using the rocket boosters. And it's one in 57. We haven't even shot 10 in the area. We had 55 to go. That ain't true. Because those rocket boosters had already been used a bunch of times. It was well over 57, but that's blowing. The shuttle program was going on for a while. Yeah, well, it was the new one. It was due to blow up. That's true. All right. It was due to blow up. And they should have done something about it when they got that report. And when they, when they, he told that to them, they took the file.

2:30:54And they said, you give us all the files related to this. And you're not allowed to talk to anybody about this. Kiddo. And he told you. Yeah. And then, you know, 50th one is wedding anniversary. You got to think that probably not going to stick around too much longer within five years. He was gone. See, that's what I was wondering about conspiracies. It's like dudes who are like got nothing to lose. Or like, what are they carrying anymore? Why don't they spill the beans when they're about to die? Yeah. And he did. And, you know, that's one of like, well, that, that could be true because it seems believable. Like a lot of the conspiracy theory seemed too big to really be true. Yeah. That one. I'm like, yeah, I believe that. He also told us about, you know, the location of a new post lost in the desert. They can't dig out. So they lost it. They completely lost it. And he said, I know where one is. He said they tried to dig it out. And every time they tried to dig it out, they're so heavy that kept on sinking more and more. So they finally just said, all right, well, if we can't get it, nobody can. So we're going to pack up and leave.

2:31:54But to no nook that fell into the earth. Yep. What? Come on, Craig. Now, hold on. You got to give us the name of this guy so we can investigate. Yes, sure. I'll give you his name. It's the most generic white guy name ever. You're never going to find him on the internet. I know his middle name and date of birth and I can't plan him on you. No kidding. And so he just spilled just beans about a couple of things. There's a nuke in the middle of the Arizona desert. Didn't tell you where he didn't like care about your safety or anybody's family. Go just don't wander over my court site. I asked him. I was like, yeah, I know where it is. He wouldn't you wouldn't tell me even though, yeah, he was. It's hard not armed. It was so what? I just want to come. Yeah, yeah. They don't want it to get into the hands of someone else. To my rainian. Yeah. I mean, that's the problem. Yeah. I mean, you know, the implosion trigger is not going to go off. It's not armed. That's right. Well, that was pretty bad. They do sound alike. All right. Well, there you go. Craig, that's weird. We get fused all the time. All right. Yes.

2:32:54Heighten. Look, that's crazy. Craig and I want all of it to be true. Yeah. Well, I think it is. I believe what you want to believe. Exactly. Thank you very much. Nice job, Craig. Craig House. Yes. And it's is it a conspiracy that the shuttle would blow up? And they knew like I think all things were that's a risk they were taking every time you every time you strap on to a hundred thousand gallons of fuel rocket fuel. There's a chance something's going to blow up. They fixed the tile thing. It seems like it's been going great since. So you learn from errors. All right. Next one up. Who you got, Brett? This is Todd Todd. Are you there? I am. Todd, welcome to the fireside chats. Please don't waste our time. Anything you want to go. Okay. So I went to the ASU game in London. Okay. Oh, my flight there. My flight there was delayed seven hours. And if you were on American Airlines flight, a 1 9 4 on Wednesday, it was supposed to leave it 4 p.m. And didn't leave until 11 p.m. Wow. Day on American. They will refund your money. Oh, no kidding. It's a pain in it.

2:33:54It's a pain in the ass. But sorry. What else? That's fine. So wait. So you got all your money back? I have. I'm waiting for it to clear the credit card. But yes. Okay. So you just stayed diligent and bothered American till it like you're right. We shouldn't have that. We just squeaky real. Okay. So if you're on the flight, did they tell you like a certain amount of time that any flight, if it goes too far, they'll give you the money back? I don't know that. But on the internet, it says greater than six hours. So stay on them. Okay. So seven hour delay. You get your money back. Yes. And also that guy, father-in-law, or whoever he was, the previous caller, does not love him. And wants him to die by the killing. That's what I think. Like he didn't tell him. Like don't say anything. Like anybody that spills the beans to me knows I'm going to say it. So now I'm the one with the target on my back. Well, you don't know the name, but that guy does. Yeah, but he knows. But if like, let's say you Todd are telling me stories like, hey, I was in the CIA and I know this and this and this and this and Kennedy got killed by Brady's dad.

2:34:56Like it gives me evidence. Like now I'm the guy with all the things. I don't love you. Exactly. I don't love you. You know what? You're 100% right. A family member that gives you all the government secreties. That's why my dad never told me. That's right. Because he cared about you that he wasn't part of the Cuban revolution. That's good to know now. I had to solve that. Yeah, at least you had the love of your father. That's a good point. Todd Excellent work. Now thank you. Now Todd, your consumer reports call. See, look at that, Brad. It's far side chat people are saving money. I only got one place to go from here. All right. We're on top of the mountain. Devon, are you there? Yes, I'm here. All right. Hi, I'm Dave. Hi, I'm Dave. Good. Welcome to the chats. Please don't waste our time. Go. Hi, I'm on a long drive right now. I'm doing some looking bird to Phoenix. I deliver beer for living in Der. We've got some rude stories about places to deliver beer. Do you want to hear something? Well, you're supposed to have a story. I don't ask us what we want to hear. You called us. I don't know. I was born to Holland. But anyway, the thing that advice never bites beer at a carnivore. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I was born to Holland. Didn't ask. Didn't ask.

2:35:56I wasn't born to Holland. Anyway, the thing had advised never bite beer at a carnivore. I could just hit that right now. Never. Never drive beer. At a carnivore. I had beer. Never bite a beer. I wouldn't drink a dime. I would drink it either. I could just, like I did just this. I was available to the back door. Obviously. But they hung up their knees on like racks. Okay, they just cut the fork apart cut the chicken apart and leave it on racks. and then they'll get fans, blow them, blow the fan all over the new to drive. And those fans are absolutely just dusty. Just now in the back, not very good. Smell in the front, not so bad, but smell in the back. Not very nice at all. All right. So don't eat it a carniseria because they have live. They've like, they've murdered. There's a butcher shop in the back and they're just trying it off with some dices. Yes, exactly. I cannot believe they get away with stuff like this. It is absolutely disgusting. Every thing I'm doing that, every single time, I'm almost all of them. And you haven't tried the food there?

2:36:57It's the one you're complaining about. Not the ones I've complained about. No, but before I delivered there, I have tried them and they seem okay. But not anymore. I got told a story by a guy, one time who used to clean, well, he did a V work, but he went in to Fiesta or a Scottsdale fashion square late at night. And he had one of these like you're talking. And he goes, you ever eaten it to any of the restaurants inside fashion squares? The food court? And I'm like, sure. And he goes, never do it again. And then he showed me a video of the dude at the subaro who was supposed to clean the ovens. They had to wait for him to cool. And so they're sitting there chatting and then the guy opened the oven up. And he took a glove all the way up to his shoulder, put his arm in the oven and just scraped what looked like a bunch of old pizza goo, but it was roaches as deep as you could see. And he scooped them all out in order to clean the oven. He had to first scoop out all the roaches. And I'm not kidding.

2:37:57Thousands. They like ran in there for what was remaining of the warm pizza. And there were any goes, never do it. He goes, that's not the only place. And he was talking about all the places in there. So yeah, when a guy like this calls you, wasn't he Devon? When Devon calls and says, hey, I happen to be privy information about this kitchen. Listen to him. Yeah. There's no reason why you said you deliver from the weekend. We can burn to your mind. You think you have delivered beer from Wickenburg to Phoenix? Yes. That's why it's a week. Have you been to that capital farms grill? I can't. He just wants to. Is it. Is it attached to that subway? No, I don't know. It's supposed to have the best hamburger in Arizona. Oh, capital farms. Yeah, I delivered every Friday. That place is delicious. It is amazing. There you go. There you go. Brady's give Brady some porn. All right. Thank you very much. Excellent job. Don't need it.

2:38:57Carnace Rias. Don't worry about it. I thought that was coming. I thought Carnace Ria meant John keep out. That's what it's been doing. I didn't even know what that word means, but it just sounds like food in the open. It means meat strips on fans. Yeah, that's what I'm hearing. Jason Barry doesn't even review those places for Channel 3 because he's like, who's going there? Why do I? He wants to live. Yeah, you want me to go into a Carnace Ria and say how clean it is? What a waste of time. And finally, John, Frenchie's on the line. Frenchie's down there. Are you there, Frenchie? Yeah, good morning. Happy Friday, fellas. You too, Frenchie. What's going on? So I think this is not an uncommon dilemma, but it's all I wanted to bounce off you guys. So I've got a few hobbies I love, like Winston. It's really good passion. I've been working on for the last 10 years. Falling, golf, and billiards. Right? And I put a lot of time into all three, but I'm mediocre at best on all three.

2:39:57I guess the question is, let's see what you guys think. And I've got great equipment for all three sports, if you will. Okay. Should I drop a couple and focus on one that I'm really passionate for? Yeah, which one are you best at? A mediocre. Which one? Well, see, that's the thing. I've gotten to a 200 average of bowling. That's good. I've gotten down to a student mid-80s at golf, mediocre, right? Well, whatever. You're not going to be bad at that. I'm like a pretty good skill level, like a skill level, fakes, if you will, for, I'm on two different leagues for billiards currently. So, like I said, I am a little above average on all three, but I think if I really focus on it, I can get really good. And I'm 58 years old, probably got another 10 years of really active before I just continue on drinking instead of drinking and doing these activities. All right. I got a question for you. Yeah, go ahead. Do you enjoy all three? No, don't do this for that garbage. I did play it all three. He's asking about, that's stupid. He wants to get really good at it. You're not going to focus at 58. Yeah, you are.

2:40:57Stop it. Just because you're a bitter old man doesn't mean he has to live in your shoes. Not worth it. He's trying to strive for more. That's a good thing. You're trying to refresh him. I'm saying this. Golf's too expensive. You never get better in the 80s. Not happening. You kill that one. Bowling gets pricey. Okay. And you're only a 200. Beginners can go out there and roll 200s every once in a while. That's nothing special. Right. So Billiards is the one. It's cheap. You probably have it at your house. Yeah. Perfect. Do you have one at your table at your house? Yeah. See, this is the only one you can practice all the time at home. So you can get great at pool if you dump golf and the others of bowling. Is the pain in the ass. You got to go to those. Billiards is waiting for you at home. Bowling friends. Yeah, that's perfect. You don't need any of that crap. You got to do it. Oh, you're John. Do you have friends? I have a birthday. Yeah, see that needing new friends. 58. You don't need new friends. That's for sure. Close your door and don't answer it. Don't be a Brady on that one. And then you can invite whoever you want. You can all three.

2:41:57That's dumb. See, Brady's just Brady's. Brady's feeling bad because he's like, he'll never be graded anything with this attitude. You still might have a chance. At least for your own satisfaction. Find the one you're passionate about. You're never going to be better at golf than what you're doing right now. So you can still play, but throw it aside as far as something you want to focus on. I'm golfing tomorrow, but I'm playing billiards tonight. So I think billiards it is. Yeah, keep golfing. You don't have to quit, but just don't, you know, don't take it seriously anymore. Billiards is an answer. That's what I so hate. No, you said keep doing all three. I'm saying he wants to get serious about one knock out billiards and like start getting really good at that. Could you give me 70 and like a champion of billiards? That no physical skill whatsoever with that. What's color of money? All three sports. All three sports. All three sports involved drinking too. You notice there is a theme that I'm having a beer in your hand for all of a sudden. Minnesota fats. All those dudes that were great at pool are all old. Yeah, yeah, exactly.

2:42:57And you know, in the 60s, exactly mid 60s. Yeah, I think it's something I'm going to strive for. Frenchy, this is the sports for you. I thought some advice. I think Brady just needs to grab an underlogged throw it on the fire. I think so too. He's checking out. Focus on your billiards. Stay me. Stay me. What's wrong with billiards? Nothing. Why are you so down on it? What's wrong with playing all three? He's going to play all three. He's asking which one do I focus heavily on? Well, I was heavily on. He wasn't saying, do I stay the exact same? I'm mediocre. I'm tired of being mediocre. Do I do? Which one would you pick if you wanted to get really good at one? And it's obvious which one you'd throw at that. He wasn't saying, I'm going to quit too. He's just saying I'm playing an awful lot of all three and I'm not getting any better at any of them. And I want to get better. I'm 58. I was sitting up in front. He wasn't saying I was going to quit, but I wasn't then. Somebody is going to stop flying over it.

2:44:04He goes, I'm going to quit over it. I'm going to quit over it. You're in there, and hemmm. Can we get it from here? start a new skill, that's great. Go kick acid pool. Plus half those people are pooling. D-Gens anyway, just stay off the hooch and you'll be fine. Yeah, it's great crowd. Wow, what a judgmental prick. Brought to you by a turf company. All right, thank you very much. Aren't you, CLA? We're pretty got upset that this guy's trying in his late 50s. That's no good. He just wants to be really good at one thing. We got a crap on that. You don't like pool halls. You're not a real ruff. I mean, like he's a fatties. For his own thing. Yeah, exactly. You prefer the golf, because that's country club. Oh, between those three sports. Yeah, because of the people. Because of the people. In the, yeah. Yeah, the same part of it. Yeah, you don't like pool players, they're gross. Yeah, it's a lot of hours hanging out in bars. Yeah, we're the best at that. And then when you do it, you really get a pool player.

2:45:07Okay, cool. You don't like pool at all. Wait. What a busy bed show. I love watching the highlights of trick shots and stuff like that. Yeah, you don't need any of those pool players hanging around you. Those sick mother. I don't know, the fact, yeah. Well, you would never go down there. There's nice pool halls. There's really nice places. Some places are beautiful. I'm just thinking of those dirty that went downtown. There's one that used to be in that hotel next to the arena horrifying. Yeah, but that's just a bad. Look at that. That's what they all are. But there, you don't like pool players. You've got a room where you rape someone or something. This is a, this is an anger of something that's pointless. I didn't see this kind of pool players. Who else would this sport? You know, the place to compete is not really the arena that I like. But a bowling alley. I've put those, I've put those head to head.

2:46:09I'm going to be the same pool ahead of that one. I don't, Brady hates pool players. Sorry about that. All you billiards, gems are old account and Steve is really good at it. Oh, yeah, I'm sort of tournaments. Okay, well, he was, he was going to teach me how to do it and bust it up his shoulder. Crazy. Anyway. All right. Sorry about that. Hey, Grace got arms crossed. He turned into wall to just done him. I mean, you're going to roll. Why would you take, you got to, no, you got to accept that money. I know, but you've got to be dumb enough. What are you, Toledo's mother-in-law? Don't accept the bet. Just somebody wants to steal it. You're not good at pool. You don't bet on yourself. That's easy. My uncle was a pool shark. He was great at it. We went to docking at ease all the time. Roll these college kids. The dumbest people in the world because they'll take the bet. They think they're good at pool because they can break. They want to know your opinion on darts. Now, I don't rather do darts. It's same thing.

2:47:09Yeah, fun. Same place, though. It's exact same spot. Where do they have classy darts? No, where? Right. So what's your argument? The only place my house. You don't have a dart board. Yeah, I do. Where? Is it a dart board or is it one of those? Is it the waffle one? It's the waffle one. That does don't count. That's like like children starts, get through the real ones, man. Changes everything. Judgy Pool Hall Brady in the square. Yeah, no kidding. The D-Gens with the six man. The D-Gens with the six man. They've had pools and easier one to get good because you can do it at home. I got a pool table at home. I was trying to get really good at it. It's another good competition. Players. You got to. Yeah. Talk to people who want to play pool if they're any good. You run into our accountant, Steve. I am great. Look at him. Come over that. He kicked your ass, but you learn a little something. Brady hates pool. Somebody put a pool stick in Brady's ass.

2:48:10That's what I'm. I read between the lines pretty well on his life. I stink at pool. Well, that doesn't mean you're so what? There's tons of stuff you stink at. You don't have to hate people who are good at it. Brady had a pool stick in his ass. At least in the crack of it. I wonder if I forget. No, you did forget. That's the bread concern. Yeah, it might have been Uncle Mike. I just played bumper pool. Uncle Jack was playing with him once. Hey, whoops, did I put that back in there again? Me. Don't tell my wife. I laugh every time I say wife. Yeah, all right. Well, that's a little bit too much anger for something like this. Steve sitting in with his arms crossed. He was pissed. Oh, yeah. It was Walter. It was Walter. Poodhoves. Full of degenerates and hay, Rayn-Edix. Yeah, he's pretty. You all right? Play all three. He's playing on that. Why? Why can't he focus on that? He won't live long. Why? Yeah.

2:49:10Pool halls smoked up, drinkin' horn. Oh my God. What year did you live in? Maybe you had hooked on some crack or something. Oh my God. I'm wrong with you. I think you had hooked on crack. Talking like a loon. But man, when you come to my house and see the pool table, you're like, God damn it. Losers. It's a seven nation army. You're gonna die. 98. Try to stay alive. This is the HMS podcast. For 98 KUP. Get ready, Arizona. Knocked loose and Denzel Curry. You're bringing the high-mind tour to Mesa Amphitheater on Tuesday, October 27th. With special guest Super Haven in boundaries. This is one of the heaviest, most explosive live shows coming to the Valley in 2026. Do a mischance to experience the high-mind tour live. Tickets on sale now at mesaamp.com.

2:50:10That's mesaamp.com. Yeah, a lot of people are very angry at Bernie right now. It's his racism towards pool. And he just set off the air. Yeah, I should dump golf because it's expensive and he clearly doesn't have any money. Pools for the poor. Pools for the poor. Public pool. Same thing when you said. And you mean both meanings. Filled with dirty people with their t-shirts on all wet. Yuck. They serve miss Vicki's barbecued chips and a microwave pizza that didn't get microwave. Losers. I don't know if you guys knew this after 25 years, but f*** you pool players. Local legends has pool table.

2:51:10Yeah. Good ones, huh? Absolutely. Do it's playing there for you guys. No matter of fact, Pete had just recovered him. No, no kidding. He had to evidently help in the D Gen population all over the. Every time you go to a rich person's house, they got a pool table in it. I'm talking about it's for only the pool. Not in the U.A. No, I mean bumper pool. That's different. Yeah. Different, but you're working on your game. I know what happened. Pretty much that guy's house next door one. My mom says you got to watch me here for a little while, Bob Ray. Let's take a pants off and play pool. What? But I'm going to do it. You can watch. Yeah. There's a different pool stick. Yeah. You're going to hit it with this. And you can make sure you get it between your fingers a few times. Line it up. Yes, yes. Hey, you're spitting all over the table. That's not chalk. Oh, yeah. The only thing that happens to a guy when he plays pool is your ass hurts and you start drinking a lot of bleach. That's what happens in pool halls.

2:52:11Nailed it. I'm smelling like a pregnant whore and cigarettes. You're ass dripping all over. What do you, you can't, I'm rather golf. Man, I've never heard this stain for that in my life. Man, oh man. Is it Brady of breakfast this morning? I don't heard anyone get heated over pool. You think it's maybe because the tables are too tall? Oh, there's that. Yeah. Some of those reachy shots are embarrassing when your feet are hanging off the table. And then the... I go to a place they don't have a little apple crate I can stand on. Yeah, and then that little sand alley at Geigos, you can't lay on the tables, Mehoe. That's your way to reach it. You feet have to be on the ground the whole time now. This game's for losers. Thanks, Wazey. Mehoe, we got a problem over there. That lady keeps laying on the tables. What calling me Mejo?

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2:54:11Maybe Dr. J Schwartz can fix their eyes and make them see the playoffs. Brady entertain me. There's a Grand Theft Auto 6 collector's box for 400 bucks. Doesn't come with the game. It does come with a special edition pair of Oakley frog skin sunglasses though. Holy s**t. I just realized how close we're getting to Grand Theft 6. I mean I still got to buy a PZ October. November I think. November 19th. Oh. Oh, oh. Thanksgiving I'll be alone the entire time. The edition of the game cost 80 bucks. The ultimate edition? 100 bucks. Oh. Oh, I'll be by myself playing pool and Grand Theft Auto. So if you deserve Flanger. If you drop 400 on that collector's box, you get the, is it Maka the Gator figure? I don't know. A special GTA 6 edition pair of Oakley frog skin sunglasses.

2:55:13A cross body bag. So you just find a bunch of merchandise. New era snap pack. But not snap back hat. It's just a bunch of, of, of, of swag. Swag. Yeah. I don't think a pool table is good for us. Piece of plywood and making a buffet out of it. It's a table for Christ's sake. You eat off of those cigarettes and ass trays and losers and teen pregnancies and overdoses, AIDS, scabs, scabies, lice. Here's the Hollywood's open secrets. Everyone. Uh steroids are common. In what? Hollywood? Yep. Oh, yeah. Uh every male actor who gains 30 pounds of pure lean muscle mass in four months isn't doing it on chicken broccoli and rice. I love that. When they said that when Chris Evans went from just normal dude to Captain America and he don't like three weeks. And who's the other guy? Indian. Uh he was on Silicon Valley and he ended up in the Marvel movies.

2:56:18And just erupted into this massive man. Oh, he's got ripped. Cash in a Hollywood, I don't know his name, I don't remember. He's very funny, but he got gargantuan like immediately. Everybody knows who the dirt bags are. Everyone knew about Epstein. Everyone knew about Diddy. Our Kelly. Oh, yeah. Hollywood knows its own warts. Yeah, protects itself from itself. That's true. Henry Winkler is exactly who you think he is. One of the nicest people around an absolute saint. That's a Hollywood secret. Luxio appearances are mostly staged. They're all staged. There are more nepot babies than you think. Most celebs are nepot babies, but not always. It came from a director. It's not always a famous actor. Someone in the business. Yeah, a lot of agents. All men die their hair. Yep. All of them have hair transplants that aren't available to us.

2:57:19And they're still concealing their sexuality. People act like it's not a big deal, but it's 100% stint. There's another thing you don't know about Hollywood that we figured out through knowing a lot of people through this thing. Almost all of them are Republicans. It's the weirdest thing in the world. What? Yes. Actors and stuff. And comedians. It is really heavy. Right. I guess that. I talked to Brian Callan about this the long time ago. He goes, dude, you lose your job if you don't play the game. And he said, I'm not, he's not a crazy Republican. He's an independent, but he didn't fall lockstep with the lefties. And he's like, I just, you know, I just went out. Calliando says it all the time because the majority of them are middle to right. And he said, but they have to play the game with the people because the people in charge are wild left. And he said, so you guys, it seems like Hollywood is so liberal and everything. That's the people running it.

2:58:19The people in it. It's just like us. It's like most of them are kind of like, I don't just leave me alone in the middle. Last two, a lot of celebrity smell awful. Yeah, Johnny Depp. They don't bathe shower on the rig. Your favorite celebrity definitely has Jennifer Herpes. Yeah. That is true. All of Hollywood loaded with the herbs. But again, Herpes. I mean, through a little tie, if there's no bumps, there's no risk, you're fine. One of the odds you catch it off of a clean one outbreaks are what you're worried about. Disney and Hulu raised their prices again, went up another $2. Eventually it's going to be like a Disney ticket to just watch TV. New and theaters. You got prime time, the Chris Hanson. I think I'm going to go to that today. And then the, the Brad Pitt, heart of the beast. I want to see that one. Gary from a perfect tool. Just text over.

2:59:20I'm sure you picture of him, Brady. He's got his rainbow beard. Is he playing pool? I was in first place in our past season and our pool league. I'm not even that great, but I understand the game. Typical. Pass it head. They're a beard. He's just a mushroom eating asset head as all he is. Yep. You keep hallucinating. The air life's normal. Gary loser. Take that stick and shove it right up your loser ass. He'll eventually learn. Yeah. There's nine balls on a nine ball pool table. And the number nine is one higher than your credit score. You're a loser. That's right. Your credit score is an eight. Imagine eight GQ ranked Keanu Reeves top 10 best movies. Top 10 best Keanu Reeves. Well, Matrix, the first Matrix is. They put it number two, the Matrix. The Matrix reloaded in the Matrix revolution.

3:00:21Oh, the last one's horrible. They said the Matrix resurrection in 2021. That's the last one. That was terrible. But they put that at number three. One and two are good. The third one was terrible. Number one number nine was Constantine. 2005 John Wick is fourth. John Wick they put. Fifth. What's four? Devils advocate. Bill and Ted's excellent. Oh, there you go. There you go. Okay. Then John Wick chapter four was the chapter four is one of the best ones. Yeah. A scanner darkly. Oh, I forgot about that. 2006. Then John Wick. John Wick two. So mostly John wicks and Matrix is our top 10. Speed. Man. Parenthood. I forgot he was in that. Yeah, he was in it for a minute. Whoa. And now Maclamore has announced the free Palestine tour. He's going to raise money for the Hamas first next tour.

3:01:22Which is great. Good for you. Dublin, Paris, London and every US dates will be added later. Okay. Great. Free Hamas tour. Good for you. Excellent work. Suddenly you're going to make the difference. I think you know what Ed Sheeran would make more money. I think Ed Sheeran should raise money for the Jews and Maclamore should raise money for Hamas and see who comes out on top and then whoever loses has to quit the business. I saw a thing at the they posted at the UN Netanyahu was going to speak. Did you see it? It just mass. Oh, there's a bunch of people out. You can get up and just let's see. Because you hear what Benji said. It was great. Any other moral cowards want to leave before I start my speech? Moral cowards, apart. I'm with the Jews on this one. Sure, they were behind 9-11 and a whole bunch of horrible atrocities. But in this particular case, I think it's fair to say that they're doing God's work.

3:02:25They're bashing in those Hamas. Not a fan of the Hamas. Not a fan of pool. We're clear on that. By the way, Gary texts back credit scores 750 a piece of garbage. Come to the psychedelic conference in October and I'll teach you how to improve your credit score too. Don't need to prick. Your credit scores 750 with a arrow pointing down. Is he Tony Robbins of the psychedelics? Yeah. I can fix you and your credit score. You pull, man. Pray hates the pool people. Oh, yeah, David Wittletch's Texan said Keanu Reeves Best Movie was young blood. Remember, young blood wasn't swasian young blood too? I don't know. Keanu wasn't in young blood. He was in young blood. I thought that was Rob Lowe. I think he was in it too. There's a whole bunch of men that one. Toledo says no. He's not in that one? No. A young blood was him too. He's like a brother of something in young blood. It was Rob Lowe. Yeah. I'm not confused with it with something else because I'm thinking of sways.

3:03:30Anyway, plenty of great choices when you're going to Keanu Reeves catalog. Whoa. You could watch five John Wicks and three Matrix. That's your top 10. You got to just pick two. It's 930. We got the Guadalupe A Squares coming up. I think we've got a final slot here for the three days Grace Campfire, if I'm not mistaken. We can throw that at you if you win the squares today. That's it. He was the goalie in young blood. Keanu Reeves. So, when Toledo quickly said, uh-oh. There you go. Thank you, David. Fix that. Little trivia. Maybe it'll be a question in the squares. We need a girl. That guy, five, eight, five, nine, eight hundred. That's the number. We'll see who wins the squares next. This is the HMS Podcast. For 98KUP. This is the HMS Podcast. For 98KUP. Oh, it's a little puke moment there with my most recent quandary.

3:04:32How are you, Corey? I'm doing good about yourself. I'm doing well. It's thriller walls, everybody. We haven't talked to Thriller for a second. Yeah. And the reason we have to ask this question before the squares starts is I said, how you doing? And you, how old are you 27? Yeah, about 27, 28. About. Yeah. Kind of a gray area anyway. Wait, 20s doesn't matter. It's almost like your son of a gram. Like your son of a gram. So, your 20, your 28? Yeah. Okay. Okay. You can't answer that just by saying 20. I'm not working a circus. I don't care. How old are you just asking a question? You was a 28 year old man. I said, how are you doing? You said, well, I got a real problem with the post office right now. Yeah. Nobody in their 20s is dealing with the post office. What are you doing, old man? So, I ordered a package and they misdelivered it and they're pretending they don't know where it is. Oh, so they put it at the wrong house. Yes. It was weird. It's the wrong zip code, even. Like, it's completely just the wrong. Was that your fault? No, I put the right information in, but they give it to the wrong place entirely. So, I've been talking to them all week saying, hey, can you get it back? Is that possible? Yeah, and they're saying no. They've said nothing.

3:05:33They said, oh, we're looking into it. Because there's nobody looking into it. It's the post office. Exactly. Yeah, exactly. You lost your package and then it's gone for a refund or anything. It was just like, it was a keychain of my Japanese singer lady. I was going to say it had to be that Japanese lady. Yeah, it was a keychain set. What was that? Eight bucks? I believe they're not. I got the combo set. So, with import, you know, there's internet. They did it from Japan. Yeah, they're mainstream. So, it was like 40 bucks. For a keychain? It was a set of five. So, five. Calm down. Is this one? That's five. Oh, well, that makes everything so much better. It makes you a keychain. What are you a janitor? What the hell? Between the arts, man. Merch is merch. It's 20 foot core. They get the most profit for the artists if you buy merch. What? Yeah, artists get the most profit from merch than with anything else. Why are you concerned about how much money she's making? I want to support by artists I like. Oh my god. Yeah. So, if she bought like, if she had a line of tampons for Crazy Japanese fans. It'd be a funny story to have about this. Well, I agree with that. That's a story. It would be funny to have a box of her tampons. Really?

3:06:33So, I think it's gone. It's lost. I can't get a refund. You're never getting those Japanese keychains back. No. And you're not willing to go 45 again for another set. No, so it was a pre-order, so they already sold out. Oh, man. You're screwed. Now you're going to go aftermarket. It's going to be 100 bucks for a keychain. That's exactly what I'm about to do. I'm about to do that. Man. I give her the money now to scalper. Excellent. Point, yeah. So, you don't really want the keychains. You just want her to know. Yes. That you've helped her. Yes. Yes, you think she notices. No. No. You all right? Yeah. Okay. Just annoyed. This was just sent over for a thrower. Oh, it's a broke back now. Why did you guys do that? Don't put broke back together for Corey. He's just trying to order some keychains from a Japanese singer nobody likes but him. Oh, I do. I'll do. It's her name. And you're not allowed to look at her. You can now, actually. Oh, she took her mask off. I think it's. Yes. Things changed, yeah. And how did she look? No. Japanese. Yeah. So it could be any of the shocker.

3:07:33She's a redhead. It was turned out. She's black. Oh, as you thought, long black hair or just, you know, everything looks where it should be. It's all Japanese to me. Yep. Okay. You wouldn't know the difference. Thriller. If you guys happen to have the limited edition five keychain set of auto. I mean, hey. They all mean so put 50 bucks on that and throw a tenor your way. Make good on it. You don't think the post office like nobody wants this. I have hope they'll find something but in case we've ever got it delivered to them. Through it. Exactly. Yes. Is that her? No, that's not the right look. It's a long story. What do you mean it's not that is that her? That's not her. No. No. That's not. No. That says. Oh, that's not her. How do you know there was a music video where she showed her face? It's a. No, that's not her at all. That's a guy. No. No. No. I don't know how this is. I mean, autos are over there. It's a whole country. It's the black and white. What's a video? Oh, it's a fake word. Viverio. It's Gene Wilder actually. You're going to be here all day. There she is.

3:08:33Oh, yeah, that one. The first one there. That's pretty much that. Just an eyeball. Well, it's also the side. Yeah, that's the first one. That's the right. It's a side. That's pretty much the whole thing. What do you mean, let's be? That's a lesbian. Look at that hair. Oh, I'm not. It's bangs. Jeff, he's right in Japan. They all have bangs. That's not fair to say lesbian there. Yeah, but that's pretty much it. Yeah. That's an AI picture. Well, that's like a doll. Yeah, she's very short. You're a moron. How big were these key chains? And were you going to rack them up and start carrying them around? Yeah. That was the plan. They've regular key chains. That's special. Can I buy you these key chains for Christmas? They're sold out, but if you can get them, sure. If you can find me the website, I'll get your key chains. Enjoy the tariff. Don't worry about it. Don't get old. I'm just trying to do nice things for you. Now I don't want to do it. Oh, okay. You made it all political for no reason. I'm just saying those fees are crazy. 40 bucks for five key chains. I like Brett's like 40 bucks for key chains. You dumbed key chains. You dumbed key chains. You dumbed key chains. You dumbed key chains. You dumbed key chains.

3:09:33Anyway, it is. He wasn't wrong. All right. Now it's time for your squares. You always have something. You're about $400. You're about $400 for the key chains. Those are the torches. No, it's a whole new plan. That's a Tor-1. That's a different Tor-1. How many key chains in this bitch selling? There's a set for each tour. There's the brand new set this year. It gets messy. The keys you see, think you people have the assholes. A bunch of Schneiders running around with their... Let's get back on it. It's Romano. I've got my stuff, my auto key chains. Oh, come on. Schneider and the Squares today. Time of...no. It's time for your Guadalupe Squares with the very wrong all the time. Cory Thriller Walls. Cory, take it away. Thank you, Chancellor. Tell us where your Nicholas Cage and John Madden here. Come on. I am John Madden. Whoa! In the new movie Madden. Here's the guy. He thinks it sounds like John Madden. Do your impression. Whoa! First acting to acting. Catch the out-shot. It's not even close. Here's the guy. He thinks it could do a John Madden. It pressed Bambi's got it over here. He's doing the things. He's got the makeup on. He's sitting wait for my voice. Come out and what's it sound like?

3:10:33Whoa! Corner! Baby girl, we're gonna run some plays. Here's the guy. I'm doing movies for him now. I'm doing Nick Cage's movies. Here's the guy leaving Las Vegas. I'm gonna drink myself tell I throw up. Now I'm gonna die in a pool. Oh, Madden. Face off of you, amazing. Madden, face off. Boom. I look just like John Chipotle. I'm over there being John Chipotle. Boom. Here's the guy. It doesn't look anything like John Madden being John Madden. It's the same exact thing. Wow, face off. Starting Madden and me. No one would know baby girl. We're the Oakland Raiders. Round. Whop. Cippity, do. Never said zipity, do I? What is done? All right now, top middle square here, Jim Rowan. See great square over there. See great square of sports. Oh, Brett. See great square. The ABC movie of the week quality of Madden coming your direction. Complete with loads of bad makeup. Great acting.

3:11:33What's that? I was last night's gym. Great game. If you're an ATL fan. So let me say hi to all the people in Buckhead, Excellent Work. Last night, great work beating the Green Bay Cheesehead. Green Bay people are burning. Nobody wanting any part of that. The cheese is melting in front of their eyes. And they're pretty boy coach on the hot seat. Here's the guy I want to go. Nobody wants to hear from you anymore, Madden. You are now Nick K. Follow me to the football field, baby girl. We're gonna make magic. Yeah, Kenny Stabler throw it. Damn, yeah. Wow. I don't know. Paddington too. That's my nickname for Marcus Allen. And I never really coached him. Hey, who's the guy that doesn't even know the timeline? I mean, we're really running on empty here. All right, now top right square president Trump. How are you, sir? I'm doing great. Yeah. I don't know what they say.

3:12:33Jing-dang-bing-bing. Oh, what a week. You want to play the Xi Jinping girl? Xi-jing-bing-bing. We played a lot of ping pong. A lot of ping pong. I'm the one. He killed me. It was unbelievable. I don't normally like to say that I'm bad at it, everybody. But I'm no match for him in ping pong. You've got killer spin. I got great spin. Great spin. I started to get one by me. I'm a big man. Me and ping-ping, we played a lot. Well, wait, that's not his name. I'm pretty sure it was a band I played. I'm not real serious. Ping-ping came in. He gave us ping-ping and ping-pings in the White House now. I like ping-pings because two more pandas. I got two pandas and free of the tariff we have. We lost two because of Biden. We got two pandas for you. Because Joe Sleepy Joe gave away all of our pandas in Washington. I got them back. I told you I would get the hostages out of Hamas and I would get ping-ping and their brother back, Lingling. And I brought them back in the other one. That's their name's bread. I'm not making that up. That's your Lingling and ping-ping. The two pandas that Joe Biden gave away. Because you know I hate the Chinese. Really?

3:13:33Yeah, yeah, it's pandas. He hates pandas. You know what I did. I expressed them back. The pandas, press. I brought them back. I saw Brady's pen going and I knew for sure. We're going to do that. You vote for me. You vote for the Republicans and I'll put a panda. And every Americans back here, if you're an adult, you get $5,000 and a panda. Delicious panda from Panda Express. Oh, $5,000. Out Panda Express. It's your choice. You can take the money. Or never ending supply of panda meat. I don't know. Brady, what do you think? They're a free, Brady. Brady would add, Brady's going to try that panda, you know? Can I get half-rice, half-noodles? You could have all that, Brady, for $5,000. How many pounds do you want? That's a loaded question for Brady. How many are there? The jujing ping. He was in the White House and he looked around. He said, I love it here. I love the White House. And he said, not for sale, jujing ping. And we made a deal on AI. OK. AI, always in control. That's what we're always going to be. Always in could, AI, see. They call it now. Always in control.

3:14:33That's me. OK. It's super intelligent. Well, that's what they call me. And that's what jujing ping calls me. JING, JING, JING. What a name. JING. JING. That's what they should call them. JING, JHAVE, as they should call them. He's not. He's the president of China. We rolled out the red carpet because he's a communist. And they walk on red carpet. It's all they could do. Just like you. Oh. Over now to the middle left square of Jason Statham here for a movie. No, he had to help Toledo out on the beekeeper. You know that. Richard's mother-in-law was scammed by scam artists. And it's exactly what the beekeeper takes care of. You'd know that if you'd seen the movie. I have. Everyone. I'm just going to say I missed a couple of hours. I'm going to finish the Rashad's money back. Was Felicia Rashad in trouble? Yeah. You helped out the beekeeper. Helped her out. Oh, that's right. I forgot she was in that movie. Sure. I thought that was P-ditty. Brady did the casting. Are you in the air, P-ditty? Well, I don't know how Brady's telling me it's Felicia Rashad.

3:15:33I don't trust it. Well, how fast did the Uber driver take your mother-in-law to the bank? As I guarantee you, I could drive very fast. I'll get her back from that bank. I'm going to get your mother-in-law's money back. But in the meantime, she's going to have to live with you. Oh. And you're going to have to have quiet sex. But not with your mother-in-law, Al. I don't want to watch that video. Why? Well, wouldn't you? Toledo having sex with an elderly woman would no money. I'd like to drive to that as very fast. I bet she gets done very fast. Hasn't had a boyfriend since 79. One word comes to mind. What is it? Right. Tight. Dry is incorrect. But every woman's word with Toledo is dry. In fact, or move on your face. All right, now middle square here we have sports elitist Brady. You're gonna lose. Yeah. Whatever. Jerkass. What I do. I don't know, you probably've been to a pool hall. No.

3:16:33I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. You've never been to a pool hall? No. Who are? You're a liar. You look like a pool hall loser to me. Limp around with. They're all crippled on drugs. Methed out of their heads. Drunk. Peace is a garbage. Not like us tennis players. Oh. It's a little bit of a lens and our headbands and our tight little shorts. That's a man sport right there. All the grunting and sweating. Ooh, yeah. Whip in the racket. Two and throw. Pool guys. Yikes. That's what I like. I wanna hang out with Gary Dissanti. That's exactly what I wanna see in my house. Awesome. Great. We're out your pool skills over to my place. Loser. God. All right. I'm telling you to go to Trajan Wealth, but the Lafay is the dork. The word wealth and you are not compatible. All right. Open up. Middle-right square. Benjamin Nettenahoo. I'm doing all right.

3:17:34I'm sure you're busy. I'm very busy right now. And any other moral coward to want to wander out of this room they can. Shalom. Shalom. Welcome to the UN. Jews won Hamas Zero. That's what I say. The Gene Simmons show up there for a long time. Gene Simmons showed up. Saddam. Indeed he did. Come on in, Gene. Fowers with dad, Gene with me. All right. Come on over here, Gene. Grab a microphone. It's great to see you, Gene. Super Jew. Gene Simmons. Thank you, Benji. It's very nice to be here. I'm Gene Simmons of KISS. And of course you would remember me as the Nettenahoo supporters. We crush Hamas and all the children. Why do we have to kill the kids, though, Benji? Well, what does a small Hamas turn into? You know what you're exactly right? A big Hamas. We have to kill them early. Starve them out, I say. By the way, who's your least favorite and most favorite singer, Benji? Well, my least favorite is that horrible f***ing maclamor. My favorite is of course Gene Simmons of KISS. That's what I would have said, too.

3:18:34Gene Simmons of KISS. Who's number two? Number two would probably be Dave Dramon. Oh, okay. Me too, right now. Let's bring him in. Dave Dramon. Dave Dramon. Meet Gene Simmons. Dave. Gene. Good to see you. I'm Benji. Benji. Benji Gene. Gene. Dave Dave. Dave Gene. Benji Gene. Gene. Who's Gene? It would be a combination of me and Gene Simmons. Dave and Gene is Gene. Anyway, go Jews. Well, but now it's the final place where a brandy Cecepis radio is a hands. Here's some of the dead rock star. And I'll give you a little sample. I would do anything for love. But I won't play pool. I won't play pool. All right. Brady loves. He was a pool. He was a pool. Oh, yeah. All right, bottom middle here, Brittany Griner. How you doing? I'm doing great. I got a little paternity suit on my hands. I'm in trouble. I got a bitch. I was married to. Homer knows you go through a divorce. You start having a little money at stuff. Lucky he didn't have kids. He kept his dick clean.

3:19:35And like me, I kept squirting in this girl. We would siss if a John is in the next thing. You know, squirt, squirt? I put my vagina eggs in her vagina eggs. And we made people. Oh, look at Homer. And now she wants more money for that. Because I make money up in the Connecticut Sun. And I have to pay for my Connecticut Sun. I didn't think I'd have to pay for that. I didn't know Lesbians could get each other pregnant. But I'm not kidding. What I say is this is my second paternity suit. I didn't know if I was asking questions. In his cancer is the father. That's what I want to point out. But I have to go through this whole thing where the mother is asking for extra money for our child. A Britney Griner has got to hand that over, bitch. So I got to start something new. I got to make some extra money. I'm hopefully all will sign up for my new dating app. Griner. Oh. That's right. A bunch of dudes on a site sticking their vaginas and ladies vaginas and making babies with them. I'm answering. I took all five inches of my vagina

3:20:36and I jammed it up inside that lady and made babies. There are others who have the same thing you do. I was dunking. I said I couldn't dunk, but I could dunk. Homeberg's Morning Sickness Hot Cass 98 KUPD. This is the HMS Podcast. 98 KUPD. I took my girl hard on just like every other woman who's in love. And I shoved it in my wife's V. And then I made squirts, permatters, oh, huh? I took it to the rack. Whitney grind up in this bitch getting girls pregnant. I'm the Tracy Morgan of the WNBA. Watch out for a truck then. Yeah, look out for a truck right now. When mine be hidden by a truck, it would save me a lot of money. What's that truck at me? I could pay these paternity fees. All right, now, boy, do the bottom right square are Lord and Savior, Trip. Where are you, how are you, sir? I'm great, Corey. How are you?

3:21:36I don't good. Corey, I'm doing good. OK, good to hear how scully. Scully, my dog is excellent. Perfect. And he wanders around the workplace. I love it. You know what it, a lot of the times when an elderly man and his dog are wandering around a workplace, people call authority. Here, it's called management. And already, Scully's got better ideas than Stracel. He's better than the bobs. I put out two buzzers and say, what should we play? LaGrange or Billy Idol? And Scully hits the button. Stracel goes crazy, because he would took him forever to make that trip. Ah. He he he. The bobs. Homeberg's right, bunch of tools. On with the game. Here we go. You got Travis and Megan. Travis and Megan are you there? Travis, are you there? Three. All right, that sounded like words. Megan, are you there? Yes, I'm here. All right, Megan, you're a girl, pick a square, go. After a left hand corner.

3:22:37Left hand, let's see. Megan, that's not a cage. Megan, are you going to go see my new movie where I play? And it's, you can't even tell. I'm not John Madden, we created. Are you going to go to my movie, Megan? Yeah, I'll go to your movie. Right. And you won't know that it isn't John Madden because I'll do my Madden voice. Behold. Here's a guy doing John Madden. Behold, it was a Madden favorite. Ah, yes. Behold, Pat, he would say. Behold. It was a guy I never said, but hold to anybody before. Look out, I never did any of that. Let me get on the Madden Cruiser, which is now a 57-tea bird. Top down. Yeah. Driving from game to game or the New Orleans Saints play the Florida beavers. I don't know the names, but I know it's a great movie, starring me Nick Cage. OK, question for you guys. Yeah. In total, a human blinks their eyes for a combined total. I told a lot of about 60 minutes per day. Here's a guy who's never counted how many blinks have got.

3:23:38But I haven't managed to get like five blinks in every few seconds of blink here, blink there. Depends if the wind's blown. The wind's blown, you're blank more. It's not, you don't blink as much. I'd probably say. Exactly. Kurt Dockin. He's got all the terms down. Now can he make a conversation? Nobody will ever know to you see the film. That's exactly it. What's that say? Oh, yeah. Brady tried to get on the Madden Cruiser one time. We kicked him off. You keep that in the movie? Yeah, I stood outside and said, lady, no one can board the cruiser but me. Come on, Willie. John Mann. Willie. Yeah, man, he made friends with my driver, Willie, and Willie almost let him out. And I told Willie, you let that fat lady on the bus I'm going to kick you off. You're fired forever. Yeah. Willie's in the movie, too. Oh, nice. He's great. Good. Willie. And then we made the game. Whap. Bam. First down. Go, Rayners. Most questions. So he's true. It's true. We blink like crazy. OK, you're saying true now. Megan, do you agree with true? I agree.

3:24:38That's correct. That's where. Yeah. Kosi Madden and theaters. You'll never know. All right, over to Travis here. Make a choice. Hey, I'll go to the secret square. Let me sleep all day. Let me sleep all day. Let me sleep all day. So we're going out all night. OK, back over to Megan to make a choice. Megan pick a square. Um, let's code the middle left square. That's not an intention. She's the left there. She's an stethem. She has the strategy skills of one of the Kardashian girls. What would you pick me? I understand it's all in very sexy. All right, but we got a question for you, sir. Very sexy. And I have to keep my heart rate above 50, at least. 150. That's because we keep school that way. I have to get it ready right before an orgasm. So I don't die. Right, Corey? Sure. I don't know that. Corey, do you find me attractive as a man? No.

3:25:38You don't like Jason Statham? No. Why? What could you? What's wrong with me? Bold. Bold man. That's a problem for you. Is it? That's all right. I don't like Kim Tita. You like Fred Dixon, I deal breaker, but the bald head is. Bald head to deal breaker. Yeah. That's unbelievable. What a dick. Well, that's some sort of racism, isn't it, you, Kim? You know, in the UK, bald is a part of the class at this point. It is? Yes. Is that true? Yes. I didn't know that and I'm from there. How about that? What's wrong with you? Make it, do you like bold guys? No, I don't. Well, f*** off you, you perfect creature. Do you like one-legged gay guys? You like a one-legged homosexual? Because I've got someone I'd set you up with. Depends on their personality. That's very true. Well, you're out again, Corey, because you've got none of that either. I have crazy stories about me, do anything. About the post office. I'm on the edge of my seat, man. Yes, you're welcome. Oh, God, that's me a question. Alligators commonly develop a gouge when they eat too many birds. False. Alligators can't get gouge. They don't have ankles.

3:26:39They don't have ankles. They don't have gouge. You have to have ankles. They don't have ankles. You have to have ankles for gouge. OK. They drink a lot of wine. They drink a ton of red wine, but who does it? That's not true. OK, you're saying false, then. Now Megan, do you agree with us? Do you agree with true? No, it's false. That's correct, then. X gets that square. Megan, what are you up against, full, guys? Don't laugh. I don't know, again, depends on the personality. A whole bunch of my hair. You don't have. I'm about you, too. I got her down here, bitch. Put your grinder so you will patch you can't get out of. It's a brimball. Yeah. You'll need a machete and a guide to find my, Regina. Let's check. My chatter. The patch. How much hurt do you like? Do you like a man with her on his chest? Megan? Yes. Herry chest, I got that. Check that box. Oh. I think she was joking. I like herry chest. Yep. Means you're manly.

3:27:40I mean, you're manly. Maybe you might not have her on your head, but if you got a herry chest, you're on. And one of my books. And one of your books. How many books do you have, Hall? How dare you? All right, go ahead. No worries. I had to drive this here making choice. I think middle squares. It looks like Brady. That's right. You pull a player there, Travis. You sound like name like Travis. Pretty white trash name. I assume you've been to a fool all or two. Absolutely. Yeah, bet. I could smell your cigarettes through the phone. Loser. Well, combine credits going on this phone is about 33. At least it's 15 points higher than their IQ. Ask me the question, Kim. The band and they flaming those leg is actually its ankle and not its knee. And it could get out. That's true. It's an ankle, not a knee. The flaming out bends its ankle backwards. OK, so you were saying true? Now Travis, do you agree or disagree with true?

3:28:41Well, I'm sorry. Get that again. So what was the question? Travis is pretty slow. There are magic. We'll slow it down. Travis, look down at your name tag and tell me where you work. So Brady is saying true about the flamingo having an ankle, not a knee. Do you agree to disagree with true? I don't believe they do. Let's incorrect the next hit. That's true. Oh, no. Oh, now, making sure you can go for the win, make it with then, y'all. Yeah, give me the win. All righty. Jew for the championship. That's what they always say. It's Benjamin and Shalom, Megan. Allah, gala, gala, gala. Let's just me, I'm just clearing my throat. I'm sorry. It sounds very Jewish, but it's not. Megan, which side are you on? Hamas or Israel? Israel. That's exactly right. I was just wondering. I was a little bit upset about that, but go Jews, we see them. Oh, no. I'm not as good as that. Question for your sorry. What? You're not a Jew fan? Do you like the Jews or not? It's taken too long to answer.

3:29:41I'm a Jew. Oh, you are a Jew. Oh, there you go. Well, there you go. It's the win. Well, she understands her. She keeps it. Well, then it's all right that you don't like both guys, because I hate Jews. They do always have hair. They do. Most of the time, we have pay-ex. Those little curls. Yeah. You're like a man with curly hair in front of his face. A traditional Jew, Megan? Yes, I do. That's right. Exactly right. She likes an old-style Jew. I got a question for Megan. The big hat and the coat. Fiddler and the roof style. On Saturdays. You know what I'm saying? Traditional. The traditional Jew. Yeah. I can't use electronics on the weekend. All right, a question for that now. Yes. Make sure you hear me. Not mine. The hashtag symbol official name is actually an autothrop, which were a false. An octathrop. Octathorp? Octathrop. Octathrop. OK. Well, you seem confident in how you're saying it. So I'll say that that's probably true. OK, you were saying true now. Go Jew.

3:30:41Megan, for the win here, to agree or disagree with true. No. I disagree. It's incorrect to that. Oh, it's mine. Oh, you're not a very smart one. Next one wins. Next one wins. We're ready. Let's hear it make a choice, man. I'll look forward to boss man. Trip reaper. Trip reaper. Yeah. Yeah. That's exactly right. Now let's get this over with. I think it's quick here. OK, question for you, sir. Yeah. The captain of a cruise ship has to be legal authority to perform divorces at sea to her false. The captain of I'm the captain of a ship. Is it a cruise ship? Yeah. Why wouldn't it be? I'm on a crew. TOO TOO. I'll run that cruise. Not that crew. No, you're doing the wrestling one, right? Yeah. I'm the captain of the SS Bukake. Oh, no. Everybody gets a little mist in their face. Oh. Yeah.

3:31:42I like that one. Brady wrote Bukake down and he's already ashamed. Have you ever been Bukake, Megan? That's a yes. Oh, don't answer that. You don't know how to answer it. That means your face is weak anyway. Sir, focus. I'll say that parents are listening to this. I'm not answering that. All right. Parents don't know what they did. You already did, but I say no. I've never been Bukake. Your parents now know. Just don't know. Hopefully they don't know what it is. Yeah, no, they know. Mom's probably wiping it off now. Yeah. Oh, she raised a whore. That's what you hope, sir. I want to go sailing with me, Megan. Get a little of that sea mist in your face. Phone. And then we'll get on the boat. I'll phone you. You're going to look like a house after a fire. Or when firefighters show up to try to stop bees. Call your doctor if your seafoam is green. You. I'll say that's true. All right. You were saying true now.

3:32:43Travis, before the win here, do you agree to move to all agree with them? Well, that's incorrect. Oh, the Bukake girl wins. Oh, my. Bukake girl wins. Congratulations. Hold on a second. We'll get you up on that stage. Look at the bolts. That's pretty sweet. All right. That's nice. Gory, yeah. What are you giving them? Key chains. I was a Adam five auto key chains. If only. And we'll get a retali for all that work. She's doing on the weekends. Hey, folks. Thanks for listening. My parents are listening to this. So we're mine. I'm not saying anything about whether or not I've been Bukake. My dad's listening. That's a yes. It's incriminating. Just say no. Gross. That means you've been coded by multiple males. And your dad's like, what's a Bukake? Google it. Google it, dad. It's spelled out. Yeah, it's spelled out how it sounds. Not that one. I don't have that one. I don't want that one. Oh, god. That one's bad. That's a key chain of a dress.

3:33:43Yeah, no, I don't want that one. Well, which one are you twinking around with here? It's the one that has on it. That's a tail. What is that? Let's get out of here. You're into D, man. No, you're into D. No, we us. He just googled in what you ordered. Weirdo. Oh, man. Jesus, what's going on? Is that it? That's a long story. You get the amount of time for. I can explain what that is. We don't have an hour. You have the Phantom Land random button bad. No, not those ones. You want? No, I don't. So those, that is a girl group that she actually started and let them be on their own and they suck. You're right. We don't have a choice. Well, she's nice. I've heard her word. She's yoga on it. She's outstanding. How dare you? She's yoga on it. No. It's the worst concert I've ever seen in my life and I watched eight seconds, though. Yeah, and you loved it. No, I'd rather go watch David Lee Roth sing instead of Celine Dion. There they are. It's them again. A very special night of David Lee Roth performing songs from the Titanic soundtrack. I would watch that before I go to Otto. Near, far, wherever you are. Near, far, wherever you are.

3:34:45Where ever you are, she's single. Wow. That you could even do. She does. This was Otto alive. Awesome. Awesome. Yeah, she's yoga on it. Yeah, you have no idea. I'm going to get some yoga on on key change. You won't know the difference. We're done. Braze out on Sunday with the guys from Antshan. And he's got a yoga key change. They don't let you in. Well, when it's all, I'll never. All Japanese key chains look alike. I say that's known Japanese people too, but I started with key chains. I can't tell them apart. Neither can you. I can. We showed you five pictures. Yeah, those are all different ladies. No, you couldn't prove that. I could prove it. They all said they were one person. Well, they're part of one group. You're done. And today, if you want to come out to a rebel surf, or to Tism on the curl, I named it. It's not really what it's called, but I called it. Surfing with Nixon. They're doing the autism kid's surf day. Yeah, at the park out there with the surfers. And it's filled up, but you can still come out as a family

3:35:45and they do a special. You come out as an individual too. You can come out as an individual too. What are you looking at? Surfing with Nixon. Let me just say that. Yeah. If you've got a rebel surf park, which is on power and like Elliott, I think. But it's sold out. So if you've got a kid with the Tism and you're telling him he's going surfing and he can't go surfing, you got a problem driving home. Oh, yeah. Yeah, so don't get their hopes up, I guess. Don't get their hopes. They're telling there's an opening. No, but I'm just saying families can come out. There's other places like your kid doesn't have to be on the spectrum. You can still probably are on the spectrum. spectrum. Spectrum is ice. Tuesday. And then Sunday, Bray is going to be out at 50th Street and Rey at the Native New York or Native Grill and Wings. I still call it that. And he's going to have his deal with the cards with all pro shades. $3,000 possible. Get on out there and find out how you can win it all. Larry's next. You guys have a great weekend. We'll see you Monday in the morning. Sing us out. If this is the HMS podcast for 98KUV.