Daily Shower Thoughts
Montgomery Jones and Amalia Dupray
Ever had those moments of clarity under a hot warm shower? Here are some of the best collected from r/showerthoughts. Philosophical, profound, and sometimes comedic musingsProduced daily!Credits are in the show notes pages of each episode.Produced by Klassic Studios.
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Nailed it is positive but screwed it is negative | + 24 more...
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The more they connect us, the lonelier we become. | + 25 more...
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Life as a flower seems beautiful and horrifying. | + 24 more...
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When they die the composers become decomposers. | + 27 more...
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Apple soup made with bone broth is bone apple tea | + 25 more...
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Botox is a performance enhancing drug for poker. | + 26 more...
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Light beer weighs the same amount as regular beer | + 28 more...
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Pets are the grownups’ version of having teddies | + 24 more...
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In a skeleton fight, every fracture is exposed. | + 24 more...
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In videogames, intrusive thoughts always win | + 27 more...
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The ritual of making your bed predates beds. | + 28 more...
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We are all astronauts, earth is our ship | + 26 more...
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It feels weird being the same age as old people! | + 24 more...
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We trust the back of our seats way too much | + 26 more...
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Any site is a dating site if you’re brave enough | + 25 more...
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A candle exists in all 4 states of matter at once | + 26 more...
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Camping is technically being homeless for fun. | + 28 more...
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You only have a lap while you’re sitting. | + 26 more...
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Pets are the grownups’ version of having teddies | + 26 more...
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Original Tupperware will likely outlast all of us | + 26 more...
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Secret admirers were just stalkers all along. | + 25 more...
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Gen Alpha kids can legally drive in some places. | + 26 more...
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People named Ted are always performing Ted Talks. | + 24 more...
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We frown on nepotism but praise family businesses | + 28 more...
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Dave and busters is adult chuckee cheese | + 25 more...
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First you learn to read, then you read to learn. | + 26 more...
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The sharpest blade is the one you’ll never feel. | + 26 more...
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Rabbits are the mammal version of grasshoppers | + 27 more...
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Common sense is appearantly not that common | + 27 more...
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Safety instructions are written in blood. | + 28 more...
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Chopsticks are the solution to plastic cutlery. | + 28 more...
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Divorce rate among socks is astonishingly high | + 25 more...
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You see more suns at night than in the daytime. | + 25 more...
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Cell phones in movies never have cases. | + 28 more...
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Nothing we ever do has a 100% chance of survival | + 25 more...
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Your windshield doesn't know why you scream at it | + 26 more...
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A LEGO set is really a puzzle with instructions | + 25 more...
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It feels weird being the same age as old people! | + 28 more...
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Lunchables are charcuterie boards for kids. | + 25 more...
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Robot errors are still caused by human error | + 25 more...
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The antithesis of plot armor is a red shirt. | + 26 more...
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Arms for your chairs are chairs for your arms | + 25 more...
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It's impossible to live in an abandoned building. | + 25 more...
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One day you will have your last bite of pizza. | + 26 more...
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It’s more acceptable to wear 0 shoes than 1 shoe | + 27 more...
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Every store is a museum when you’re broke | + 24 more...
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You do not see keyboards with lowercase letters. | + 26 more...
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Arcades are a way for children to gamble legally | + 28 more...
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When a person dies, their will is their loot drop | + 27 more...
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