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1:00The harder you work the more that's expected from you. No one ever won an argument with their spouse by winning. Now for a quick break, stay tuned for more shower thoughts. Dave and Busters is adult chucky cheese. The 90s are replacing the 50s as the error that everyone wanted to grow up in. If every subsequent generation is smarter than the previous ones, there was no point in hiding treasures because it could eventually be found anyway. At some point in history, sports switched from primarily being a way to entertain yourself to being primarily a way to entertain others. People not wanting to work for little pay is a problem which can actually be fixed simply by throwing money at it.

2:08People who go out of their way to make you upset actually really care about how you feel. People are afraid to be alone in the dark because they're afraid of not being alone in the dark. Tetris is the simulator that helps us home our packing skills and adult life. If Edward Scissorhands was set in today's time, he would have fit in a lot better with all these stiletto nails. Those who believe in a flat earth don't tell us what it looks like on the underside. The Graham Cracker is the border between a cracker and a cookie. Whenever you cut a corner, you make two new corners. For how commonly red and blue are used to represent hot and cold, you never see purple to represent the middle.

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4:12There are many, many animals that lay eggs, and for some reason, chicken eggs are the only animal eggs that we typically eat. They don't let you smile and passport photos because they want you to look the same as if you were standing in line at customs for an hour. We are extremely privileged to hear the sounds of rain and thunderstorms and be soothed by it. New technology design has become so repetitive that older designs are becoming more aesthetically pleasing. I'm Montgomery Jones. And I'm Amalia DePray. Thank you so much for listening and we'll be back tomorrow with more mind-bending shower thoughts. Goodbye for now. If you liked the soothing background music in my calming voice, then check out my other podcast called Teravite, a daily guided meditation podcast. Embark on tranquil journeys through diverse natural landscapes, exploring the serenity and healing power of the natural world.

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