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2:00Birthdays are participation trophies for life. Some people believe if you punish an evil person a lot, other evil people will stop being evil. People idealize leaders that can compromise, but they only reward candidates that refuse to. Using a flashlight in a dark room can sometimes make it even scarier. When people reminisce about early episodes of The Simpsons, these memories include schools banning Simpsons shirts and parents banning kids from watching the show. Standing desks are seen as progressive, but so is giving cashier's chairs. Buying a fire extinguisher is something that you hope is a waste of money. Kim Jong-un is far more famous than she jinping despite being the leader of much less important

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5:08I'm Montgomery Jones. And I'm a mollia to pray. Thank you so much for listening and we'll be back tomorrow with more mind-bending shower thoughts. Goodbye for now. If you like the soothing background music in my calming voice, then check out my other podcast called Teravite, a daily guided meditation podcast. Embark on tranquil journeys through diverse natural landscapes, exploring the serenity and healing power of the natural world. Search for daily guided meditation and look for Teravite, or check the show notes page for the link. This podcast was produced by Classic Studios. Please see the show notes page for source credits. This episode is brought to you by Athletic Brewing Company. No matter how you do game day, on the couch, in the crowd, or manning the snack table, athletic brewing fits right in. With a full lineup of non-alcoholic beer styles, you can enjoy bold flavors all game-long. No hangovers, no buzz, no subbing out for water in the second half.

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