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0:00California's new legislation regarding age verification of operating systems could allow a child running a billion doses instances in virtual machines to bankrupt Microsoft in seconds, due to the fines they'd receive. Morgan Freeman would have great difficulty being enormous if he was Spider-Man. Just as we can never cross the same river twice, every time we say goodbye it's for the last time. It's weird that alcoholics anonymous starts with everyone introducing themselves. Thinking about eating a banana is way less pleasant than actually eating a banana. There are more chairs on earth than there are humans. Earth is planet of the chairs. Blue raspberry flavored things are everywhere but blue raspberries do not even exist.

1:08Countries that want people to have more kids sing to really like making everything involved in that decision really expensive. Now for a quick break, stay tuned for more shower thoughts. Dog the bounty hunter's job was basically to kidnap poor people to make himself rich. A car is as much a shield as it is an object for motion. The battery life on your phone at the end of a workday is often an indicator of how productive you were. The black sheep in the family are usually the ones who see through everyone's crap. You are technically viewing the dark side of the moon during an eclipse. Maybe the only difference between heaven and hell is the people in it.

2:10When you take out the trash, you're just putting your trash in a larger trash can. A space being cozy versus claustrophobic is often just a matter of perspective. Safety instructions are written in blood. I have never seen a tattoo artist with no tattoos. Now for a quick break, stay tuned for more shower thoughts. You can basically violate any culture's cuisine by putting ketchup on it. Even though darkness is considered scary, a lamp turning on by itself is more unnerving than a lamp turning off by itself. It took Ultron five minutes of looking at social media to realize that all of humanity needed to go.

3:12Radio waves transmit sound faster than the speed of sound itself. A lot of people think they're intelligent when they really just got lucky. Fans are more likely to survive lost in the woods because they carry a lighter. You can only adjust something once. After that, there's only readjusting. Mathematically, large people are by definition more attractive than small people. Some owner has meowing it. It is possible that, at some point in history, a bullet randomly hit an ant. I'm Montgomery Jones. And I'm Amalia DePray. Thank you so much for listening and we'll be back tomorrow with more mind-bending shower thoughts.

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