Common sense is appearantly not that common | + 27 more...

0:005 a.m. I'm up with a crisp Celsius energy drink running 12 miles today grab a green juice quick change and head to work meetings workshops one more Celsius no slowing down working late but obviously still meeting the girls for a little dancing Celsius live fit go grab a cold refreshing Celsius at your local retailer or locate now at Celsius dot com at what point does a fossil stop being controlled by necromancy and start being controlled by gmancy the only times I'm ever truly alone with my thoughts or when my phone dies people who had a strain of madness run in their family just had led poisoning common sense is apparently not that common we only have one birthday followed by anniversaries of our one

1:02birthday having slow wi-fi is a lot worse than having no wi-fi we really are lucky that the moon is light enough to reflect the sun's light at us during the night somehow Fred and George selling roofies at the joke shop is perfectly acceptable many people end up dying before a long wait to watch a sequel or album drop the death star was completely unnecessary it's way easier to just crash a spaceship into a planet really really fast we had the pocket watch and then invented the wrist watch then we moved back to smart pocket watches and then invented the smart wrist watch every song hits differently if you imagine

2:03it at the end credits of a movie for someone who can't see themselves in the mirror most vampires are extremely well-groomed roadwork signs are only put up when the road isn't working now for a quick break stay tuned for more shower thoughts people on the internet seem to laugh out loud a lot less nowadays electricity can do everything fire can do and more the only way to get through life is to become crazy the vast majority of pro athletes will play against the team they rooted for before they went pro now for a quick break stay tuned for more thoughts eczema is unpredictable but you can flare less with eggless a once-monthly treatment

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4:11be Irish technically it's impossible to skip breakfast unless you eat nothing all day there are hours long videos designed to help people get into a deep concentration and flow of study or work that are interrupted every five minutes by adverts the friends hardly laugh at Chandler's jokes without the laugh track he's just a jerk technically speaking we are made from our grandma it's considered rude to ask how much someone makes unless they're a youtuber humans and natural robots and engineers are surgeons for artificial humans you never see an ad for a pregnancy test where the characters in the ad are happy it was negative

5:13after going out with someone a lot the relationship becomes more and more deeded I'm Montgomery Jones and I'm Amalia DePray thank you so much for listening and we'll be back tomorrow with more mind-bending shower thoughts goodbye for now if you like the soothing background music in my calming voice then check out my other podcast called Teravite a daily guided meditation podcast embark on tranquil journeys through diverse natural landscapes exploring the serenity and healing power of the natural world search for daily guided meditation and look for Teravite or check the show notes page for the link this podcast was produced by classic studios please see the show notes page for source credits ride rentals here for mid mobile the message for everyone paying big wireless way too much please for the love everything goodness world stop with mint you can get premium wireless

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