UNCUT: So There's Her P***y

0:00The following program contains strong language and explicit content. Listener discretion is advised. Coming up on this edition of Dave and Chuck the Freak Uncut. What trouble did a Kentucky man get up to with his dick and a shovel? Oh no. We'll get into that. Was I fucking fooled by AI again? Oh, good. And what made Jason scream? Fuck me in the ass! Ha ha ha! It's all coming up on this edition. In of Dave and Chuck the Freak Uncut. Good morning, Dave. Wow, you're in a good mood today. It's summertime. But you hate the heat. You hate the sun. You hate happy people. Yeah, but it's freezer pop season. Oh, well then you're going to love Firework Freeze 5-Hour Energy. It's got bold, cherry lime and blue raspberry flavor with zero sugar. Now that's my kind of summer. Ignite your taste buds with Firework Freeze 5-Hour Energy. Available now at 5ourenergy.com or Amazon. Awesome. I'm setting my alarm to snooze until Labor Day. Now you still have to come to work tomorrow. No. Hmm. Dave and Chuck the Freak Uncut.

1:05Dave and Chuck the Freak Uncut. Thanks for joining us for this edition of Dave and Chuck the Freak. And we're going to talk completely uncensored without limits. There's no boundaries here, bitches. Oh, yeah? Yes. You want to make a bet? Fuck a goat's ass. There's a lot of fucks. Oh my God. Fuck a goat's ass. That's like the chicken. Wow. Just want to make sure you know. There's no one coming. Don't do it. Don't do it. Don't do it. It's for Dave. He can't really say right now. Oh, well, there's a thing. Are you sure? No limits? Let's test it. There's a couple of limits. Fuckin' test it. Yeah. Human decent limits. Still no. They still exist. But otherwise, we're free to talk about whatever the fuck we want. And let's get to it. Pretty cool.

2:05White trash alert. A Kentucky man is behind bars after state troopers say he ran naked around a residential rental property threatening residents with his dick and a shovel. Danny Beach. Danny! I'm more afraid of the shovel, I think. I think. I don't know. He was arrested by Kentucky State Police this week on charges including public intoxication of a controlled substance disorderly conduct, indecine exposure, and threatening. Troopers responded to a home on Corinth Cemetery Road. Sounds horrible. That's bad, huh? Danny Beach was outside making threats. Shaken as genitalia, attempted to break her windows with a shovel. Oh man. When troopers arrived, they located him inside the home, still naked. He was screaming, yelling, and shouting death threats at people who were not there.

3:07Oh yeah. I would kill you, drop the flag! I would kill you! That's day's future. That's your future. Man, if I ever manifest as like, just some kind of visions to you, Jesus God help. Oh, that's bad. Put me down, just put me down. Yeah, I promise. They reported he appeared to be under the influence. Yeah. Yeah. The demons are real. They had found that he busted out one window of a home, pushed an air conditioning unit through another window. And I just don't want any neighbors close to me to be on meth and run in a rascal. I'm so nude with shells. I'm so nude with shells. I'm so nude with shells. I'm so nude with shells. I'm so nude with shells. That combo was scary. It is scary though. No, because I feel like, you know, he's got the upper hand on you, he's got a weapon, and a dick. Yeah. It's a picture of him. There is. Oh, Danny Beach. Danny Beach. There is his monster. Oh my God, Danny Beach. That is Danny Beach. Disgusting.

4:07Oh, God. Yeah, it sucks when you'd rather be hit with his dick than the shovel. I don't even know. I don't know. Please. Let me with that dick, Danny. Give me the shovel. Yeah, I always see this dick. Oh, he's a sure little guy. He is. He is. He stinks. Oh, yeah, he smells everything. Oh, you know he stinks. No, if he is. He is. Oh, god. He is to the smell for a while. Jesus. Yeah. You're gonna have cock face. You're gonna have cock face. Again, decency should still exist. Yeah. On the way to the detention center, he continued to yell and make sexual gestures with his genitalia. All sorts of charges. Public intoxication, disorderly conduct, menacing, and more. He was taken to the Whitley County detention center where he remains. That's good. That's good. At least most of these guys don't come. Like, oh, you'll be like a jack-a-lan. The perves that we talk about.

5:09Yeah. Some do. Like they get stopped. And then not, they're not. Well, they don't mention you think they put in the story he came. Oh, yeah. I think they would. Like if he like. Do you think that guy's healthy enough to do that fast on the fly? Maybe not. Look, it's very awesome. I think that's how the world ends. If one perve comes, he has to ride his head to his house. Oh, yeah, that's right. That one. He's so angry. Yeah. I can't go. That's the real story. The demons are like, you know, the finish. Yeah. I'm so close to that. Oh, no, John. I can't come. Put the shovel down. Ah, John. Ah, John. I'm taking for fucking over here. Get me more, Lou. Oh, my God. Louvers. Yeah. It's too, too. That's too much. I didn't got you real. I didn't got you real. Yeah. I can't. I can't. I can't. Jesus, that's a dry rub.

6:10Oh, wow. You need a dry rub. You need a dry rub. Oh, well. All right. Time for this one. Let me move on to that. Get rid of that one. Bitches dripping. Hot or not? Okay. Hot or not? For you, bitches. I don't think you saw this one, Jason, but I'm not sure. All right. I'll just lie. No, don't lie. That was just lie. Okay, Ryan can get in on this, too, if he hasn't seen it. 24-year-old Florida woman. I'm going to be a little bit more careful. I'm going to be a little bit more careful. 24-year-old Florida woman who crashed into someone's car, then punched the car's owner as if it was their fault. I don't know that one. Ryan, did you see it? No, I'm not. Okay. Okay. I'm going to give the details. Florida woman arrested. Police say she crashed into a parked car, then punched the car's owner as if they were responsible. 24-year-old Elizabeth Boucher. By me, Boucher faces several charges, including DUI and battery. She's drunk. She caused this car crash in Daytona Beach. It responded to calls about a crash.

7:12Dispatchers told them the driver who caused the crash was knocking on doors in the neighborhood. Before attempting to leave the scene, when officers got there, they found her standing at the side of the road. Still pretty wasted, difficulty standing. When they asked her her license, she provided a credit card. Okay. All right. When they asked her again for her ID, she said, Oh, I'm hot. And tried to get into the car for air conditioning. Oh. Oh, okay. Overheating, huh? Mm-hmm. Overheating. She told them she asked them why they had pulled her over. They informed her they had not pulled her over. She was in a crash. Which appeared to surprise her quite a bit. Sure. She asked them all to then leave. Yep. She told police a witness did that she saw this lady get out of her Ford Bronco, try and get back in.

8:14She struck the woman on the side of the face, the woman that she rammed with her Bronco, as if it was her fault. Okay. I'm going to attempt to hit her again, but was shoved down by the woman. She was charged with DUI with property damage resisting an officer without violence, battery, and possession of a scheduled two substance. Or at least from jail, scheduled to be back next month. The big question is, is she hot or not? What do you think? Can I ask a question? Oh. What's the substance? Did I miss it? The scheduled two substance. They didn't identify. They just said, possession of a scheduled two substance. I don't like to know that. Yeah. I'm going to have to do this off mathematics. Math, the math is mathing. Okay. 24-year-old from Florida. To me, you've got a chance to be a nine. Okay? So that's where we'll start. Hot chicks punch people. That's a plus one to me. That's a plus one all the way to ten. Oh, and then Daytona Beach.

9:15In the off season. That's a minus one. So back to nine. Wasted minus one. Credit card as the ID minus two. That's where we at. Now eight. We're at six. No. Yes. We started nine. What's the exact same thing? Doing your math. We're at six. We went to nine. We were at one. Okay. 24-year-old female at nine. Hot chick punch plus one. That's a ten. Dates. Daytona minus one is a nine. Minus one for the... Wasted. Wasted is an eight. Then minus two for the credit card. No, minus one. Minus one. So seven. Yeah, we're at seven. Then you said overheated. That's a minus three. That's a minus three. But the Bronco, I gave a plus one. Jesus. So I can't keep up anymore. I'm a little. So you're at five. I'm at five. Okay, he's at a five. Jason, you asked to play. I don't want to play this game. I know. Okay, fine. I want to say she's a three. But I'm going to give her a plus one because I think she's bigger. And I think big bitches can be sexy. Oh, you're going for it.

10:15I'm going for... She's punching. She's an overheated thing. I think they tore the beaches. Isn't there NASCAR and stuff? I think she's like a... Oh, wow. Oh, wow. Trashy NASCAR. Big headed up. Very nice. Might even have a Jeff Gordon cap on her mug shot. Brian. Wow. Jeff Gordon cap. I'm going to go high. I'm going to go... I think she's a nine. This is all just real drunk, hot girl behavior. Oh, well, yeah. I mean, I could see it. The winner is... Yes. After I recap. So Jason gave her a four. He thinks big bitches can be sexy. I think she's a trashy NASCAR chick. Chuck. Well, you heard the math. He ended up with a five. Brian thinks she's drunk girls can be hot. She's a nine. The winner is... Ryan. What? What? Did everything point it? Oh, my God. Oh. Are you kidding me? Holy fuck. Everything she did was just smoke and hot chick.

11:15Look at this bitch on the Harley with a thong bathing suit. Yeah. What the fuck? Yeah, that's what they do. That bass is out. Oh. Yeah. Ryan's first time playing anyone. He nailed it. If he Googled it, I will kill that fucker. I didn't Google shit. I'm just good at this stuff. That's her mug shot. I'd take that right there. Still attractive. You made a butt bass that drunk. That's a hot mess, right? That's amazing. That's how... If you look like that on your worst night. Yeah. On your worst day, you still look pretty good at Jason. It has turned to high in the fad. Oh, come on. Yeah. You see that, Harley shot. Uh-huh. You gotta do something nice. Uh-huh. If you want to look around yourself, Elizabeth Boucher, Daytona Beach, so drunk driver. She did hit. I'm trying to hit this person here. Okay, so we have the rockers. Yeah. How fucking hot does she look in that rocker going up? Yeah. With doors off and getting me the plus... I had the plus one.

12:17Could be one of the hottest ever in a hot or not. I will say. I mean, the still those UK basic models that we're doing the... You know, prison shit. They're still the hottest, but this is pretty good. No, she's pretty damn amazing. All right, speaking of hot chicks, we'll move on to another trip in bitch here and only fan star. She's been sentenced to a year in prison... For what? ...because she didn't pay taxes on all that only fans. Look, dad, we've got some time. Don't you know what I'm to pay every single year, right? She hasn't paid since 2019. That's the problem, Dave. That's the problem. Kylie Perez, 31-year-old from Tampa known to thirsty fans as Natalie Monroe, earned more than 5.4 million from only fans in four years. 5.4 million. How do you not do this?

13:17I don't understand it. Are you thinking of it now again? If I just wish I was a hot chick, I just really do, because I'd be like, you know what? Put them out. I'm putting them out. You don't think guys want to see your hairy butthole? Some do, but not enough to make a million. Not a million. She filed a bogus tax return in 2019, refused to pay at least one and a half million in taxes she owed then from 2020 to 2023. She pled guilty in May. She's just been sentenced following an internal investigation by the IRS. It's that hair thing. I mean, that's a good, I like that thing. I don't know. Maybe Ryan. Ryan can do like these little fake up here. That's fine. Yeah, it's the front. The front, the round hair things. Uh-huh. Pretty good. Yeah, I'd say hi to Kylie. Uh-oh, we got a thong. What's happening? Just say what's happening. You see your pussy? Oh my god. Holy fuck. Geez, this is just like the purr-puck hat. I know. I know. It's so cute. It's so cute. It's so cute. I got more non-purr- stuff coming, Lisa.

14:17You got a... I cracked a diversify. You have something coming that is the most disturbing thing I've ever seen. Yeah, so... Well, if you bring up the only fans model, then I got to find her stuff. Yeah. Right? There's her pussy. Thank you. You're welcome. I'm Jason. Oh, that's your eyesight. I mean, I think that's the total podcast, too. Yeah. So there's her pussy. Oh, well. But yeah, so she's in big, big trouble now. She is heading to the slammer. This is your thing. This is your thing. You're not going to make a lot of money in prison. You know, I've got to keep recording a bunch in advance. You've made millions. So you have to know, like, the government's coming to get there. Yeah, really? So you just... You pay it. And then you stay out of jail and you continue to make millions. In addition to a year behind bars, she has also been sentenced to a year of supervised release when she's out. Do they need anyone to supervise? We can work shifts. I'll do a cloping no problem.

15:17Cloping, closing open. Mm-hmm, cloping. He's got no problem. Closing like down. He'll open the next day. He'll knock him playing. Think I'm here. Yeah. Still got to pay your taxes when you do. Yeah. Even if you're just fingering your pussy online. You're still at a pay. Yep. The tax man wants that. Pussy money. Oh, man. He loves it and you put on a live show. He's like, what are we doing today? We fingering our pussy? She sucks you out, like, millions for the year. How much does she make in a year? She's out. No one and a half. Well, well, she earned 5.4 million. Over how many years? Between four years. Yeah. So... So... So... Yeah. I'm assuming, too, like, it probably started slow and then, like, ramped up. But once you start ramping up, I mean, like, that photo right there is going to get you follows. I bet even now, like, this is the best thing that could have happened for her. Oh, true. I mean, besides going to prison. Yeah, prison parts sucks. Unless someone's running her page and is putting up content.

16:17Hopefully she just fingered herself for, like, a month straight, right? That's all I would do. You're just feeling, like, 800 videos. Oh, I guarantee. Don't you... I feel like this is what they do. They go on a couple of vacations. Recordings. And they just record. Or there's like months, like months and months worth of content. Yeah. So probably could still be making money even more. It's like how, you know, a wheel of fortune does it. You know, they work hard for one weekend. We love it. Yeah. That's it. You work hard for one weekend. Good morning, Dave. Wow, you're in a good mood today. It's summertime. But you hate the heat. You hate the sun. You hate happy people. Yeah, but it's freezer pop season. Oh, well, then you're gonna love Firework Freeze 5-Hour Energy. It's got bold, cherry, lime, and blue raspberry flavor with zero sugar. Now that's my kind of summer. Ignite your taste buds with Firework Freeze 5-Hour Energy. Available now at 5ourenergy.com or Amazon. Awesome. I'm setting my alarm to snooze until Labor Day. Now you still have to come to work tomorrow. No. Things and Chuck the Freak.

17:19Unguide. Okay, here's a question for you. So you're out to eat. But you find something in your food. What's the worst thing you could find in your food? Yeah, worst thing. A dick. A cock? Yeah. Didn't someone find a dick one time? Like a human cock? I thought that sounds familiar. I had a little cock. I feel like someone found a human cock. Human penis found in food. Why am I thinking that? Suspected penis found in city restaurant food. Yeah. I remember us talking about that. Yeah, that's to me. The meat was actually a human penis. Yeah. Yeah. You follow Ghana news? I think we did because I probably did a Ghana voice to this. Like, gulp. Yeah. Probably sounds familiar. Chopping up my cock. Okay, the worst thing decides that.

18:21I mean, poop realistic. Like a turd. Yeah, like a... That'd be bad. Yeah. Shit's terrible. There's a lot of bad things. I mean, anybody part. Any... Like... To fluid. Ryan? What's that? He's still looking on only fans. Get off only fans. Worst thing you could find in your food at a restaurant. Worst thing? I wouldn't want to condom in there. Oh, yeah. That's a bad one. Especially if it's filled with food. Yeah. Yep. Used condom in there. Awful. No one gizzied me out. I mean, we get cockened gizz. I mean, we put in what's kind of covered. We covered it, right? Yeah. Mustard. Mustard. Okay. Mustard. Such a fucking weirdo. Mustard. I love mustard. I do too. We got the mustard. Mustard, man. To me, this is one of the worst just because there's a picture, I guess. Okay. Oh no. Is it toenail?

19:21A Hong Kong diner found a newborn rat in their restaurant. Oh, that's not old. Oh, man. Oh, my God. Look at this. It's filled with food. It's still moving. It's fucking no thing. Oh. Did they cook it sort of? How's Ryan Cam looking? Is he... Looks like a gummy bear came to life. He's doing okay. Horrible video shows a newborn rat swimming around a woman's lunch from her room. Found a woman's lunch from her restaurant in Hong Kong, which is now being investigated by local health authorities. The pink, hairless alien-like creature whose eyes were still not fully open could be seen wiggling into the alarm's and legs, seemingly struggling to breathe inside this takeout container from Wajura restaurant. The customer ordered the $5.40 beef rice noodle meal. But after you've found it. The rat writhing in her satay sauce immediately files a complaint with the local food and hygiene department. The shared video of the tainted meal online and quickly went viral as people were demanding

20:21answers as how something so gross could end up in a food container. I don't like that at all. Health department spokesperson said it promptly seized the food for testing. Are we sure it's not part of the meal? After reviewing the premises, they found hygiene conditions unsatisfactory and have shut it down. The restaurant's owner said he was shocked by the incident. Oh shit! But they're calling to come in further. Oh we ready. Fuck that out. Go put the fucking rat in there. My shit. Oh fuck. Oh, not me. We didn't do. And now that's your fucking mouse now you gotta raise it. Oh yeah. Cause I am trying to clean it off. I'm trying to say it. I'm trying to say it. You can't have a rat. I am. But you're not getting rid of that. It's a little baby. You know that's a baby rat. Baby. You can't keep a rat. You have to. I almost stopped a whole fucking metal detecting trip cause I found a little baby bird. And the boys were like, dude, you know nature man. You can't save them all.

21:23You know like we gotta just let. I want to save them. I'm telling you I couldn't concentrate on anything else. I kept like walking around and then making my way back there. I'm like looking at this little bird. I'm like it's gonna die. No, it's gonna die. I'm gonna chuck ass two cats in a bird now. I want to fish and I left the one is left. What else is in his house? I left the brook. Okay, good to hear. I can't look at this rat anymore. No, I don't. I like it. Okay, moon on a sports news and celebrity dirt next the uncut edition. I didn't put this in our regular show this week cause at first I thought it's not real as AI. Okay. It's real. Green Bay Packer's legend Clay Matthews. Have you seen the pictures of him? No. That's real. It's making real minutes. What are you talking about? Clay Matthews is serving up a serious double take these days because the former NFL star is unrecognizable with his dramatically different look. There's no way it's real. It's real. It's real. No.

22:23I saw it all over the place. It's like no fucking way. That's what I said. But then I did it a little more digging. Okay. He was spotted out grabbing coffee and groceries looking jacked in a matching dark green set, but it's his face. It's catching people's attention. What? What do you do? How do you get like that? That is real. That is real. You guys, that's how you likely remember him, right? From his NFL days playing for the Packers. He has done something. He has done something. It's real. It's real. It's real. It's real. Tremetic. Surgery. Why would he do that? Dramatic surgery. He's got the job. Quagmire. I know. I know. There's no. He's still rocking his trademark long hair pulled back into a bun, but his overall appearance looks incredibly different. I think it's real. He signed up for a movie. Like his calf doesn't make any sense. It does. It's like in the movie, the mask when the bad guy gets the mask.

23:25Yes. That's what it's like. It's 100%. You reminded me of something. You guys, it's real. There's like a hundred different. I don't know. It's real. It's real. It's real. It's real. She just looked it up. She's mad. You're saying it's real. I looked it up too. I know. There's no way. There's more claim at the use fake code on his surface. See what this face really looks like now. It was not like Yahoo Sports. It was everywhere. You can't show us those. You can't show us those. You can't go to gotcha, Dave.com anymore. You can't go to gotcha, Dave.com anymore. You can't go to gotcha, Dave.com. You can't go to gotcha, Dave.com. Oh wow. No. TNZ still has it on their site. Well, they saw it. They just want to fucking get you to click. They can't trust them. You know, we've made a whole bunch of people click now. Fuck. I mean, somewhere in there, they have to say that it's not real. Right? I don't know. It just says, looks on, you know, it's just some, it's just AI.

24:26Look at those cat eyes. That's the thing that makes no sense. But I thought you had like implants or something. No. It didn't make sense to me. I didn't believe it at first. I chose not to write it. Oh, shit. Well, this is the place for it. You found the place. Yes, I guess. You can call bullshit on it all. And, you know, I'm a cop. Man, I don't know if there's a reaction video of him watching it or so. Oh, shit. I'm thinking of a new channel. I thought he was. You know, like that body dysmorphia stuff where they lose their mind and get all that. I thought, okay, that's obviously what's happening. Well, we see people with all these reputable sites that's got to be real. Right. We see people who get plastic surgery and they start to get all fucked up in the head. And then they do this kind of shit to themselves. There's that one plastic surgery twins or whatever they are. They're all fucked up. You need to put a TMZ on your non-trusted site. Well, okay. I will say, listen, as much as I think they're hacks, they predict deaths, they get it right more than anyone else.

25:29Oh, yeah, no, they're always nervous with celebrity deaths. Yeah, I know that. So I tend to trust them. But it's just like, what the fuck? Who did, like, who hates Clay Matthews there? That's the question. Cause I don't know. Or why you don't joke. I don't know. David Chuck the freak. Unguide. Now onto Jason's favorite, Cardi B. She is talking about how she gets into a new relationship and how she starves herself for the first three months of a new relationship. So what she says is she starves herself for the first three months of every relationship because she refuses to use the bathroom or fart around her man. She said, and I quote, If you've got to take a shit, you drive down to Dunkin' Donuts and take a shit there. Yeah, it's smart though. Ain't no shitting, ain't no farting. That's why I eat just salmon and bread so I don't shit her fart around a new guy. Oh my, I'm not even salmon. I'm telling you this right now, I'm not going to eat salmon. I don't even know what salmon would do to my body.

26:31It would be okay, Joe. I like salmon. It would be okay. You think salmon would be fine? I feel like I'd shit for a week now. You know what little seniors is doing to your body. Try salmon would be actually good for your body. I don't think so. I can make you a good salmon. If he tries your salmon, he won't try. The world is not trying. Try that. I'm not going to eat salmon. I'm not fucking eating salmon. That's okay. So, Cardi B's advice about getting into a new relationship. Yeah, that's nice. Thank you, Dave, for that. Does she get into new relationships a lot? Is she in a new one now? I thought she was with someone. Yeah, who she with. Not sure. I thought you were just like twerking or something. I mean, her ass is out of control right now. It is. Oh my god. It's insane. Her ass is so big. I can't handle it. Yeah, no, it's nuts. There was one of her like on stage. Yeah, it's crazy. I saw that too. Again, I thought that was fake too, but it was real. Oh, maybe it was. Yeah. No, it was real. Okay. Listen, if you're in Detroit and you call 911, please hold.

27:35Please hold because there's a lot of shit going on. Detroit 911. What is emergency? Yeah! Do this guy's got to go in my head. He's trying to kill me right now. I need the police. What are you at? I'm right downtown. I'm right downtown. I'm probably going now. I don't know. I'll see you next time. No, campus emergency. Don't even tell me. She's about two hours. What? No, you're right. No, no. Oh, you did. All right. Are you dead? Hello? Okay, cancel that one. He's already dead. Fuck it. Fuck it. Fuck it. He did. Fuck it. He did. Only times today say that. Yeah. Fuck it. Fuck it. He did. Oh, motherfucker wants to be saved. Fuck it. He did. A guy woke up discovered a nude woman in his hotel room in downtown Detroit and called 911. This was six hours later.

28:35Oh. Take a listen. Oh, yeah. No, I've got it up. I don't know why we're not here. What the? What the? What the motherfucker? I was just listening to him. Take a look. Go again. Here I go again. So the three eight out of their status. Three eight out of three eight out of me to the check this 3504. What was three five zero four? What were at the AC hotel? It's going to be four and exposing room one. This call has almost six hours on it. You're called a state of Eddie woke up and found the new female in his room. I tried to call back and I didn't get a answer. Right here to three eight out of your size. As he did? What the fuck? Six hours. Six hours. This call is six hours old. He was just following up. Hi, 911. There's a naked lady here in my room. I have a little concern. And I'd like to just report it. But listen. Can you give me about six hours? I mean, don't.

29:35I don't want you to rush. I want to see sort of. I want to sort of see how this plays out. I'm enjoying this pretty nice hotel room. Stuff like this. She's not violent yet. If I call back, I'm going to need someone to really hurry and try to save me. Okay. Okay. Thank you. What is it? Hooker gone wrong. Like what? Did he wake up to a hooker that he didn't know? Oh man, imagine that. That you actually picked somebody up. You were so fucked up that you don't remember. And there's a naked lady. Then he calls 911, but then he sits on the queue for six hours. Call what if I had a girlfriend or something? Then it's eyeball. I'm like, naked woman is in here. She'd be like, I know you. I was with you last night. What happened? Yeah, we'll never know. We'll never know. We'll never know. We'll never know. When they called back, there was no answer in the room. I feel like that's good.

30:35Maybe got her out. Maybe or he's dead. It's one of two things. One of two things. Yeah. The new woman killed her. He's ever taken out his life. All right. Time now for an uncut version of Ask Davin Chuck the Freak. You can always reach us. email at davinchuckthafrieak.com. That's how you do it. Email at davinchuckthafrieak.com. This person said, guys, desperately need your help in the bedroom. Oh, I can't help you there. I've been with this guy for about a year. We're actually getting super serious and we're thinking about next steps. But he's doing something in the bedroom that's turning me off. I love hearing this. Lately, as we've been getting hot and heavy, he starts screaming out. No. What? Fuck me, babe. Fuck me harder. Fuck me so hard. Moning loudly. I hate that. And odd stuff like that. Can't say that.

31:35Fuck me harder. He's got it backwards. Yeah, right. He just got it backwards. That's what she says. To me, it's a big turn off. It's like he wants someone to bang him the way he's talking. It's so bad sometimes I can't finish and I have to fake it. What is he thinking about? Yeah. Don't give away messing with Logan. Fucking hard in the asshole. Fuck me. And call yourself Ron. Ron's got his eyes shut for sure. Oh no. She says I've asked him nicely to maybe calm down a little but he says he needs to be vocal to get off. What should I do, guys? I find it such a turn off, not manly at all. Honestly, if this doesn't stop, we could be in trouble. Please help. Oh no. Just stop it right in the middle. Fuck me, baby. Yes, shut the fuck up. Fuck me harder. Fuck me so hard. Fuck me, babe is also, I don't think you should say that.

32:38You'd have to tell him it's a turn off. I'm not. This isn't doing anything to me. She said she did. You just pushed someone on. He doesn't care. He's a selfish lover. He says he has to do that to finish. Push someone on. You can yell about a whole bunch of different shit. You can come up with a whole bunch of stuff to yell about. You know? If you were already told him and he doesn't care, that's bad. I got some help for this guy. It's her. We're trying to help her. Well, I know but I don't say anything so I don't know what I'm saying. You are the quiet man. Well, because if he tried, if he tried, this might come out. Fuck me, babe. Fuck me. No. Fuck me in the ass. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Hey. Oh my god. That's an ass out there. I can say that. I'm fucking new in the ass. No, I mean that's the other way. Wait, hold on. I love her. I love fucking pussy. Fuck my pussy. Oh my god. Oh god. Fuck. Fuck.

33:38Fuck my pussy. Oh my god. Oh god. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck my pussy. Fuck my my pussy. Oh man. Oh god. Fuck. That's gross. Yes, but that's the thing. So. It's not working. Don't you just push a guy off? If like, he has a respect to her. He has not, he's been told. He keeps doing, it's all about him. You almost like if someone starts that shit, he fucking push him off. He wants to be with a man. So. Oh god. Sorry to break it to you. Oh my god. That is so crazy. I don't know. I don't know what he's into. I don't know. If you're okay with him saying stuff, just give him suggestions of what he thinks of. He's okay with it though. No, she's not. It's a big turn off. She can't finish. Just shut up. Doesn't matter what he says. No, no, when he says this. Right. So if he was like, maybe she'd be into, you know, you saying some stuff about her. But you know, I'm fucking you. Yeah. You got a great person. So wet. Stuff like that. Yeah. It's pretty good. Up to top of your head.

34:39You did pretty good. Stick to the quiet place. You don't like it. You're quiet lover. Yeah. Yeah. You're like real wet. Yeah. Nope. She needs a quiet lover though. I mean, but he needs to get, he says he needs to be vocal to get up. They're not a sexual man. Okay, but if he just screamed out other stuff like fuck yeah, fuck. Yeah, that would help. Or just makes it, gunner roll noises. Duck tape his mouth and maybe he'll get off that way. The cable bills do. I think it'll be stuck open. The baby's crying. You want to go for breakfast? Stuff like that. No, this is bad. Like Lisa said, bad match. It does, I mean, but they've been together a year and they're getting super serious and things are great. Exactly. He wants to scream out, fuck me, babe. Fuck me harder. There's so many people waste so much more time than just a year. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

35:39Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. We need to do those recipe based on what you said. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Now you know, you're gonna get to today and find a way that is both different ages looking after your owner. Yeah. Oh, I remember coming back to you and saying a few days back. Wait, two days, three days. If she says it bluntly, I think he'll change. If he doesn't then you know, okay, you got your answer. Can you recover though as a guy, male ego with your lady saying, I think you're gay and bad. We can't say that. But basically aren't you saying that if you're like, I feel like that's not manly. Don't say the male, just say it. It's a turn off. I am not getting anywhere with this. Yes. This is doing nothing for me. Even say to the guy,

36:39it makes me fake it. Whoa. Like if I heard that, I think that's too much. Don't say fake it. Don't say your gay. Don't say it's making me fake it. Just say like, I think just, you can't say fuck me harder. Fuck me so hard. It's not, it puts me in a wrong mental space. I feel like if I'm screaming fuck me harder and stuff and then you start mowing like you just came, I'm like, I did my fucking job. I'm doing my fucking job. You got to stop. You can't fake you for a guy when they're doing something terrible. No, you should never fake it. It's like a bad, they get their wires all crossed. You just let them know that it's gonna work out that damn. Yeah. Yeah. All right. Unfortunately, he'll probably keep on going and keep on. But that's our advice for you. Yeah, it is. You can tell him, he's got to eliminate those words from your sex sessions and see if it gets better. Yes. And if not, there's other guys out there. Yeah. I'm from both of you. Yeah. Just be ready.

37:39Yeah, exactly. I apologize for everything you heard today. Uncut podcasts. Yep. All of the things that were blurred it out. Yeah, so many. Yes. We do have to take care of coming things. Jason's gonna sit in the corner for a day. A lot of apologize for anything. Fuck my ass. Oh my God. There you go. And now I'll do it for this edition of Damon Chump, The Freak Uncut. Stay safe and we'll talk to you next time. I think everyone should say penis so we can take away the negative power of the word. Yeah, so everybody? Penas. Penas. Penas. Penas. Penas. Penas. Penas. Penas. Penas. Penas. Penas. Thank you for listening to Dave and Chuck The Freak.