The Baby Snooks Show - New Car

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1:57Roadspear, are you all right? Obama! Obama! Are you still alive? Yes, but my buries live in a tragic accident. Why? Because nobody goes off and leaves a baby in a tub full of water. I did. I know you did and don't let it happen again. A very idea. A very idea. Stop that. Come on, little fella. Daddy, I'll dry you. I'll dry you. Is he a boy, Daddy? Why, of course, he's a boy. fetch me a towel, please. Why? So I can dry him before he catches a cold. Why aren't you home in front of the electric fan? I never mind those diabolical ideas of yours. Get a towel quick. A boy towel or a girl towel? Any towel? And hurry, I'm getting wet all over. He's a towel, Daddy. Shall I hit him with it? Give it to me.

2:58Will have you a dry energy of your little man? A butt dump dump. When he laughs, he looks like you, Daddy. Hey, he does, it does, isn't he? Yeah. He's a little old. That's old. He'll hand me the baby towel. Let me shake it on him, Daddy. Oh, all right, but go easy. Oh, no. You're putting it all over his face. That's Wallace, I'm Daddy. No, it'll poison him. Would it poison him if he had a paper soap? By, of course, it would. Well, it didn't. Do you mean to tell me the child ate some soap? When did that happen? When I was quietly pushing it in his mouth. No! How long is porn, Daddy? Well, I certainly hope so.

3:59Now, let me get a little ruby to bed. I'm expecting a man here soon. With a new car? Yes. I hope I can get him to allow me $100 on my old one. Why? Because no other deal, it will allow me more than $75. Oh, and that reminds me. What's that baloney you were handing Mr. Powell about me being rich? Excess baloney, Daddy. Yeah, I know it is. But why on earth do you go to such trouble to make up those fantastic stories? There's no trouble. I told you, time and again, every American child should try to emulate the great George Washington. Call me. Oh, don't tell me you've never heard of George Washington. Why? Don't you learn anything of that broken-down school of yours? Ain't it awful? Horrible. Oh, so you must have heard of him. Who was our first president? Compton? No, it was Washington. George Washington, that's the first thing you learn,

5:00the names of our presidents. The first president was Washington. The second was Adams. The third president was, yeah. You'll need to tell me you've never heard of Washington. Who was the trade president, Daddy? I think it was tapped, but it doesn't matter. Now let me put Roe Spear in bed, and then you can go to sleep. I want you to feed a new car. Why rather not have you around? I have to make a deal with the salesman on our old car. That might take a bit of finagling. Nothing. All right, Roe Spear. Why don't you? I don't know what else. Good night, baby. And now? I'll say good night to your little brother, Snooks. The night most now. All right. Get into your pajamas. What's the measurement, Daddy? Oh, it's a musical term for sharp practice. Just forget about it. The man here, Daddy, I'll add a minute. Wait, I'll go.

6:03Good evening, Mr. Higgins. I brought the new car. I want to see it. No, all right. Come on, but leave the door open. Roe Spear might wake up. Here's the car. You see, Higginship. I like it. Oh, fair looking, sir. Of course you understand that it depends on how much you allow me for my car. Naturally? Well, I think I should tell you I had the car down to another deal yesterday, and he offered me 600 on the trade. Oh, Daddy. Well, I'm confident that we can match anybody's all up. Hi, I believe we'd even make an allowance of $50 for that dilapidated old rattle crap of a car. Which car? Right there, in front of the new one. That's our car, Mr. Higgins. I think you pardon? Yes, sir. That dilapidated old rattle crap of a car does happen to be my off-mobile. Well, that's a nice one, Daddy. Are you kidding me? Go in the house. No, I want to ride in the new car. There's not going to be any new car.

7:03I just see this man doesn't want to make a deal. Oh, not just a minute, Mr. Higgins. I'm sure we can get together. Of course, I haven't tried your old car. And if you can take my word for it, it runs as smooth as it is. Doesn't it, sir? Yeah, my mother can make more noise. Never mind. Well, I'd like to drive around the block and get an idea of what a pity. I just remember that I gave my wife the keys to the car. She won't be back for a week. Oh, Daddy. What's the matter with you? Mommy's playing with me, Mr. Pano. And she said she'd be home. That's what she told you. I happen to know she won't be home for a week. You hear me? A week? I'll be your dad. That's fine. So does George Washington. Uh, Mr. Higgins, we don't usually set a trade in price without testing the car. But in as much as there isn't a great deal of money and fall. Oh, what do you mean? I want $600 for this car. Haha. He's just joking, eh? I certainly not. Well, oh, I'll give you the $75, and at that, I'm stretching it.

8:06Daddy, I think I'll hear you out for you, Alan. Oh, he is? Yeah. I'll be right back. Yeah. Um, wouldn't you like to have this nice new car, young lady? Uh-huh. But the man from the factory is going to be awful mad if you get the old one. What factory? The factory that made the car. What does he want with it? Well, I heard him tell Mommy he wants to buy it, because it's got a million miles on it. A million miles? Uh-huh. And he wants to put it in the store with all the new cars. I see. Sort of an advertising stunt. Yeah. Uh, how much did he offer for it? Do you know? $200. And what did your mother say? He asked for $2000. So the man laughed and went away, eh? Uh-huh. And then he came back later and offered a $1500. What? He said he would talk to Daddy. But he ain't seen him yet.

9:07Uh-uh, you mean your Daddy doesn't know about this offer? No, but I'm going to call him. Just a minute, my dear. Look. I like to play a scoff of a joke on your dad, you know? And if you don't say anything, I'll give you this dollar. All right, I won't say anything. He put it away. Because no, he's not asleep. Uh-huh. Mr. Higgins, I've been thinking. I know you want this new car pretty badly, so I've decided to offer you $200. For your old one. Well, that's more like it. It's Goharmonmore and $1500, Daddy. Oh, of course. I might press it a bit and make it $250. Press your old one, Mr. Higgins. Are you just out of this now? Oh, leave it to a childless poilery. Oh, sure. Oh, sure. I was $250. He needs to be more in line, but if he's... Look, I'll give you $300. Not a cent more. Is it a deal? Here. Sign these papers. Uh-huh. Just remember, I have to get back to the showroom.

10:07Very important to point car right here, Arthur. I'm thank you. Thank you. You can use the car right now, and I'll have your old car picked up tonight. That's fine. Goodbye, old man. Goodbye, Mr. Higgins. Goodbye, little lady. Goodbye. Well, let's go in, Snooks. Oh, yes, your old dad knows how to make a deal, eh? See the way I made him push his prize up? You're wonderful, Daddy. Oh, pretty smart operator. Yes, sir. Well, sir? How'd you like to take a ride to the studio? All right. I've got to collect a little bit. Yeah, go ahead. Well, let's go. Daddy. Yes? I think I know what to make of this. Well, don't have it, try it. Come on. Come on. President Barack Obama. Virginia, we are counting on you. Republicans want to steal enough seats in Congress to raid the next election

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