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Clint, Meg, and Dan kick off Thursday with Clint’s attempted snack-and-beer cutback, only to be derailed by Cadbury blocks and a Kiwi snack “More or Less” game. They chat Scandal updates (Spice Girls tease and Sydney Sweeney’s ad), take calls including Susie’s painful stair fall, and run Easy Money with chaotic attempts on letters F and T. Meg shares a wild post-surgery moment where she wanted to prank her worried husband, nails a mispronounced-words challenge (except “bourgeois”), and reads a brutal Korean dermatology email offering “fat reduction” and Botox. Dan discusses his viral TikToks, a Warriors jinx “Worriers” bunker idea, and Apple’s pricey new foldable iPhone.

01:37 Gym Reality Check Diet Talk

04:55 First Call 

08:24 Scandal 

11:09 More or Less

14:59 Meg Birth Surgery Prank Confession

22:59 Easy Money

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35:16 Pronunciation Challenge

44:52 Dan The Role Model

49:49 Easy Money 

51:40 Warriors Jinx Bunker

01:00:40 Flats Idol Finalist

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This is a podcast from Rover Morning how exciting that it's already nearly Friday must be I've been thinking about you Clint Yeah, you haven't complained about yeah in that way you haven't complained about jet lag at all Is it because you know you can't because you got a free trip to Hawaii? Yes, yeah, it is that it is I was driving outside Clint isn't complain once he's been like really perky And I was like I know why and if he did oh, we would not let that go Absolutely not We go home like Monday night and they wanted to choose day morning off school Yeah, and I said to my wife because I knew it was gonna be I said no you tell them dad got up this morning I've four a.m. And went to work. There's no way if we're in Hawaii still they would be fine Yeah, right They've already had three days out of school. Yeah for holiday and during school and to be fair You got up and came to your cushy job. We sit down and talk ship for three hours. How did he join Tuesday? Was he good?

It was okay. Yeah, he started to show his wife We wouldn't put it submit it to the radio was just like a bad hangover day I've been watching in coffee catch up. I need to talk about my new Life style change More holidays hopefully not drink as it was wow It's drinking that's a song. Oh, maybe it's less holidays more work. Oh my dad then I think my next one's like seven weeks Remember Africa yeah I mentioned to you guys briefly. I'm not sure what was on or off here While I was away on vacation. I had my shoot off a bit just wandering around and My wife had taken a few videos me and the kids and I've seen a couple and I was like is that what I that's yeah It's not what I look like normally isn't she goes. Yeah, and I was like It's been the biggest rock up because how I feel you look when you're at the gym Especially when you got a bit of a pump on or when you look in like a bathroom mirror and you got downward lighting

It's very different to how I saw myself in broad daylight. It's amazing that your bad is my goal That's like Oh, mate, I've given up. Yeah, I think I've finally hit that space rock on this is the best I'll ever look now And it's all downhill from here. You started the gym you're swimming in that now Yeah, but I'm just trying to maintain my current flabbyness Yeah, I try not to die Yeah, I think if I don't do it, I'll just constantly get more and more flabby. Yeah Well, my wife's the problem is the reason why I don't Despite maybe go to the gym three four five days a week why I don't see the gains that I think I deserve is because I'm always just like little snacking I don't know bag potato chips. I like my beers. Yeah So she's like if you stopped that you'd have some real gains and you'd stop wasting your time in the gym So it's okay. So for the last is anyone else like this? It's been two days. I have no 48 hours any packets of chips I've been at any beers in fact I was hungry yesterday. So I had two carrots. I Feel

Is somebody who is a diet expert for the past 30 years of my life? Let me tell you as a friend you cannot just eat just swap out a bag of chips for two carrots Because you know what's gonna happen you're gonna go the sucks and then you're gonna go and bitch So what we're gonna do is not do that is like you can have a carrot, but just have a half a bag of chips Yeah, okay because what I'm worried about is that I don't have abs yet It's been two days. I've been put like honestly like so good Oh, they end the weekends coming and I can't I've got some chemist we house PR of in Half the work and I know it's gonna be free food and drink and I'm scared and enjoy yourself The thing is of carrots with a fast track to abs that'd be sold out everywhere You see that carrot doesn't mean you get an ab what if I put it in a hummus? That's more calories Like people don't say to me. I'll add a salad on to my burger to make it healthy It's like you actually just met any more. Yeah, so how long does it take? I just don't know because if I keep doing what I'm doing like I thought I mean producer Brady You mean you've been chatting he's been working on his abs in the gym for how long now?

Just like a wik a yeah, oh my god, I'm not enough and they're still not there Yeah, I will not allow this show to also add into the diet culture Clinton your beautiful as you are as you are Brady Yeah, Frank can work on themselves, but we're not doing diet and carrot chat We got since some new cabries blocks to try. Do you does anyone want some? Yes, yeah, I can bring them Hopefully I get an answer Maybe the app shop tomorrow maybe takes three day I'm gonna need to cause it with my pie today. Hopefully that'll do something Listen to your favorite breakfast show whenever you like Clint Megan Dan First call of the day First call of the day this morning is Suzy morning Suzy Morning guys, how are you? Morning Suzy now? I would say you're Part of if not the leader of the 6 a.m. Club. You're always up early always

I'm a little bit angry you're hearing you say that yeah, it would to be honest that maybe they're both the leaders jointly Along with Sanjay as well You did that okay, we've got a lot of listeners, but how are you Suzy? I'm sore Um, okay, so I took a hit of demonstrate as I was climbing up the stairs to my bedroom and I was on the 12th step up and I Cell backwards so why were you climbing up your stairs like you? I I And then yeah, I just fell backwards must have been to my the doctor said it was something I'd appreciate it At the same time yeah My son and my dad had to help me back up. Oh, yeah now Suzy are you of the age of the ilk where when you fall over It's called a fall. Oh, yeah, you know, we were calling go guys I Don't think that Suzy's had a four-age

Yeah, you'd say that though because you're only four years away from it No, no, I think you have to be at least just 60s such a scary moment when you realize you're falling down stairs I still don't let those few seconds. You're like oh my god am I going to survive? I still think is my mom's 69 Of course she is she's been 69 for about seven years How much should be 69 for down And if I got a phone calls a Mums had a fall I'd be like well and yeah, so I think it's a 70 plus. Yeah, I think but there's different ages like some people are young 70 some people are young 80 Yeah, yeah, hey Suzy we do a show four hours a day five days a week so it's 20 hours of possible listening How many hours do you think you listen to our show week on average? I would say probably about 18 18 I think of the two hours that you missed out maybe more at least focus on our show and more focus on putting your legs in front of each other You know Wow, that's incredible. Do you? None of us that have mortgages if everyone listen like so

Yeah, imagine I think you're pretty close to mortgage free I bought early. Yeah, there's a much harder than you see I was joking anyway So there we go. Oh, thanks for calling Lucy as Suzy sorry Oh No, I don't even know a Lucy Actually You know what Suzy's just gone from listening 18 hours a week's 18 minutes good on your dad. Yeah, I think you needed to listen slightly Hey, thanks. Is everybody I need you guys at my life. Oh So do we so stop falling over? Yeah, don't have any more falls Paul also annoyed that he wasn't up for captain Yeah, Richie is well Richie just reported. Oh, yeah, nice and richie and he missed out on selection and Dan's eyes Do we miss out on anyone please text through? It's five people yeah, if you would have liked to have been thought of when Dan decided to choose a captain of the 16-M club and you were Ruby Zara Yeah, and I feel like how captain's shaky at best she's falling down the stairs

So maybe we need someone as a backup More or less It's back after me gives us a bit of a scandal update who's featuring in scandals morning Sydney's sweening Oh, yeah, I've already seen the video producer Brady showed it to me and the spy schools Clinton Megan Dan's scandal This by scores have teased a release Coming out our time tomorrow they have said it looks like an ad in newspapers saying like do you like to dance? Do you like to like listen to good music then we need you and they said you will need a vinyl player or a CD player? I'd say they're re-releasing one of their albums on vinyl Has pulled A lot of bands and artists doing that now that were huge and like the 90s It never had vinyl because vinyl wasn't big back then and now they're re-releasing it re would like doing the album on vinyl Is it true to assume that it sounds better on vinyl? But the speakers a lot of the time that people have plugged into their vinyl player are so crap that it always sounds 100% like most people have like a crappy little Like player that they're brought off Timo and it actually sounds worse

But if you have a really good vinyl player at the music sounds better than it does on CD or anything streaming Sydney sweening has got a kid off for the new Novak campaign. It's like a sports prediction Performance you know they say that so it's like I think it's like a betting app, but but they say they need to be naked in Is they like bearing all there's a couple of really no sports? For balls of it So they wanted to show Just for it I think so she's saying it's there they are so just sports that she can't even wear clothes You know what the the reason why I don't think it works because producer Brady goes bro check this out As soon as I like got into work and he showed me it and I saw the ad I couldn't even tell you who it was for Because if it's meant to be aimed at guys and she's kind of nude and covering her like boobs with like footballs and stuff And she was sitting on the ring of the basketball hoop She's talking and doing things but honest to god don't reckon I reckon if you show that video Maybe we could try this to

Twenty guys in the office and then the end go what was she advertising? I don't know if one could tell you I don't even think I knew I she was holding footballs to be honest See I knew she was holding a couple of big sort of somethings right well. There's a little experiment We can do after the show. Well, we're going just in Auckland So we're gonna get a bounce back set up if you would like to see We're gonna do make what Sydney Brady. Yeah, we'll make it Sydney See if we're tricking people it was up with a wire with an eye. You can't spell it. You don't deserve to see it Send in multiple spellings one of them should have and maybe wait like two minutes for Brady to send out We'll get to more or less next Take the edge of your name with Clint Megan Dan Clint Megan Dan's more I haven't done this one. We will and he gives us two options We just have to guess if the first option is more or less than the sequence. Yeah, we're doing kiwi snack edition Good sir. You're on a diet. Clint. Yeah Which is more popular in New Zealand. Ready salted chips or solvenger? Oh

I would still go really salted wouldn't you? You think that would be an easy bit But it's just a flavorless chip I think sold the polarizing nature of salt and vinegar you either love them or like my wife like My wife loves them, but I hate them. You don't like son of a really they're too tangy. Oh, I love it If the skin starts coming off the roof of my mouth my tongue they've nailed it Oh, I would still guy. I think the people's chip are the really salted really salted is more popular. Okay. Go on Yeah, get in Daniel. Well done Daniel. Uh, we're just more popular tim tems or aren't it's fan-bait cookies? Oh tricky because fan-bait. There anytime I take a bag of fan-baits if we're like camping over Christmas Yeah, but you don't know about middle New Zealand Clint you know just your Sold to the earth battle us I reckon they still love a fan-bait But if I said to you give me three three biscuits. Yeah, Tim Tam's probably on the top three just top of mind because you're very well off And you're so it's a tim tem a well off. I don't know. I feel like it's quite successful if I'm having a tim tem

I think I'm thinking Tim dams at easy beer here, but there are more fan-bakes in the bags So maybe that's let's go with Clint on this one. I'm tim tem tim tam more Oh More than 7 million packets of tim tems in a year compared to 2.7 bags of fan-bakes. Okay, come on What is more popular sour cream and chives chips or barbecue chips? Sour cream sour cream drugs. Yeah. Okay, boys. We're looking good for this. This is one more. Yeah, Cadbury dairy milk or Cadbury picnic? Oh, you'd go dairy milk. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Come on. This is for the work. Okay, standing up Which is more popular now This is where we always lose we almost should go against what we think it is the tim tam. Oh, it's already had a word 7 million Or chicken crimpy shapes Shapes I think I read a fact about shapes recently that you see Ellen per capita eat more shapes than any other country in the world

Well, then surely we go with The chicken crimpy shapes for the way that are they the most popular shape? I would go that pizza shapes are the most popular Are you kidding me? You're the only reason that they put those shapes in the Venni machine because you eat a pack of day Absolutely not I'd say chicken crimpy are the most the least popular shape what I love them She's a bacon as the worst I think they discontinued it. I thought barbecue. I don't know barbecue chips I would still back okay Zara's Texan tim tems but Zara also Texan salt vinegar and she was wrong So let's go against Zara twice now and say I know the answer I'm sure crimpy is the more popular snack. I disagree but we're locking it in chicken crimpy for more popular You've done it I know this next 10 million boxes 10 million boxes So that means that every New Zealand has at least two boxes a year on average you over the few for me

I'm definitely ever more Recently I had shapes delivered to my house 40 boxes Yeah, but like they had a collab with the NRL and I've basically gone through all of them Literally I gave I think 20 away I don't give any to you. I guess the most popular flavor of shape. Oh let me find out as pizza It's not even place your pants megal tell us in three minutes get your Clint megan Danfax The edge time to get naughty at six 40 and we're on a podcast the other day with Jess Quinn gosh, she's an amazing woman She is model. She's an entrepreneur. She's got our business and she also Lost her one of her legs to cancer when she was an eight-year-old and a dancing with the stars Third she got third. I think oh Some of the best to finish on that I've got both my legs and I would go go out first. Yeah Literally I stuck she's amazing. She asked me to go on a podcast and there was something that came up that I thought I don't think I've talked to the boys about that where when it came to I don't need go through all the births with Miller

But I had a pretty scary birth and I got rushed into surgery you guys know that part That yeah very very scary for everybody involved very scary for my husband who had Toddler and a brand new baby and his wife was in surgery for hours and didn't hear anything. Yeah Um really frightening and the last time you saw me I was passed out with you know blood everywhere but The thing that is really terrible that I haven't I don't think emitted to you guys is that when I did come to when I woke up from the surgery Yeah, I'm alive. I'm sitting there. I am so chilled out on The anesthesia which kind of makes you a little loopy and a little like they stay for I think 24 to 72 hours Not allowed to a drive cars but but you know I let us sign anything after you've been Under surgery because any important documents because they say that your brain capacity is not where it should be And you know I'll have to sign any important documents like selling a house or signing over Divorce is there anything you can't legally do it once you're being out from surgery? I possibly on should have got you to sign your contract that day. Yes, so we're just gonna you were two thousand dollar pay rise

Make just sign here and you're like So I wake up from this and my wife is there and saw the nurses and I'm like brilliant I'm great and they're like awesome will let guy know and I go stop Don't do that and they go what they go no no no Let him sit and worry. Oh, that's not that's not in part of your brand. Oh my god So I can surprise him when I get rolled up and they go oh are you sure when I get rolled up like you know I brought back into the room. Oh I'm alive God you'd better not make it yeah To be fair was pretty bad done that Um and they go are you sure about that? No go yes. Oh god. He'll love it. I love it. I love it. What a great surprise. He thinks oh no She's dying or dead and I go boo Here I am with no warning and I think it's it's honest I think it's the most brilliant plan and idea and like a bit of a prank and they're like right Okay, and then

No I'm not taking the crazy ladies like I'm gonna be after she's been on the gas Let me do that. So then Long-haught I sit there for another wee while I'm like just and I'm said just He thinks I've did what I do that with radio ideas sometimes when you kind of like sleeping But you're kind of a little bit in little bit out and I go I need to write that down that such a good idea I'm gonna wake up we're never doing that I think maybe from the nurses Respective though like it's been a boring day when he's so despised it up Who wants to go get some streeters? And this is like I actually do want to see how he reacts so like I sit there for another 45 minutes to an hour in recovery like I'm there There's no I'm sitting there. I'm chilly. It's a long time. I'm just chilling out. I'm totally do I'm fine I'm still basically good I'm loopy as and then they finally find somebody because they have to get people to like okay We have to wheel you up and they have to find the right nurses. It's busy So they finally wheel me back up and like here's my moment I'm gonna get wheeled into the room and I'm gonna go hey sucker. I'm still I'm like still

You're crying Wrong with me haven't seen my baby yet. So it's like you know like basically. I still don't really know what it is And then they I'm going up to the room. I'm like here I go here I go And then they spin the bed around because they put you in head first So I don't even get to see his surprise I got to spin you around to get you in through the door What's he doing? I can't see him crying Is he crying? What's going on? Has anybody got the party poppers? Edge breakfast with Clint Megan Dan So mean I apologize this Yeah All right, we need you to be the jury for flat idle We got a bunch of flats around the country. Look at to win iron v tickets for the last time and guise Clint Megan Dan, Edge breakfast It's flat idle Five flats looking to win six tickets for their entire flat to iron v They're also going to get a combination sorted and a VIP vintage club upgrade the task was to write

A an original song and then create it produce it Perform in it which is actually easiest yet the darkness in it. Yeah, we've had three very different ways of doing it We've had one I think very AI or at least half of AI we've earned our strides Four days and this questionable night one that they did the kind of parody We have the two or two And we've won time for me it's so awesome and we won't play with today total Original with all instruments and singing themselves Friday night in Hamilton what are we gonna do? Seymour treats Seymour bars Seymour blinding you So what's left? What is there nothing else to do? Pack the van looks on the tail That was yesterday's Edition we have a brand new one that will debut at 8.30 this is the last one you just heard Everything's they're done everything themselves for the music like the trumpets the singing everything's real

What is which is well done and so you do turn around and say there's got to be more points for the effort that's gone in there, right? But then also I'm like yeah, but they all study music So it's easier for them than it is for the others, but sometimes life just Disters you up a competition that you are made for exactly Yeah, it's great a song and you're a flexible of musicians maybe it's yours to win and how shitty would it be if you entered a competition Like oh my god finally competition for me because this is my skill and they go yeah, but you're skilled so you're You're like what you're good I'm just my whole life for this moment. I did quite like the one where they're all singing over each other though I think they're my favorite of my heart Why they get the vibe that they struggle through it I had imagined there would have been a lot of stress There would have been someone going you singing over me But they did it anyway I reckon they listened to it back and they're like I think we're gonna have to do it again And they're like Jessica we're not doing it again You see we're just in one time Yeah, do you want to get R&B or not?

Yeah, I would have been a lot So they're the winner in my eyes I do love it. They apparently five done yeah, and then that had a great transition and yeah from five from dolly park Yeah, that was incredible and actually started like That screams of not being able to decide what's long to do I mean they we're with the topical thing because I think obviously dolly past passed away the week before Yeah, so I know what they're trying to do Then the first team had patty gower in their song So they all have bonuses but we still got two more songs will debu song number four Just before 8 30 and then Friday morning after we've heard all five then we can officially start the voting So it's fair so no one gets to have more time to accumulate votes than the other Let's get into easy money. You need a thousand bucks. What for let us know let us know what you need One K to spend it on I'd be spending it on fixing up my house for somebody else to enjoy When I move out. Yeah, come by my house. Do you want to buy a house and all couldn't?

Yeah, just come by me open homes and see what me ex houses like yeah, I think I'm gonna move my underwear all out All right yourself Clint time ready burger And dance Bang on 7 o'clock here we go a thousand bucks on the line the letter is if For funds hopefully we can get a thousand bucks into your bank account You just need to give us 10 answers and 30 seconds you can pass you just can't give us the same answer Twice I think whoever gets this is at the jack pot of letters because if is one of the easier ones Okay, well Ariana's sister played your member. What's her letter was? if No, no, no, no, I don't know what it was If Babe tea is eight okay, so good luck

Friends of your labor Like Okay, so you're like damn it's like you've been preparing and stretching for a wrong spot and you just found out we've She just said Okay, there's been a chaotic start Yeah, let's do this come on Do need to just calm ourselves, okay Yeah Give me something you'd buy at a supermarket first finger a country front a relative Uh Father an occupation Uh French dick maker drink Again a drink um for the drink a musical instrument Uh finger puppet something pop music Uh

Let's think it's I can't say the same thing When we have a occupation a French stick maker because we definitely wouldn't have existed I know I'd love to hear a song of the musical instrument finger puppets I Want to try it I can make that happen Hey Ariana, I feel like you may never call us again. This is being so Um, are they surprised honestly Ariana if anybody's been able to hear anything that's gone on this break It's just been cook off me of noise Well, maybe I'm going to come out opening today. Oh, maybe my whole guy's gonna be Oh, I want you to talk about this actually Ariana No, it's it's the biggest uh Kmart in New Zealand. It's opening just down the road for me and Westgate. Oh really? Oh, it's getting another one

Ariana that's gonna be you know how insane that's gonna be right Look, I live on adrenaline and you can't miss and that's like call out not really Okay, Ariana. Uh, can you be our Kmart class bonnet? We'll call you when you're in the queue You can let us know what it's like when it opens at what time where you going Uh, it opens at eight eight o'clock So we get to go at eight thirty nine o'clock. I'll be around there. I'll be there about nine o'clock. Oh, you're not there for the opening you're in an late This is the Clint Megan Dan catch up. I want to hear the guys off air and a little loser Listen and watch their overthinkers podcast. This is the overthinkers podcast You want more of Clint Megan Dan? We do a podcast after the show, which Is a little bit more loose to go see and we get away with probably more or definitely more than we could Get away with on the radio You said a Dan brought to our attention Some of you the researchers are researching and in fact 10,000 people were surveyed. Yeah, um of the Three celebrities that you'd have over dinner at a dinner party living or dead

I mean before we had the conversation happened where who would you have over your dream? Yes, get in a guest Yeah, we all have I just didn't know researchers were interviewing 10,000 people I'd ask them Yeah, and so there's lots of different categories of the like musicians actors famous like Historical figures, but I've got like I bought it down to the top five people that But he want to have over for dinner Brad Pitt Came up a lot, okay, um, so he he was one of the most Voted for in the acting world L. But Einstein All right came up again. Yeah, I feel like he would be like he's a very interesting man He obviously didn't he he's done a lot of stuff for science. Yeah, but I he would just be above my pay grade In terms of brain capacity. Yeah, I just be I wouldn't have anything to converse with So far I'm bored at the dinner party who's named Michelle and Barack Obama both of them together. Okay. Yeah, yeah, they come as a package deal apparently Robin Williams

Yeah, great. Okay, so now I'm very interested in coming along. Yep, and Margot Robbie Another actress apparently was in the list as well of some of the most All-time people it is isn't it yeah I mean, I know we talked about it on the other thinkers podcast you said And I actually would change my mind now, but this is what the three of us said when Dan put it to us on spot on spot Who are you inviting? Remember you're wanting dinner alive. I at least go dinner alive. Robin Williams, Adele You're instantly kind of funny there. You've got too much fun. You got a lot of fun. You want someone that's a little bit Miriam Muggles what a fainting what a fun dinner party. Yeah, I mean it would be chaotic. It would be chaotic Absolutely chaotic stories come out of that. Yeah, okay Okay Megan Fox They're on the spot by seven I guarantee it. Margot Robbie you have to have one guy there And the chick from voicemails is about Netflix. So we do so we do it honestly that that is it's dinner

You're not even gonna bother it would have been share Celine Dion and some other old Okay, so Dan did the same thing as me after chewing me out Celine Dion and share I would change it now that I had more time. I'd have Ricky Gervais there. Oh, that's a weird person I would have Celine and maybe Louis Hamilton. Yeah, I did her alive if I'm not having a if it's not like a Orgie. No, I'm gonna say party for the girls. All right me Then I think I'd just go like the boys and I go Chandler Joey and Ross Just gonna ask them to act like they're characters Like you literally have you ever watched the friends and you wish that you were friends with them and you were on the set That it's so weird that'll turn up as themselves and then come of it be like actually guys can you pretend to be your characters Any more just interested my god honestly Nightmare they like oh my gosh. We finally have Matthew Perry He's risen from the dead my my brother like my friend and then you're coming in go no Chandlers

Where is it? That episode Chandler where you want to change your name to Clint. That's me. I'm Clint He's like now who wants to get nude into the Yeah, all right which deliveries ever we've forgotten 10,000 people were surveyed which three celebrities dead or alive we get a seat at your table for dinner I'm the most voted ones were Brad Pitt Albert Einstein robber Williams the Obama's both Michelle and Barak And mega robby as well Um couldn't the chat gbt. Yeah, do you want to chat says or the right answer if you're going for maximum stories laughs Uh, and no awkward silence you go robber Williams. It was on the list. Yeah Gordon Ramsey and Dwayne Johnson Oh, yeah, I feel like those three would get on yeah in a way Yeah, the blot of swearing very sexist chat. I'll change mine out. I think from Adele She's out now and I put Steve Irwin and that's a great suggestion from page that I've seen He actually is it was his anniversary just a couple days ago 20 years since his death I know and create he would be overpowering though just so you know

Steve Irwin he'd be a crikey and he you know you wouldn't get a word. Oh, yeah, he's a mixed dog and then he'd be like Oh, you're right. You're trying to try to tackle it to the crowd. I feel it very entertaining if I be honest. All right, let's go to Anna morning Good morning, Anna. So who would you be inviting to your imaginary dinner party celebrities dead or alive? Uh, he's lead to yeah, that's a goodie just him to see you can have a one-on-one with me You don't want to share his time with anyone else No, we just have Just Anna and me. I love Johnny's tics Jonah Lommoo. Oh, what a great option a lot of good stories I peter Jonah, but I am good news, Ylinder Dolly pardon I've only been recently watching a lot of interviews with her since her passing my god What a funny amazing woman she was true. She'd be a good time. I think as well She's one of those people I didn't appreciate who when she was alive and now you see all these videos after her passing and what You're right very funny I was watching this video about success and it said the only thing that successful people have in common is failure

Dolly pardon the amount of songs she wrote versus how many were hits only three percent Wow, she ever wrote were hits, but we still know her as one of the biggest names in music. Yeah, that's amazing Okay, Matthew, who would you be bringing to the dinner party? Sydney. Yeah, are you Matt? I am Brian Reynolds oh yeah, you'd get the juice on the whole saga with his wife and a Taylor Swirl If he's a blabber mouth. Yeah, yeah, are you watching um welcome to rickson Matthew? No, no, why why Ryan Reynolds? Oh, he's a bit of a man crash it's all my say So for you and him as well. Yeah, just one on one Yeah, yeah This is are we read out Johnny's text before Johnny you'd have a legendary person there Yeah, I would have done a lot of yeah, even if he brought over a jury Me he had this he was obviously a legendary all black, but he also is very famous for having a real souped up with jeep

He had like this and he had like the biggest sound system in the world Yeah, I do remember something like that. Yeah, wasn't he on a TV show? We used to do in New Zealand called guess who's coming to dinner? Feel like he was probably on that He was he's one of the first big international superstars from New Zealand Um some other ones that have come in and she loves the drama. She'd invite Kate Emigan and just sit and watch I imagine that would be good Would go off And then Hayden said I have my top three clents eastward Robertson Randall Oh Oh, how much eastwards contributing the dizzae 99 Nathan would have Donald Trump Elon Musk and Dan we be Jesus Christ We get on we don't be laughing by the end of it. Yeah, yeah And then a few people inviting celebrity chefs Anthony Fordane is like how's so sex film if you think he's going to a dinner party and he finds out he's cooking for everyone No, that would suck Hey, how you coming up next there is a trend going around online at the moment and this morning at about 5am Dan said to me this is a real opportunity. I think for our meagre to shine. Yeah, it really is. It's a moment where

We will hold me up on a pedestal clinton eye and we will go look at her just fly. Wow We didn't think she could do it but look at her up there I feel like is it is this opposite land and you're just going to want to be fair No, I mean there is the opportunity that you might fail but I don't think you have all things in life Okay, to be great you need to be willing to fail sometimes. So we're going to hold you up above us. We're at least today did you? Good your favorite radio show And book us for edge breakfast Clint meaghan Dan meagre you are being given the incredible opportunity to showcase your broadcasting talents to the nation You may have seen the tree nontechtokin instagram Where people hand their friend a piece of paper with a whole load of words on it and they say these are words that My friend can't pronounce We're doing the opposite though because I think meagre can pronounce these words Yeah, so what I'm going to do meagre is I'm going to hand you a piece of paper With a whole load of English language words written down. Yeah, there are some of the most mispronounced words in the English language Can you guys at least remind people English is my second language because that would make it a lot more impressive. What's your first?

How did this first language Just never she just never spoke I really am It's my second language so it's actually very impressive Yeah, but I'm handing it to you and I want you just to instantly start reading down the list and you can't move on until you get it correct And you guys will tell me if it's correct we'll get it. Yeah, of course Okay, what's that first one? Seag and correct So it's about sg Seag like a segue correct Seagway Shut up is that how you spell segue? Yeah No, it isn't And a lot of people mistake it for that segue machine You know the one that is a w and is actually a brand name. Yeah, I don't agree. I mean they write it So the whole that sg ue is segue. Yeah, wow Naming you that can explain faux pas correct see I knew she'd be good at this One of the most mispronounced words in the English language for fox pass. Yeah, if a ux. That space pa is next Colonel

She is incredible. Well, I'm a bit out with segue from being honest. Um, so in Colonel obviously a high ranking commission officer in the army What's the sneaks one another seagull or the kfc guy? Conscience just Conscientious with it to it She's doing very very well. They do get harder as we move along so conscientious obviously a strong sense of doing what is right Can I offer you a hall d'oeuvre? She is doing well So the one I've seen online people doing this By this that one is always wrong. They always say like hors d'oeuvres That online ho rs space d and then apostrophe o over like that's crazy. Uh pseudonym correct Clant this could be a clean sweep for mental a clean sweep sweep I'm not using um on a clean hyperbilly She is Acing the steam bureaucracy

The last two are the ones that people get again the most incorrect. This is spelled B-O-U-R-G-E To the right word it's a French word rather than a English word to be fair Oh, do I know the word? Have I heard it in English? Like why have I heard it spoken? I would say it's not a word you'd use often How would the have a go just have a go um Bejos No It's like a middle class another word for like being in the middle class. Yeah, I know what bourgeois means Yeah, I've never seen it written. Okay, so there should be two more. Yeah, yeah, okay Now these are the hardest ones. Okay If Remember English this is a second language English is my second language, okay if um

I don't know this word if if a mirror The femoral a femoral what does that mean lasting for a very short time. Oh let you in the bedroom So damn much down as a femoral quite a femoral when it comes to the bedroom stuff Listen live weekdays from six on rova and catch up wherever this is Clint Megan Dan The edge books by I have a book by Maribel Morgan who said the total woman um, so this is for ladies and advice from her from the 70s keep that in mind for context. Yeah, yeah, so um, it's called the perfect wave of libido Has it ever dawned on you that making love in bed with the lights out week after week and month after month Might become dull to your husband Ladies at least make it romantic by and fresh flowers. They're a must so as music spray your sheets of mersem and love by us flowers Yes, no, do you guys have your lights fully on that out of interest now? Well, no not fully on no, I have them dim Yeah, like I'm like a romantic

Lights fully on is a bit weak producer car. We got a like a special red light that goes on for that time And I make this just like a low recloss very sexy. I think that makes my wife anxious We have like lights in the lounge like a like a wall and you can light up different colors in the other red For a change tonight after the children are in bed place a lighter candle on the floor And seduce them under the dining room table fire hazard if the trip is over and goes onto the carpet. There's not a lot of room under house It's like a concrete table You struggle to have one person under there. How about the hammock or in the garden Even if you can't actually follow through at least the suggestion is exciting your husband may say darling We don't have a hammock Yeah, we we don't and you can say oops, I forgot That's incredible if you did it out in the garden Do you have neighbors you can see in your backyard? Yes very much so in fact Not too like two story houses either side to be looking straight down into that My little bottom going up and down up and down bird's eye view

Yeah, yeah I Houston doctor gave this advice to a young wife I see that you're following the same pattern many of my older patients have followed They have passed the point of a taking my advice, but you were young and can change the path you're on my advice is this Love your husband first and foremost and most importantly don't ever love him at night Only love him during the day. What a startling prescription This doctor knew that boredom sets in with six becomes routine He told him to make love in the morning at in the afternoon, but never at 1030 She's like I've got an infection in my toe like why were you even talking about yeah, and she's just gone to the doctor Uh, goes on to say My husband found my love making unimaginative and the woman who would never think of serving her husband the same frozen television dinner every evening Sometimes serves in the same frozen six six response every night I think wrong with the frozen dinner for super six tonight respond eagerly to your husband's advances Don't just endure it in difference hurts more than every anything

He may enjoy love making even when you're a limp dish rag Jesus But if you're eager watch out She was really for the me and a Maribel. Yeah, she was team. She was on the dude's team. Hey, don't miss. Yeah Hey, you got on it wow look I'm joking obviously times have changed time By the way, if you tune it up way through it was from a book written in the 17 So we just see how much things have moved yeah She goes on to talk about how a psychiatrist once ordered a couple um to have Seventy-cours fourteen times a day and the funny thing is we were talking about it off here after we did it last time And she is still alive She is and still married happily to the man that she was talking about in those books. Oh, yeah So that lives though. Yeah, I mean she spins and that are true Next we talk about two of Dan's most viral videos In fact, they have a combined viewing of 80 million And they are both jocks about his small dinner. Well, no Yeah, yeah, I guess they are you can explain next because I got to play some ads because they pay our wages

Clean Megan Dan and breakfast veg who would have thought Dan decided what probably a year ago would it be Dan? Over a year ago. Yeah post a funny little video of him in a sushi train restaurant And he did a small dittle gag and who would have thought that that video would have a master cross tick tock and Instagram over 100 million views Yeah, and then I did a second one a follow-up because like that went well And so I did another arm where it was a lady talking about how three inches is really long and she's got a measuring tape And so then it cuts to me and I've got the measuring tape Yeah, I'm like looking really stoked with myself and That video has been used by I will say a very talented artist who What do she do she paints? She's a tragedy Yeah, draw pictures of people. She's also an amazing taruada I tell you how many views is the second small dittle joke video? I think that was slightly less in the million still but not as not likely not 100 million and then you thought Excuse the pun you thought you'd be able to shake it off and move on with your life

I've moved on to higher brow stuff. Sure Um, and then Melissa turns out no she decided to paint you put it on Instagram. She used that video as a reference morning Melissa Hi, how are you? Good now you have an Instagram called webbed ink on Instagram and you're a your taru artist You do a lot of celebrities in fact you've done meg and Clint as well as a whole load of other international and New Zealand celebrities And you chose me and you chose the screenshot of me with the tape measure. Thank you Yeah, you're welcome. His friend Chris overseas saw it and commented you've nailed Dan's double chin Yeah I mean you were drawing me And so you Choice of words So if you want to see it you can I think text Dan to 3343 and it'll take you to a video of Melissa's video of drawing me

Um, but there was another thing we wanted to bring out was Yeah Melissa you you talked about Dan and you said a lot of nice things about us on the show. We appreciate that thank you A while still we're drawing Dan, but there was one thing That really caught mine and meg's attention towards the end of the video when you said this and I think Dan's a very good role model for Men and boys in New Zealand. It's so refreshing to see a man who embraces his femininity and at the same time is so secure in his masculinity Is that you said the masculine but is anyone listening It goes yep boy man. He would accept calls from a woman who have been Inspired by our Dan weby. Oh, because I thought you might have been blowing a lot too much smoke Melissa samples. I don't want to flood the flood the fire. No, we don't want to flood them Um, so if you have been inspired by Dan to let not just inspire me you think he's cool It's inspired to literally do something or change something about your life because of Dan. Please let us know Yeah, we I mean, I want to try and prove your liar if anything Melissa. We're hoping you're right

And mom don't call leave it to the other people to tell we what the lines open. Okay, because there's so many people calling Melissa you're very talented and I hope you're our journey to paint different New Zealanders Really increases your following and you know puts you on the map because you are very clever. Yeah Well done, thank you so much. Have you want to check her a follow web link on it's yeah web dank yeah go and go and talk more thank you Phone the phones working produce car. They're right this morning. Is anybody? Um everything hey Oh, no, there everything is working tip top 100% yeah, okay I know exactly what you're doing You're setting me up to fail because no, but let's be honest. Who's been inspired by me? Well nobody well according to Sparic you would find me to have a pie You tell me you tell me that they good and I've been in do you know what I'd be more interested in pizza shapes to well I have released and sparring person that's not really that's not true Did some art and she drew our Dan and we saw it pop up on Instagram and while she was drawing it and she's very clever artist and

Ted to us she said this about our Dan we be and I think Dan's a very good role model for men and boys in New Zealand It's so refreshing to see a man who embraces his femininity. So no keep it going as he says I'm also very very masculine don't have time buddy easy money, so right so have you been inspired by Dan and to do what? Okay, well, we've got lots of calls Dan too. Yeah, but that will be taking this morning. Good. Now Hi, Belinda. Good morning. What have you what is Dan inspired you to do? Oh, this is the first time I've heard it about us and I did see him on Tik Tokle or what so I saw one of My husband showed me of Bred or something Um, but you know it's not the size that matters What it's you haven't inspired her to embrace no she's She's not so fierce is I've been inspiring instead of the name Maverick for our baby boy

You know what that is my favorite name I tried to get across the line for my son George, but it wasn't working with Hannah my wife This is a good text. And I agree with you Athena and Dan's defense people he'd be inspired inspiring A likely not the type with the confidence to call Okay, what about Jesse? Oh, Jesse let's see Jesse. Do you see? Hello, Jesse. Hi Dan's inspired me to put being in a play on my bucket list Dan is the theater boy of the show. Yeah, you know what I don't want to spoil your dreams Jesse But I haven't been in a play it over 10 years. We did sorry. We did Hook the musical. Oh yes Yeah, I mean that was one hell of a play, but big was the star. Have you done it? Yeah, Jesse or is it still too happen one day? Um, well, I've got quite young children play don't have the time to commit to doing it But it's definitely on the bucket list. You should it's very good for confidence Yeah, and I've just been like looking at some of the plays that are sort of around and what they're like looking for

Well, maybe you'll do what type of play that I want to be in like whether it's like you don't have fun or if I want to be drama cells My good, and then you go to Jesse you will finish on Jesse um blended it says she wasn't making fun of you in this more pain by the way She's actually really inspired by that um and it's one more Alex What inspires you about Dan oh No, I'm not inspired. I just want to play easy money Success let's notch that up one for the radio warts nice We'll play a 90 seconds Thousand bucks on the line the letter is tea if you can give us 10 hours and 30 seconds any other checks We got with someone saying mavericks their son's name so thanks for that There's someone else that you inspired them to buy vacuum cleaner And the phones are broken. They've really lit up. Oh wow Yeah, you are

Here we go one past eight the letter is tea give us 10 answers in 30 seconds starting with tea thousand bucks as yours You can pass if we've got time. We'll go back. You can't repeat answers though I've got a really good feeling that Alex is going to take on a thousand dollars Morning Alex Good morning, let's just say congratulate you now. Well done. Yeah, okay. You're holding money in your hand. All you need to do is answer 10 questions Okay, well the time starts at the end of me asking you your first question calm yourself because we're about to get into it Okay, here we go. I don't mean you mech. I mean Alex. I have to calm myself because there's a lot of you wait Just do you do it. Okay, it's your thing. Give me a boy's name Tom a food A body part Bye a job Train driver something you drink Ah a car part

A Pire a reptile Ha something you climb Time Question eight need to be a little quicker. We had a couple of parts in there things we had for something you drink was tea Um or I guess tonic water reptile turtle turtle a tortoise Um and something you climb a tree Because we're down or So easy when I give those answers though. I've got them in front of me. Well well done Alex. I mean It wasn't the best effort we've seen but it wasn't but it was by far not the worst true You know, so face there well done mate Back again and seven and eight if you think you can get the job done coming up next it's our year the warriors up the was all of the above I feel like I am a bit of a jinx when it comes to the warriors And I think there's other people out there that might feel the same as me Get your clean begin to infix

The warriors are going to be taken on the dolphins their last seven meetings the warriors of one three out of seven and I think like a lot of people in New Zealand I've jumped on the bandwagon this year because it is it's been one of our most successful years in recent history Hasn't it by far we have scored more points than we have ever scored in any season in our 31 year history We've finished second on the ladder which gives us a life going into the playoffs week one Yeah, and I think it's great for the team to have all these new supporters on there because they're doing well We're called bandwagon jumpers aren't we? I just find dance good. We're in the merch and stuff. Another great. Yeah. If you're a true fan of anything You're only happy when people discover more of course Why would you avoid more people embracing the team that you love? I don't exactly Yeah, I am very very worried though that over the last few weeks I'm starting to think that I'm a jinx for the team And that might seem crazy, but I know a lot of warriors fans Who haven't said it's our year Because in the past we've said that and we've gone out early So it's like no one wants to jinx it even saying it's our young people go go one day of jinx it

So there are a lot of warriors fans who are Worried about bad luck and different. Oh very much. Yeah, so it's a Refutable proof this last weekend when we played manly. I had it on at home I turned it on from the start. I watched the whole build up and everything I was like I'm just gonna watch the whole game. Yeah, I turn it on we go 12 four down The early on to the end so there is so I turn it off because I'm like I am a jinx Every time I watch a game they lose But you know, I just want to give you stuff some credit. You know games go up and down Dan You know this what happens okay, but you turned it off And then we scored Three tries in a row in the lead up to half time and I thought I'd turn it back on at half time Okay, so I turned it back on and bang bang boom. Yeah, manly score three in a row So then I turn it off again because I'm like that's it Yeah, and I didn't like didn't watch it again for the rest of the game Okay, then the warriors with 10 minutes to go yeah scoring converter try and with three minutes go

Hit a drop goal and we win 31 30 That's crazy right? Yeah, no that does feel more like proofs than just I and I already went into it knowing that every time I watch we lose when I I'm sitting sitting there witnessing the game. It's for some reason that team it just goes downhill So what are you gonna we need to sacrifice you? I feel like for this next game because this next one is important and gets the dolphins this weekend Yeah, the other form team aren't they the dolphins yeah, they're doing very very well at the moment Oh, we have got a home game if we win we go straight to round three we get a buy next week I think I need to get as far away me From watching being able to witness even to hear the score Antarctica Somewhere like that we have got the budget. I mean, I'm willing to go somewhere deep underground Somewhere high in the sky. I don't know just as far away as I can get within the time I don't think we can go like long ways and go to another country, but we can go down or up Well, can you check a one-way flight down Antarctica, which is close to let me know what easy as yeah But I want to compile a team and I'm gonna call it

This okay, what's he got? Click Megan dance you villain warriors New Zealand warriors if you're worried that you are like me in a bit of a jinx for the warriors yeah Come with me. We will escape New Zealand to Antarctica I don't think we have enough that many flights. Yeah, so w-o-r-r-i-e-s warriors Warriors and I actually as a warriors fan would feel much better if you and all the other jinxes were The away from any sort of broadcast least worried about the warriors. This is this is how crazy some warriors fans Are someone say Dan just stop even talking about the wires you jinx them talking about it So that's why I want to get as far away like I wonder if we can get some sort of bunker car Where me and a whole load of other unlucky people or jinxes go underground we have the night of our lives There's no warriors like in sight. Not even louder. We're the merch. Maybe we're the merch. No No, no, no dear no We're in the direction to the jinx bunker. I'll take free merch if I get it

But we go deep underground we have a fun night of I don't know what board games If anything we should get you all wearing dolphins jerseys Absolutely not well if you're if you're a jinx then we have the oppositions team Are you an unlucky person like like me? Maybe you think you're also Jinks for the warriors or maybe you're just unlucky as a person. Yeah, well you maybe you know somebody who is a jinx And you can kind of put them forward. Yeah, who's the most unlucky person you know whether it's to do a sport or just in life And if it is you you can tell us all the bad things that have happened to you and we could start compiling a A team of 13. Yeah, the New Zealand warriors And we all go underground when is it this Saturday night? Yeah, 605. Yeah, and just completely escape Or maybe I watch the game again just to test it. No You don't need to see any more I don't think we're done The edges of the home of Clint Miggand down the edge Clint Miggand dance New Zealand warriors. Are you worried that you might be jinxing the warriors to winning their first ever grand final?

Dan is a jinx. He's provided a lot of information scientifically proven Yeah, every time you watch they lose Even the Manly game every time you watch the The Manly game scored and then you turned it off right at the end. Yeah, you won by one I started watching it at the start they went down 12-4 then I turned it off They started winning again That's enough back on and they started losing again It's not looking good Dan for you if I'm being honest you are sacrificing yourself to be put away in some sort of bunker You think yeah, I think me and a whole load of New Zealand's unless people in general go underground I don't know where this is as a service. I think the warriors fans and we thank you for your service And I sacrifice myself knowing that I Will be as far away from that game as a warriors fan just to help them win. Can we all pass the hat around start to give a little so we can buy Dan a Dolphins jersey. Yeah, Dan just passing you a fedora. I feel like that. I feel like that is not a good thing to be wearing If you're a jinxer you'd be jinxing the team that you're wearing Michele's called throwing it under the edge Michele you're an unlucky person like me

Oh totally. I don't even have to see but cats things just happen to me and yeah Okay, it's all good fun. You need to come underground with me. Okay, what happened give us give us some examples of some bad luck you've had Hey, I went to feed Zeta have my holiday of a lifetime. Yeah, you go to an island you have cocktails and you just relax I can't fail out of a tree took me out 19 to that in the resort hospital What are the chances? Yeah, that's our bad chances of our actually Okay, so you're on the list. Absolutely. What about you Stacy you uh your jinxers first self-confused Yes, so a few weeks ago me and my partner was sitting there watching the wires and I happened to mention that Dylan Like does the massive hat that never seems to get injured? Oh Literally within one to two minutes he was injured. Okay, you need to come in the banker and honestly you need to be in there with me You're as bad. Oh my god. Yeah, you gave him what what they call the commentators curse As soon as you start talking about something and then it happened he's gone now

I think we also need to not only people where you get as many black cats down there No, we leave the black cats alone. Let us broken mirrors if you've got any of them at your house Send them my way. I'll take them underground actually you know what else you could take made of mine Raj has a big warriors fan. He's got a lot of different t-shirts. There's one warrior's shirt that he's worn three times We lost only six times this year Three of those times where every time he was wearing that shirt in the bunker. So let's just burn that sure Let's just catch that on fire. Maybe you can have one of those like braziers and you can just I don't want that down downstairs with us as well also the chance of being knocked out by a coconut while on holiday in Fiji is less than 0.0001% okay, then we need Michelle and the banker yeah in fact I don't know if I want her in there maybe the bug will burn down if she isn't there. She's very unlucky Yeah, and Lea's looking to get you a dolphin's jersey to wear she's an exact good idea. Okay, thanks Leah So yeah keep these coming through if you feel like you're an unlucky person or you are

More specifically a jinx to the warriors and you can prove it come underground. We'll have an awesome night of karaoke fun time Yeah, you might be able to nominate a partner or a friend. Do you know there's a jinx? Yeah, and you go This is where I need them underground during the warriors playoff game against the dolphins on Saturday night You could just also pretend you're a jinx if you just want to go and hang out with Dan and eat some pizza and have like a Cute little fun night with them. That would be funny You know Right five flats that mean tasked with creating an original song that will win them the tickets the VIP vintage Club upgrade and accommodation. It is the final dance at why all he got a stake in gizmo They want to be there for free the chuzettes. Yeah, you want to be there morning Morning lily Good morning guys. How are you? We're good. We're so excited to hear your song. How are you feeling after hearing the other three? Um, I will say you today was definitely tough act to follow

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, they had like trumpets and all lots of instruments in there Well, let's recap anyone who missed it just quickly. This was Monday. What do you get easy? We've earned our strides Four-day band is questionable nights, but I used in there. Yeah, that's quite a lot of it. You're on Credit decision. I suppose then choose day No, no way I know that is one thing that we can say Um, and then of course we have the musician flat who made everything from scratch And lily what is what is the the I guess the strategy that you have done? Have you done a parody? Have you ridden yourself of used AI? What are the what are the four chuzettes doing? We have written an original no AI use. Okay, um, we just thought we'd give it a crack We had lots of fun doing it. We made a little studio at home in our closet with some wired apple headphones

Okay, and so what instruments are you using in this? Um, we made a beat on garage band. Okay, oh, school. Very old school. Lily, I'm so excited. Do you want to introduce what it's called? Absolutely. This is T-A-K-E by the four-chuzettes. Hit it We try to see where it is born T-A-K-E is to R&D T-A-K-E is to R&D Oh no! Oh no! I didn't mean to do this song.

A broken old new year's pain to the edge came on to make a day What was this ice-spice? No shirts. It's just a pick-up ready. Big, much better Go there! I'm so excited! T-A-K-E is born The sun is busy, the party too tall I love you, bro. Phil. You would love you too Take us to the place where the countdown comes from Oh! T-A-K-E is to R&D Oh no! T-A-K-E is to R&D It's okay, man. It's okay, man. It's okay. What's that? That was amazing! The chazet! Yeah! Holy moly! And you girls can sing! That is a voice! Thank you! Who's that? Who's the singer? Um, it's mainly two of our flatmates, Cameron and Bella, and then Lola and I did a few of the edlabs. Good on you, you're the only one who brought you the big guns. We're good bringing the big guns. But even the Lola and Chahari were out well written. T-A-K-E is to R&D It's all catching. Oh wow, this is such a hell competition.

If I was the next flat, the last one, I... I know what I'm gonna be. I'm a little evil. I genuinely think Lily. That was great. I think you're the new front runner. Yeah, that was incredible. Wow! Oh, thank you guys! Yeah. It's so fun. How awesome is it that we've had four different ways of doing it? You know, all four are different. I mean, the sad thing is that it's not up to us. It's up to us three. It's up to the vote. Wow! So you got to listen to this. T-A-K-E is lit! So I said, that's my face so far. Wow. Wix said, yes, Lily. Love it. No one, oh my god, best yet. They win. But we were getting those ticks. Yeah. Yesterday we were getting those ticks yesterday. Lily, I think you've done really... You should be so proud of yourselves. You guys have really come to play. And we will have one more tomorrow and then the voting begins. Don't bother. Oh wow! Wow. And get it on the edge, that one's in. The boss is not as nice. I think we've got that better. Maybe put it in a nice... Yeah! Up next, Megan's received an email

that she hasn't read to us and she gets my favorite thing. She just said, I'll read it to you on here. Yeah. Love that first. Love that first. Now is this a compliment? Or is it very bad? So not a compliment? I guess not a compliment. Ah, yes, probably. Listen to your favorite breakfast show. Whenever you like. Clint Megan Dan. The edge. And Megan received an email that she said to us. I'll just read it to you on here. Yeah, I read it and I got a little smile on my face because I thought, all the boys are going to eat this up. Delicious. Delicious. Looking at my fingers. Your welcome boys. I could have just kept this to myself, kept quiet about it. Is this a lucky lips? Or what is wrong with you? No, you know when you get the dust from the chips over your fingers and you're like, gotcha. Delicious. Okay, I got an email to my personal account, saying, hi, Megman. So I hope you're doing well. This is Lameesh Dermatology in South Korea. The Dermatology Clinic in Korea with not 25 years of history. Amazing. Koreans do some of the best skink you've ever done. They do, don't they? Well, according to Ash London. Yeah, she loves them. We would love to invite you for a complimentary treatment session at our Dermatology after looking at your social media pages.

We believe we could offer you personalized help. Uh-oh. If you help, the word help is the one there. There's a language barrier, language barrier. It extends for a review video for you to be shared on your social media. You can choose two of the following treatment packages. Number one. What do you need after they've gone extensively through your social media? I wouldn't say they're sitting stably clenching your ears. That's what she needs. That's what she needs. Again, the language barrier, everybody remember, this is for himself, Green Rhine. Number one. Fat reduction in fatem- Oh my god. Leave that for the last one. Don't hit her straight away with weight. Jesus. It's just in my face as well. Straight off the bat. It's not, it's not, it's just, they just do face stuff. So, wait, face fat reduction. Fat reduction in facial contouring plus Botox. Okay, so you look all fat. Language barrier. Language barrier. Trigger, trick, trick, trick. Number two. Facial lifting and fat reduction plus Botox. I've mentioned that twice. Okay. Wait, so you get both treatments or are you as a second option?

I don't know. They can be lots of options. Number three. Skin tightening and lifting plus Botox. God, are you... Number four. Facial lifting and tightening plus Botox. Or pigmentation laser plus Botox. So, essentially they've seen your blotchy fat. Like loose skin and wrinkle. And wrinkly. That's like the trophy. And you would go... Maybe it's a generic email. They say no to everyone, but she specifies it the start that I went through your Instagram. And I can see where you need help. That's terrible. Botox packages include skin Botox and plus one additional area of your choice. If you're interested, let us know. Kind regards. And me, Gwitcht right back, and see you, please. Yeah. I don't know what to make of your venom. I got a company reach out to me saying that they could fix my teeth. And that really... They really got me. What are they sending to Dan? I haven't got anything yet. I think I'm beyond help. We could run now. Yeah, so I haven't gone back.

I'm guessing I would have to pay for my flights and everything. But it was very enlightening. I haven't had any Botox or fillers as they can tell. They're like, she's definitely not had any work done yet. No, we were just here. This is open. The old backhanded compliment is so funny. I feel like you can take a joke. I mean, yeah, I don't know where the compliment is in that, actually, to be fair. Show me the email, because I feel you're blaming language barrier, but it's very well written. There's a grammatical no grammatical error is whatsoever. No, I mean, maybe that yeah. Yeah. Who's it from when it says regards? Regards a limesh dermatology. And there's a lot of exclamation marks too. They're shouting all the way through. So they really like being really strong with that. So that's... Oh, good luck with that journey. Thank you so much, Dad. Yeah, that would be my next holiday. If you want to make me feel better, like I tried to do with the teeth. Maybe you can send in, you know, your backhanded compliment or something that someone's trying to help you with. Not for me, though. I don't see any backhanded compliments for me.

She's seen enough. Yeah, yeah, I'll not be hurt for you personally. Yeah, don't bring up, it just insult me. We don't need more though. We don't need more companies coming up with woodworking. We can also fix you. Yeah. Casey Colleagues has gotten touched. Yeah, no, I love Casey Colleagues. I've got a seven-step program for you, mate. We need to work hard. It's normally free, but they better be more free. Listen to your favourite breakfast show. Whenever you like. Clint McGinn Dan. The edge. The news is out. Dan has the highlights of Apple's release of brand new products, including a phone that now folds in. Yeah, I know. Yeah, it's groundbreaking. Honestly, guys, it just... It winds me up so much that people still drink the cool aid with. I mean, I'm not even in Samsung, like a Fissionado. I'm not like an ambassador of theirs. Every time I've paid for a phone, it's just... I just find it mind-boggling that we're like, oh my god, a phone that folds in. It's been technology for 10 years at Samsung have done. I'm like, is Apple just doesn't pay to, don't they? Have they? No, I think they do. How much is that?

Well, let's go through. Yeah. So, put it this way, I won't be buying the phone from Apple. So, yeah, they've released a couple of new Apple Watches. It's all fair enough. They've released two new iPhone Pros. The interesting thing is they haven't released the base iPhone on this release, which usually they do every September, they release all the new iPhones. This year, for some reason, they've just released the Pros and the Pro Max and this new Flip Phone. And the prices keep going up. So, I think the price of the new iPhone Pro, so not the Max, is $2,550 New Zealand dollars, which three years ago was the price of a MacBook app, like laptop. Well, so, tell me why I want that phone then, Dad. Why do I want a phone that's worth $2,500? You wouldn't do that. I mean, the Pro is famous for the camera. It's got one of the best cameras in the game of phones. Okay. But you could buy a DL DSLR camera for that. Yeah, you'd buy a beautiful DSLR camera for that. Yeah, so also the iPhone Pro Max,

which is just the bigger version of that, that is now $2,750. No, not much change for three grand, but the shocking one that everybody is like, how is this even possible? When I think when iPhones first came out, there were $600. They've just released the iPhone Duo, which is an ultra foldable phone. It's got a screen on the front. You can fold it out and then it becomes like a small iPad in the inside. They're charging $4,200 New Zealand for a phone, essentially. Genuinely worth more than my car. And you don't want that more? It doesn't fold down. It opens like a book. Yeah, so it's already, it looks like a small iPhone at the front with a beautiful screen. Then you can then unfold it and it becomes like a big, I guess, small iPad. I sampled something to it. They've done it for many years. Yeah. Now Apple have done it. And yeah, $4,200 for the base model of that. Yeah, for Larry, just said, you can buy three of Meg's cars. It's not that shit. I mean... Maybe two and a half. Maybe two and a half, yeah. So anyway, so that's...

Wow, that's shocking. It's just amazing. And then what, it's just sad because what, the pressure that will be that people have to have it and earn that and get that, that means they're going to be going after pay or putting money on credit cards or just to have this thing. I mean, it's just, it is crazy that we've got, we've come so far with the cost of phones. Yeah, that we're now paying $4,000 for it. That is essentially a phone, isn't it? Obviously, you've got the internet. It's a smartphone, but... And it's just to watch things that are really sucked into your phone more and more, right? We're trying to get away from my phone, if anything. Devils advocate, though. Go on. I mean, you've got like, back in the day when you'd have like a navigation system, and then you would have like a computer, and you'd have all these things. The phone is all of those in one room. Even it has been that for many years, Clint. We're not talking that's just become that. It's been that for at least ten years. I don't need a DSL camera because my phone does that as well. But all the things that all these other things do, the phone does all of it. There was also some earpods, but I knew your pause really stayed $250 New Zealand. You can now turn them up on the side instead of having to do it through your phone.

That's so cool. That's so exciting. So yeah, you can obviously check it out on the Apple website. You can listen to us as well. You can listen to the radio. You don't even need a radio. You can just listen to us on Rover. Yeah. You haven't heard about my 90s days, Clint. I've been doing 90s days now. I'm in the 90s, once a week. I don't use navigation systems. If I need to find out where I'm going, I look at a map literally. Or I can't Google anything for a risk. I use, like, I'm not my phone at all. Is that what you're doing? You're here that way today. 90s. This is very, actually, Julia Roberts would have, like, like, the most of the 90s meek. Want to hear more of Clint Megan Dan, but completely unfiltered. Catch the Overthinkers audio and video part every single day on the Rover app. Or if you get your pots. Overthinkers. Rover, music, radio, podcasts.

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