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Clint and Meg catch Meg doing the absolute furthest thing from radio prep during the ad breaks, drooling over an insanely expensive, hyper-specific piece of cast iron cookware. This leads the crew down a rabbit hole of their most bougie possessions and what they would grab first if their houses were burning down to avoid ultimate post-fire embarrassment. Plus, Dan gets caught in a massive lie about an "exotic" item sitting in his bedside table, a listener asks for dating app advice regarding flatpack garden furniture, and producer Carl’s daughter Goldie gives her blunt review of the show.
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The Edge Breakfast — OVERTHINKERS |119 | Dan has what in his side drawer??. Machine-transcribed; use the interactive transcript above to jump the player to any line.
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A lot of people probably think when they listen to the show that during the ads and during the songs, when we do a radio show that there's a lot of prep going on behind scenes, you know, we're talking about what we're going to be talking about next. Meg might be looking up some stats. It might be doing so, you know, finding some songs and music to play under the break. I mean, writing jokes. What are you doing writing jokes? Do you pre-write your jokes? That's sad as fuck. Yeah. Anyway, that doesn't happen. What I call meag looking at on her computer was both the most meag thing ever, but also the furtherist from what she should be doing. Right. Yeah, but I mean, it's not really researches that. Okay, well, you're looking to buy something. Yeah. So the question is, what was meag looking to purchase? Yeah. Which, which by the way, this helps can't afford to buy, but wish I could. Okay, that's a nice clue because I went with a popcorn like popper. I could afford that, I think. Yeah, so I think you're on the right track in terms of it's a home where. Okay. You said it didn't plug into power, so then I guess to breadbin.
Yeah, that's a good idea. You're a get, you sort of off it now. Okay. You're in the cooking rounds. Okay, but it doesn't need power. No. Clenched on a cook so he doesn't even know what you are. I don't think you'll ever get it. You might get the sort of thing of what it is, but you will never get the, the, the, what a guess. I don't ever guess he'll ever know if I'm getting hotter or colder. And then you're going to be a clue with each incorrect guess. All right, okay. Okay. So remember she's sitting there on a tab and she had multiple tabs open up the same thing and she's sitting there just like drooling over it. Okay, I think it'll be something that makes food. You're on the right track. Tracks. Yeah, now we're better. Okay. It cooks food anyway. But it's back. Oh, and it's expensive. Uh-huh. Is it a lacrosse? Yes. Okay. Yes. Okay. It's a big super. Yes, but, but what is the shape? Yeah, what shape is that? What shape? What shape? It's in the shape of like a, like a chicken. No, no. Oh my god. I got it. It's not what meag by a big thing all. So she's looking. What was she doing in a radio show?
At the moment. Oh my god. Oh my god. It's not what meag by a big thing all. Oh my god. It's in the shape of her. Yeah. Yeah. So she's looking. What was she doing in a radio show? At the moment. Oh my god. I was looking. What was she doing in a radio show? At buying a lacrosse pumpkin. Oh my god. I wear cast iron slow cooking thing. Yeah. Like cast iron pumpkin casserole. It's $835. Oh my god. So I can't avoid it. Last pain of negotiation went well, clearly. No, I said I can't avoid it. But I'm just looking. I'm just, it's just been released. I'm dribbling over it. It's an innu-keller, color way that I've been wanting. I will say it does look beautiful. I will. And if you were having a, I don't know, if you're hosting and you brought out the soup in this pumpkin, you'd be like, oh wow, that's just so awesome. But I don't understand how, where they get the figure from. Oh, it's because it's cast iron. It was like, it will, and if it breaks, they will replace it for free. It will last your lifetime. That's the whole thing that with everything. But like your whole life. Why does the bowl need to be so strong to hold soup? No, it's cast iron. You can cook it on a, on a bench top. Like you can cook it on the stove.
And then you can put it in the oven. Oh, okay. So you're cooking the soup in it and presenting it on the table. Yeah. And I will have this until literally until I'm dead. And they will replace it if it breaks in my lifetime. If you want it for 800,000. Yeah. I guess that's why I quite like the brand. That's one of those items that you go. So I'm like, when I'm 90, I'm going to be having soup in this part. And it makes me feel really traditional and nostalgic and honey. I'm going to say, Cosper, we're with clothes. Yeah. Cosper use. How often are you making soup? I mean, well, no, how often I use my liquorice every day. And I will for the rest of my life. What's the most bougie thing you guys own? Yeah, mine's liquorice. For sure. Okay. There's like the thing you go home, you're like, if you are, how start a burning down? Yeah. And then you're like, what's the question? Have you asked how to burn it down? What's the first thing you grab after the, you know, you know, your family's safe. Yeah. What are you grabbing in the house? Well, I'm grabbing my babies like bins that, you know, I make, I make boxes of babies stuff. Can we do it? Yeah. Do we take away the nice stuff? Cos I've got two boxes that have got their names engraved on them that have all their babies clothes and birthday cards. I get that.
Okay. Okay. Take that out. Take that out. Okay. That's all sex bag. You know anyone? So wait. So you're going the house. The surprise is getting, again, it's going my, my puppy, my puppy to all that. Oh yeah, I get that. He's like, right, I'm going to be mourning the house. I need to have at least have an orgasm. And so he goes in and grabs it. So he's like, the fire service arrived. He's going to go in and down on a fleshlight. No, you don't, you don't want people to find that though, do you? It'll be melted. It's silicone. He's always shit that survives a fire. Oh no, this is true. So he's gone a different angle here. He's going to save face. So he's going engraving his buttplugs. You're, you're, you're reaching them over the face. You've gone valuable. And I've gone for least embarrassing, you know, aftermath. Okay, what would Dan save there? If that's the case, I have a buttplug in my side drawer, which I've never used by the way, but I've got to prefer you. I've got to have a buttplug in your side drawer. And then I got, we got it for free. And I remember I remember I remember taking, I remember I know I have a, I did try. I remember taking it home. I've talked about it. I've been trying it. Within 40 seconds, I have tried it.
Yeah. I remember. I don't want, it's not like it sits there on, I'm using it every day. No. Wait, have you used it or not? Because you said you've never used it and I've tried it once. I've tried it once. I've tried it once. Okay, well then if you didn't like it, what have gone on the bin? You like that? You like that? No, I think I, At some point, it's where I got home one day and I was like, I just got it. And I was like, I'll give it a go. And then I went, oh, yeah, I can took the condom off and put it in my drawer. Then why when you put it in the bin, if you're like, I don't like it, put it in the bin. People still in your drawer. They still in your drawer. They still in your drawer. Change, I guess over time. You know, I didn't use to like mushrooms now, I love them. Is the actual food in here? Is it your shade for mushrooms? Like a mushroom? No, it just, it wasn't for me. It was too... Then why did you keep it? It's like eating, uh, S.K.I. Go. It's too exotic for me. Like I'm a classic Mac and Cheese guy when it comes to that kind of thing. I, no, you're not, your freak flag is sitting in there because you would throw it out. No, because I tried. No, I wouldn't. Yes, you would. Why would you keep it? Why would you keep it? Well, I've gone throw it out today. Fine. I've got stuff about it. Yes, this is me.
Oh, I don't, I don't really go into my drawer that often. There'd be a video of Dan destroying in the bin. Video ends? Pulls back out. Like are you going to my top drawer? I'm going to put it in the bin in places that chitling on top. Yes. In the handbrake, where in his house I could grab it. No. But I think, I think in my top drawer there'd be some Neurifin. Yeah. Uh... Jesus, what a night in a butt-bug. How big is this, Sir? You're a butt-bug. Oh my god. If you have a butt-bug, I think. Oh, I think it's... I think it's... He's a freak. Right. Let's move into this. You got mail. Thank you. Wow, this is a jarring move, actually, because this is a very lovely message that I received. Oh, so we save it for my dating. Maybe I'll try to do it like it is quite. Actually, I don't think we can list it with different... I'm going to find something else. Yeah. What, I'm not going to do that one. No, I'm going to find something else, because that's just too much for me. It is, yeah. It's about someone that's on the journey of trying to have a baby. It's about... We've got a problem. Let me go. They don't want to be in the butt-bug episode. Yeah, no, no. Because I imagine what the title of this would be. Oh, here we go.
I haven't pre-read the Shlagistot. This do it. Is this a message from someone? Yes. Hey guys, I'm Meg. Another one. And I wanted to say thank you very much for keeping me company the past few months. I live in the UK, but love the show. I've recently been through a break up, and I'm wondering if you could give me some advice. It's good. I've never done them before. I want to be very independent. However, I really need help putting together... I'm putting up a sheet in my new garden. Fucking hell. Should have pre-read. Is that something that is okay to have a my dating page? What? What's this got to do with them getting broken up with? Wait, wait a second. You're reading two messages as well. I'm not. I can confirm what you are saying about living alone by the way. My ex has my kids half the week. I feel like I should miss them. But, it's lovely. Come, house, when I'm alone. Anyway, thanks for the laughs. So she's pretty... She wants to know if she can put her in a tape. Can you make my sheet? Oh, she wants a man for more than just the obvious. My only... She only needs a shed built.
She only applies to someone that's broken up with someone. Did you say how long she'd been with that person? No, I've recently been through a break up. I've never... I'm on the Dunning Apps. I want to be very independent. However, I really need help putting up my sheet. Is that okay to have on the page? I think that's fine. I think it's fine. Yeah, I think it's a bit of fun. I will say the do-a-leaper thing of like getting under someone else to get over them. Yeah. I reckon that's the wrong advice. Me too. I reckon that's a bad thing to do. Because then you're instantly putting yourself out there. And I think you need to have some time to yourself. Learn to love yourself. Oh, you're about plugging your nerve. I'm not doing it. Whenever Dan's doing a van, he leaves him. Try to numb myself. Jesus, help me. What's up with it? It's actually very useful. But plug. It was difficult on the sky.
I was shabered up again. I was having to move on and go on to Sargacy. I was too easy. You needed to have some time to get south. Yeah. Anyway. There are a room. Five. Don't they? She was sitting there for 20 hours. She was sitting there for 20 hours. She was sitting there for 20 hours. I'm bringing back to what you're talking about. Didn't he sing a song about building a shed for a girl to show how much he loved her? What, yeah, good first. Oh, I don't know what you're talking about. I don't know. That's it. Yeah. You're lucky that you had this job. Yeah. I never thought I'd say this. But at least go back to butt plugs. Again. I think. I think. I think. I think. Okay. Do I have to save this podcast? Yeah. You have to. You've got to do the fart. We were in dire. We had a week mess last week. Because you're away. No one doing this fart. No one does fart. No one does fart. No one does fart. No one does fart. Of course we wouldn't. Why would we do that segment? I would. I just do it. When I was away, we'd get a belladilla at once. Yeah.
And then we said, um, damn, was like, we have to give it a break and give, and make people want it more. That's what I see it exactly. Something like that. Something like that. I guess. Yeah. Okay. All right. Here we go. At least there's anything else. You don't want to do the surrogate stuff. Now, here's the thing. Play the play the intro. Okay. Hit it. I thought that'll leave you with your friends. I can feel it coming when they're so okay. I guess the fart really helps. I think you missed a reef on us to one hell. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. No. Oh. Oh. Oh. No. So you can see that. That's exactly what we are. Oh. Oh. What's up. We're having a conversation with you. You're having a conversation with me. I mean, you were talking about that. You were talking about that. Yeah. You were talking about that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, good on you go. Yeah, you should say guess the fart or bluie doesn't go back on
Oh, bluie gets it. Yeah, we get it poor bluie Yeah, okay me you could do the honors You see it's big. I love how our boss Jack comes in here for this All right, I need focus. Please Oh All right, I can do that Jesus Christ God help us if that happens I'll be it's I'll believe the building not just the studio. Okay, and now he has said that he has got something pent up so I'm gonna go Where to so it's a drive you're right, and I'm leaving the building I Haven't had it wouldn't a while see him on that I
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