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0:00This is a podcast from Rover Good morning, it is a one to six good like Richie He's quite a sitig saying just finished work put him on call for the next two hours wish me luck team Hey Richie's the security guard, isn't he? Is he the security guard? I think so because he stays up kind of overnight doesn't he? Yeah, he's like Batman He protects us while we sleep. We don't know the great work. He's doing what he's out there What would you be on call as a security guard for? People back in season. Oh surely that's the new guys problem You'd be like I'm out, mate. I finished it sexy true But maybe he needs backup you know, they're like when you back up when you back Batman here now bat now Richie do you like Batman? We or undies over your pants Because I only take advice from security guards Do you think that Batman war undies underneath and then the leggings and then undies on top or did he just do leggings and undies on top? These are all questions me which are too much for the suit

1:02Probably save for the overthinkers podcast I'm sure Yeah, I mean, I'm gonna look into that All right, if you want to go to Domla listen up for your Q2 call There's gonna be one that plays in every show every show is a double pass of Domla So if you want to win yours listen out for me the first round. I 800 the edge The edge of the home of Clint megan down The edge put megan down time for a little coffee catch up a little whip around see what he tells me up to Kira morning megan You love fruit and veg don't you brilliant? Yeah I mean Genuine you know what dad I do love it. I love all of it I know every day I go home and have like this huge plate of raw vegetables and I love it And that's all she eats because she doesn't eat meat. Yeah fish meat and veg. Yeah, that's it. I mean fish Anyway, so I've got this lovely man that lives opposite from me when I say lovely He's a nightmare because he brings over he's got obviously got like a little garden at the back of his house that he grows fruit and veg

2:02But he brings over all this deformed stuff so like Every week every week we have a bucket on the fear he comes over nox on the door goes hello You home and I go piss off honestly like under my breath I don't set to his face and then he'll give us like a bucket of fruit and it's all deformed like literally like a carrot But it's like split three ways and like it's got some sort of it's organic Do you know much more people pay for that rotten strawberries? Oh Like potatoes that when you cut them in half is something inside them like it's just constant and he brings them over Because they don't want to eat them. I don't wait does it because I don't want to eat them and a her but him and his old wife So they bring them over to us. He doesn't want to waste them. He's giving to that That's a lovely couple and so you don't follow down the road our house looks out like over the egg So I can see him coming from across the road and I'm Dautoring over to our place. It was rotten deformed fruit and so I saw him coming yesterday And I blocked the door told George as I saw my son to your old son. I was like let's go hide in the toilet Come over here. So he hid in the toilet. He comes in nox on the door. Go got some fruit fire

3:03Got some fruit. We ignored him and he went walked away we're now he'd not only left Some deformed fruit and some deformed vegetables But also a half eaten packet of cereal like this brand stuff which I would very weird That's weird a that is when weird and like two packets then of chip like chocolate chip cookies That I don't know if his wife is baked or whether they've just got packets of chip Such a horrible deeply horrible person Deeply I agree Ladies like this lovely young couple that probably reminds them of them when they were younger and They're prime of their life and they go let's help them out Look to your house which to use just across the road but for him is like Make it there and back No, he's not that old like if you go if you're that lovely give us nice for all piss off dead I actually

4:03All throw it out no one knows to form rotten fruit For me and then he goes all the way to dance else knocks on the doors give the highlight of the all-man's day Having some human interaction and then he just hears you through the door going George just you'll see you'll hear a I like I have my hand over to just me off like a kidnapped him just in case you guys were in here That's gonna be a therapy session one day my dad you started Man he's looking around waiting waiting and then he like pans is he down and sees the car in the driveway He's a baby and all again and we'll try to eat it. We're honestly. We'll try to cut up his deformed three-headed carrots But they just not edible I Think you see me man. I'm gonna carry you put on tray me. I knew you would I Bring it out. Okay, I'll bring one in and you'll hate it Or get it into your dry reaching Get your clinic and Dan facts All right give us call. Oh, I'm sure that you're playing let's settle this Do you make your bed in the morning? It's Clint Megan dance and let's settle this let's settle this right now

5:08I like your pause for effect. Thank you so much. It was really really glad Yeah, do you make your bed in the morning as I at all as kids We were kind of always forced to do it. It was something that you were told that you had to do to be a successful young person in life But who actually is doing it as an adult in their real life stand going over to you quickly don't do it and I Who nobody can talk for that That's what I'm gonna say I definitely can't at 4 30 in the morning when my wife's still in the bed But in the weekends will make it together and she'll always have it made when I get home and it says that a survey said That the people that do make their bed tend to be more confident Sociable and adventurous I must say on the days that I do my people And I'm having one of those days of like I am the greatest person living on planet earth And I'll like make my bed and I'll have you know any mean when you get You know you're standing right with ticking something off. I'm a Making the bed does make me feel superior to everybody else What else can I do? I am unstoppable those things where they say you do one thing the tick off the list in the morning

6:11Yeah, what a load of it completing the task of making your bed first thing in the morning builds quiet self-trust and gives you a brain An early sense of accomplishment. Oh do something else. All right We want your instant votes. I'll handle the edge also just text us if you're listening about and you go Yes, I do know I don't make the bed. What are you doing? I want to hear from people that have the got all those pillows like those like 17 different like display pillows That you take on and off your bed every day We've got to display for you because no one else is going into your room are they we've only got 10 Double digits of throw pillows And so do you take the joy of the pillow that we sleep on then we have the like the pillows that match the dovet Then we have our try pillows and then we have euro pillows and then we have two decorative ones that go in front of the other eight Yeah, okay, I feel like I can't tell my kids to make their beds if I don't so I have to like oh be the example example Danielle, do you make your bed yes or no Morning, teen Yes, I do and so they're all three kids Running a time ship there dad

7:13I have to how many display pillows are you rocking? Oh We've just got the like the year we've got the euro pillows the one we sleep on and then the other You know that matches the dovet Stamming out of pillows, okay, you know your kids quite advanced. Do they and like rip teams or you know like the special You know class for like a year or two ahead of the actual year they actually Yeah, yeah, especially a living and yes, that member they're going to the tournament next week that you guys have the names on the bed That's right and Yeah, and I they so they're 11 but probably a reading age of 13 Yeah, they're pretty messed the top of their class Go into J now J do you make your bed? I make my bed happy day when I can but I also leave earlier than my wife Yeah, now interestingly say Jay say when you can on the days where you can't do you feel less successful?

8:17I mean my side of the bit She's like try to get cozy and it's like tucking in sheets, but yeah, it's nice though. Yeah, it makes it easier And then be a do you make your bed? I do but then because I have like cats or some No, no, no, that's the best Not making a bed is if there's a cat sleeping on it Well, it's very interesting because everybody here literally 100% of the people the text machine you overachieving people Are we shocked that our listeners are the best? No, it's admitted that they don't make their bed in the morning What shocks me because they're all 6 a.m. Like starters? They're hitting the gym like that. Yeah, together man. Good on you if you are like Dan you don't make your bed Studies suggest that you may be more sarcastic. Yes moody. Yes. Oh curious. Oh God. That's me And scat and all coming up is the detour is it a new song a reunion find out what the Spice Girls have announced after teasing us

9:19Yesterday and what did Jennifer Lawrence upload for a very first Instagram reel Clint Megan Dan Jennifer Lawrence has finally joined social media after years of saying that she had a private account to troll people She now has a public account so we can actually see her. This is her first reel So yeah, I'm giving the shot and if anyone says anything negative I will quit Immediately, no questions asked. We'll see you later then She's not no she's the first she's hearing about the internet. Yeah, yeah, she's she's been very cautious of Everybody but obviously trolling my love and the Spice Girls have announced they are releasing an album of all their singles in one place plus I'm unreleased an unheard of songs before from the vault out six of november and is that the vinyl and CD versions as well Yeah, yeah, now I think it's really cool But people were thinking that it was going to be a tour in reunion so they're disappointed with CDs But I didn't really expect them to be doing that

10:21Just hits in Auckland And Clint Megan Dan Posh is never agreeing a she's the one that always holds back. Yeah, she doesn't need it But I think the album will be great I'm really really genuinely excited as a as a I guess it doesn't matter boys love them too But is the mother of girls to have like a CD of the best singles to play to my daughter? Some absolute howlers as well to make some of the songs Howler is that a bad thing? If you have a howler of a game you had a terrible game Oh, I've always seen this a positive Oh, that's just me, me though Clint, I've seen this a positive Clint Megan Dan It's breakfast VH We move on just so no one else makes a mistake Dan's been making for about 37 years Having a howler of a game or producing a howler of a song Which Dan thought was a positive thing Means playing terribly or making a series of massive embarrassing mistakes Yeah, that's what I apologize to the Spice Girls because I said before that they've had some howler hits Doing really and I thought it was a positive thing Yeah, yeah, and that's and that's on intentions and actions

11:24Yeah, you know what I'm just a positive guy and everything's positive to me All right It's flat idle Which is not true considering about to go into flat idle And Dan has the headings of howlers eventually Well to be fair I think they've all given it a bash to some of them have had a bit of bash than others I've been really impressed by somehow every day so far The four songs have been made differently We've had parodies We've had AI we've had fully written from the beginning And we've also had a garage band So why have flats gone out of the way to create original songs They are trying to win six tickets to RMV accommodation and a VIP vintage club upgrade If you've missed the songs it feels like they keep getting better and better And we keep being like that's the winner Yeah Like the next day Now that's the winner Yeah Let's go through quickly The four songs we've had this week and then we're going to have our final finalists Just after 8.30 this morning This was our white palace 48 days we've earned our strides Four days been this questionable night Thanks Great song but probably a huge use of AI

12:26I have This year Unless we can get one of the flatmates on and they can sing and you realise it's a vote The thing is we didn't say you couldn't use AI Exactly That's a good job No AI My favorite part And I would say this is a howler Yes Correct, yes, for term Hey They gave it a good bash They also did a lot of part and cover when they sort of Mushed them all together And I think extra points for not using AI I feel like you know they did it They did it well Then there was the flatmate of musicians or studying music And Hamilton what are we gonna do Same old streets, same old bars, same old blooding you So what's left is what if there's nothing else That's what it sounds like a kids song Yeah a lot of people get high five vibes They had so impressive that they did this whole thing by themselves Every instrument you hear that's them Yep, it's incredible And then the chasets we were like good like following that And they did Absolutely

13:35Couldn't do it in the tickets And also get a recording contract Yeah Like great voice there They had a rap breakdown as well Yeah the thing I liked about that is the lyric was great T-A-K-E-A-S-T-R-N-V Really? The vocals were very well done Production was great too Yeah so I don't know what the last What's the last flat called? I hit it before class It is the Chateau The Chateau What I don't see It sounds flash the notes And I feel like we actually have come to an end of Other ways you could make a song So I think there's gonna have to be a repeat of If it's a parody or a garage banner or an AI I think Yeah Well the final song we get David just after 830 That's when voting opens And it'll run through to Monday 7AM And then we'll get some most votes It's going to R&V For the final dance at Waiohiko Staten Gizmin For free Yeah if you had a favourite please vote Because it's not up to us Is it we have no say No we don't get to vote So you have to Yesterday we did our overthinkers podcast If you haven't listened to it It's where we get to do a bit more Lucy Goosey And we all got very honest with ourselves Yeah we decided to rate ourselves out of 10

14:36Have a think about what you would rate the three of us out of 10 And see how close you are to what we gave ourselves We can I be clear though for looks A It's looks It's looks And if you get it wrong you die So you gotta be honest Yeah there are a lot of stakes Yeah Snakes on the edge Another 200 hectares just popped up next door Put us to work Need an answer ASAP Put us to work Finally found the runoff you've been looking for Put us to work Think some fresh ideas could help grow your business Put us to work At Rabobank we know Agri Business But don't just take our word for it Go on Put us to work Call Rabobank 0800-500-933 Listen live weekdays from 6 on Rover And catch up wherever This is Clint Megan Dan On the edge This is the overthinkers podcast Got more Clint Megan Dan after the show We do another podcast where we overthink a bunch of things Up by about roughly 11 a.m

15:37Yeah it is usually Yeah A Brady puts it up and he's really quick at that Now we're asking you to rate us out at 10 Yeah Which isn't something everyone does But we came up with a hypothetical game That if 100 people Ranked us out at 10 And we got that average For looks For looks Don't take it just take personality Everything out of it just looks What do we think that number would be And if we're outside of the Imagine a Vera of 0.5 you die Yeah either side 0.5 And so we had to be as honest as possible Where we thought we'd hopefully survive So maybe you text through now Initially what your thoughts would be Out of 10 meek Clint and myself Yeah we've had one text so far I think we're trying to get him on in the background Okay That pissed me off So we all wrote our number down on a person note And then we gave it to Megan She read them out Clint has rated himself that he thinks he would pass away If he didn't get within 0.5 either side 7.9 So it's 8 It's even 0.4 I can go anywhere from 7.4 8.4

16:38Yeah Can I have mine back? No Okay I put my number as 5.7 You'd be dead You'd be so dead 5.3 to 6.1 I think in face alone You're higher than Clint Dan has put himself as a 7 So anywhere between 7.5 and a 6.5 That's powder What do you think? So some of our Some of the texts that have come in To see if we would be alive or dead We've got Richie Richie do you have votes for us? I vote for you yes Yeah go on Okay Hmm Dan Yeah 10 10 Well you're dead then according to Richie But that's nice I doubt I would lie Richie Don't try to We all know I'm not a 10 Well maybe Richie's a You're a 10 of my eyes mate You're a 10 of my eyes Lovely Richie Gordon that is okay Well it isn't because if we go to the other votes Dan has got in a 5

17:39A 6.5 A 6 And a 7 So you'd be dead Sorry I'm all right I'm going to quite a taste Okay I have got in a 5 A 6 A 7.5 A 7 and a 9 Oh I don't know if the average would I be alive We got to kind of add you to it The 5 brings me down Okay get your rankings in And then we'll go and add them up Dividing by how many people text in And we'll work out if we're dead Oh there are a lot of us David gave me a 9 and clint of 5 I think he's got them mixed around So I think you'll blind David Screw you David Yeah He's got me in a 7 as well Jesus Yeah And also maybe you can text through and say I would give myself a what It's interesting trying to rank yourself As to how you think people see you And then you send a photo of yourself And we'll judge you See how that feels Yeah Yeah We're going megal to do like a search on Facebook First and last time we'll bring up the preface Lisa says she's a 9, I doubt that Lisa Hey Hey Your favorite radio show And book us for Edge breakfast Clint Megan Dan

18:40Jesus you guys have absolutely stood up a bit of a harness A harness nest here in studio Yeah All right So look at this We're going to find out who lives and who dies One day can I just say One day I want to walk into a room And go I'm the hottest one here It's never happened I want to visit for you for your birthday I'll get a room of my gosh It could be tomorrow It could be the next day But I won't be today No Okay Oh, but We are my studio Raiders out of 10 The game is That you have to Give yourself a number That you think would be within the margin of error Point five of what people think about you Yeah And it's 100 strangers That are rating you on your looks We asked you to rate us on our looks I worry that some of you are trying to be too nice to us Yeah, don't be nice Like I should have said You will die if you don't get the average too You know I will say Maybe that would change the month I will say Andrew the guy that rated me a three I'd like to see a photo of you You will painting Okay That's all I'll say Okay, so Mech We'll go to the calls But in the background We have collated all of the numbers Divided by

19:40Divided them by the amount of people of Texan So we do have the listener average of mech Dan and myself Right Okay, here we go So just first off What are you rating Dan Dan's a seven on video But a nine in person So you're just saying I'm ugly At least you see me in real life The camera Yeah, that's better actually Okay No, absolutely not ugly Clint 89 Mech Thanks, cheers 89 Oh, so you'd say I'm a solid nine in real life Absolutely Solid nine, that's a hidden Never had that before Good on you can live just Jacob Yo Yo Jacob Alright, let's start off Dan I was Dan, I'm sorry I went sick I'd like to see photo you Jacob Yeah, I bet you're not okay Okay, the man Alright, mech I went seven Clint Out of the Clint, I went nine Oh, I'm so done, Clint So done, Clint Alright, do we Should I go to the results and find out who's did it not

20:43Put a stunner because the Jacob's name Oh, no, I put a card down Okay, I've just received a four So it's like it's really a mixed bag Yeah, but uh, Christine's giving you a nine point two I know, but Yeah, but let's not go to her because she gave me Oh, no, she gave me seven She gave me seven point two Would we like to know where we sat with with the average Okay, so you've got to be within point five Of the answers we gave ourselves again, Mech What did you give yourself? A five point seven Okay, I gave myself a seven point nine And Dan gave me self a seven Okay, let's find out who's alive and who's dead Dan, your average Is six point three you're dead Yeah, well you're all like No, we're talking from your ideas Sick of all those ugly No, it's a Kick a fellow like a wise No, no, no, no Keep shooting with the foot It's the same as the previous Okay, okay Uh, Meg I voted myself a five point seven I got an average of seven point four I am dead It's a huge dessert Okay, Clint Oh, let me guess Voted himself as seven point nine

21:44Got an average of seven point four Survives No, you know why, here's the thing to push me off I'm still the ugliest on the show, aren't I? And he's still the hottest And he lives So Dan did And when someone's actually ugly Maybe just give them a little bit of a higher score Just so they feel better about them Wait, what then Dan? It's there for just six point three Oh, it's lower than you thought Yeah So it was mine People have got it now, you're not that hot, Dan What do you make up? Meg was the other one that was hotter than she thought So that's the guy that Clint sub-housed the vibes Anyway, let's move on Steve's rated me a four Yeah, thanks Steve All right, let's do it I think it's your personality Easy He even teaks the nicoes and it goes around stiffly, her looks Bang on seven o'clock, Friday And we got ourselves a first-time caller as well

22:45Just came to say hello You're doing it, you came doing a thousand bucks Morning, Haley Good morning And guys, she's a teacher We've had great success with teachers over the years Oh my gosh, they always Oh my gosh, they always win They good to know That's it, you pulled over your car to play Which is great news Good, all right, Haley Your letter is V for very, very good Okay All right, Haley 30 seconds on the clock Give us 10 answers, you can pass You just can't give us the same answer Twice, good luck Okay Give me a planet Venus A country Pass Something you drink A V A girl's name Veronica Something you buy at the supermarket Vegetables A full-litter word A Very A car brand

23:47Or something with buttons A beat A song You don't try, Haley You don't test geography, do you, Haley? Hmm No No Vietnam, Vinawata, Venezuela But we had done the car brand was Volvo or Volkswagen And I'm not sure you said vegetables Vegetables Vegetables Vegetables Vegetables We have a bloody good Friday Enjoy the weekend, Haley Thanks for playing And thanks for calling Don't be a stranger Thank you Love your hands From the Hawks Bay Thanks, mate Back again at 8 o'clock If you think you can get the job done And if you haven't heard the whole show From 6.20 in every single day You don't know what you're missing Yeah And Even though we shouldn't Because it teaches you bad habits Produce a Brady has got all the highlights And things that you probably Shouldn't have missed for your next The Omni bus we call it This is the Clint Megan Dan catch up Wanna hear the guys off air in a little looser? Listen and watch That overthink is podcast Our producer Brady is doing your solid

24:48A few of the most parts of the show The tweaking Oh no, what are we gonna do? I don't know if it teaches you good or bad habits Because he's just gonna like spoon feed You all the best bits now All but it's a delicious spoon for them Are you nervous, Meg? Yeah, always I would Yeah I'm just the way of life, Clint It is always never Because we hear it at the same time you hear She's like an impala in the African desert Yeah, she's just like the France Is that a line that looks like a liar? Today is Brady and welcome back to another producer's diary Clint was away at the start of the week This week and if you didn't know where he was I've made this for you And Hawaii, O'Lini, Disney Resort and Spa I don't know if I told you Dan But I said Hawaii, O'Lini Resort Beautiful spot Dan is gonna catch me up on all the things That I miss while I was away in Hawaii And I'm back from a pretty quick trip to Hawaii I've been away a few days because I was in Don't mention it He was in Hawaii That's all we need to know And if you do go there, O'Lini Resort No, no, no, no, no, no Yeah bro, get that back And Dan woke up on the wrong side of the bed on Monday

25:51Katinga, buddy Hi Get on with it Sorry So, let him talk to you Katinga, Katinga He's been in the mood all morning Yes, I have And I couldn't forget your weekly dose of clundegging down out of context I'm usually waiting for an only woman to finish so I can get on You will finish on GC My wife's had my pubes in her mouth Okay, we're finishing on a tart It's out something hard in my mouth And now it's time for the easy money blunder of the week Easy, buddy The letter is F Ariana, give me something you'd buy at a supermarket First finger A country Front, a relative Father An occupation Brings dick, maker Drink Przesta, again, a drink Przesta, drink A musical instrument Finger puppet Something called music The fingers I can't say the same thing

26:51I can't say stop time Still only one winner for f***ing Lucy from the night show came in on Tuesday DeFelan for scandal for me While she was away And it didn't take long for a bit of ageism to start creeping in I am far from further in between his movie It must be all in their 40s now the actors Season 1, premiered in 2008 Tell would you have been loose I don't even like Ted Yeah, I think that's me Yeah God, I've tended to already add his 30s That's dad He's lying, Lucy Dan managed to get an unexpected confidence boost After a phoena about what was the worst thing that you've had in your mouth I had an espresso machine One day you know your pub is hard bobbin and puts a pod in I'm gonna say like a 3 inch cockroach Crawled out 3 inch It was massive This was the big mama one You did? 3 inches massive 60 to 2 That's very very big Happy foyer mate Purchasing your house with your mate Has become increasingly more popular But Meg isn't keen on becoming Dan's new bung buddy I saw I've got a few friends

27:52And they were best mates at Border House together We like filled it with flatmates To get even more out of the rooms They stayed on bunk beds in one room And then rented out all the others Oh my god, I don't know About the bunk bed D-go of me and I purchase house shock on top of my computer Oh no, you're a bedwitter No no Trickle down And I'm not getting a mattress protector And that wraps it up for producers, Sorry This week have a good weekend You bloody legends and up the was Thank you producer Brady, up the was They're gonna be taking on the dolphins Tomorrow night, 6 o'clock kick off And speaking of the was We're talking about them next And I believe That I am New Zealand's biggest was Jigs and I need to find other jigs Yeah Click me again Dan Edge breakfast And the war is taking on the dolphins And the first round of the NRL playoffs We have never won Although we have gone to the grand final The big show twice So we are compiling our team Of New Zealand warriors Click me again Dan's New Zealand warriors

28:54We want as many unlucky people People that think they're a jigs Just specifically for the warriors Or people that are just unlucky in life To be as far away From the next few games as possible It's a bit of a specific person Because you're worried for the warriors You don't want to make anything up And if you are an unlucky person You're going to self-sacrifice Hmm Maybe you are a warriors fan But you every time you watch the game they lose Exactly Or you're the partner of a diehard fan And every time you watch the game with them They lose That's been Dan's story for the last A couple of months Yeah and I would say I'm a new fan Like I'm a new fan of the warriors So I've only just started Probably watching them in the last couple of seasons And every time I watch a game Like specifically and tentally Like I sit down and watch Or go to a game they lose So Dan was watching the game every time Dan was watching the game last week When we won So you're like oh that's good But Dan turned it off When we were losing And we came back in one by one point Which you missed So whenever my eyes are Like laid on a game They start playing badly

29:54So this weekend I'm gonna be as far away from the game as possible I'm not gonna watch it Doesn't even want you to talk about the wires You said full caps Dan Stop even talking about But Nathan if I can't even talk about it Are they They're gonna lose anyway Well, warriors fans are very superstitious Because of the fact that we've never done it Will we please to know Nathan this weekend I'm gonna be as far away From anything to do with the warriors I'm not even gonna wear the merch Good I'm not gonna watch the game I'm not even gonna watch updates Oh and thank you Dan We thank you for your service I'm sacrificing this And I'm hoping that other people are willing to do the same If they're a jinx And I mean that's great for this round But we've talked about getting a bunker And putting all the jinxes in it When we have an elimination game Which could be next week if we lose this game How's that going Clint Are you all gonna Organise in that in the background Producer Carl's doing a lot of the heavy lifting on that one Because I'm gonna be at the game I'm not gonna be at the bunker So you're not I'm not gonna be at the bunker And be at the bunker with Dan No I'm not missing the warriors Run to the grand final Yeah There's a couple of other people that have said they

30:55Or their friends are jinxes So we're working behind the scenes as we say To come up with Maybe it's not gonna be this weekend But in the next few games We organise a bunker Yeah it's underground We all go in there We have a fun night But there's just no warriors And warriors fans Well thank you for your service So if you are a fan of the warriors But you're a jinx Get in touch with us We're organising this behind the scenes It's gonna be a fun night for everybody The warriors as well The last seven times This is crazy The last seven times we've played The dolphins We've with Eva One or lost by within four points The game has been that tight every single time So yeah We need you to be as far away from any broadcast Dan The warriors tomorrow night As possible Thank you This is gonna be a test as well Because this is the first time I've properly not watched a game Great Okay good Thank you So if we win it's 100% I'm a jinx If you want to be on the team Dan's even talking about getting shirts made And everything You want to be on our New Zealand warriors team You worried you're a jinx 3-3-4-3 Let us know

31:56And we'll get you as far away from The warriors games as possible And tight together Boss wasn't really can Yeah We did push that And then we put London too far as well Get your Clint Meaghan Danfax Beage We started doing this before we realised that Venting Actually isn't good for you Yeah I actually like to study The studies just so we could have some Something to say this is why Like validation Like validation It does say Venting does not rely Be-relire Venting does not reduce anger or stress And a Is it a Billy-Cymbal? Is it a Billy-Cymbal? Good idea And a major analysis of 154 studies involving tens of thousands of participants found No evidence that let in our anger makes you feel any bit Yeah I do like a vent though Yeah But you're right Maybe I don't feel better after it long term But it does increase arousal If that's something you're interested in It triggers rumination Which means like you're ruminating

32:57You keep going round and round on those thoughts All right well just on a Friday Very quickly before we get into the weekend We do things we hate And this was actually inspired by something I randomly decided to do You said my wife goes What are you doing? When I Decided to FaceTime a friend without warning I just said I want to chat to him But I want to see him when I chat to him So I FaceTime I'm like Well I'm making him mind I'm like What are you doing? What are you doing? I was like I'm just calling him mate She's at your FaceTimeing I said I know Did they answer? No Yeah exactly I would never answer an uncalled for FaceTime I assume every time it's a butt dial I would always text Free for a quick FaceTime And then if they go Yeah yeah that deserves a text I reckon And if that's how I'm going Then that person's showing me they're engaged The only time I get a FaceTime Unexpectedly I'm like Oh somebody's got to ring on their finger They want to show off Yeah The thing that I want to call out And the thing that I hate Happened to me this week And this is getting this off my chest I got a Can we circle back Email Just circling back on this Yeah you give them Somebody Which in the email was an invitation to something

33:58Which I ignored They wanted me to come to something I'm like I just didn't reply to it And then they go just circling back on this Can we expect you to be here No So do you think that in no reply means no I'm sorry I'm sorry No reply means no It's a 21st or a wedding or something I think you need to reply But if it's just a thing out of the blue To like something That you don't know the person I don't reply to you My mum and dad Sorry my mum and I have argued about this for years Because I see an RSVP as Let me know if you're coming So if I haven't then I'm not But as my mum looks at RSVP as in Let me know if you're coming or not coming Yeah Because I thought it was like a yes I am And if I don't respond Then I'm Respond Then I'm not RSVPing to the event So if I invite you to Coming over to my house for some more derives And a lovely evening And I just don't receive a text back from you I just assume you're not coming No, no but some people aren't like that Some people go, oh that sounds good And they will show up Because they, you know that when people Crazy true Not replying people will be like Yeah, you see you invited me So I'm here I think an RSVP is a list of people Who are coming

34:59No The RSVPing They are coming No, the RSVPing yes or no Means like what is RSVP stand for Some of Mark's Texan saying venting I hate the wooden spoon cutler You get it take away places And let's not forget the stupid paper straws I'm with you with the paper straws Paper straws It makes kill a few first just to get the plastic straws back So clean back sorry Dan I don't know you hate that RSVP means please respond Please respond in the French phrase Respondive is there voos in a bit So that means please respond Not please respond yes Ah it's not a list of yes No yes yes And was that French grammatically correct Ah yeah, respondive is there voodly Bang on I hate people that say French wrong And Sarah Just circling back to that Sarah's taking a Just a quick text saying low rise jeans coming back Not for me I don't mind I've noticed as well the G-Banger Popping out the top of the pants on a girl's coming back in I've seen the least of it

36:00So out in public There you have the whale town Like a crop top And then the low rise gen And then a whale town G-Banger Yeah Hey um Not for me Interesting Producing Carl got the email I'm not sure if anyone else has But it was a bit of a warning saying that There is a certain act That is very close to selling out Before they perform in New Zealand on Sunday And so maybe people need to know about this Because I don't want you missing out Surprising that they've nearly sold out Ah don't do that I'm going on Sunday I reckon they just say that so much Is it the Sunday? That makes you think that's the thing to do Better get in quick meag they're almost sold out Who is it? Finanets Take the edge of your name With Clint Megan Dan What does Close to selling out mean Because I think it means exactly what it says That it's close to selling out Dan Things it's the opposite It depends of say for instance of Taylor Swift Camed in New Zealand And she said she's close to selling out I'd probably believe it

37:01Right But when MKTO says it Oh I go Hmm I've had tickets for how long now meag But at the moment they went on sales No you know what I was at the time Because he was worried They were going to sell out I was at the five gig And while I was at the gig with all the other millennials I turned to my wife and I said Let's buy MKTO tickets right now So we bought them We bought them while at a five concert Which is super millennial of us But I can't believe they're not playing It's far cleaner But they're playing at the studio Which doesn't hold his many I will say Look MKTO They have a couple of bangers don't they In fact I see No they have four Four They have Got only nose I've never heard the song in my life Bad girls American Dream which is their best

38:03Great so what's the other one Classic Look at four I'd say three They're about four th ones a stretch How much is a ticket From memory of a 80 90 bucks I think Now where would you place those three hits You'd open with one of them Then you'd put another one mid show And then close on something else So what are they doing in the middle of that That's my question So Dan thinks it's one of those ones Where they haven't moved enough tickets So they're saying Quick It's close to selling out So we all frantically go and buy them When an actual fact there's a lot left over And I'll shade to MKTO Because they did you know They have had three hits But I'd be very surprised if the concert is Quote Close to selling out I mean the annoying thing is there's a Sunday So we're gonna be a little bit dusty on a Monday But it's worth it I think When the song comes on It's gonna be insane I'm gonna be third wheeling though With you and your life That's Them saying they're close to selling out Is like me saying I'm close to being at a ticket

39:04Because I watch some crime docus You know like it's just You're just Belishing the truth in a little Yeah somebody says they should be doing a free concert Brinum up More likely Oh that is so out of place That's a lot Yeah free I was saying someone else is too Yeah I'm close to getting married I signed up for Tinder last week Oh yeah So go Now let's catch it on Let's catch it on You can take more ticks if you want Yeah I reckon I might have to do the edge What are you close to doing Inverted commas Yeah That's so mean I hope MKTO won't listen to this Guys A lot of guys we love you so much Someone said they're close to being loyal Because they're thinking about studying law Yep that passed the bar first Takes Quite a few years I imagine Alright Dude Dan's fun little game What are you close to doing The day is almost upon a Sunday night MKTO Comes with a shores of New Zealand That have my tickets along with many other millennials For a while and got an email saying it's close to selling out Which Dan thinks

40:04Yes we take the piss out of Means it is not Close at all the selling out And they're desperate to move the final tickets Before they cancel the show And I don't want to be the guy that's punching down to MKTO Because I think they're a successful band They've got three big hits But I'm just saying Is that enough to be saying we're nearly sold out I don't know 73 bucks a ticket Cheaper than I thought mech And 175 if you want to meet in Greek Mmm Baggen So what have you nearly done What have you Yeah go quite a few ticks coming in Dan do you want to go through some of those Prior head to the phones Someone said I'm close to being a millionaire Because I've just put a lot of ticket Oh See brilliant This is what we want All right that's got a map Matt What are you What are you close to doing Matt I'm close to opening for Fischer Because I'm a DJ in a pickle See Yeah Oh yeah Yeah Oh what's your DJ name Even if you bet though Um I did you all get small town big gig Can I open for thinking day See I said I don't remember you Matt I reckon you'll one step away From being open Yeah And how often do tell people that when they go

41:05Do you DJ Anything big you go Yeah open for leaking duck ones Yeah I don't say the location though Yeah Yeah Fair enough Thanks Matt And it's just text through saying I've got a receptionist job So I'm close to being the CEO That's what we want Nice one step away Once we're going to hear Richie What are you close to doing I have six minutes away from finishing work Yeah Yeah So you're close to me Get up the DJ Matt Murray's on I've been to Cargill Oh Oh you know DJ Matt Murray Oh I might do Yeah Well this isn't the phone or do you know Matt Murray Great thing Gary Matt's doing really well Matt is getting closer and closer Yeah he is He's the opening person for first round Yeah Someone said I'm close to being pregnant Because I just had sex Thanks for that one Thanks Sarah Now everybody knows I'm close to being a race car driver Because I'm in the fast lane on the motorway Declan You're one step away from Formula One And this one's really big I'm standing next to a diesel pump this morning So I'm close to being a truck No you guys are mean

42:05I'll get the final laugh I know you see my answer stories Sing it along I still might be there I still might be declan Hey if it's close to selling out If you think it's quite big Boy it tickles now Hurry up Coming up We're climbing to get down Thousand dollars on the line with easy money If you think you get the job done The letter is K For one K Thousand bucks going into Banky County The weekend if you can get the job done What do we get? Seven or eight We got up to number nine with two Yeah that's right it's seven o'clock So you need a little bit of a bit of showing That just call oh at a hundred of the edge And you're close to winning a thousand bucks True We'll do it in 90 seconds Here we go Thousand bucks Could be going to a first time call in this morning Love our cash kids the other woodwork I could be wrong but I think this is a second First time call it from Hawks Bay today What's going on in Hawks Bay?

43:05Yeah What's going on? Yeah Yeah how you going? Hey Yo Han's a cool name It's not going to cool dude Is he just being turned on or something in the Hawks Bay I think he's going on Yeah it's got to be the one to listen to That's your name Thanks mate Oh thanks Well Yo Han you're a letter this morning is K You ready to play? Awesome Yep let it rip Okay You can pass If we've got time we'll come back You just can't give us the same answer twice Here we go Thousand bucks We're lucky Yo Han Sit Give me a name Given An animal A kangaroo A body part Knee Something in the house Kettle A food brand A pub A TV show A four litre word Quite Something you wear A female singer A female singer A female singer Kali Clarkton

44:06Time Oh you got a teen Got a teen And question ten Baka Couple of passes in the mix Oh True That was a good effort It was a good effort I think it sounds like you were distracted as well There was the kids in the background Are you trying to pair and answer questions Yeah it's got a little one A multi-tasking You did very well Faving a little one in the background Thank you for playing Yo Han Yeah a couple of skips Food brand Kellogg's craft KFC if you're playing at home KFC was a surre A TV show Keep it up the Kardashians Cat and Kim my favorite of all times When you start thinking about When you've been on a gravy train You've been getting something for free For so so long And it's like Something you'd usually have to pay for That's been me for the last six months When it comes to haircuts And it's finally ended At gravy Barely been for free We've had shout outs up the wa-zoo for this Tommy Guns Tommy Gun Tommy Guns Tommy Guns We know about that Fantasy Navy

45:11I'm going to break! Come on down to the greenie train and stop free city. Now I never asked for this but for the last I want maybe it's been over six months, maybe it's been nearly a year I've been getting free here. It feels like it's been forever Dan can I ask you know say that as you're free and you know what it's been free. And so what a joy it is because for your cuts are expensive. I didn't realise this because I've been getting free for so long I'm out of touch. But the other day I went into the place where I get my free haircut no walls. Why do you get them for free? Does your mum know the owner or something? I think because um... Because why? Wow I don't want to say. I have told you but I forgot. I forgot. So why would you out of anybody else get a free haircut? Silly pretty innit? Oh that's right. And um... Well that's awkward I'm sorry I just made you my pick. Well I would say I am. They listen. So I went in there one time they were like no charge.

46:12Don't worry about it. And I was like no I swear I honestly I'm happy today. Silly pretty money is not welcome here. And I was like no please I honestly want to pay like I know like no we won't take your money. So fine. And then that happens. Yeah but then that happens. You were talking about me. She's like just talk about us on here. Yes that's right. And I always do. And Dan but I won't anymore because I went the other day. And just know and it got to the point where now I go in there and I almost expect to just wall sound. Because I'm Dan from the radio. And so when in the other day and there was no one there that I recognized because I love all the people there. And when in there they didn't know my name. They didn't know my haircut. So I sat down and was fine. And then I got up and as I would usually do I just went see you later and walked out. Ooh. Because it's got so comfortable that now it's free. Ooh I feel sick. And in which case I got halfway down the mall before the lady from the reception area came down running after me saying you haven't paid. And so I had to go back and pay $65. But you know what's so gross.

47:12What did he say? What did you say? Did you have to say I normally don't pay? No I didn't know God. No I just said that I'd forgotten like I've forgotten. Oh my God silly me. Jesus. So why has the change? They've changed hands. Change me. The owners have gone. Now they probably did recognize you and think that Dan Webby thinks he doesn't have to pay for haircuts because he's a celebrity. If a EFList's celebrity thinks he can just come in here and get a free haircut. I don't think they recognize me to be honest. So my gravy train is ended. But for such a long time I was going and getting free haircuts. What a joy it was. Oh it is amazing to have a gravy train. I don't think it needs to necessarily be free but you could have like a mate that works somewhere and they give you their staff just kind of like 60% off. And when a gravy train is over because you're right you come to expect that over time. It's devastating. Maybe you just work next to a cafe and that cafe gives you cheap or free coffees because your business is next to them. And then you've moved. And you're always sending clients to their business and they appreciate it. Yeah. My best friend uses my Disney account.

48:12So I mean luckily we'll stay best friends for life but I imagine. You know if I ever wanted to get back at her. Something. Yeah if you guys out of Fallout I imagine every time you have an argument she's like you're right, man. Yeah. The other reason she stays friends with me is my Disney account. Yeah. So it's got a gravy train with her boat hocks. They just pull in that gravy and keep for every month. It's delicious. What is the gravy train that you're riding at the moment? And maybe we also take calls from people that unfortunately their gravy train has come to its final stop. And you look back at those times and just reminisce at how incredible they were. How long you wrote it for. You've just said it on that gravy train looking out the window enjoying life. Someone said Dan 60 bucks for a haircut. What do you part Poodle? I got no. Yeah. Dude see it got like 30 bucks. Yeah they do. They like shave your ears and stuff and do all that stuff. Yeah. It was all of them for full hog. Well. Alright. What was your gravy train that came to its final stop? Oh 800 there. You're 3343 on text. Oh no.

49:12Come on down to the gravy train. It's up free city. Is your gravy train over? Or are you still riding it? Getting something ridiculously cheap or free? Yeah look it has become clear to us being on the text machine lot of people have been riding that gravy train. They haven't did and there was a little fun parts of life right I think. But this text they make gravy train has been going strong for 10 years. My Papa paid for my family plan of Spotify and forgot that my sister and I joined what he initially paid for it. He's been paying for 10 years. Wow. What about this similar one with family? My landlord. Wall is my uncle. Rent hadn't changed in 8 years. Then he came to us and said I'm going to start charging market rent. Christmas was all good. Oh, sad to know what that's about. Oh, come on. There are some things in life if you're in a position that you have a house that your family members can live in. Surely you give them mates right? Yeah, exactly. Oh, I suppose it's for 8 years. Yeah true. Catherine, morning. Morning. So your hubby used to work for Fonterra?

50:12He did. He went for Fonterra and taken a knee and they have a staff shop there. So he would buy for 20 bucks. It's like a 25 centimetre slab of breaching. Like just the circle ones but just imagine it like huge. Yeah. Honestly, if I was getting free chairs, I'd be the size of a house. So did you say how much? Did I miss that? It was, I think it was either 15 or 20 dollars. Wow. My God. How big was that? So he probably get one of those. I'd say 25 or maybe 30 centimetres. We used to have a bit of cheese crackers. Mixed gone. Mixed gone. Yeah, we. We're not going to have just like bread with melted breachies on it. For the listen time. Is that what you're doing? The gravy trains over. You said he used to work. Does that work? Yeah, no, he works at Tartar now. And they've got a staff shop but obviously it's not like breachies or anything. Yeah, but that's okay. It was a good run while last. Just having cheese for breakfast lunch and dinner.

51:13Just everything's cheese. Good attitude. Thanks. Thanks, everyone. All right. What about you, Natalie? It was the gravy train. Subnet. Your gravy train. Your gravy train is over. It was good while you were on it. What was it? Yeah, I worked in an optometrist and we got free glasses every year. And I worked there for five years. It was amazing. And then I had to leave inside a new job. It was just time. And now my prescription keeps changing every six months and I have to pay for glasses. And prescription glasses are expensive as well. So that was a really good gravy train. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, because that's a good thing. So now for people that do work or need to work in a... Should have worked at Spex Havis. Let's... Do we go to Cal? Because he was when he was 16. His gravy train ended or is he not? Oh, there he is. He just got to Cal. Morning Cal. Morning, team. So yeah, my gravy train ended when I was 16. Got my first job and had to start paying rent and contributing to the household. Oh, one of those ones. Right. He just got any money.

52:13Got to contribute. But at the moment, I've got two moochers that are riding the gravy train at the moment. 10-year-old. 10-year-old. Yeah, payback. My 18, okay, they get a bus. That's what they call payback, Cal. Are you going to do the same things to your kids after you went through it? Is it one of those things that I had to do it? Or did it not teach you enough of the listening you'll continue to board them without pay? Oh, no, 100%. I've got a 19-year-old daughter who currently pays rent and contributes towards her part of the household. So these two little guys will do the same thing. Yeah. Ah! Thank you to the band, guys. What? You just found out. They've got six more years on the gravy train. That's forever. At least, it's tips through saying that a hubby gives her facials every week. That must be bloody good for your skin. Who's in there? Someone on the text machine. Get facials every week. Yeah. I wish I could get a facial every week. I bet. Honestly, whenever I get one, I'd come out feeling a million bucks.

53:13Yeah. Just honestly, the best feeling in the world, isn't it? Yeah, yeah. Are they qualified? You know, I'm sorry. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you paid good money for it. Yeah, okay. Sometimes they can be expensive. Yeah, mate. I think the last time I got a facial was like 70 bucks. Did you pay them or did they pay you? I did buy them, you can chase them up. Scroo-run and not so fully gone over the heads. It's breakfast, quit me again. Yeah. It's flat idle. Right. Five flats looking to win six tickets to R&V accommodation and a VIP vintage club upgrade with the original songs that they've written and created this week. We've had such a caliber, a high caliber of songs coming through in another one this morning. Yeah, we've got. Hopefully. Yeah, sure. In Italy, morning. You there, Natalia? Sorry, good morning. It's on mute this year's. Hey, are you feeling confident after hearing the others? Um, I would say definitely not.

54:15The other groups have done a good job. Definitely not. It's your honest. Yeah. Hey, maybe we've saved the best tool last. You never know, Natalia. That's right. I think if you were going to save the best for last, I think you'd definitely pick the wrong song. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Now I'm excited to hear about it. No, the area I'm about to move. I reckon this is a tactical play from her. She's talking it down so we're impressed when we hear the song. Some of the votes, you know. That's all right. You'll take sympathy votes, weren't you? Yeah, well, I think it's safe to say that even we won't be voting for. Oh, my, oh, my. Oh, my. That's all right. We won't be voting for her. Okay, well, tell us about your version. What's the song about and like, why did you do it? Our song is basically just about us not being able to afford our own V. But we really want to go to the L first time. Oh, my god. You're going to be the only. Okay, well, let's hear what's it called. You've got to introduce that. Okay, this is the shadow and this is take us to our RV.

55:18Okay, not holding out high. Here we go. Thanks Natalia. Yeah, final song and flat idol. Good luck. So that's all right. Good. Have a nice day. We won't be voting for her. Please thank our ticket free. Totally over-sulphous. I like the better phrase for the RV sun. The coach has heard of her the synchronization. We're going to forfeit when we start our position. Hey, I took music in your nine. Oh, that doesn't count. I have to play the whole thing. Take a second. If you thought us broke, we'll be courage.

56:20And now we're clink and make the way we can hear. Thank you so much. Jesus. Jesus. One of the mic-tickling over the sun. I have great experience. Natalia, please come back. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. One of the mic-tickling over the sun. I have great experience. Natalia, did you on purpose not sing at the same time? No. And be honest, did you record that on a toaster? We just did the best with what we had. It was definitely the furthest things from musician. And we didn't eat any AI. Yeah. And although I think New Zealand might have wished to use the little. No, I'm going to be standing up. Natalia, that sound like it was way out of your comfort zone. And you did it. We've all been in the position where we've done something. Being like, OK, that's enough. And then we hear the opposition. We go, oh my god, what am I doing? Michelle said, ha ha ha.

57:20They've got my vote brilliant. OK. Well, yeah, who knows Natalia? We don't know where the, it's not over until it's over. Man, then Graham said, more life and a mortuary. Right. So it's me. Yeah, yeah, yeah. OK. I'm voting and studying. Let's recap all of them. OK. All of Justin Dan, you don't know what to compare that to. I'm going to get that was a hot break. Yeah. Should we recap that one? Or that we should we consider that's already recapped? That's reggae. OK, go ahead. We get the other four. We'll open up the voting. But who are you voting for? If you have caught a few of them this week. The other ones are really good, guys, I just say. You have the shortest one compared to that one. The sympathy voter still a vote. It's flat idle. You have to decide who did it best and the winning flat. The voting will be open through until Monday, 7am. We'll announce the winner on Monday. They'll get six tickets to R&B, a combination and a VIP vintage club upgrade for their flat. So the three of us don't have any say, do we? No, we get no say whatsoever. All we can do is play the songs is a bit of a, I guess, a recap of all the ones that we have.

58:20And you can text the word flat to 3343, we're sending you the voting link. And you know, it is hard because sometimes it comes down to like, maybe the most talented won't win. Somebody might just have the underdog nurse. They might just feel sorry for them. They might have bigger families, bigger friends. Yeah, a bit of following on and stuff. Yeah, yeah, so it, yeah. Or what happened? This was White Palace Monday. It's so cool it's getting up, seeing John and her playlists and John and her dreams of being hits. The deck she's gone from, the crew, John Summit, mate. She's coming for you. It's great, Lauren. Written very well. Yeah, yeah. Obviously, a bit of AI. The 2-1-2 flat. All of them reach the laughing of the time. We're gonna keep up, so we will say. We'll keep on grooving on anyway. I mean, that hits off to them. They did well. Yep. Then we had flat notes, the flat musicians. Flat musicians, yes, studying music. When someone's in trouble, yeah, we're ready to go. Got the whole flat packed up and we're here in the road.

59:21And feels like he's the whole of them. Makes it slow. No, anyone, anyone is. I'll say about them. They should start like a kid's band like the Wiggles. Yeah, they. The boys are doing all the musicians, sorry, all the instruments and then the girls doing the vocal. Chazettes really set the high watermark for a lot of people. Yesterday. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And a bit of a rap breakdown as well. You can listen to all of these when you do vote, by the way. And then we have the chateau that we just heard before. Do we have a highlight of that, Claid? Oh, I've got a clip. Okay. How do they spell chateau as it was at the stage? Let's see. I'm very, very. It's very, very. It's the chateau. It's the key of family. Okay. So we need a finalist. All right. We have Zara Zara. How do you feel about today's performance? And who do you think you're going to vote for overall? Everyone being honest today's performance just made me feel bad for.

1:00:23Yeah. That's right. I mean, I. And it was like that. They weren't obviously talented. And she did say that. They didn't have any musical talent. Yeah. It would have taken a lot to put that in the audience. To tell that. And then to listen to all the other ones who know your life. Yeah. It would have taken more to actually email it. Yeah. True. All right. Zara, who cares your vote? I think I'd like for the four to set. Yeah. Pretty amazing with their... What does it take me? To that edge came off. To make a dance. What? Well, there's a few texts coming through for that one as well. But it's not up to us as it is up to New Zealand. Yeah. Flat to 3-3-4-3 with Sengi the Link voting is open all weekends. Want to hear more of Clint McGinton? But completely unfiltered. Catch the Overthinkers audio and video part every single day on the Rover app. Or if you get your pot. Overthinkers. Rover. Music. Radio. Podcasts.