Greatest Eight - 12 September

0:00This is a podcast from Rover Why will you never show your phone to anyone again unsupervised? We'll get all that coming up in the next couple hours Produce a car. We are on time Megan Dan. We heard from them actually. Oh, no Meg is here, but she's just in the bathroom She's just doing a massive morning. Yeah, I yeah, okay. Sometimes she doesn't time that right all right Well, hopefully she joins us next when we kick off the greatest day. I should just go back me Are you really are you done with the toilet? Can you yeah Saturday morning come on mate? Gda is Brady and welcome back to another producers diary

1:01Come was away at the start of the week this week and if you didn't know where he was I've made this for you and Hawaii Oh, Lani Disney resort and spa I Don't know if I told you damn doesn't Hawaii. Oh, Lani resort beautiful spot Dan is gonna catch me up on all the things that I miss while I was away in Hawaii And I'm back from a pretty quick trip to Hawaii. I've been away a few days because I was in Dimension it he was in Hawaii. Yeah, so we need to know and if you do go there, I will Lani resort Yeah, bro get that back and Dan woke up on the wrong side of the bed on Monday Get on with it Sorry Take it take it in the mood or morning. Yes, I have and I couldn't forget your weekly dose of clon digging down out of context I'm usually waiting for an only woman to leave woman to finish so I can get on you finish on GC My wife's have my pubes in her mouth. Okay, we're finishing on a tart Felt something hard on my mouth and now it's time for the easy money blunder of the week

2:07The letter is if I'm gonna give me something you buy at a supermarket Younger a country France a relative Father and occupation Big Paper the drink truck again a drink handheld drink a musical instrument Finger of something I can't say the same thing. I can't say the same thing. I can't say the same thing. Stop, time. Still only one winner for f***ing. Lucy from the night show came in on Tuesday to fill in for scandal for me while she was away. And it didn't take long for a bit of ages and to start creeping in. I am far from further in between his movie. It must be all in their 40s now the actors. Season 1, premiered in 2008. Tell you of being loose. I don't like to. God, I've already had a 30s. That's so awesome! He's lying, Lucy! Dan managed to get an unexpected confidence boost after a phone about what was the worst thing

3:08that you've had in your mouth. I had an espresso machine. One day, you know where your pop-top open and put the pod in. I'm going to say like a 3-inch cockroach. Rolled out? Three inches! It was massive. It was the big mama one. Happy foyer mate. Purchasing your house if your mate has become increasingly more popular but Meg isn't keen on becoming Dan's new bunk buddy. I've got a few friends and they were best mates at Border House together. We like filled it with flatmates. To get even more out of the rooms, they stayed on bunk beds in one room and then rented out all the others. Oh my god, I don't know. I've had the bunk bed. You got Meg and I purchased our show-gun-top bunk. Oh no, you're a bedwitter. It's just a bit of a interest. And that wraps it up for producers Diary this week. Have a good weekend. You bloody legends and up the wives. The best date moments from Clip Megan Dan this week. It's the greatest date. We're on a podcast the other day with Jess Quent.

4:08Gosh, she's an amazing woman. She is model. She's an entrepreneur. She's got a business. She also lost her one of her leagues to Cancer when she was an 8-year-old. Something that came up that I thought, when it came to, I don't need to go through all the births with Miller, but I had a pretty scary birth. And I got rushed into surgery. You guys know that part. Very scary for everybody involved. Very scary for my husband who had Toddler and a brand new baby and his wife was in surgery for hours. And didn't hear anything. Yeah, there it is. Really frightening. And the last time he saw me, I was passed out with blood everywhere. But the thing that is really terrible that I haven't, I don't think you're admitted to you guys, is that when I did come to him and I woke up from the surgery, yeah, I am alive. I'm sitting there. I am so chilled out on the anesthesia, which kind of makes you a little loopy. So I wake up from this, and my midwife is there, and so the nurse is, and I'm like, brilliant.

5:08I'm great. And they're like, awesome. We'll let Guy know, and I go, stop. Don't do that. And they go, what? Let him sit and worry. Oh, that's not, that's not in part of your brand. Oh my God. So I can surprise them when I get rolled up, and they go, oh, are you sure? When I get rolled up. Like, you know, I brought back into the room. Oh, I'm like a money. I'm alive. God, what you'd been, is that that much? Yeah, yeah, yeah. To be fair, it was pretty bad down there. And they go, are you sure about that? So I'm just going to spice it up. Who wants to go get some streamers? The nurse is like, I actually do want to see how he reacts. So like, I sit there for another 45 minutes to an hour in recovery. Like, I'm sitting there. I'm chilly. It's a long time. I'm just chilling out. I'm totally fine. I'm basically good. I'm loopy-ass. And then they finally find somebody to do,

6:08because they have to get people to like, okay, we have to wheel you up, and they have to find the right muscles. It's busy. So they finally wheel me back up, and my here's my moment. And then they get wheeled into the room, and I'm going to go, hey, sucker, I'm still alive. I don't know. I don't know. Like, still alive. Lose, are you crying? What is wrong with me? Haven't seen my baby yet. So it's like, you know, like, basically, I still don't really know what it is. And then they, I'm going up to the room. I'm like, here I go, here I go. And then they spin the bed around, because they put you in head first. So I don't even get to see a surprise. And I remember being like, I'm going to spin you around through the door. I don't even go, no, wait. What's he doing? I can't see him crying. Has anybody got the party poppers? The best state moments from Clip Mangan Dan this week, it's the greatest state. I had a 90s day, I called it a 90s day. So I didn't dress up 90s or anything, but I did treat my life as if I were a 90s parent, if I was in the 90s. So basically, my phone was only able to be used for phone calls.

7:08That's it. I had to go somewhere, I didn't know where to go. So I had to do the map and then write down directions on a piece of paper and then remember it. So I didn't use Google Maps, I loved it, Dan. And then I had to think of something for dinner that night. Normally, I had, like, I had something in the freezer that I was like, what can I do with this? Normally, I just quickly Google or go on tech talk. I got it at my recipe books and looked up a recipe and went back to doing that. And it sounds so lame that I even have to do this. But it was the way that I didn't use my phone at all. Sometimes I'm like, okay, I'm off social media today. But then I still am going on my phone to like Google that or go on Google Maps or text that person back or a message something or quickly Google and think about that thing that President I dare I had and just been completely off it. Was so good for my brain. I couldn't believe how great it was by the end of that. I was regulated, I hadn't found stress, I hadn't snapped to the kids. There was so many things that I sat there and I was like, and I was happy that I got so much more done. So much more done, which makes me realize how much of a time waste to our phone is. How quickly I can lose five minutes, ten minutes.

8:09Without it, it really slows everything down. Even just the process of everything. I mean, you're having to look through like a cookbook? I know. But I had more time, so much more time. And I couldn't recommend it enough. And the fact that I took everything away rather than just that I'm not going to go on social media today. Really changed all of it. It was so fabulous. I love the guy. I've looked at a cookbook. No. Ten years. Who needs Edmunds when you've got a do- TikTok or Google or Pinterest or, you know, you can find a recipe on anything. Now, a lot of people use TikTok to find recipes. I do wonder if cookbook sales have dropped off. They must have. In the last like ten years, with the introduction of TikTok and stuff, because they're genuinely, if you've got a smart phone, no reason why you should be looking at a cookbook. Unless you want like a specific Nadia limb or something. But even then, you can Google it. And Matt, do you remember when our parents used to have to literally have a map book in front of them on a road trip? And then they would cause these arguments because your mum would be flipping the map like going,

9:11no, it's this way. We're facing this way and they're going left and then he's like, well, you're reading the map. But oh, I missed it. Yeah. And all that juice of phoenix, you're dead. We have the map all over the steering wheel while he's driving on the motherway going. Where am I going? It's these tiny little, you can't pinch it. No, so you don't squint at these tiny little roads. On Friday night, it's a tiny husband. I was like, something doesn't work well with my brain. This overstimulation of available information to me, to someone like me who always needs an answer, who always just needs to quickly add something to the list or think of that. It was so blissful to have it, what I am now calling a 90s day. Was there anything you really struggled with with that? That was really just great. Because they completely cut it off. There were definitely moments where I went to reach for my phone and I was like, oh yeah, yeah. But because cutting the whole thing off together made it so much easier than just half cutting it off. I'm not going to cheat my messenger today. I'm not going to do this. I really loved it. That's a great idea for a reality TV show. You drop a whole load of Gen Z and millennials in a random location with a map and a car.

10:11And I have to get somewhere. I'd watch that. The best state moments from Clip Miggins and Dan this week, it's the greatest state. We listed some art and she drew our Dan and we saw it pop up on Instagram. And while she was drawing it and she's very clever artist and tattooist, she said this about our Dan Webe. And I think Dan's a very good role model for men and boys in New Zealand. It's so refreshing to see a man who embraces his femininity. So, no, keep it going because then she says I'm also very very masculine. Don't have time, buddy. We're easy money soon. So, have you been inspired by Dan? And to do what? Okay, well, we've got lots of cool Dan too. Oh, yeah, but that will be taken because. I'm not sure if he's not. Hi, Bill and Dan. What is Dan inspired you to do? Well, this is the first time I've heard about this. And I did see him on TikTok or what. So, it's not one of my husband showed me of beard or something. But you know, it's not the size it matters.

11:12Right, I'm hung up on it. I'm hung up on it. You haven't inspired her to embrace. No, she's having no. She's not. So, first is I've been inspired to consider the name Maverick for our baby boy. Because of Dan. You know what? That is my favorite day. I tried to get across the line for my son George, but it wasn't working with Hannah Moa. This is a good text and I agree with you, Athena. And Dan's defense, the people he'd be inspiring, are likely not the type with the confidence to call. Yes, thank you. I'm trying to hear what comes. Okay, what about Jessie? Oh, Jessie. Let's see. Jessie, Jessie, Jessie. Hello, Jessie. Hi, Dan's inspired me to put being in a play on my bucket list. Oh, that's a holy one. Yes, I, Dan, is the theatre boy of the show. Yeah, you know what? I don't want to spoil your dreams, Jessie, but I haven't been in a play over 10 years. Sorry, we did hook the musical. Oh, yes. Yeah, I mean, that was one hell of a play. But being was the star.

12:12Have you done it, Jessie, or is it still too happen one day? Well, I've got quite young children play. I don't have the time to commit to doing it, but I think it's definitely something on the bucket list. You should. It's very good for confidence. Yeah, and I've just been like looking at some of the plays that are sort of around and what they're like looking for. Well, maybe we'll do hook the musical too. But it's like, I've got what type of play that I want to be in, like, whether it's like, you know, a fun or if it wants to be drama cells. Oh, my goodness. And then you finish on Jessie. You were finished on Jessie. And Belinda did say she wasn't making fun of you in just more pain, by the way. She was actually really inspired by that. And I'm like, well, I'm gonna go do more Alex, what inspires you about Dan? Oh, no, I'm not inspired. I just want to play Easy Money. Thank you. Thank you. The best eight moments from Clip Miggand Dan this week. It's the greatest sight. Morning, Sven. Where are you coming to us from this morning? Thank you so much, Megan. Yes. Good to you as well. And thank you so much for having me coming to you live from Hawaii.

13:14I've been flowing over here from the good people at Disney to experience their brand new resort. Oh, wow. What a coincidence because it's clenched over their toes. It is. Yeah, Dom. What are the chances? It's so funny. You say that ex-Nasora man yesterday by the pool. And he had a shirt off and he was flaunting his metro sexual tattoos. And he was obnoxiously talking as well. And I thought to myself, that guy is either a wannabe dolphin trainer or a closeted homosexual. And it turns out it was both. It was Clinton Randall. Yeah, we've actually hardly heard from him this whole trip. No matter how many times we've messaged him. Can you hunt him down for a chat if you are out and about in the public? Well, funny you should say that, JJ, because it's your lucky day. I've tracked him down right now. Clinton Randall morning. I'm Clinton Randall and I'm the host of the Massager. That's great stuff. What have your family been doing this whole time while you've been in Disneyland? I ended up doing a hacker drug busload of people with my shirt off.

14:16Not one of my finest moments. Oh, that does sound embarrassing. Is that the most shameful thing you've ever done? I think my bell's to Jamie on our wedding day. That's a great one. Have you just recorded clips from things Clinton said on the radio instead of actually finding him and talking to him? Don't be stupid, Megan. Of course he's with me, aren't you, Clinton? My mom loves me with hairy chests. Right, OK. Back to you in the studio, I guess, guys. Thanks, Finn. Thanks for that. Thanks for being with Finn and dancing with us. What's he doing there? My mom loves me with hairy chests. Oh, he's still talking. I'm trying to try and try to make friends with him. My mom is friends with him. OK, thanks for being friends with him. I'll think of him. I'm going to cut him off. I said, cut him off. He just needs going to be gutted. The best eight moments from Clinton and Dan this week, it's the greatest sight. What was the worst thing that you've had in your mouth? Yeah, I had a lovely coffee out of my, whatever, these portable coffee cups felt something hard in my mouth. Put it between my teeth and go, what is that?

15:17Pulled it out and it's a full bug. It's a full cockroach, sort of some sort of brown, shelled bug. All it's legs. Just died and off it died in my mouth. I don't know if it died in my coffee. Yeah. And I haven't been able to be quite settled since good as Sarah. It wasn't me, but my sister. OK. I was just sitting on a chubby tub and she was eating away halfway through eating it cracked the top open. And it has just an air bubble. Yeah. And it just like spewed out with ants. No, no, no, no, I never ate another chubby chubby. Are you joking? I didn't know that was going to be a mess. I was just going to get it. We've never had another one. Yeah. Dan, it's a chubby chubby, not a chubby chubby. Oh, whatever it was. I don't want a chubby chubby in your mouth. It might be tough. It might be tough. It might be tough. Listen, what was the worst thing you've had in your mouth? I had an espresso machine. And one day, you know, you pop the top open and put the pod in. I'm going to say like a three inch cockroach crawled out. Three inches. It was massive.

16:17It was the big mama one. And then we checked the fact that three inches massive. No, I don't know. That's very, very big. Sure, I'm going to say. And then you look at the back where the water goes in. And there's probably like 500 babies floating in there. 500 babies. No, now Melissa. And then the dad crawled out. Honestly, Melissa, this is a wake up call for you. And I hope it was the fact that you've got a family of cockroaches nesting in your espresso makes you think. And I hope it did that you need to clean your house a bit off more often. No way. And Gavin, what's the worst thing you've had in your mouth? I was in Brisbane, so nothing stood off New Zealand. I got a takeaway and got back to the coffee to work and gave him his and my and I took my first sip, which I love that first sip of a little flat white where you get a nice creamy taste. Yeah. I didn't get that. I got something else in my mouth and I thought that feels weird. Took it out and it was a green snot with nasal hairs through it.

17:18And my colleague actually dry reached and threw out. And I've had PTSD ever since. I'm going to be late. Lou Geed into the time of your coffee. They snop out. I got it in. I couldn't believe it. Had you returned. I'm bad at customer-were you. Had you returned your coffee the first time there wasn't hot enough or something? Had it on the top of the cup. Showed it to you. And she was like, I don't know what that is and flipped it off and I was like, oh my God. I'm going to be going to that cafe. Go away, Gavin. The best eight moments from Clip Miggins and this week, it's the greatest sight. I'd love to know what did they see when you handed your phone over to somebody. And so you'll never actually do that again. I think you now have a rule after I was showing a American guy like Tekka Pa and how beautiful it is. And then I forgot that I urinated into that like and submitted that video to scenic piss which was on Instagram. Millions of followers. It's just a dumb fun thing. Did they ever share it out of interest? I don't know if they did. Not sure. Yeah.

18:18Yeah. What happened to you and you're like, now I will never give my phone to anybody ever again. Mine's my friend. She won't mind me saying this. I hope. She had a guy around one time and she'd gone to the toilet and her laptop had died and they're about to watch a movie. So I charged her laptop. But he needed her password. So before she walked out the room, she put her password in but it was dead. And the last time it died, she was watching some adult fun stuff. And he would have been dead. Oh, not me. And it was mad video. Oh my God. Yeah. And I was so mad and she literally had to just like roll over the laugh like crime because it was so awkward to the point where like he just got up and was like, why you watch it? Why would you never hand your phone over to anyone again? Um, I came to take lots of photos and videos of everything I'm doing. Uh oh. And so, great day last year. I took a video of my boyfriend trying to finish his crate. I showed my family this video and then they continued swiping throughout my camera roll. Uh oh. And ended up seeing.

19:19And I rated video of him chasing me on a crate day. Oh, so obviously finished the crate then. They finished the crate but then they decided to keep looking if you finished a secret. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. My mother and I was scrolling looking photos of her grandson scrolled to far and sort of photo of my hemroid. Oh my god. Oh my god. So many of these going through. Oh my god. You have to get to easy money. But they were looking at this again. What the? Well sit there. What? They're pinching and zooming out. They're closer to Mars or something. The best state moments from Clip Miggins and this week, it's the greatest state. We have asked to rate us out of 10. The game is that you have to give yourself a number that you think would be within the margin of error

20:22Point five of what people think about you. Yeah, and it's a hundred strangers that are rating you on your looks We asked you to rate us on our looks. I worry that some of you are trying to be too nice to us Yeah, don't be nice I will say Andrew the guy that rated me a three. I'd like to see a photo you oil painting We'll go to the calls but in the background We have collated all of the numbers Yeah divided by divided them by the amount of people of Texan So we do have the listener average of meg down in myself. So just first off. What are you rating Dan? Dan's a seven on video but a nine in person So you're just saying I'm ugly at least you see me in real life I'm a better better actually okay. No, absolutely not ugly Clint eight to nine Meg eight to nine. Oh, so you'd say I'm a solid nine in real life Absolutely solid nine. I've never had that put on you can live just Jacob Dan I was Dan. I'm sorry. I went I'd like to see photo you All right meg I

21:22Mean Kevin Clint I went nine Should I go to the results and find out who's did it not put us down? Jacob's name Okay, I've just received a four it's really a mixed bag. Yeah, but Christine's given you a nine point two I know but yeah, but let's not go to her because she gave me oh no she gave me seven Seven point two would we like to know where we sat with with the average okay? So you've got to be within point five of the answers we gave ourselves again meg What did you give yourself a five point seven? Okay? I got myself a seven point nine and Dan gave himself a seven Okay, let's find out who's alive and who's dead Dan your average Is 6.3 you're dead. Yeah, well you're all like Talking from your idea to suck all those ugly Keep shooting in the Meg I voted myself a five point seven I Got an average of seven point four I am dead

22:23You deserve it Clint Self a seven point nine got an average of seven point four survives No, you know why here's the thing to push me off. I'm still the ugliest on the show, aren't I? And he's still the hottest and he lives When someone's actually ugly maybe just give them a little bit of a higher score just so they feel better People have got no you're not that hot dad Meg's was the other one that was hotter than she thought I mean still died Yeah, it's somehow survives anyway, let's move on seems rated me before All right, let's do it. You should personality The best eight moments from Clint Megan's and this week. It's the greatest state Rover music radio podcasts Another 200 hectares just popped up next door put us to work need an answer ASAP Put us to work finally found the runoff you've been looking for put us to work think some fresh ideas could help grow your business

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