Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 9th September 2026

0:00This is Ashley Akinetti from the Almost Hymnest Podcast. You ever notice you and your spouse keep saying, we need to get away, but you never actually plan anything. That was us until we did something fun and spontaneous. We went to resortpass.com. There are hundreds of hotel resorts, pools and spots and private beaches that you can enjoy. You can spend the day at a luxury resort, pool, spa, massage, without booking an overnight stay. And listen, I may have only been 15 minutes from home, but it felt like it was a whole different world. And I'm thinking, this is exactly what I needed. So just go to resortpass.com, choose your resort, choose your day, luxury, resort, day passes, start at just $1,500. Once you post your daycation, people are gonna ask where you are. Go to resortpass.com, slash almost famous, and use the promo code almost famous to get $20 off when you spend $100. That's code almost famous at resortpass.com slash almost famous.

1:00From the Zidium podcast, need work. It's flage for an Halees, a little bit of pod. Welcome to a little bit of pod. Now guys, really close call last night in Beed. Okay. I'm in Beed, next to my mom. Ma'am. No, no, no, not that close. Shit, it is close at the pool. They don't run next to each other. The perineum is just, it's an inch wide. Oh, you're an inch wide perineum. Should I actually know how, what is the average distance? I don't actually know. Had a Google on that. I think you got a couple of fingers down there and sort of have a picture. Oh, average. No, no. No, no. Some thickness. Oh, no, don't. No, it's too much. It's too much. Too much, Halees. No, no, no, not that close call. So, yesterday we're gonna be at an average distance. Between the vaginal opening and the anus, known as the perineum or the gooch, then I just... I always thought the gooch was memore.

2:01Balls to anus. I never thought the gooch to be... I don't know, I had a gooch. Very much. The gooch was everybody's. As about 1.5 inches. Yeah, yeah. I said one inch. No females have a perineum, which is the anatomical term for the area often called the gooch or taint. Because I would have called your perineum, a gooch or taint. I would have called it the arousal. I would have been the taint to me. Well, it's either way. It's either the taint. No, no. The taint is the perineum. Has it called the taint because... Poo, poo, poo. Tainted. Poo, poo, poo. I kinda like it. Poo, poo. Anyway, enough of this. So, that wasn't the close call. So, Mike was like, he's got a bit of a toothache. I was like, oh God, no, like, you know, you've got to get on that. And I was like, oh, I've got some painkillers right at my house, got some painkillers. And I was lying in bed and I was like, I've got bongella. Because you know when I was really running down in the middle of the year, I had mouth ulcers. Yeah. Like, bongella, like a baby. Like a teething baby. Like a little baby. And so, I've got bongella that might just sort of temporarily

3:02help. And he's like, oh yeah, yeah, yeah. So, I've got this bag. You'll see it every morning. You little arm, make up bag. You little red bag. Girls, we always have little bags in our bags. Bags and bags. And so, I'm rummaging through the bag and I was like, it's in here, I've seen it. We're in the dark, by the way. Okay, oh God. All right, this. Here we go. I'm rummaging through and I feel the bongella and I pull it down and I pass it to him. And he was like, thank you. And then I was like, Oh. Good semus, menace. I said, stop. Faginal cream. What does this, what does this cream do? This is thrash me. Oh, God. Okay. Okay, it's just in the kit. I think from when I'm in. They're traveling. Also, isn't that like three times the size of a bongella too? I know it's exactly the same size. Is it? Because I have the next to what I found my bongella. All right, okay. Poor boyfriend nearly robbed. Clomazole 2% vaginal cream on his teeth.

4:03Oh, that would've been good. That would've been good for the gums. It's a steroid, isn't it? Well, he had oral thrush, maybe it would. It'd be fine. Yeah. How but balanced out. But it wouldn't do anything for the pain that he was feeling. Oh my God, it was so close. It was like this moment where I was like, this tube has slightly more rigidity than the bongella. And I just in the dark felt it was like, hey, I'm not gonna stop. So funny if they just spread it out and then they're like, it's not doing anything. It doesn't have that nice sort of soft minty taste to it. It's not really numbing it. It's sort of, anyway, that would've been fun wouldn't it? This is Ashley Akinati from the Almost Amos podcast. You ever noticed you and your spouse keep saying, we need to get away, but you never actually plan anything. That was us until we did something fun and spontaneous. We went to resort pass.com. There are hundreds of hotel resorts, pools and spots and private beaches that you can enjoy. You can spend the day at a luxury resort, pool, spa, massage, without booking an overnight stay. And listen, I may have only been like 15 minutes from home,

5:06but it felt like it was a whole different world. And I'm thinking, this is exactly what I needed. So just go to resort pass.com, choose your resort, choose your day, luxury, resort, day passes, start at just $1,500. Once you post your daycation, people are gonna ask where you are. Go to resort pass.com slash almost famous and use the promo code almost famous to get $20 off when you spend $100. That's code almost famous at resort pass.com slash almost famous.